I give Roblox noob admin and he goes insane with it...

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 พ.ย. 2020
  • yo new merch comes out later this month!!!!
    Today I use my admin commands to test if people will stay in their Roblox families
  • เกม

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  • @joshuagraham2762
    @joshuagraham2762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2002

    “IM SO THE HUNGARY” - Hungary after splitting from the Soviets

  • @tubgold
    @tubgold 3 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    “Don’t touch my sword”
    *don’t touch my tail flashbacks*

  • @edenhernandez1352
    @edenhernandez1352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    2:28 he is wearing the two banned items rn

  • @brokenpiecesofouterspace
    @brokenpiecesofouterspace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    “TH-cam is just one giant competition.”
    Too true, Albert.

  • @-chickenplayz-7203
    @-chickenplayz-7203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    " *Do you have a microwave?* "
    Life's most important question.

    • @loveyou-tt8uu
      @loveyou-tt8uu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FRRRRRRRR

    • @alicejonson9229
      @alicejonson9229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      FR THOUGH LIKE IF YOU DONT HAVE A STOVE WHY DONT YOU HAVE A MICROWAVE?!

    • @myrepliesprobablydontmakes9571
      @myrepliesprobablydontmakes9571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alicejonson9229 cuz there's something called money and not everyone has it

    • @alicejonson9229
      @alicejonson9229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@myrepliesprobablydontmakes9571 I know what money is- ,-,

    • @xvelocial
      @xvelocial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh so you have a microwave? Name every microwave ever.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2741

    Stalin rises to power and forms the soviet union *(1930s, colorized)*

    • @CantChooseSpirit
      @CantChooseSpirit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      E

    • @cinamoroII
      @cinamoroII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      omg Justin

    • @onion9161
      @onion9161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      wowowowow

    • @justaregular3792
      @justaregular3792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      sup justin i know you don't respond to replys but like ello

    • @ykalina
      @ykalina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Colton Condrey same

  • @shanegriffin6637
    @shanegriffin6637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Nobody:
    Random Baby: “i want the eat”

  • @galacticstevetherealdeal
    @galacticstevetherealdeal ปีที่แล้ว +22

    0:34 this is the best conversation I've ever heard

  • @hope-for-a-kiwi1090
    @hope-for-a-kiwi1090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1503

    I can just imagine everyone screaming and dieing and then Albert's just over here looking like a proud father

  • @HiroXL
    @HiroXL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    OG fans: "Hey, I've seen this one before!"

    • @sukamtosaja2570
      @sukamtosaja2570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Oh yeah the life in pradise one
      Kicthen gun

    • @brianarnett3616
      @brianarnett3616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@sukamtosaja2570 i think it was a video from like- *2 years ago*

    • @harlen.3335
      @harlen.3335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I've been watching sense fue first videos

    • @brianarnett3616
      @brianarnett3616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@harlen.3335 "sense fue"
      Uhhh- You need help?

    • @dolfan19
      @dolfan19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No this is only 5month old

  • @gamercatcan2006
    @gamercatcan2006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    6:59 : Congratulations Albert! You got your first Roblox child!

  • @emmanueljohnbarcelon3412
    @emmanueljohnbarcelon3412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    6:51 life lesson's with Albert

  • @huguettekalaki1424
    @huguettekalaki1424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    Flamingo has made a child serial killer named "boy"

    • @noobdude5879
      @noobdude5879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      XD

    • @a_person8084
      @a_person8084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @buhhhg
      @buhhhg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      im a trans guy so before i found my name i would just put that as my name lol

  • @claraplayzz8856
    @claraplayzz8856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    Noobs: *exist*
    Flamingo: Its free real estate.

    • @liannejones1773
      @liannejones1773 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @GigaChad-fg4tg
      @GigaChad-fg4tg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't know how excited I can be about attending UMD, even though its free.

    • @Isaiah_rodx
      @Isaiah_rodx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funny, I get the meme,
      But I do not understand :(

    • @cocoon3870
      @cocoon3870 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      what is this game

    • @GigaChad-fg4tg
      @GigaChad-fg4tg 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Isaiah_rodx Because you make me feel like I am more than just a machine.

