Okay, that last point is debatable, the Orokin always felt pretty fucking bad imo, sure the Grineer have done the things that they have done, but the Orokin are the cause of almost every problem in the Origin System, to date.
I love that radio voice at the beginning and end of the video. If you simply made a 30 minute video of you sputtering propaganda-like nonsense in that voice I would be happy. (In actuality, your humor is a major factor in how enjoyable this video is)
Drill Sergeant: Alright boys what are we going to do?! Troops:Kill the potato robots! Drill Sergeant: I can't hear you! Troops:Kill the potato robots! Drill Sergeant:Good now go out there and Peel me some spuds! Troops: Sir yes sir!!! Drill Sergeant: Those are going to be some damn good mash potatoes.
+Xayl I'd prefer Infested. And possible a bit of a lore-esque speculation portion that goes into what may be behind that 'door' in the Liset, and its possible implications. :p Though I'll admit, I'd love a speculative video as to why the Tenno themselves are apparently "Immune" to the infestation, which they say during infested missions sometimes(The Operator's that is).
+Xayl Infested but be sure to mention that Warframes are similar to the infestation, just more controlled by us and that tenno cannot become infested (they say it themselves lol)
I'm aware of the link. Not sure what concrete information we have currently aside from the implication that the warframes are made of more controlled infested tissue (hence the bleeding) but I will touch on it though.
+Xayl Believe me, it's entirely because you've seen it and heard it so many times while making it that you have that kind of perception of it. =p Happened to me all the time on my League vids. Good shit though mang, keep it up. I'm enjoying these.
Xayl (2016): Grineer heavy units are the biggest bullet sponges in the game! Wolf of Saturn Six: Hold my hammer (coz you'll never get it anytime soon).
well, I mean, most of Xayl's information can be found in game... you just have to actively look for it, like the lore of Dark Souls, except the lore isnt stored among every single item you pick up, they're instead packed into handy-dandy data spheres that have been scattered across the system called Cephalon Fragments, then you just check the Codex
Technically you can find everything in the game. But that means you spend less time murdering everything that's not Tenno (We're as bad as everyone else!)
As I said last time; I want MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE. And I'll probably subscribe next time. So the next up is Corpus? Or Infested? Will we eventually get Cephalon lore? I can't wait for more! I don't really have any feedback this time, but keep it up! The two you have out already are fun, entertaining, and educational, so it's all good with me.
Just how many grineer have we killed? Like seriously, I alone have killed 350k in my 5 years. If I can exterminate the population of iceland by myself, how many earths worth of grineer could we drop together?
Love your videos, very well done! Your like the VaatiVidya of warframe lore :D I'll be subscribing, i've recently gotten back into warframe and just got my Operator so lore is pretty hot on my mind o.o
I know right, I started playing WF back when it was early beta and only 3 WF's were available. Then I stopped playing for 3yrs? or more, came back for a short couple of days, then left again for a couple more years b/c i couldn't grind for Mesa to well. Then this Aug 2017 i was like fuck it!! bought some plat. bought Mesa, and now I love the game!! I was held back by my dislike for Loki and Mag... they didn't fit my play style. Now that i've let the game grow over time, all these new update including that open world expansion, coming soonish, has fueled my play.
Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.
I think it's more the Grineer that control the Solar Rail network, listening to the vast majority of the Radio Scanner frequencies, those voices that come from confirmed Solar Rail sources (Rail Control, often) say things like "glory to the Queens," suggesting a Grineer affiliation. This would be supported by the ANTI Moa Synth, in which a corpus smugglers (post-Orokin but not QUITE modern Corpus Corporation) aren't able to open use a Rail and get waylaid by a Grineer trap as they try to sneak onto it.
