Fast Food Mascots Worth The Nasty? | SMASH OR PASS
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@fourstarbento 32:38 there's actually a Colonel Sanders dating game!!! Its called "I love you, Colonel Sanders" !!!
@@Rekuzan I mean, you expect them to work on something they don't enjoy? They've already stated numerous times why they didn't do Bojack or the entirety of the Buu saga (I really enjoyed the Buu Bits we got). They're still putting out amazing content...
Why does this feel like an excuse for Kaiser to engage in socially acceptable furry behavior
Because it is?
And we love him for it.
Stephan yelling from off camera is always the best part of these videos.
*Tyler
Just wish they had subtitles for him as I could only make out about half of what he was saying.
"I'm not fucking that bear."
Someone clip that, because no one will believe Kaiser ever said those words otherwise. 😂
Billy Bob was the original face of Showbiz Pizza Place, the lead of the Rock-A-Fire Explosion eventually shifted to the gorilla Fatz Geronimo. The story behind Showbiz is messy as heck. The man who started it was supposed to be a Chuck E. Cheese franchisee and after learning all the ins and outs of the business voided his contact right before opening his first franchise location, copied the business model and became the biggest competitor. The lawsuit by Chuck E. Cheese against Showbiz was successful, but Showbiz had the last laugh buying Chuck E. Cheese out of bankruptcy in 1984. After continuing to coexist for a while they converted all Showbiz locations to Chuck E. Cheese due to the greater brand recognition in 1989.
...Dammit I've been watching too much Game Theory lately, now I want to connect it back to FNAF.
You can still go see it at Billy Bob's Wonderland. It is kinda fun and weird.
I learned of this story from a former Showbiz manager. He was still salty about it 10+ years later, bragging about their superior animatronic tech and complaining "but we won! why are we taking their name?!" That's also where I learned that Disney World offers a management conference where you get to go all kinds of backstage.
I used to go to Showbiz as a kid, because Chuck E Cheese places were an hour away. The pizza was okay.
Lani needs to be in on these, his energy goes hard for them
These 3 play well together lol Lani would totally have made this funnier
Lani probably didn't join in on it cause he felt he wouldn't have much to contribute
Confirmed Jesse would rather pound an otter than pound beaver
The greatest debate known.
DQ's slogan where I grew up was just Nappa screaming Dairy Queen repeatedly. Best advertising they've ever had
TFS slowing devolving from late night toonami into adult swim.
Glad to see them getting back into the swing they were getting into pre-covid.
Evolving*
And I am really into it 😂
*looks at Hellsing*
Slowly?
They've literally had Adult Swim style videos with Grant and Kirran.
They've been and it's a good thing
Definitely want Sports mascots if only to see Jesse contemplate fucking Gritty.
Kaiser is definitely fucking the Bengal
We had Showbiz Pizza. Seems like it's the same company as Chuck E Cheese but they rebranded the Showbiz stores. They had a whole hillbilly band. They were animatronic and often broke. It was a scary place. Mostly sure it's what inspired all the silly cartoon terror pizza mascot episodes in the 90s and eventually FNAF by proxy.
Cool to see you here
Not to mention that one Gravity Falls episode, "Soos and the Real Girl"
I think the story is that some of the owners of Chuck E. Cheese didnt like the direction the company was going, they left the company and created Showbiz pizza as competitors and eventualy Chuck E. Cheese was going through some hard times and Showbiz pizza brought them
This is what i remember from the Wikipedia page when i read it a couple of years ago back during my FNAF phase
Ah, yes: the incredibly well-documented psychological phenomena, "The Mandalorian Effect."
This is the way.
Or is it?
Or am I remembering this wrong?
To correct a mistake:
Dairy Queen has had three other mascots for different generations. There was a CGI mouth known simply as "The Lips". Children of my generation may remember "Curly the Cone. Finally, in days long past, there was a mascot known as the "Little Miss Dairy Queen".
The Lips were honestly what I was expecting to see, so I'm kinda disappointed we didn't get to see them discuss the pros and cons of fucking a giant(?) floating mouth.
As a child, I remember going to Showbiz Pizza many times. When they switched over to Chuck E. Cheese, all they did was replace the animatronic singing bears (that were always "out of order") with someone in a mascot costume. Everything else, including the food, was seemingly the same as before.
...Kaiser saying "Sooner or later, you're gonna make the news" about The Noid is unintentionally dark.
Showbiz Pizza "Dick the birthday boy"
If Lani was there he would have recognized it and mentionned Rich Evans from RLM.
I NEED to know if they change their minds on The Colonel if they see the Dating Sim version of him.
… The what?
@@shadowldrago indeed. "I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger-lickin' Good Dating Simulator." Its both very real, and free on Steam.