  • @BasketballonepieceEDITS
    @BasketballonepieceEDITS ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Video idea:
    Do a sword fighting tournament and whoever wins gets to do whatever they want with admin but when they get it you make it garbage admin and if they get mad then ban them from that server

  • @StaniKaz
    @StaniKaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    1:03 I'm so the 🇭🇺 Hungary

  • @clickeggorubad7410
    @clickeggorubad7410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Other noobs: exist
    This noob: *your free trial of living has ended*

    • @daniel-es3qs
      @daniel-es3qs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @KaysonsDumb Stuff I would like to live again! Here is my heart and lungs.

    • @daviddachunkyduck5742
      @daviddachunkyduck5742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @KaysonsDumb Stuff no it cost
      ROBUX

    • @Basil_liy
      @Basil_liy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@daviddachunkyduck5742 NO! It costs...
      REBEX

    • @amyacree3235
      @amyacree3235 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I Clicked egg. Both of eggs on ur channel.

    • @sdreizon3710
      @sdreizon3710 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bobux.

  • @eliqcr
    @eliqcr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    2019: dont touch my tail
    2020: dont touch my sword
    (from very good suggestions in replies) 2021: don't touch my gun

  • @ThatRandomGuyYoutube
    @ThatRandomGuyYoutube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    8:28
    i cant im dying. THAT VOICE ALWAYS GETS ME

  • @baconzyt7324
    @baconzyt7324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    5:42 BRUH "incaptured fart bubble" im ded lol

  • @user-dq8ys6ur8d
    @user-dq8ys6ur8d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    “How do I get this guy to put his ipad in the microwave...?”

    • @rerecami7
      @rerecami7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Albert just say it after i watch your comment lol

    • @tylerkenardk
      @tylerkenardk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rerecami7 read

    • @literallyyourrealmother
      @literallyyourrealmother 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tylerkenardk watching is the same thing as reading. You watch text, and your mind reads it.
      Also dont pick on others spelling, some dont have English as a Native Language.

  • @mistblx
    @mistblx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    “He dont wont me”
    This made me laugh so hard lol

    • @JohnMkrv
      @JohnMkrv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he dont wont me
      -sun tzu

    • @Laniebug-ds3di
      @Laniebug-ds3di 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      try 7:57 then
      i almost legit died

    • @Fb_Sim_Cyan_Friend
      @Fb_Sim_Cyan_Friend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She was gonna say want instead she type won't

  • @edenb455
    @edenb455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My brother : did you eat my candy?!
    Me: 5:53

  • @wantedbird55srandomchannel28
    @wantedbird55srandomchannel28 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:42 I like that you joined him on top of the counter and didn't even mention it.

  • @luigigaming4u
    @luigigaming4u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    "I have changed this women's life." Ends video

  • @VentingPoem
    @VentingPoem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    When recommended is faster than notifications

  • @verynice9814
    @verynice9814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Had the video not ended, I would have literally died from laughter

  • @_azy_biscuit_6650
    @_azy_biscuit_6650 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    he video makes me laugh so hard I don't know why but flaming great video.

  • @mwlqzz
    @mwlqzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    2019 rp games: "dont touch my tail"
    2020: "dont touch my sword"
    2021: "DONT TOUCH MY HOUSE"

    • @mrcleanonyobuild7480
      @mrcleanonyobuild7480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Facts

    • @kokonoo2827
      @kokonoo2827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL

    • @kokonoo2827
      @kokonoo2827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m not maram I am reema UwU

    • @vleanc
      @vleanc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You beat me to it, I commented something similar to this.

    • @sammythestrawberryofficial
      @sammythestrawberryofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Karen's Are Gonna Be The One's Who Say "DON'T TOUCH MY HOUSE!" 😂

  • @erxnga
    @erxnga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    i don't know why but albert's admin videos are my favorite (even though i enjoy all of his videos) but there's some type of satisfaction that i get from watching albert pick on little kids and make them hate roblox.

