Okay, seriously, letting them nail your skinny ass to a cross so you can resurrect yourself 3 days later is a bit much when all he needed was even a public defender. In every account that's the hardest I've seen a judge work to not convict But then he would've lost that particular flex
@@lindseyshupee I said he himself doesn't fear either because of the length didn't I? Still 1000 Days, that's what a little over/under 3 Years? Some prison sentences last longer and/or are for life so that'd be actually quite quick when you get down to brass tacks.
Please tell me your near Woonsocket rhode island lmao and if you get it on radio , I need to know cause this would be gold 🤣 like I need this to happen and see or hear the reactions.
Also if your not near me and know of a way I could hear the radio station you air it on, I need to know. I'm addicted to this ai music now and I need this in my life🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@TraceguyRune No? Two things. One, BC leads directly into AD. The new calender starts with Jesus being born, so it wasn't "thousands of years before." And two, it was traditionally 1 AD. "0 AD" doesn't exist because you can't have a zeroth year of a new dating system.
Actual Jesus of Nazareth: "PBOP! That's not ME, you're high on some bad meth and that's some junkie who wandered out from under an interstate overpass! Listen for once!
I let jesus take the wheel & he crashed the car that would have made a 70s & 80s comedy movie in way of smokey & the bandit about a drunk dude being to drunk to drive and he allows jesus to drive but ends up getting into a high speed chase from the police and state troopers through 7 states
This was Pastor Fenstermacher's favorite song from Vacation Bible School back in the 70s- so many valuable life lessons and religious implications we discussed and examined as youngsters. I'll never forget those days
When Jesus tells you to flee the scene, you flee the damn scene. And when Jesus tells you to get rid of the evidence, you get rid of the damn evidence. And when Jesus tells you to get rid of the witnesses, you damn well better get rid of the witnesses. Because Jesus loves you.
"Youre lucky I dont fight your ass and ask you how my fist tastes!" Dude... you probably dont wanna pick a fight with a guy that chased crooked merchants out of a holy temple with a fucking makeshift whip!
@@dontaylor7315 Of course this IS a 2024 "AI" generated tune, So I had to adjust the time scale. And I was a grown ass man in the late 1970s. LOL. Uber ITSELF didn't exist in the 20th Century. We used something called a "taxicab", That you ACTUALLY got using a rotary phone!
Last time I laughed this hard at a song, Weird Al was still releasing albums. I fully welcome our machine overlords, at least they have a sense of humor.
Ren I love your story, voice and your music 🖤🖤🖤 Thank you so much I have. The original sample already downloaded, but can't wait to hear the revamp.🖤🖤🖤 Please keep speaking your truth
There are two variations of this song in my head. 1. Jesus actually showed up and took the wheel and crashed the car. 2. This guy is drunker then drunk and hallucinated the entire thing while crashing his car.
While I’m very religious, very church going, to the point of twice a week, I’ll give it to you, this song is great. Found this song absolutely gut bursting.
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Jesus turned water into wine. He drank way too much water to drive.
🤣
Saw him turn all the water in a man's body into wine. I still hear the screams.
It's great you commented on your own music. For this amazing song
man i'm going to hell for laughing at this too hard lmao
Cheeky bastard just orders water and bread. He gets smashed on the water and pushes the breadbasket to you with the words “eat me punk”.
Lmfao
Jesus ain't even got a license! There goes your insurance bro.
Monday
How would you even begin to explain what happened to your insurance agent?
This is proper use of AI
I was against AI but good Lord if this is the result, I'm all for it. This is the funniest shit I've heard in ages
@@windblownleaf6450don’t fear Ai because we won’t be alive by the time destroys the world
Listen to I fought a child with Johnny something or other.
Listen to I faught a kangaroo
@@windblownleaf6450 This isn't even AI.
"Dude, you're gonna kill me. I'm not like you, i won't come back to life" funniest shit i've heard in the song 🤣🤣
Anybody else notice that on the cover, Jesus is driving the opposite direction of the rest of the traffic?
😂
Also Jesus left hand has two thumbs
Yes. I guess that explains the expressions on their faces.
That's why Jesus is doing 20 to 10 in the state pen...
Well ain´t that very jesuslike of him. Fight the System!!! ...wenigstens 'n bisschen. ;)
He just gets angrier and angrier
Yep, he's getting there!😹😹😹
That face has me rolling!
