I Always Thought This Movie Wasn't Real.. (The Gingerdead Man Review)

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  • @natestern2021
    @natestern2021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4714

    The fact that the sequal is called "the passion of the crust" makes it so much better

    • @Crochet_cactus
      @Crochet_cactus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Nate Stern I really was hoping you were lying

    • @kenfleischman
      @kenfleischman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@Crochet_cactus check your local Dollar General. It exists.

    • @AmberAmber
      @AmberAmber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Agreed - I almost believe in God cos of the awesome sequel title!!!!

    • @cokeman7201
      @cokeman7201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Sounds like a cookie porno

    • @AmberAmber
      @AmberAmber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@cokeman7201 Eughhhh. You JUST reminded me of an actual 8mm cookie porno I found 2nd‐Hand.
      Not at all expected to be amidst blank film reels (SOOO "niche"...).

  • @panpani5079
    @panpani5079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2087

    "put the gun down please"
    "now you sound like my high school teacher"
    Boy do I love relatable comedy for american students

  • @anoriginalname5418
    @anoriginalname5418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    And the fact that there's a sequel to this movie called "The Gingerdead Man VS Evil Bong" just proves that this series was made while everyone was high as a freaking kite.

    • @frog1405
      @frog1405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      That's not just a sequel, it's a crossover with a completely separate series about, well, evil bongs (multiple)

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@frog1405 fuckin King Bong and Alien Bong

    • @nomysweetsummerchild3984
      @nomysweetsummerchild3984 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And passion of the crust 😂

    • @daeryk6424
      @daeryk6424 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      16:01

    • @franciscopereira2341
      @franciscopereira2341 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah i feel like the people behind this franchise know exactly what they are doing. Cheap schlock that people will watch and meme just because its so dumb. Nothing wrong with that, not every movie needs to be made to be a masterspiece.

  • @Archbishop_of_the_Noodle
    @Archbishop_of_the_Noodle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1168

    "But Gary still has a gun." Lost my shit right here.

    • @joninfect8681
      @joninfect8681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      And shoots 12 shots out of a 6 shooter?

    • @guyferrie1998
      @guyferrie1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You can see the finger

    • @hubbahubbawow
      @hubbahubbawow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bro same. I'm sitting here laughing like a lunatic in a parking lot

    • @Hokuto_Tongi
      @Hokuto_Tongi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just saw that part 😂

    • @Neon-lt5jl
      @Neon-lt5jl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂👏

  • @Subsaibot2526
    @Subsaibot2526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3028

    Can we just take a moment to admire the fact that GG actually got a gingerbread costume for this vid? That's dedication.

    • @cannedgoodness9633
      @cannedgoodness9633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      I bet he's had it years, probably part of some weird kink he has. What did you think the GG stands for? It's Gingerbread Genitals

    • @BADVlBES
      @BADVlBES 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      CannedGoodness nooo 😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @kerri6011
      @kerri6011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Just in time for Halloween and Christmas

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Costume rentals are a thing.

    • @sincerityiscary
      @sincerityiscary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      bold of you to assume he didn’t already own the gingerbread costume

  • @heathsomervell972
    @heathsomervell972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT I READ IT WAS THE GINGERBREAD MAN WHEN IT WAS THE GINGERDEAD MAN

  • @iridescentkingpp9840
    @iridescentkingpp9840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    Did he really just shoot eight times with a six shooter? *Realizes I'm questioning a movie about a killer pastry*

    • @krampusklaws2238
      @krampusklaws2238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      dont forget about the shots fired previous to GDM getting the gun, so ts about 14 shots at least

    • @YokaiX
      @YokaiX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Magically an eight shooter

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@norilsk668 Cylinder, if we're talking about revolvers.

  • @cbogard8932
    @cbogard8932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6474

    Mista GG in a gingerbread costume is my sleep paralysis demon

    • @Vaderz4202
      @Vaderz4202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      C Bogard are you kidding me. I would be fucking honored to see that man in the corner of my room

    • @user-uf8de5cw7x
      @user-uf8de5cw7x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ok trump

    • @lurker4071
      @lurker4071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I take offense to this

    • @obeseiwancannoli2177
      @obeseiwancannoli2177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i was your 1000th comment

    • @memoofjacoboarbenzjuanarev9724
      @memoofjacoboarbenzjuanarev9724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mista GGs Monsterpiller is mine. Ugh #ShaveItOff GG. It's not a good look not grown good.