What about the version in a mother's day video, or that one series I forget the name of.
@@shadowldrago yeah dating sims
@shadowldrago several years back KFC released a Colonel Dating Sim. It was far better than it had any right being, as it was a big advertisement for KFC products.
Edit: The full title is
"I Love You Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin' Good Dating Simulator"
And it's free on Steam.
Also I was wrong, it was released mid-September. It wasn't even an April Fools joke. It just. Exists.
The banter on the cow was top tier, and no lies were told there
As soon as Off Camera asked if the Colonel’s man squirts tasted like gravy, it cut to a commercial where the first words were ‘This is a nightmare’
The look of anguish on Scott's face as he learns the awful truth about Buc-ee's, it's like watching a heart break in real-time
what "awful truth"?
@kR-qj7rw you can hate a company but like the products
@@maneoj46sounds like my relationship with Chick-fil-A.
Lani doing a Brando impression is the weirdest thing I've seen today, and I saw the first day of snow in my entire life today.
Is it cool because you moved somewhere that snows or depressing because global warming brought snow to your region that likely shouldn't have it?
@@edwardnygma8533 I moved.
Jack actually has lore, he was an ordinary Jack-In-The-Box until he got blown up(the restaurant chain got rid of its mascot for awhile after blowing him up in his last commercial) he then got reconstructive surgery and that's when he became a regular guy with a jack-in-the-box head and made a triumphant return as the mascot and (fictional)CEO of the company.
Was Lani channeling his inner Brando?? 😂
That did radiate some big Apocalypse Now energy.
He's giving you an offer that you can't refuse.
Yes, he was
Didn't immediately register the voice as Marlon Brando, but yeah, now I hear it.
Duh…
The divide for Carl's Jr. and Hardee's is the MIssissippi River. To the west its Carl's Jr., to the east its Hardee's. Mostly the same, but Hardee's has the superior breakfast menu with the biscuits.
Lani perfectly captures the grizzled war veteran giving an interview to the History Channel; I love it! 😄
I one hundred percent agree with everything Scott said about Chuck E. Cheese when I went there as a kid and I saw the dude in the costume he scared the crap out of me and I didn’t want him anywhere near me.
Ya I remember being terrified of them and staying away from the stage. Loved the games and pizza not the nightmare fuel
The newest version of CEC mascot is "Chuck E. Chesse". The old version is clearly "Charles Entertainment Cheese".
As a non-American, I am upset by this strange glove creature
Hamburger helper or arbies?
Counterpoint on the Arby's mitt: it's a barrier and a three-way at the same time.
God Lani is gold
How did they not find the Dairy Queen lips mascot? Does anyone else remember that mascot
Whenever Scott and Jessie are on screen, you know you’re in for a good time
Dairy Queen used to use DENNIS THE MENACE comic strips as their mascot, with the slogan of "Scrumpdillicious!"
Okay guys. Now we need to just go full Food Fight; general product mascots. Vlassic Stork, Mr. Clean, the Brawny Man....
Please keep this style of content coming, I love spending an hour with you guys for these 😊
Do people actually not like Arby’s ? I love it
It depends on the location
But generally meat can be pretty dry and cheese can be very processed
I agree, I love the meats, but like a Krabby Patty, it is good for your soul just not your arteries!!
Arby's. Come for the tweets, Run from the meats.
Every now and then I just want a roast beef and cheddar. And then not eat it again for months
I've had excellent Arby's and I've had horrific Arby's, I think it reeeeeeeally depends on location lol
Showbiz Pizza gave me a terrifying fear of animatronics as a child and I forced my parents to eat in the not-showroom-area everytime we went (because I still wanted the pizza and the arcade experience... just no robo-bear.)
You have SO MANY more fast food joints in America than we do in Canada. I'm getting in on this. I'm a cis-het-THIRSTY chick.
1. Pass. And yes I DID think of multiple functions for it, but still, pass.
2. AH! KILL IT WITYH FIRE! Pass. I like bears. Just not this one.
3. Pass...? It looks TOO much like a guy in a suit, if you know what I mean.
4. Pass. This mascot looks like a child to me, so I'm not going there.
5. Same, and for the same reason as above.
6. Smash. WHY am I with Scott on this one? Again, I don't think we have this one in Canada. Ugh, though, they donate to Republicans? Gross.
7. Hard pass. Age difference again, but this time, it's the other way around. Ew.
8. Pass. If I can control it, I'm only going for one non-human, as explained above.
9. SMASH, because he looks like Super Mario, and I like Italian men. And I'm Italian on my dad's side, and yeah, I see what you mean by the stereotyping, but at least we're stereotypically sexy.
