Kyle Kinane Almost Gets Killed - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 1 ก.ค. 2013
- After surviving a lackluster sexual experience, Kyle Kinane almost dies in a ramen shop.
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Comedy Central Stand-Up Hate your intros.
I wish you wouldn't put a clip of a joke before the 8 minute video starts. It isnt funny out of context and ruins the punch line when you get to it.
Ari is a criminal
That booger joke is really a great opener. One of the best I've heard to immediately give your audience an idea of what to expect from the rest of your set / story.
"There's going to be some Al dente moments." Fucking greatest line of all time.
Something very likeable about this guy.
You can't not like him. Try, you just try.
Check out his podcast: The Boogie Monster
That is his Job
Its the look lmao
I found out what it is. He looks like Santa from 1964's Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
"What's this midnight scientist up to?"
"You get that scholarship!"
Gg
Just cramblin' thru the comments.
Dude this cracked me tf up
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Crambling actually is a word and he more or less used it correctly
Hes such a natural! Like the best comics, he doesnt seem to Try to be funny. Hes wry and clever, but theres a real organic thing about his demeanor. Some people are born with it.
Stan Dando maybe it's maybelline?
damn you
@@Xealot12 I came here to make that same comment. heh
Absolutely, the first I heard of him was about blessing the cat when it sneezed and I thought that is so amazing. Best of em can talk about a boring Tuesday and make you wish you had that day.
im also here for the Maybelline jokes
I'm just waiting for an opportunity to use "cramblin'."
it's contextual. Just say what's in your cramblin
I used it :) in my essay :) still wondering why I got a high mark
@Lord Kars
I'd be more perplexed if you _didn't_ get a good grade after sneaking a hearty cramblin' in there,
Holy shit this guys has lived through two scenes in a Tarantino flick. That is fucking great.
I love Kyle so much. I was floored by "Whiskey Icarus", probably haven't laughed that hard since the first time I watched "Hilarious" by Louis C.K. This dude deserves all the success he can scrape up.
I accidentally saw him on the stand-ups and I agree he reminds me of Louis with Bill Burr's awkwardness
You go to sleep! You go to sleep right now!
+Travis Grill he was just quoting the video .....
I know ;)
Are we just gonna disregard the fact that this dude just made some offhanded, not funny comment about how the OP should go to hell and die, and then, when met with skepticism, replied "I know ;)"? If school shootings have taught us anything, the dude with no regard for human life, who reasons with a fucking winkyface, maybe should be questioned a little further?
Nilruin yeah bro, next time a quick Google search will help you eliminate "serious mental health problems" off your list by revealing the truth as "pop culture reference possibly older than the person Googling"
Kyle Kinane, cant stop watching/listening to this guy! im really glad hes getting the recognition
I can listen to Kyle Kinane anytime; his delivery is earnest and real, and cracks me up every single time. Keep on living, bud, and sharing 'em stories!
To me, this guys voice sounded like a mixture of Joe Rogan and Seth Rogen.
Agent Ham it's a little too perfect.
Agent Ham that sir is an insult to comedy, kinane and rogen...both of em
aka best comic ever. Right?
I've been binging on these, and I must say, while my standards are apparently much lower than the average youtube user seeing the general level of hate, I've liked every one of them, at least to a degree. Kyle was one of the few who had me audibly laughing. Of course, Joey Diaz is the motherfucking Neo of story telling, but can't expect mere mortals to hack the Matrix like Coco does.
I don't see much hate? There always very talented comedians, if I never heard of them as I click, I'm a fan after, there's not an episode of this is not happening I'm not laughing at by the time it's over!
DURDLESKATT MAN I've seen some of the hate the guy/gal you are responding to is talking about. Some people really didn't like Julia Lillis for example.
Diaz, Breuer and Ali Sidiq nailed their stories here, others were at least watchable, so I don't get the hate either. If they could get Bill Burr here to tell a story, it'd probably be the best.
