@@user-asswecan MG3 is literally changing MG42's 7.92 Kurz to 7.62 NATO... And it is indeed the reason why German soldiers are trained to fire very short bursts.
@@user-qw9tv5hk3w hopefully, don't forget that this lack of friendship is due to western intervention for the most part. It is due to their geopolitic strategy that you have to distrust choson.
Looking at him smiling like a 5year-old boy who got a new Lego set when understanding the instructor ain't giving a shit about wasting ammo is pretty satisfying
@@warbrain1053 Considering the M2 Browning fires 50. Rounds. It's no wonder why it's slow firing but the Ma Duece shreds absolutely everything that isn't heavily armored and was a nightmare for German Paratroopers to face back in the war.
This is even better knowing how modern Germans behave. That "Hehe...OKÄY" feels like he went from "polite guest using being respectful of somebody else's possessions" to "on vacation with an HMG and permission to unload it the loud way."
The German: * Wonders why the M2 does not use half of the beld in one burst * The US American: * Trolls him by makim his MG3 overheat in an instant next time he uses it *
@@chowder3239 It does make sense, as there are more "Americans" (ie: from the American continent/continents) than just the people from the United States.
The way I understand it, this comes down to the way the two nations build their machine guns. German MGs tend to have incredibly high cyclic rates, meaning they put a LOT of bullets downrange in just a few seconds. Thus they developed the discipline of “burst firing” their MGs at individuals or groups to both conserve ammo and to prevent their guns from wearing out prematurely. American MGs tended to be slower-firing so they could operate for longer periods with one trigger pull. Thus the Americans tend to be more free with their burst times due to a slower cyclic rate and less overall stress on the gun. So this German soldier was trying to apply his discipline to an American gun which really didn’t require it. Or maybe we just like the dakka more and the Germans prefer efficiency. Idk. EDIT: I want to preemptively state that I made this comment before scrolling down and finding out at least 3 dozen other people already said the same thing.
In the German army we've been taught to do short bursts with short interruptions in-between when shooting a machine gun. Well, actually both, depending on what you are actually trying to achieve. Longs bursts are meant to suppress the enemies, not to actually hit them. But those should still be controlled bursts. Or you are trying to hit an aircraft (good luck with that one btw.). With short burst you can actually hit something. This was the preferred way, at least in my unit. I participated in a maneuver with a US Army unit. They were shooting with German weapons, and we with the American ones. I was also told to dump the whole drum in one burst with the M249... It is just spray and prey. You can't hit sh*t with that Minimi. I cannot imagine any situation I would actually do something like that in a real battle situation. But man, I have to admin, that was super fun, though! :D By the way, one of the US soldiers actually broke his collarbone while shooting the MG3. You shouldn't go into full auto unprepared with that beast :) However, long story short. I totally understand the German soldier receiving the permit to just go full burst mode with that .50 cal. That childish smile in his face is priceless! And again, doing that just for fun is absolutely nuts and I would really love to do the same. But in a real battle, most likely not :)
When you shoot weapons in the US military you need to expend all the ammo your commander ordered, if you return ammo that just means you won't be issued enough for the next training exercise.
@@5oh_goon i think it stems from his mg3 drills , in the time he pulled the trigger on the 50 cal to shoot two rounds about 10 would have spitten out by the mg3
@@fellowtemplar5679 lol, they are used to bursts because of the MG3s higher rate of fire. But i guess you know better since they didnt have a real practice for ages, right?
@@fellowtemplar5679 Funny how you expect i was about to argue with you about your quality sarcasm. Keep your head up and dont be so defensive after one single response lolz
Can we just appreciate that, even though there have been slight modifications, this weapon is nearly 90 years old and is still being used extensively to this day?
@@fireiron369 I think the original schematics and design date back to 1918 but the actual weapon in use today was introduced/put in service in the 30s.
I was in the German army as well. This shy behave is due to the fact that germans are not allowed to waste material and ammunition during trainings - strange but true. The US troops are in a different manner, at least if the germans have to pay for each bullet at the training 😅🥴
I think he shoots like that cause of the insane MG3 firerate, they shoot in short bursts because they would run out of ammo before you can say bundeswehr
Wir deutschen Soldaten müssen sparsam sein. Da ist kein Geld da für Munition, um richtig zu trainieren ! :( We German soldiers have to be economical. There is no money for ammunition to train properly! :(
@@harvelein then shoot them!, heck just shoot every Problem there is untill it's gone, you dont like you're wife? Shoot her! Dont want to pay rent? Shoot the landlord!
