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  • @emmalani6860
    @emmalani6860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2791

    His hair/wig channeling every male protagonist in an early 2000s teen movie

    • @babywuggz6954
      @babywuggz6954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      bro i thought that was a hat lmaoooooo!

    • @Lucas51397
      @Lucas51397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      It's definitely a wig. You can see blond hair coming out from underneath when he leans down.

    • @OttoVonGarfield
      @OttoVonGarfield 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He's channeling his inner Charles Bronson.

    • @wonky-t-wonk
      @wonky-t-wonk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Troy Bolton vibes

    • @kiraanne3524
      @kiraanne3524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I came down into the comments for this comment lol

  • @jenniferroswell7826
    @jenniferroswell7826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    Jean Pier in this movie is a blonde, short haired, German sounding, fleshbud controlled, bootleg Polnareff.

    • @christynunley8112
      @christynunley8112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Pretty much.😂

    • @border2208
      @border2208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Finally some one noticed it

    • @Rexxy34
      @Rexxy34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Glad i wasn't the only to think baron von polnareff

    • @deadchannel8109
      @deadchannel8109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Rexxy34 I think you're thinking of the wrong polnareff unless is a joke.

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sounds almost like Stroheim.

  • @sleepysmartboy6287
    @sleepysmartboy6287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1733

    I was going to say that the French formality for "Doctor" is "Docteur" not "Monsieur" but then he said "Non merci, I am French. We drink wine" and I gave up

    • @schandlicher-schubertverif9478
      @schandlicher-schubertverif9478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      And you’re damn right in doing that cause that’s ain’t how French works

    • @Nionivek
      @Nionivek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Honestly for a while I thought the twist was going to be that he isn't even French (explaining his bad accent, the fact that he doesn't know anything about Paris, and his odd mannerisms that don't match up with France).

    • @Blessed_V0id
      @Blessed_V0id 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Let's be real. I dont think the creators cared. If they are racist towards the chinese, is it that much of a stretch that they are racist towards the French too?

    • @Nionivek
      @Nionivek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Blessed_V0id At best MAYBE they were trying to be sort of Stereotyping as a joke... Like say Hetalia (Excellent Anime, suggest it to anyone. Where every country is portrayed as a super stereotypical character). Yet they COMPLETELY botched it.
      .
      The only stereotype that actually got a good joke was the "The Chinese make bad products" (and only waaay later. When they meet a Chinese person and even he is complaining about his lousy Chinese products).

    • @hannyb.1364
      @hannyb.1364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He then goes on to say “mon amore”

  • @SoloJona
    @SoloJona 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    14:20 WHOA, after he says "Paris is everything" you can hear the one in charge of recording tell the actor "thank you"

    • @tonyshum5569
      @tonyshum5569 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      some people could have sworn that was the n word

    • @aaronnwithtwoNs
      @aaronnwithtwoNs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tonyshum5569 I heard “naked”

    • @therealladyk.hatake8400
      @therealladyk.hatake8400 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I did hear it, it sounded like a woman and I had to hold my phone close to my ear to hear it clearly.

  • @CER0MI
    @CER0MI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    _I wish someone would love me like Amanda loves French guy._

    • @noahhecker6672
      @noahhecker6672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You alright?

    • @CER0MI
      @CER0MI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@noahhecker6672 No, got my heart broken obviously 😬😂

    • @CER0MI
      @CER0MI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Guts it aight lmao but ty♡

    • @AutumnWind92
      @AutumnWind92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@CER0MI I mean she ended up with the chinese guy but I feel ya :/

    • @ohyeahisthatwhatyouthink6088
      @ohyeahisthatwhatyouthink6088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too
      That Amanda is one lucky beeotch

  • @humanperson8903
    @humanperson8903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    “My name is jean-Pierre polnereff, I have lost my sister to the man with two right hands

  • @shadrachwilson5981
    @shadrachwilson5981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2367

    “Amanda Amanda, Paris is everything”

    • @zerochii0
      @zerochii0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Ay Manda

    • @mx.menacing
      @mx.menacing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Aymunda Aymunda
      Pahreez iz evryting

    • @Bulma410
      @Bulma410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Poor reupload

    • @manhvu4988
      @manhvu4988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i thought he said amazing

    • @chaoz7370
      @chaoz7370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Someone else reviewed this thing, mightve been IHE, maybe not, but the reviewer thought they heard the small, millisecond-long message say "bigot"
      Cuz rascist movie

  • @TimeForDunston
    @TimeForDunston 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    "Why was this made?"
    Because money.