10. Haha...that thing's a cow. Pass. And OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, it's Chick Fillet that's homophobic, right, not the one taco place with a CH name. Why am I blanking on that name? I swear you JUST said it. Chipotle, there we go.
11. PASS, because they're a teenager! I'm over thirty. No pedo.
12. Racist or no, he's still a pass. He's too old for me.
13. Smash. it's a blizzard. No more reasons needed.
14. Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice cream, but...I don't know. I want to EAT it, not...eat it. Know what I mean? So pass. Right into my mouth.
15. Pass on f*cking, but I WOULD cuddle him.
16. Pass. Again, I like big guys, but not with that shape and/or colour. PLEASE, purple people, don't go thinking I'm a racist. I'm one of you because I run at low oxygen. Y'all go look up what 'hypoxia" looks like.
17. Soft smash. Not partial to the face, but the pose is very confident, and that's sexy.
18. Pass. Looks like a child. NEXT.
19. PASS, The food is horrendous. To say "I wouldn't feed it to my sister's dead dog" is an insult to my sister's poor, dead dog. Poor Ruby. Like, she didn't go before her time, but we all loved that dog. But seriously, either learn to make a pizza that isn't made out of cardboard, or get the hell outta here.
20. Pass. I'm an Anarchist. No governmental figures, thanks.
21. PASS. Clowns are evil. Everyone knows it.
22. Sigh...like, based on those proportions alone, smash, but I CAN'T because I have really bad memories associated with that place. My ex used to drag me there all the time, and he was an asshole. Anyone here who's attracted to men: when you sit him down for the first time, make sure he's not a white supremacist. Like, right off the hop. I didn't KNOW, so I dated the guy for over a year, and then I found out, and of course it's like, 'I can fix him!', and no, you can't.
23. Oh Gods, KILL IT! Pass.
24. Pass. It's too fuzzy...and I like fuzzy MEN, just not fuzzy animals.
25. Pass, though I do like redheads.
26. Soft pass...? But he has an impeccable jawline.
From this debate, it seems we need to write the various companies to see their official stance on the circumcision status of their mascots.
Little fun fact what scott was talking about is that in st.louis panera is called st.louis bread company. When it started to expand out of st.louis they changed to panera outside of st.louis for market appeal
Also due to the baseball rivalry of Chicago and St.Louis it was changed
@@Spirit_of_Love_ really I actually didn’t know that
Jesse, you're allowed to not like Whataburger, you're only banned if you repeatedly bash it, like your friend ACRacebest.
Pizza Hut gave out Ninja Turtles vhs as a promo
Show Biz Pizza was a north Midwest north east chain that was a competitor Chuck E Cheese. My friends and I had many birthdays there. Eventually Chuck E. Cheese bought them out around me.
We had a Showbiz Pizza in Waco, TX growing up, although it was closed after the owners were caught embezzling money lol. The animatronics were impressive for their time, but I mostly valued it as a place that had the TMNT Arcade game.
The owners of that particular franchise location, not the owners of the company overall. It reopened later under new management.@@tinyj4520
I absolutely remember showbiz pizza. There was a place downtown that used to be a Chuck E. Cheese that eventually closed down, then a Showbiz Pizza opened up in the same spot then when they closed down the place reopened as a Chuck E. Cheese again.
I'm not old enough to remember Showbiz Pizza but there are several pictures of me as a baby with the showbiz animatronics.
They are every bit as dopey in those too
Why does Showbiz Bear's banjo look like the Necronomicon Exmortis? Bruh has a human skin banjo lmao.
"he's not his father"
I'm wheezing 😹
Every few weeks I need to go on another binge watch of these tier lists, they've become a form of comforting background noise.
fun fact, you're almost right about the Noid, from what i remember a guy shot up a dominoes cause he thought the noid was the Illuminati making fun of him cause his nickname was 'noid' and then they canned the mascot
his name was kenneth lamar noid, he held a couple dominoes employees at gunpoint but gave himself up to the cops after a few hours; idk if he thought the illuminati was behind it, but ur right he thought dominoes made the noid to mock him. he was sent to a mental asylum for some time but killed himself soon after he got out. dominoes retired the noid for years but I heard he's been back for a while now
@@kR-qj7rwnoid was his last name
54:30 Scott struggling to read Japanese text and giving up on the kanji is too relatable for me
I think the creepy bear mascot they couldn't identify was featured in Red Letter Media
30:00 the 90's chucky cheese always looked like a 30 yo koala trying to dawsons creek as a 12 yo mouse XD
Loved that end eyecatch :D
Its great that there is a spectrum of fun to serious on this channel.
Starting a trend of unforgetable commercials
"Contract the rainbow, taste the rainbow"
I'm immediately reminded that Scott and Jesse aren't too deep in RLM lore.