I swear to godd, he's my fav on of these
@@playalysticrealist548 My favorite is Sean Patton Cumin. Ive watched it several times and I laugh every time
I love Kyle. He's a great storyteller. It doesn't matter what it's about it's funny
I love this man's absurd comedy. He's like Mike Birbiglia only much more bad stuff seems to have happened to his lumberjack-looking ass XD
Talyn has time I remember a story of his
He got oral from a girl with brain damage and had just got the helmet off a week before
@Chris Deleon
I'd love the rest of the story but doubt you still have this account to receive the reply notification. Guess I'll never know how it ended. Frown.
Lilliputian Lumberjack. I like his comedy so well, I'd really like to give him 6 inches of mine. No homo. What!?!?! I am tall, and it isn't fair. What did you think, pervert?
Noodles, Depeche Mode and pajamas sounds like a good death to be honest.
Not according to those people with those 'I listen to depeche mode naked' bumper stickers. Pajamas would be a deal breaker
How have I never heard of this guy?!! He's fucking hilarious. I hope he puts out a special.
Franco Cooper Oh he does have a special!! Tight.
Franco Cooper
Edit: You know what after some consideration I decided he's alot like Mitch Hedburg decided to inhabit the body of Dave Attell.
He's got that scruffy bit in him
iReima You need to watch more comedy if that's how you describe Kyle Kinane.
Franco Cooper He's got two funny albums called "Whiskey Icarus" and "Death of the Party" - you should check them out!
iReima He's not at all like Mitch Hedburg...
SWEET THANK YOU!!! This is by far the funniest material I have seen in a long time reminds me of CC in mid-90's pure stand-up!
"Vacation, all I ever wanted. Vacation, there's a guy with a gun!"
My face hurts, my stomach hurts and my eyes are watery from laughing so hard.
Cramblin'
I'm so glad I found him on Pandora. One of my favorite comedians. I need to see him live.
Kyle Hoffa same!
I found him and Tom Segura on Louis CK station. They help me get through the work day with their hilarious stories lol
Keep em coming Comedy Central, we need more stuff like this.
I think I've watched all of these. Best playlist on TH-cam
Funny. I've listened to hours and hours of this guy on XM. Heard him a million times on Comedy Central and never knew what he looked like. Now I know. Lucky me.
Yep.
"Choke hold for your boner" --- Welcome to the USA under OBAMA..!!!OBAMA!!!.. Ron Paul/ Sarah Palin 4012
communistjesus 4012, eh?
Heather RainWalker I think america would be ready for those two shit-dicks by then.
Lol fair enough!
“Some Al-dente moments”
Whats this midnight scientist up to over here?
LMFAO
I just watched Kyle Kinane's 2012 Whiskey Icarus on CC for the second time - I saw it last time it was up on "On Demand". I have been in adoration since the last time. I want to make Kyle Kinane dinner sometime. I'm not a "cook" or a cooking type of woman, but I know how to make a nice steak with garlic and mashed potatoes.
These are great. Keep'em coming!
This is the video that caused me to use Cramblin on a daily basis
I try to show Kyle's stand up to everyone who enjoys comedy and to this day I've never met someone who didn't love him
Is this show still going? Everything I've seen of it has been pure gold.
Holy crap, this actually caused amused laughter clapping. Well done comrade Kinane
"The tents fallin!" I don't know why I laughed so hard
These are amazing. Keep it up.
Probably the best one I've seen yet
Thank you for introducing me to Kyle Kinane!
I could listen to Kyle Kinane ramble all day long. Best dude.
This should be a series that never ends. kudos ari
This series is the only reason i subscribed to cc
Alright cant wait love Joey! Love This is Not Happening, Keep up the great stories!
I've heard of this dude before maybe saw a little of his comedy, but this was pretty great. Gonna be looking for more of his stuff on TH-cam and the internets asap.
"Noodles, depeche mode, car. And you're like fuckin seriously?"
I am screaming 🤣
I really relate to this guy's sense of humour. Hope that's an understandable sentence. And hope this guy will have more recognition!
I wish they would stop playing an excerpt in the beginning
"what if I just lay on you and wiggle?"
