Clyde and Seth Debate Over 1 Million Snapping Turtles or 3 Gorillas

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  • @Picmanreborn
    @Picmanreborn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    "you can say I fought 3 gorillas and survived"
    Kakuzu stans ain't gonna like this one😭😭😭😭

    • @alyx669
      @alyx669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Hashirama ploughed Kakuzu confirmed

    • @24kam48
      @24kam48 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Shots fired😂😂

    • @jaredbowen3527
      @jaredbowen3527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kakazu stans do not use Him surviving vs Hashirama as an arguement at all

    • @Picmanreborn
      @Picmanreborn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@jaredbowen3527 yes they do lmao. Not all of them but his "STANS" do

    • @reddotsxul8166
      @reddotsxul8166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jaredbowen3527 you’d be surprised

  • @don8535
    @don8535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    snapping turtles 100% because im jumping off the shells like mario

    • @pillowmaster4818
      @pillowmaster4818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmao

    • @travaughnanderson3958
      @travaughnanderson3958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      you slip on the first one and die immediately

    • @gandit
      @gandit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@travaughnanderson3958 reality can be often disappointing

    • @logan-vq3dm
      @logan-vq3dm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      12:23

    • @user-fy1nq3nf1q
      @user-fy1nq3nf1q 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro use a fire flower bro

  • @itsjustsilver8172
    @itsjustsilver8172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    “The hardest choices require the strongest of wills”

    • @REDACTED_REDACTED9
      @REDACTED_REDACTED9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Facts 😔

    • @codygillard
      @codygillard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The hardest gorillas require the strongest anuses

    • @dr.phylisphical9294
      @dr.phylisphical9294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ill fight the turles and get the shells as armor.

    • @prime2327
      @prime2327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@codygillard I regret reading that comment 😔

    • @Zenith_Nulls
      @Zenith_Nulls 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dr.phylisphical9294 😂 😂

  • @RecapBoxing
    @RecapBoxing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    You would never imagine what their relationship was like in the background.

    • @iNC0GNEGRO
      @iNC0GNEGRO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Had to come back to this to pretend they were actual friends

    • @drvictorvondooooom103
      @drvictorvondooooom103 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ⁠@@iNC0GNEGROthey weren’t fake FREINDS Seth and Clyde are just selfish jerks lmao

  • @romanfrancis1232
    @romanfrancis1232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    I love how we went from this to talking about what if Raditz and Nappa were revived post Frieza saga

    • @TheObicobiHD
      @TheObicobiHD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The best of segways haha

  • @Hip-Gnosis1134
    @Hip-Gnosis1134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Now THIS is the prime content I subscribed for.

    • @sycros1866
      @sycros1866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      same brother

  • @papouligaming9594
    @papouligaming9594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Gorillas are only like 10 times as strong as humans, funnily enough significantly weaker than many megafauna including Crocodiles, Rhinos, Hippos, Bears, Tigers, and many others. I am going with them over the million snapping turtles, since the sheer biomass of the turtles would easily overwhelm 3 gorillas (about the strength of like 30 people).

    • @GuyVick
      @GuyVick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *20x stronger than human

    • @beefjiggler5665
      @beefjiggler5665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      It depends on the sources you’re using as some say Silverback Gorillas are 4x stronger than Adult Male humans while others say 10-20x.

    • @milesandrews6711
      @milesandrews6711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yeah but them gorrilas are raping you, and you're garunteed to lose against them, at least with snapping turtles you can try some tricky shit like running away

    • @teriyakisauce7320
      @teriyakisauce7320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I just prefer not to be raped. If its death by a mill snapping turtles then death it is.

    • @bennogb5069
      @bennogb5069 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GuyVick No they arent tho.

  • @yaroslavivanov9787
    @yaroslavivanov9787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is weirdly chilling to watch now.

  • @alexdeghost2729
    @alexdeghost2729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    If there was one video I could have brought back, it'd be the Kakashi is Omnipotent debate because it's just fooling around and not serious. XD

    • @masonrockwood7732
      @masonrockwood7732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I just circled back to Seth after a year, why are all those videos deleted?

