@cat_sandwich if you think that's "wtf" worthy, than wait until you hear what I'd do if I encounter the scenario he talk of, imma get myself arrested after what I do to a woman in the masculine cheek clapping domain 😏
@@ietdkvd it can mean both it just fits so well like for example: “honey are you almost done in there” “No I already told you I had Taco Bell and now I’m enlightening the masses!”
@@karicewillis you would be surprised how very common this is, especially in conservative areas. my guess is that it is somewhat easier for two "straight" men because this kind of thing is cheaper and quicker to arrange on a whim then other options, especially married men who don't want card payments or to spend any money someone might ask about. Like most things I think drastically decreases with gay people in more accepting areas but will continue among all groups of people because...humans.
@@YoSoyXeneize1 Helicopters don't run on land, the ones I'm talking about can run on land but have giant wings, and can take off, It's basically a glorified plane, its just very impractical
"I'm enghliting the masses"😂 Wow! I didn’t think my comment would get so many likes…❤🎉 THX so much for the likes!👍 Burgir Laaaal Caca aron😢 I like eat shet
Well we were….. *THE UNELIGHTENED MASSES, THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL, GIVE UP FREE WILL FOREVER, THEIR VOICES WONT BE HEARD AT ALL, DISPLAY OBEDIENCE, WHILE NEVER STEPPING OUT OF LINE, AND BLINDLY SWEAR ALLEGIANCE, LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR MIND! (LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL SOUL), LIVE IN IGNORANCE, AND PURCHASE YOUR HAPPINESS, WHEN BLOOD AND SWEAT IS THE REAL COST, THINKING CEASES, THE TRUTH IS LOST, DON’T YOU WORRY YOU’LL BE TOLD EXACTLY WHAT TO DO, I GIVE MY PEOPLE THE LIVES THEY NEED, THE RIGHTEOUS WILL SUCCEEEEEEEED!!!……….. the fires of greed will BURRN THE WEAK, SO WE’LL MAKE FREEDOM OBSOLETE, MAKING WHOLE THE FABRIC OF SOCIETY, COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS CONTROLLED AS YOU WILL SEEEEEEEEE!!! MIND CONTROL, LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR SOUL, LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR SOUL, LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR SOUL, LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR SOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!* (I typed this all out)
As soon a she said 'enlightening the masses', i thought about Metal Gear... The unenlightened masses They cannot make the judgement call Give up free will forever their voices won’t be heard at all Display obedience While never stepping out of line And blindly swear allegiance Let your country control your mind (Let your country control your soul)
Me bc school starts for me in 5 hours "ALR LASSSTTT yt short for the night" looks away from my phone for a second and hears*"CLAPPING CHEEKS ON PUBLIC TOILET SEAT"*
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Hi
Are you dating her?
Either you are clinically insane with your videos or you just ran out of ideas for normal people
Mike finds the best way to start the short
Fr 😭
The intro bamboozled me
@@aydentolive71it left me befuddled
yes
FR
I love how completely unhinged Mike has become
Unhinged lawyers are the backbone of America 🇺🇸 😎
fr... 😔
Damn i remember when it was subtle. Now it's like In the obvious And actually like..What the fuck
Fr ikr
😢
Least unhinged lawyer
Ugo Lord when he’s off the za
Saul goodcheeks
Least hinged you wanted to say?
@@fastumdesu no I was referring to him as the *least* crazy lawyer.
@@GregorMcIntosh 😳😳😳
"I'm enlightening the masses!" 🗣🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅
HELP
Hard asf
reminds me of armstrongs theme tbh
i heard "im enlightening them a**es*😭
11or so months late buddy
“freaky mike cant hurt you”
freaky mike:
Your comment has officially reached 800 likes
Ppl should def stop liking & always keep it at 911 😂
Fr
"freak by mike" head ass 😭
@@GabrielSomeone234so?
"IS CLAPPING CHEEKS-"
Bro really did me dirty with no headphones and my dad next to me 💀
Well i think you should run
And that PH remixed with other sounds...
Pack your things and run
Thank you guys for this many likes I have never had this man before
RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN
@sunsetCubing i didnt notice 😭
Mike you need to get back to the hospital. You’re not ready to be released yet 😭😭
I have a feeling that this is going to blow up 🔥
@@Terning_Fox073 Nope
That is CRAZY
omg
💀
Its a bird!
-No, it's a plane!
-It's my innocence flying away
OMG same here
lol me too😂
Lol me too
So true
100th like
"Down and dirty in a dirty public bathroom" has gotta be one of craziest things I've heard Mike say 💀💀💀
Certainly r/BrandNewSentence worthy.