  • @MatthewC33199
    @MatthewC33199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    "I thought it was going to be an easy gag!" "Well it ain't no easy gag, it got teeth!" was actually pretty clever, as ancient as that meme is

  • @justyoureverydaypig3716
    @justyoureverydaypig3716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1597

    "Passion of the Crust" is the best possible name for a movie about a killer gingerbread man.

    • @llewelynshingler2173
      @llewelynshingler2173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It only references Passion of the Christ in the 3rd act.

    • @marajanara4698
      @marajanara4698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its low key good

    • @dawnwayfinder
      @dawnwayfinder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It took him 3 days to 𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑒 from the dead....
      I'll see myself out.

    • @scottgaultney
      @scottgaultney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Then there's "Saturday Night Cleaver", "Gingerdead Man vs. Evil Bong", and I believe he shows up in "Evil Bong 420".

    • @Person-xc8os
      @Person-xc8os 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      666th like

  • @hamburglar1978
    @hamburglar1978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    On one hand my brain is saying “how did this low/no budget ass movie afford Gary Busey?” And on the other hand I’m also thinking “Gary probably did this movie for $15 dollars worth of crack and a beer.”

    • @monomakesmecrystill1252
      @monomakesmecrystill1252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I love Gary he'll probably pay them money to get the role tbh

    • @toofaraheadofu7928
      @toofaraheadofu7928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@monomakesmecrystill1252 I love Gary too man.

    • @madgear1174
      @madgear1174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *heroin, actually...
      I remember that episode of Dr. Drew he was so messed up he couldn't find his room lmao, couldn't open the door either kept nodding out lol

    • @maceface2892
      @maceface2892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Fun fact (depending on your definition of fun): Gary Busey once accidentally spilled his cocaine on his dog so he snorted it off his dog's fur. I had to find that out so now you do too.

    • @mutt9779
      @mutt9779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      My theory: The movie was made to set the stage for an eventual Family Guy cutaway gag, and that was all it was ever intended for.
      I GUARANTEE any real knowledge the movie exists(to the average person) comes solely from
      [Insert cutaway gag involving Peter working with Busey on the movie]
      Average person: Haha, good one(being generous with THAT ONE Mr. Mcfarlene)
      Smart-ass friend full of useless trivia: DiD YoU KnOw ThAt WaS An AcTuAl MoViE?!?!??!
      [End scene]
      And the movie has lived out it's entire purpose. It can finally be laid to rest.

  • @Klownish
    @Klownish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    The amount of movies I believed was a fever dream.... this one topped every single thing I refused to believe existed lmao

  • @beavis9535
    @beavis9535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1940

    Couldn’t they have just defeated the gingerbread man by splashing it with some milk so he could get all soggy and disintegrate...?

    • @GoddessArkasha
      @GoddessArkasha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hello

    • @Dingle-God1987
      @Dingle-God1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Yeah brick asked them if they had milk a bit too late

    • @evilbusinessguy8888
      @evilbusinessguy8888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      But then there will be no movie and we can't have that we need no logic in this movie thank you very much

    • @carolineaoyagi7698
      @carolineaoyagi7698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      69th like

    • @MinatheRaichu
      @MinatheRaichu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Nah. That makes too much sense.

  • @DVD420
    @DVD420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1890

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      @7sidedfilms438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

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    • @7sidedfilms438
      @7sidedfilms438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Just a normal bot. Yea that’s the one good thing about phone TH-cam. I can just double click it a few times and get the end without missing the start.

    • @houseofleaves9574
      @houseofleaves9574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just a normal bot. i threw my phone.

    • @XtraGranDeeZ
      @XtraGranDeeZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

  • @jubusch
    @jubusch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    *“If there’s strippers where your brother is, you’re looking the wrong way”*

    • @kcox9818
      @kcox9818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That killed me

    • @chuckn4851
      @chuckn4851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And to that I say, depends on what kind of strippers

    • @victoriashevlin8587
      @victoriashevlin8587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well if he's in heaven, it would be paradise for him, so maybe its strippers and beer, not puffy clouds and the great aunt who smelled of mildew...?

    • @kcox9818
      @kcox9818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@victoriashevlin8587 certainly an interesting, theogically unsound take on Heaven you have there. 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @Oyasumi05
      @Oyasumi05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kcox9818 theologically unsound? How so?

  • @Chilled_
    @Chilled_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +904

    You deadass woke me up in the middle of the night so I could see you dancing in a gingerbread man costume?
    yeah totally worth it

    • @mcthuggin9803
      @mcthuggin9803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You must wake up all the time if a small, little, tiny, minuscule, notification woke you up

    • @retrorampager5373
      @retrorampager5373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sometimes I pee a little but not too much. It keeps my underwear moist. That and the ball sweat.