    • @JoeKing837
      @JoeKing837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@masonrockwood7732 Because

    • @stormcutter59
      @stormcutter59 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funny you say that cause I was JUST looking for that video and wondering why the hell it wasn't on here anymore. Also I loved his Beerus rant video. Absolutely fucking gold stuff!

  • @benleon927
    @benleon927 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "You see the thing about being raped by gorillas is..."
    - Seth (2021)

  • @michaelramirez2821
    @michaelramirez2821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Sooo assuming they ARE snapping turtles, they would weigh between 12-35 lbs. Turtles also CAN be eaten raw, the negative side effects would be minimal as long as you dont eat organs. turtles also can only go without water for anywhere between a week to a couple weeks, but they begin losing function after about a day. this would dull their senses making it easier to avoid getting bitten when trying to fight back. Also theres nothing stopping the gorrilas from snapping your back or bashing your head into the floor mid or during the act.
    I think that the most chad option is to fight the turtles. once a day you would kill 2-3 for food and move away from them for the rest of the day. you would probably die from dehydration but it would be a chad af way to go out. 10/10 would choose suicide by turtle.

    • @milesandrews6711
      @milesandrews6711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You could drink their blood

    • @CAdeadman
      @CAdeadman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You're right. It's 100% suicide to choose the turtles. It's literally impossible.

    • @tastedivinefury2198
      @tastedivinefury2198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well it kinda implies that you’ll go out alive against the gorillas plus they won’t hold on for long it’ll take like 6 mins

    • @samu1414
      @samu1414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There's a MILLION Turtles, how are you possibly going to even kill one without the others swarming you and taking out chunks of your flesh, how confident even are you about your ability to even kill it the begin with

    • @stillnousername9796
      @stillnousername9796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@samu1414 dude they weigh 12-35 lbs

  • @collinleivas9605
    @collinleivas9605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Thank you Seth and Clyde, I have always wanted to know why I'd take it from 3 gorillas than die to a million turtles

  • @four-en-tee
    @four-en-tee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    When people ask how we haven't colonized Mars yet, i'm just gonna link them this.

    • @typicaltrash5163
      @typicaltrash5163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      We need to do more important things first, then mars, but this is far more important

    • @benjaminbethel5640
      @benjaminbethel5640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥒

  • @MatthewCJoy
    @MatthewCJoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    When you said "its like being born without a zanpakuto spirit" I nearly spit out my cereal onto my keyboard.

  • @TypetwoAbsolute
    @TypetwoAbsolute 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    What if you chose the gorillas and they looked at you and said 'no'

  • @planetlumi4138
    @planetlumi4138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    How could you run away from one million turtles? Thats 200 000 meters lowballed of turtle, if they're stretched equally around you you're fucked.

    • @zentempo7902
      @zentempo7902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      If you get a headstart of 1 or 2 miles then maybe you could out last them

    • @Youngsickbacchus
      @Youngsickbacchus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I assumed it was them all lined up in rows

    • @AP_flacko
      @AP_flacko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nah i would try to jumb off them until i reach safely
      Or just start running the other way if i had a chance
      Easily Better then the other choice

    • @TheKing-qz9wd
      @TheKing-qz9wd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you're a lucky bugger you can find a way out. Jump on their shells maybe.

    • @Hensley_Jb
      @Hensley_Jb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zentempo7902 would not help

  • @dafade2254
    @dafade2254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    I can't 😂😂🤣🤣
    This is the hardest I've laughed in a long time thanks seth

    • @Picmanreborn
      @Picmanreborn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bruh they funny as hell 😭😭😭😭 I couldn't stop laughing

    • @Amikas117
      @Amikas117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I lost it when Clyde said he'd throw that shit back

    • @Picmanreborn
      @Picmanreborn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Amikas117 "he's not gonna last long with me I'm throwing it back" 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @callaway4257
    @callaway4257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    500 pounds is twice as heavy as the biggest snapping turtle ever found

    • @bennogb5069
      @bennogb5069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thats still a massive turtle tho.

    • @chadboyle4107
      @chadboyle4107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can you lift 250 pounds?