Well, I think most people would be pissed off if Jesus' drunk a** totaled their damn car.
Thats the funniest part
I would too
Stop taking the wheel, Jesus. I'm trying to drive
Same.
@@cosmiccowboy_ Guess where your going????? Tehehe
Jesus doesn't fear death or prisons. The man can get himself out of both in 3 days tops.
Okay, seriously, letting them nail your skinny ass to a cross so you can resurrect yourself 3 days later is a bit much when all he needed was even a public defender. In every account that's the hardest I've seen a judge work to not convict
But then he would've lost that particular flex
yet he let John rot on Patmos for 100 years just for lols. someone needs to look closer at this guy's tendencies
um but doesn't it say somewhere that a day with jesus is like a thousand years... so that's.... three thousand years LOL
@@lindseyshupee I said he himself doesn't fear either because of the length didn't I? Still 1000 Days, that's what a little over/under 3 Years? Some prison sentences last longer and/or are for life so that'd be actually quite quick when you get down to brass tacks.
"My hands must be a temple, BECAUSE THOSE FISTS ARE OPEN BAR !!!"
-JC
He tried to drive the car aCROSS the water.
He may walk on water but he doesn't hydroplane well.
You nailed that one
@@Leafer55 lol ✝️
Just looked closer at the picture and saw tail lights … realizing that Jesus is driving on the wrong side. JFC
there is no wrong or right way, there is only the Lord's way
I so want to sneak this onto my local country station.
That would be absolutely fucking hilarious. And the FCC would be all over their ass. 😆
Go for it 😂
Please tell me your near Woonsocket rhode island lmao and if you get it on radio , I need to know cause this would be gold 🤣 like I need this to happen and see or hear the reactions.
Also if your not near me and know of a way I could hear the radio station you air it on, I need to know. I'm addicted to this ai music now and I need this in my life🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@michellepimental1996 I somewhat recently went to Woonsocket for a Johnny Cash tribute concert at that fancy-ass theatre.
I didn't know they had Uber in the 70s.
They didn't.
Yeah it’s in the style. Not meant to actually trick people into thinking it actually WAS from the 70’s.
*Jewber
I'm guessing you didn't know its AI
I feel so sorry for your comment attracting all the people who don't recognize a joke holy shit.
His blood is wine...
@@SentientSingularity goddamn right it is
Way over the limit. WAAAY OVER.
Transubstantiation.
Peter Griffin: Wait, is THIS[sacramental wine] really the Blood of Christ?!
Priest: Yes
Peter: Oh man, Jesus must've been wasted 24 hours a day! 🥴
I've been laughing at this for, like, five minutes straight. The cover alone...
I've been laughing too but now im just listening casually chillin to it
The picture is fucking epic.
Thats what you get for drinking yourself into a walking blackout, meeting some dude named Jesús at a bar, and fhen letting Jesús drive your car.
@@brianwesley28 only in Shendo ,Julio was there too. Jeorje was tucked in for the night.
“I Pray to God, His Son, wouldn’t crash” goes hard as fuck in the paint.
Paint???
@0_dearghealach_083 hood slang.
Still better than 99% of country made today
Is this ai?
@bobhope4949 I don't know for sure but I think so
If I'm wrong someone please correct me
@bobhope4949 ya it is I believe it is udio it's free to use and on Google
@@NoroiNekoBitsy Yeh, this is AI. The AI shitpost parody music revolution is in full swing 😂
Nah, this isn't A.I. this is an unpublished song from Johnny Cash
I'd never let Jesus take the wheel. We'd probably get pulled over by Romans or something.
Never let him drive in Romania 😭
Jesus: “Remember: No Aramaic.”
😂😂😂😂😂
In what- a chariot chasing the car down?? Roman road police??
Lawl
@@0_dearghealach_083 Reminds me of a skit The Critic did with Spartacus meets The Dukes of Hazard.
" 1:10 I said Jesus, you need to slow-the-fo-the-fuck-down." Hard as FUCK.
😂
@@AnAdorableWombat1 Love ya fam.
But he looked at me, and pressed on the gas, he wasn't fucking around!
Well yeah, dude was born in like 30 BC, he doesn't know how to drive
Exactly! And I think once someone reaches over 1000, they should be required to retest regularly for their license.
My brother in Christ, the calendar is literally based on his birth
0AD actually. BC was thousands of years before the birth of christ.