    • @cannedgoodness9633
      @cannedgoodness9633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@retrorampager5373 that's enough internet for you buddy

    • @flowerprincess1615
      @flowerprincess1615 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Happy Boii lol maybe they were about to go to sleep and he woke them up

    • @memoofjacoboarbenzjuanarev9724
      @memoofjacoboarbenzjuanarev9724 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd do the same to GG going live to shave that monster in his upperlip.

  • @BlancaMari
    @BlancaMari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    *_Makes a slow, lethargic turn to the camera, face covered in blood, a smile plastered on his face_*
    **Belch**
    _"Got milk?"_
    I physically reeled and now I have to admit this elicited a full on, head turning, family alerting laugh

  • @aqfanatic
    @aqfanatic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    my friends and i stumbled upon this movie in a bargain bin during high school and it’s been one of our favorites ever since. it’s so insane. the puppet looks like it came out of mr. meaty.

  • @tyheartfilia2054
    @tyheartfilia2054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    “The real villain has revealed himself”
    Me: *gets an ad for apple right after*

    • @inky2412
      @inky2412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I got epic games lol

    • @sizzlingfacedonut2030
      @sizzlingfacedonut2030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I got a political ad...

    • @numa2k147
      @numa2k147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I got a *Birds of prey* ad

    • @user-yw8sr3uj1w
      @user-yw8sr3uj1w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dam apples speaking the truth for once?

    • @GyuukiHachibi
      @GyuukiHachibi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I got a dude saying “Hi, I’m with the census.”

  • @rosy7021
    @rosy7021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    anyone named "Brick" has the same qualities as his name.

    • @holdenkenne
      @holdenkenne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Brick. Where did you get a trident?

    • @Djdjdjfnnff
      @Djdjdjfnnff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Dorian Harris The middle!

    • @gay.mer9328
      @gay.mer9328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What context would the quality hard be used in?

    • @Djdjdjfnnff
      @Djdjdjfnnff 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ego Twistick yah

    • @suttonavery8723
      @suttonavery8723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Stiff, bland, and you'd need a thousand more for one to be useful and efficient.

  • @nicogermon7677
    @nicogermon7677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Whoever thought up Passion of the Crust honestly deserves a raise

  • @juturna-2931
    @juturna-2931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +679

    12:05
    “Ever try a lady finga?
    Bazinga.”
    Bars🔥

    • @cloneful
      @cloneful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i dont know why i found this funny

    • @FriskyBisky
      @FriskyBisky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Say it with me now..
      BARS! 🔥

  • @timh5413
    @timh5413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    “Got milk” absolutely floored me

  • @pyrothebard4181
    @pyrothebard4181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    she didn't get a dad joke because she doesn't have a dad anymore

  • @stupidwhore2534
    @stupidwhore2534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    I’ve seen this movie and the whole time I was like just “eat the damn things”

    • @DaughterOfHelios
      @DaughterOfHelios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Well lookie at who would have gotten possessed.

    • @wackywoohoopizzaman0173
      @wackywoohoopizzaman0173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I dunno about you but I'm not gonna eat a cookie that some dude dumped blood in

    • @oddcontent5152
      @oddcontent5152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Movies With Filters I was more like, “Why don’t they just rip him apart with their bare hands???”
      That ending was hilarious though lol

    • @sometimessnarky1642
      @sometimessnarky1642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@wackywoohoopizzaman0173 well it was Bricks blood to begin with so I guess that's okay.

    • @wackywoohoopizzaman0173
      @wackywoohoopizzaman0173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sometimessnarky1642 I dunno there is a limit to how much of my own blood I'd ingest

  • @justyoureverydaypig3716
    @justyoureverydaypig3716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    The doctors were almost right. He turned into a pastry not a vegetable.

    • @BIZZIB3ATZ
      @BIZZIB3ATZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Underrated 😂😂😂😂

    • @Exigentable
      @Exigentable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @bigevilworldwide1 disrespectful. Gary busey is a national treasure. Btw, mental states deteriorate over time especially after head trauma.

    • @starved6493
      @starved6493 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shut up Gurt!

    • @starved6493
      @starved6493 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love pigs there pink and fluffy

    • @jeffreybonanno8982
      @jeffreybonanno8982 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      cuz those are similar...thafuk???

