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  • @PiTaBoI94
    @PiTaBoI94 10 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    "I don't know if people realize how many walls they come into contact with per day." That's pretty fuckin deep

    • @WellBeSerious12
      @WellBeSerious12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, most walls are hollow. And most things are empty space. You are literally mostly empty.

    • @subhasray1111
      @subhasray1111 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@WellBeSerious12 are you living in another dimension

  • @ColorCodeWhite
    @ColorCodeWhite 9 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    who writes this guy's dialogues jesus he's just constantly spewing out pure gold

    • @MashieMutt
      @MashieMutt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Rob!n I think it's improv, it sure seems a lot like it

    • @alexmateos5362
      @alexmateos5362 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Red Mashie it is lol

    • @LosEagle
      @LosEagle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Not everybody needs written dialogues.

    • @supernintendochalmers3385
      @supernintendochalmers3385 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      +LosEagle Few humans can say such immaculate speeches without practice

    • @lillonerboi504
      @lillonerboi504 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Jordan Alexander He just speaks his mind nothing special just funny.

  • @Redeadhunter
    @Redeadhunter 9 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    The main reason I could never beat this is because it gives me a migraine just to look at it.

  • @neighbor472
    @neighbor472 8 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "I'm about to do to my ass what jimmy Hendrix did to his guitar"
    RIP me

  • @lldog98
    @lldog98 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "I'm about to do to my ass what Jimi Hendrix used to do to his guitars." I've never gotten the severity of a situation more clearly than I did when I heard that.

  • @certifiedonlinegaming5447
    @certifiedonlinegaming5447 10 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    To be fair, this is considered to be one of the hardest levels in all of gaming,

    • @tic-tack
      @tic-tack 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ***** Are you alright

    • @hyperslow1233
      @hyperslow1233 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Ladical Rad To be fair, he's going by every gaming blog ever.

    • @EXRazeBurn
      @EXRazeBurn 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Ladical Rad To be unfair, I'm going to go ahead and presume you have no idea what the various disorders of ASD actually are or what defines them, but that that never stopped you from making an ass of yourself in YT comments.

    • @Juuhazan_
      @Juuhazan_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ladical Rad WOW so funny YOU GOT HIM GOOD BOIII XDXDXDXDXD

    • @pablovirus
      @pablovirus 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +DragonhunterZeroSeven Nineteen are all gaming blogs so ignorant of the existence of much harder games then? jw

  • @bassastler2226
    @bassastler2226 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I absolutely lost my shit when he said "I just feel like George Washington's wooden teeth are gnawing at my nipples".

    • @Alinosu67890
      @Alinosu67890 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bass Astler I'm gonna help you find it again. Where's the last time you've seen your shit?

  • @myguy57
    @myguy57 11 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "you're shiting my shit with that shit," i couldnt have said it better myself

  • @meddle98
    @meddle98 9 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "I'm about to do to my ass what Jimi Hendrix did to his guitars"

  • @Dummiboibeatz
    @Dummiboibeatz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've been coming back to watch this like once every year since this video came out, because every time I watch it I get so happy and I die laughing

  • @Zorax2144
    @Zorax2144 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "That'll really bring down the house*
    It's funny because he's taking away the walls.

  • @cs31498
    @cs31498 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Watching this while taking a shit. Was struggling to push it out, this helped

  • @brody_zzz
    @brody_zzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    damn i missed 10 years of this classic.. one of my favorites of yours

  • @Munisk52
    @Munisk52 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I remember going through this flawlessly with my friend. Every single time, not a single death. And we always failed at next boss. Never got past him.

  • @juaninieveslebron4494
    @juaninieveslebron4494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He was the world biggest poet even as a teenager

  • @usagichanp
    @usagichanp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This video is 7 years old and it’s still fantastic.

  • @ComradeSeanski
    @ComradeSeanski 11 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    and to think critikal had battletoads the whole time, guess i should stop calling gamestop.

