My SHOCKING ARRIVAL into CHINA 🇨🇳 Everything The MEDIA Won't Tell YOU! (Emotional)(Japan vs China!)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ก.ย. 2024
- I traveled from the beautiful, civilized, quaint, anime dream country of Japan, directly to the reviled and messy and disastrous country of China (CCP). Let's see the shocking truth revealed in just one day...
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None of the uniformed guys in the vid was a policeman, it's security guard.
He was making a joke as sarcasm to the false claim that police are everywhere in China. Not everyone gets his humor though.
@@Anonymous------At first I did not get it as it’s the first time watching his video, then I stopped watching him. Then I realize that it was all Sarcasm. 😂😂
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It's policemen everywhere the cross street, but they've no gun, very benign, no need afraid argue with them crossing the red light😅
Those are not fake grasses. They just mark a work zone. And those are the security guys you saw on the streets, mostly are not police guys.
Mate… he’s just being sarcastic
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He's being sarcastic. He loves China.
Those are security guys from local hotels or neighborhood enterprises.
Eric, you gotta start making vids about debunking serpentza's bs man :D
😂😂 lol SerpentZA... a white man born in South Africa who is anti-Chinese but likes a rich Chinese woman who is a doctor ? 😂😂
Soon everyone knows that serpentza used his Chinese doctor wife's money maintained a anti China channel to make all his rumors and slanders.
I made one or two before lol, not really worth my time though. Plus his fans are deranged and harass me when I do comment on his nonsense
He's not as popular as Serpantza, so he spends a lot of time with little effect, it's meaningless. Honestly, the one who sticks to serpantza doesn't really care about the facts, they are just basically brainless.
@@Eric_Garrison The dark media is strong, the force of 😊
You're so good at trolling dude😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was like, did I miss smth. or why would this be his first time in China😂
Much respect to you for being able to keep a straight face while doing your commentary. I was trying to follow you too but failed as I kept bursting out laughing.
Nothing funny about communism my friend
@@Eric_Garrison😂😂😂👍
i have to put out that this area is massively under construction , fake grass is used as cover , who would put real green before all the construction is not not finished, it's shame that you jump into such conclusion, actually shanghai is much more greener than you witnessed
Not everyone picks up on his humor, they have to watch the entire part of video of him in China to understand he was being sarcastic of the false claims.
他只是幽默了，嘲笑那些整天制造中国谎言的人。
He lives in China, he even speaks mandarin. He's just being sarcastic😆
@@betsycress3193 i guess you could have fun with certain context，but this could misguide others in the meanwhile ,or being an evident clip for the haters
@@ephye343 you might be right,👍😆, afterall, most of china haters are brainless
actually,you didn't see any cops.those people are security guards.
Shocked me
Holy crap, he actually thought it was a fake lawn, it was just a piece of cloth covering the dirt to keep the dust out because there was construction going on there to replace the lawn. The security guard at the entrance to the neighborhood was also taken for a cop. That's amazing, brother, you're in Shanghai, not Mumbai.
I didn't realize he was American until I watched the video, and I can kind of understand that level of intelligence.
见鬼，原来是ERIC，对不起，兄弟，我一下子没把你认出来。
He was being sarcastic about the fake grass and police, but many people don't realize his humor.
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Easy man. He is a friend of China😂
I just found it so funny watching this video. Called an incomplete overpass an unfinished project, referred to dust covers and construction enclosures as fake grass, and accused the real Hermès store logo of being a copycat…
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So many cute lego and roboblox people 😂😂😂
He meant nothing is natural in Japan all artificial
Interesting and love your sarcasm. Oscar should definitely watch this video.
The problem with being too good at sarcasm is sometimes people don't get it.
Folks who don't know Eric G, pls watch other videos on his channel.
He loves to make parody videos of western govt's criticism & western corp media's biased, negative coverage of China,.... and lately parody of traveling vloggers visiting China.😁
So watch his videos with this thought or idea in mind and you'll enjoyed it more.😛😘
我住附近😂😂😂中国朋友不要生气啊，他说的都是反讽那些老外的
LOL, you know what.
All those skyline buildings are inflatable.
All the cars and people on the road are NPC.
The sad reality is people don’t get your actual point when you said “fake grass” or “policeman”.