Ja, das stimmt, aber Amerika ist eines der wenigen Länder, das es sich leisten kann, dass seine Soldaten tausend Kugeln pro Sekunde abfeuern. English: Yeah, that's true, but america is one of the only countries that can afford for their soldiers to fire a thousand bullets per second. (I'm American by the way)
Could his short bursts be due to the MG-3, which fires much more quickly, which drives him to shoot in short bursts to sustain accuracy and the barrel?
Yes, that's the reason. To shoot more accurate, preserve ammunition and not to overheat the barrel. I was a Bundeswehrsoldier too and got trained to shoot in those short bursts.
@@flamezx2550 Well, a lot of people probably were. We had mandatory conscription service in Germany a few years ago, so a lot of people, at least in Germany were Soldiers at some point, and nearly every German Soldier learns how to shoot the MG3. Not sure however about medics and musicians, but they are a minority.
@@flamezx2550 You can read it in ZDv 3/12. Abs. 1204 "Einzelziele in großer Entfernung bekämpft der Schütze mitkurzen Feuerstößen." Translation: "Individual targets in great distance are attacked by the gunner with short bursts." This is the case if the machinegun is used with a carrigage. The ZDv (Zentrale Dienstvorschrift) is the rulebook for the German soldier.
The basics of handling a machine gun. 1. Point it at the thing/things you want dead 2. Pull the trigger. 3. Death comes out. 4. Things in front die. 5. Profit.
But that's what rifles are for. Machine guns are for putting so much lead down range that the bad guys can't get a shot off and your buddies can push or take accurate shots.
The reason why he's making those short bursts is because nations that use modern iterations of the MG42 like Austria and Germany are accustomed to a higher firing rate, shorter bursts but more ammo spent than with the B1919
Lmao this brings back my arma days. I AM NOT A MILITARY GUY, but i love milsim games like arma, and I used machine gun pretty much like this guy because I assumed ammo preservation is important? And this squad leader of mine screamed on the mike "ITS A MACHINE GUN! SO USE LIKE ONE!" Hahaha. I miss those guys.
I finally realized. The german soldiers are used to fire the mg3/mg42 with fast fire rate, that's why they used short burst. In this video, the machine gun isn't as fast so the german soldier only shoot 2-3 rounds and get confused until the us soldier tell him to stop bursting.
why dont u sign up? im currently studying in uni because i want to be an officer. its a one in a lifetime opportunity man, dont want to regret not doing it when im like 50
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"Mr. Jordan, that's a basketball"
''Mr. Senna, that's a F1 car''
"Mr. Ramsay, that's a lamb sauce"
COULD YOU GIVE ME THE SAUCE?
*Mr. Cena, That's a folding chair*
"Mr. Rock, that's a pancake."
Last time Hans had a machine gun, he was charged 1000 murders for one at Omaha
2000
Heinrich, not Hans
i mean he wouldnt have been charged, since its not murder during war. unless it was a warcrime, which it wasnt
No charges for this chad
that actually is a myth. when you look at the sector he was covering it was probably closed to a couple hundred
When a German soldier trains with Americans and is told he doesn't have to worry about how much money a bullet costs
Hah aha
thats sounds like we have to pay for our ammunition
@@michasshow Y-you do…
@@michasshow well yes, they indeed need to pay for every single bullet
I think its more due to the fact that if the German soldier held the trigger that long on his MG 42, it would melt.
American:" Hey, it's a machinegun!"
German:" Really? This Scheiß is slow as hell then."
"Machine Gun? But where are my 1200 Rounds Per Minute?"
Bullet is way fucking bigger tho
Well ya know it’s only a .50cal
@@bearieroblox6451 he misses the 22mm
pahahaha
Hes just acustomed to the firing rate of which the mg42 would spit out 5 round bursts.
is mg3
@@user-asswecan We know??
@@user-asswecan MG3 is literally changing MG42's 7.92 Kurz to 7.62 NATO... And it is indeed the reason why German soldiers are trained to fire very short bursts.
It’s the MG3..
@@dxl___ Same thing
Just reverse engineered to fire NATO standard caliber
The look of unalturated joy on his face when he realizes that yes, it is indeed a machine gun just brings a smile to my face
@@user-qw9tv5hk3w If google translate is correct, I hope so
Christmas came early for young Hans.
