“I’d rather be shot, because a bullet wound will heal.” *Teacher shoots the kid in the forehead and he dies in seconds.* “And that, kids, is why you never say stupid shit in my classroom.”
Other kids were probably thinking "wtf - wouldn't that depend entirely on WHERE you're going to get shot? How is that teacher expecting us to answer that dumb question?"
WolfWarlordJake mommy, I made this out lipstick! Mother turns around and starts speaking Vietnamese. Fortunate Son starts playing. “Welcome to the rice fields” the mother pulls out a katana and jumps out of a tree. Anime comes on. It’s a Mexican standoff. The mother turns around and stabs the daughter. “ dearest mother, I loveth thou, she says as she dies” her body erupts into dust
@@lexiwexiwoo I think it's better if people who suffer from it can laugh and make fun of themselves but when people outside of that category do it it hurts cause it feels like you're being made fun of even if they don't have any bad intentions :(
Elle’s Random Vids! Yup, i saw the corona guy but I don't know whether Mapple sauce is criticising the joke or.... I should r/whoooosh myself for explaining too much
honestly hearing Damien laugh hysterically about a child being beaten do death has the same energy as Elon Musk laughing about that pic of the deer in the pool and I love it- oh wait, i meant the dolphin
"When you're happy, you enjoy the music" "When you're sad, you understand the lyrics" Apparently me when I'm sad: ♬You put your hands in the air, and then stick out your rear end♬ ♬And then you wiggle it real hard and you hug your closest friend♬
1:54 Ordinary people: I loved him, I kissed him, I dated him, I woke up. Damien: Him loved I, Him kissed I, Him dated I, Up woke I. Me: ,mih devol I ,mih dessik I ,mih detad I .pu ekow I
actually all kids have phones when in the womb. even the first child on earth. its scientifically proven that all the iron that woman has in their body slowly becomes an Iphone G but,the child cannont be given the phone till they do their chores what are the chores? *eating all the shit the mom tries to feed her body with*
I swear- Damien’s laugh is literally so contagious- If ever you’re having a bad day, just listen to him wheeze for a bit and you’ll feel better in no time
@@skywaffles6674 Excuse me did you just say Superman's parents didn't die? Did you forget that *HIS HOME PLANET EXPLODED?* If you mean his adoptive parents i'm pretty sure his dad had a heart attack but i'm not sure about the mom. You're right about Wonder Woman though, her mom is still alive and she was made from a clay sculpture as her mom wished, so she doesn't have a dad.
I turn 14 today. Can confirm that I now am deep. School is turning all of us into molds, people would rather eat a phone then a book nowadays, I smile but I’m in pain, everyone else is the same I’m different, I am a fallen angel, no one understands me :c I finally understand, I have achieved ultimate form
11:58 I don't know why but it reminded me of killing stalking when Bumi cuts his wrists and faints and Sangwoo just looks at him and goes That's enough now get up
I’d do it but I don’t have time to go through a ton of videos, download them, and then go through them again to extract the right clips and put them together. Fuck school.
“Bullets heal. Broken hearts don’t”
Sounds like someone isn’t hitting their headshots
Yeah ive really not been hiting my marks
When you get shot in the heart you die, that's a fact
"Wanna see for yourself?"
Yeah rob, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR CALL OF DUTY TRICKSHOT EXPERIENCE
@@squarek123 after it passes the rib and the lung of course, most likely not having to continue after the lung
Child: *is literally beaten to death by their abusive mother*
Damian: *uncontrollable wheezing*
D A M I A N. L I K E D . T H A T
that scenario is ridiculous and outlandish.
He sounds like a fucking joker I just can't I unhear it
Time stamp please
@@ididntmeantoyt3864 11:23
"The biggest criminals wear ties, not tattoos"
School student: *uh*
Private school students.
@@JC-pq7ct Public school students.
@@speedwagon105 I only see the principal wear a tie.
*Puts AK away* Um...maybe another time
@@lachelnderhund OK American
I’m sick of crying
Tired of trying
Yeah, I’m smiling
But inside I’m
*never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
_I hate you so much,_ have an upvote
Thx for my dily rick roll
AHHHHHHHHHHH
Why i heard the music
Child: "look I painted the sheets with lipstick"
Mom: "SO ITS TREASON THEN"
No.... Its..... U WHAT?!!