  • @crossrodde
    @crossrodde 9 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Show me the carfax lol

  • @thecraftyg3ck035
    @thecraftyg3ck035 11 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    This is the greatest wall jumping of all time

  • @helenTW
    @helenTW 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "You're shitting my shit with that shit!" XD

  • @smellthel
    @smellthel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    EIGHT YEARS????

  • @ClaytonJonesImages
    @ClaytonJonesImages 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just heard a philosophical discourse on walls. My life is complete, bro.

  • @thenegev77
    @thenegev77 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This game was voted the most difficult game in existence. More than Dark Souls.

    • @MrAzzhloe
      @MrAzzhloe 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Dark Souls isn't nearly hard enough to be on a list of the most difficult games in existence. Battletoads might be.

    • @shmegman3045
      @shmegman3045 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Try Ninja Gaiden.

    • @creepypato3984
      @creepypato3984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You could say it was the Dark Souls of NES gaming.

  • @hypernovaD
    @hypernovaD 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    My best memory of this game is beating my little brother so much he just threw the controller and said.. "I don't like this fucking game"

  • @isaiahanthony1742
    @isaiahanthony1742 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:06 don't tell that to Onision. He might hold you to it.

  • @Gemidori
    @Gemidori 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "This frog doesn't even look like a frog when it's operating the automobile. It looks like a...green Squidward."

  • @JimmyIsSoEpic
    @JimmyIsSoEpic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i wheezed at show me the carfax

  • @MeAmSmack
    @MeAmSmack 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Used to be the bane of my existence. But even to this day, I totally consider this once of my favorite games from the NES. This and Contra of course.

  • @inducechaos
    @inducechaos 11 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Show me the Carfax.

    • @NightbaneGames
      @NightbaneGames 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cr1TiKaL confirmed new Carfax spokesman!

  • @SomeFluffer64
    @SomeFluffer64 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    The fact that he brought one of Ronald Raegan's quotes was brought into a battletoads video made my day.

  • @pink_protogen
    @pink_protogen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Micheal Jones needs to play this game!

  • @LunarZyrus
    @LunarZyrus 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can still hear the music, still ringing in my head. Over and over...

  • @MistaHoward
    @MistaHoward 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:28
    The origin story of Dogi the Wallcrusher.

    • @aodtonix
      @aodtonix 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Howard Phillips is that a ys reference? :O

  • @demillec888
    @demillec888 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "That's why you can't have walls all over the place!"

  • @jakeslines69
    @jakeslines69 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He needs to come back and finish this!

  • @xsierratylerx
    @xsierratylerx 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When he said "show me the carfax" I almost spit out my drink. Omg.

  • @VENIX75
    @VENIX75 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i like how the url has Peeek in it

  • @stephaniewoo5669
    @stephaniewoo5669 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This game is not just hard but it is actually is one of the hardest, if not the hardest video games ever. It is not possible.

    • @Rokabur
      @Rokabur 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Stephanie Woo There's a video here on TH-cam of someone doing a perfect run of Battletoads, no cheats, no warps, no deaths, not even taking a single hit.

  • @Sdawkminn
    @Sdawkminn 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Okay, I just subscribed. I don't do that very often, but I love your commentary. I'm trying to become a "let's player" but I don't think I'm very funny. I would really, really enjoy watching you play Amagon for the NES. It's a game I had growing up and I think you would make it extremely funny.

    • @fuckk-popandtiktok3388
      @fuckk-popandtiktok3388 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello

    • @Hellzapopp1n
      @Hellzapopp1n 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fuckk-popandtiktok3388 Nice username edgelord

    • @vingasoline5068
      @vingasoline5068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Hellzapopp1n can’t say I disagree with him on either one of those statements

  • @CountNiggulous
    @CountNiggulous 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'll remain faithful to the man either way. No matter how hard most of his fans try to deny it, he has a face. One of these days, he's probably going to SHOW his face. I only hope they won't cry too hard when that happens, but at least he'll still be funny.

  • @JonBtw
    @JonBtw 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    0_0 How Come Cr1tiKal Doesn't Have 30 mill Subs... He deserves The Phuck out of that!

