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I literally saw the upload and was like "oh I wonder if he programmed this to go up before he started sleeping" 😂😂😂 lol so in my head he's STILL sleeping apparently 😂😂
Have you ever done that kind of work? House sitting for other people, I mean. Sometimes people don't respond well to being bothered on their vacations or work trips.
casey - when i was in high school i had a friend who also would just shoplift from random places and surprise us with his hauls in the car. like one time we went to a family owned oddity shop and he literally stuffed his hat full of crystals and tried to give me some saying he stole one for me. at that point i snapped and told him i couldn’t care less if he stole from walmart or something but if he stole from another family business i was going to stop hanging out with him (i was his transportation usually so this was an actual threat lmfao)
Yeah, only big chain stores is the way. They can absorb your sticky fingers. The mom and pop shops are being absorbed by the chains. Stick it to the chains. Never the mamas or the papas.
I would just tell them not to do it with you around. My friend got a misdemeanor because her boyfriend stole while they were at the mall and she didn't know.
This episode was perfect (person) for me. I met my wife while teaching at a karate studio, I wasn’t expecting to get perspective like this at all. I’m dying! Our dojo DID get attacked by another dojo (passive aggressively they opened on the other side of the fence) Eric, Mike and Jake were also the first channel on TH-cam I was ever really heavy into.
I actually forgot for a second that Miles goes on Pretty Much It as well pretty regularly. 😂for some reason I was acting like this combo while cool is like this impossible or insane crossover or something. Lol
I listened to this while on nitrous at the dentist and 100% thought Mike was Tom Hanks and I was like "damn Miles' riz is rising" but I was *mistaken* 😂😂😂
To the first girl, if you don’t wanna make ur friend feel bad, I think a good idea would also be to just go out for a few drinks, after y’all are a little tipsy just ask her straight up like “hey, so I’m just curious about something, and I’m only bringing this up bc I’m ur friend and I’m worried about you, but why have you been stealing? Like what are you trying to accomplish I guess, are you doing okay?” And you’ll probably get a good answer and be able to talk about it. Just don’t be too drunk to where y’all don’t remember the convo, and don’t make her feel bad or her fight or flight may be triggered. I hope this helps ❤
just watched the episode of the TryPod where Miles stated Matt Bennett was a close personal friend of his and now my only question is when will he be on Perfect Person
Hey miles!!! I would like to say how grateful I am for this podcast, it immediately puts a smile in my face even on the most difficult days... THANKS!!
This episode was hilarious from beginning to end. I’ve been packing for a cross country move and have been only getting stuff done because I can binge listen to the podcasts and the 24 hour telethon while I pack. Goon on you guys for raising awareness for Palestine btw. Also, please please have this group back again. And the callers were awesome 😅
LETS GO TIGERS, whenever PMI does a tour its one of the few times I'm sad to not be American also shout out to the eric and miles rap at the beginning I think about miles raps on PMI videos like 13 reason why season 4 but especially the greatest showman!
I scrolled the comments to see if anyone was square enough to vouch for chain stores. Thankfully, it appears not. This is why the Perfect Person audience is perfect.
Hate to be that person but when you steal from big chain places, the people you hurt the most are lower level employees. Yeah, the people at the top don’t like how much money they lose but not a penny is getting taken out of their paychecks. Usually they’ll just put extra workload on the current employees or reprimanding them for not catching thieves. Which can put employees in dangerous positions as there have been murders of retail workers when they try to stop someone from stealing.
@amandajunecesarano7423 I used to be the person who looked the other way when I worked for a big chain store. If they don't want people to steal, they shouldn't make living unaffordable. I'm not saying everyone should steal. I'm saying I understand why people do, and I won't be the person to tell them no. If I see something, no I didn't. This is only the case for big chain stores. Never mom and pop stores.
@@TheShauNanigans I completely emphasize with people who need to steal. What I'm against is people who don't need to steal, do it for the rush, and excuse it as only hurting rich CEOS. The ones at the top aren't removing a single penny from their paychecks becuase of lost revenue. If anyone gets hurt, it will be the lower level employees.
@@amandajunecesarano7423 I'm missing where I said people should steal for sport. I merely said I don't care about whether chain stores are stolen from. They have the insurance to eat the costs of whatever was stolen. The lower level employees are sadly grossly overworked and underpaid no matter what, and I feel for them for a lot of reasons. If they decided to stick it to their employers, I would be here for that, too. They deserve better. We all deserve better.
