No More Jockeys: Live - Game 2 [19.03.21] (with Alex Horne, Tim Key + Mark Watson)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 พ.ย. 2024
- This is an edited version of a game originally streamed live. No More Jockeys is a game created by Alex Horne, Tim Key and Mark Watson.
✔ HOW TO PLAY
On each turn, players name a person plus a category they fall under. That person and category are then eliminated, and subsequent people must not fall under that category. As more categories are added it gets harder, and eventually impossible, to name anyone new.
★ TWITTER
/ alexhorne
/ timkeyperson
/ watsoncomedian
★ MERCHANDISE
teespring.com/...
♫ MUSIC
Suite bergamasque (L. 75) (Debussy)
► VIDEO
Alex Horne + Haiminh Le
♥ THANKS
Josh Barker + Morgan Davies
#AlexHorne #TimKey #MarkWatson
![No More Jockeys: Live - Game 3 [08.04.21] (with Alex Horne, Tim Key + Mark Watson)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/jhmfjOhCbUQ/mqdefault.jpg)
![No More Jockeys: Live – Game 3 [08.04.21] (with Alex Horne, Tim Key + Mark Watson)](/img/tr.png)
Apologies in advance if the music is loud in this one.
I SAID: APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE IF THE MUSIC IS LOUD IN THIS ONE. WHAT?? 👂🤚
PARDON???
SAY AGAIN!
EH? 🙉
So, you’re saying that the music, when you stop and think about it, is too loud?
Also, Horne’s category: no more decibels under forty.
I feel like this edit doesn't get across how truly hammered Horne was on the live stream. When he had to go "talk to himself in the mirror" for 10 minutes midgame, it was a miracle he lived, let alone won
I think "my haaands look like mountains" got it across a bit
wish I'd seen it live
I’d love to see it unedited no gonna lie
And a mug full of Bailey's *after* that.
@@mageless8192 this is up on yt !
Watching the origin of 'does a spider have a heart' is very good
key's face when watto said "you pricks never walk" was like he heard his own child swear for the first time
Glad Alex, Tim and Mark are in this one. They're my favourite players, and that's without exception.
Same guests two weeks in a row? Sounds like they’re running out of ideas imo
i'm holding out for john bishop
Actually could you present them to us please
Still awaiting the return of Dinky Donk and his washing machine.
3 of the greats
The synchronised reactions at 11:40 to "like a scenic railway" was perfect
lovely stuff
Caught that too, I had to rewatch
For anyone who didn't watch live, it can't be emphasized enough how much Horne checked out in the mid game phase.
I suppose that's where he is where he is. Great comeback to be fair to the guy, he still managed to grind the others into the dirt.
@@vickyb177 yeah he said he didn't want to play any more. You've got to respect the honesty.
We were all concerned for Horne's wellbeing at the time 😂
The guy chugged down a lot of Baileys! Like.. multiple full mugs. Did not think he would make it to the end.
@@SgtLion I was definitely concerned. Thought it was over. Over.
I'm a large fan of Watto standing up to the pricks not walking
"what, you're saying the loch ness monster not only exists but also has a massive heart and no hair?"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is potentially one of the best, Alex getting hammered but winning in the end. Who would have thought the man who said ''I have the equivalent of a cup of tea but it's BUOOWWAAYYYLEYYSSS'' would be victorious.
FINALLY! The long-awaited return of Mert Aksac! That's a play pandering to BTL, but one the fans will surely love.
Can confirm I’m lapping it up
Didn't play him, though. Mert Backtrack.
The absolute SCENES below the line when Mert Aksac was withdrawn 😂
Getting tired of the Key To Start vs Key To Play debate due to the fact no one ever addresses the elephant in the room... Key To Open!
I've never had a key to open though. I've had doors to open, snooker games, negotiations, but never a key. I've used keys on doors to open them but that's a whole different can of worms I'd rather leave closed.
What did you call him?
Key to get lost in the couch cushions
There is no show I'd rather watch than this. "You're telling me that Scrappy Doo is in his 60s?!"
Does a spider have a heart? Does a spider have a soul? Does a spider have a purpose? Does a spider have a goal? 🕷🕸
Does a spider have a larynx? Does a spider have an arsehole?