Bilsa was, in fact, a Sectarus class, and the Twin Queens were also said to have fought against the Grineer during their uprising while Bilsa seems to have fallen in line with them after having been captured as a slave - no fighting against the Grineer for her, certainly not to the point where the Grineer came to fear and respect them. So the idea of Bilsa as one of the Queens holds NO water, but I do think it's INCREDIBLY likely that she is one of the original female Grineer - as, up til she's referred to as "Grineer" by the big one with her, there is NO mention of female Grineer, meaning that they might have been an all-male clone race under the rule of the Orokin (also of interest, while we need more evidence for it, there are currently no-mentioned male Lorists either...)
there's no lore for the weapons in the games and so far Titania is the only prime with any sort of lore shown in the game but other than that Saryn and Mirage are the only other 2 primes with Lore unless you count the codex entries for Mag,Ember,and Rhino which could potentially be outdated and confirm nothing other than Mag was waging war against the Corpus
I'd feel sorry for them if they would stop trying to pull me in like like a knock off scorpion and there by stun locking me!! Unless you don't wanna fight or you're part of the Steel Meridian, then get out of my sight spud face!! Clem on the other hand... He can stay! I love that little man!
The Grineer shall once rule the galaxy. You tenno are just children. And about Neffy? Nef Anyo:pRaiSe tHe vOiD I'm not a hek. But what u did to my *toobmen* go to *hek*
I dont understand why warframe made tenno and grinnier and corpus are allies in new war if we're just gona be fighting war with the after. AT LEAST WARFRAME COULD OF GAVE US NEW ENEMIES.
I'm detecting a large security force heading your way. It's the Grineer.
In a grineer base. On a grineer planet. In an extermination mission. No shit, Lotus?
Because we all need a security force interrupting out spy mission. Oh, wait, I'm thinking of glass
@@deusexvesania1702 this made me laugh way harder than it should have
Is there a way to limit Lotus transmissions?
The grineer is a matriarchy just so you know
Thank you Lotus. After genociding the shit out of one evil empire you let an even worse one arise and ruin the lives of millions.
Okay, that last point is debatable, the Orokin always felt pretty fucking bad imo, sure the Grineer have done the things that they have done, but the Orokin are the cause of almost every problem in the Origin System, to date.
So grineer are basically kinda deformed decendents of humanity
I think the frequency of the jokes in this video was much better here than in the first video. Good job.
+CoRR h I'm glad to hear you say that, I tried to pace it better as well so it isn't just me rambling at 100mph
+Xayl Was a bit rambley at times, but overall much better than the first video. Keep it up!
+CoRR h Worst part is I talk like that anyway so in my head it seems fine but on video I end up sounding a bit mad. Cheers, will do :)
Warframe: Making Uranus jokes since 2013.
Bakeware they’re not, just annoying. And you weren’t supposed to use a , there
NewMEndy 19008 Woooosh
Sosik007 how is that a woosh
@@sip__ because the comment youre replying to is a joke.
Ur_ anus
I love that radio voice at the beginning and end of the video. If you simply made a 30 minute video of you sputtering propaganda-like nonsense in that voice I would be happy. (In actuality, your humor is a major factor in how enjoyable this video is)
Drill Sergeant: Alright boys what are we going to do?!
Troops:Kill the potato robots!
Drill Sergeant: I can't hear you!
Troops:Kill the potato robots!
Drill Sergeant:Good now go out there and Peel me some spuds!
Troops: Sir yes sir!!!
Drill Sergeant: Those are going to be some damn good mash potatoes.
“Grineer? What kind of name is that anyway? They just rearranged the N word”
-the zan man
Orikin: today’s humans with tomorrow’s technology, all the other factions where made to serve the orikin
There are only 3 Grineer I like Clem, Clem, and Tyl Regor.
Eclipseslayer98 what about Cressa Tal?
I like lech krill because he drops plans for armor for by childs
You should mention how the grineer is a matriarchy
Your one of my favorite lorist for warframe and if you did other games you would be number one in my book as well. Keep up the great work!
I really want to do other games, was just worried I'd alienate the people who came here for wf :P any suggestions?
GRINEER AREN'T IN PHOBOS!!! THEY ARE IN MARS!!!
JadeBull1070 Yeah. But they are also in ceris, Saturn, Uranus etc
@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 no their in Uranus
Oh my god this guy is funny and informative lols
Cheers dude :)
If a Grineer smokes weed do they become a... Baked Potato?
6:02 Brock Sampson, I love venture bros
Would you guys prefer Corpus or Infested for the next video?
+Xayl Infested
and great job. love your humor.