    • @chadboyle4107
      @chadboyle4107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In the shape of a turtle

    • @bennogb5069
      @bennogb5069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chadboyle4107 and the turtle is stronger than a human aswell

    • @chadboyle4107
      @chadboyle4107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bennogb5069 oh yeah if it gets a bite on your ankle or calf your in serious trouble

  • @TheMcDalorianFett
    @TheMcDalorianFett 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Glad we're debating the real important questions in this day and age that need to be discussed

  • @duanedmello8577
    @duanedmello8577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This might be my favourite video of all time😂

  • @emastermet609
    @emastermet609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I like how he used the Alligator Snapping Turtle In the thumbnail.

    • @disgruntledmanlet
      @disgruntledmanlet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m pretty sure those can weight above 50+ and have been measured to reach into the hundreds of pounds

  • @TheLostGod999
    @TheLostGod999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Glad to see you posting bro

  • @OP_HEX
    @OP_HEX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    You guys forgot to think about the turtles need water and that 160 days without food is because the don’t move much to begin with so it wouldn’t equate to the same amount of thin because they will be moveing more and also have no water so you would win in like 2 days or less

    • @williamthomas7587
      @williamthomas7587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I assumed as a void, they're literally all around you, quickly scuttling towards you and bloodlusted. LMFAOO

    • @Yoruharu
      @Yoruharu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      then with that argument, i would have more chance escaping the fucking gorillas wtf

    • @kirbe5039
      @kirbe5039 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      turtles are surprisingly fast on land when pissed off

  • @jayfugazi9751
    @jayfugazi9751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    extremely based and self aware to cut the video off when you did lmao

    • @brother2865
      @brother2865 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did they record this clip from a twitch stream or something?

  • @derpyplayer4374
    @derpyplayer4374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This Is peak content creation,
    Major Companies may not like it but this is the best of video creation

  • @disgruntledmanlet
    @disgruntledmanlet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Isnt Gorilla meat only 3 inches? Or 3 centimeters? I heard it’s actually tiny

    • @williamthomas7587
      @williamthomas7587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Like no bigger than your middle finger.

    • @tastedivinefury2198
      @tastedivinefury2198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@CerotheDemon yeah but it’s like 3 cm it’s literally nothing😭😭

    • @bootybandit9245
      @bootybandit9245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@CerotheDemon ima start anal training just for this situation

    • @WelcomeToAPLit
      @WelcomeToAPLit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bootybandit9245 Lmfao

    • @daddygravely4673
      @daddygravely4673 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tastedivinefury2198 ye it will hurt like a bitch

  • @kaison12205
    @kaison12205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    To comment on the inner monologue thing cause I’ve been reading a book and there’s a chapter on that (it’s a meh book but I do think this section has fair analysis)
    You don’t need inner monologue to recognize people or things or observe inner monologue is more when you are narrating your experience (which isn’t necessary) or conversing with yourself (which can be useful when decision making) while inner monologue is connected to language, language can exist independently and thus one can recognize and observe their environment pretty comprehensively and sometimes even more so when they filter out their internal monologue. Essentially inner monologue helps in problem solving at the cost of more time energy and indecisiveness, that’s not to say it’s bad I love internal monologue it’s a good source of entertainment and it’s a big part of the creative process but being able to find a balance of when to have it on or off is key imo

  • @Sword_Man_YT
    @Sword_Man_YT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Seth! We miss PinPin!

  • @r3ktfox146
    @r3ktfox146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    It's so easy to beat the turtles though, just get a million straws

  • @afro_souledits2382
    @afro_souledits2382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This is the greatest shit 😂😂😂😂this is basically a army of new Vegas cavadors vs 3 death claws deep in your spin 😂😂

    • @Wicked061
      @Wicked061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's actually a really cool idea

  • @CAdeadman
    @CAdeadman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    If you killed 1000 snapping turtles per day, it would still take you over 8 years to finish. It's literally impossible because you'd die of thirst, since you wouldn't be able to get enough water via turtle blood to survive before dying from drinking so much blood. Or if that didn't happen, you'd eventually get scurvy from eating nothing but turtle meat.