    • @sei1906
      @sei1906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It ain’t even good at that, people ain’t paying for that

    • @TheMadTurtle
      @TheMadTurtle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Needed to be wasted.

    • @TheTideKing004
      @TheTideKing004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Because money? The only money this film saw was the amount they spent making it lol

    • @vargenfenrisson1164
      @vargenfenrisson1164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So you are one of those that comments without watching any of the video huh?

    • @delete---7593
      @delete---7593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And?.

  • @remmus5048
    @remmus5048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    Also at the very end of the movie, the child says “I thought he was cooking us dinner!” after Amanda introduces the Chinese guy,
    AND THAT’S WHERE IT ENDS

    • @Sephoronstew
      @Sephoronstew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      👶🏌️‍♀️

    • @infinite.wings.guy.
      @infinite.wings.guy. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Sephoronstew Lemme help you with that
      🦶👶

    • @Big_Finger_Jim
      @Big_Finger_Jim 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That is the absolute best note it could’ve ended on.

  • @kilyharo
    @kilyharo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I am brazillian, and actually most of these bootleg animations that people talk about on youtube are from a infamous brazillian studio called "Video Brinquedo", if you still didn't melted your brain with this one, se one or two more...

  • @Omar-kh4hr
    @Omar-kh4hr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1649

    bootlegged, offensive, racist, the mouth movement doesn't line up with the talking. yup this is what I signed up for

    • @Blessed_V0id
      @Blessed_V0id 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hell yeah. Gotta love this shit show

    • @ZTOXZZ
      @ZTOXZZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I love shows like that

    • @daichisawamura20yearsago64
      @daichisawamura20yearsago64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC

    • @theearth284
      @theearth284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Horrific animation

    • @ravaniphoenix5431
      @ravaniphoenix5431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The mouth movement doesnt line up because this is a brazilian movie

  • @matthewbaang8749
    @matthewbaang8749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I died when the family just simultaneously stopped in the same manner.

  • @r.h.6835
    @r.h.6835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    That French guy sounds like a German guy that tries to sound like a French guy. What a wild concept.

    • @ricard0mil0s80
      @ricard0mil0s80 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And why is he called Jean Pierre he is the biggest car channel in germany

    • @pu-FP
      @pu-FP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Great concept! THEY HAVE GREAAATTT CHEMISTRY!

    • @trynee1397
      @trynee1397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not really, he sounded pretty stereotype French to me, and I live in a French place

    • @disappointedmess209
      @disappointedmess209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      damn german spies.

    • @DudeLebowski_98
      @DudeLebowski_98 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha

  • @Nionivek
    @Nionivek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    This WHOLE time I thought he was supposed to be famous and that is why they know he is capable and that BionicPIG was just harping over a non-plothole... But nope! They just... ASSUME he is some amazing guy.

  • @nadroji6549
    @nadroji6549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    "No merci; I am French, we drink wine!"
    This cracks me up so much.

  • @pr6897
    @pr6897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Damn man Polnareff really let himself go after Avdol and Iggy died

  • @DiamondNoirYT
    @DiamondNoirYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    Alternative Title for this movie: Eggman's and Amy's voice actor giving up

    • @nicholascoira6479
      @nicholascoira6479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I thought I was hallucinating when I realized they were actually the same voice actors

    • @nman551
      @nman551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      WHO FORCED THEM

    • @deltanoob4945
      @deltanoob4945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Bruh exactly what are they doing here

    • @at-rexontheinternet1388
      @at-rexontheinternet1388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Waitwhat

    • @BalooDumptruck
      @BalooDumptruck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Oh god why are they voicing this?