Lol
It happens. a lot more than you think.😂😂
@@dillonsherwood6233 what 💀 💀 💀
@@Fortnite.daily2.4.9 people getting down and dirty in public bathrooms.
“Is clapping cheeks on public toilet seats actually illegal?” - LawByMike, 2024
Fr like wtf 😭
@cat_sandwich if you think that's "wtf" worthy, than wait until you hear what I'd do if I encounter the scenario he talk of, imma get myself arrested after what I do to a woman in the masculine cheek clapping domain 😏
Bro is On his Dr Seuss arc
3k likes💀
Hahaha
"Don't come in here, I'm enlightening the masses" lmao
The unenlightened masses
They cannot make the judgment call
Give up free will forever
Their voices won't be heard at all
Display obedience
this is the last thing I expected law by mike to upload
“sorry babe the suit stays on during sex”
“I got court later today, can we keep it away from the suit”
"BABE I SAID NO WHITE STUFF ON MY SUIT"
Nice... Love it that way.
@@pink2000floyodoesn’t matter what age you are, they can blackmail you 🥰
@@wedgz 🥰
Sex is temporary, but knowing your rights is forever
Reject sex, embrace knowledge of rights.
@@non-existingbeing2098nice one
@@non-existingbeing2098 but what about my right to sex?
@@real_dddf you can hit and leave. Like I did to my ex.
@@MochoStudiosYT👀👀😂😂☠️
Bro has officially lost his mind
Fr🤣🤣🤣
As soon as I heard the intro i lost faith in humanity 😞
Give him a break
@@nnamdiemmanuel6423overeating ahh
Sus
Mike went from "Here's what you should do if a cop comes to your house" to literally this... 😢
"If a cop comes to your home without a warrant, are you legally allowed to clap their cheeks?"
IKR HELP-
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF WHY HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
This man went from mild mannered lawyer man to an unhinged law professor from some sort looney toons sketch
That's all folks
You mean from Jimmy McGill to Saul Goodman?
MIKE WANT SMASH! MIKE SMASH HERE. lock the door.
ikr
And I've been here for every damn second of it
Bro went from “if you get arrested, invoke the fifth” to this
It’s 11 months old, but that’s okay
Bahahahah Real .
💀
@@Nominus75743exactly why
Mike is a man dedicated to the masses 🗿
Mike is all about the m assess
I love how your like count is 911
💣💥🤬👨🏾
Wat@@Aussiebirds2024
In the 1 thousalike 😊
"Mike, you ready for round two?" WILD!!!! OMG I HAVE NEVER HAD SO MUCH LIKES THANK YOU SOOO MUCH.
Why
@MoisesDominguez-up8wn You're too innocent 😭🙏
@canmum_ok thats what im saying
@MoisesDominguez-up8wn you are not ready for that side of the world yet my son
@MoisesDominguez-up8wn they fucked meaning he put his pp in her vag
Mike is becoming the Vsauce of Law TH-cam
He already was
the dantes of law TH-cam*
@@TennisWallye
REAL 😰💀
@@TennisWallor both just shows on different days
“Is clapping cheeks on public toilet seats illegal?” Is possibly if not the most vile and diabolical way to start a video
I had it full volume in the living room and now my moms going crazy she’s like “nope I heard enough”
@@Aussiebirds2024 hahahaha 😂
The best intro ever
real
@@Aussiebirds2024😂😂
Bro not the goofy sound effects 😭💀💀☠️☠️
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Old car horn 💀💀💀
Boi-oi-oi-oi-oing 😂
@lilinsulatorchick9665 Hub noise🗣🔥🔥
OMG thank you so much! I really needed to know this! I cant thank you enough!
Mike has officially lost his mind 😂
These just keep getting wilder and wilder💀💀💀
IS SHE IN THE MAN'S BATHROOM?!?!?!?!
“I’m enlightening the masses” 😭
_They cannot make the judgement call_ after all, now can they
@@sonicszuetomyt5448Give up free will forever; their voices won’t be heard at all
@@sonicszuetomyt5448i just knew it was here somehow 💀
@sonicszuetomyt5448 *They also should give up free will forever*
"Don't come in here, I'm enlightening the masses"🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Dude went from enlightening the masses to enlightening the asses
underrated comment 😂😂
W
Lmao 😂
Lmfao
They can not make the judgment call, give up free will forever, and the voices won't be heard at all.