    • @vincentlaw7042
      @vincentlaw7042 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      GOD IS COMING BACK, PLEASE REPENT FROM YOUR SINS!

    • @lucy3125
      @lucy3125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Satisfying

    • @Amnesiafr5297
      @Amnesiafr5297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @mrhrhurt
      @mrhrhurt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@vincentlaw7042 Christianity has nothing to do with this, also not be rude but nobody’s gonna listen to you when you share your religion on an Flamingo video, who is torturing 6 year olds.. Most Christian’s don’t watch a 23-24 year old man playing a kids game to pick on kids. Now, I am a Christian (but not a heavy one, I support gays and I am Bisexual and Gender-fluid, I can cuss. etc)and I am watching this. But usually you just don’t see it happen. So moral of my story ; please don’t tell people to repent from sins on a comment saying that they enjoy watching flamingo but they are satisfied when they seen him pick on little kids.
      So in my opinion it’s just a bit weird and kinda rude to say that Jesus is coming and to repent from your sins. No non-Christian is gonna listen to you, and no, it didn’t work for me either, I did not “repent”

    • @RandomWorldYT_
      @RandomWorldYT_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES

  • @mxlly663
    @mxlly663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:21
    I thought Albert said “Poke died in real life“ because I wasn’t really paying attention

  • @charlie.luvs.u1
    @charlie.luvs.u1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wanted to say thank you for making me laugh Evan on a bad day I always laugh at your videos so thank you😁😁😁

  • @ana-ky3co
    @ana-ky3co 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Baby: * sits on toiliet*
    Albert: Oh sorry

  • @boredinlife
    @boredinlife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +917

    Imagine Albert has Admin in real life...

    • @Voidster101
      @Voidster101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @SlickAcee305 but at the same time he would take corona away

    • @boi1938
      @boi1938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      He would delete Hawaii

    • @boi1938
      @boi1938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      And force people to put there iPad in da microwave

    • @sirdantd
      @sirdantd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Oh no

    • @gotanygrapes4231
      @gotanygrapes4231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Ill fly to mars

  • @samilol3287
    @samilol3287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Happy 9 million Albert🥳🥳🥳

  • @dededethesuperstarwarrior
    @dededethesuperstarwarrior 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Amazing!

  • @Flamingo_Vlogs
    @Flamingo_Vlogs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Imagine if people actually talked like "I W A N T T H E E A T"

    • @maryama8626
      @maryama8626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *AM BURGER* 💅

    • @the.44magnumisamonster
      @the.44magnumisamonster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@maryama8626 periodt ☕︎︎☕︎︎☕︎︎

    • @babyb667
      @babyb667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@maryama8626 omg thats so true

    • @electric_creeper
      @electric_creeper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "You dont wont me"
      "Yes"

    • @Flamingo_Vlogs
      @Flamingo_Vlogs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@maryama8626 BARGER

  • @hqoflaughter2237
    @hqoflaughter2237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    Poke: *gets three million subs* yay
    Albert:Lemme exterminate da competition real quick

    • @sdreizon3710
      @sdreizon3710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice

    • @ejjjj22
      @ejjjj22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Poke gets three million subs yay albert im better then your subs

    • @mattstarner1659
      @mattstarner1659 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And she'll lose them due to NNN

    • @quanaa3399
      @quanaa3399 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Huu

    • @x_kittrix
      @x_kittrix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mattstarner1659 I thought poke was a guy

  • @TheGOP12
    @TheGOP12 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was one of the funniest videos you made the ending was perfect I was ROTF.

  • @Bugbo720
    @Bugbo720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Albert makes my day when I'm sad and stuff I watch him BOOM SMILE LAUGHING SO MUCH.