@@TheShauNanigans It’s just that the thought process of I don’t care if big chain stores get stolen from is so prevalent that stores lose millions a year from stealing. And while yes workers are overworked in general, I’m talking about the specific problem of workers calling out thieves, which can be quite dangerous. So dangerous that some stores have the policy that workers should never confront thieves. But since so much money is lost, other stores will be extra hard on employees to catch thieves, which can result in assaults or murders.
AOK, I’m saving this for like eight hours later after I get my meeting with my advisor so that afterwards after I get traumatized, I have something good to listen to 🥰
Just the best boys holy shit Um more importantly when i was listening to this in podcast form earlier i had no idea there were three guests and not two 😆 i was consistently confused throughout and never figured it out until now
OMG I was 18/19 when my friend and I went to a beachfront store to browse. My aloof ass was actually browsing for cheap trinkets while my friend was on the other side of the store. I go to pay for the couple things I found and we leave. She then pulls out not one, not two, but THREE pairs of sunglasses she nabbed from a couple different display spinning cases! Needless to say a cold wave rushed over me and I am pretty sure I physically looked like shocked pikachu. Was so paranoid about her petty theft that when we went to a couple other stores I made sure to just wait WAYS away lol like nope. If she got caught it’s on her.
my brother used to take scooter's out of their boxes in walmart, set them up, and ride them right out (yes he's gone to jail for stealing but surprisingly never with all the shit at walmart 😭😭)
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“she wants to die by cop” ERIC I FUCKING CHOKED ON MY LUNCH AND DIED LAUGHING AT MY GRANDMA’S HOUSE
Our perfect boy has awoken from his slumber! 🎉🤣 In my head he's been asleep since the Livestream ended.
I literally saw the upload and was like "oh I wonder if he programmed this to go up before he started sleeping" 😂😂😂 lol so in my head he's STILL sleeping apparently 😂😂
Eric: Isn't it pathetic to have to move to turn on the light
Miles's light: *doesn't go off*
“She’s stealing things for you? I have news for you” why did I fully expect them to say “your friend is secretly a crow”
I 100% thought that too 😆
I laughed so damn loud when that call cut off and miles starts playing the sad piano music
"Chuck E Cheese with the lights off." You mean 5 nights at Freddy's? 😂😂😂
A suicide by cop bit but the cop is a park ranger is fucking gold and I promise I won't steal that idea Eric
THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I SAW ERIC WAS ONE OF THE GUESTS LFG
Adding Scrumpt into my daily vocabulary
@@MikePeterson91 honestly as you should
no WAY there’s another karate instructor crush call 😭
The Day n' Nite opening was gold
rizzeolithic💀💀💀
🦖🎩
zoomers are so funny, "I'm too scared to text the people I'm housesitting for, let me call into this podcast with 55,000 subscribers instead"
Have you ever done that kind of work? House sitting for other people, I mean. Sometimes people don't respond well to being bothered on their vacations or work trips.
This is NOT the crew if you want actual advice 😂
these episodes are getting longer and i am so here for it
I love whenever Eric starts beatboxing on these episodes. He’s easily one of my favorite guests.
THE ENDING OF THE LAST CALL WAS SO TRAGIC 😭😭😭
"like the lawn" UNDERATED JOKE
who will we see out on our US tour this summer?! 👀
me?
@@JakeBaldino shut up man
See you fuckers in Denver
ill be there for saw 6!
LMFAOOO THE CALL DROPPING GOING INTO THE GET REAL SEGMENT
A SHOWER IN THE A.M., MAKES ME SAY AMEN! 🤌🏻✨
Eric and Miles are honestly a cosmic comedy force ❤
casey - when i was in high school i had a friend who also would just shoplift from random places and surprise us with his hauls in the car. like one time we went to a family owned oddity shop and he literally stuffed his hat full of crystals and tried to give me some saying he stole one for me. at that point i snapped and told him i couldn’t care less if he stole from walmart or something but if he stole from another family business i was going to stop hanging out with him (i was his transportation usually so this was an actual threat lmfao)
Yeah, only big chain stores is the way. They can absorb your sticky fingers. The mom and pop shops are being absorbed by the chains. Stick it to the chains. Never the mamas or the papas.
I would just tell them not to do it with you around. My friend got a misdemeanor because her boyfriend stole while they were at the mall and she didn't know.
This episode was perfect (person) for me.
I met my wife while teaching at a karate studio, I wasn’t expecting to get perspective like this at all. I’m dying!
Our dojo DID get attacked by another dojo (passive aggressively they opened on the other side of the fence)
Eric, Mike and Jake were also the first channel on TH-cam I was ever really heavy into.