@@user-qw9tv5hk3w eh, they have been at war until now, dont think so
@@Waltbrub germany and like the whole rest of europe were at war for 2 wars, i think korea reuniting is possible at some point
@@user-qw9tv5hk3w hopefully, don't forget that this lack of friendship is due to western intervention for the most part. It is due to their geopolitic strategy that you have to distrust choson.
Bob: "It's a machine gun"
Hans: "Yeah,I know was cleaning the wounded ones"
Hahahaaa dark!
Never tell...
A woman: "You look old."
A man: "Your sports team sucks."
A German: "It's a machine gun!"
A Russian: "There's food in the line."
Never show an Italian person the rocker gesture
@@gamertelt9841 mind if I ask why?
@@novacord9205 There you go: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sign_of_the_horns
😂😂😂
@@novacord9205 it means "I fucked your wife" in Italian hand gestures
i love the thought that about 80 years ago we were trading shots with these guys and now were training with them. Thats so cool to me
Our military is too sexy and intimidating to the German population
@@campbellaviation7289 both are scary
@@campbellaviation7289 but too bright to japanese tho
@@campbellaviation7289 nah leopards and german camouflage and german made guns are much cooler
Leopards are pretty good tanks, the Germans have a formidable army, let’s hope they stay on our side…
Looking at him smiling like a 5year-old boy who got a new Lego set when understanding the instructor ain't giving a shit about wasting ammo is pretty satisfying
It is just firing too slow for his taste
well controlled short burts is kinda the machinegun doctrine. Alltho this gun shoots slow so longer burst are probably necessary.
At 14 I still have that excitement about legos not firing a much one gun on invites ammo
@@warbrain1053 Considering the M2 Browning fires 50. Rounds. It's no wonder why it's slow firing but the Ma Duece shreds absolutely everything that isn't heavily armored and was a nightmare for German Paratroopers to face back in the war.
🤣😎
Before being told to go full bore: "Man, this ammo probably costs a lot."
Afterwards: "Yes. More bullets
This is even better knowing how modern Germans behave. That "Hehe...OKÄY" feels like he went from "polite guest using being respectful of somebody else's possessions" to "on vacation with an HMG and permission to unload it the loud way."
Poland: "Oh shit. Here we go again"
Nah I think you meant, "Oh Kurwa"
Modern day Poland would beat Germany
@@yoinks9907 Mit unseren Panzern vielleicht 🤷♂️🤦♂️
Nah that won't happen
Russia : did you forgot about me Poland
The German: * Wonders why the M2 does not use half of the beld in one burst *
The US American: * Trolls him by makim his MG3 overheat in an instant next time he uses it *
*THE US ARMERICAN*
The American evolved into a US American
@@chowder3239 ARMERICAN
@@chowder3239 It does make sense, as there are more "Americans" (ie: from the American continent/continents) than just the people from the United States.
Overheating is not a problem of the MG3 - its a feature. When its hot enought you do no longer have to pull the trigger ^^
The way I understand it, this comes down to the way the two nations build their machine guns. German MGs tend to have incredibly high cyclic rates, meaning they put a LOT of bullets downrange in just a few seconds. Thus they developed the discipline of “burst firing” their MGs at individuals or groups to both conserve ammo and to prevent their guns from wearing out prematurely.
American MGs tended to be slower-firing so they could operate for longer periods with one trigger pull. Thus the Americans tend to be more free with their burst times due to a slower cyclic rate and less overall stress on the gun. So this German soldier was trying to apply his discipline to an American gun which really didn’t require it.
Or maybe we just like the dakka more and the Germans prefer efficiency. Idk.
EDIT: I want to preemptively state that I made this comment before scrolling down and finding out at least 3 dozen other people already said the same thing.
Thank you! For being honest
Thanks for the explanation mate
He did look at it funny after the first two rounds like "check check, is this thing on?"
I prefer dakka
Dont forget that burst firing hi power/complex weapon systems (in full-auto) can also result in more failure & jamming.
“Its a machine gun.”
“Haha.”
*kills the whole army, including his own.*
American soldier: Hans fire the Machine gun
Hans: Ok
Hans: Shoots down planes
American Soldier: ah Sh!t
SHOOTZ DOWN TZA PLAENS
Release the stukas
@@realrandiee release the me262’s as well, kamerad
Russians : *sends grizzly soldiers*
@@jeffsan8227
Poland's bear soldier: **bear noises**
Translation: *PATHETHIC*
He's German. He knows what that is.
What’s that supposed to mean ?
@@TuneyDarko * normandy, mg42 intensifies*
@@TuneyDarko They invented the modern machine gun.
