Fry and Laurie - Size Doesn't Count

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  • Stephen Fry & Hugh Laurie's "Size Doesn't Count" sketch from 1987.

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  • @FlyingFox86
    @FlyingFox86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    I love how they are holding flowers for no particular reason.

    • @mrbenoit5018
      @mrbenoit5018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I assumed they were having this conversation at a funeral

    • @konstantinr7193
      @konstantinr7193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      getting married

    • @natheniel
      @natheniel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      i love how Laurie’s bouquet is larger

    • @FlyingFox86
      @FlyingFox86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@natheniel I didn't even notice that.

  • @CanaryKeeper
    @CanaryKeeper 13 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    "Well, yours is bent for a start!"
    "Exactly, and so is my nose!"
    I died laughing! XD

    • @GuruJudge21
      @GuruJudge21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's a literal. They're not all straight.

    • @Temptation666
      @Temptation666 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Katherine Price Bent is the opposite of Straight of cause

    • @MIB4u
      @MIB4u 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      liar

  • @tylerlewis4907
    @tylerlewis4907 10 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    This is the best comedy duo I've seen in years. How did I not find them sooner!?

  • @CanaryKeeper
    @CanaryKeeper 13 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Stephen: There's one way to settle this. We'll let the nice ladies and gentlemen decide.
    Audience: :D
    Hugh: Alright.
    Stephen: Alright.
    Hugh: Alright!
    ...
    Stephen: No, actually best not, come to think of it.
    Audience: D:

  • @Tourmaline1973
    @Tourmaline1973 16 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Bless... they look so young & babyfaced

    • @Quintusblake
      @Quintusblake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Surely you mean baby armed or baby penised

    • @ziripond3502
      @ziripond3502 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Quintusblake An exquisite exchange of perspectives spanning a decade, what marvel this internet thingie is :)

  • @iamsainiran
    @iamsainiran 12 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Hugh : "Well yours is bent for a start!"
    Stephen : "Exactly! So is my nose!"
    OMFGROTFL...

    • @Bullshit_Media
      @Bullshit_Media ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is god fucking rolling on the floor laughing?!!! :D

  • @iOnlySignIn
    @iOnlySignIn 12 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    10 people named Albert Tomkinson watched this video.

  • @ensouls
    @ensouls 14 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I love how hilarious these two are together. And of course the guys and girls both have something nice to look at when they're on stage.

  • @sorchathetotalyeah
    @sorchathetotalyeah 13 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I have to say, Stephen is REMARKABLY gorgeous in this video.

  • @RosanneEs
    @RosanneEs 12 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Only Stephen Fry would play strip bridge xD

  • @oXoPandasRuleXoX
    @oXoPandasRuleXoX 13 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Well yours is bent, for a start..."
    "Exactly, so is my nose."
    AHHHH I love these two! :)

  • @survivrs
    @survivrs 15 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Hugh is such a talented man, and funnier than shit!!!!! The two of these guys offset each other perfectly. Thanks for posting this video. I needed a laugh today and you just provided it.

  • @phemyda94
    @phemyda94 16 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Aww, I would squeal with delight if I opened the door and these two were standing there each holding a bunch of flowers...

    • @maxakleibert5564
      @maxakleibert5564 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This might be a late reply, but I believe they were meant to be at a funeral…………….

  • @philiphartman2785
    @philiphartman2785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This comment section is a blast from the past. Loving it; especially all the emoticons.

  • @PSBelectronica
    @PSBelectronica 14 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    They both look so handsome here!!! :D Loved the sketch too!

  • @Ms14787
    @Ms14787 14 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love Stephen Fry, adore, worship and everything in between. Comedic brilliance, dashing posture, sensual voice...I shiver every time I even hear his name;)

  • @LordJashin
    @LordJashin 15 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I think this is my favorite Fry & Laurie sketch. Every damn time I laugh my ass off. XDXD

  • @runningforest2421
    @runningforest2421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    They are geniuses of our time, aren't they?

  • @wickedfeylady
    @wickedfeylady 15 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    They are both so gorgeous, I would agree that size is irrelevant to me...when it comes to these two!

  • @musicismypassion23
    @musicismypassion23 14 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Omg, Hugh is so young and girgeous in this!!!

  • @GrubbyJim
    @GrubbyJim 13 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    They're both so fucking gorgeous

  • @BeveledSpilchOnion
    @BeveledSpilchOnion 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Saturday Live. It was a live show that helped spawn a lot of acts. I think all of the Fry & Laurie sketches from this are now on TH-cam. Others include:
    "Fry and Laurie - Taking and Driving Away"
    "Hugh Laurie -Stephen Fry Piano Masterclass"

  • @Djafintha
    @Djafintha 13 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love Hugh Laurie so mutch. As he is playing House or this sketches! Thumbs up if you agree!

