1:38 GOLDEN SHOWER Level 25 Jarate-Thrower + Douses players in Jarate + Upon dousing enemy in jarate: 20% speed bonus to user, guaranteed minicrits for enemy, guaranteed traumatization to doused enemy + 200% knockback upon airblast - 100% damage penalty - No chance of sparing Heavies
The bazoinka works, it’s just that the robots are all stationary and thus, cannot hurt the user. Heavy, on the other hand, can move, and while not a threat to the soldier, he’s still the biggest threat in the immediate vicinity. 9:40
2:33 Poor Heavy #1 STOP PYRO 3:13 Poor Heavy #2 STOP PYRO 3:47 Poor Heavy #3 Pyro.. 4:48 Happy Heavy #4 5:53 *Heavy vs Pyro* 8:52 Poor Heavy #5 9:17 Poor Heavy #6 9:49 Poor Heavy #7 10:26 BAZOIKA NO! BAZOIKA STOP! JAMES NOOO! 11:52 HEAVY NO THATS NOT CERCEZA 😢😢 POOR HEAVY #10000000000
love how the golden shower just does everything a normal flamethrower could also do. yes, even the piss cuz the enemies are already pissing themselves anyway
You see, the problem is that all of the soldier bots were defenseless, had no weapons and were a-possing. A heavy with a sandvich is infinitely more dangerous since it is an unlockable weapon
4:47 if satanasha added in i think heavy gonna like it because is a combined of natasha and sasha (maybe that somebody gave a reason why satanasha must added in real game And also i feel bad for heavy
the first weapon looks like it would be a bestie of Postal Dude´s (btw in Postal 4 there is a TF2 easter egg for at one rooftop there is a pickable sniping riffle and bunch of jarates around it) 3:26 i should´ve known it will come to this 😅
I'm astounded how you managed to keep every weapon in-line with TF2's overall theme. These weapons are so cartoonish and goofy, I love it. Makes me wish these were officially added to the game one day.
This was FANTASTIC! This went WAY above my expectations! I'd love to see a sequel to this, since the craziness of the TF2 weapons makes the jokes WAY funnier! Good, good stuff!
My gosh this is hillarious. For my suggestion, i'd combine the Sandman ball and Wrap Assassain's ornament with the Beggar's Bazooka. Just a weapon that'll make the enemy freeze up with the sheer amount of balls flying at their face. I could also see Jarate and the Grenade Launcher, or Mad Milk and the Sticky Jumper. Maybe even the Medi-Gun and the Shotgun for literal burst healing.
Impressive, but not good enough. Now if you combine the Baby Face Blaster, with the Boston Basher, and to top it all off, you add Eureka Wrench, you get: Babies Punisher Spikes It will shoot spikes from the Boston Basher that can cause enemies to cry like a baby! The Eureka wrench can make the spikes teleport anywhere you want! Pain? Pfft, try *EMOTIONAL* pain! (Get this comment likes up so he sees it)
tf2 is the perfect game for this kind of video, all of the base weapons are already so weird and unusual that there can't really be any boring combinations
glad to see this funny series expand to another source game, hope to see more experimental shenanigans on another note, I wonder if Pyro and James would get along
2:45 the worst part is that's the cannonical explanation of how jarate works, it gives mini crits to the enemy because the enemy loses it's will to live after being soaken in piss
Heck yeah. Love it. I'd love to see more! Speaking of TF2.... would you ever consider doing Titanfall 2 videos like this? Honestly, I think it'd be amazing
In the gloves defense the robot soldiers were pretty much harmless and standing still with no weapon so heavy could have been very well the most dangerous thing
The golden shower would be a somewhat decent weapon in the game. Trading out pyros primary dmg dealer for a major support for your team is a good idea (mini crits in coated enemies and super low cost extinguishing for the trade off of zero damage.) pyros usually use flares anyway, so it fits well into the kit.