  • @kyle666man
    @kyle666man 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m at work, listening to this… DYING laughing 😂
    Late to the show, but glad I came.
    This is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard!!

  • @shadrachwilson5981
    @shadrachwilson5981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    It’s a good thing gorillas have smaller equipment compared to humans….

    • @johnmarston3395
      @johnmarston3395 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They’re still gonna be hitting much harder than a human

    • @Mmmm-tx6qc
      @Mmmm-tx6qc 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not about that man, it's about the principle

  • @derpyplayer4374
    @derpyplayer4374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Now I see doom but just snapping turtles

  • @44harbordale44
    @44harbordale44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    War arc Kakashi VS 1 million giant snapping turtles.

  • @CptnCobblestone
    @CptnCobblestone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Honestly though if I can tear up a few of the snapping turtles and use their shells as armor and weapons and just crush heads as consistently as I can. Take them out slowly and steady while keeping distance walking backwards at all times keeping vigilant.

    • @CptnCobblestone
      @CptnCobblestone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was feeling pretty good about this until y’all mentioned they might be able to sprint and lunge. Yep we’re dead.

  • @sauceysarutobi5069
    @sauceysarutobi5069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That Rambo scene when he’s screaming and and shooting fuck them turtles

  • @EarnieMac
    @EarnieMac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The thing with the gorillas is I wouldn’t even be that scared of being penetrated cus their ducks are tiny but I feel like they might rip me apart in the process. 1 million snapping turtles could be guaranteed death though depending on the setting

  • @Velanestar
    @Velanestar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Snapping turtle average size ranges from 8 to 14 inches/20-36 cm.
    They weight from 10-35 lbs/4.5-16kg with a record of 75lbs 36kg
    1,000,000 is a lot. But if you make it not fictional- you'd win. You'd out maneuver out run and fight through them
    You're not likely to survive 3 gorillas trying to rape you.
    They'd break you fighting over you. They'd break you raping you.
    You'd either end up paralyzed and traumatized or you'd end up actually dead.
    If yall are saying a million of the biggest snapping turtles? That's bs.
    That's like
    "Hey get bumfucked with a splintery piece of wood for 30 minutes or get shot with a 20mm cannon once an hour for 3 days."
    Both lethal. But ones insanely more then the other.

    • @thedelordhimselfgokublack
      @thedelordhimselfgokublack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I take three gorillas but I am armed with a spear. Stab,Stab,stab

    • @Velanestar
      @Velanestar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thedelordhimselfgokublack you can't fight back. That's the whole point. You're going to be hurt by the gorillas or you can fight through the turtles.
      They will break you. And not sexually

    • @chadboyle4107
      @chadboyle4107 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You say out manuver but that only works if they are decently spread apart
      If they are moving very close together your screwed
      Eventually ones going to get you and it will go down hill from there
      1 million
      You have to not screw up and make a mistake
      Because one bite to your ankle or calf could mean you bleed out
      No medical supplies in a white void

    • @chadboyle4107
      @chadboyle4107 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Both option is good to be honest
      Its just a pick your posion senerio
      But the gorilla one theres at least the chance of survival
      But with the turtles i dont think i could survive
      Especially if they
      Know where you are at all times
      You cant lose them
      They will outlast you
      If i eat them im going to be sick
      Have parasites
      And have dieghariea
      Mabye id die of dehydration
      And if they get me just once ill bleed out
      I see no way i win against the turtles
      I see slim chances of walking out just molested and scared aganst the gorillas
      A Slim chance is better than no chance

    • @Velanestar
      @Velanestar 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chadboyle4107 TH-cam keeps deleting my replies but I say again
      No white void with no supplies
      That's bs.
      It's just Seth and company trying to get yall to admit you want it up the butt. It's the biggest bs troll I've ever seen them do.

  • @zawurdooncrack1106
    @zawurdooncrack1106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Clyde got that Australian mentality

  • @maxfordgaming9278
    @maxfordgaming9278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I have never laughed so hard.

