"Dr Cox, Johny's never gonna look up to me. Ever. But he hangs on your every word, so I'm asking; I'm telling you, take that responsibly seriously, stop being such a hardass otherwise you're gonna have to answer to me." I swear this is the best speech in the show
Wasn't expecting this rant on the Dr. Cox rant list, but so glad it is. Both actors just nailed it. Watching Dr. Cox's face go from "waiting to throw another verbal barb" to "Oh God, he's right" was just... oof, so good.
"Fine, I'm gonna go ahead and tell you all how it ends. Dr Phil says 'aannnnd howww is that working out for yyyou?' And the big fat lady cries, WAH." P.S. NOW would be a good time for you to scurry on back to work so that I can continue to afford the anti-depressants that keep me so damn jolly, nyehahahaha GO!!!
Watch it, Coxy. That's Harrison Wells you're talking to, and if you're not careful, he'll shove his vibrating hand right through chest and into your heart. Of course, that might not work for you, since you're dead inside anyway and have no heart to crush.
+couchpotato2222 i didnt notice that but he does lean in for the HUG (that he eventually gets in the finale of the end of the original SCRUBS) "Brace yourself, I'm coming in.YOU SMELL LIKE A FATHER-FIGURE"
Now I'm wondering if people who've had a stroke can still write well, even if they can't speak more than a few words. Or maybe use one of those predictive speaking devices that people with full paralysis use.
I miss this show and i was 10 when it came out in 2001 but at that time i didn't know it aired. i loved Elliott and carla but JD Was so annoying lol and turk was the funniest i wish this would come back on the air... so sad it ended
"🙄😒Look, Tammy, when it comes to your love life, normally, I couldn't care less who's laying your quivering body down by the 🔥fire while your lips whisper, *😨🙂↔️No, no, no,* but your eyes scream, *🤤🙂↕️Yes, yes, Oh, big Daddy, yes,* but when you're dating Jordan's sissy-poo, it forces me to spend time with you outside of the 🏨hospital, and I just won't have that. 🤨So here's the deal: don't wanna have 🥘dinner with you, don't wanna go 🎳 bowling with you, and I never ever again want to walk in my kitchen and hear you say, *🎵🙄😝IIIIIt's 🧇waffle time, It's 🧇waffle time, Won't you have some 🧇 waffles of mine?🎵* "
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"Dr Cox, Johny's never gonna look up to me. Ever. But he hangs on your every word, so I'm asking; I'm telling you, take that responsibly seriously, stop being such a hardass otherwise you're gonna have to answer to me." I swear this is the best speech in the show
Respect+++++
Agreed!
Cox did ease up a little bit after that.
Wasn't expecting this rant on the Dr. Cox rant list, but so glad it is. Both actors just nailed it. Watching Dr. Cox's face go from "waiting to throw another verbal barb" to "Oh God, he's right" was just... oof, so good.
I also likes the speech JD gives to everyone when they’re complaining about their relationships but he is single and lonely.
See I like this series cause it’s edited to give context and closure to his rants. Which most compilation videos don’t do.
"Hi dan, coxoroni, regarding the rum and coke issue, couldn't be more confused" lmao
Lmao, what a great line.
I appreciate you not cutting Dan’s speech when you could have after cox’s speech was done
Dans speech was pretty amazing
Wonderful and natural. Loved it.
It worked because the character of Dr. Cox couldn't deny that Dan was absolutely morally correct.
Scrubs:
Jokes - Superb
Music - Superb
Writing - Superb
Acting - Superb
Drama - Superb
Show - The Best
Except the last season. That was not Scrubs.
"The naked chicken dance that my uncle Barton taught me"..... wait what?!
"You okay, little buddy!"
"Nooooooooooo" LMAO
Dude if you landed Tara Reid in her prime as a girlfriend you have hit the jackpot as far as I’m concerned.
I don't know what it is but her voice is so sexy to me.
Especially as she has Christa Miller as her sister!!!
So this is where The Reverse Flash is when he’s not trying to kill Barry Allen
Personally, I'd be terrified if Reverse Flash threatened me
really?
Not me i will call Barry Allen
@@MichaelPaulMcMillinUberManas long as you don’t call Ezra Miller that guy is very scary.
Who has two thumbs and doesn’t give a crap? Bob Kelso how you doin? Best Comeback Ever!
His laugh after the anti depressant comment 😂😂😂
amanda mcconnell and his aggressive off screen GO! Makes me laugh.
"Fine, I'm gonna go ahead and tell you all how it ends. Dr Phil says 'aannnnd howww is that working out for yyyou?' And the big fat lady cries, WAH."
P.S. NOW would be a good time for you to scurry on back to work so that I can continue to afford the anti-depressants that keep me so damn jolly, nyehahahaha GO!!!
I believe that's the most brilliant scene in all of Scrubs. Thanks for typing it out, especially Cox' laugh at the end.
"OOOHH YEAH, it's waffle time, it's waffle time! Won't you have some waffles of mine?"
That Dr Phil impression is perfect 👌
"awww you okay lil buddyyy"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
"She has cold toes." "Oh Ted don't be that guy!" Lmao
I still don't get what that means..
