1:23 "im stuck in a suit of armor..i thought id try it on but its well heavy and i-i cant see where im going,um.. ill go downstairs and get noodle to help me **FALLS DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS** 1:47 "2d here from the,stuart potcast. its another lovely day in america, and im just making murdoc a cuppa,its a irish tea with 12 sugars. and..no coffe?? mn,just gonna have a little taste ! *slurp* **"EHehehHEhEHehEHEhE-EhHeheEheEHaA."** "its perfect.."
I never thought his podcast would be so random but that does matches the description Damon and Jamie gave us of his mind being "like a blank sheet of paper" lol
Anyone else get STRONG alantutorial vibes from Stuart here? He sounds near identical, and it hurts to know that he's STILL living under the abusive thumb of Murdoc after all these years.
4:17 He's asking the real questions here, and this is coming from someone who had to study this as part of my geology degree. This man is so adorable...
I was journaling while watching this so now my favorite parts are documented. Here they are. ✨It's a lovely day in America, and I'm gonna make Murdoc a cup of some Irish coffee with 12 sugars and no coffee✨ **Mixes coffee** ✨ Let's have a taste 😊✨ **Violent coughing** ✨iT's PeRfEcT✨ - WHY DID HE SCREAM LIKE THAT WITH THE CLOTHESPIN- - "Love is like a lake of baked beans" -2D - HELP THE WAY THE AUDIO DISTORTED WHEN HE BIT THE PHONE- IM SOBBING-
9:13 "All right guys Um this morning Im at the shops🤭 Getting stuff to go in Murdocs holy bath😊 Umsome lavender salt Pepa olives cheese *AUOGH* The Only thing i Could not find Is damons Toenail☺️so im Gonna try 7-Eleven"
I listen to these for two reasons. Reason one: Because he’s too goofy and adorable and reason two: is because he makes me happy 🥹 But fr though I almost sobbed when he ate is microphone 😭
@@sucasica3845hes accidentally eating the recorder (I forgot what exactly it's called) and in pretty sure it's due to the tea hes being given by moon flower
Didn't know the ADHD side of my mind works the same way as 2D's entire mind. Well, another bit of information to add to my "I probably won't check on this for the next 5 years" mind list.
*tastes the cuppa he's making for Murdoc and almost dies coughing*
"It's perfect"
LMAO
Ain’t really a cuppa it’s Irish coffee lol
"luv is like a lake full of baked beans, once you fall in its hard to get out"
-Stuart "2D" Pot.
Real
Bro is the unemployed friend who's always high off painkillers
was the high off painkillers intentional or not cus he is actually addicted to painkillers😭
Him trying to write a letter to his Nan but asking her for the address on the letter is just so cute and innocent
"just saw Murdoc float up in the sky.. Bit weird cuz he never said he could fly.."
1:23 "im stuck in a suit of armor..i thought id try it on but its well heavy and i-i cant see where im going,um.. ill go downstairs and get noodle to help me
**FALLS DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS**
1:47 "2d here from the,stuart potcast. its another lovely day in america, and im just making murdoc a cuppa,its a irish tea with 12 sugars. and..no coffe?? mn,just gonna have a little taste !
*slurp*
**"EHehehHEhEHehEHEhE-EhHeheEheEHaA."**
"its perfect.."
Why does he grunt so much I’m crying😭
Im gonna make "love is like a lake full of baked beans, once you fall in its hard to get out" my senior quote
NOT THE IRISH COFFE WITH 12 SUGARS AND NO COFFEE-
I just can’t get over how he fucking *EATS HIS PHONE*
why did 2d become more like a man child as he got older? he’s so adorable
i thought the same. maybe age regression?
@@starryeyedbabe he literally acts like a 6 year old at heart🥹
@@starryeyedbabe he’s a little blue baby
@@basicbread mostly leg baby 😌
Abuse regressed his age
14:24
The fact that he bites down on the microphone implies that he bites his ice cream
Preppy 2D asmr
He sure has a strong mouth
I never thought his podcast would be so random but that does matches the description Damon and Jamie gave us of his mind being "like a blank sheet of paper" lol
his living conditions *terrify* me
Fr. Bro is always in danger 😭
The way he started to freaking die after he put a clothes clip on his tounge😂
Anyone else get STRONG alantutorial vibes from Stuart here? He sounds near identical, and it hurts to know that he's STILL living under the abusive thumb of Murdoc after all these years.
Murdoc doesn’t even care he just cares about the cult🤔
"L U V, luv, um luv is like a lake full of baked beans. once you fall in, its hard to get out"
beautiful statement 2D
Oh nice one that’ll be muh pizzuh😂
These need to be animated
I'll... Try
@@Jacobekekdidhdupdate?.
2:05 got me cracking up laughing😂
His cough
The captions think that’s music 💀💀💀
All the smoking he use to do
He coughs like a 5 year old💀
It’s the sleeping power 💀
besides him already being super amazing its extremely funny how he straight up eats the microphone
4:17 He's asking the real questions here, and this is coming from someone who had to study this as part of my geology degree.
This man is so adorable...