  • @masterchiefblank4885
    @masterchiefblank4885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Like the doctor who episode where capaldi has to break through a diamond wall to escape

  • @TheObicobiHD
    @TheObicobiHD 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This whole conversation with the ambient music in the background is what I live for lmao

  • @VloggingWithQ
    @VloggingWithQ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1bite from a snapping turtle is literally hospital level danage

  • @ZelZ-.-z
    @ZelZ-.-z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    If it went by waves I would die to the turtles just to show I sucked at Zombies especially if the same rules applied for the Gorrila's.
    Like Wave 1-3.

  • @TheBitingBat
    @TheBitingBat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Depending on the species of snapping turtle cause like alligator snapping turtles are the huge and can snap with enough force to pulverize a watermelon (which btw if comparable to shattering a human head). A million of those is just horrifying

  • @dnan9638
    @dnan9638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Next Video: " 1 6paths Madara vs 10,000 Zerglings "

  • @EndMisery
    @EndMisery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Eclipse: Turtle edition vs Rule34: 3_gorillas tag

  • @Yumemaru.
    @Yumemaru. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I wonder how much of a power boost you'd get from killing one million snapping turtles in the room of spirit in time. Either way kid Goku no diffs one million snapping turtles.

    • @tastedivinefury2198
      @tastedivinefury2198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not 30 billion spongebobs tho

    • @Yumemaru.
      @Yumemaru. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tastedivinefury2198 yeah he could probably kill like 29.9 billion Spongebobs but that last one would kill him.

  • @Quadra4sproductions
    @Quadra4sproductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why am I watching this before sleep 😄 laughing too hard

  • @alexdeghost2729
    @alexdeghost2729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    20:05 Does it count that I actually don't have one of my own voices in my head? Whenever I think to myself with words it's always the voice of someone else.

    • @imhappysavage5059
      @imhappysavage5059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bruh wtf

    • @alexdeghost2729
      @alexdeghost2729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@imhappysavage5059 I mean the inner voice they described is there 100% but when I think to myself with sentences it's never my voice.

    • @imhappysavage5059
      @imhappysavage5059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@alexdeghost2729 how does that work 😭 who tf u hear? Ur demons??

    • @alexdeghost2729
      @alexdeghost2729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@imhappysavage5059 Anyone that might fit the tone I'm thinking or just the voice that pops up. Arthur Morgan, Anakin Skywalker, or just real people I watch or know. But like it's my own thoughts and sentences im thinking of

    • @CAdeadman
      @CAdeadman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your inner voice shouldn't sound the way you HEAR yourself when you speak. The sound of your voice when you hear it comes from it being processed by your ears and brain. It's not how our voices actually sound.

  • @lilflounder4898
    @lilflounder4898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    18:03 I think you're talkin' about aphantasia where People can't visualize things, like, they still have imagination of course but they can't see anything.

  • @Izanna3
    @Izanna3 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    we need more of this

  • @CaptainAnonymous
    @CaptainAnonymous 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This question still plagues the masses

  • @juanaroberiano5382
    @juanaroberiano5382 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ironically this is the most masculine discussion ever

  • @greathoundii6142
    @greathoundii6142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm just gonna take that Banana Slamma from DK.

  • @RGA301092
    @RGA301092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    On the topic of the white void purgatory: since you're on the topic of Dragon Ball, you could compare it to the Room of Spirit and Time/Hyperbolic Time Chamber, no?

    • @chadboyle4107
      @chadboyle4107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That would be worse for you too scince it fluctuates from extreme colds and extreme heats
      Kid goku couldnt handle it for long
      The same kid goku who beat king piccolo
      The same king piccolo who blew up a city casualy

  • @maddogsgaming7567
    @maddogsgaming7567 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    when i clicked, i thought this was going to be 1 million snapping turtles fighting 3 gorillas

  • @sixpathskaiokentv
    @sixpathskaiokentv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All this just because Seth wants Clyde to say the words "I wanna be fucked by Gorillas"

  • @dorhysgnawing1263
    @dorhysgnawing1263 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I appreciate you guys so much

  • @elroyjohnson4559
    @elroyjohnson4559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So.... Basically you either gotta deal with angry shell Bois or harambe's revenge

  • @kakashiistheonlygoodcharac2410
    @kakashiistheonlygoodcharac2410 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now these are debates other than bleach and Naruto that I love

  • @keelograms911
    @keelograms911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Smashing turtle shells with the boys would be fun

  • @kentonriffe6358
    @kentonriffe6358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’d rather die with dignity then live on like that

  • @jalikjohnson3698
    @jalikjohnson3698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “ well madara.......”

