LOSE SOME WEIGHT, B*TCH! (Obscure 1960s soul music)

Here, we have another newly rediscovered, once thought lost AI classic from the great "Bunk Hopkins", the Detroit soul crooner who brought you the mega hit "I Loved You Baby ('Til You Got Fat)". This followup single, released in summer of 1962, charted in the top ten for two months straight, and it became an anthem for many disillusioned married men across the country and world. Bunk was married 22 times before his eventual death in 1990, most all of them ending in divorce, always on his own accord, and always for reasons regarding weight gain. Today, we again honor the man and his fantastic musical legacy.
Lyrics:
(verse)
Mmm baby, we done had fifteen good years, been through it all, laughter and tears
When we met, you was the hottest b*tch in town, yeah all them boys they wanted to get down
You be treatin' me right, you do my clothes and clean, yeah and you's the best damn cook I ever did see
But lately honey, there's somethin' that I just can't ignore, somethin that makes my boner just go limp to the floor
Cause see, used to be you was all curves and double D's, but now you's puttin' on weight and it's like everything done turned to straight cottage cheese
See baby, I know you love me good and you treat me right, but 'less you drop some of that lard my ass gonna be outta sight
Mmm yeah
Lose some weight, b*tch! (Lose some weight, b*tch)
Baby, your neck done disappeared without a trace, and when you walk the house it's like a god-damn earthquake done hit this place
Mm yeah, I said lose some weight, b*tch! (Lose some weight b*tch)
Get that ass to runnin', do whatever you gots to do, cause honey if I gotta look at them fat rolls too much longer me and you we's damn well through
Yeah, once upon a time you looked like a movie star, and now b*tch you lookin' like you can barely fit into that car
Honey, yo ass so fat you 'bout need your own zip code, yeah that ass so fat when you walk you be leavin' behind pot holes
And now baby, how can we get down? You'd smother my ass and I'd be six feet down
See, them cankles and two chins they done got me shook, yeah and I'm 'bout to pack my sh*t, get in that car and book
Mmm honey, you done got me sayin'...
Now baby I'm packin' up my sh*t and I'm gettin' outta town, I done decided for your fat ass I just can't stick around
Once upon a time, you was lookin' juicy as all hell, and now your ass done turned into a two-ton whale
So yeah, I'm up and headin' out, I'll be tryin' my luck down the road and figurin' sh*t out
You'll wake up tomorrow and yeah I'll just be gone, free from your lard ass and movin' right along
But don't cry for me baby, cause hopefully pretty soon I'll be livin' it up and gettin' down with some fine-ass ladies
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[@orvelorten5586]

Bunk had another huge weight song called " Told a bitch to move her ass and it took 2 wheelbarrows ". Ah good times great memories.

[@EGH181]

AI is just too damn good. This made my day

[@JamesCruzReynoso]

Everytime she walks it's like an Earthquake ' lol

[@TopOfTheLinenTN]

Ozempic needs to acquire the rights to this song😅

[@TyroneThomas-iz4si]

This is a stress reliever 😂😂😂😂

[@irishjib]

My grandmother was a huge Bunk Hopkins fan! This is so much better on vinyl

[@Copperman.Studios]

Tell it like it is! Magnificent!

[@christhrasher9892]

Never forget his hit single "Steamed Hams"!

[@mattk3578]

Hell yeah Miss Dibeetus

[@ElmonLarry]

Tell it like it is Mr Watson

[@johnconstantine1130]

fun fact, Reginald Watson and Bunk used to hang in the same circles

[@ForgottenGrooves]

They sure did

[@craigstanton2376]

They should duet

[@actionsub]

And mentored the great Cornelius "Backhand" Jackson!

[@drexelmildraff7580]

I believe this was the theme song for Weight Watchers commercials in the '60s. Correct me, if I'm mistaken.

[@ForgottenGrooves]

@@drexelmildraff7580 It was. Bunk was one of the co-founders of the program

[@johnmuscia8499]

Brilliant 😂

[@kobkfighter3203]

Double Big Mac beech. Bunk setting it straight..

[@haroldchancellor4657]

Wow

[@salviaspuzzle]

A cottage cheese reference. You went there...🤢🤮 🤣🤣

[@christianmohr2993]

Cottage cheese 😂🤣

[@RaphaelSoifer-be3sn]

😂😊

[@natalieshannon7659]

Like the man didn't gain some weight himself! SMH! Also the man got bald. The man has a spare tire. Should write a song about a women yelling about he husband got fat and bald.

[@timd240]

Is this AI generated?

[@1049mike]

AI music

[@1049mike]

Musicians beware

[@joeb9135]

ai so bad