6:35 "i HoPe uNcLe MaRtiN hErE dOeSn'T nOtiCe ThAt i PiSsEd mY fUcKiNg PaNtS"
-Maynard James Keenan
GOD DAMN SHIT THE BED
@@Brain-tk6si IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY SAID TO MEEE
His toast eating was giving me asmr
0:51 Stuart Pot really thought he was gonna do the M1 A1 intro
only reason why i listened to his podcast was why he ate his microphone on episode 43
Time stamp?
@@melodys._.strawberries5652 14:03 maybe
@@crunchcantalk5919because he was drugged.
I like how is voice gets raspyry every time in each episode😭
My favourites are 3:57 and 14:04 terrific but did crack me up
sameeee
4:43 thanks for clearing that up 2D😂😂😂
I was journaling while watching this so now my favorite parts are documented.
Here they are.
✨It's a lovely day in America, and I'm gonna make Murdoc a cup of some Irish coffee with 12 sugars and no coffee✨
**Mixes coffee**
✨ Let's have a taste 😊✨
**Violent coughing**
✨iT's PeRfEcT✨
-
WHY DID HE SCREAM LIKE THAT WITH THE CLOTHESPIN-
-
"Love is like a lake of baked beans" -2D
-
HELP THE WAY THE AUDIO DISTORTED WHEN HE BIT THE PHONE- IM SOBBING-
it's a lovely ice cream!
@@blupikminzmom LMAO I FORGOT ABOUT THAT PART
@@PatchesOnPawsur PFP is funny :>
"love is like a lake full of baked beans"
...
WHAT
THESE NEED TO BE ANIMATED
9:13
"All right guys
Um this morning
Im at the shops🤭
Getting stuff to go in
Murdocs holy bath😊
Umsome lavender salt
Pepa olives cheese
*AUOGH* The
Only thing i
Could not find
Is damons
Toenail☺️so im
Gonna try 7-Eleven"
I listen to these for two reasons. Reason one: Because he’s too goofy and adorable and reason two: is because he makes me happy 🥹
But fr though I almost sobbed when he ate is microphone 😭
14:26 How to eat like a man
wtf is he doing ??
@@sucasica3845 he was drugged by the forever cult so now he is hallucinating that his recording device is an icecream cone and he started eating it
@@sucasica3845hes accidentally eating the recorder (I forgot what exactly it's called) and in pretty sure it's due to the tea hes being given by moon flower
@@pinkdemonz9475 he's doing asmr
yummy I like eating phones for a snack
I listened to Tranz before I came here. Now I'm just noticing the ✨ duality ✨ that this man has.
Like the way he eats his phone at 14:22 🥹
I used to live an hour (give or take) from the real spirit house. Man am I glad I’m nowhere near this phase’s house when the cult shit went down.
this is what it sounds like when you open your unemployed friends voice notes
also "murdoc likes the main lady but she keeps calling him murvin"
This is the kind of stuff that happens when DankPods says “so like this one time, mate…”
lol I was gonna say that!
I love him so much but I feel so bad for this poor man why is everyone so awful to him😭😭😭
2-D and Murdoc are my favorite members of Gorillaz, and apparently, I'm part of the majority that thinks the same.
Samee
2d and noodle are my faves but the whole bands great
“issa lovely ice cream :)”
Mmmm….
**cRuNcH CrUnCh**
*MmMmMmmm…*
He's the most adorable person on earth, even more than babies!😻
True
12:21 is a truman show reference xD
7:35 he thinks that cults are just clubs 😢
this reads like a cry for help
9:56 Giving me mad Coraline vibes
Didn't know the ADHD side of my mind works the same way as 2D's entire mind.
Well, another bit of information to add to my "I probably won't check on this for the next 5 years" mind list.
THE LAST ONE 😭😭😭
I WAS WEARING HEADPHONES 💀
3:59 moments before disaster
1:40 what happened did he trip or something??
he fell down a flight of stairs while trapped in a suit of armor
The bite of 87
@@devvieb_111 💀
2D deserves better
"PS what is your address?" BRUH 😅🤣😂💀
14:22 I CANT BREATHE
I love him
Oh yeah delicious
so lets talk about that *four* letter word *l u v*
L. U. V
hes so smart
14:22 It's a lovely icecream 🫠 𝒎𝒎𝒎 𝕔𝕣𝕦𝕟𝕔𝕙
It sounds like he's biting a human head
*MMmMmmMm*
A yes a phone is ice cream
13:26
THATS SO SAD
Ngl I think he was more sad Abt the roller skates😢
9:16 Did he say holy bath 😭💀
Murdoc's blessing
4:14 5:19 6:35 13:46 bro-💀😭
En la parte de las pinsas me muri de risa, ya no tenía nada que hacer el hp
cooking is hard
4:23 1:50
2D is so cute
Oh
5:14
my husband
Our husband*
me too
@@melodys._.strawberries5652no 💀
Wth
Malewife material
I'm in the wardrobe. Cool.😂😂😂
4:09 loud
7:16 BROOOOO
HE CANT SWIM😭
ong
Did he say gizz?
Aaahhhhhhhhh me mueroooo
Torkification Complete
Nice😂❤
2-D is my husband
No
@Savaronidragons yes
this could be worse
"time for my tought of the day" but the thing is that he actually is limited to having only a single thought per day. my guy doesnt think much🫶
lol fr
3:50 AWH NO - 'D 💀😭
3:55