My first TF2 video guys, leave a like on the vid if you want me to continue this series👍
❤❤❤
Ligma
Nice vid as always
Please , make the Poland wepons!😃🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱
Let the nonsense comments from idiots begin
1:38
GOLDEN SHOWER
Level 25 Jarate-Thrower
+ Douses players in Jarate
+ Upon dousing enemy in jarate: 20% speed bonus to user, guaranteed minicrits for enemy, guaranteed traumatization to doused enemy
+ 200% knockback upon airblast
- 100% damage penalty
- No chance of sparing Heavies
So as an extra downside, the user gives the enemy mini-crits on hit
- no critical hits
Literally just p1ss
10:33 GLOVE STOP JUKING THE BAT! gLoVe StOp JUkInG The BAt
R Kellys favorite Weapon
Lich makes more TF2 content than Valve in years
I wish you were wrong... but your not.
I like his content but i dont like how his sponsers are all gambling and probably scams
@@quigglesnoopmcboop9087 Really unfortunate to see possible scam sponsors
But I guess he wouldn't get any other sponsors given his content
Even if it's a penis jokes
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The bazoinka works, it’s just that the robots are all stationary and thus, cannot hurt the user.
Heavy, on the other hand, can move, and while not a threat to the soldier, he’s still the biggest threat in the immediate vicinity. 9:40
Tru
Pyro is the most threatening, heavy is the largest
NO Heavy is Russian
Then why wasn’t lich targeted?
@@jackakakreanxx5587 smaller
I’m excited to see how this series turns out.
Nice to see everyone and everything misbehaving.
same
Hope it eventually connects back with the iron blyat series
@@dr.coomer4133Yes! I truly hope so.
5:10 may that pigeon rest in peace
*pieces
You mean Archimedes.
@@SteamingWestern-2009 archimedes is a dove
The most unrealistic part about this video was valve actually pushing out a "new major update"
they've secretly been working with lich for years to add this to the game
Ge called the rocket launcher a bazooka . . . . he coulda atleast gotten the liberty launcher.
4:35 bro was enjoying it
Bro, she has handlebars
@@William_Bryantdont think thats their gender
Oh hell yes, TF2 has so much potential for mixed weapons
Oh hell no, TF2 has too much potential for mixed weapons
Trolldior knight
TF2 has waay too much potential for mixed weapons (without the cosmetic items)
Fr, he could probably even make different qualities of certain combos (Strange, Unusuals, Yknow) or even Australium versions like the gold frying pan
a sword combined with the smg
2:33 Poor Heavy #1 STOP PYRO
3:13 Poor Heavy #2 STOP PYRO
3:47 Poor Heavy #3 Pyro..
4:48 Happy Heavy #4
5:53 *Heavy vs Pyro*
8:52 Poor Heavy #5
9:17 Poor Heavy #6
9:49 Poor Heavy #7
10:26 BAZOIKA NO! BAZOIKA STOP! JAMES NOOO!
11:52 HEAVY NO THATS NOT CERCEZA 😢😢
POOR HEAVY #10000000000
Wow that’s nice TF2 cursed weapon video xD
BIG TH-camR, omg
Wasnt expecting you here at all
The guy from that place
Are you gonna make another cursed weapon video?
4:30 that's what I call smashing
6:03 greatest battle of history
love how the golden shower just does everything a normal flamethrower could also do. yes, even the piss cuz the enemies are already pissing themselves anyway
The only thing it doesn’t do is hurt the enemy
@@theaidpm8524 but they will take critical hits since its jarate
instead of flamethrower and axtinguisher, it's golden shower and neon annihilator
@@The_Real_SmolOrTem um aksualy it does mini Crits 🤓
@@TonyBaloney0511lmao
6:20 bodily fluid fight 😈
Yes indeed 😂
Whats the white one then?
@@Cane4092 cum
@@Cane4092cum 😂
@.Cane4092 you do not want to know
3:38 I love how the golden shower is just a flamethrower but without flames (find spies, help teammates)
pybro frfr
We could use it with the neon sign
You see, the problem is that all of the soldier bots were defenseless, had no weapons and were a-possing. A heavy with a sandvich is infinitely more dangerous since it is an unlockable weapon
bro really had bot ai turned off
Yeah, I was about to say... Those bots miggt as well be training dummies for all the program knows because they aren't firing back.