Only few have independent and critical thinking. Many people just take in what others said without thinking twice.
can you see any other country’s flag in the US？
Yes I mentioned the trump flag, the don’t tread on me flag, etc
@@Eric_Garrison " don’t tread on me flag" kills me
“You can see how my hands are shaking”, “I am still a bit shaking”. “Shocked, shocked, shocked…. “ I can not help stopping laughing 😂
It is my first video of Eric. You played too real too good…I was fooled…😂😂😂
Best Satire Eric I would like to visit China and hire you as a tour guide 👍🙃
My media kept telling me that the Chinese ate bats for breakfast and dogs for dinner. Because of that I would never visit China.
Your loss!
For those who don't know, Eric is being sarcastic. Quite funny 😂
Its not grass it's used during construction,shows how difficult it's to remove what has been instilled negatively,many Americans living in China nobody is being troubled
Welcome back eric! I see you’ve acquired the art of satire! naughty😂
Non English speakers are gonna have a lot of trouble with your sarcasm.
keep pumping out those Asia videos Eric!!!!
LOL. Loved your exposé on the very first visit to China this month. I couldn't stop laughing. BTW, those are Robocops pretending to be security guards by his gait (15:31). Ohhh, fake lawn saves on hydration (H2O conservation). I'm sure you knew that the powerful Greek God "Hermes" is able to roam beyond Greece through the global heavenly ether.
"no grass in china" ... pans to grass. lol great comedic timing
He did it on purpose to make fun of the false claim of only fake grass in China. His satire revealed itself when he said even there was fake grass hanging on the fence, obviously he had chosen those particular sites for the joke.
@@Anonymous------ Look up his name "Ben Dan" in google translate.
The funniest video I've seen on TH-cam in a very long time. Great work Eric.
I think I came across some of your earlier videos abbot trying to open a western bar or cafe in southwest China remote area. How did that go ? love the satire.
He already closed that restaurant business at Xizanbanna , Yunnam
Didn’t go well 😂
One of the best sarcastic videos!
Criticism makes improvements. Thanks Eric!
Going back to Shenzhen in a couple of weeks. My hand is shaking after watching your video. Haha. Glad you’re back in China mate.
lol yea prepare a burner phone for entry !
Nice one, Eric. Great points you made. Hilarious...
😂 It's funny that people comment about the police guy. He definitely knows he's not a police officer; just sarcasm. Don't be serious, guys
As someone who has actually been to China (144 hour transit visa) I can 100% confirm your experience 😂
Dang a verified China expert over here! Thanks for the confirmation 🤟🏽🤟🏽
Can't stop laughing after 5 minutes. You are very good bro.
this first guy is not a cop😂 but a security guy for the parking lot
oh, it's sarcasm. 😅 sorry, my bad
Was waiting for the turn but Eric just won't drop it😂ok maybe in the next video...
Lol if Hermés actually changed to Confucius all the Asian wives would run riot crying abt their lost 包包investment😂
First time in Shanghai...
This month.
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Japan looks beautiful, but it could be more beautiful with some NIO swap stations, they actually could use some because of people living in apartments and less charging at home and fast charging.
really old city
Guys it’s a test for your English ability, literally he’s saying the opposite way 😂
😂! Great video!
I can't believe how obtuse some of the comments here can be. Eric G is obviously being ironical. You think this bloke doesn't even know the French fashion brand Hermes? He is making a joke when he admonishes the Chinese for stealing the names of Greek gods here. The same with the "vertical" astroturf : one can easily tell it's temporary barricading. And would anyone with any modicum of intelligence expect a squat toilet in an international hotel chain like the ShangriLa ?
Eric G is taking the mickey with his ostensible self-parody. I am laughing my fat ass off. Bravo, Eric G!!!
😂 some people , I swear…
they probably didn't watch Eric's previous videos. and you know those youtuber who tell lies about China got huge number of views. some of those comments here probably thought Eric is one of those youtubers.
Haha, those are property security guards. Not everyone in uniform is a cop😁
but he has the baton 🤔
@@Eric_Garrison Traffic baton😅
@@Eric_Garrison,👍🤪🤣🤣🤣
bro you had me going from the moment you dropped ohiooooo
maglev, the sign says, that to most of the world might as well means magiclev.