20:09 easily THE most insane yet hard-hitting opinion I've seen on this show so far lmao wow wtf
My friend once told me that women like to steal because it’s a part of our “gather instincts”
HELP THATS WILD😭
This comment changed my life
ahahaha oh damn we looove using pseudoscientific gender essentialism to absolve us from our little wrong doings
I actually forgot for a second that Miles goes on Pretty Much It as well pretty regularly. 😂for some reason I was acting like this combo while cool is like this impossible or insane crossover or something. Lol
Eric is easily one of the best guests. So funny!
Another episode that has my face sore from laughing 5 mins in. The freestyle rap abt the shower killed me💀
Didn’t think anyone could top the Wrecking Ball crew but this whole episode had me straight GIGGLING
ending made me emotional, so sweet seeing all the pmi boys together😭
Eric had so many wheeze laughs this episode 💀
Was just thinking about how Id love to see eric on the pod again
Ditto
the scream i let out seeing this drop. scrum so loud
I listened to this while on nitrous at the dentist and 100% thought Mike was Tom Hanks and I was like "damn Miles' riz is rising" but I was *mistaken* 😂😂😂
If someone doesn't make a miles/eric best momemts Compilation, i fear humanity is dead
To the first girl, if you don’t wanna make ur friend feel bad, I think a good idea would also be to just go out for a few drinks, after y’all are a little tipsy just ask her straight up like “hey, so I’m just curious about something, and I’m only bringing this up bc I’m ur friend and I’m worried about you, but why have you been stealing? Like what are you trying to accomplish I guess, are you doing okay?” And you’ll probably get a good answer and be able to talk about it. Just don’t be too drunk to where y’all don’t remember the convo, and don’t make her feel bad or her fight or flight may be triggered. I hope this helps ❤
Holy shit. This like when scooby doo met the Harlem globetrotters
I laughed so hard watching this, I was eating and almost chocked SEVERAL TIMES 😂 Amazing content!
just watched the episode of the TryPod where Miles stated Matt Bennett was a close personal friend of his and now my only question is when will he be on Perfect Person
wait, is this a recent episode?
He knows him from Pretty Much It. A few years ago, Matt did a track with Eric and Miles. I think it was a twerk-along. It was the Rent track maybe?
Everyone is asking where’s the water but no one ever asks how’s the water 😔
IT'S MY BOYS! All together again! I'm so hyped for this episode!
Hey miles!!! I would like to say how grateful I am for this podcast, it immediately puts a smile in my face even on the most difficult days... THANKS!!
This episode was hilarious from beginning to end. I’ve been packing for a cross country move and have been only getting stuff done because I can binge listen to the podcasts and the 24 hour telethon while I pack. Goon on you guys for raising awareness for Palestine btw. Also, please please have this group back again. And the callers were awesome 😅
LETS GO TIGERS, whenever PMI does a tour its one of the few times I'm sad to not be American also shout out to the eric and miles rap at the beginning I think about miles raps on PMI videos like 13 reason why season 4 but especially the greatest showman!
I'm so glad to see the audio quality being Christine finally didn't get cut. 😂
What a rollercoaster of an episode.
Also, "The Mulk," destroyed me ☠
Miles, you and Perfect Person bring so much light to my life 😭 I’m so happy that you get to do what you seem to really love!
My Boys! THEE BOYS! ERIC: BRAHAMS: THE BOY 3!
This episode was so good! I loved the joy from the last callers. ❤❤
the og pmi crew makes me laugh so hard
The last call(s) were so funny 😭
Another brilliant episode so much fun
Whenever I see all the pmi guys together I feel like I'm in high school again
I spent the last few days catching up on the stream vod and this is the first thing that pops up the second I'm done lmao
PMI: No Way Home
Night showers are the best! Imagine working all day and going to bed from the stank of the day. You wake up clean and ready for work
I scrolled the comments to see if anyone was square enough to vouch for chain stores. Thankfully, it appears not. This is why the Perfect Person audience is perfect.
Hate to be that person but when you steal from big chain places, the people you hurt the most are lower level employees. Yeah, the people at the top don’t like how much money they lose but not a penny is getting taken out of their paychecks. Usually they’ll just put extra workload on the current employees or reprimanding them for not catching thieves. Which can put employees in dangerous positions as there have been murders of retail workers when they try to stop someone from stealing.
@amandajunecesarano7423 I used to be the person who looked the other way when I worked for a big chain store. If they don't want people to steal, they shouldn't make living unaffordable. I'm not saying everyone should steal. I'm saying I understand why people do, and I won't be the person to tell them no. If I see something, no I didn't. This is only the case for big chain stores. Never mom and pop stores.