And now it's on the s13 interviews lol
This was an absolute joy and a mess to watch live. Alex was having the worst time ever. Top stuff.
Can't wait for the second episode of guess the adhesive, was on the edge of my seat the entire time.
Eyes stuck to the screen
Also, not resolved correctly. It was very clearly only two pieces of blu-tak! Outrage!
Can we guess what kept you there?
The increased musicality of this episode was a welcome thing. Also, spiders are weird, I wasn't sure they had hearts or lungs either.
So it turns out they’re no less drunk in the edited version.
Ah. Alex really was on a whole other planet in this one.
Nice to see Key dressed as Wozniak
I was watching Alex Horne on a repeat of 'Jimmy Carr's I Literally Just Told You' the other day, and one of the questions he got right was about a fictional Snooker player called Jimmy Taylor - an amalgamation of Jimmy White and Dennis Taylor.
Just watching this Live Game again today, and I'd totally forgotten he'd called Dennis Taylor 'Jimmy Taylor'. I'm not sure of the chronology of the filming, but I wonder if that's because of hearing it on the other show?
When I think about it a cup of tea and NMJ makes a perfect Friday morning.
This was so funny live (3 hours and all) but my god this edit brings back such incredible memories!! Hahahahaha
Happy Friday evening from NZ, to the jockstraps BTL. Over
I thought I'd hallucinate this whole thing but no it really happened. Brilliant.
Ampersandcastle, No More people who, when you really think about it, are quite sad that Horne mimicking Key’s worm gloves didn’t make it into the edit
You made me look up whether spiders have hearts ... and it turns out they do!
HOW did Horne get away with naming a baby: his heart must be smaller than a plum, surely?
Oh yeah totally a one year old would have a heart smaller then a plum
Not to mention....a famous baby.
@@Rosalind-butNotThatOne I feel like being a famous baby is allowed, the rule was not being famous at 15
We all screamed this on the live stream. Did those guys above the line give an s? Did they f.
Spiders have lungs and a heart. Though some other arachnids do not have lungs, and simply have pores in their carapace that let in air.
Good luck making that scan
Thanks Doc, but the matter of soul?
But does a spider have a purpose? Does a spider have a goal?
And what about a liver that one google can't tell me?
This is, when you think about it, a brilliant edit 👏
I attended the live event but have to admit it did drag on a bit. The condensed version is a lot more compelling. But I have had dozens of hours of laughs watching these 3 play, so was happy to contribute some money to the continually entertaining wardrobe changes 👏👏
Beautiful to see does a spider have a heart feature in Taskmaster
“What a lovely font” seems like a genuine British compliment oddly.
I absolute NEED to hear another verse of "does a spider have a heart"
He improvised something new recently, about spiders striving and being cold, as I recall :)
I'd also say Clare Balding could also be challenged on purpose hat, as she wears one to cover Royal Ascot.
A very musical take by Watson tonight.
This is a brilliant episode properly laughed out loud at "BaOileYs"
TLDR Spiders have hearts and booklungs. I am no biologist but i would hazard to guess that they named whatever organ that pumped blood heart and whatever takes oxygen from the air and puts it into the blood the lung regardless of similarity to human organs.
Wikipedia: Like other arthropods, spiders are coelomates in which the coelom is reduced to small areas round the reproductive and excretory systems. Its place is largely taken by a hemocoel, a cavity that runs most of the length of the body and through which blood flows. The heart is a tube in the upper part of the body, with a few ostia that act as non-return valves allowing blood to enter the heart from the hemocoel but prevent it from leaving before it reaches the front end.[14] However, in spiders, it occupies only the upper part of the abdomen, and blood is discharged into the hemocoel by one artery that opens at the rear end of the abdomen and by branching arteries that pass through the pedicle and open into several parts of the cephalothorax. Hence spiders have open circulatory systems.[11] The blood of many spiders that have book lungs contains the respiratory pigment hemocyanin to make oxygen transport more efficient.[12]
Spiders have developed several different respiratory anatomies, based on book lungs, a tracheal system, or both. Mygalomorph and Mesothelae spiders have two pairs of book lungs filled with haemolymph, where openings on the ventral surface of the abdomen allow air to enter and diffuse oxygen. This is also the case for some basal araneomorph spiders, like the family Hypochilidae, but the remaining members of this group have just the anterior pair of book lungs intact while the posterior pair of breathing organs are partly or fully modified into tracheae, through which oxygen is diffused into the haemolymph or directly to the tissue and organs
When It Comes Crashing Down And It Hurts Inside ✋
I just want to highlight what Watto said at the end there, "We've been playing for so long".