    • @Gemidori
      @Gemidori 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      7 billion*

  • @Herocku
    @Herocku 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very fitting title, this has to be one of the hardest levels in gaming history

  • @Chunkimonkey416
    @Chunkimonkey416 11 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    its all good i had missouri winning alsoxD

  • @Magrail1982
    @Magrail1982 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rofling over here. Two days ago, I tried to get some friends over to race in Battletoads. There was much cursing.

  • @z1lla4
    @z1lla4 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    green squidward , i thought squidward was green lol

  • @ddahlson37
    @ddahlson37 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The March madness bracket transition makes me laugh every damn time 😂

  • @JakeMarshallOfThisTown
    @JakeMarshallOfThisTown 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I want to draw for you! Show me what you look like or maybe a sona for me to draw for you. I just absolutely love your videos and really want to do something in return.

  • @DriveforFive07
    @DriveforFive07 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks Cr1TiKaL you just reminded me about my fucked up March Madness Bracket

  • @CattyMintgum
    @CattyMintgum 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the same Mr.Toad from the wolf among us xD

  • @gusfinger8369
    @gusfinger8369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Banana man
    - Banana man

  • @drewmcdonald8065
    @drewmcdonald8065 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    DId anyone ever beat this

    • @TheManlyman21
      @TheManlyman21 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I can beat this level pretty easily, just practice. The rest is harder

    • @nbvdkamp
      @nbvdkamp 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I did beat it (with a shitton of savestates)

    • @MrAzzhloe
      @MrAzzhloe 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cr1tikal didn't even make it to the hard part of this level.

    • @malikevans634
      @malikevans634 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheManlyman21
      From 3 on, 100% no mercy for the weak. I could never beat Clinger Winger. But the Rat Race was fun.

  • @seankorzenborn8912
    @seankorzenborn8912 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the nightmares of that level.... ugh... kill it.... kill it with fire

  • @shoozymusic
    @shoozymusic 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    why isn't Cr1tikal king of the universe.

  • @matthewmk3204
    @matthewmk3204 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    i played this as a kid and never ever ever got past this level.

  • @saltcor
    @saltcor 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Reagan was the best

    • @JJAB91
      @JJAB91 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No. We haven't had a true President since Warren G. Harding.

    • @zion7198
      @zion7198 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      See how serious he got over presidents

    • @TheNewAgeGamer97
      @TheNewAgeGamer97 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think you may have forgotten about the Great Richard Nixon, our Lord and Savior.

    • @WWTDD37
      @WWTDD37 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The best what? Definitely not the best president.

    • @ЮлианБродняк
      @ЮлианБродняк 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Michael Ford he was the best at taking policy advice from his potted plants

  • @19felinefancy
    @19felinefancy 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sometimes I just put his videos on and do other things so I can just listen to him ramble. He says the greatest things.

  • @stewrules
    @stewrules 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This has to be one of his best episodes.

  • @TheGrowlingAraknid
    @TheGrowlingAraknid 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    is that frog gliding through someones intestines? got flesh wall and blood pools and brain backround

  • @darkknight951
    @darkknight951 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    No wonder I missed this video from my subscriptions. It didn't had "Gameplay and Commentary" in the title of the video.

  • @lanelafisking
    @lanelafisking 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think walking through this level would be more fun than driving through it

  • @MYNAMACHEF
    @MYNAMACHEF 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I'm about to do to my ass what Jimi Hendrix used to do to his guitars"

  • @evan028028
    @evan028028 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "im about to do to my ass what jimmy hendrix did to his guitars" i cant stop laughing

  • @screaming4joy
    @screaming4joy 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I didn't hit that wall . SHOW ME THE CAR FAX ." hahaha I was cracking up

  • @Bajigaloo
    @Bajigaloo 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how he calls the toad "Mr toad", I dunno why, but it made me laugh.

  • @angrybumblebee357
    @angrybumblebee357 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Show me the carfax" Omfg, I was dying at that part.

  • @XxXBLAD3XxX53
    @XxXBLAD3XxX53 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would like to thank you for showing me this game again...
    Me and my brother spent our entire saturday night trying to beat that last fucking part at the end of that level...