That Heavy is a SPY!
Pootis
Green spy now...
Pootis
But of course
Oh god, the amount of weapon variants means this is gonna be a looong series.
And I’m all here for it.
We didn't expect this, but we needed it. This guy is truly a fucking genius.
5:52 Pro😡 vs. Noob😊
6:07 Release
P
0:40 eieuekegrkru
8:52 glove: stupid heavy!, you made me look bad!
4:47 if satanasha added in i think heavy gonna like it because is a combined of natasha and sasha (maybe that somebody gave a reason why satanasha must added in real game
And also i feel bad for heavy
Why would you feel bad for heavy?
He look’s like he’s having time of his life with that weapon.
@@TheSandwhichman108 i didn't remember im comment here
@@TheSandwhichman108 because Pyro used the golden rain on him all the time.
The potential with mixed weapons in there is so incresible.
10:24 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
Poor Heavy…
Very funny, but poor Heavy…
I honestly want to see more of this
and also poor scout's bird
6:08 white liquid Vs piss
Milk vs piss
Angry Russian Vs Calm Masked Pissman
@@bushguy6339 xD
Lol
@@djdbajron1 UHHH... YOU'RE A BIT TOO INNOCENT, MAD MILK ON ITS STAT SHEET SAYS THAT IT'S A LEVEL 5 "non-milk substance",
Bro, Misha got violated so many times lol.
Heavy gets bullied so much
4:49 heavy just has fun with his new weapon
A cursed weapons in tf2 series? Im so ready for this, cant wait for the next parts!
3:12... Just like james on CS: GO2... XD
Pyro revealed to be James, the custom tester blooper
2:35 dont worry pyro is just blowing bubbles at heavy
This is the kind of TF2 humour that I've been looking for.
The Piss and Coem Wars. 😂 6:25
Yes
Dude we know that’s milk
🙃😳☠️😊
10:31 i love how he just said “James stop” out of instinct 😂
Scout's gonna be jealous that his bonking has been outsourced to AI. He's a pretty big deal...
If that AI was from where he was from it'd be f***ing dead
@@Aaron_nunya449 grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, he hurts people.
10:22 Just because of this i almost spit my food out
💀💀
The noise it makes
There’s only one way the series can go and the only way is up.
This is going to be awesome
I love how creative you went with this Weapon Mixer :D
Surprised no one has ever thought to add something like this in a game or valve themself ;D
the first weapon looks like it would be a bestie of Postal Dude´s (btw in Postal 4 there is a TF2 easter egg for at one rooftop there is a pickable sniping riffle and bunch of jarates around it)
3:26 i should´ve known it will come to this 😅
2:00 that's stare got my soul died for a seconds
How realistic and terrified your Voice sounded made the video so much more better I laughed and pitied heavy so much
4:30 ah yes so thats how it works 🤔
Heavy just existing was pure torture for him
6:24 piss and CUUUUUUUM
0:20 I like how it is possible to HEAR that he is smiling :D
4:10 how are medic gonna survive the night
God dang it. The beaf between pyro and heavy made me spit out my soda from laughter and i love it
0:50 MEDIC!
MEDIC!
this is the heavy update we wanted
The golden shower would be absolutely insane if you paired it with the neon annihilator
OH HELL YES, tf2 weapon combinations are gonna be great, excited for more tf2 cursed weapons videos if you do more of them!
5:47 Gold time.
How valve got their weapons idea and poor heavy
2:46 "YOUR Enemy in this yello liquid"
You should probably continue this series, the amount of weapons in TF2 would add way more creative options for these.... peculiar weapons
10:27 we have a jame 2.0 right here
Over here laughing my ass off at work. Keep doing the TF2 series
3:47 Piss rocket
Piss jump
Poor heavy all he wants is to enjoy his sandvich
i almost died at the end from laughing, holy hell, heavy has the worst luck ever, and worst people around him
Why is nobody talking about how heavy got bullied???? Bro just wanted to eat his sanvich.
Yes
2:08 and of course pyro is the scary one... I'm okay with this.