So you have chosen... death
Seems like it'd get the same answer
Mom:(spirals)
I spilled lipstick in your Valentino white bag
Mom: so you've chosen death.
“I’d rather be shot, because a bullet wound will heal.”
*Teacher shoots the kid in the forehead and he dies in seconds.*
“And that, kids, is why you never say stupid shit in my classroom.”
oh my god LMAOOOO
What a wise man
Other kids were probably thinking "wtf - wouldn't that depend entirely on WHERE you're going to get shot? How is that teacher expecting us to answer that dumb question?"
LOL
Me as teacher
Little Girl: I painted the sheets with lipstick!
Also Little Girl: Why do I hear boss music?
Holy shit dude you killed her
The Kerminator I love this comment
oh jeez you joined yt in 2011
@@mythrilly It's really been eight years? I guess it has, damn.
timestamp?
I'm sick of crying
Tired of trying
Yeah i'm smiling
But inside i'm
*Drowning in the Lego City river*
Heey!
I’m literally shaking and crying rn
Damn, even the CIA found this hilarious.
HEY!
@@user-gn8lz6bm4b Start the new rescue helicopter!
“i get my self some mickey d’s brand ciggies”
~damien - 2019
_"Mommy, I made this out of lipstick."_
Mommy: *Cowabunga it is*
WolfWarlordJake mommy, I made this out lipstick!
Mother turns around and starts speaking Vietnamese. Fortunate Son starts playing. “Welcome to the rice fields” the mother pulls out a katana and jumps out of a tree. Anime comes on. It’s a Mexican standoff. The mother turns around and stabs the daughter. “ dearest mother, I loveth thou, she says as she dies” her body erupts into dust
@@pot4311 omg
Rebecca Lee exactly
@@pot4311 F-14s fly overhead and drop napalm
"because getting shot can be healed"
then the psychologist shot me in the heart, killing me instantly
Jon T shot through the heart
@@ewegenna AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
(I am so sorry)
I felt that quote
I felt that quote
Shot through my hearth
And you're to blame
A couple of months ago I found this one meme on discord:
“I’m sick of crying
Tired of trying
Yeah I’m smiling, but inside I’m
*committing tax fraud* “
My parents are doing this regularly ^^
@@Mel_TheBudgie oh dear
@Charlie Farrow hello redit person, I also own the application known as redit yet do not yet comprehend the workings of said sight.
@Charlie Farrow I watch reddit stuff, I also tend to go on some redit channels. I don't go on it often tho
@@Mel_TheBudgie stfu it is spelt “site”
Child: *i painted the sheets with lipstick!*
Mom: 👁 🧿
child: why do i hear boss music?
Get dunked on
What emoji is that? Can't seem to find it
Child:why do I feel like I’m gonna have a bad time mommy?
megolovania intensifies
"the pain"
"its unbearable"
Damien: "well, when your body looks this like a budget giraffe, i don't blame ya."
Dancing snas
Hello.
"im sanana,sanana the skenana"
yes we saw the video
no one:
damien: *thinks of joke*
Damien: *starts to tell joke*
Damien: *starts wheezing before saying two words*
If that isn’t me idk what is
Getting out of 14 and looking back of what you think was deep made it sound like cringy shit so that’s why he laughs
This is actually a reference to jimmy fallon
We don’t deserve him
i do that too
"I dont wanna be your friend I wanna kiss your lips"
THATS A GIRL IN RED SONG I-
Finally, the comment I was looking for...
FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT OMG
LESBIANS UNITE
AYYYYYYYYYYY
Three of us have the lesbian flag in our pfp-
LESBIAN GANG
“ I was swimming around in my daddy’s nards”
- Damien 2019
:0
"Crazy in the Nuts, Stupid in the Sack" should be an album.
Zeetee Pippi not gonna lie I was laughing for like 5 minutes straight
Child dies after mother beats child to death
Damien: *uncontrollable laughter*
And the paper says I love you mom
People usually die when they get beaten *to death*
Just love how Damien's laugher sounds like a balloon releasing air
WHEEeeeeeze
Or a kettle
Grandma Susan Todoroki: *runs away*
9:49 is one of them. it's the best.
9:49 i love how the first words he said when he saw that was just “Oh sweet lord *uncontrollable giggling* “
Child: "I painted the sheets with lipstick!"
Mother: "As an officer of existence, I'm going to have to commandeer your life."
