A revolver that uses emotional damage for ammunition. Just imagine that. Quick edit to explain what I mean: The gun uses the trauma of the shooter, and whichever it is, it affects the person shot. The more the trauma, the bigger the effect.
2:07 OMG! YOU'RE SUCH A COMEDY GENIUS! Use key by default in most games is "E" But in tf2 it's a button to call for medic! You son of a duck... I thought I could not possible like you even more.
A minigun with a 1 in 300 chance of shooting but the shot has a 1 in 300 chance of doing damage while having a 1 in 10000 chance of giving the user a heart attack.
8:33 gonna be honest, this looks like an ACTUAL Weapone for TF2. Specially if it has a Boost trigger like demo's charge that has Heavy damage AND Heavy knockback, with a cooldown/requirement for reuse. Could had an Air option as shown too
A weapon that has a drum mag, a scope, a pretty decent fire rate, but only shoots sentences that will make you depressed and angry, like "Your'e dumb!" or "nobody likes you!"
I have two ideas : - A gun that kills in a moral, ethical and legal way but which paradoxically functions like a normal gun - A sentient gun that takes mental control of its user to make them the best shooter ever
Pyro's laugh as he shreds scout's head while the narrator constantly told him to stop got me good. Although the scene was horrifying, the dude's laughter was the cherry of the cake.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:57 JAMES NO JAMES STOP JAMES STOP 4:16 Jhon Wick Moment 4:26 Happy Heavy 5:05 Never insult Heavy or you will end up like Mr. Pyro 5:27 yyyy that's where it ended again Pyro 5:49 ahh #### here we go again.. 6:17 Pyro FINALLY tells a good joke and JAMES... being James 8:04 now is.. PYRO STOP PYRO STOP PYRO STOOPP!!! 9:00 poor Heavyy.. suffering because of Pyro in his new "flying toy" 😢😂😂😂😂 9:19 Pyro BURNING the sandwich of Heavy 😢😢😢😢 10:05 JAMES STOP DANNIT JAMES STOP JAMES STOP 13:00 💀💀💀💀... 13:09 ####😏🔥🔥🔥🔥 13:45 Pyro REALLY ANGRY BECAUSE THEY SAW HIS MOM'S PICTURE 💀 13:53 XD 14:17 Heavy/Batman crying 😢 14:47 Heavy is going to bury someone...oh no 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tell me I’m not the only one that does actually like the idea of the golden shower flamethrower “douse your enemies in jarate to slow them down!” Pros: • slow enemies down over time from -10% speed to -75% speed • apply jarate effect • Crits enemies effected by jarate in the last 5 seconds • fire particles count three times more than normal fire particles • airblast now splashes jarate and applies effect to deflected projectiles Cons: • -45% range • slower holster speed • -10% movement speed when equipped • can apply jarate effect to allies •
9:40 Pyro: “we’re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. That’s right. We’re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys OFF THE MENU!
12:15 believe it or not. But polaroid guns were viable in the flight fight simulators in 20 century. In "Chkalow" 2012 film plane testers fought with each other using exactly same mechanism for test their aim in the flight fight. If it pictures the plane - 1 point to pilot
Ten bucks says next tf2 cursed gun episode, James breaks the inhibitor thing, and chaos ensues with the new guns while the narrator struggles to fix the machine.
@ayushreacts1239 the titan battery from titanfall 2, to be precise (don't recall if it's the same model in TF1) it's used to power up (and heal) the titans that you can control in the game
Id love to see a weapon that has, and i can not stress this enough, NO SHOT DELAY. as an example, theres semi-auto and full-auto, but what about MAX-AUTO. - instead of the need to wait all those sufferable seconds/milliseconds for the next round to fire, this new weapon allows the bullets (plural) to fire faster than a Barrett .50 cal, but, with the ammo capacity of a minigun, and the full-auto fire of, lets say, a PPSH
A sandvich that causes explosions. Personally, I just want to see a sandvich get combined with something. I mean, a sandvich is a weapon, not like those useless sandwiches.
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Write in the comments which prompt should I use nex... JAMES NO, STOP!!!
JAMES STOP
Bro
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
JAMES YES
A testicle remover (Pyro weapon + heavy fists)
The detail of him shouting “MEDIC!” when he presses E is such a cool detail.
YES
YES😊
True I usually press E after playing Black mesa
If only he killbinded
i didn't know you could shoot medic's when you press E, thanks for the knowledge!!
The fact the pyro joke went on for four times and every time it was funny shows how hilarious you are.
is this sarcastic
Before heavy could punch him james uhh...