  • @jackdaniels2651
    @jackdaniels2651 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    You have me avoiding walls at all costs.

  • @bossblitz2041
    @bossblitz2041 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Wall" we're at it

  • @xISOmaniac
    @xISOmaniac 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    at least you tried it took many years to master Battletoads for The Nintendo Entertainment System

  • @Dimiranger
    @Dimiranger 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    The greatest effort of all time, awesome description

  • @CodemanGames
    @CodemanGames 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    The bane of my childhood...

  • @Ashragi
    @Ashragi 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for teaching us oh great prophet!

  • @MehRemix
    @MehRemix 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love you so much for wanting Missouri to win it all

  • @BryannaYourMom
    @BryannaYourMom 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Your shitting my shit with that shit!" LMAO.

  • @patriciom.m.5406
    @patriciom.m.5406 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love when he notice he is a toad and thats when he starts talking crap about him.

  • @xSilentPandorum
    @xSilentPandorum 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    You, sir, are the wisest man i have ever known

  • @Metalchris36
    @Metalchris36 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This truly is a bullfrogs worst nightmare.

  • @XArticSpartanX
    @XArticSpartanX 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    you were born 20 years after this game was born then you say you never played it as a kid yet your playing it right now

  • @vandalnofx
    @vandalnofx 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was incredible. I'm gonna call gamestop right now to see if they have battletoads

  • @Ljm23281
    @Ljm23281 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "'A tree's a tree, how many more do you need to look at?' ..not really applicable to this situation but he definitely said that shit." lmfao amazing

  • @MrOarsome
    @MrOarsome 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    The voice expert himself right here.

  • @ShawnPendleton1
    @ShawnPendleton1 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    so did i then they showed me a prime example of choking

  • @badboy47577
    @badboy47577 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    car fax report: accidents at least 100 or so, brick walls are dangerous

  • @rocketscooter150
    @rocketscooter150 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel your pain in the march madness bracket, is busted too

  • @CriticalMayhem
    @CriticalMayhem 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "If you think I could beat this level, you would be wrong. If I think I could beat this level...I would be wrong" Lmao I love how you make this shit up off the top of your head and your range of vocabulary makes it even better

  • @Oziot
    @Oziot 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    His videos are always hilarious, and entertaining to watch. Keep up the good work!

  • @SuperRage1998
    @SuperRage1998 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    the three types of commentary Critikal resorts to mad at himself mad at things in the game mad at his character

  • @bjgedwsr
    @bjgedwsr 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was drinking out of a gallon jug of Gatorade in my bed, but when he said, "That makes absolutely no sense. Show me the carfax. I cleared that shit." I found myself drowning in glacier freeze

  • @Wasteland1000
    @Wasteland1000 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Jimi Hendrix part killed me.

  • @TheAst4rtes
    @TheAst4rtes 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    nemesis of my childhood

  • @DerpingOctopus
    @DerpingOctopus 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I liked the video before i even watched it, thats how great he is.

  • @TheGodofwar00
    @TheGodofwar00 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cr1tikal:Show me the carfax
    Car dealer:Beat Battle Toads first

  • @blinx503
    @blinx503 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I heard someone do that once while on a TF2 server, the clerk really told him off.

  • @freeponoggit1743
    @freeponoggit1743 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    It looks like a green Octodad with a pink mustache.

  • @ZxRScout
    @ZxRScout 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    *sniff *sniff you brought back the sand whale memories here come the nightmares

  • @Frogtea
    @Frogtea 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Throw caution to the wind says the frog." Made me laugh so hard I don't even know why.

  • @lizvincent7738
    @lizvincent7738 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    "that'll really bring down the house" goddammit

  • @Dembilaja
    @Dembilaja 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    He drove far too better when you called him Mister Frog

  • @BlackVice80
    @BlackVice80 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Playing this game on 2 players with a friend was one of the most frustrating and funny moment for me. I'd keep dying at the start, and when I started getting the hang of it, my friend would start losing it. Even with save stats... it took us about half an hour to clear that bit

  • @nicknamegoddess
    @nicknamegoddess 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "You don't even care about your wife, do you Mr. Toad??"