In the German army we've been taught to do short bursts with short interruptions in-between when shooting a machine gun. Well, actually both, depending on what you are actually trying to achieve. Longs bursts are meant to suppress the enemies, not to actually hit them. But those should still be controlled bursts. Or you are trying to hit an aircraft (good luck with that one btw.). With short burst you can actually hit something. This was the preferred way, at least in my unit.
I participated in a maneuver with a US Army unit. They were shooting with German weapons, and we with the American ones. I was also told to dump the whole drum in one burst with the M249... It is just spray and prey. You can't hit sh*t with that Minimi. I cannot imagine any situation I would actually do something like that in a real battle situation. But man, I have to admin, that was super fun, though! :D
By the way, one of the US soldiers actually broke his collarbone while shooting the MG3. You shouldn't go into full auto unprepared with that beast :)
However, long story short. I totally understand the German soldier receiving the permit to just go full burst mode with that .50 cal. That childish smile in his face is priceless!
And again, doing that just for fun is absolutely nuts and I would really love to do the same. But in a real battle, most likely not :)
👌
Wow! 😆
@S T Ξ N
bei dem Video genau an das gleiche gedacht😂 wie viele Amis sich da blaue Schultern geholt haben bei den Übungen am MG...
@@pgmanagement8760 Haha 😂 Das sowieso )))
Thank your Sir, now I understand the meaning of this video ...
The american soldiers be like: Save ammo? Pff, who cares, we got tax payers.
Yea these bastards ! They are ruining america !
Yeah why teach soldiers how to fire a weapon
When you shoot weapons in the US military you need to expend all the ammo your commander ordered, if you return ammo that just means you won't be issued enough for the next training exercise.
"don't worry m8, this shit comes cheap in bulk from the russians... oh wait..."
Modern day Germans need a little helpful advice concerning fun with firearms.
Edit: This joke is no laughing matter to ze Germans!
it's because the Bundeswehr does not have as much military budget as US Army, and the German soldiers are trained to reserve ammo.
@@Shazmatazz trained to reserve ammo hell no, short burts are just much more precise than just holding down your machine gun ? :D
@@stash3027 a 2 round burst isn’t gonna do anything but jam a m2 .50 cal lol 6-8 round burst minimum
@@5oh_goon i think it stems from his mg3 drills , in the time he pulled the trigger on the 50 cal to shoot two rounds about 10 would have spitten out by the mg3
@@tavish4699 probably, even tho the 2 guns aren’t comparable. Mg3s American counterpart is the 240
*Brings back the old memories of the German soldier’s great grandpa spraying allies with his mg42 on dday 1944
More Germans were on the eastern front so his grandfather was probably fighting the soviets
@@yoinks9907 mate you ruined the entire fucking joke stfu ohhh im sooo satisfied and im so thick am i not knowing germans fought the Soviet Union 👏🏻
@@yoinks9907 The joke is based around western front, not the eastern. So really, all you said was a useless fact that ruins the joke
@@yoinks9907 His grandfather was most likely fighting the U.S
@@yoinks9907 r/ WooOOOoSOoOOOSOOSOSOOSOSOSOshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
For those wondering: When added all together, the Harry Potter books contain 1,084,170 words.
OK but how many words are in the Bible and "The art of war" combined?
@@simon6157 art of war doesn't have that many words
Yeah, it's a machinegun. A machinegun that shoots half as fast as what he is used to. You really can see that.
Thats like 1/8 of the Normal speed
Imagine telling a German how to use a machine gun XD
They didn't have a real practice for more than half a century.
@@fellowtemplar5679 lol, they are used to bursts because of the MG3s higher rate of fire. But i guess you know better since they didnt have a real practice for ages, right?
@@PhroxS Do I really have to write a definition of a *joke* to you? Go find another place to start your little cyber fights.
@@fellowtemplar5679 Funny how you expect i was about to argue with you about your quality sarcasm. Keep your head up and dont be so defensive after one single response lolz
I think a MG42 and a beach can solve this argument
I loved the happiness on his face when the instructor said "it's a machine gun" and he knew he could just pull the trigger and let it happen lmao
“It’s a machine gun” at that moment the Germans of the past that had occupied the beaches of Normandy entered into his soul
American: "It's a machine gun!"
German: "Really? It has nowhere near the rate of fire as an MG42" (Maschinengewehr 42) 😆
Can we just appreciate that, even though there have been slight modifications, this weapon is nearly 90 years old and is still being used extensively to this day?
It’s way older than that.
