HELL TO THE YEAH BOYS, LET'S WRITE A PIANO SONG WHERE WE PERIODICALLY MASH EVERY SINGLE KEY ON THE PIANO, AND THEN OCTAVE QUADRUPLE HALF THE CHORDS IN THE SONG WITH NO REGARD FOR HARMONY. NEXT, WE'LL HAVE CHORDS TRIGGER AT 64TH NOTE INTERVALS WITH A TODDLER MASHING THEIR WAY UP AND DOWN THE PIANO. AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF, LET'S CALL IT A FRIKING MASTERPIECE. SCREW BEETHOVEN, SCREW MOZART, THIS. IS. TRUE. ART.
Uhhh... And just how many hands were needed for this? About 30?? Nah, here's the easiest way to play this.. Step 1 - Have a piano/keyboard Step 2 - Turn the keyboard on if using keyboard (If you used used a piano like me, skip this step) Step 3 - Have bandages ready, just in case Step 4 - Throw out the music sheets, you won't need them Step 5 - Stretch your arms and neck around to make it easier to move them Step 6 - Smash your head into the keys and enjoy the gorgeous music your face makes.. No talent required Step 7 - Continue face planting the piano/keyboard until you're satisfied with your melody Step 8 - If you experienced injuries, wrap your head in bandages until you want to play your melody again Step 9 - Proceed to turn off the keyboard/close the piano Step 10 - Walk away like nothing happened Works every time , 100% guaranteed (If it doesn't, you don't get a refund and I am NOT responsible for any injuries or mistakes at ALL ;p)
Ilovecats ANDPONIES Perfect. usually I don't get seizures but there's a very convinient video to my right in the video list about what would be 6 videos up from the video directly beside this comment that would make me get one. No its not a flashing randomly video but it is a song on Synethisia that would provoke sights of that would give me a seizure ;)
This song requires about 7 pianos 9 people at each piano. And all the the pianists would have to make Beethoven look like a kid pressing random keys to do this in real life. Enjoy
What you need: - 20 more arms - 20 more fingers on every single hand - 100000 years of practice - A very, _very_ long piano - A gigantic house to fit your new piano in aaaaaaaan, you're done!
Now that I agree that this is difficult, I feel that something has to be possible to be considered hard. I like watching the notes fly by in an artistic pattern, but for it to be counted as hard, it first needs to be possible to begin with.
Asian parents be like: 'Perfect?!?!? What are you a garbage man?!?!? YOU NEED TO BE BETTER THAN PERFECT.' *After doing it better than perfection* 'Good, Now do it backwards'
Ok if you can show me 1 PERSON that can play this I'll give you all my money. At first I was like this is not hard,then when the piano keys became the rainbow I was mind blown
My mind has been blown. It would be intersting to watch a couple people play this! I highly doubt a single person could play it on their own, but it sure would be crazy! :)
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Why isn't this named "the lawnmower song"?
+John Malkovich YUUUUS
+John Malkovich omg
mister shupp HAHAHAHHA
YES!
mister shupp I
Welcome to your grade 1 exam
Kelman triggered
Kelman 😂😂
Kelman its funny cuz finals are coming up
Kelman 3:13 for me
Kelman Welcome To Your Funeral
"guys, im lagging"
Me to lol
lag a lot
S-s-same I'm lag-g-ing sa-m-me I'm l-l-lag-g-ging too :3
+andrufbYOUR LAGGING IN REAL LIFE
andrufb same
HELL TO THE YEAH BOYS, LET'S WRITE A PIANO SONG WHERE WE PERIODICALLY MASH EVERY SINGLE KEY ON THE PIANO, AND THEN OCTAVE QUADRUPLE HALF THE CHORDS IN THE SONG WITH NO REGARD FOR HARMONY. NEXT, WE'LL HAVE CHORDS TRIGGER AT 64TH NOTE INTERVALS WITH A TODDLER MASHING THEIR WAY UP AND DOWN THE PIANO. AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF, LET'S CALL IT A FRIKING MASTERPIECE. SCREW BEETHOVEN, SCREW MOZART, THIS. IS. TRUE. ART.