Oof
@@snasundertable6683 wait that's illegal
Kid: *paints sheets with lipstick*
Mom: *"PREPARE TO DIE MORTAL"*
Dark souls boss music plays in the background**
Why do i hearing boss music?
Not funny
*why do I hear boss music?*
Is that real?
Child:*Paints on the bed with lipstick*
The Mom:S T O P R I G H T T H E R E C R I M I N A L S C U M
@@Thanoss.13 O K Z O O M E R
“The child was beaten to death by her mother..”
Emkay: *W H E E E Z E*
everyone can laugh at child murder
*World suffers*
*Depression exists*
*Abuse exists*
Damian: -uncontrollably laughs-
Gotta laugh to keep from crying sometimes
Ok preboomer
666 likes.
It’s a war zone
@@lexiwexiwoo I think it's better if people who suffer from it can laugh and make fun of themselves but when people outside of that category do it it hurts cause it feels like you're being made fun of even if they don't have any bad intentions :(
child: look mommy i drew on the sheets with lipstick
child: why do i hear boss music
So you have chosen......... Death
Me to the mother: Aight, time to pull out an uno reverse card. *Takes out a metal bat* Let’s see how you like it, woman.
-sans boss fight musc starts playing-
Cloeydareee1 ya boi
Billy that ain‘t Christian
"Entertainers have their own personal demons"
Damian, is there something we should know? Damian? Are you burger king inside Damian?
I'm Mc. Donalds..
Can you help?
The Gentle Duck O NO
Someone help me investigate this theory!!
**chills fades in**
Reicela Berzina top 15 demons in yotubers 15 emkays burger king
“When you’re happy, you enjoy the music. When you’re sad, you understand the lyrics”
Friday Night Funkers: o eo, ya ya, o eo, ya
eh eh oh eh ih ooh ah ah a a ah ah ah ah eh ooh ohh ahh ahh ooh ah oh
Bopbeeboo
A esko ta ooooooooooo
How about spamton's song?
@@sallyparty1978 nows you chance to be a [BIG SHOT]
ah yes, my favourite deep quote from FNF,
"And then I'm gonna rip your eyes out!"
I’m 14 and this is deep?
Did you mean:
_Im 14 and I agree with boomers_
Correct depiction of the subreddit
lol
Maple sauce I assume you understand the joke and I don't know whose you are referring to but.....
R/whooooooosh
Blueberry SpillsInk Theres a guy here named Corona Virus
They are talking to them.
Elle’s Random Vids! Yup, i saw the corona guy but I don't know whether Mapple sauce is criticising the joke or....
I should r/whoooosh myself for explaining too much
I'm sick or crying
Tired of trying
Yeah I'm smiling
But inside I'm
_lego bus_
A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY
@@wowzabang HEY
But inside i'm
*_YOU FOOL,FELL FOR IT!_*
*_THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!_*
A Random Guy In The Internet bruh i see you every where
@@a_fine_boi5677 I am everywhere
The mom gets mad at the child and beats her to death.
Damien: *uncontrollable laughter*
"The biggest criminals wear ties."
Hitler and Stalin:*Thumbs up*
Oh jeez you just summed up a fact
In that case my entire school is criminals
At school I’d believe that everyone is a criminal
Child: Look mom! I painted the sheets with lipstick!
Mom: *peace was never an option*
Child: "I painted the sheets with lipstick"
Mother: "So you have chosen death"
Child: **paints sheets with lipstick**
Mom: I'm gonna teleport you to the shadow realm
Waddles?
Waddles can talk once again
Waddles uprising! HURRAH!
Shadow welm
*Looks like you're headed to the shadow realm Jimbo*
Child: I painted the sheets with lipstick :D
Mom: *pulls out lightsaber*
Also mom: I’m sorry little one..
I feel like out there is one guy simply called “him” dating every r/deep 14 year old and breaking their hearts
he is
He's doing a badass job at it too
My friend's name is Faheem so it's technically him
Child: Paints Sheets with lipstick
Mom: so you have chosen DEATH
keeping this at 69 likes for the good of the people
Im 14 and this is deep
222222
Someasiandude more like:
Child: *paints sheets with lipstick*
Mom: Omae wa mou shindeiru
an excellent choice
Child: I used up your lipstick
Mom: so you have chosen... death
You have a stack of likes now
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
“-🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣hahahaHaHaHaHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH🤣🤣🤣”
~Damien Lee
*dai*
The guy even laughed at child abuse
“You understand the lyrics”
Hamood habibi is super deep
Hamood habibi 😔😔😔😭😭
Dances to it: Hamood Habibi
child: paints sheets with lipstick
mom: *so you have chosen death*
lmao 😂
Gianna Sanderson :D u NeEd MoRe LiKes
LiPsTiCk On My VaLeNtInO wHiTe BeDsHeEtS ?!?!?!