Seriously, you should add some hints about your sarcasm in your subtitles. I’ve come across your channel for the very first time through this video, and I was about to call my wife saying, “Honey, come here and look at this idiot.” It's a good thing that I decided to read the comments first.
Nice humous video!. The people in uniform are security for the buildings, not police! I understand what you express!
Hi quality, solid hamburger 😂😂
For the first time ever, this month LOL
Next level sarcasm.
lol Eric reading comments get me rolling so natural 😂
Some people eh …
Roll, roll, ...😅
I know you know China. Your commentary is full of sarcasm. Lol
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hahahaha..............I almost believed you for a second !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good stuff!!!
you forgot to mention that all those trees are actually fakes!
It is a fishing video.😂 Don't get hooked
I love the jokes about Ohio🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Seen your videos before,,,This one is quite sarcastic...may be pointed at china observer...😂😂😂
Haha, interesting sir🤣
Wow ! Now I see how a person can be brainwashed and became ignorant.
任何非欧美白人去美国，美国边检也会查手机，他们可以查他们想要的一切，一直是这样。发布那个视频的人是觉得只有中国会查手机？我是中国人，但是每年也出国旅游，在上海口岸从来没被查过任何东西，行李箱都没有查过。
哈哈，up主是懂钓鱼的
when he said his name is Ben Dan ， i know he is trolling...
Bro, chinese have a low understanding of sarcasm. I had to explain it to my girlfriend and be careful about how i joke with people. Also, dont go biggin up japan. We cant watch japanese stuff in our home, but i secretly watched tokyo vice. nice new development in pudong. which metro? My new development close by aint filling up.
The thousands of CCTV cameras have already tracked and recorded your biometrics and tomorrow morning you'll find many clones of you walking around Pudong 😂
Although some people who knows you, knew that you are being sarcastic and that you are making fun of the anti China trolls but I think most of the people who know little about China and especially those who are new to your channel will believe you when you say all the usual anti China narrative BS. They also get to be introduced to Serpentza YT channel, the king of anti China troll. So your sarcasm and your attempt to be funny is actually doing a disservice to China and the Chinese people.
So stupid, security guards or police?
Like all great people I am glad you have 2 first names Benjamin Dan just like the great Ricky Bobby, no egg on your face!
Yes this is a stupendous thing! However I did get egg on my face because of the scrambled egg and tomato dish , very hard to eat with chop sticks
Hermes is an Upmarket European fashion brand. Learn about the fashion brand before commenting.
Oh man my mistake. I thought it is the name of a Greek god!
@@Eric_Garrison🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think he’s pretending to be sarcasm but he deeply believes that China is a shit show and he pretty much holding the same ideology as sperpanza so excuse me for saying that but I seriously can’t tell if he’s being sarcastic
Besides he already made himself very clear in the vlog that he kinda agrees with that snake 🐍
So yeah guys … wake up
He’s not here to justify things but he is here to make a point that China is pretty inferior in so many ways …
Yes parody of idiot white vloggers = hate china. Genius level analysis
i wanna know how much money did the Chinese government give you
HAHAHAHA Dude i cant tell if this is full of Satire or what HAHAHAHA
I see what you're doing? LOL 😂
haha. I know where you are going.
Come in,in China no everyone in uniform is a policeman. Many are security guards, factory workers, construction workers, traffic police. I think American are so paranoid about policemen in their own country that seeing someone in uniform immdly sent them into orbit 😂
"You don't find any real grass in China cuz Chinese ate them all"...
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Eric, you lost your memory.
This year, I'll be making my way to GD province...expect me to see no parks and grass plz!
It’s true. Guangdong is barren wasteland
I thought you like China I guess you don’t
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oxytane! yay!
哈哈，welcome to China
Thank you so much
nice trolling
LMAO!!
So brave
Thanks sir. It was shocking to say the least
整活！
Arrogant guy.
Which guy??
😂😂👍
sfs
Copying from a country where is less advanced?😮
u need to act harder to get a job from CNN.
我脸盲？我记得你去过中国
这是互联网最新的高级叙事方式吗？不行了，感觉脑子不够用了。我还是看一些straightforward 的vlog吧。
Not everything is for everyone. Try watching the video I just posted maybe you’ll like it better