To be fair,this was written by a 13 year old
Samuel Hill iii
rofl
Also repeats everywhere followed by crap 'melodic' anti-fugues.
0:08 how you think the test is gonna be
1:44 how it actually is
Julia Jensen that made me laugh so hard omg XD
I cant stop laughing
Loool
Lol!
I came back to this video and month later, and its STILL SO FUNNY 😂😂😂
1. Pretend Your Mouse Is You
2. Pretend The Keys Are Bullets
3. Try To Dodge The Bullets
I stay on the left side on the 2nd collum
+Senpai Mastahh It's an easy game, just stick to the black bar on the left or right and you win.
How am I supposed to dodge that? 3:06
Hey There Another one? okay :(
+Reasonz AKA Walrus Gamer Well...... Im dead
Easy.
Just lay on the piano.
Have a seizure for 3 minutes
DONE
Vicky Li *NAILED IT*
HAHAHA I DIED
Vicky Li LOL nice joke bruh! 😂 *I'm dead*
Holy fucking shit bro ahhahah that's funny
I think there's a video somewhere under all these annotations.
yeah it has!
***** Just turn off annotaions.
Sebastian Stiernspetz that would be incredibly simple and totally boring. I live dangerously
***** Then stop bitching about it.
Sebastian Stiernspetz :''''''''''''''''''''(
Ya I mean it took me a couple of tries but I got it ok. The hardest part was growing 78 more fingers.
Lmao XD
hahaha
I want to see that person playing everything at the same time like at 3:10.
Lay on the piano?
Felix Lütge xD he brang his whole family to jump on the piano one by one and then lay on it
***** LOL
xD
lol
Felix Lütge that's not how this works, each color is a different person
"Easy" said the Asian man
hahahahahahaha
+Ethan Chou stereo typing actually, big difference
(easy) said the asian man then he proforms the entire song with one finger
+Ethan Chou same
Steve Harvey Thinking About Life "The Asian octopus
Bruh it's like 3 in the morning, I'm tired asf and I'm not really sure what I'm watching or how I wound up here?
Jefferson Winfrey same
Jefferson Winfrey Same
Jefferson Winfrey lol im watxhing this at 3 also😂
Jefferson Winfrey same
I have stayed up all night it's 6 in the morning. XD
It's like the piano form of HowToBasic
Uhhh... And just how many hands were needed for this? About 30?? Nah, here's the easiest way to play this..
Step 1 - Have a piano/keyboard
Step 2 - Turn the keyboard on if using keyboard (If you used used a piano like me, skip this step)
Step 3 - Have bandages ready, just in case
Step 4 - Throw out the music sheets, you won't need them
Step 5 - Stretch your arms and neck around to make it easier to move them
Step 6 - Smash your head into the keys and enjoy the gorgeous music your face makes.. No talent required
Step 7 - Continue face planting the piano/keyboard until you're satisfied with your melody
Step 8 - If you experienced injuries, wrap your head in bandages until you want to play your melody again
Step 9 - Proceed to turn off the keyboard/close the piano
Step 10 - Walk away like nothing happened
Works every time , 100% guaranteed (If it doesn't, you don't get a refund and I am NOT responsible for any injuries or mistakes at ALL ;p)
It works
+julia Cyfer awesome it worked :D
one thing i have to say...
that.was.brilliant.lol.
How many brains have to this?
Thanks I can now play this.
everyone who says this is impossible and crazy to play this I played it wit one finger... Simply place your finger on the play button
😂😂
Well played sir
you've just earned yourself a subscriber with that comment.
+001100AAAEA I would figure out what number your name is...but it's late and my brain is too sleepy for maths...
+Sir Daws III I might disappoint you when I say it's nothing...... It's just that "AAAEA" was taken XD!!!
Just so everyone knows this isn't physically possible it's just hella awesome to look at.
Dylan Garcia it's two people playing
Dylan Garcia oh, I didn't know that :D thanks for telling me lel
Angelina Bartz oh maaan... And i thought i could easily play this with some practise.... Damn it.