HOLY FUCK I DIED
U GUYS ARE SUPER ORIGINAL AND DOING A SUPER GREAT JOB.... THANK YOU FOR A HILARIOUSLY ORIGINAL CONCEPT!!!! BIG UP TO "THIS IS NOT HAPPENING"!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cramblin' is the most crommulent word I know...
He's great every time he pops onto @ Midnight, i wish there was more of his material available online!
I was taking a sip of beer and then "what if I just lay on you and wiggle" happened. Now My face is all wet. And before I dried it off I started writing this.
+Ryan Brown we are very similar people, my friend
This is by far one of my favorites
Killin it, that was great. It's soooo cool that you can get kind of a comedy club feel on youtube. Well done
I crashed my car when I was a teenager and almost killed me and my friend. R Kelly's ignition remix was blasting and when I came to after the crash that's the first and last thing I remember, r kelly
Fresh and hot out the kitchen. Gotta love it .
😭😭😭
1999 by prince is a solid album
Kyle Kinane is one of the smartest, most unique comedians I have come across in quite awhile. He makes me laugh and I just saw him win on CC's At Midnight and he was brilliant! I just adore him and his quirky take on life.
Outstanding set 💯🎭
Wow. I thought this guy was just gonna keep crambling on.
Midnite Scientist is awesome!
When I think "crambling", I think of a very low crab walk. xD
glad to hear this guy - a new fan I am
Great sense of humor. Love his stage presence.
You get that scholarship!
That was great!
I'm also afraid of dying in a very lame way. But then again, if I did, I hope my friends would have the decency to make something up.
This was so funny I actually had to stop crambling for a moment
DON'T YOU EVER STOP CRAMBLING!
+levi locke lord I was born a cramblin man!
😂
Cramble On
All right cramblers, let's get cramblin.
Awesome venue, intro, and great story.
pandora showed me the greatness it holds. Kyle is the greatest part of my mornings
Crambling, so crawl + scrambling? I love it. Definitely gotta use that one.
These are great!
LOL Love the outro bit -- "argue with somebody you don't even know!"
Just cramblin' through TH-cam and found this
this guy is hilarious... never heard of him, but he's hilarious
He's fucking hilarious.
Kyle kinane is my spirit animal
Kyle is one of the best hybrid comics - he has a very intelligent vernacular and extensive vocabulary wrapped in an aw shucks midwestern blue collar persona.
"There's going to be some 'al dente' moments." haha So awesome.
Would like to see more of this guy.
staring at walls looking for answers
Thanks!
He looks like a Viking that travelled forward in time and has to adapt and make money by telling jokes
Man i want this show to return so bad :D
I like his old stuff better
Yoel Dawit I see what you did there, good work
I was driving home tonight, coming off a ramp, and I couldn’t stop laughing about Kyle thinking he saw a microscope.
"So I put it back in my nose..." hahahaha
Glad i crambled into this video, lol
I love this concept and the comics pulling it off so much I'm still willing to deal with these intros.
This is great!!
5:46 Go-Gos Greatest Hits. Epic.
Did anyone else think that when the CC logo came up, that sounded like someone hitting a bong?
I ask every breaded friend I make if i can see a picture of them without the bread. It's their kryptonite. You're welcome.
Just saw him last Wednesday. He was awesome!
Great dude
Glad I watched this one again
finally a new vid!
One of the funniest stand ups for sure
What is the name of the intro song?! I have to know! It perfectly describes a hangover.
Run the Jewels - Run the Jewels
I watched Dirt Nap last night and have been racking my brain to find "cramblin" again. 😮💨
It's coming soon, we promise.
Latino with a gun: midnight scientist haha
Just showing appreciation for the brilliant phrase. "There's going to be some Al dente moments."
no the death elbow omg...
Good alliteration on the title.
I have awoken into an alternate Universe. I am 54, like comedy...a LOT; and I just 'discovered' Kyle Kinane. How could I not have known of this adroit hardy-har-har extraction professional until now unless I was in a different Universe before today?