  • @MercedesH835
    @MercedesH835 16 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My vaguely slashy mind would love to know where the inspiration for this sketch came from.

  • @singinginachurch
    @singinginachurch 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh good lord Stephen.

  • @Truecolours333
    @Truecolours333 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    it's not just you. i find him absolutely gorgeous all the time!

  • @Norfolkgal22
    @Norfolkgal22 10 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I'd give Hugh a go any size eyey

  • @yankeeangel26
    @yankeeangel26 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They're so cute! I love them!

  • @JamesEverett91
    @JamesEverett91 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Shouldn't have watched this on my laptop while drinking tea... sprayed it all over the keyboard lol

  • @HulloKat
    @HulloKat 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Stephen is lovely

  • @KittiMitties
    @KittiMitties 12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Albert Tomkinsons of this world are not amused.

  • @krisskool4u
    @krisskool4u 16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    trop top Fry et Laurie c'est trop fort!

  • @IRonMan-kw2jp
    @IRonMan-kw2jp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mr. Tomkinson! 😂😂😂😂

  • @ZandraVamp
    @ZandraVamp 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Pervert!" Hahaha that was the best thing I've seen in a while... XD

  • @DemonFoxAkira
    @DemonFoxAkira 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Me: You guys are such teases! D:

  • @lynxmoon
    @lynxmoon 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    XDDDDDDDDDDD!!!! How come I had never seen this one before?? It's brilliant!!!!! LOOOOOL

  • @bbethany7
    @bbethany7 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Through their entire careers Fry&Laurie have been teamed
    up...until House, that is...

  • @Blahblahblahblahize
    @Blahblahblahblahize 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    AND SO IS MY NOSE

  • @MatiPryjomko
    @MatiPryjomko 11 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Ralph Fiennes on the other hand had to have his large nose removed digitally. ;)

  • @ta666ak666
    @ta666ak666 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Yeap, it's the car thing. This theory is also approved by Top Gear.

  • @LaliEmiru
    @LaliEmiru 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @IThinkIMightBeRobert Very, very true.

  • @chanilastname7217
    @chanilastname7217 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    brilliant

  • @Titaniacy
    @Titaniacy 16 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "We'll let the nice ladies and gentleman decide"
    WE WANT TO DECIDE! WE WANT TO DECIDE!!!

  • @divxsamsung
    @divxsamsung 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was born in that same year.

  • @TheAkelei
    @TheAkelei 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's always nice to feel understood ;-) On the other hand in Germany there is a saying that the nose is quite in relation to the ... package, so.... ;-)

    • @ReadyMindsetGo
      @ReadyMindsetGo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Of course you could have an individual measurement comparison that does work. Personally mine gets as big as two of my fists.

  • @mowestjohn
    @mowestjohn 12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Please all watch ''judge not'' by fry and laurie, One of the funniest things I've ever seen---enjoy

  • @therealxunil2
    @therealxunil2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I want to believe that Stephen is hung like a tripod.

  • @jennyjohnson5428
    @jennyjohnson5428 ปีที่แล้ว

    'gentleman squash'

  • @ChikaVadik
    @ChikaVadik 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was also good! :)

  • @kjergens1
    @kjergens1 14 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is great. Barely looks dated. No 80's hair or clothes.

  • @cipsofulya
    @cipsofulya 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Diameter is more important than length , mr microsoft!

  • @CopperNick1
    @CopperNick1 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's also interesting that both of them are almost 2 meters tall

  • @javid62663
    @javid62663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just an old wives tale

  • @gvantsasakaruli9900
    @gvantsasakaruli9900 ปีที่แล้ว

    On my poor baby started crying

  • @homeric85
    @homeric85 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL! "The size of a baby's arm".

  • @rnpcarter
    @rnpcarter 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    ". . . and so is my nose!"

  • @sunside7
    @sunside7 13 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I hope I don't meet anyone named Mr.Tomkinson! I won't be able to keep a straight face! :D

  • @IizUname
    @IizUname 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Albert's fine. I'm not worried about it

  • @huangfrigga6306
    @huangfrigga6306 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I remember to have seen an interview in which Emma(Hugh's ex) refer him as a "crocodile with huge ****"

  • @patatasfries
    @patatasfries 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this is so rich :))

  • @edwinov
    @edwinov 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My friends call me tripod.

  • @Skeew1
    @Skeew1 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:00 that is sooo cute and sad all at once! god stephen, how do you do these things?

