0:51"Who needs mind altering substances with your decorating decisions, Mom? Last night I stayed up in my empty room praying for furniture, slowly going mad from the eye-numbing wallpaper. The colors started dancing, and I puked all over the wall. You probably can't even tell it's there, can you? Speaking of puke, you're probably going to regurgitate catchy drug rhymes at me while I leave instead of actually communicating. You can't do anything right. That's why dad's not wearing any fucking pants." -Seanbaby
Joel, I have to be honest, I suffer from real bad depression. I have some fucked up thoughts sometimes, and let me say this, you brighten my life. It's not even your comedy, It's just your presence, your voice. It helps me, it makes me feel like I'm in the same room with a good friend, which I don't have too many of. But thank you for every stream you've ever done. Thank you Joel.
I've been in a dark place myself and reading that something makes your day a little brighter, warms my heart. I wish you the best of luck and there is a light in the darkness and people care about you. :)
He didn't have enough time for it but Cap Lou was referring that you will go through hell over drugs. It's a slow painful death was what I think he was getting at but the ad was too short.
Just say, "yaoi." Here's a *List of Games with Timestamps.* 0:00:00 - _Wally Bear & The NO Gang_ 0:21:02 - *Sidebar:* "Captain Lou - WGBS Philly 57 'Just Say No' Drugs PSA" video 0:25:00 - _Wally Bear & The NO Gang_ (cont.) 0:33:18 - *Sidebar:* Making the _Wally Bear_ ending better 0:40:20 - *Sidebar:* _NARC_ (1988) and _NARC_ (2005) 0:41:33 - _NARC_ (NES) ⁽ᴬʷʷ ʸᶦˢ⁾ 0:54:47 - *Sidebar:* _NARC_ (NES) overview and ending video _NARC_ (arcade) overview and ending video 0:59:25 - *Sidebar:* Carts and cart art 1:02:12 - *Stream closing*
I just had a hunch. What if Wally Bear and the No Gang is really hard with no checkpoints so that children will keep playing it from the beginning over and over and over, and read the anti-drug messages over and over and over so that they'll remember them really well?
An overlooked problem associated with drug use is the user's inability to finish anything they start. Especially prevalant in the youth of today. I'm 18 and I can promi
Krokodil is a derivative of morphine. It has nothing to do with acid. The abscesses of skin come from the chemical byproducts that remain when it is synthesized. (Also to a lesser extent the gangrene you can contract)
Seriously though Krokidil's terrifying. They say people addicted to it tend to only live for 2 or 3 years or so after starting it. Shit literally has gasoline, ethanol, paint thinner, and hydrochloric acid in it among other things.
38:04 J. Wally: The Bear with Two Right Paws, wielding the Stand "Hanged Grizzly". He is the murderer of Toby Turtle's sister, Tina Turtle, who Toby is on a cross-country hunt to avenge her death.
Oh, my. Seems that Wally's world is the source for those birds from Birdemic. I mean, just look at 1:25 and how that bird goes from flying to hovering...just like in the movie! Not that birds in video games are usually your friend. In fact, in most, they tend to be your nightmare foe. But, there are so many here that just hate that bear.
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With violence anything is possible
-Joel 2016
*ewerything
"Yes smoke urethra dick drugs"
- Joel 2016
"I'll inject a pizza pie into my cock vein. That'll get me high."
""Don't snort memes up your cockhole" ~ Joel Windows 10 Destruction
"Ricky needs to learn to respect other peoples' property" - the guy who was not five minutes ago skateboarding across people's roofs and windowsills
"you're a squirrel, can't you just fly home?" - Joel 2016
Remember kids, if someone gives you drugs remember to say thanks! Drugs are expensive!
+Deku Kitty sell them
Best comment
"Name one turtle that has amounted to anything in soceity" I can name four: Leonardo, Donetello, Raphael and Michelangelo
exactly.
turtle soup
get souped
polnareff :v
+Suhkma Dheek Franklin
"This one rat keeps throwing cocaine balls at me"
If this was heard out of context, one may think Joel has lost his sanity entirely.
pretty sure he already has 😂
...I'll try to say this, one day, randomly whil walking down the street... someone is going to hear, and that someone will feel this way
"Stealing is bad and gets you into more trouble than it's worth....UNLESS YOU GET AWAY WITH IT!"