+Xayl Definetely Infested
+Xayl I'd prefer Infested. And possible a bit of a lore-esque speculation portion that goes into what may be behind that 'door' in the Liset, and its possible implications. :p
Though I'll admit, I'd love a speculative video as to why the Tenno themselves are apparently "Immune" to the infestation, which they say during infested missions sometimes(The Operator's that is).
+Xayl Infested but be sure to mention that Warframes are similar to the infestation, just more controlled by us and that tenno cannot become infested (they say it themselves lol)
I'm aware of the link. Not sure what concrete information we have currently aside from the implication that the warframes are made of more controlled infested tissue (hence the bleeding) but I will touch on it though.
Beautifully edited together dude. :>
+Vyse I dunno, felt a little forced but that's probably because I've watched it like a million times this past week.
+Xayl Believe me, it's entirely because you've seen it and heard it so many times while making it that you have that kind of perception of it. =p Happened to me all the time on my League vids. Good shit though mang, keep it up. I'm enjoying these.
+Vyse Pretty much this.
Vay Hek described as a belligerent turkey. LMAO!
G-Glory to the Queens. May the Immortal God Queens live forever.
when he talks about spacemom but this vids old and she gone :(
Your videos are great, it sucks that i found them 7 years later
Xayl (2016): Grineer heavy units are the biggest bullet sponges in the game!
Wolf of Saturn Six: Hold my hammer (coz you'll never get it anytime soon).
"so get your arse out there tenno, and peel me some spuds."
Aye Aye cappin'!
SO good, but so sad that the game needs outside clarification on what is going on in this game.
+MultiPredy Yeah it's kinda sad, but I love the sort of game that has so much background story that I can spend ages sifting through :)
+Xayl better than just making up a new one like destiny
well, I mean, most of Xayl's information can be found in game... you just have to actively look for it, like the lore of Dark Souls, except the lore isnt stored among every single item you pick up, they're instead packed into handy-dandy data spheres that have been scattered across the system called Cephalon Fragments, then you just check the Codex
DisKorruptd which actually makes it kinda easy to find this stuff
Technically you can find everything in the game. But that means you spend less time murdering everything that's not Tenno (We're as bad as everyone else!)
good stuff
As I said last time;
I want MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE. And I'll probably subscribe next time.
So the next up is Corpus? Or Infested? Will we eventually get Cephalon lore? I can't wait for more! I don't really have any feedback this time, but keep it up! The two you have out already are fun, entertaining, and educational, so it's all good with me.
Looks like infested next, then corpus and as for cephalons I don't see why not if I can dig some stuff up :)
I just realized they are basically like The Clones from Star Wars if they gained independence from the jedi and republic.
10\10 would choke like again
What about dr.intehb, hes the guy floyd bek messages when you take his kudrow egg
This
Is
Gold!
Phobos is controlled by the corpus, mars is occupied by the grineer.
5:36
Requires source
clem is best boi
0:09 a face only yuikami could love
When Syndicates came out, I joined Steel Meridian because I thought Fem Clem was hot
EnLaMatrix1 amaryn
More recently in the depths of Uranus
"-and peel me some spuds!"Best fucking joke PERIOD.
Just how many grineer have we killed? Like seriously, I alone have killed 350k in my 5 years. If I can exterminate the population of iceland by myself, how many earths worth of grineer could we drop together?
So SOOOO funny, Xayl.
Why are this fools still breathing my air
Heyyy, you also use the DEX Sybaris!
Noones gonna talk about how this guy is using Excalibur prime
No one? It’s like a good 10% of the comments I get 😂
There are too many things that are referred to as potatoes in this game
0:54 I have several questions
If you mean about Randy Marsh from South Park getting anal probed, I believe that is from the game South Park: The Stick of Truth
xayl speaks like a limbo main
I really wish they had a Heavy Gunner Woggle head in the game.
Good. Make more. Pls.
Vay Hek is a chicken, mostly since he is scared of getting damage so much he got unbreakable shit everywhere.