  • @ProjectFlashlight612
    @ProjectFlashlight612 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Fell a bit flat, that one

  • @antiphonebill
    @antiphonebill 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    trust me... it's about Mr. Tomkinson, if you get my drift and I think you do.

  • @boneappletea3858
    @boneappletea3858 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    A bit a fry and laurie was the best part of that show.

  • @tubreeze
    @tubreeze 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    "DAMM!"
    Haha!

  • @roys8870
    @roys8870 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Kamasutra was translated by Sir Richard Francis Burton about 126 years ago but western men are still concern about their size. The basic lesson in the Kamasutra is simple. If your "thing" is small, find a small hole. If your "thing" is big, find a big hole. Always find somebody who is compatible.

    • @buttercup9884
      @buttercup9884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If your "thing" is small, find a small hole.
      Actually it does sound as if taken out of a carpenter book - or a plumber manual.

  • @ena2ooo
    @ena2ooo 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am afraid yes...

  • @RahulAjgaonkar
    @RahulAjgaonkar 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    i agree

  • @magegirl8
    @magegirl8 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    "A Shrivelled Stupip Acorn!" Oh dear. Read "Moab is my Washpot" if you want some background on this skit

  • @stanorange
    @stanorange 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    No dear, I do too!

  • @reuireuiop0
    @reuireuiop0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Funny guys at YT think, after this, I should watch "What happened to Britain's last Hunter-Gatherers".
    But I think I already know ...

  • @MercedesH835
    @MercedesH835 16 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Who doesn't have an obsession with Hugh's thighs? ;)

    • @heliab4112
      @heliab4112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I long to nestle between his lordship's thighs. M'love.

  • @AxmxZ
    @AxmxZ 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not just sex in general, but *those two* and sex. XD

  • @LittleWhiteLy
    @LittleWhiteLy 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @echoingheads Great point.

  • @AxmxZ
    @AxmxZ 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    The strip bridge game, presumably... :)))

  • @mrpurple11
    @mrpurple11 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    wondering the same here

  • @lennic95
    @lennic95 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    my...Albert! lol

  • @ElveeKaye
    @ElveeKaye 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    10 people have tiny trouser snakes.

  • @jehabib
    @jehabib 14 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    hahahaha Your is bent from the start
    And so is my nose haha

  • @azn88hunni
    @azn88hunni 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    hahahaha god this is hilarious!

  • @WaxingRadiance
    @WaxingRadiance 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Tobianian and you can breath through your ears?

  • @Liz86000
    @Liz86000 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    ROTFLOL!!!

  • @VoiceofCthulhu
    @VoiceofCthulhu 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @echoingheads Snape had a huge nose. So did Dumbledore.

  • @limerence8365
    @limerence8365 ปีที่แล้ว

    I thought the joke was they were talking about their dogs

  • @AshishGupta-ql9lq
    @AshishGupta-ql9lq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    peregrine

  • @grundeir
    @grundeir 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    And yet another reason why Snape was a great man.

  • @armegeddis
    @armegeddis 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @charleeXD You mean there are times he isn't? D:

  • @heavyfuckingmetal420
    @heavyfuckingmetal420 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    young House

  • @Tobianian
    @Tobianian 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @WaxingRadiance umm sure, why not.

  • @Phage0070
    @Phage0070 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @charleeXD
    Thats just the size of his Mr. Thompkins talking...

  • @Quintusblake
    @Quintusblake 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wait, then what’s the Mr. Thompkinson

  • @TheAkelei
    @TheAkelei 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Em - you are quite sure you aren't mixing up this "nose thing" with the "car thing"? As in the context of cars I am quite with you as far as compensation is concerned ;-)

  • @emma41093
    @emma41093 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @echoingheads Never mind Harry....Snape!!

  • @Jordan781
    @Jordan781 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mr. Tomkinson?

  • @dougthemoleman
    @dougthemoleman 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Albert.

  • @SemiColon81
    @SemiColon81 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeah, that's the joke. They've been skirting around it the whole sketch and then they actually say it.

  • @Mew4U
    @Mew4U 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOL a baby's arm

  • @handsomebrick
    @handsomebrick 12 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm surprised the audience didn't reflexively cheer at the insinuation that Stephen and Hugh were getting ready to whip out their cocks for the audience's entertainment. Is the audience really tepid or is it something about the time and place?

    • @adonisadmirer2752
      @adonisadmirer2752 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well the atmosphere was feeling pretty flaccid anyways...

  • @KetOoKa889
    @KetOoKa889 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Watabird and fluffy, pink and moist