-Joel
"Yes smoke urethra dick, drugs"
~ Joel "Vargskelethor" 2016
that is how you sentences to make them.
this is gentle what man a say would.
Sai DESGRAÇA please grammar correct your
The true Troll talking what you about are?
At is it 13:17, by way the.
Totally True Fact: Doc Brown actually powered the flux capacitor with handfuls of PCP. That's how he managed time travel.
Which is why he cant get to the future when he was sent to the 1800s
"With the power of PCP I can now Time-travel"
Sounds like ZA WARUDO to me
+EpicNinjaNerd7 UNKLE YOBEL. Stand: PCP
Can I have some? :)
Dio's stand freezes time
Joel's stand is PCP rewind
JOEL IS DIO!!
Fucking with time via drugs? Sounds more like Diavolo to me.
0:51"Who needs mind altering substances with your decorating decisions, Mom? Last night I stayed up in my empty room praying for furniture, slowly going mad from the eye-numbing wallpaper. The colors started dancing, and I puked all over the wall. You probably can't even tell it's there, can you? Speaking of puke, you're probably going to regurgitate catchy drug rhymes at me while I leave instead of actually communicating. You can't do anything right. That's why dad's not wearing any fucking pants." -Seanbaby
Maybe what Captain Lou was trying to say with "going to hell before you die" was that it would make your live miserable and a "living hell"
Life*
+Mr. Snufkin i think what he says is "go to help before you die" but he just didn't enunciate clear enough.
@@matsuii2850 I think he means if you do drugs, you feel like you’re actually in hell.
2:35 "Who's Ricky Rat? Who's Toby Turtle? Who the fuck are you?"
+Rete 94 ech!
I'm wood
I'm bone's bones
WHAT WHAT THE FUCK.
"You don't do grass, you won't take pills. You won't even smoke a cigarette! What do you like?"
"Man, I like GIRLS."
Well we'll fix that soon with Joel's new campaign "Just say yaoi!"
@@yellowcrash10 no.
Yes.
Shitpost - o - Matic Nyes
When does it say that? I wanna see that
JUST
SAY
Y A *O* I!
Captain Lou, nooooooo!!!
JUST
SAY
YIS
just say ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) yaoi
yee
Starfall #justsayyaoi
Just say yis kids
Yis dad
+Jon The Pretty OK Guy Just say Y A O I
+Ｐｏｐｃｏｒｎ Ｆｕｎｋ Just say YIFF
HardeQ Just say onii-chan
Just say "Cringeworthy"
I've been to hell and I haven't died yet. You see, Hell is actually a town in Michigan. And they make some pretty good ice cream.
macaroni.tech heh
It is a nice place!
Hell, Norway is nicer in my opinion.
Hell, Norway freezes over every year. explains the common weird stuff in the Scandinavia area.
When you were fixing the Wally Bear ending screen you could've made it say "it's wrong to say no" instead.
My grandmother died tonight, yet Joel can still strike a smile in me, thank you Joel, for being such an uplifting person.
my condolences to you and your family
Angel Zabala rekt
Little did he know the turtle just getting his meds and he died shortly after
Bad Moral time with Uncle Jobel
Premiers April 20th on ABC after Sesame Street
+pawg And a happy Columbine Day to you too.
+pawg we should make it a national holiday
Hey, nice profile picture! I love that game!
Joel, I have to be honest, I suffer from real bad depression. I have some fucked up thoughts sometimes, and let me say this, you brighten my life. It's not even your comedy, It's just your presence, your voice. It helps me, it makes me feel like I'm in the same room with a good friend, which I don't have too many of. But thank you for every stream you've ever done. Thank you Joel.
I found something amazing out
cocain will always be your freind
Right in the feels.
I've been in a dark place myself and reading that something makes your day a little brighter, warms my heart. I wish you the best of luck and there is a light in the darkness and people care about you. :)
+Raytastic Cocain will always be there for you
that's the same with me last year In school, nobody liked me. I was overall hated
"with the power of pcp, I can time travel"
-jobenstein, 2016
25:33 *WHAT THINGS HAVE YOU SEEN JOEL, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!*
What do you call a high gardener?
A weed whacker
+Lapis Riolazuli THE WEED IS WHACK YO
Lapis Riolazuli same goes for someone high jerking off in their lawn.
the ''crossbow'' sign has that castlevania font.