  • @kinkanalchemist
    @kinkanalchemist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Polnareff, what have they done to you my dude

  • @SethColby69
    @SethColby69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1789

    i just feel like bionic is actually bald but he's so insecure to show us so he decided to wear a wig to hide it off
    because there's no way that i'm gonna believe that it's his real hair

    • @Mostchillguy360
      @Mostchillguy360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Bro he dyed his hair blonde or something lol 😂 if you pay attention you can see a bit of his real hair under the wig and beanie

    • @sophiepike8161
      @sophiepike8161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Lol yea, he bleached his hair, you can go see it on his Instagram

    • @sincotrodium7385
      @sincotrodium7385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bud why don't you complain to your mom when the teachers want you to turn on your camera on zoom

    • @cellblocknine5385
      @cellblocknine5385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah I noticed he wears wigs.

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      He wears a wig to hide the baldness from cancer these movies gave him.

  • @LilyoftheLake14
    @LilyoftheLake14 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It's even worse when you realize that Amanda, the daughter, is supposed to be 15 in this movie, hence why she's dating a high school boy, since she's also a high schooler and all.
    While the French guy is very much a full grown adult in his mid 20s-early 30s. What's even worse is he would've had to have watched the news report from the beginning of the movie to know about the lavender thing. That news report also covered Amanda's back story and general information.
    That means: HE WOULD'VE KNOWN SHE WAS UNDERAGE & IN HIGH SCHOOL BEFORE EVEN MEETING HER!!! 😳😬

  • @finngreen3861
    @finngreen3861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    I like how throughout the whole entire movie they don't stop smiling.

  • @RamzDomz
    @RamzDomz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This doesn’t please my Silver Chariot

  • @zachtheguy5303
    @zachtheguy5303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    No I am French I drink wine and wine only, our bloodstream is just entirely made of wine

    • @naomimiller5636
      @naomimiller5636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That’s why only your blood is purple and in some cases pink

    • @brianangelsantos
      @brianangelsantos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr super offensive

    • @naomimiller5636
      @naomimiller5636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      honey b and the problem here is...

    • @goose8085
      @goose8085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me who lives in a small county known for wine and wine only: well youre welcome

    • @minthemadnezz200
      @minthemadnezz200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jesus is French

  • @akish302
    @akish302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Fun fact: Fortune cookies were invented in the USA

  • @cynthiarios271
    @cynthiarios271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +979

    It's Danny Gonzales' cousin

  • @sleepninja2350
    @sleepninja2350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Bootleg Pete trying to exit the room is how most of my attempts to socialize go.
    Now, like a ghost in the night, I'm gone

  • @patch5384
    @patch5384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    he looks like the secret third member of dan and phil

  • @goose8085
    @goose8085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    John piere: the perfect opportunity to call him polnareff but of course he says french guy

  • @gorgeouspotato6492
    @gorgeouspotato6492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    "Just bcuz a random guy who broke into their house told them to "
    Excuse me , isn't that how you got to watch the movie in the first place?

  • @estherreis6631
    @estherreis6631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    So, the last time i went searching, i saw that Ratatoing was a Brasilian movie. So when i heard “Guto” (a nickname for Gustavo here) I definitely knew it was from Brasil. Apparently the director have a lot of rip-off movies on his name and now I definitely feel proud about the industry of rip-off movies in my country cause this is absolute perfection

  • @kyoko_yuki4614
    @kyoko_yuki4614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    he just reuploaded it in hopes that no one will call him out on the wig this time

    • @kishinumaayumi
      @kishinumaayumi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So that's why I was having major deja vu

    • @k1ddo616
      @k1ddo616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh, so that IS a wig.......... Wait, why is he wearing a wig?

    • @drkchoco6061
      @drkchoco6061 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i thought that was his hair

    • @daruistube2007
      @daruistube2007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@k1ddo616 He bleached his hair

    • @sincotrodium7385
      @sincotrodium7385 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But he has real hair.Unlike you prob with a 4 dollar shit cut.

  • @serendipityyoonmin7039
    @serendipityyoonmin7039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    15:15 No amount of therapy will ever make this moment okay.

  • @notsospecial9012
    @notsospecial9012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +975

    Ashamed to admit I laughed at “I’m French, we drink wine.”

    • @PAAUpals
      @PAAUpals 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      oh so did I

    • @noahhecker6672
      @noahhecker6672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I laughed at the housefly/flyswatter joke

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I'm French, we drink wine...and eat snails. XD

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cartooncritique6625 please dont tell me you guys talk like the What's Up dude because that guy's accent sounds super exaggerated

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@CoingamerFL I'm not actually French. I was just making fun of the film's blatant use of stereotypes.