“You see guys, Damage is relative, There’s physical damage but, There’s also an emotional one…”
The most terrifying sentence LICH has said
Never knew my favorite cs creator would finally dabble in the valve ip I love even more! I hope there's many to come
That isn’t the glove it’s James as a ghost 10:28 😂
YES
The beef between heavy and pryo was funny af
9:03 heavy is arleady on th mountain so noice
I think the glove is possessed by James
I'm astounded how you managed to keep every weapon in-line with TF2's overall theme. These weapons are so cartoonish and goofy, I love it. Makes me wish these were officially added to the game one day.
This was FANTASTIC! This went WAY above my expectations! I'd love to see a sequel to this, since the craziness of the TF2 weapons makes the jokes WAY funnier! Good, good stuff!
My gosh this is hillarious. For my suggestion, i'd combine the Sandman ball and Wrap Assassain's ornament with the Beggar's Bazooka. Just a weapon that'll make the enemy freeze up with the sheer amount of balls flying at their face.
I could also see Jarate and the Grenade Launcher, or Mad Milk and the Sticky Jumper. Maybe even the Medi-Gun and the Shotgun for literal burst healing.
Impressive, but not good enough. Now if you combine the Baby Face Blaster, with the Boston Basher, and to top it all off, you add Eureka Wrench, you get: Babies Punisher Spikes
It will shoot spikes from the Boston Basher that can cause enemies to cry like a baby! The Eureka wrench can make the spikes teleport anywhere you want! Pain? Pfft, try *EMOTIONAL* pain!
(Get this comment likes up so he sees it)
okay but 0:0 to 12:22 was the best part tbh
Wow your just a jerk
Oooh this was good!
Was honestly expecting the heavy to be a spy at the end of episode
11:57 heavy didnt deserve that😢 heavy didnt deserve all of that! Heavy is a great guy!
Lich vidz are the best for laughs nvr has one of his vidz ended without my ribs hurting 😂 thanks bro keep up the good work 😂
tgh i was expecting War Thunder or WoT commertial over here 2:20 :D
tf2 is the perfect game for this kind of video, all of the base weapons are already so weird and unusual that there can't really be any boring combinations
8:40 at least it was heavy and not demo
glad to see this funny series expand to another source game, hope to see more experimental shenanigans
on another note, I wonder if Pyro and James would get along
4:04 B A L L S
This series about to be lit
3:07 the place urine lol
R.I.P pigeon he was about to get fed
Basically gambling 7:10
Don't you mean SaNatasha
btw that cough at 6:25 was so genuine 😂😂😂
10:32 JAMES STOP IT!
11:44 wait… no… that’s supposed to be the snipers job… not yours!
Really pumped for the new series.
TF2 has a lot of potential for combos
4:48
Heavy is loving that minigun 😂😂
I’ve got two fusion ideas already
1. The Minigun + The Huntsman
2. Medigun + Mad Milk
How about Boxing Gloves of Killing + GRU + Eviction's Notice + Tsar Platinum Cosmetic + Starboard Crusader Cosmetic = a Jojo Reference
Work of art.
4:15 SAATANA
10:32 - 10:36 this part broke me.
10:31 ☠️☠️☠️
2:45 the worst part is that's the cannonical explanation of how jarate works, it gives mini crits to the enemy because the enemy loses it's will to live after being soaken in piss
Is that...... is that... is that R Kelly? 2:27
Heck yeah. Love it. I'd love to see more!
Speaking of TF2.... would you ever consider doing Titanfall 2 videos like this? Honestly, I think it'd be amazing
9:18 those robot have no weapon no woulder why it pick heavy because he holding a sandwich which can be a weapon
Omg I thought the weapon was racists against heavy
In the gloves defense the robot soldiers were pretty much harmless and standing still with no weapon so heavy could have been very well the most dangerous thing
The golden shower would be a somewhat decent weapon in the game. Trading out pyros primary dmg dealer for a major support for your team is a good idea (mini crits in coated enemies and super low cost extinguishing for the trade off of zero damage.) pyros usually use flares anyway, so it fits well into the kit.
The Golden Shower is Crazy 😂