"Yes, lord Megatron..." -Shockwave
JOEL!? HAVE YOU BEEN DOWNLOADING PCP AND KROKODIL AGAIN?!
+Kweh! Wark! And where have you been? Smoking that tumblr again? Lay off that shit. 'Bad for you.
but if someone tries to touch you in a place, or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good.
First thing you do is you say YAOI.
AVGN did it before Jontron guys, calm down.
+neil robarge the creators did and tested the game before those guys could even play it, they won
Han solo shot first
+Yami Zetsubou I don't think anyone tested this.
Yeah I GUESS but like Joel said...
WHO CARES?!
+neil robarge NO FEK OFF
Skateboarding home and got attacked by dracula? Well acid will do that sometimes.
+💊 のっぺら坊 - 四百二十 📼 don't skate on acid kids. unless you wanna ROLL THE FUCKING DICE
+💊 のっぺら坊 - 四百二十 📼 Dracula is Romanian :D
xX TK-576 Xx [BLU Alpha 4]
Definitely never do acid while skateboarding in Romania
Damn dracula country
💊 のっぺら坊 - 四百二十 📼 HEY!.....Romania Akbar.....
"Cocaine is really popular with uh... The same guy."
Aaron Rayner Sweet pfp. :3
Who's the artist?
He didn't have enough time for it but Cap Lou was referring that you will go through hell over drugs. It's a slow painful death was what I think he was getting at but the ad was too short.
Cocaine cat for president 2016
This is madness, why is that bear not wearing a helmet?
That's besides the point jok
NOT
EVEN
ONCE
+mikoto ROMANIA
ALL
THE
TIME
I see that Joel knows the meaning of the true man's world.
#JustSayYaoi
kids don't do drugs or take rides with strangers, but it's okay to ride your skateboard across town all alone at night with no helmet on xD
2:36 Who's Ricky Rat? Who's Toby Turtle?
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
just say Y A O I
inb4 JonTron comments.
Speaking of which, where's my hands?
"Murder is OK if you do it like a ninja."
~Joel 2016
Just say, "yaoi."
Here's a *List of Games with Timestamps.*
0:00:00 - _Wally Bear & The NO Gang_
0:21:02 - *Sidebar:* "Captain Lou - WGBS Philly 57 'Just Say No' Drugs PSA" video
0:25:00 - _Wally Bear & The NO Gang_ (cont.)
0:33:18 - *Sidebar:* Making the _Wally Bear_ ending better
0:40:20 - *Sidebar:* _NARC_ (1988) and _NARC_ (2005)
0:41:33 - _NARC_ (NES) ⁽ᴬʷʷ ʸᶦˢ⁾
0:54:47 - *Sidebar:* _NARC_ (NES) overview and ending video
_NARC_ (arcade) overview and ending video
0:59:25 - *Sidebar:* Carts and cart art
1:02:12 - *Stream closing*
I just had a hunch. What if Wally Bear and the No Gang is really hard with no checkpoints so that children will keep playing it from the beginning over and over and over, and read the anti-drug messages over and over and over so that they'll remember them really well?
"Name one turtle that as amended to society"
Franklin, that Tortoise and the Hare Living Books, Bowser?
"toby! the hell dude? you already have a gang."
"you're a TURTLE, you aren't going to get anywhere in life without us"
He's a thug, one gang ain't enough.
An overlooked problem associated with drug use is the user's inability to finish anything they start. Especially prevalant in the youth of today. I'm 18 and I can promi
I see what you di
*****
I am sor
Dumb jo
CainBitterman
Which butt
CainBitterman
Ah OK now I g
Krokodil is a drug that literally eats your flesh away, it's pretty gnarly actually
-uncle jobel
I actually took a form of Methamphetamine when I was a kid, because I had some bad ADHD
Yeah, like you said, it's only like the bootleg black market shit that causes terrible shit to happen
Oh my god, did Joel watch Cartoon All-stars to the Rescue on stream?
"Yes smoke urethra, dick drugs" Joel 2016
Joel vs. Captain Lou And His Rabbi starts at 21:20
(The ending edit starts at 34:04)
"If you do drugs, you'll go to hell before you die"
Words of wisdom
"With the power of PCP I can now time travel"
Well, that soundbyte is out there now
21:30 Grand Dad says you're going to hell!
Before you die, too!
Talk to your Bonzi
porno?