A revolver that uses emotional damage for ammunition. Just imagine that.
Quick edit to explain what I mean: The gun uses the trauma of the shooter, and whichever it is, it affects the person shot. The more the trauma, the bigger the effect.
Blast allies of their dad
you mean the diamondback?
And the 1 get shots becomes a FAILURE
The ultimate Asian gun belike
You mean Pre-Nerf Ambassador?
Heavy: MINIGUN ABLE TO VAPORIZE ANYTHING IN ITS PATH
Pyro: HAMMER ABLE TO BEND TIME AND SPACE
Spy: ur mom
Canada: taking notes on heavy
@@darkfan1227no, russian are
6:06 THE WAY BRO JUST ROLLED IN GOT ME WHEEZING LIKE A TURBOFAN JET ENGINE LMAOOOOO!!!!
Put "james' favourite weapon" in the machine
This is 200000IQ lmao
i wonder what it is 🤨
What have you done.
Yes
Yes
5:57 as a tf2 pyro main player i have NEVER heard that scream EVER
It plays with the skull cracker taunt
@@GiverOfFlammenwerfersgive me a FlammenWerfer
Sqwidward voice
@@GiverOfFlammenwerfers cool
@@anshsgh6092Nien
4:07 heavy had best time of his life
this has to be the most legit , not cursed but badass as fuck weapon
5:12 Imagine the sheer force you need to hold this big ass blaster with 1 hand and punching a man into oblivion
And the sheer strength too
Guys its also not a crit
That dude taunting Heavy never learned his lesson and kept coming back for that knuckle sub sandwich.
@@PinkAgaricus yup. Pyro probably enjoys getting bruises and broken bones
What if, you combine all weapons? I dont think nothing bad happens *coughs" iron blyat..... *Coughs"
Pootis Supreme?
Your talking about the tf 2 weapons? Yeah maybe a tf 2 version of the iron blyat
@@Jazkal-V420 good name
@@Jazkal-V420 maybe the iron pootis
@@true_drip_master i will laugh if the tf2 version of the iron Blyat is the most wholesome hero as a stark contrast to iron blyat
13:00
He’s minding his own… JIZZNESS! _insert laugh track here_
2:07 OMG! YOU'RE SUCH A COMEDY GENIUS! Use key by default in most games is "E" But in tf2 it's a button to call for medic! You son of a duck... I thought I could not possible like you even more.
Calm down
12:50 you took the "that would be your mother" from the spy trailer to another level
14:14 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE, WE ARE SORRY BRUCE
13:52 Bro sounds like an angry baby🤣‼
A minigun with a 1 in 300 chance of shooting but the shot has a 1 in 300 chance of doing damage while having a 1 in 10000 chance of giving the user a heart attack.
So, a jumpscare gun?
But a 99.9% chance of blindness
Ahh yes the Damocles minigun
Gambling minigun
sol rng + minigun = gun rng
1. guizi, a glock uzi that is a bit sussy
2. a four magazine gun that is shaped like a 4 leaf corner and hits all bullets by luck
13:45 WHY PYYRO MOM LIKE THAT!?!
That's slipknot or Marilin Manson
Smash next question
Who's that
@@JavierSillas-e7u pyro mom
"HEY HEY W-WAIT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING LET ME TELL YOU SOMETH- "
-Last lichtenstein's words before becoming an fire
8:33 gonna be honest, this looks like an ACTUAL Weapone for TF2.
Specially if it has a Boost trigger like demo's charge that has Heavy damage AND Heavy knockback, with a cooldown/requirement for reuse.
Could had an Air option as shown too
What if it took a primary and melee slot as a debuff
So terrifying when heavy lost his head 😭
(Tbh i doesn't like gore as much)
Funny thing is, thats the power jack just modified a bit
“Heavy is also built like a DK barrel” that’s BANANAS
A weapon that has a drum mag, a scope, a pretty decent fire rate,
but only shoots sentences that will make you depressed and angry,
like "Your'e dumb!" or "nobody likes you!"
ahh yes, the emotional damage gun.
wonder if the prototype can out-damage a human...
FAILURE!
minor spelling mistake
Try to make a weapon that becomes stronger the more you shoot, but after some time it gets back to level 1
So mystic cactus from pvz gw2
I have two ideas :
- A gun that kills in a moral, ethical and legal way but which paradoxically functions like a normal gun
- A sentient gun that takes mental control of its user to make them the best shooter ever
The second is just Magic bullet from Lobotomy Corporation
@@SunshowerWonderlab And the first one?