  • @ivory5658
    @ivory5658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Flamingo uses admin:
    Everyone:this is fine
    When his alt uses admin: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

    • @thewordofjesus6085
      @thewordofjesus6085 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      John 3:36 whoever believes in his son will not only be perish but have eternal life. Those who disobeys wont see life. Jesus Christ is the way to eternal life and heaven! And whoever believes in him shall be saved! We have fallen short of the glory of God and that the wages of sin is death but the gift from GOD IS ETERNAL LIFE THROUGH JESUS CHRIST THE TRUE LORD! The bible says in John 14:6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me. Jesus Christ is returning to Judge the living and the dead and whoever believes in him will be saved

    • @Captain_ZER0
      @Captain_ZER0 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love you more then anything UwU

    • @jayonwalker2796
      @jayonwalker2796 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      COMMN I NEED A HATE COMMETS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

    • @jacobdorsch4568
      @jacobdorsch4568 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine making an among us animation and barely anyone sees it.

    • @LoL-xj9ng
      @LoL-xj9ng 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @I Am KevinBB x2 yea you just want spam for money

  • @TheNight469
    @TheNight469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    0:27
    Rat disguised as a baby: "I want the eat."
    Alexa: *I didn't quite catch that. Can you say it again?*

    • @Liv_lj3
      @Liv_lj3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LMAO NOOOO-💀

    • @yeetionary
      @yeetionary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sorry,I’m not sure I understand.

  • @teentraveler1790
    @teentraveler1790 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:18
    That "help us dogs!" was hilarious.

  • @otokodesuyo
    @otokodesuyo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:55 notice how the son's other hand is gone? maybe the dad shoots his arm off (the gun can make body parts fell off the roblox character) maybe that's why the child has grown hatred for his family.

  • @mrrizzy7006
    @mrrizzy7006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Me: "Don't worry, kids won't be that hard."
    The Kids:

    • @dan7038
      @dan7038 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Baby with a gun is a meme

    • @crimes2004
      @crimes2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don’t like the way you worded that

    • @poisonedidiot
      @poisonedidiot 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@crimes2004 same

    • @cocoon3870
      @cocoon3870 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      what game is this

  • @emmyspaghetitties
    @emmyspaghetitties 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Albert: "Oh sorry"
    Also Albert: *walks back into the bathroom*

  • @raccck780
    @raccck780 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are so close to 10m subscribers!!!

  • @nonameisthename3875
    @nonameisthename3875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:19 when he said “I want eat” I really felt it. 😔😔😣

    • @ohmygodilovethehg
      @ohmygodilovethehg 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😔😔😞😞😞so sad…

  • @user-gi4ku3tw6q
    @user-gi4ku3tw6q 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    considering that i would pretend to be a boy on my "sisters account" when i was younger and questioning my sexuality so i could date a girl made me question Jake's true identity

    • @ugygrll
      @ugygrll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      this reminded me of this one time i did the same just to see what it felt to date a girl and then she checked my acc and got shocked and started freaking out cause my avatar was a girl and here i am now with my proud bi bum

    • @user-gi4ku3tw6q
      @user-gi4ku3tw6q 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ugygrll bruh lololol

    • @brianarnett3616
      @brianarnett3616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I *a* m *j* u *s* t *g* o *n* n *a* e *x* i *t* n *o* w

    • @astr0n4om1c8
      @astr0n4om1c8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I Also Did that before i-

    • @randomrandomm7997
      @randomrandomm7997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me but im a girl who wants to be a guy too,I would dress up as a boy and i loved it and I still do

  • @-mushm00n-65
    @-mushm00n-65 3 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Boy: **having diarrhea**
    Albert: **walks in** Oh sorry **leaves**
    Also albert: **WALKS BACK IN TO SMELL IT**

    • @nothisispatrick9606
      @nothisispatrick9606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wait- Doesn't everyone do that?-

    • @brianarnett3616
      @brianarnett3616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nothisispatrick9606 your pfp- *i won't sleep now*

    • @yourlocaltangerine
      @yourlocaltangerine 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nothisispatrick9606 bro what happened to your pfp man

    • @brianarnett3616
      @brianarnett3616 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yourlocaltangerine yes. *it's disturbing*

    • @yourlocaltangerine
      @yourlocaltangerine 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brianarnett3616 okay?