  • @CringeGamingOG
    @CringeGamingOG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Daddy come home we miss you.

  • @ZaBreaker
    @ZaBreaker 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    No inner monolog and no minds eye, Their NPC's

  • @Prfinity
    @Prfinity ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Memories

  • @Simplechaos943
    @Simplechaos943 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I actually can’t imagine pictures in my head besides basic shapes in a pure black void

  • @dtabor85
    @dtabor85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Some numbers for context here.
    Average human male walk 3-4 mph
    Average human male jog speed 7-8mph
    Average turtle walking 1 mph on land
    Average turtle run 2-3 mph on land for VERY short distances.
    Raw turtle meat is 75% water.
    You'd need about 5 cups of turtle meat a day to survive a month or so with relative ease and somewhat healthy so long as you avoided parasites. Considering you'd only be eating the fastest healthiest turtles, your chance of getting one with a parasite goes way down. Plus. It's a void. There shouldn't be any parasites.
    Any breed of snapping turtle non stop walking in a dry mild environment would die in 3-10 days.
    You could easily gain a full night's sleep distance on them by jogging for about an hour and a half every morning. Wake up catch the fastest turtle alone. Eat him. Repeat.
    It wouldn't even take up most of your day or be a horrible inconvenience to outlast a million turtles. You'd just have to get real comfortable running every morning and eating gross shit. Some people do that just to have abs.

  • @superbad8008
    @superbad8008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There are people that don’t have an inner monologue? How?

  • @_WiZ420
    @_WiZ420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    16:50 don't forget Goku considered eating Roshi's Turtle LOOOL he decided against it bc it might taste bad

  • @Dexuz
    @Dexuz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The real question is 1 quintillion Snapping Turtles or Kid Goku first episode.

  • @tsukiyami7101
    @tsukiyami7101 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Boondocks moment with you and mojo jojo

  • @stormlewis5214
    @stormlewis5214 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1 million Snapping Turtle vs all of New York

  • @Simbino3
    @Simbino3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Forget the guns and grenades, give me a sword and I’ll take on the turtles.

  • @KING-ll2mz
    @KING-ll2mz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is not a video I should have watched while eating

  • @izurukamakura237
    @izurukamakura237 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is a unexpected video but a welcomed one

  • @DragonEmperorDraKai
    @DragonEmperorDraKai 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol i should really join your stream soon Seth, it sounds fun.

  • @ShadowDragonOnline
    @ShadowDragonOnline 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Make a shield out of the turtle shells and now your the ultimate ninja turtle

  • @marlonwelty8016
    @marlonwelty8016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This means even if u have the infinity gauntlet u would die (shit doesn’t work out side of the marvel universe)

    • @Renashi7
      @Renashi7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Even if it did you’d only wipe away half the turtles so there’d still be another 500k and you’d be crippled after using it normally

    • @Renashi7
      @Renashi7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly this is why you have to believe in the power of memes and turtle food

    • @jobsidian4219
      @jobsidian4219 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What if ultron want to know your location

  • @Secondhandtermite
    @Secondhandtermite 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    18:00 its called aphantasia, im an artist and im like that, its not that big of a deal and you can slowly get better at picturing things once you realise you cant

  • @The-Black-Death
    @The-Black-Death 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Instead they should be arguing about King Kong vs a Tarasque from DnD, it's basically the same thing as they're arguing about here!

    • @LepidopteranLiliumoth
      @LepidopteranLiliumoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Barely related, but Gamera solos Kong

    • @The-Black-Death
      @The-Black-Death 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LepidopteranLiliumoth Gamera isn't a Tarasque though.