Did bro just talk to himself?
if only i had a couple dozen more fingers i would so learn this song
meanwhile an Asian child plays this with one finger
Ichimatsu Matsuno well maybe the flash can!!
LMAO
the piano explodes
Barry Telesford it's not a piano it's a keyboard
a black midi keyboard
xXbluefire199Xx he's saying if it was on a piano...
Watch a 3 y/o Asian kid master this shit
Without touching the piano, and right after appearing from the womb.
Appearing womb with piano sheets in hand.
:(
*gets 10 guys* OKAY, JOSH RIGHT, MIKE, LEFT, FREDDY, MIDDLE, EVERYONE ELSE, HAVE A SEIZURE
Yes xD
I agree! The bottom at some parts are seizure fuel.
Ilovecats ANDPONIES *grabs 10 extra pianos*
llovecats: no you idiot that's not nearly enough!!!
Ilovecats ANDPONIES My sides...they are in orbit...
Ilovecats ANDPONIES Perfect. usually I don't get seizures but there's a very convinient video to my right in the video list about what would be 6 videos up from the video directly beside this comment that would make me get one. No its not a flashing randomly video but it is a song on Synethisia that would provoke sights of that would give me a seizure ;)
oh man, I can't believe it's already been 3 (almost 4) years. Time sure flies
hi
Terraxtroyer you mean 4 almost 5
this is easy... watch
*throws piano down the side of a mountain*
hahahahaha
for it to be the hardest first it would have to be possible
Not sure if I'd call this a masterpiece, it's more of a clusterfuck
The Delliman lmao savage dab dab double dab
THAT DOESENT EvEN MAKE sENSE
Im your 100 like and funnay
Clutterfunk
I tried to play this...ended up just laying on my piano.
Flopping
That's what I thought
+Jay Gatsby you dont have enough fingers lool
+TheBlueGhoul i actually managed to hit the notes at 3:08
i really need to see that!.
you re a god!
Me and my 4 arms can play this!
Hey I just remembered I played it with my 76 legs too
me and my two little arms cant even play twinkle twinkle little star boi wtf
MaryIsWickedAwesome ! I can play we are number one one recorder
hahahahahahaha,,,,,,,,,,your comment was very funny.
I listened to this years ago when I was little. Happy to know that the creator made a description update this year!
VirtuosoFabi haha good thing you’ve noticed
Sounds good for a while, then complete shit.
I agree it went ©RAZY!
+Brendan Risney I love ur profile picture
Emma van Wageningen I could say the same for you ;)
Ruby Ryan :D
LOL omg
It's possible to play this, all you need is 30 elite Beethoven's
Omg lol
Yas. And Chuck Norris.
or one chinese
ultimateplayer52 Each with their own set of 20 hands
Uhh no you need motzarts
How to improvise a solo over this:
1. Lay on piano
2. Do the worm
I laughed too hard at this
lol you made my day
hahahahahaha oh my stomach hurts .... ... but well its a logical idea
Stealer
+Bungalow Bill hHAHAHAH
i got this . hold my beer
Jesus how much tentacles does he have
Over 9000
HAHAH OMG
Lol 😂😂😂
enough for you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+Kathryn Baker 😂😂😂😂😂
MUSIC TO MY EARS
TRUE dat XD
Why do these make me laugh hysterically? Am I alone?
No😂😂
+Chris Allen I am currently in tears.
The more the video went the more I laughed I don't know why
SAME HERE!!! I was in tears.
Phhft! I can play this! Watch...
*Throws piano off the side of a mountain*
See!
NAILED IT!
😂😂
Emmett is Random haha lol
I bet you Beethoven can play it.
bla baby He can't, he's dead
George W. Kush Well of course he is, he was born in the 1700's.
he'd need more than ten fingers to play it, so I don't think so.
bla baby you know who else can play it!!!!!?...................................JOHN CENA!!!!!!!!!!!!
JayoJay exactly what I have been trying to tell people, he died in a car crash January 2016
Chuck Norris can play this perfectly with his nose.
True, I seen it with mah own eye!
Guys, he's playing on CNN right now! :D
Naw, He doesn't even have to touch the thing.