  • @roseslifestyle9327
    @roseslifestyle9327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mom: *sits down next to son with gun*
    Albert: in southern accent “this is how u know this is an american family”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @diazfam8827
    @diazfam8827 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just bought your merchandise 😁

  • @angelaiovino524
    @angelaiovino524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    When he read
    “Im so the hungary” I almost cried 😂✋🏻

    • @amymarsden500
      @amymarsden500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @thebruhcult4716
      @thebruhcult4716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m so 🇭🇺

    • @Puppylover720
      @Puppylover720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thebruhcult4716 I’m so the 🇭🇺

    • @ko.k0m1x
      @ko.k0m1x ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im sooo the 🇭🇺

    • @Blexxstar
      @Blexxstar ปีที่แล้ว

      "I'm the country of Hungary"

  • @zazzwithjazz
    @zazzwithjazz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I just love how all of the noobs spell “angle” instead of angel :’)

    • @------_-
      @------_- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I saw someone spell it "Engle" once lmao.

    • @vleanc
      @vleanc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think they actually wanted their name to be Angle.

    • @jaylenchampagne9728
      @jaylenchampagne9728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah and sweet as sweat "i am so sweat angle😁😁😁😁😃😃😃😃😃"

    • @iamcolorblind2140
      @iamcolorblind2140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      im an Acute angle if u know what i mean 😏

    • @internetexplorer5454
      @internetexplorer5454 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iamcolorblind2140 (sticks postit note to screen) sorry that angle is too small

  • @cherry_cyder
    @cherry_cyder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    1:57
    Wedgehead returns

  • @chatwdramya
    @chatwdramya 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I truly admired your ways of helping the world solving all types of problems.
    Love from Pee Pee islands ❤

  • @MasterPojoway
    @MasterPojoway 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    2:00 “TH-cam is all just one giant competition, it’s for death and war”
    Yes

  • @justtaylor684
    @justtaylor684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Epik admin idea: Ask someone what their biggest fear is, and what they like the most. When the go too bed, teleport them to the same house while their still sleeping. Outside, put the thing they love the most- Then put portals around the house, or around anywhere for them too walk in. Everytime they walk in a portal, they get teleported to the same place, just a little weirder. Repeat until the place their in becomes a disorted mess, with their biggest fear there- Teleport them to the thing they love the most, and the thing they hate the most back to forth
    Please like so mr big basket can see :>

  • @Lillykl
    @Lillykl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Games give Albert admin, INSTANTLY regrets it…” new Dhar Mahn episode idea.

  • @boiboi1061
    @boiboi1061 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "what are you a good person?" I'm dead that's just to funny.

  • @BIack_Noir
    @BIack_Noir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    “What’s your”, Top 10 questions scientist still can’t answer till this day

    • @guccipucci3019
      @guccipucci3019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      why albert spits that much

    • @shallbric6160
      @shallbric6160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How do Wes gets wedges Fors heads

    • @iluhvpiink
      @iluhvpiink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *do my parents love me*

    • @guccipucci3019
      @guccipucci3019 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iluhvpiink no

    • @iluhvpiink
      @iluhvpiink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@guccipucci3019 was assuming that was the answer

  • @eduardorodriguez-gabriel3204
    @eduardorodriguez-gabriel3204 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    bro your videos are so funny

  • @xemerald_amuletx3534
    @xemerald_amuletx3534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Albert: * gives a baby a gun *
    Also Albert:
    " *now this is an American family* "

  • @LittleWondersTV
    @LittleWondersTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Love your Vids Flamingo 👍

    • @rookie9357
      @rookie9357 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why are you here

    • @ferreteggs1146
      @ferreteggs1146 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ewwwww

    • @yunomuu
      @yunomuu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ferreteggs1146 Was it necessary to comment this

  • @user-vb5ms2jo4v
    @user-vb5ms2jo4v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The way that he said “ I kill mom let kill dad” just amazes me