Color palette: subway toilets
JOOONTRON
"You go to hell before you die" I guess he wasnt talking literaly, and was reffering to effects of drug overdose on the brain before death.
I think i'd go mad within hours if my wallpaper was literally just berries
Uncle Joel, that 'hell' is just an analogy of being in pain
Wally Bear looks like he's got some serious downs going on all over his face.
I loved how a skateboarding bear desintegrates dogs with the power of pie
Calzones.
Krokodil is a derivative of morphine. It has nothing to do with acid. The abscesses of skin come from the chemical byproducts that remain when it is synthesized. (Also to a lesser extent the gangrene you can contract)
It's 4/20 and I need to blaze some code keem but I'll go to hell if I do
+allen richard
BLAZE CODE!?
NO PROB, YOU WANT THE JAVA POT OR C++ GANJA!?
yea gotta get that code keem zonetropper
oh it's a keemstar reference :(
I thought for a second there I had the most original programming code smoker
This must have been quite the ninja stream, it completely slipped through my radar.
No bear and the wally gang
Ed_ward Willy bear and the gang bang.
Yis bear and the wally gang 🐻
@@otakunthevegan4206 #JustSayYaoi
Going into cars with strangers is called Uber!
Joel does all the drugs and then some before streaming
My dad doesn't wear pants either.
*Urn falls over*
DAD!
JONTRON FOR THE WIIIIIN
YEAH JONTRON FOREVER, NICE REFERENCE THERE. 😆
"Too Much Dracula."
- JoelTroel, 2016
Seriously though Krokidil's terrifying. They say people addicted to it tend to only live for 2 or 3 years or so after starting it. Shit literally has gasoline, ethanol, paint thinner, and hydrochloric acid in it among other things.
So basically the drug contains all kinds of ingredients any living thing is not supposed to consume.
Boxes World
it also eats your skin off
Red And it will send you to Hell before you die
Favorite thing about Narc "YOU'RE BUSTED"
4:31 It's just a snow decahedron with the annoying dog's face. :J
0:00 Wally Bear and the NO! Gang
40:10 Narc
Mr Big: HOW DO EXPECT TO OUTRUN ME WHEN IM ALREADY HERE
Bentley the turtle has amounted to a lot in society.
has anyone realized that wally has 3 shirts on in the main menu
38:04 J. Wally: The Bear with Two Right Paws, wielding the Stand "Hanged Grizzly". He is the murderer of Toby Turtle's sister, Tina Turtle, who Toby is on a cross-country hunt to avenge her death.
The irony is drugs are required to enjoy the Wally Bear game.
>Game about drugs.
>Posted on 4/20
Oh, my. Seems that Wally's world is the source for those birds from Birdemic. I mean, just look at 1:25 and how that bird goes from flying to hovering...just like in the movie!
Not that birds in video games are usually your friend. In fact, in most, they tend to be your nightmare foe. But, there are so many here that just hate that bear.
"Oh! You can throw calzones!"
-Jole 2016
since viagra is a vasodilator, you would have a heart attack
"This game just went from a perfect zero to a perfect ten... Is this real life?"
I wonder how many gamers NARC got onto drugs.
Wally Bear and the Blow gang
That works two ways.
#JustSayYaoi
if crossbow sounds like a malt liquor, isn't there one called strongbow?
" Just Say Yaoi"
-Captain Lou
"YAOI???" IM DEAD
NARC was one of the few NES games I had. Never got past the level with the clowns
Wally's dad: Just say no to pants.
name a turtle that amounted to something Bentley
Mother
You told me the magic mushrooms were full of joy and creation
Mother,father...why did you lie to me
"murder is ok if you do it like a ninja"
*”Just say yis”*
That gotta be one of the greatest line of 2016 lmao
"It's the Cocaine Cat." Joel - 2016
for 420 I tried to smoke a joint with my urethra...ended up burning shut my pee hole and now idk what to do
Have you tried turning it off, and then back on again?
has this happened before?
Gilvasunner better make high quality rips of Wally
me: hOLY SHIT IS THA-
joel: is that the jojo stone mask?
me: yES
This is technically not the full stream. He put on Cartoon All Stars to the Rescue before playing NARC.
Let me guess: copyright problems?
Autobot Starscream Yes.
It is in fact a ball of cocaine
You had me at penile Italian food injections.
I've been to Hell after eating mushrooms. I think fake Mario was onto something.