2008 CALLS FOR THERE JOKE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
blingbadboydx nice one... (not sarcasm :D)
1:45 how people hear music when their high AF
KoolCrispy360 OMG XDE
KoolCrispy360 Me xDDD
I AM DONE.
IM-
OH MY GOD XD
Fuck that shit im out
how many fingers does this guy have?
Jamo Wilson 10
Jamo Wilson 2
It's Watch and Listen Only Mode
all of them
There goes an Asian with 1 finger playing it.
This shit looks even hard to look at...
Chandler Bing try slowing the speed of the video
I dont know guys this is well.... id say pretty good
Chandler Bing How's The gang doing? Is Joey married? Are you and Monica okay? How about Ross and Rachel? And how's Pheobe?
Depthstrider 826 also ask how are the twins and emma
yes and also tell them they all aged well lol
it looks like a damn rainbow!!
IT IS A DAMN RAINBOW!!!!! X3
by the colors on 2:43, I found out that they were secretly trying to turn their keyboard into skittles. :3
OMG
Rachel Wooz
NOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOM
Daniel Washington
nah id rather eat randy
I watched this and then my brain was so fried I fell down the stairs
2% Milk hope ur ok
Asia Rivera yeah I'm fine :)
2% Milk my brain is broken now fuck me I have a test tomorrow
have some milk dude
Wow, I remember when this first came out. Memories
I'm going to have to surgically attach alot of fingers
This is truly a masterpiece.
A masterpiece that no human can acompolish!O.o
Vivi Siow , I also agree.
A.k.a ear rape
1:45 Now just jump on the keyboard and do the worm!
Same
lol
You literally stole this comment
Haha no kidding i freaking stole this idea thnx
thx i'm win
Finally a song that I can play with all 10 of my hands!
I think someone just said "Hey, you know what would look great in Synthesia?" and then this demon noise was born.
hook it to a machine, every time you miss a key it stabs your privates
#swisscheeseballs
brain freeze?...
more like computer freeze, am I right?
😂😂😂
storm drain
The legend of zolda music
TheLegend27
(Presses one key) PLAYED IT!!!
who else spent almost 5 minutes clearing the annotations off the screen at the start?
Anto crafter sorry for that :)
You can turn off annotations in the settings tab
i spent 1.5min XD
2 sec.
Wow. Thats fast
Play the rainbow, share the rainbow
ThePS3Kid yeah!
0:05, When You Think Viruses Are Not That Bad
1:44, When You Get A Virus On Your PC!
This song requires about 7 pianos 9 people at each piano. And all the the pianists would have to make Beethoven look like a kid pressing random keys to do this in real life. Enjoy
I did the math
Yep
Ooh! Lemme try! *BODY SLAMS THE PIANO*
Skye Fox
that would just make a loud noise
-Piano Brakes and makes the sound-
What you need:
- 20 more arms
- 20 more fingers on every single hand
- 100000 years of practice
- A very, _very_ long piano
- A gigantic house to fit your new piano in
aaaaaaaan, you're done!
the devil has come for our sins and this is one of them
Now that I agree that this is difficult, I feel that something has to be possible to be considered hard. I like watching the notes fly by in an artistic pattern, but for it to be counted as hard, it first needs to be possible to begin with.
Asian parents be like:
'Perfect?!?!? What are you a garbage man?!?!? YOU NEED TO BE BETTER THAN PERFECT.'
*After doing it better than perfection*
'Good, Now do it backwards'
+Alexander050101 YES! XD
Oh my God I can't XDDDD
Asian Kid: "Hold my bear"
CrossFire8092 LOL
AndyBeatz my bear
+Yeah be quiet Plz Yeah because Asians eat strange animals.
To do this you need friends. So I cant do it.
Devin Nguyen do you want to know who can play this, who I'm sure has friends? Read the first word.
Davis Robinson
Who the fuck is Do?
@@davisatdavis1
Do?
and it doesn't even sound like music, just endless noice
For the first guy to do this, he would have to take an enormous amount of sugar and he'd have to grow 10 more arms
Define the type of ''sugar'' ;)
I absolutely love this song!!! It is so amazing!! I listen to it everyday!!