    • @chewz_.2
      @chewz_.2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just finished that part when I read this comment

  • @realblu000
    @realblu000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I DIED ON THAT PART 😂 4:32

  • @bucketknight8184
    @bucketknight8184 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is to good XD

  • @gregoryowens126
    @gregoryowens126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Naruto when he wants some Ramen: 0:25

  • @ravh4881
    @ravh4881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    “The idiots of this world just amaze me.” 😂

  • @Burg7.
    @Burg7. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just love the thumbnails

  • @k1ttycat575
    @k1ttycat575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “What is that monster I’ve created?”
    An online dater.

  • @birdsmemes7706
    @birdsmemes7706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    dont you just wonder whats going inside of alberts mind...
    Alberts mind: w e d g e head

  • @spiderrZz
    @spiderrZz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “Can I an burger” such inspiring words 🥺🥺☹️

  • @Blued_Vr
    @Blued_Vr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:51 mom: *Litterly throws baby against a sign*

  • @TheBASILANDBUNBUN
    @TheBASILANDBUNBUN ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Better off dead, then wasting my hours flying where I shouldn’t be😂

  • @sparklepink9na740
    @sparklepink9na740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "she is my friend"
    " *yes* "
    true friendship

    • @spazetv
      @spazetv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro...

    • @hetfieldussy
      @hetfieldussy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @I Am KevinBB x2 bot

    • @KydLives
      @KydLives 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro..

    • @Hello_Yellow66
      @Hello_Yellow66 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @I Am KevinBB x2 hate more like hate bc yes

    • @0xja466
      @0xja466 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @I Am KevinBB x2 what have you said bot account ;-;

  • @easy8497
    @easy8497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    The noob:destroying things
    Me: GO OFF QUEEN

  • @noobusbruh618
    @noobusbruh618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:53 *That reminds me as sketch.*

    • @_Maximumgames_
      @_Maximumgames_ ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah

    • @StealthVent
      @StealthVent ปีที่แล้ว

      @@_Maximumgames_lol you commented after two years😂😂😂 it’s fine

    • @porial
      @porial 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@StealthVenthi

  • @slaybusters
    @slaybusters 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "it literally looks like an in captured fart bubble" is the best thing ive heard today

  • @CG-16
    @CG-16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    8:03 i was laughing so hard i died lmao