  • @lordboonga7089
    @lordboonga7089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Are we not gonna talk about the fact that the six shooter shot over ten shots without being reloaded.

    • @angygremlin4423
      @angygremlin4423 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, but the majority of easily available revolvers only have 5 to 7 chambers. The gun probably would have needed reloading if it was shot 6 or 7 times.

    • @felonytaxevasion2773
      @felonytaxevasion2773 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      some revolvers hold 10 rounds, but their usually small caliber like a .22

    • @TruOnyxfire
      @TruOnyxfire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      THAT'S the problem? In a scene with a walking, talking, murdering gingerbread man?

  • @porpoisstanley5209
    @porpoisstanley5209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    He was so cute when he came out in the gingerbread man costume 😂😂

  • @nekowatt5945
    @nekowatt5945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    "If there are strippers where your brother is then you're looking the wrong way."
    My new favorite Mista GG line.

  • @thelostremainunfound
    @thelostremainunfound 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "He thinks chiropractors can cure cancer. Sarah get out of there! ThE rEaL vIlLaIn HaS rEvEaLeD hImSeLf!" is comedy gold and hits on my very specific brand of humor and it is criminal that I have not seen this line quoted in the comments

  • @DefNotMyBurner
    @DefNotMyBurner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    “They Got T”
    A fellow man of culture I see

    • @princesoulger999
      @princesoulger999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      But it was supposed to be an easy grab.

    • @tristynbradshaw5537
      @tristynbradshaw5537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@princesoulger999 Well it ain't no easy grab, THEY GOT T!!

    • @billyparr3901
      @billyparr3901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait, they got T?!

    • @sneakysnake7695
      @sneakysnake7695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Got a lotta enemies, got lotta enemies*

  • @malmorbidus2788
    @malmorbidus2788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    "You ever feel....not so fresh?"
    I feel attacked rn

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I let out an inhuman noise when I heard that

  • @gabrielyeargan6234
    @gabrielyeargan6234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The “Got milk?” Line is possibly the greatest line of dialogue in cinematic history...

  • @coochiecrunchberry8057
    @coochiecrunchberry8057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    Do y’all remember that one movie where the snowman was evil and was killing people and had sharp teeth and shit?? Just me? Ight💀

    • @haileygrey5047
      @haileygrey5047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      EBBZEE TV not just u I remember it and what he did with his carrot nose 🙈🤣🤣

    • @deanpelton6940
      @deanpelton6940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ya that one was great

    • @Thatonegirl989
      @Thatonegirl989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      EBBZEE TV that’s one of my favorite bad movies lol

    • @dariusmiller4694
      @dariusmiller4694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Jack Frost? Yeah we don't talk about that one

    • @miisery7372
      @miisery7372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yoo I forgot about that until this comment

  • @SnaDyl
    @SnaDyl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    "Got Milk?" made me laugh way more than it should have

  • @Penguinloverz37
    @Penguinloverz37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    A talking gingerbread man that murders people! Hollywood I’m on my fricking way! I’m dying

  • @eddiegarcia1158
    @eddiegarcia1158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    "Somebody tell Cookie Monsta he's out of a job!" Lmao that shit had me laffin'!

  • @CHloE748
    @CHloE748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    The “they got T” jokes still make me laugh every time. Seriously, never stop!

    • @aarondevoria4944
      @aarondevoria4944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Shout out to @ralphthemoviemaker

    • @titaniumcranium5840
      @titaniumcranium5840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I don't get the reference could you..*break it down for me*

    • @alminbrodlic9327
      @alminbrodlic9327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@titaniumcranium5840 watch ralphthemoviemaker's review of sleepless

    • @GrayLZ
      @GrayLZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alminbrodlic9327 U missed the other joke he made

    • @alminbrodlic9327
      @alminbrodlic9327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GrayLZ I'm fucking stupid 😂

  • @zoewillis8833
    @zoewillis8833 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “Got milk?” Genuinely made me laugh out loud. Isn’t this supposed to be a horror movie?

    • @AnikMonette
      @AnikMonette 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Horror Comedy? I think? This movie is quite bad that I legit don't know...

  • @cosmoah9671
    @cosmoah9671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    “Garry still has a gun” Let’s not mention his infinite mag

    • @angygremlin4423
      @angygremlin4423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It looks like a revolver, and most of those only have 5 to 7 chambers. He's clearly trigger happy, so in real life they could have waited for him to empty the gun and then grabbed him while he was relatively defenseless (and before he could get another knife or something) since they really didn't have other options.