It’s closer to 130 I believe
@@fireiron369 I think the original schematics and design date back to 1918 but the actual weapon in use today was introduced/put in service in the 30s.
@@danaolsongaming ye wasnt it a italian made weapon? idk
True marksmanship.
I don't know what war will be happening in 200 years, but if bullets are being shot, there's no doubt someone with an ak somewhere.
*Hey bro look, this is how my grandpa welcomed yours at Omaha
*Haha , so funny
Just a friendly passing of bullets from country to country. It's like exchanging presents at Christmas. But they both have the same tastes.
I was in the German army as well. This shy behave is due to the fact that germans are not allowed to waste material and ammunition during trainings - strange but true. The US troops are in a different manner, at least if the germans have to pay for each bullet at the training 😅🥴
When you're trained with the rifle, you fire short bursts instinctively.
That "ok" was both welcoming and grim
Ah yes, interesting, very interesting...
*continues taking notes*
For anyone that doesn't know. Trying to shoot one round at a time will jam this 50 almost everytime
Germany: Controlled accurate shots to save ammo and actually hit something.
Murica: Leight weight babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
The look on his face when he knew he was allowed to let it rip.
I think he shoots like that cause of the insane MG3 firerate, they shoot in short bursts because they would run out of ammo before you can say bundeswehr
20rounds/sec with a belt being 120 rounds. In total: 6sec of firepower ^^
@Waffen SS I’m like 99% sure he is not a she
@@xybit4 Und ein überhitzter Lauf noch dazu!
Und wegen der Treffsicherheit
@@xybit4 it wasn’t literal
''Ever since he figured out its a machine gun, he hasent stopped firing his machine gun.''
He's been waiting for this moment, all his ancestors flashbacks came in like a flood
we are used to a "faster" rate of fire
*higher
"It's not about the number of rounds fired, it's about the number of holes in the target."
- Me (but it looks more important in quotation marks)
Area denial is a thing. That's what full auto machine guns are for.
This video is:
✔ Life changing ✔ Informative
✔ Inspiring ✔ Heartwarming
✔ Useful ✔calming ✔Enjoyable
✔ Other
hopefully this time the guy with a mustache gets accepted in art school
Wir deutschen Soldaten müssen sparsam sein. Da ist kein Geld da für Munition, um richtig zu trainieren ! :(
We German soldiers have to be economical. There is no money for ammunition to train properly! :(
Stimmt. Das Geld steckt in Beratern damit sie erklären, warum so wenig Munition da ist.
Greetings from Italy
@@harvelein then shoot them!, heck just shoot every Problem there is untill it's gone, you dont like you're wife? Shoot her!
Dont want to pay rent? Shoot the landlord!
@@dahlionn2119 we tried that some time ago but people didn't like it
Ja, das stimmt, aber Amerika ist eines der wenigen Länder, das es sich leisten kann, dass seine Soldaten tausend Kugeln pro Sekunde abfeuern.
English: Yeah, that's true, but america is one of the only countries that can afford for their soldiers to fire a thousand bullets per second. (I'm American by the way)
Could his short bursts be due to the MG-3, which fires much more quickly, which drives him to shoot in short bursts to sustain accuracy and the barrel?
and ammo too
Yes, that's the reason. To shoot more accurate, preserve ammunition and not to overheat the barrel. I was a Bundeswehrsoldier too and got trained to shoot in those short bursts.
@@MrFusselig seems like everyone here is some sort of military person 😂
@@flamezx2550 Well, a lot of people probably were. We had mandatory conscription service in Germany a few years ago, so a lot of people, at least in Germany were Soldiers at some point, and nearly every German Soldier learns how to shoot the MG3.
Not sure however about medics and musicians, but they are a minority.
@@flamezx2550 You can read it in ZDv 3/12. Abs. 1204 "Einzelziele in großer Entfernung bekämpft der Schütze mitkurzen Feuerstößen." Translation: "Individual targets in great distance are attacked by the gunner with short bursts."
This is the case if the machinegun is used with a carrigage.
The ZDv (Zentrale Dienstvorschrift) is the rulebook for the German soldier.
i like how at the start, the german dude looks at the gun confused like "Why haz this maschinengewehr not consumed it's entire belt alzready?."
The basics of handling a machine gun.
1. Point it at the thing/things you want dead
2. Pull the trigger.
3. Death comes out.
4. Things in front die.
5. Profit.
"The German was too stunned to speak"
Now we get karma whenever tourists invade our beaches
He's waiting for the reticle to get small again, lol
He must've been so happy when the instructor basically told him "let it rip".