One of Mark's best performances
Pretty sure Mark will have his daughters phone number as well 😄
That was a properly silly round. Good times!
It’s a good Friday morning now. Over.
Love that Willie Thorn popped up in that photo with 'Jimmy Taylor'. I met Willie in a William hill in Newton abbot when I was about 8. My 'aunty' took me in to get his autograph, and I had no idea who he was. The bookmakers felt like a sad place
Classic lure from Tim with the play Clare Balding after No More Balds. He gave in too early there. A TV Movie is surely not a film? Fight it Tim! Does a spider not have a heart?
Wasn't even a film. An hour long documentary.
Anyone who questions whether spiders have hearts has obviously never encountered Lucas the Spider. Lucas has heart in spades. He’s a card and a diamond that’s welcome in my clubs any day of the week.
Wild plays by Horne.
Either a fun or scary fact depending on your level of arachnophobia but due to their exoskeleton spider legs need to use hydraulic principles instead of muscles for certain movements and the pressure for that comes from their heart.
I don't mind it at all :)
H: "Can I just ask a question: Are you sure spiders have hearts?"
W: "This is ideal, really."
K: "Oh yeah, eight legs and no heart. That adds up."
🔥🔥🔥
Classic Woodworm batting inners from Key, don't mind it
I forgot about the Baileys. This was the one when we were all quite concerned Alex might have died quite soon after the stream ended.
Smart executive production on the adhesives game. I'm sticking through the commercials to find out what kind of adhesive it is.
01:19 bup, bup, unicorn hug.
Otters only live for 12 years, Tim could have used that on the Loch Ness challenge
Make more!! 😍
I would be hyped to watch an extended Guess The Adhesive. Perhaps each contestant could stick 3 things to their wall with creative adhesives, if anyone guesses all 3 they get a bonus challenge?
Thanks Watto for summing up my gender in song 😂 good game!
Is that Mike Wosnack's hair and scalp Tim's wearing?
Lovely.
"That sounds like a safe"
'Key to play' vs 'Key to start'. I'm definitely on Team Start, but this is where we are where we are.
Ludicrous. “Key to play” is classic, “Key to start” just doesn’t sound right.
Team Start! Although I don’t mind a cheeky little bit of Play
You need a key to start a car, just as you need a Key to start this game.
@@MsKatyDod exactly!
Guys it's Key to Start at the start of the game but during the game when it's his turn it's Key to Play
Good gosh how did Alex win when he was THAT smashed. Congrats!
A useful proof that neither sense nor sensibility is core to this game.
Watson marking his ground and making it very clear just where he is where he is , with his purposefully placed "Above the Line" poster.
When the Great "Between the Lines" War is taught in years to come, historians will point to this video and say this was one if the primary provocations which escalated things until they got so wildly out of control.
I'd completely forgotten about Does a Spider Have a Heart? That's gonna be stuck in my head all day now.
This was posted 8 days ago. How has no one yet commented:
Bop Bop
Unicorn Plush
Alex "Compo" Holgan drinking Baileys out of a Gruffalo tea cup.. you wont see that on T.V
and thats why T.V is dying.
OMG Does anyone know another show?
Is there a full head of hair on Wilfred Johnson then?
Wilfred Johnson, the 1 year old, is famous at or before 15.
with a heart smaller than a plum, I'd wager.
Mark had a stinker there, could have nailed him on that. You can forgive forgotten categories that never get mentioned again but ones that have had active challenges for is inexcusable.
Awful but lawful and I don't mind it
I think the category was famous by 15 though so you could argue the kid isn't yet 15 so won't be "famous by 15" until he is 15
Fisher made her first on-screen appearances in commercials on Australian television at the age of 9
I am not ashamed to admit I am about to Google whether spider's have hearts, livers, and/or lungs.
Bom bom, Victory Vest
14:42 one second, turning that one into a gif.
Wouldn't Wilfred Johnson's heart be smaller than a large plum?