    • @tinky_winky4488
      @tinky_winky4488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe he just reloads real fast

    • @timkiller8887
      @timkiller8887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "And then I fired again! And I missed."

    • @David-fanboy
      @David-fanboy ปีที่แล้ว

      He put in a cheat code

  • @Howling-Heretic
    @Howling-Heretic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    "The real villain has revealed himself!"
    *Adobe Ad Plays*

  • @The_Nightsong
    @The_Nightsong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "He look like a melted Chewbacca" HAHHAHA!!!!!

  • @jamescook8536
    @jamescook8536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Brick is like a budget southern Jim Carrey.

    • @Penoatle
      @Penoatle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Needs more of the wacky face as a punchline thing.

    • @bitnewt
      @bitnewt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He struck me more like a budget Matthew Lilliard.

    • @nicoledoubleyou
      @nicoledoubleyou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bitnewt isn't Matthew Lilliard a budget Matthew Lilliard??

    • @bitnewt
      @bitnewt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nicoledoubleyou And we won't have him any other way!

  • @justrenderin1279
    @justrenderin1279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Oh Sweet. I chose the perfect time to get off wor- And there's a giant ginger bread talking to me.
    Perfect.

  • @plasticcinemaofficial
    @plasticcinemaofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Time to review the two sequels and the crossover with the “Evil Bong”!

  • @shrumbus
    @shrumbus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I think GG moving around during the Anti-Vaxer joke is what made that shit hilarious

  • @johnnythunderschlong3031
    @johnnythunderschlong3031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Three things that are certain in life: death, taxes and GG being sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends

  • @kimicalin
    @kimicalin ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Memory unlocked of renting this at Hasting's on a Friday for family movie night....... As soon as i saw the blood mixing into the dough scene i instantly remembered this movie. I begged my mom to let me make bloody gingerbread man coookies for like 3 weeks.

  • @ThatguycalledJoe
    @ThatguycalledJoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    "You know what isn't stupid? Today's sponsor."
    Yeah, I think there are different choice words for that one.

    • @halp9887
      @halp9887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TODAY'S SPONSOR IS RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

  • @dudewhy2849
    @dudewhy2849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1069

    Almost every second of this movie looks like the set up to a porn 😂

  • @isthatatitleist7852
    @isthatatitleist7852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    They made a sequel where Gary fights a sentient bong

    • @isthatatitleist7852
      @isthatatitleist7852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Professional Commenter Yep

    • @TheSacralHealer
      @TheSacralHealer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Professional Commenter gingerdead man vs. evil bong 👌🏽😅

  • @madeofmeats
    @madeofmeats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    So is this movie literally just Child’s Play: Pastry Edition??

    • @johnv6806
      @johnv6806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Except childs play actually tried to be scary

    • @TiffanyRay
      @TiffanyRay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@johnv6806 and Chucky had better one liners

    • @rl5733
      @rl5733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not really, they’re a lot of differences between the two. The only similarity is that they’re both possessed by a serial killer.

    • @dimitrijames00001
      @dimitrijames00001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rl5733 eh not anymore

    • @spacebread9334
      @spacebread9334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It reminds my of trick or treat

  • @roxiedoes7894
    @roxiedoes7894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    “That executioner guy... he’s a tough cookie.”
    - says the guys in the gingerbread man costume

    • @joshuadavies8967
      @joshuadavies8967 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Roxie Does r/wooooosh

    • @bulldogblast1945
      @bulldogblast1945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I did it

    • @MOTHHMAN
      @MOTHHMAN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bulldogblast1945 what did you do ?

    • @bulldogblast1945
      @bulldogblast1945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MOTHHMAN I made it 69

    • @MOTHHMAN
      @MOTHHMAN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bulldogblast1945 wow, amazing

  • @sml3432
    @sml3432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "that executioner guy, he's a tough cookie."
    he says in a video about a movie about a gingerbread man.

  • @DanPantzig
    @DanPantzig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I got this movie as a gift, and had the privilege of knowing all about Busey at the time, and I fucking loved it.

  • @JefferyBlue
    @JefferyBlue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    16:17 Pretty sure that 6 shot revolver fires somewhere in the neighborhood of like 17 rounds. HAHAHA

    • @SaltyD3plorable
      @SaltyD3plorable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahaha that's what I was thinking too it was cracking me the fuck up ! 🤣😂

    • @dislikedez
      @dislikedez 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your doubt in the gingerbread's +100 lit fastest reload skill will be your ultimate downfall.