“Is clapping cheeks-“
*Equips headphones*
Btuh😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fr you don’t want your parents listening
Level 10 reflexes
Wild 💀💀💀
Not wrong 😂😂😂😂
“I’m enlightening the masses” is my new go too whenever I’m taking a dump
I also thought that's what it means at first, but then i realizes it meant he was teaching us laws, lol.
@@ietdkvd it can mean both it just fits so well like for example: “honey are you almost done in there”
“No I already told you I had Taco Bell and now I’m enlightening the masses!”
I'm your 400th like
@@Sam-Jay-Electronics8447 congrats on that my friend one time I was the 7,000 like on a videos so keep on going and maybe you’ll get there too
“clapping cheeks on public toilet seats” dr Seuss ahh moment💀
Bro has officially lost it ☠️☠️☠️
that fact that he was buttoning his suit back on again 💀
FINLEY SOMEONE SAID IT
Yes, I know I was looking for somebody trying to say that
THANK YOU for noticing
SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED
THANK YOU (also we have the same pfp😭😭)
THE SOUND EFFECTS 💀💀
💀💀💀
Ikr💀💀💀
💀💀💀💀
I heard cornhub
"please don't come in here while I'm enlightening the masses"
"Make whoopie"
😭😭
Bro went from lawyer to sex advisor 💀💀
What are you talking about???
Bro got R&eped
@@tricksforlife8827 he advising where to have sex u fucking mental retard
am sorry whaaaat
@@tricksforlife8827no he ended up consenting using context clues
Nawh
I swear Mike and his girl are secretly really freaky, but Mike as a lawyer always makes sure to do his research beforehand to do these things legally.
😂😂 facts
He invokes the fifth first
wow
“Is clapping cheeks on public toilets actually illegal?”
I had to go back and make sure I heard that correctly 😭💀
Fr
Fr
4 times. Just to make sure I heard I correctly
Apparently we don't have houses in 2024
💀💀
"clapping cheeks" is crazy ☠️
Bros becoming more unhinged day by day
“Don’t come in here I’m enlightening the masses”-🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯
SAY IT LOUD AND PROUD MF 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
If I knock on a bathroom door and two people answer I’m moving states
At least they were a man and a woman... A man said he saw two MEN go into the same bathroom together and he ran for the hills! 🤣
@@karicewillis you would be surprised how very common this is, especially in conservative areas. my guess is that it is somewhat easier for two "straight" men because this kind of thing is cheaper and quicker to arrange on a whim then other options, especially married men who don't want card payments or to spend any money someone might ask about. Like most things I think drastically decreases with gay people in more accepting areas but will continue among all groups of people because...humans.
@@karicewillisno. God please. No
@@CDLatinbro brought out the stats 😎
And WELCOME TO SWEET HoOME ALABAMA
Unhinged Mike is the best Mike
Mike got that lawyer rizz 😂
Fr
1924: in 100 years we will have flying cars!
2024: IS CLAPPING CHEEKS ON PUBLIC TOILET SEATS ILLEGAL
real
Here before it blows up like Mike's cheeks
Fyi we do have flying cars, it's just too big too expensive and unsafe for the general public
@@LaGGingAtSpeed they are called helicopters
@@YoSoyXeneize1 Helicopters don't run on land, the ones I'm talking about can run on land but have giant wings, and can take off,
It's basically a glorified plane, its just very impractical
“Don’t come in here I’m enlightening the masses” mans got his priorities right
iS cLAPpInG ChEeKS oN PuBliC ToiLet SeAts iLLeGaL????? Had me dying😂😂😂💀💀💀
"I'm enghliting the masses"😂
Wow! I didn’t think my comment would get so many likes…❤🎉
THX so much for the likes!👍
Burgir Laaaal
Caca aron😢
I like eat shet
This is my go to from now on
Please tell me this was made in april fools
As a wise man once said:
"The greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction."
Well we were…..
*THE UNELIGHTENED MASSES, THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL, GIVE UP FREE WILL FOREVER, THEIR VOICES WONT BE HEARD AT ALL, DISPLAY OBEDIENCE, WHILE NEVER STEPPING OUT OF LINE, AND BLINDLY SWEAR ALLEGIANCE, LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR MIND! (LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL SOUL), LIVE IN IGNORANCE, AND PURCHASE YOUR HAPPINESS, WHEN BLOOD AND SWEAT IS THE REAL COST, THINKING CEASES, THE TRUTH IS LOST, DON’T YOU WORRY YOU’LL BE TOLD EXACTLY WHAT TO DO, I GIVE MY PEOPLE THE LIVES THEY NEED, THE RIGHTEOUS WILL SUCCEEEEEEEED!!!……….. the fires of greed will BURRN THE WEAK, SO WE’LL MAKE FREEDOM OBSOLETE, MAKING WHOLE THE FABRIC OF SOCIETY, COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS CONTROLLED AS YOU WILL SEEEEEEEEE!!! MIND CONTROL, LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR SOUL, LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR SOUL, LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR SOUL, LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR SOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!* (I typed this all out)
Is this a Revengeance reference?