Key is getting heavy and hard with the old swears. The lad is rattled and showing it!
"Dennis the Menace" is both the name of the comic and the name of the character. The comic is 70, the character is not.
No, Dennis the Menace is a character in a comic called The Beano. Are you maybe thinking of the US comic instead?
@@jackfrost9259 Ooooh now that is interesting. In that case, the comic is older than 70 so it's plausible the players were referring to the US version as I was.
@@kevineugenius They were both created 70 years ago
@@iancockburn I mean, it doesn't fully matter but one was 1938 and one was 1951.
@@kevineugenius Both characters were created 1951, which is 70 years ago. (The Beano was founded 1938 but Dennis first appeared in it 1951)
Sometimes I suspect Watto only knows music from football chants.
I've got the equivalent of a cup of tea but it's WINE, erm
Surely someone BTL has done the numbers play vs start
Unofficial BTL Scrimmage game 👇👇👇
Scrimmage Rules:
- rather than knocking each other out the game, the aim is to create the longest game possible which boosts the Algorithm for the Above the Line players
- you can't do the work on your own challenge
- successful challenges must be hyperlinked
- a successful challenge ends the game for all unless the player involved revokes their turn by deleting the post and we go again.
- no hands on face at all times
- no scrolling up to check categories
- no running order, drop in when you can
- time limit is 1 week until next game starts
- Irish honour system, police your own posts, no cheating please
Phil Wang - no more names with no repeating letters.
Jessica rabbit - no more people, whose names, when you think about them, contain an animal. (For clarity, that’s NOT an animal just floating around between both their names, it must be in one name and in correct order)
Angela Merkel. No more Europeans.
Lee Mack - No more people who have a close relationship, working or otherwise, with David Mitchell.
Challenge: Lee Mack is English, and I think England is still part of the continent of Europe, even if it isn't part of the EU
Watto looks vaguely like Canadian prime minister Trudeau in this outing.
so thats how you spell 'challônge'
Doesn't Watto know his own daughter's phone number? NO MORE PHONE NUMBERS KNOWN BY 1+ PLAYER
Maybe she is too young to have a phone number?
She was busy at work, as a trained welder, wearing job gloves presumably.
I prefer the louder music. Long may it continue. Over.
so is this a new set? or are the lives different?
They’re airing the edits of the live shows first and then starting set 4
Wilfred Johnson surely already famous, if not yet a man. A real missed opportunity from Watto there.
But this is where we are where we are
I don't think the category was famous at 15 or earlier, it was famous at 15. Same reason Scrappy Doo was ok because he hadn't turned 15 yet.
@@kcolloran I've heard what you have to say... and I'm walking
@@1308bjh challenge, surely Wilfred heart is smaller than a plum?
We are all Watto from 07:20 to 07:50
Horne The Hustler
Has anyone else noticed that Tim Key always uses Jack Dee as an example of ''no more men''? Is he the epitome of man to Timmy/others? Or am I wrong?
I'd have argued Pritti Patel doesn't have a heart bigger than a plum, she is a tory after all.
Do the un-ageing age? 7:01
It seems to be 'yes' if the rest of the world does around them, 'no' if the entire world is without significant progression
.. but then Beeno wishes Denis the Menace happy 70th birthday!
so sad to see a grown man (HORNE) have a breakdown.....but you've got to admire his balls....he pulled it out of the bag yet again!
Holy Horne, Batman!.. did NOT see that coming. Extraordinarily played.
isnt wilfred johnson famous under 15 it could be argued
I mean if my name has anything to do with this raging debate, I'm very sorry. I've actually been under the impression it was "key:to play" but I found "key:to start" also has some extra self-help connotations.
Well, damn! There really is a youtube channel for everything!
A standout game
Surprised no one is talking about the Jodie Comer famous at 15 challenge. She was 14 when the first episode of The Royal Today aired on ITV? Maybe they decided that show doesn't constitute fame, or they didn't realise she's so young, or perhaps I'm missing something.
I think they decided that a single TV show appearance doesn't count as fame, which is fairly reasonable as far as I'm concerned. Most people who have had one TV appearance are not famous.
@@sammybrown5726 makes sense to me, perhaps later in the game they'd have tried it on, but she's not scrappy doo famous that's for sure
Sounds like zelda music today