  • @qrlip
    @qrlip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    0:19 ain’t nobody questioning the other things in the closet

    • @cadenjudah
      @cadenjudah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bruh

    • @sarapearl2384
      @sarapearl2384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Flesh light sponsored him and gave them to him

    • @jamesknight6486
      @jamesknight6486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cadenjudah Brun for what?

    • @cadenjudah
      @cadenjudah 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      James Knight '-'

    • @jamesknight6486
      @jamesknight6486 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cadenjudah what bruh

  • @HScreecHC
    @HScreecHC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    "This video is sponsored by: Raid..."
    Wait, wha-
    "...Shadow..."
    Don't say that...
    "Legends!"
    *NNNOOOOOOOOOOHH*

  • @choripan064
    @choripan064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    "Daddy! *smack!* Daddy please no! *smack 2* DADDY! *Rams over with car* DA-"
    Best scene ever.

    • @ajlee2168
      @ajlee2168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      no context needed honestly

    • @TheSlammurai
      @TheSlammurai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Are you narrating an amateur porn video?

    • @STOPPEDINCOLORADO
      @STOPPEDINCOLORADO 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheSlammurai Who features homicide in their porn?

    • @TheSlammurai
      @TheSlammurai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@STOPPEDINCOLORADO A Serbian Film?

  • @JYJnKumi
    @JYJnKumi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You making fun of her hitting her dead dad had me ROLLING. I legit had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard. 💀💀💀

  • @nomdeplume2213
    @nomdeplume2213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "Put your gun down"
    "Now you sound like my high school principal"
    EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING! 😂 right? Im sure everyone thought the same thing 😄

  • @greyblueme9711
    @greyblueme9711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Watching GG in a gingerbread costume isn't the content I subscribed for but it's the content I didn't know I needed.
    The costume was cute💕

  • @CaptainCW
    @CaptainCW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    16:09 best line in any movie ever

  • @jacksondestiny1
    @jacksondestiny1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    When he eats the "gingerbread man" - my brain couldnt take it - man I still feel like gaging 🤢🤢🤢 Also they let my man Brick DOWN - he saves them and they dont even try to return the favour lol

    • @michaelstevens7140
      @michaelstevens7140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I watched this weird film...and let me tell you:
      I am STILL not sure what I was watching. Idk whether to 😢, freak out, or laugh...or stick my head in the sand. It was just a beyond weird low budget B rated film which looks like something from the 90s. I won't watch it again. rsmfh on this one😣

    • @norcalin4349
      @norcalin4349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      #JusticeforBrick

    • @beatsbeercigarettes
      @beatsbeercigarettes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love how invested you got 😂

  • @stephanieborn3444
    @stephanieborn3444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I died when the closet door opened I was not expecting that at all tf.

  • @alexgray2039
    @alexgray2039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Watched this movie for the first time blasted out of my mind on magic mushrooms. I have never been the same.

  • @PinePrince
    @PinePrince 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    So did Gary’s ashes get mixed with the same dough with blood in it and that’s why it came to life because that would make a lot more sense? Correct me if I missed that part.

    • @Dingle-God1987
      @Dingle-God1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Yeah because mista GG said after he was executed, his ashes were sent to his mother so that person in the hood who put the gingerbread seasoning on the doorstep was his mom and the gingerbread seasoning was actually his ashes. So when she mistaken Millard's ashes for gingerbread seasoning and put it in the mixer, when Brick ( and yes his name is Brick ) cut his arm and his blood fell into the mixer so now the combination of blood, dough, and ashes created Millard the killer gingerbread man. Yeah this is big brain time 🧠

    • @alanalves7649
      @alanalves7649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The oven is also striked by a lightning while is baking the cookie

    • @Lukas7655Gaming
      @Lukas7655Gaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@alanalves7649 and it turns out that oven had a voodoo curse placed on it 369 years ago by indian shamens.

    • @wariot707
      @wariot707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Dingle-God1987 actually millard ashes were mixed with gingerbread mix.

    • @BBaaaaa
      @BBaaaaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Lukas7655Gaming shamens?

  • @sphynxunicorn
    @sphynxunicorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I wasn’t really paying attention and thought the name was “gingerbread man”, so y’all can bet I was very confused when I thought I heard “gingerdad man”

  • @user-iy8ks3ke9y
    @user-iy8ks3ke9y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "THE VILLAIN HAS REVEALED HIMSELF!"
    *6 minute long add*

  • @elusivids8155
    @elusivids8155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    why does the gingerbread man look like the baby grinch

  • @danaroos4341
    @danaroos4341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I lost it when dude burps then says "got milk?" That was so bad I didnt think the movie would stoop that low so I didnt expect it at all

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now they're ripping off Garfield: The Movie, who does that?!