  • @pumpkinlord8670
    @pumpkinlord8670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    is this what Polnareff did before going to Italy?

  • @Ag_33
    @Ag_33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    Well damn, guess I’m lucky for having actually seen the original upload

  • @jacobgormley8457
    @jacobgormley8457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    wait, I thought a "bootleg" movie was a major movie, just illegally copied from a legit version so no money goes to the moviemakers. I think what bionic has here is a "knockoff" movie.

    • @Robofrog100
      @Robofrog100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They're synonyms

    • @rebeccabigwest
      @rebeccabigwest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bitchard rutler is correct. This information is easy to Google or even look up in a dictionary. So why would robofrog make the comment that they are synonymous when this is clearly untrue and so easily verifiable? Why did you do that robofrog, why?

    • @cellblocknine5385
      @cellblocknine5385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you! I thought I was the only one to notice that he was using the term "bootleg" wrong throughout the entire video.

    • @vargenfenrisson1164
      @vargenfenrisson1164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah Bootleg is just like a burned CD back in the day, Same content on a different disk. But it just further proves that some youtubers are as intelegent as the fungi between a construction workers toes

    • @unknowngaming1432
      @unknowngaming1432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, a bootleg is described as something pirated or stolen...which could also include the idea. Like a movie that is a rip off of Up is technically stealing the story...making it a bootleg

  • @SpamorammA
    @SpamorammA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +825

    "his entire character and personality is being french, every offensive stereotype you can think of, they just grabbed it and shoved it in there."
    *Polnereff sweating profusely and profoundly frenchlike*

    • @sugarhoneylemonic7004
      @sugarhoneylemonic7004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I LEGIT WAS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO MENTION POLNAREFF IN THE COMMENTS

    • @soyeahimagamer2630
      @soyeahimagamer2630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Jean Pierre

    • @guaperryz596
      @guaperryz596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Man, Polnareff changed after part 5
      He turned back into human but evil and no more of the funny hair
      Part 5 was to insane for him i guess

    • @callmeciara4232
      @callmeciara4232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I see you’re a man of culture as well

    • @izabellablack7442
      @izabellablack7442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      oh god don’t compare him to polnareff 😂 .. might just ruin the whole show with this movie

  • @AnnoyingTiger888
    @AnnoyingTiger888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    You can just see the light leaving Bionic's eyes.

  • @alexcmadgaming8448
    @alexcmadgaming8448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3366

    Bootleg Pete radiates Filthy Frank Energy

    • @Synfulz.
      @Synfulz. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      I thought this instantly.

    • @RonaldNixiux
      @RonaldNixiux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      and I love it

    • @Ramej
      @Ramej 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      same feeling

    • @surgerytv9130
      @surgerytv9130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Bootleg Pete is the bootleg version of filthy frank lmao ( not hating)

    • @sussybaka148
      @sussybaka148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @Marvin Zimmerman his name is bootleg pete buddy he is supposed to be a bootleg filthy frank

  • @xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888
    @xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Are we just not gonna talk about Amanda's bangs looking like the umbrellas in Lego games?

  • @eddietuite732
    @eddietuite732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    That movie cover looks like something you'd see in the gym teachers basement

    • @yahwehisdead
      @yahwehisdead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You went to your gym teachers basement??!?!!??!?

    • @eddietuite732
      @eddietuite732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@yahwehisdead no he put me there

    • @youtubegeek4202
      @youtubegeek4202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This was so oddly specific and personal yet so accurate

    • @RainbowWindchime
      @RainbowWindchime 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

  • @deapelgamer2385
    @deapelgamer2385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "We have Jean Pierre, or as Bionic calls him, a French guy, or as I like to call him, JEAN PIERRE POLNAREFF"

    • @border2208
      @border2208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like the way you think

    • @mr.walter6973
      @mr.walter6973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Imagine those souls who don't get the reference

    • @deapelgamer2385
      @deapelgamer2385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mr.walter6973 What a tragedy on their part, I guess this means they will never know about Polnareff Land....