@@TheShauNanigans I completely emphasize with people who need to steal. What I'm against is people who don't need to steal, do it for the rush, and excuse it as only hurting rich CEOS. The ones at the top aren't removing a single penny from their paychecks becuase of lost revenue. If anyone gets hurt, it will be the lower level employees.
@@amandajunecesarano7423 I'm missing where I said people should steal for sport. I merely said I don't care about whether chain stores are stolen from. They have the insurance to eat the costs of whatever was stolen. The lower level employees are sadly grossly overworked and underpaid no matter what, and I feel for them for a lot of reasons. If they decided to stick it to their employers, I would be here for that, too. They deserve better. We all deserve better.
@@TheShauNanigans It’s just that the thought process of I don’t care if big chain stores get stolen from is so prevalent that stores lose millions a year from stealing. And while yes workers are overworked in general, I’m talking about the specific problem of workers calling out thieves, which can be quite dangerous. So dangerous that some stores have the policy that workers should never confront thieves. But since so much money is lost, other stores will be extra hard on employees to catch thieves, which can result in assaults or murders.
this might be a greatest of all time episode
Tub couple is so sweet!!!
AOK, I’m saving this for like eight hours later after I get my meeting with my advisor so that afterwards after I get traumatized, I have something good to listen to 🥰
So happy to see the gang is back together again 🥲
All the guests dressing in theme lol
He left in the "Christine" this time!!!
The Karate Love-Triangle story being a lesson in patience is so Karate-Kid coded
Christine audio easter egg post telethon🤌🏽
Had to leave it in for the people who know what’s good
crystine is how i spelled it in my mind because clear as a crystal but Christine makes much more sense
I was just smiling at the same thing!!
So happy to see you got The Jonas Brothers on your podcast Miles ❤
So we're all just gonna gloss over "like a moth that was a caterpillar before"?
The last caller and her girlfriend were so cute and funny 😭
This got me thru my work day thank u
JAKE BALDINO!! 🥰
Yoda definitely says that , front to back
I love all of you guys lmao I need more of these
Just the best boys holy shit
Um more importantly when i was listening to this in podcast form earlier i had no idea there were three guests and not two 😆 i was consistently confused throughout and never figured it out until now
Literally listening to this in the tub, with tea bags.
"Alexa: WET" 😂😂
This is Pretty Much It's infinity war
I'd like to see Mike again as a guest on the show!
Genuinely shocked there's a new episode this week after the livestream. 😯
Also, how is this the SECOND call about a karate school romance?
Who knew dojos were so horny
OMG I was 18/19 when my friend and I went to a beachfront store to browse. My aloof ass was actually browsing for cheap trinkets while my friend was on the other side of the store. I go to pay for the couple things I found and we leave.
She then pulls out not one, not two, but THREE pairs of sunglasses she nabbed from a couple different display spinning cases!
Needless to say a cold wave rushed over me and I am pretty sure I physically looked like shocked pikachu. Was so paranoid about her petty theft that when we went to a couple other stores I made sure to just wait WAYS away lol like nope. If she got caught it’s on her.
Eriiiiiiic (oh and others) 😂
In for the PMI content per usual
Holy shit it’s the boys 🥹
the shower talk doesn’t makes sense to me because i’m brazilian. two showers a day gang
my brother used to take scooter's out of their boxes in walmart, set them up, and ride them right out (yes he's gone to jail for stealing but surprisingly never with all the shit at walmart 😭😭)
How tf did miles get sponsored by Claritin
And Huggies! We know he's a zaddy, so obviously he'd get sponsorships for baby stuff and whatnot, but Huggies?! Go off, Miles.
1 minute ago, I am early early. Love this podcast so much
1:32 goes so hard…
I bleed for the gf of the last caller lol
How warm was that Tucked in by Strangers by the end of the episode hahaha
9:13 the sulk
Wait when did glorbun call back and how did I miss her chastising miles? Is that the ad free extended version? Can someone tell me the episode?
That’s in the platinum callback episodes on Patreon from the last few weeks!
Oooh. Now you’re making choosing between your patreon and Disney+ a better and better option.
That's wild she got a photo of someone stealing her wallet 😮
Wildcats who live for Olivia Rodrigo, get in formation! (Eric will know)
Did anybody figure out how to start the bathtub? I googled the brand and all I found were normal shower heads.
GOOOOOOO TIGERSSSSSS
I was today old when I realized the boring Jake here is the same as the boring Jake on FPS! Never change.
58:45 MAKING BOYS SOUP!!!!!!!!
HADOUKEN! 🤣
YEAUHHHHH LOVE U MILEZ