@@holafceja Ted was talking about his mom's cold feet as he slept on the same bed. It's creepy, that's what Dr Cox meant
That last scene is amazing. "Aw shucks, that's what it is." Watched this show through multiple times and didn't remember that one.
"I dont wanna be a doctor". Said the doctor.
Nervous guy is the best.
Watch it, Coxy. That's Harrison Wells you're talking to, and if you're not careful, he'll shove his vibrating hand right through chest and into your heart. Of course, that might not work for you, since you're dead inside anyway and have no heart to crush.
It's weird I'm afraid of Dan now Run Barry Run
.......oh. My. God. Im just realising it now.
Run perry run lol
John C. McGinley can say so much with just his eyes.
It's just incredible.
I couldn't imagine how long it takes to set up this show's 1-off 2 second cutaways
i find the beginning funnier than i should
If u have a brother u kno exactly how dan felt 👌🏻
More like if you had a brother who is ashamed of you and thinks you are the epitome of screw-ups everywhere.
who has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap Bob Kelso laugh my ass off such a nice come back
I want to Rant like him seriously totally epic lol
7:00-7:04 is my personal favorite. The amount of savagery behind that comment is ridiculously high!
Scene at wonderland when Perry tells Tara Reid that her sister slept with JD while being stuck up there is gold. His laught in that scene too
that rum and coke one is always comedic gold
fern villarreal it really is.
I'm Dying hello Musoline hello Hitler Captin Kangaroo thats wired lol. Love that line
Duck....Duck....." I don't wanna be a doctor!!!!"
Wait a minute.... his uncle taught him something called the "Naked Chicken Dance"? And it's used as a coital ritual?
Well then.
I love dr Cox... so damn funny.... OMG WOULD DR Cox and Dr house be best friends
Two egomaniacs? Might become best of enemies 😈
Also Dr. Becker of "Becker".
"Hey who are we talking about here, you or me?"
11:10
"That mole makes you look like Hitler baldie."
Dan sticking it to dr.cox. enough said!
From 2:50 - 4:12 pure awesomeness
$4 a week raise is not bad actually...
Assuming a 40 hr workweek, it's a 10 cent raise. That's a rounding error
2:04 “Nooo…. poof 🤭”
11:03 this is the best scene
How much of Cox's character is writing and how much is McGinley's improv?
95 % written. Still a legend though.
Great how Jd had his own back
hehehe~! I love 1:00. If you have seen the whole show you'd know~. Not you, upload. People watching the vid.
+couchpotato2222 i didnt notice that but he does lean in for the HUG (that he eventually gets in the finale of the end of the original SCRUBS)
"Brace yourself, I'm coming in.YOU SMELL LIKE A FATHER-FIGURE"
The Todd is such a disappointment....there where blue balls RIGHT THERE!
Now I'm wondering if people who've had a stroke can still write well, even if they can't speak more than a few words. Or maybe use one of those predictive speaking devices that people with full paralysis use.
Ohhhh yeash theatsh what it is 🤣🤣🤣
I love him!! 😆
0:28-0:29, 0:54, 1:02-1:07, 1:17-1:23, 1:31-1:50, 1:56, 2:18-2:21, 2:29-2:30, 2:56-2:57, 3:30-4:07, 4:32-4:39, 4:44-4:58, 5:00-5:18, 5:31-5:37, 5:55-6:03, 6:14, 7:03-7:05, 7:08, 8:13-8:50, 10:24-10:40, 10:46-10:50, 10:59, 11:15-11:27, 11:45-11:50, 13:33, 13:37-13:38, 13:50-14:13
Ted don't be that guy.
What guy? WHAT GUY?
5:14 HAHAHAAAAA....
GO!!!!!!
Totally about the 4 dollars XD
I miss this show and i was 10 when it came out in 2001 but at that time i didn't know it aired. i loved Elliott and carla but JD Was so annoying lol and turk was the funniest i wish this would come back on the air... so sad it ended
8:10 funniest rant from Dr. Cox IMO😂 John C. McGinley was the🐐in this show!
"🙄😒Look, Tammy, when it comes to your love life, normally, I couldn't care less who's laying your quivering body down by the 🔥fire while your lips whisper, *😨🙂↔️No, no, no,* but your eyes scream, *🤤🙂↕️Yes, yes, Oh, big Daddy, yes,* but when you're dating Jordan's sissy-poo, it forces me to spend time with you outside of the 🏨hospital, and I just won't have that. 🤨So here's the deal: don't wanna have 🥘dinner with you, don't wanna go 🎳 bowling with you, and I never ever again want to walk in my kitchen and hear you say, *🎵🙄😝IIIIIt's 🧇waffle time, It's 🧇waffle time, Won't you have some 🧇 waffles of mine?🎵* "
Lol my personal favorite man falling off a clip noooooooooooooooooooo
@0:30 Important.
148 is probably my fav
2:11 is my favourite
What does Cox say to Dan right before they break the handshake?
Jub Blub He says "All the best"
11:51
13:14 Topical...
Dan turned out to be Eobart thawn, he killed Dr cox
Dr Cox is bulletproof
WHACK A NEWBIE!!
Wack a newbie ha ha
6:36
10:56