  • @msnavely6329
    @msnavely6329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Im like 99% sure that Amanda is voiced by the same person as Amy from Sonic X
    EDIT: aight so i did some googling and found out that three of the VAs are from sonic?? im very confused. Anyways:
    Amanda did turn out to be Amy from Sonic X
    Dr. Crumb has also voiced Shadow AND Sonic (In SA2 I think??)
    and Dr. Zoox is the current VA of Eggman
    I don't know when you'll ever need this information. But uh. yeah.

    • @pizzatron2010
      @pizzatron2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      oh my god i knew i recognized their voices

    • @BalooDumptruck
      @BalooDumptruck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh God

    • @bobbovine
      @bobbovine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How does Eggman keep ending up in these bootleg movies? He's also Greg in Ratatoing

    • @anasdomain9994
      @anasdomain9994 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂 I was about to type this I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed

    • @kiranixon2640
      @kiranixon2640 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's funny because the voice acting isn't even bad, the writing is just god awful 😆

  • @inbredduck1487
    @inbredduck1487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    as a chinese person myself this probably was the funniest yet most difficult movie to watch, incredible would watch this nightmare again for laughs

  • @lemonkitty2653
    @lemonkitty2653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    You’re the first person who can actually explain this mess they call a storyline😂

  • @cheezydolphine3314
    @cheezydolphine3314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I can really see the pain in my eyes after hearing this

  • @ThickestSkull03
    @ThickestSkull03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    “It’s my turn to put the whole world to sleep”
    Me: “I wanted to put you to sleep since the first line you spoke”

    • @indicaking
      @indicaking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Are you Australian?

    • @ThickestSkull03
      @ThickestSkull03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jose Lopez No. Why?

    • @indicaking
      @indicaking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ThickestSkull03 oh, your name is upside down

    • @ThickestSkull03
      @ThickestSkull03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jose Lopez Lol

    • @kennycubensis8152
      @kennycubensis8152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Really Frenchman?! I have insomnia and would love nothing more than to fall asleep, ha, check mate

  • @PigBoy99
    @PigBoy99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    watch, I can give the villain a backstory in like, a minute
    when he was young a hypnotist visited him for his birthday. he was always ignored by his parents, and he convinced the hypnotist to control his parents. soon, he realised how many people he could control with hypnosis powers, and started his quest to find the gem

  • @TheSimplyCooking
    @TheSimplyCooking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    This movie looks like billion surprise toys made it.

    • @feap0d
      @feap0d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yess

  • @Kleebler_Skyfall
    @Kleebler_Skyfall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i remember when my teacher found a bootleg movie that she thought was the real movie (i think it was ratatouille idk it was a few years ago) and me and my classmates just sat there watching that bootleg for i think 20 minutes before one of my classmates pointed out that it was a bootleg... then the teacher just let us draw and play the board games she had it the classroom it was a fun day

  • @margothoogers332
    @margothoogers332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Lowkey, you remind me of the cleaner version of filthy frank

  • @steampunkemo9211
    @steampunkemo9211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I died when he put his face in the monster summoning scene, that was absolutely brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @datboi8491
    @datboi8491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    Still doesn't exclude the fact that you have a wig and your hair is blonde...

  • @Dibious
    @Dibious ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The ironic thing about the fortune cookie bit is that fortune cookies aren't even from china. They were made in America.

  • @TheClarkChannel
    @TheClarkChannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Looking at that luscious blonde lock in the back of your hair like uWu

  • @user-gw7cr5mj2q
    @user-gw7cr5mj2q 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lol this is legit like one of my dreams. No reason no logic. The characters in the dream seems to be totally into the dream but once I wake up, none of the story makes sense.

  • @thisisweirderthanyou9855
    @thisisweirderthanyou9855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Jean Pierre?
    Me: don't do it
    Mind: Jean Pierre...
    Me: don't.
    Mind: polnareff
    Me: NO

    • @ceciliak9256
      @ceciliak9256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too @Parry Home Me too

    • @tyanna270
      @tyanna270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I was literally thinking about him. The best frenchman ever💯

    • @rabies__
      @rabies__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@tyanna270 agreed, 11/10 French boi

    • @SpoodyWoop
      @SpoodyWoop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @quebus1215
      @quebus1215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Look at that he's not in a wheelchair anymore

  • @jamilzayas5808
    @jamilzayas5808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If you're wondering why you hear Eggman and Amy Rose, that's because Mike Pollock and Lisa Ortiz are VAs in this movie. So is Jason Griffith.