I don't know what happened to Mike but it's hilarious. Unhinged Mike is the best
Bro went from teaching us law to telling us if we can "woopie" in public bathroom
Technically, still law
Bro who is she to you? gf? Mechanic? Cousin?💀😭
Why is she bad tho 💀
She unfortunately has an of 😢
@@Grandthefrog LOl
@@Grandthefrog what's her id
@@NandaKonjengbam bro💀
Fr 😭😭😭💀💀💀
Unhinged Mike is a W in my books! Lucky man!
"Im enlightening the masses" ✖️
"The unenlightened masses" ✔️
They cannot make the judgement call
Give up free will forever
Gotta love how no one is questionning the random MGR reference...
THEIR VOICES WONT BE HEARD AT ALL🗣
Display obedience
While never stepping out of line
Mike done pull that “I invoke the 69th” RIIIIIZZZZZ!!!!!!
the bills cannot be this high my man 💀💀🤤🤤
💀💀💀
relatable
Ayoooooooo
One last short before bed:
EXACTLY
Bro those boing sound effects 💀
The ****hub intro
👁️👃👁️
Ain’t no way I watch this with 666k like key number 666
Bro went from kids TH-camr to unhinged
Mike is the perfect example of saying the most improper things as possible, in the most proper way.
Mike.. We better call saul for this video 😭
Thanks for this info! I will indeed be using it in future scenarios!
💀💀
The last video before going to sleep:
Bro is losing it 💀
These videos getting wild and I am all for it lmao
Mike you are the absolute best and funniest. U have probably taught me more than my school did
Least deranged American lawyer 🤣 I’m not even from the US but this is top kek 🤣
😍😍😍😍
You’re not from the USA so how would you know this is the least deranged American lawyer?
(I know it’s a joke but it’s a bad joke)
@@fodkfkdkfkfkfjfjfj mate chill out my country doesn’t have oil anyway
@@fodkfkdkfkfkfjfjfj you don’t have to be from a country to know something about it, you should know that
@@fodkfkdkfkfkfjfjfjas an American I have not met very many american lawyer, or other lawyers
The intro was the most unhinged dr suess rhyme ever
Mike is officially unhinged
Mike coming in swingin 😂
My mom was on the other side of the table and still heard it😭
Mike really has that 1st Amendment lawyer rizz 😬🔥🔥🔥
I plead the no clapping cheeks right of 2024
Bro got down and dirty mid explanation what a legend 💀
💀💀💀
Clapping cheeks💀💀💀💀
Mike went from professional to a fucking legend. This man is more unhinged then the removed door from my schools bathroom stall 💀🙏💀🙏
Facts
BRO MIKE, youre killing it with these shorts
it was really weird in the end
The noises I can't.😭😭
"Is clapping cheeks on public toilet seats illegal?" 🔥🔥🔥
Mike is so unhinged, he's fully lost it.
FREAKY Mike
“clapping cheeks on public toilet seats” 😭😭
🧐🧐🧐I wonder what he means
@@Aussiebirds2024stay innocent my dear child~
Your honor, my client pleads "The door was locked!"
These videos are getting more and more unhinged everytime😭😭
As soon a she said 'enlightening the masses', i thought about Metal Gear...
The unenlightened masses
They cannot make the judgement call
Give up free will forever their voices won’t be heard at all
Display obedience
While never stepping out of line
And blindly swear allegiance
Let your country control your mind
(Let your country control your soul)
Mike should never be allowed to touch a pc ever again
Nawww💀💀💀 lawbymike is wild for this💀💀💀
Me bc school starts for me in 5 hours "ALR LASSSTTT yt short for the night" looks away from my phone for a second and hears*"CLAPPING CHEEKS ON PUBLIC TOILET SEAT"*
Mike casually bagging baddies
Mike you gotta calm down 😭😭
That beginning caught me off guard💀
Imagine your watching TH-cam shorts in public with volume on and this comes on
For the amount of times Mike did the dirty, he’s got more kids than a daycare.
Mike has made law really fun😂
Mike has officially lost his mind 💀
thanks mike, couldn't have done it without you 🙏🥰
Done what.....
YOU DID IT??!?!
Ey yo that’s sus 💀
“Don’t come in, I’m enlightening the masses.” 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️