    • @Akbar_and_Shaa
      @Akbar_and_Shaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tarrasque fights an army of kong

  • @WaveHashira
    @WaveHashira 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well damn those turtles are gonna fuck you up, 160 days without food!? Thats ABSURD!

  • @TheRealJAYDOSS
    @TheRealJAYDOSS 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please. More of this

  • @user-fy1nq3nf1q
    @user-fy1nq3nf1q 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    18:14 it's called aphantasia, and people that have it think in facts over than in pictures.

  • @dablazingbryan5559
    @dablazingbryan5559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’ll take on the gorillas. At least I know there’s something I can do with them. Not too sure how I’d win, but I won’t be screwed from the start.
    A million turtles will literally reach me and tear me apart like season 2 of Re-Zero.

    • @eduardopantoja9115
      @eduardopantoja9115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I heard that Gorillas are suprisingly moral so if you want to survive an encounter just lay in the ground without moving because they don't hurt creatures that seem weaker than them.

    • @dablazingbryan5559
      @dablazingbryan5559 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eduardopantoja9115 Im gonna have to crawl on my face then, cuz im a tall motherf-ker

  • @demon_legend1
    @demon_legend1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm fighting the turtles 100% cause at least I have the option of fighting back, plus if Gorrilas are anything like chimps I DO NOT wish to survive such a thing.
    [Are Backpacks Allowed in the vs a million turtles? Cause I got a Few supplies I could use to last longer against them.]

  • @imdasai
    @imdasai 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    the turtles would die of dehydration before starvation but humans can only go a few days without water so the outcome doesn't change

  • @EzioAuditore117
    @EzioAuditore117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At least with gorillas dont attack if you make yourself non threatening unless they are blood lusted

  • @gaoutkast5847
    @gaoutkast5847 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao...The Length of How Far NOT to Be Opened the Wrong Way by Gorillaz!

  • @tastedivinefury2198
    @tastedivinefury2198 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    He said throw it back😭😭😭

  • @flight_knight_
    @flight_knight_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    LMAO im glad i witnessed this gem

  • @zer0_ta1ent24
    @zer0_ta1ent24 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Its called Aphantasia, I can't visualize pretty lame but got me in trouble in school when I was a kid and they'd tell you to visualize shit like I am not seeing a beach Ms. This-is-my-12th-divorce

  • @noahj199
    @noahj199 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Reading the title alone made me laugh lol

  • @an0rangutan
    @an0rangutan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Bro, Turtles would fucking stomp, a single Alligator snapper can get 200+ lbs and runs fades on actual Alligators.

    • @tastedivinefury2198
      @tastedivinefury2198 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh….🧍🏾‍♂️

    • @an0rangutan
      @an0rangutan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ritxual-8719 It literally says snapping turtles.
      Even common snappers get 30+ lbs

    • @aliveandwellinisrael2507
      @aliveandwellinisrael2507 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No surprise you're advocating for the ape grape option

    • @an0rangutan
      @an0rangutan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aliveandwellinisrael2507 At least you might live? Is that not a better alternative?

  • @Itzhoneyz
    @Itzhoneyz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just watched two grown man talk about getting rapped by gorillas

  • @CloudyDaze
    @CloudyDaze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Snapping turtles because you can eat them as you outzone them.

  • @alexrobinet7576
    @alexrobinet7576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You could survive the turtles as they would die without water before you but you would need some luck and it would be an excrutiating 2 days.

    • @canned3880
      @canned3880 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They would probably be fine for longer than you would in a white void

    • @alexrobinet7576
      @alexrobinet7576 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seth only looked at food I looked at water its 8 hours to 2 days.

  • @TheHaHaNinja
    @TheHaHaNinja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1 million is way too many just getting away from them depending on how far apart they are spacced would be a herculean task

    • @masonrockwood7732
      @masonrockwood7732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's weird to go with 1 million. If I somehow perfect killed the first turtle and fashioned its shell into a weapon; I could probably kill 1000 at the utmost extreme before my strength ran out.
      It should be 10,000 vs 5 Gorillas.

    • @i.howland9820
      @i.howland9820 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes but they also need far more rest than humans