My other piano teacher said that he can play any masterpiece, so I showed him this and told him to play this masterpiece :)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I came here for the thumbnail
And so did you
Berzerk 94 you caught me. 😹
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This sounds impossible
And you think so too.
Alright son, give me my 413 octopuses, we can do this!
Jesus what am I listening to
1:44
+ky s
A duet with 100 people lol
El Osmodivs lol (ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾋｬﾋｬﾋｬﾋｬﾋｺﾞｯ!!!ｺﾞﾎｯ!ｺﾞﾎｯｵｴｪｰ!!
Justin Morrow if you listen closely it actually sounds pretty good
Wow! No words, man! It's really cool, you really put all your effort on this!
You need to have like 4 people play this
More like 10
retitle it "music that gradually turns to earrape"
Sounds about right
Yes that al lot better name for this!
Best name for that XD
No name it "This song is tolerable until the red bar appears
when you look at the piano song book for the first time :v
this actually sounds cool, despite how many notes are played at once! Great song!!
Well! That escalated quickly!
I laughed so much at 1:44 -1:45 xDDD
me too xD
Yea, I was just like how the frick are you supposed to do that
Must've used his body
+I like turtles :D!!!!!!! Haha
FlameFang • xd
Ok if you can show me 1 PERSON that can play this I'll give you all my money. At first I was like this is not hard,then when the piano keys became the rainbow I was mind blown
You can Play this, because there Are only the 4 chords!
Oh my god. There is no way this is possible. I LOVE IT! You got help? Whatever. IT IS AMAZING! BLESS U
this isn't hard, it is physically impossible
You would need sixteen people on one piano in order to correctly play this song
Is it more than physically impossible, it's just a stupid piece.
it is possible.. but sadly not by a human
Yesterday I saw Chuck Norris playing this song with one finger :)
+Angel Vasquex make that 300 people
When you program all the notes at the same time, it sounds horrible.
The rest is MASTERPIECE.
i think i just gave birth
to an octopus on crack.
Wait... are yi u an otaku?
I don't blame you... lol
what him for giving birth or be an otaku?
It's a boy!!!
I tried to imagine how you could actually play this and then my brain melted
I got this this is to EASY
ummm... can anyone bring beethoven back to life
I stopeed focusing on the video at some point and started thinking about how the little notes looked like skittles
THIS IS EXTREMELY EASY! I CAN PLAY THE SONG BY SITTING ON MY PIANO AND ROLLING AROUND ON IT! XD LMAO
That would break my piano! So don't think of doing that on mine! :D
Piano? Are you kidding? My computer makes this noise TRYING to stay on.
I actually love how this based on a common chord progression, just kicked up 1000 notches
Yo his pet centipede was rocking it though 🤔😂
maybe if u had 5 master pianists all playing in sync each on their own piano you could do it in real life
i played this twice as fast perfectly
then i woke up
My mind has been blown. It would be intersting to watch a couple people play this! I highly doubt a single person could play it on their own, but it sure would be crazy! :)
A perfect score unlocks the prison door, enjoy practicing for the next 400 years ;)
This is ear rape.
Actually no, this is every part of my body rape.
what a kid..
richard mitchell I am a kid. 😂
DonutGamez yea we can tell only kids joke about rape
richard mitchell lol us highschool juniors joke about rape too lmao
I've decided to practice playing this song. Bad thing is I only remember the first 4 seconds of this video =_=
Lol dude me too
Surprisingly, it actually sounds good and it actually has a melody to it... most impossible pieces would sound like the Devil on steroids.
I'm asian so this should be fairly easy
WHAT?! NO!! YOU CAN'T DO IT!!
don't ever try this, you'll lose your hands
Nur Hanani jajajaj yes... you can... of course...
Hey Asian-Power! High five! :P I can play half.
not trying to be mean but: can you make a video of it? :D
I can play the very beginning 😉
Emujin Zolbayar same
Emujin Zolbayar I can play the ending😊
Date each other, have a baby, teach him the middle section, upload video on youtube and GET DAT MF #SMASH'D
Emujin Zolbayar I can this bit 3:32
What the hell is going on
Beautiful ❤️