@@Lapinnoo well that's just using a gun in self defense
@@SunshowerWonderlab Yeah but it works against everyone
@@SunshowerWonderlab Yeah but what the difference with a normal gun ?
2:38 thats a battery from titanfall 2
Yes sir I ain’t the only one realized it
I Said the same thing
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that
Pyro starting at 5:03:
“I always come back…”
6:07 : William Afton for the 50th fucking time because Henry owes him 5 bucks:
3:57 JAMES PLS STOP IT!
10:06 WHY JAMES WHY YOU NEVER STOP
4:31 that is any call of duty player’s nightmare
7:34 super sledge
Also Reinhardt's hammer 😂
if the red queen sword from Nero had a baby with a hammer that would come out
The mace
8:00 From the creators o... JAMES, STOP!!!
Pyro's laugh as he shreds scout's head while the narrator constantly told him to stop got me good. Although the scene was horrifying, the dude's laughter was the cherry of the cake.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That Jet-Hammer is something straight out from Battle-Angel Allita.
My nintendo ass immediately went to Masked Dedede
@@anonym0usu5er33 true, probably something king dedede would wield ngl
9:17 NOOOO NOT HEAVY FAVORITE SANDWISH
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@@Williamplayz57 DAGGHHHHHHHHHH!
*sandvich 🤓🤓
NOT THE SANDVIIIIIIIIIIIIICH
*heavy sad noises*
Aw hell nah gun gpt is powered by scp-079 we all doomed
Foundations not gonna be happy about this
" I pressed the button to activate the weapon mixer"
*PORTAL BUTTON APPEARS*
8:25 "Did Friendly on?"
"Lemme Check."
14:38 WHY THE BEAR LIKE THAT UGLY !?!
Embarrasing
3:57 JAMES NO JAMES STOP JAMES STOP
4:16 Jhon Wick Moment
4:26 Happy Heavy
5:05 Never insult Heavy or you will end up like Mr. Pyro
5:27 yyyy that's where it ended again Pyro
5:49 ahh #### here we go again..
6:17 Pyro FINALLY tells a good joke and JAMES... being James
8:04 now is.. PYRO STOP PYRO STOP PYRO STOOPP!!!
9:00 poor Heavyy.. suffering because of Pyro in his new "flying toy" 😢😂😂😂😂
9:19 Pyro BURNING the sandwich of Heavy 😢😢😢😢
10:05 JAMES STOP
DANNIT JAMES STOP JAMES STOP
13:00 💀💀💀💀...
13:09 ####😏🔥🔥🔥🔥
13:45 Pyro REALLY ANGRY BECAUSE THEY SAW HIS MOM'S PICTURE 💀
13:53 XD
14:17 Heavy/Batman crying 😢
14:47 Heavy is going to bury someone...oh no 😂😂😂😂😂😂
THX FOR THE TIME STAMPS BUT YOU FORGOT ABOUT 0:22
Batman is soldier not heavy just fixing comment
6:36 OMG JAMES STOP 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:57 JAMES STOP!!! 🤣🤣🤣
09:19 NOT THE SANVICHHH 😢
Russian Agony
Tell me I’m not the only one that does actually like the idea of the golden shower flamethrower
“douse your enemies in jarate to slow them down!”
Pros:
• slow enemies down over time from -10% speed to -75% speed
• apply jarate effect
• Crits enemies
effected by jarate in the last 5 seconds
• fire particles count three times more than normal fire particles
• airblast now splashes jarate and applies effect to deflected projectiles
Cons:
• -45% range
• slower holster speed
• -10% movement speed when equipped
• can apply jarate effect to allies
•
THIS COMMENT DESERVES MORE LOVE
6:29 did he kill him after
A sentient gun and will only shoot things it deems threatening.
Thank you for putting the my shotgun mini gun idea here :)
9:40 Pyro: “we’re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. That’s right. We’re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys OFF THE MENU!
Let James make a wepon
Do not
Yes
y e s
i would recomend not he will do smth to suck for his mouth💀🗿🗿
YES
4:24 i have NEVER seen the heavy that happy befor
12:15 believe it or not. But polaroid guns were viable in the flight fight simulators in 20 century.
In "Chkalow" 2012 film plane testers fought with each other using exactly same mechanism for test their aim in the flight fight.
If it pictures the plane - 1 point to pilot
James was funny because he would appear very rarely. He's just in every video now. A joke you repeat everyday gets old pretty soon.
