[Vinesauce] Joel - NES Drug Games
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 เม.ย. 2016
- You'll got to hell before you die, please.
Date streamed: 20 Apr , 2016
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"Name one turtle that has amounted to anything in soceity" I can name four: Leonardo, Donetello, Raphael and Michelangelo
exactly.
turtle soup
get souped
polnareff :v
+Suhkma Dheek Franklin
"Ricky needs to learn to respect other peoples' property" - the guy who was not five minutes ago skateboarding across people's roofs and windowsills
With violence anything is possible
-Joel 2016
*ewerything
"Yes smoke urethra dick drugs"
- Joel 2016
"I'll inject a pizza pie into my cock vein. That'll get me high."
""Don't snort memes up your cockhole" ~ Joel Windows 10 Destruction
"Yes smoke urethra dick, drugs"
~ Joel "Vargskelethor" 2016
that is how you sentences to make them.
this is gentle what man a say would.
Sai DESGRAÇA please grammar correct your
The true Troll talking what you about are?
At is it 13:17, by way the.
Remember kids, if someone gives you drugs remember to say thanks! Drugs are expensive!
+Deku Kitty sell them
Best comment
"This one rat keeps throwing cocaine balls at me"
If this was heard out of context, one may think Joel has lost his sanity entirely.
pretty sure he already has 😂
...I'll try to say this, one day, randomly whil walking down the street... someone is going to hear, and that someone will feel this way
"you're a squirrel, can't you just fly home?" - Joel 2016
2:35 "Who's Ricky Rat? Who's Toby Turtle? Who the fuck are you?"
+Rete 94 ech!
I'm wood
I'm bone's bones
WHAT WHAT THE FUCK.
"With the power of PCP I can now Time-travel"
Sounds like ZA WARUDO to me
+EpicNinjaNerd7 UNKLE YOBEL. Stand: PCP
Can I have some? :)
Dio's stand freezes time
Joel's stand is PCP rewind
JOEL IS DIO!!
Fucking with time via drugs? Sounds more like Diavolo to me.
Totally True Fact: Doc Brown actually powered the flux capacitor with handfuls of PCP. That's how he managed time travel.
Which is why he cant get to the future when he was sent to the 1800s
"Stealing is bad and gets you into more trouble than it's worth....UNLESS YOU GET AWAY WITH IT!"
-Joel
I've been to hell and I haven't died yet. You see, Hell is actually a town in Michigan. And they make some pretty good ice cream.
macaroni.tech heh
It is a nice place!
Hell, Norway is nicer in my opinion.
Hell, Norway freezes over every year. explains the common weird stuff in the Scandinavia area.
"You don't do grass, you won't take pills. You won't even smoke a cigarette! What do you like?"
"Man, I like GIRLS."
Well we'll fix that soon with Joel's new campaign "Just say yaoi!"
@@yellowcrash10 no.
Yes.
Shitpost - o - Matic Nyes
When does it say that? I wanna see that
I can bet my left asscheek that chat most likely couldn't shut up about JonTron.
Vinesauce superior
Normal Boots inferior
#JustSayYaoi
If you are the Doomguy, you WILL go to hell before you die. MANY TIMES!
Just say yis kids
Yis dad
+Jon The Pretty OK Guy Just say Y A O I
+Popcorn Funk Just say YIFF
HardeQ Just say onii-chan
Just say "Cringeworthy"
Maybe what Captain Lou was trying to say with "going to hell before you die" was that it would make your live miserable and a "living hell"
Life*
+Mr. Snufkin i think what he says is "go to help before you die" but he just didn't enunciate clear enough.
@@matsuii2850 I think he means if you do drugs, you feel like you’re actually in hell.
Seriously though Krokidil's terrifying. They say people addicted to it tend to only live for 2 or 3 years or so after starting it. Shit literally has gasoline, ethanol, paint thinner, and hydrochloric acid in it among other things.
So basically the drug contains all kinds of ingredients any living thing is not supposed to consume.
Boxes World
it also eats your skin off
Red And it will send you to Hell before you die
JUST
SAY
Y A *O* I!
Captain Lou, nooooooo!!!
JUST
SAY
YIS
just say ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) yaoi
yee
Starfall #justsayyaoi
0:51"Who needs mind altering substances with your decorating decisions, Mom? Last night I stayed up in my empty room praying for furniture, slowly going mad from the eye-numbing wallpaper. The colors started dancing, and I puked all over the wall. You probably can't even tell it's there, can you? Speaking of puke, you're probably going to regurgitate catchy drug rhymes at me while I leave instead of actually communicating. You can't do anything right. That's why dad's not wearing any fucking pants." -Seanbaby
Bad Moral time with Uncle Jobel
Premiers April 20th on ABC after Sesame Street
+pawg And a happy Columbine Day to you too.
+pawg we should make it a national holiday
Hey, nice profile picture! I love that game!
AVGN did it before Jontron guys, calm down.
the simpsons did it before avgn. The Simpsons always do it first
+neil robarge the creators did and tested the game before those guys could even play it, they won
Han solo shot first
+Yami Zetsubou I don't think anyone tested this.