@@TraceguyRune No? Two things. One, BC leads directly into AD. The new calender starts with Jesus being born, so it wasn't "thousands of years before." And two, it was traditionally 1 AD. "0 AD" doesn't exist because you can't have a zeroth year of a new dating system.
he's meant to be all-knowing, that's no excuse
Catholics pray to St. Christopher when driving.
He carried Jesus home drunk once.
Nice man.
St. Christopher is said to have carried a child across a river, and once they made it to the other side, the child revealed himself to be Jesus.
@@hunterhansen79But how drunk was he?
Get bent. Hell is forever.
@@PersonOfTheInternet280 I thought it was Jared, or you just being your typical poser. Strike a pose you model A
You know shit is serious when the passenger is wearing a seat belt in the 70's.
Actual Jesus of Nazareth: "PBOP! That's not ME, you're high on some bad meth and that's some junkie who wandered out from under an interstate overpass! Listen for once!
*jesus walking out of the bar ready to drive his friends home* where’s PBOP? Guess he drive home, hope he’s OK.”
It was Brian actually.
We are playing this song at church this Sunday with the praise team haha
😂😂😂😂😂
Jesus is all about love each other and stuff, but he's a shitty designated driver.
Yea, letting a Jewish man from year zero to drive is probably not a good idea.
lol
in a unusual twist of events, the local church would probably be willing to provide bail money
I let jesus take the wheel & he crashed the car that would have made a 70s & 80s comedy movie in way of smokey & the bandit about a drunk dude being to drunk to drive and he allows jesus to drive but ends up getting into a high speed chase from the police and state troopers through 7 states
Lmfao 😂😂 That Would Be A Classic If It Was A Movie .
Dammit, now I wish this was real. I'd absolutely pay to watch that
One day AI will be able to do it. Might be a few extra fingers and mis-spelled words and some car models might be suspect but it will be worth it.
@@patrickhernandez785 The Dukes of Heavven
@@wagahagwa6978 cokey & the commandment
Ha, ha, jokes on him. He was so drunk he didn't realize it was Satan trolling him.😈
Nah, Satan's actually a good driver
The cover art alone had me howling. It could be a poster to an amazing movie!!
I knew a severely manic depressive religious man,
Claims he lets jesus take the wheel, this song describes pretty much his life decisions
Tbh it's kinda your fault for thinking a 1st century woodworker could drive a car
Mad Messiah- Road Rager of the Resurrection
The sent to the hospital with a fracture part is so funny when you realize Jesus could have healed it but couldn't be arsed.
you better let me get into heaven for this shit
"Jesus fuckin Christ you're gonna kill me I'm not like you i won't come back to life" 😅🤣👌🏼
I like the look in their eyes. Dude in the hat looks terrified, Jesus looks like he's about ready to say "hold my beer".
"I know that you can walk on the water, Jesus, but the real question is . . . can you drive on 16 beers?"
My Jesus likes to party
0:27!!!!!! Thank you so much!!!! I NEEDED this laugh today!!!!!
This was Pastor Fenstermacher's favorite song from Vacation Bible School back in the 70s- so many valuable life lessons and religious implications we discussed and examined as youngsters. I'll never forget those days
When Jesus tells you to flee the scene, you flee the damn scene.
And when Jesus tells you to get rid of the evidence, you get rid of the damn evidence.
And when Jesus tells you to get rid of the witnesses, you damn well better get rid of the witnesses.
Because Jesus loves you.
I can't believe nobody has made this joke it's so obvious and hilarious.
The title alone cracked me up
You AI guys are insane! Jizzing out one crazy banger after another, this is going to turn the music industry completely upside down!
We say "Let Jesus take the wheel" but we always forget he was born thousands of years ago, he doesn't know how to drive.
"Youre lucky I dont fight your ass and ask you how my fist tastes!"
Dude... you probably dont wanna pick a fight with a guy that chased crooked merchants out of a holy temple with a fucking makeshift whip!
One of the best examples of AI art I've seen. Bravo.
I have not laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you. And I love that picture.
Thank you for all your work I haven’t laughed this hard that I am crying. My neighbors think I am more crazy now. Good stuff thank you.
Jesus in a Smokey and the Bandit movie.
JESUS DROVE FOR UBER IN THE 70S
Luckily he didn't get any passengers because there was no Uber app in the '70s.