  • @shaggy289
    @shaggy289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Shrek is an anti-social and highly-territorial green ogre who loves the solitude of his swamp. His life is interrupted after the dwarfish Lord Farquaad of Duloc exiles a countless number of fairy-tale creatures to Shrek's swamp. Angered by the intrusion, he decides to pay Farquaad a visit and demand they be moved elsewhere. He reluctantly allows the talkative Donkey, who was exiled as well, to tag along and guide him to Duloc.
    Meanwhile, Farquaad tortures Gingerbread Man for the location of fairy-tale creatures still in hiding. His guards interrupt, and present him with Snow White's Magic Mirror. Upon asking the Mirror if his kingdom is the fairest of them all, Farquaad is told he is not even a king, and must marry a princess to become one. He decides to pursue Princess Fiona, who is locked in a castle tower guarded by a female dragon. Unwilling to perform the task himself, he organizes a tournament, in which the winner receives the "privilege" of rescuing Fiona. Shrek and Donkey arrive during the tournament and easily defeat a swarm of Farquaad's knights. Farquaad proclaims them champions, and demands that they rescue Fiona. Shrek negotiates to have the fairy-tale creatures relocated if he succeeds, and Farquaad accepts.
    Shrek and Donkey travel to the castle, and are attacked by Dragon, who corners Donkey. In desperation, he sweet-talks her and she begins to fall in love with him. Meanwhile, Shrek locates Fiona, who is appalled at his lack of romanticism and the fact he had not slain Dragon. They flee the castle after rescuing Donkey, but when Shrek removes his helmet and reveals that he is an ogre, Fiona refuses to go to Duloc unless Farquaad himself arrives, so Shrek simply carries her against her will. That night, after setting up camp, Fiona goes off alone and Shrek explains to Donkey his frustration with being judged by his looks. Fiona overhears and decides to be kind to Shrek. The next day, they encounter a condescending Robin Hood and his band of Merry Men, and Fiona dispatches them easily with martial arts when they attack. Shrek is impressed with Fiona, and they begin to fall in love.
    When the trio nears Duloc, Fiona takes shelter in a windmill for the evening. Donkey hears strange noises from within and investigates, discovering that Fiona has transformed into an ogress. She explains she has been cursed since childhood, forced to transform every night after sunset, and only changing back at sunrise. She tells Donkey that only "true love's kiss" will break the spell and change her to "love's true form". Meanwhile, Shrek is about to confess his feelings to Fiona, when he overhears the conversation as she is calling herself an "ugly beast". Believing that Fiona was talking about him, Shrek angrily leaves and returns the next morning with Lord Farquaad. Confused and hurt by Shrek's abrupt hostility towards her, Fiona accepts Farquaad's marriage proposal and requests they be married before nightfall. Shrek abandons Donkey and returns to his now-vacated swamp.
    Angered, Donkey arrives at the swamp and confronts a still-upset Shrek. During their quarrel, Donkey explains that the "ugly beast" Fiona was referring to was someone else, and the two reconcile. Donkey urges Shrek to express his feelings for Fiona before she marries, and the two quickly travel to Duloc by riding Dragon, whom Donkey is now in a relationship with.
    Shrek interrupts the wedding just before the ceremony completes, and tells Fiona that Farquaad is only marrying her to become king. The sun sets as Fiona transforms into an ogress in front of everyone, causing a surprised Shrek to understand what he overheard. Outraged, Farquaad orders Shrek executed and Fiona detained. Guided by Donkey, Dragon bursts in and devours Farquaad alive, much to the delight of the people of Duloc. Shrek and Fiona profess their love and share a kiss. Fiona assumes "love's true form" as the curse predicted, and remains an ogress permanently. No longer believing she is beautiful, Fiona is consoled by Shrek, who tells her she always has been. They get married in the swamp surrounded by other fairy-tale creatures, and leave on their honeymoon.

    • @navanovanora
      @navanovanora 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Uhmmm ok

    • @caniplayzz
      @caniplayzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks

    • @VividDayDream
      @VividDayDream 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      that was an amazing story.... 😭

    • @xotiic3450
      @xotiic3450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Copy and paste

    • @vii_hi
      @vii_hi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Nice paragraph*

  • @MrChill617
    @MrChill617 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I dare you to ask one of your friends "Can I an burger?" with no context.

    • @fishystuff3
      @fishystuff3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well I did it
      I messaged my bff saying just that 😂

  • @Georgemillseyy
    @Georgemillseyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:08 I love how he says "oh sorry" and continues talking

  • @lacerblx228
    @lacerblx228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Remember kids, naruto - also know as Pablo - doesn’t want to eat. He want THE eat.

    • @HATSUNEMlKU
      @HATSUNEMlKU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @I Am KevinBB x2 if you're a real person and not a bot I'm actually surprised at you persistency.

    • @mostcoolio
      @mostcoolio 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you Mr. Aizawa's sleeping bag I appreaciate this

    • @tiktoksurcetz6269
      @tiktoksurcetz6269 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We respect aizawa

    • @mostcoolio
      @mostcoolio 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      y e s .

  • @meaganpendleton13
    @meaganpendleton13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see

    • @torenty12345
      @torenty12345 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good idea

    • @lunerdytrenlal3
      @lunerdytrenlal3 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Epic

    • @lunerdytrenlal3
      @lunerdytrenlal3 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Comment for alber t to see

    • @mostcoolio
      @mostcoolio 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      P.S: this was actually from another user. I checked but I don't remember the username that well. They should have put some credit honestly

  • @notarmani4804
    @notarmani4804 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This episode of Flamingo is about family betrayal and microwaves. Perfect.