  • @parisgreen4600
    @parisgreen4600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So I'm old enough to remember Gary Busey in his heyday. Besides Lethal Weapon, he also starred in "The Buddy Holly Story" and a nifty low-budget thriller called "Hider in the House." He also did an episode of one of the "Law & Order" franchises where he basically played a fictionalized version of Robert Blake (that is, a washed-up star who allegedly kills his wife) and he was really good in that.

  • @shaylamorgan6588
    @shaylamorgan6588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    The people making this movie was high on ginger

  • @jacob9110
    @jacob9110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "mom do you ever get that not so fresh feeling you know down there?"😂😂

  • @TheMediaRaptor
    @TheMediaRaptor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    There’s nine movies with Gongerdead Man.
    These three, then Gingerdead Man vs Evil Bong, then the next five Evil Bong sequels.
    Why do I waste my life watching these films?

    • @Dingle-God1987
      @Dingle-God1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well to be fair I think gingerbread man is supposed to be a legit horror film but evil bong is a bit of a pisstake because it's a horror comedy film about an evil alcohol

    • @alexgray2039
      @alexgray2039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ingesting copious amounts of LSD and these movies are my teenage years in a nutshell.

    • @TikkyNoSurname
      @TikkyNoSurname 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Oh wait, that's not a joke with the nine movies?

    • @TheMediaRaptor
      @TheMediaRaptor 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TikkyNoSurname nope

    • @TikkyNoSurname
      @TikkyNoSurname 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TheMediaRaptor
      Damn.

  • @Katie-ws7xp
    @Katie-ws7xp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "Someone call the cookie monsta he's out of a job"

  • @AstalgicR6
    @AstalgicR6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    “they believe chiropractors cure can cancer” well played mista GG

    • @Peanut_taco_muffin
      @Peanut_taco_muffin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      aj dumont that doesn’t look quite like the quote...

    • @manasseh7
      @manasseh7 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Britt Conester lmfao😂

    • @kodie6099
      @kodie6099 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🙄

  • @GrandDaddyCough
    @GrandDaddyCough 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    15:24 even the guy stepped back and was like "oww my ear"

  • @tessaclaire1152
    @tessaclaire1152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Ok but why does this movie remind me of someone trying to recreate child’s play (a killer with a sense of humour, that’s about it really)

    • @oddcontent5152
      @oddcontent5152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tessa White Plus they both have a killer that pretty much possesses a random object through blood

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Odd Content that are also small objects related with Christmas.

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Odd Content and on another note, it's not even the killer's blood.

  • @ijustwannacomment2179
    @ijustwannacomment2179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    GG has a whole special human being to take care of and he spends money on the suit, just for us

  • @jamessadler9180
    @jamessadler9180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ngl the whole daddy no skit was pure genius from mistas ggs part

  • @veemarie03
    @veemarie03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    am I the only one who is dying when he said “brick flare”?? 😂😂😂

  • @SpencersCensor
    @SpencersCensor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Mista GG in a gingerbread man costume cured my depression

  • @maggieristick2810
    @maggieristick2810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    16:19, 11 bullets coming out of a 6 round revolver? Sounds legit

  • @jasoncollins5504
    @jasoncollins5504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    You still have the smoothest sponsor transition's my dude.
    14:00 I can't stop laughing at that.

  • @daddychill9371
    @daddychill9371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Damn mista gg is the thiccest gingerbread man I’ve ever seen

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dat stache doe

    • @theggukster5302
      @theggukster5302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A thic Mexican man😔👏🏽

    • @dicecore8491
      @dicecore8491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Herb Tenderson thicc*

    • @AmberAmber
      @AmberAmber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Herb Tenderson it's spelled that way when someone's thick in a sexy way.
      It's a commonly utilized vernacular.

    • @AmberAmber
      @AmberAmber 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Herb Tenderson Vernacular often takes years before - or if - its entry into a dictionary. I'm not trying to dismiss you. I was explaining why it was spelled in such a way. Peace for real.