I actually agree. Maybe James should go on a vacation.
Nah uh
I still find them funny, but I do agree they should go back to being less common and appearing just for an occasional joke or two.
Bro he's simping on guns with a silencer and.... you know
But it’s James
The jet hammer is actually quite a fitting concept for pyro
Ten bucks says next tf2 cursed gun episode, James breaks the inhibitor thing, and chaos ensues with the new guns while the narrator struggles to fix the machine.
4:14 ima guess u loaded it with explosive slugs
Explosive slugs, buckshot, and even explosive birdshot.
Why are the tf2 videos so much more chaotic then the cs ones 😂
4:25 heavy will like that minigun forever
7:30 masked dedede is that you?!
11:43 next time I'm interested to see how a "emotional damage" weapon could look like! 😂
The energy here is pure chaos and I’m here for it
0:56 the fact, that its the portal button is the funniest shit ever
Pyro: I ALWAYS COME BACK
6:15
JAMES STOP! JAMES STOP! JAMES, STO- is my favorite bit ever
I like how the "inhibitor chip" is a literal titan battery
Do explain please
@ayushreacts1239 the titan battery from titanfall 2, to be precise (don't recall if it's the same model in TF1) it's used to power up (and heal) the titans that you can control in the game
I’m not the only one who saw it!
I JUST HAD A NOSTALGIA INJECTION RIGHT TO MY LITERAL HEART
A medigun that hurts your own teammates if they spam E too much.
the first youtuber who i subscribed in the first video
6:08 had me crying 😂
That one episode in sponge bob
The "Geneva Un-Convention"
James Is just pure content.
8:00 WILL IT BLEND????
YES....
12:17 does it project humiliating pictures on walls?
"Let me tell you something"
Famous last words
6:06 knew it
I expected iron lung
13:56 Lich you pissed up Pyro So hard Till he gonna Beat you With Rocket hammer 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tom scream lol
This keeps appearing in my my feed and im happy with it
8:50 next thing you know he is going to make smores
7:49 I think King Dedede has one.
The algorithm has gifted me one of your masterpieces 😂
7:54 that is just a super sledge
9:43 телепортация на тф2 класический
Пиро: о боже
My favorite parts about your videos are when James comes along
8:20 bro literally made the mace from minecraft 💀
9:49 pyro gets gender swapped
Man that's what I was about to say, now just wait for it to transport him back to QWTF and then, he can say it...
Id love to see a weapon that has, and i can not stress this enough, NO SHOT DELAY.
as an example, theres semi-auto and full-auto, but what about MAX-AUTO.
- instead of the need to wait all those sufferable seconds/milliseconds for the next round to fire, this new weapon allows the bullets (plural) to fire faster than a Barrett .50 cal, but, with the ammo capacity of a minigun, and the full-auto fire of, lets say, a PPSH
9:23 mmmm toasted sandvitch
5:52 speed this part up and tell me this isn’t hilarious
Ur not wrong
The pistol looks into your memories and makes you reanact your most embarrasing and painful ones in front of everyone
12:02 Let him see his scary dreams
PISTOLAROID MORE LIKE
POLAROID THR MOVIE
Ahh shit Lich. You've done it again!
Generation Alpha Bullpup Rifle: Fires new age memes at unsuspecting, innocent victims causing instantaneous brain rot...?
14:14 poor Batman 😢
3:02 hey my idea got in
13:22 the most disturbing part of this is that Spy's actually Scouts dad.
7:39 bro recreated the powerjack from fallout
Super slege
That is a compliment 5:29
A sandvich that causes explosions.
Personally, I just want to see a sandvich get combined with something. I mean, a sandvich is a weapon, not like those useless sandwiches.
0:22 WHAT THE ACTUAL FU-
gay
Yeah he does that
He did that in the CSGO universe, now here…
That's normal for james
Sasha finna be expecting triplets.
0:52 THE STALEMATE BUTTON!
"Come on, we're so close! Go press the button!"
"PART 5! BOOBYTRAP THE STALEMATE BUTTON!"
"YES, DO DO IT" - Wheatley
@@the_interloper_Chsym haha doodoo
AJames-47. A gun...that fires James'...may God forgive what we have done....
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Remember at all times, if a future you tries to warn you of any potential harms that may or may not happen in the future, just ignore them!
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@@meemmeem9565 a fello portal fan I see
The Video is funny asf as always, good job man!
Even tho james isnt from the tf2 universe he still finds a way to cause trouble 😂 4:06
5:45 got me dying LOL