  • @patrickoshea4248
    @patrickoshea4248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    he looks like someone playing Ian from smosh on the history channel

    • @MaxMcNultyYouTube
      @MaxMcNultyYouTube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is the funniest shit ive ever read.

    • @John-merman
      @John-merman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      the best part about reading this comment is this was playing on the background 6:26

    • @jamiemeyer3233
      @jamiemeyer3233 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is amazing

    • @jamiemeyer3233
      @jamiemeyer3233 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      12:32

    • @delete---7593
      @delete---7593 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      HOW?!.

  • @BroomPusher2024
    @BroomPusher2024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The moral of Whats Up:
    "We'll always have Paris... even if Paris doesnt wasn't want anything to do with us."

  • @greggoryheffley8955
    @greggoryheffley8955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    14:20 Amanda, Amanda - Paris is...Paris is everything. ("Pari" is the French pronunciation of Paris)

    • @elikuro3141
      @elikuro3141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      words only a parisian would say XD

  • @JauntyVampire
    @JauntyVampire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “I got an idea!”
    “No”
    “It’s a wonderful idea”
    “Yes”
    Amazing dialogue.

  • @panicatthedisco727
    @panicatthedisco727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Please watch "The True Story of Puss'N Boots" I was so traumatized by it, thought I was gonna get Antonio Banderas, the animation is terribly joke! Thanks for bringing bootleg awareness. :D

    • @KorenLesthe
      @KorenLesthe 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Featuring William Shatner. Special bonus for the bonus features where he speaks french (and quite good, tbh) !

    • @brookhall8957
      @brookhall8957 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you talking about the 2d 30 minute one that's got little to no animation? Or the 3d one with the squid guy and a girl that can see the truth with a crystal ball? Both described your description...

    • @tessfabled4115
      @tessfabled4115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Phelous & Cinema Snob's review of this abomination is golden ;)

    • @tessfabled4115
      @tessfabled4115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@brookhall8957 3D one with squid haha

    • @SugarVampieArts
      @SugarVampieArts 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh god, I saw it as a kid thinking it was the DreamWorks version and it has haunted me and my sister ever since.

  • @selenarivas436
    @selenarivas436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This looks like one of those low budget science animations that you watch in 6th grade to learn about how chemicals work

  • @toni4157
    @toni4157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I’m literally begging for him to talk about Zathura. I swear I thought that was a fever dream till my sister started talking about it and I realized i hadn’t dreamt it up.

    • @daraiekana2688
      @daraiekana2688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zathura is a great movie ok :(

    • @toni4157
      @toni4157 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@daraiekana2688 it is a great move! But I swear I thought I had made it up

    • @infinite.wings.guy.
      @infinite.wings.guy. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@daraiekana2688 agreed

    • @infinite.wings.guy.
      @infinite.wings.guy. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@toni4157 it's like me thinking Spirited Away was a fever dream lmao

  • @anthonypittman6443
    @anthonypittman6443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "why dont u show him a fortune cookie" i heard that and flipped out my bed and had to scream

  • @sethcalliesmusic
    @sethcalliesmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    I have no idea how these movies look so bad, like literally anyone can make a pixar quality animation using blender.

    • @daviskane7904
      @daviskane7904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yeah but you gotta do it with one guy in 3 hours.

    • @sethcalliesmusic
      @sethcalliesmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@daviskane7904 And his name is Antonio; he immigrated from Mexico and he has no idea what a graphics card is lmao

    • @iMajoraGaming
      @iMajoraGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@sethcalliesmusic His project leader is a Czech named Chet and fought in the Nepali Civil War, during which he was shot in the head and is now permanently brain-damaged, making him mute.
      He also cannot speak English or Spanish and got his job via a casting couch

    • @RavenTheVelociraptor
      @RavenTheVelociraptor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i feel like this comment thread got very borderline racist.. which is odd because didn't we just condemn the movie for that??