Yeah I GUESS but like Joel said...
WHO CARES?!
When you were fixing the Wally Bear ending screen you could've made it say "it's wrong to say no" instead.
Little did he know the turtle just getting his meds and he died shortly after
What do you call a high gardener?
A weed whacker
+Lapis Riolazuli THE WEED IS WHACK YO
Lapis Riolazuli same goes for someone high jerking off in their lawn.
"with the power of pcp, I can time travel"
-jobenstein, 2016
My grandmother died tonight, yet Joel can still strike a smile in me, thank you Joel, for being such an uplifting person.
my condolences to you and your family
Angel Zabala rekt
JOEL!? HAVE YOU BEEN DOWNLOADING PCP AND KROKODIL AGAIN?!
+Kweh! Wark! And where have you been? Smoking that tumblr again? Lay off that shit. 'Bad for you.
Joel, I have to be honest, I suffer from real bad depression. I have some fucked up thoughts sometimes, and let me say this, you brighten my life. It's not even your comedy, It's just your presence, your voice. It helps me, it makes me feel like I'm in the same room with a good friend, which I don't have too many of. But thank you for every stream you've ever done. Thank you Joel.
I found something amazing out
cocain will always be your freind
Right in the feels.
I've been in a dark place myself and reading that something makes your day a little brighter, warms my heart. I wish you the best of luck and there is a light in the darkness and people care about you. :)
+Raytastic Cocain will always be there for you
that's the same with me last year In school, nobody liked me. I was overall hated
the ''crossbow'' sign has that castlevania font.
"Yes, lord Megatron..." -Shockwave
NOT
EVEN
ONCE
+mikoto ROMANIA
ALL
THE
TIME
Cocaine cat for president 2016
2:36 Who's Ricky Rat? Who's Toby Turtle?
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
"Cocaine is really popular with uh... The same guy."
Aaron Rayner Sweet pfp. :3
Who's the artist?
Skateboarding home and got attacked by dracula? Well acid will do that sometimes.
+💊 のっぺら坊 - 四百二十 📼 don't skate on acid kids. unless you wanna ROLL THE FUCKING DICE
+💊 のっぺら坊 - 四百二十 📼 Dracula is Romanian :D
xX TK-576 Xx [BLU Alpha 4]
Definitely never do acid while skateboarding in Romania
Damn dracula country
💊 のっぺら坊 - 四百二十 📼 HEY!.....Romania Akbar.....
but if someone tries to touch you in a place, or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good.
First thing you do is you say YAOI.
25:33 *WHAT THINGS HAVE YOU SEEN JOEL, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!*
inb4 JonTron comments.
Speaking of which, where's my hands?
He didn't have enough time for it but Cap Lou was referring that you will go through hell over drugs. It's a slow painful death was what I think he was getting at but the ad was too short.
This is madness, why is that bear not wearing a helmet?
That's besides the point jok
I see that Joel knows the meaning of the true man's world.
#JustSayYaoi
kids don't do drugs or take rides with strangers, but it's okay to ride your skateboard across town all alone at night with no helmet on xD
An overlooked problem associated with drug use is the user's inability to finish anything they start. Especially prevalant in the youth of today. I'm 18 and I can promi
I see what you di
*****
I am sor
Dumb jo
CainBitterman
Which butt
CainBitterman
Ah OK now I g
just say Y A O I
21:30 Grand Dad says you're going to hell!
Before you die, too!
Talk to your Bonzi
porno?
Oh my god, did Joel watch Cartoon All-stars to the Rescue on stream?
"Name one turtle that as amended to society"
Franklin, that Tortoise and the Hare Living Books, Bowser?
I just had a hunch. What if Wally Bear and the No Gang is really hard with no checkpoints so that children will keep playing it from the beginning over and over and over, and read the anti-drug messages over and over and over so that they'll remember them really well?
Wally Bear looks like he's got some serious downs going on all over his face.
"Murder is OK if you do it like a ninja."
~Joel 2016
Just say, "yaoi."
Here's a *List of Games with Timestamps.*
0:00:00 - _Wally Bear & The NO Gang_
0:21:02 - *Sidebar:* "Captain Lou - WGBS Philly 57 'Just Say No' Drugs PSA" video
0:25:00 - _Wally Bear & The NO Gang_ (cont.)
0:33:18 - *Sidebar:* Making the _Wally Bear_ ending better
0:40:20 - *Sidebar:* _NARC_ (1988) and _NARC_ (2005)
0:41:33 - _NARC_ (NES) ⁽ᴬʷʷ ʸᶦˢ⁾
0:54:47 - *Sidebar:* _NARC_ (NES) overview and ending video
_NARC_ (arcade) overview and ending video
0:59:25 - *Sidebar:* Carts and cart art
1:02:12 - *Stream closing*
"With the power of PCP I can now time travel"
Well, that soundbyte is out there now
It's 4/20 and I need to blaze some code keem but I'll go to hell if I do
+allen richard
BLAZE CODE!?