It’s a shame they haven’t heard “Dick the birthday boy.”
TFS: Let's watch Red Flag Gohan!
Also TFS:
I'm HERE for the Mascot Smash or Pass for the Superbowl
I love how Jessie comes to the conclusion on why he wouldn’t smash or pass some of these mascots it’s just pure fun.
Love the Apocalypse Now reference in the AD lmao
There's an hour of this? Oh this is going to be good.
That Whataburger mascot gives real Drawn Together's Captain Hero vibes.
Billy Bob was the mascot for Showbiz Pizza Place in the 80s. In the late 80s they converted all the Showbiz locations to Chuck E. Cheese. Fun fact I live in the DFW area and have an old Chuck E Cheese Animatronic in my living room.
"No, I'm not fucking this bear"
-Scott Frerichs
I kinda expected that burger in the background to just keep getting sauced the whole ass hour.
My first thought when I got the notification.
“Y’all are fuckin the Little Caesar’s Mascot.”
Showbiz went out of business in the late 90s - early 2000s, that's a childhood nostalgia hit.
Questions about an oven mitt I never thought I'd ask...
Yeah, Venture Brothers had an official collab deal with Carvel Ice Cream Cakes back in 2018. Carvel got a Brock Samson cake, and Venture Bros got to feature one of their signature whale-shaped cakes in Episode 5 of Season 7, 'The Inamorata Consequence'. Related quote by Red Mantle/Dragoon: "Good lord, this is a *cake!* It is Iced Cream!" "Ice cream?!? Put that down, those are MY arteries!"
Yeah, I remember Showbiz Pizza. That bear wanted to murder kids loooooong before Freddy.
32:38 there's actually a Colonel Sanders dating game!!! Its called "I love you, Colonel Sanders" !!!
I came to this channel for that sweet commentary on DBZA, but now I'm all here for these videos.
The Buffalo Wild Wings mascot looks so fucking basic, like someone took it from a high school and put a Buffalo Wild Wings shirt on it.
"I'll go inside to eat" is PowerTop
I love these videos. Just the fellas shooting the shit about tier lists or who they would bang. Pls give more about a variety of other things, lol
I love Scott trying to argue that Chuck E. Cheese is an adult.
Chuck has to be an adult because I *have* to know what someone whose middle name is Entertainment would do in the bedroom
I need more of these! Love them!
The Showbiz Pizza Bear being famous for, of course, his association with ultra-star celebrity Rich "Dick the Birthday Boy" Evans.
there was a Showbiz pizza with Billy Bob in Barboursville, WV
Chuckie cheese is the Tim pool of mascots
I’m glad I could come back and finish this video
I always thought that Carl's Jr star had real Marshie vibes.
"I'm an abomination! And I'm coming to your house after school...!"
“DQ! That’s what I love about TEEEXAAAS!” That really takes me back. 😂
Billy Bob is the closest thing I’ve seen in real life to a spring lock animatronic from FNAF
Thank you Scott I’m so glad to know I was not alone on thinking the Chuck E. Cheese mascot was creepy when I was a kid
It was the Clerks animated series that Scott was thinking of. It had both Mayor McCheese and Officer Big Mac.
Billy Bob the Bear is very real... Was very real. He's unemployed now, so he has time to find you in your dreams.
Could've done Drive Thru or Drive Bye.
Also yes I remember the bear. There was one about 30-40 minutes away from my house. I remember going there a few times for birthday parties. I never liked the animatronics there. They just looked bad.
Dude! My first interaction with the Noid was legit from the NES game. At the time, I didn't even know he was a mascot of anything, he does seem kinda fun TBH 😇
"Do you think his splooge tastes like gravy?"
TH-cam: Have an advert for Bisto gravy
I remember Show Biz Pizza, and the animatronics where creepier than the rat casino
I agree with the 1st chucky being horrifying and i was terrified of him as a child
Jesse, ever adorable and ever clueless, love that for him
I think I'm just gonna fast.
Smash or fast?
FAST!
In Jessie’s defense my Hispanic parents have been referring to buc-ees as “la ardía”, the spanish word for squirrel, their entire life.
Chuck E. Cheese is just Tony Hawk
I had my 10th birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese’s and when it’s your birthday you can get a photo with the guy in the suit, but me and a friend hid up in the tubes until he was gone.
apparently Buc-ee's is very gun-ho with "protecting" their brand. Sending out lawsuits and cease & desists at a drop of a hat.
Not to mention they pay their employees shit
@@Ironcorgi2 that is every company possible
49:50 it was the outbreak episode of Clerks
Guys, it’s Fast Food Mascot Smash or Pass the Plate. It’s right there.