    • @OrionDawn15
      @OrionDawn15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@RavenTheVelociraptor Simple, this is a mere joke and we're not quite saying anything that suggests we think everyone Mexican/Czech is the way we described a single man as.

  • @hyruleluigi5721
    @hyruleluigi5721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Jean Pierre... sounds familiar.

  • @TalinMusic
    @TalinMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    This movie is like a crappier version of the animated scenes from the ratchet and clank series. 😂

    • @sei1906
      @sei1906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Those animated cutscenes were flippin’ Avatar compared to this

  • @vodanykey_5780
    @vodanykey_5780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Omg the voice actor for the old man at the very beginning also voiced one of the rats in rattattioing or however the frick you spell that

  • @gojijynx
    @gojijynx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    if filthy frank & mista gg had a son, it would be bionic pig

    • @amliamatovu364
      @amliamatovu364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg I cannot unsee this-

    • @Astro_Panda.
      @Astro_Panda. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is too true and now im scared

  • @franvuckovic2919
    @franvuckovic2919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Scientist:" You monsters are going to have to go back to where you came from."
    Monsters: "Understandable, have a good day."

  • @ro4dtripp160
    @ro4dtripp160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    7:29 "NOH MEHRCI I AHM FRANCH WE DHRINK WAINE"

  • @backupschmliff1156
    @backupschmliff1156 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    There's so much Filthy Frank and classic JonTron energy in this vid

  • @jonathan_q_arbuckle1976
    @jonathan_q_arbuckle1976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I don’t mind watching this another time. 💖

  • @YuRll
    @YuRll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This movie is so unenjoyable that it made this vid unenjoyable but thanks to you bionic you helped

  • @Darthalex5000
    @Darthalex5000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    All the 4Kids voice actors being in this movie was very distracting (looking at you Mike Pollock)

    • @BalooDumptruck
      @BalooDumptruck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh god

    • @ianthehealr8330
      @ianthehealr8330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BalooDumptruck Oh my God that name lmao I love that

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dont forget the Chinese guy is Leo from TMNT.

    • @Chrisjbennett89
      @Chrisjbennett89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That makes alot of sense

  • @illiteratemochi4150
    @illiteratemochi4150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The French dude’s voice is so so bad that I legitimately thought that Bionic was doing the voice ironically and then I realiZed

  • @Kikicole
    @Kikicole 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I’ll watch this again for ya, but I can promise I won’t be able to stop staring at your “hair” again

  • @myotiswii
    @myotiswii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I would love for you to watch Jurassic Shark sometime.
    It is a movie with an actually kinda interesting story, lots of plotholes, bad acting and actually kinda good animations.

  • @okmeowokmeow
    @okmeowokmeow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Bootleg Pete is how I got my hands on Atlantic Rim. Tip: putting “mockbuster” in a description doesn’t always make the experience of watching a movie better.

  • @HopePapernacky
    @HopePapernacky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Amanda, Amanda. Paris is... Paris is everything."
    I bet I could make a better movie than this. In fact, I might! Who wants to see me make that?

    • @vargenfenrisson1164
      @vargenfenrisson1164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      judging by the profile picture id actually highly doubt that

    • @zoilnixelyt
      @zoilnixelyt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude same 💀

    • @HopePapernacky
      @HopePapernacky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vargenfenrisson1164
      Trust me. My cat could make something better than this.

  • @literallyjustaglassofmilk3609
    @literallyjustaglassofmilk3609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Sorry but I don’t want to torture my eyes again...

  • @InstantMyth
    @InstantMyth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The like was for your sketch...& all of them. Good job, man. Keep it up!

  • @Jennuhba
    @Jennuhba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    This just popped up in my recommendations I thought it was an old video lol

  • @speedyyeety
    @speedyyeety 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    jean pierre... jean pierre polnareff??

  • @thekawaiicripple
    @thekawaiicripple 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    These kind of movies make me wonder how desperate a voice actor would have to be to voice them lol 😂

    • @siukong
      @siukong 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think you underestimate just how desperate many actors are.