NO PROB, YOU WANT THE JAVA POT OR C++ GANJA!?
yea gotta get that code keem zonetropper
oh it's a keemstar reference :(
I thought for a second there I had the most original programming code smoker
I think i'd go mad within hours if my wallpaper was literally just berries
My dad doesn't wear pants either.
*Urn falls over*
DAD!
JONTRON FOR THE WIIIIIN
YEAH JONTRON FOREVER, NICE REFERENCE THERE. 😆
Krokodil is a derivative of morphine. It has nothing to do with acid. The abscesses of skin come from the chemical byproducts that remain when it is synthesized. (Also to a lesser extent the gangrene you can contract)
No bear and the wally gang
Ed_ward Willy bear and the gang bang.
Yis bear and the wally gang 🐻
@@otakunthevegan4206 #JustSayYaoi
"toby! the hell dude? you already have a gang."
"you're a TURTLE, you aren't going to get anywhere in life without us"
He's a thug, one gang ain't enough.
"If you do drugs, you'll go to hell before you die"
Words of wisdom
Uncle Joel, that 'hell' is just an analogy of being in pain
Joel vs. Captain Lou And His Rabbi starts at 21:20
(The ending edit starts at 34:04)
Gilvasunner better make high quality rips of Wally
"Too Much Dracula."
- JoelTroel, 2016
This must have been quite the ninja stream, it completely slipped through my radar.
"Yes smoke urethra, dick drugs" Joel 2016
Going into cars with strangers is called Uber!
has anyone realized that wally has 3 shirts on in the main menu
"YAOI???" IM DEAD
"Oh! You can throw calzones!"
-Jole 2016
"You go to hell before you die" I guess he wasnt talking literaly, and was reffering to effects of drug overdose on the brain before death.
Oh god, that captain lou PSA, I remember seeing that thing over and over when vinesauce had the AP.
Mr Big: HOW DO EXPECT TO OUTRUN ME WHEN IM ALREADY HERE
I loved how a skateboarding bear desintegrates dogs with the power of pie
Calzones.
Favorite thing about Narc "YOU'RE BUSTED"
How fitting its uploaded on 4/20.
That's the point :|
I remembered watching this video when it was released, I was in highschool goddamn time is flying
I await the Priscilla yiff art.
your sick...
she might be too young
@@lionheart6176 eww a regular person, boring!
@@RoseFBN hey...i yiff 18+ you don't like it gtfo
" Just Say Yaoi"
-Captain Lou
YES YAOI- MY FAVOURITE TH-camR HAS FINALLY SAID IT. My life is complete.
Why do people like you exist.
Shitpost - o - Matic Dude. I was 13 at that time. You’re bringing back horrible memories.
Joel does all the drugs and then some before streaming
"This game just went from a perfect zero to a perfect ten... Is this real life?"
It is in fact a ball of cocaine
1:11 ZA WARUDO
Wally bear and the no gang turns into Braid... The magic of Joel
"It's the Cocaine Cat." Joel - 2016
My name is no, my sign is no, my number is no.
I just say no
You know, if a bear came in skateboarding through subway train trying to kill everyone in his path, and tried to talk me out of doing drugs... i'd probably say yes, and then take drugs anyway.
Fun fact: the signs that say “Shockwave” and “Crossbow” in Wally Bear are actually ads for other games made by the same company-Shockwave was a puzzle game, and Crossbow was a game that never ended up getting released (though an arcade game with the same title *was* released in 1983, so it’s safe to assume there was going to be an unlicensed NES port)
You had me at penile Italian food injections.
38:04 J. Wally: The Bear with Two Right Paws, wielding the Stand "Hanged Grizzly". He is the murderer of Toby Turtle's sister, Tina Turtle, who Toby is on a cross-country hunt to avenge her death.
Color palette: subway toilets
JOOONTRON
Wait there is part 2,idk i have stomach to do it
-Joel 2016
(still great youtuber)
>Game about drugs.
>Posted on 4/20
Anyone notice the name of the recommended video when he was watching Lou Albanos super mario drug video was called "ultimate squishing session with 50 funguys - fungus amongus", i have to know what that video was now.
Update: it's a video where a kid tests out a toy, still no clue why it was there.
your streams are the greatest to watch while drawing smut
+KerythDraws WHAT! WHAT THE FUCK!
are you drawing the hentais...if so link miz pls
+DragonTamer Cos its a bit more advanced than hentai, if youre brave
KerythDraws
how is that possible...
DragonTamer Cos you know about anthropomorphic animals?
KerythDraws
ok...never mind
Did uncle joal turn into a pirate when talking about Captain Lou's yaoi agenda?
When Joel says "and uh" it reminds me of when Lrr from Futurama would say his wifes name Ndnd.
Maybe Joel isn't the gentle uncle like Swedish man we all took him for..
“Level 2 was a subway stage in which Ricky the Rat threw heroine pills at you; seemed like a waste of perfectly good heroine
Hopping over heroine pills proved to be a synche given the game’s smooth gameplay mechanics and excellent controls” - Dave the Useless
*”Just say yis”*
That gotta be one of the greatest line of 2016 lmao
It seems the message of Wally Bear is that games are no fun with drugs.