Hey, he's conserving ammo. He's a taxpayer too, ya know.
“It’s a machine gun! It’s a machine gun!”
*ahahahah… oke.*
the smile on the soldiers faces makes me happy
The German just looks like a nice careful kid with other boy's toy. When the owner just gave a permition to play more freely, his smile was so wide😁
he was controlling the recoil so that he can get one tap headshots
But that's what rifles are for. Machine guns are for putting so much lead down range that the bad guys can't get a shot off and your buddies can push or take accurate shots.
@@AdmiralKarelia It was a joke.
Reminds me of the joke: How much german officials does it need to change a light bulb?
One. We’re efficient and not funny!😂
that was in company of heroes
Man that German was too scared about melting the barrel, probably only used to doing short burst with the MG 42 i dunno.
The reason why he's making those short bursts is because nations that use modern iterations of the MG42 like Austria and Germany are accustomed to a higher firing rate, shorter bursts but more ammo spent than with the B1919
American guy after seeing the destruction caused by Geemans, and he is the reason cause he told him its a machine gun
My life is a mistake..
The German Soldier: I would have done 12 rounds per trigger pull with our MG42s, was I too slow? or it just this damn Machine Gun ?? lol
This just instilled a deep laugh from me xD
The joy on his face tho :D
the guy next to him knew not to say anything.
hahaha and that guy wishes his commander not to say him its a machine gun
“Legolas, it’s a bow and arrow!”
This is the key to insane accuracy even when your not in your sniper loadout when playing games
It doesn’t take a lot to entertain me. S, this is the funniest thing ive seen in forever.
"Its a machine gun" *Instantly has D-Day flashbacks*
Lmao this brings back my arma days. I AM NOT A MILITARY GUY, but i love milsim games like arma, and I used machine gun pretty much like this guy because I assumed ammo preservation is important? And this squad leader of mine screamed on the mike "ITS A MACHINE GUN! SO USE LIKE ONE!" Hahaha. I miss those guys.
The joy that spreads across this mans face when he realizes he's been given permission to ride the lightning is priceless
He is a good man he didn't want anyone to get PTSD
Hes like "sorry! I'm from California... I didn't know this was legal!"
It's funny to see how the m2 browning is recoil operated and so reieble
Same for MG3/MG42 it has even a Recoilamplifier.
Billy Bob to Fritz.... Billy Bob to Fritz .... it´s a MACINEGUN, over.
Firing rapidly decreases accuracy
Dude was just practicing the recoil to be sure he would be #1 in the lobby
I finally realized.
The german soldiers are used to fire the mg3/mg42 with fast fire rate, that's why they used short burst.
In this video, the machine gun isn't as fast so the german soldier only shoot 2-3 rounds and get confused until the us soldier tell him to stop bursting.
Yeah, normally that would be 10 expensive rounds per burst for him.
I get this in my recs every day and never miss a chance to watch 🤪
I’ve watched this atleast 10 times and laugh to myself every time he says ok
As a military geek I find this freaking hilarious
why dont u sign up? im currently studying in uni because i want to be an officer. its a one in a lifetime opportunity man, dont want to regret not doing it when im like 50
It's like teaching a teacher on how to do his/her lesson plans
When you got that “Okay” moment haha
Every time I see this meme my favorite part is the “haha okye”
Here's a joke: What do you get when you give a German soldier a machine gun?
Corpses. Lots and lots of corpses.
"It's a Machine Gun!"
The White Feather would disagree.
"Hey ronaldo, it's a football "
There are 2 modes on a machine gun.
1. Target fire, requiring short bursts.
2. Full auto, where most of the rounds pepper anything but the target.
Or the intended way, where the machine gunner uses long bursts to suppress the enemy so that the riflemen can place accurate shots.
That gun is still in use
The guy standing next to him was the one getting flashbacks
Jfc this is brilliant
i love it when he just holds down the trigger they just show d-day
American: Waste all your bullets in one go.
German: I want every bullet to count ;)
It's because the Germans are used to machine guns that essentially do use up all of their ammo in approximately 2 seconds.
legend says he's still firing that machine gun
This has a very good Rick Roll material.
The amount of times clan mates habe yelled that just so I'd switch on full auto and spray anything that moves. Ha good times
US soldier: It's just a machine gun!
German soldier: HAHAH this time we're making it past Afika and Stalingrad!
Grandpa would be proud.
This is the greatest video I have ever seen. The smile on that German soldiers face.
I love how hes like okay lets do this then