    • @Coldoroki
      @Coldoroki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean.. I’d do it, and I’m not an actor nor desperate. I’d love to do a shitty dub over an already shitty movie lol

    • @thekawaiicripple
      @thekawaiicripple 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Coldoroki honestly same to be fair haha would be a ton of fun

    • @badpiggies988
      @badpiggies988 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And to think they decided to translate it into English to appeal to audiences in a country where constant racial stereotypes are heavily frowned upon

    • @anasdomain9994
      @anasdomain9994 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Apparently the sonic actors 😅

  • @sillyswirlsproductions145
    @sillyswirlsproductions145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When boy is too privileged to know what a real bootleg is
    come back to me when you got some shaky cam from the actual movie

    • @jadacampbell9331
      @jadacampbell9331 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      💯. Like a bootleg is pirating bro 😂

  • @CrankyB1tsch
    @CrankyB1tsch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "they don't even call them by their name! it's just french man or china!.....so the french man..." LOL

  • @destynova4512
    @destynova4512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Have no clue what this was, but definitely feel bad for the one kid out there who had to watch this on repeat as it was the only DVD in the house and there's no cable or internet.

  • @rosaduva
    @rosaduva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    But why do the characters in the movie look nothing like they do on the cover lol 🥴🤩

  • @thenumberoneprincessesinth4950
    @thenumberoneprincessesinth4950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bionic Pig's characters always end up taking me out every time. I come thinking they couldn't make me laughing more than they already have and I'm proven wrong EVERY time.

  • @annafromhsm
    @annafromhsm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    when i have kids i’m going to show them all the bootleg versions of movies, but tell them they’re the originals. that way when other kids are talking about movies like Ratatouille, mine will be talking about Ratatoing but they’ll THINK they know Ratatouille and nobody will be the wiser 😼

    • @feap0d
      @feap0d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Ur cruelll lol

    • @vargenfenrisson1164
      @vargenfenrisson1164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      knockoff* bootleg is something entirely different.

    • @vargenfenrisson1164
      @vargenfenrisson1164 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      and dont wait until you are older than 25. either you will run a 60% risk of having Tards and maybe even a high risk of being barren. but if you are a leftie you should gladly wait until you are 40 and do it with a sibling so that the offspring matches your Ideology

    • @annafromhsm
      @annafromhsm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vargenfenrisson1164 thank u for the correction though

    • @casual_speedrunner1482
      @casual_speedrunner1482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vargenfenrisson1164 Troll detected.

  • @andreluizsaleroandrade6484
    @andreluizsaleroandrade6484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I don't even have words" - Neither did the movie

  • @jinidavis4735
    @jinidavis4735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Thanks for re-upload, now I can see all the comments that complain about your wig again.

  • @devanpretorius451
    @devanpretorius451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Most hilarious movie review I have ever seen, amazing, can't believe how stupid they are to have all these stereotypes, made me laugh at the idiocy.

  • @TheManTag3
    @TheManTag3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    how dare you call this a bootleg? This is such original content I can't even understand it

  • @itskayla9735
    @itskayla9735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is important!!!
    There’s a new horrible looking reality tv show probably on TLC or some shit and it’s about these 6 guys who are competing for this girl and you would think “oh it’s the bachelorette” NO THEY’RE COMPETING TO GET HER PREGNANT. THAT’S THE SHOW

    • @mcdrillsub
      @mcdrillsub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The actual fuck

    • @mcdrillsub
      @mcdrillsub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wtf that's very odd

  • @heatherpony
    @heatherpony 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Okay my theory about your hair: you're in between bleaching your hair till you color it again and don't like the color rn so you're wearing that black wig till you reveal it! >_> Right???

    • @slanggemz2419
      @slanggemz2419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      might want to check out his insta

    • @lukegindlesperger3761
      @lukegindlesperger3761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Okay my theory about your comment: you already saw his insta and want to portray that you know something we don't...but real ones know.

    • @heatherpony
      @heatherpony 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      * checks *
      Haha I knew it! What a stupid thing for me to lie about lol.. you can see the blonde piece in the back of his head. I have colorful hair so I can relate.

    • @heatherpony
      @heatherpony 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lukegindlesperger3761 nope but good guess

    • @sincotrodium7385
      @sincotrodium7385 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ye

  • @PinkieSmuts
    @PinkieSmuts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    6:00 as a wise man once said
    "Forget your common sense, don't think about it"