Love your videos, very well done! Your like the VaatiVidya of warframe lore :D
I'll be subscribing, i've recently gotten back into warframe and just got my Operator so lore is pretty hot on my mind o.o
Good to hear, always nice to hear people are giving this game another chance :)
I know right, I started playing WF back when it was early beta and only 3 WF's were available. Then I stopped playing for 3yrs? or more, came back for a short couple of days, then left again for a couple more years b/c i couldn't grind for Mesa to well. Then this Aug 2017 i was like fuck it!! bought some plat. bought Mesa, and now I love the game!! I was held back by my dislike for Loki and Mag... they didn't fit my play style. Now that i've let the game grow over time, all these new update including that open world expansion, coming soonish, has fueled my play.
Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.
nice video!
I think it's more the Grineer that control the Solar Rail network, listening to the vast majority of the Radio Scanner frequencies, those voices that come from confirmed Solar Rail sources (Rail Control, often) say things like "glory to the Queens," suggesting a Grineer affiliation. This would be supported by the ANTI Moa Synth, in which a corpus smugglers (post-Orokin but not QUITE modern Corpus Corporation) aren't able to open use a Rail and get waylaid by a Grineer trap as they try to sneak onto it.
You get a like for the spud peeling joke.
So awesome! I need moarrrrrr... keep it up!
I legit watch this video just to hear him say Synthesis. 2:15
RIP headphone users @ 1:39
Hey! Oh! I wrote that invasive cloning procedures line! =D
who did the grineer clone for soliders?
What about space kats
Logos pretty T H I C C
You know who else has a planet, *MY MOM!!*
New lore now
We're peeling spuds tonight bois!!!!
brilliant,, well done man.
Jesus Christ I’m so addicted to Warframe rn xo
Bilsa was, in fact, a Sectarus class, and the Twin Queens were also said to have fought against the Grineer during their uprising while Bilsa seems to have fallen in line with them after having been captured as a slave - no fighting against the Grineer for her, certainly not to the point where the Grineer came to fear and respect them.
So the idea of Bilsa as one of the Queens holds NO water, but I do think it's INCREDIBLY likely that she is one of the original female Grineer - as, up til she's referred to as "Grineer" by the big one with her, there is NO mention of female Grineer, meaning that they might have been an all-male clone race under the rule of the Orokin (also of interest, while we need more evidence for it, there are currently no-mentioned male Lorists either...)
when you actually stroke the like button with your finger and he says "that's it, good girl". too funny XD great video's
Another really nice video!!! xD
Can I cop a excal LEGO figure
You know its URanus, not urAnus
We are Borg!
Could you do lore of the prime frames and weapons
there's no lore for the weapons in the games and so far Titania is the only prime with any sort of lore shown in the game but other than that Saryn and Mirage are the only other 2 primes with Lore unless you count the codex entries for Mag,Ember,and Rhino which could potentially be outdated and confirm nothing other than Mag was waging war against the Corpus
subbed for lore :D
Peel me some spuds!
So the grineer are basically zentradi, right?
I'd feel sorry for them if they would stop trying to pull me in like like a knock off scorpion and there by stun locking me!! Unless you don't wanna fight or you're part of the Steel Meridian, then get out of my sight spud face!! Clem on the other hand... He can stay! I love that little man!
Love it!!!
synthesis SYNTHESIS
potatoes...so awesome!!!!
ok i know very well that there are images of Kela that you could have used.
come on man pull it together
Great video, how much shorter is there life span?
The most useful answer we've ever gotten was a few years, which is irritatingly vague
0:48 WTF is that gif
I believe it’s Jim Carey in Bruce almighty
The Grineer shall once rule the galaxy. You tenno are just children. And about Neffy?
Nef Anyo:pRaiSe tHe vOiD
I'm not a hek. But what u did to my *toobmen* go to *hek*
I wonder...
Grineer Rule 3-
GET KLEM!
Clem Clem
Garata twooo Garata
Omg the video shit I didn't see it coming
Clem is the best!
Uranus
Clem made his own song,it's on the link beside this! th-cam.com/video/1AZkRa2_chg/w-d-xo.html
Poor spudboys
yay
thinthisthis
I dont understand why warframe made tenno and grinnier and corpus are allies in new war if we're just gona be fighting war with the after.
AT LEAST WARFRAME COULD OF GAVE US NEW ENEMIES.
Wow you play very dark.
Vic vid. C x
potatoe skin guys
Clem
You used Clem and the Steel Meridian as part of Grineer Propaganda - how dare you!
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