"The drunk guy was an afthole to lend jesus his GD car"😂😂
@@dontaylor7315 In the '70s you needed to use a rotary phone to get an Uber. Not an "app" but a string of digits!
@@jamesslick4790 Omygod that's killing me!😆😂😅
@@dontaylor7315 Of course this IS a 2024 "AI" generated tune, So I had to adjust the time scale. And I was a grown ass man in the late 1970s. LOL. Uber ITSELF didn't exist in the 20th Century. We used something called a "taxicab", That you ACTUALLY got using a rotary phone!
I’m fucking crying dude you made my day 🤣
He wasnt FUKING around!! I’ve been laughing for the past 15 min 😭🤣
I have no idea why this showed up to me, but I am glad it did.
Jesus had a little to much wine in his body
You should have asked Anubis to drive instead. He's a good driver, but he likes to stick his head out the window while he drives.
All i see is Luke Skywalker in cowboy clothes looking like he's praying to the force that Jesus doesnt crash 😂
Don't trust him with a car. Not to mention the nails probably make the pedals stick. He drove mules.
Amazing song! Great job. 😂
AI revolutionizing country music was not on my bingo card for 2024, but it's welcome?
I like how the art implies that Jesus is also driving the wrong way on the road in addition to everything else.
The title art is GOLD.
Jesus: "Where's the foot-holes?"
Based on their eyeballs, Jesus & his partner riding shotgun are both tweaking HARD!
Last time I laughed this hard at a song, Weird Al was still releasing albums.
I fully welcome our machine overlords, at least they have a sense of humor.
I love how the other cars facing backwards
Remember everyone :
God is beer ;
people is good…
& Jesus is craaazzzyyyy
Bro I'm blast this in town 🔥 😂
Bro thank you for the like comments bro you made my day
the look on their faces is as good as the song! 🤣💀
🤣 Ha !!! Hella Funny !!! Cheers from Austin, Texas 🤠
Idk if you your a Longhorns fan or not but go Longhorns 🤘
This song is absolutely amazing ❤ this is one of the songs that inspired me to write funny songs! Thank you!
It's 8:04 PM and I'm cry laughing at a song about Jesus crashing a car
Ren I love your story, voice and your music 🖤🖤🖤
Thank you so much I have.
The original sample already downloaded, but can't wait to hear the revamp.🖤🖤🖤
Please keep speaking your truth
Always got me home
I’ve been crying for the past 15-20 minutes! God this made my day! Hahahaha
Jesus was the only uber driver in the 1970's
if he crashed...
where was he gonna go?
Detroit?..
I want this video’s image as my poster.
That’d be so dope.
Made it about halfway through before my blasphemy limit was reached.
no worries, Kflashcarr888, god is imaginary
The song tries to hard to be funny! Too many lyrics!
The image is freaking hilarious! Lol
Jesus is telling me to flee the scene but i don't run fast
Jesus could simply teleport himself and passenger away before cops arrive. Then vanish the car to a garage shiny and new! He's Jesus.😊
This was the song my dad chose for his funeral i love you, dad.
Jesus loves good humor and I will bet you a nickel that he laughed his ass off the first time he heard this one.
"Now I'm not one for blasphemy, but that one made me chuckle a little bit."
- Morgan Freeman, Bruce Almighty.
god that art just tells a fucking story, like this is the climax of the Movie where Ted and Jesus go on a wild Blues Brothers Chase
Jesus could not even drive three nails into a wooden cross. How is he supposed to drive my man's whip home from the bar?
There are two variations of this song in my head.
1. Jesus actually showed up and took the wheel and crashed the car.
2. This guy is drunker then drunk and hallucinated the entire thing while crashing his car.
While I’m very religious, very church going, to the point of twice a week, I’ll give it to you, this song is great. Found this song absolutely gut bursting.
this is great man!!!
This song has turned me into a believer. Hallelujah!
Love that it's done in the style of 70's comical country tunes.
This is Jesus after he came back from Vietnam
"im not like you i won't come back" 😂😂😂
This issa technically issa christmas song kEk
AI is good for something.
I love this song and plan to play it in church this sunday.
Jesus took the wheel and never gave it back
I would so hang out in this honky tonk
I love how he basically states that they've done this more than once.
I can't stop giggling. I want to send this to my minister mother but oh sweet god...
I haven't laughed so hard in such a long time, I don't know if I'm gonna be able to go to sleep 😂