  • @ryanlewis8975
    @ryanlewis8975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When I was little I saw this at blockbuster and it terrified me. Somehow I remember that cover and all the memories are coming back

  • @paragonrobbie9270
    @paragonrobbie9270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "Our sponsor.....R-"
    *AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

  • @colonelsanders4937
    @colonelsanders4937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    “The real villain has revealed himself” had me wheezing and still makes me cackle

  • @xxxtrigger3024
    @xxxtrigger3024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    18:44 i cant breatheeee idk why i found this so funny. "Hi how are you"🤣

  • @cako666
    @cako666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    Mista GG really rocking that reverse hitler mustache

    • @irenekay7934
      @irenekay7934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is an underrated comment

    • @lilblock3564
      @lilblock3564 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@irenekay7934 its a stolen one

    • @Dingle-God1987
      @Dingle-God1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He looks more like a Mexican Mario than a reversed Hitler

    • @cako666
      @cako666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Dingle-God1987 its reverse hitler. Hitler had hair in the middle, skin on the sides. Gg has hair on the sides and skin on the middle. So, reverse hitler mustache.

    • @Dingle-God1987
      @Dingle-God1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      so what thats my opinion and that's yours so, letsa go😏

  • @teaforthepoor
    @teaforthepoor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I would like to note that I watched this movie with my Dad as a teen because we have a sick sense of humour, and I still think about this movie to this day

  • @TheZipperDragon
    @TheZipperDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    14:40
    "Is it bad?"
    "Do I take it out or do I leave it in?"
    "She was never the sharpest knife in the drawer."
    "Now it's time to meet your maker, at the hands of the butcher bak-" Hang on, I didn't write this-OH MY GO-*CHOMP*

  • @NerderDame
    @NerderDame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I love how you can see the guy's hand who's puppeteering the gingerbread man when he's holding the gun

  • @matthew5145
    @matthew5145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    16:18 That was a six shooter, that held 13 bullets, including the two shots from from before.

    • @moonman7684
      @moonman7684 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not all revolvers are "6 shooters"

    • @matthew5145
      @matthew5145 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moonman7684 I've never heard of a 13 shooter, revolvers usually have 5 or 6, but can hold up to 8.

    • @moonman7684
      @moonman7684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@matthew5145 well actually 10 and 12 shot revolvers exist but I'm just saying not all revolvers are 6 shooters.

    • @matthew5145
      @matthew5145 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moonman7684 revolvers are commonly referred to as 'six shooters' because most hold 6 or 5 rounds, I know there are revolvers that can hold more, but the revolver shown in the film seems to have 5 or 6 rounds. My comment wasn't meant to focus on the type of revolver, it was meant to focus on the absurd amount of bullets it held. I don't think a revolver that can hold 13 bullets even exists, but if it does the gun shown in the film sure as hell isn't it.

    • @TheSlammurai
      @TheSlammurai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@moonman7684 Look at that gun. Does it look like it has space for ten or twelve rounds? It looks like five or six to me.

  • @Vagitarian01
    @Vagitarian01 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Gary is quite the character. I was contracted to do electrical work at his place in Malibu, we were changing out all the outlets because the sea air corrodes certain metals in them. We got done with everything but the garage, which had an outlet overhead for the garage door. He was chillin on the couch watching Dr. Phil the whole time and was pretty cool with us. So I went to him and asked about the last outlet, his Mercedes was parked below it and I thought he would offer to move it, or at least toss us the keys to move it for him. He told us just to climb on top of it to change it out. Odd guy, but definitely cool.

  • @ketogorl
    @ketogorl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I cant take anything you say seriously when you're pointing with your gingerbread hand. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ChocolatecatGP
    @ChocolatecatGP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    I'm waiting for Raid: Shadow Legends to have a scandal.

    • @Penoatle
      @Penoatle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Data harvesting?

    • @ChocolatecatGP
      @ChocolatecatGP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Penoatle That's one possibility.

    • @sarahwright1395
      @sarahwright1395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I've heard accusations of fake reviews, but they're, as of yet, unsubstantiated

    • @xaviergarces3125
      @xaviergarces3125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You have to download the game through mistagg link. I downloaded the game, an then tried to get the goodies, but you HAVE to use his link for the benefits you get.

    • @ChocolatecatGP
      @ChocolatecatGP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@xaviergarces3125 What are you talking about?

  • @intdivisionbyzero
    @intdivisionbyzero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:49, that Nic Cage masterclass really paid off.

  • @ultimarx7772
    @ultimarx7772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    11:06 And that's when the idea for The Gingerdead Man vs Evil Bong was conceived.
    I'm serious. That's a real movie....

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      . . . Thank you

    • @TheMarioMan247
      @TheMarioMan247 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope Mista GG review Evil Bong
      JUST to review that movie