  • @dark_noob8361
    @dark_noob8361 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Is that your diaper fulling up?...” 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 almost made me die

  • @jellopudding8367
    @jellopudding8367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    *Albert walks in on that one kid on the toilet*
    Albert: oH sorry-
    *not even a second later goes back in*

  • @franciscovega2594
    @franciscovega2594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    7:57 O.O I- LMAO ITS SO FUNNY

  • @bakongous
    @bakongous 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i think my favorite quote from alberts entire channel is "wedge head"

  • @shawnmiller8737
    @shawnmiller8737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how albert makes english teachers mad lol

  • @perfectlylilac
    @perfectlylilac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    TIP: the ods who say "on sis account" are most likely girl pretending to be a boy to get a girl cuz all the boys they can find are taken- how do I know this? you may never know....

    • @lovelyhymn
      @lovelyhymn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LMAO I USED TO DO THIS ALL THE TIME HAHA

    • @pixelennio
      @pixelennio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @I Am KevinBB x2 imagine saying that

    • @Tina0630
      @Tina0630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I do this on any game, it’s more fun pretending to be a dude lol

    • @Henry-TheHen
      @Henry-TheHen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      E

    • @Henry-TheHen
      @Henry-TheHen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agreE

  • @thetruebankai8871
    @thetruebankai8871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    5:20 its like he made a best friend with the gun and he's talking to the gun.

  • @boawlerhatbriecks
    @boawlerhatbriecks ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the fact that Albert gives the best advice on having children

  • @lindsey2622
    @lindsey2622 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stranger at the restraunt: can i order a burger? Me: ME BUrGeR

  • @twilightfox6176
    @twilightfox6176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Albert: “hmm all the baby’s look poor I’ll try the next city”
    *albert leaves and stares at kid*
    *aight say hi to the devil for me K?*

  • @owenofhb8319
    @owenofhb8319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    “I need u”
    “I’m so Hungary”
    translation:
    I need Hungarians

    • @jeanne2620
      @jeanne2620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pfft-

    • @orangeblob1186
      @orangeblob1186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HOL UP

    • @thegamingoof9017
      @thegamingoof9017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ..

    • @appie7990
      @appie7990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      People saying I copied this comment but I didn't I litteraly thought of this too

    • @wasp7786
      @wasp7786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey can i ask something? TvT

  • @microwavesarethebest
    @microwavesarethebest 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Idea: Make an announcement where everyone has to go to a bunker I(wich you make that must have a door) in one minute. If people dont go in you find everyone NOT in the bunker and anchor them and turn them grey and if they reset, They go in an infinite loop of death.

  • @astrozeuxx4782
    @astrozeuxx4782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Me: *orders mcdonalds*
    The napkins that come with that i never use: *”u dont wont me”*

  • @ashcar795
    @ashcar795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "Poke lost 3 subscribers bc they died irl, and i gained 3 life sentences." Best Albert quote 2020

    • @brianarnett3616
      @brianarnett3616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ""Poke lost 3 subscribers bc they died irl, and i gained 3 life sentences." Best Albert quote 2020" -Ash Car 2020

    • @ashcar795
      @ashcar795 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      """Poke lost 3 subscribers bc they died irl, and i gained 3 life sentences." Best Albert quote 2020 -Ash Car 2020" -Brian Arnett 2021

    • @brianarnett3616
      @brianarnett3616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ashcar795 """"Poke lost 3 subscribers bc they died irl, and i gained 3 life sentences." Best Albert quote 2020 -Ash Car 2020 -Brian Arnett 2021" *-The idiot of 2021*

    • @Henrysucks_at_Nxb
      @Henrysucks_at_Nxb 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just as I scrolled down to see this comment he said that

    • @thecringeykid738
      @thecringeykid738 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Poke lost 3 subscribers bc they died irl, and I gained 3 life sentences." Best Albert quote 2022 -Ash Car 2020 -Brian Arnett 2021 -*The idiot of 2021* the dumb ugly child on Flamingo 2022