That's what I imagined!!! XD
*chuckels * you’re in danger
This comment made me commit nose exhale
Wha whaa wh what?. My Valentino white bedsheets???.
His laugh reminds me of Joker
"The biggest criminals wear ties, not tattoos"
Guys in Alcatraz: '-' -"
Henrique Marcelo Granero Santos the likes are 14, this is so deep
But a lot of mob bosses wear ties and have tattoos pushes glasses up anime style
nice joot pfp
Ok Jotaro
@@AZRARICCIARDO yes it is very nice
Child: Look mom I painted these bedsheets with lipstick!
Mom: *T h a t w a s t h e l a s t s t r a w* .
Child: “look mom, I painted the bed sheets with lipstick”
Mom: Your free trial of being alive has ended
sO nOw yOu CaN LiVe a LiFe , bUt, rEmEmbER, iT'S 300 DoLLarS a wEeK
"You're a late term abortion to me now"
honestly hearing Damien laugh hysterically about a child being beaten do death has the same energy as Elon Musk laughing about that pic of the deer in the pool and I love it-
oh wait, i meant the dolphin
Emkay: **laughing at child abuse**
Me: r/ TIHYN (Thanks I Hate You Now)
R/TIHYN
Ash 13L r/TIHYN back at ya
R/tihyn
@@Ash13_L Because the thing he was laughing about was child abuse and not the ridiculousness of the situation
8:10 “imagine going to a museum to see a tree” Bruh That’s literally the plot of the Lorax
Lmao
Im 14 and thats deep
people in the future:
"hey this is the last tree, what we're gonna do about it?"
"uh how about we plan-"
"TAKE IT TO THE MUSEUM"
@@kakyoindonut3213 I wheezed at this one
bruh smh lol lmao hmu wtf wth tts witch lorax years version
"When you're happy, you enjoy the music"
"When you're sad, you understand the lyrics"
Apparently me when I'm sad:
♬You put your hands in the air, and then stick out your rear end♬
♬And then you wiggle it real hard and you hug your closest friend♬
Something funny
Damien: chuckles
Kid gets beaten
Damien: _get nae nae'd_
vault 111st like
That was the funniest part of EmKay I've ever seen
Theorist: _-ah yes he's a demon-_
FUNNY
You could literally hear the air leave Damien's lungs at the Mona Lisa one
I saw that, and now I want nothing more than an eighties-style version of the Mona Lisa :D
I also lost my shit when I saw that pic. That drawing is so stupid!
Don't let this distract you from the fact that youtube doesn't have Braille subtitles available for blind people
Bruh.
cursed comment
ikr, they have to reach through the screen to feel whats going on
Or they could simply open their eyes, duh.
😂😂
The smartphone baby thing confused me so much because the screen is a lightsource.. 😂
Do you think the mother has a charging port and a charger in there as well?
1:54
Ordinary people:
I loved him,
I kissed him,
I dated him,
I woke up.
Damien:
Him loved I,
Him kissed I,
Him dated I,
Up woke I.
Me:
,mih devol I
,mih dessik I
,mih detad I
.pu ekow I
I guess you can mark dragon summoning off of your... Bucket List.
It’s big brain time
mimi love, yeeeeee
They Said : now read it backwards
I said : No
EGPMH.
oN : dias I
sdrawkcab ti daer won : diaS yehT
1:07 that baby worked incredibly hard to get that phone, show him some respect :/
how the fuck the phone get up their?? did the mum just... shove it up there...?
@@Stephanie-lk5jf t h e c h i l d b u i l t i t
@@alligatorallies4630 yo mom got a nasty craving for metal
actually all kids have phones when in the womb. even the first child on earth.
its scientifically proven that all the iron that woman has in their body slowly becomes an Iphone G
but,the child cannont be given the phone till they do their chores
what are the chores?
*eating all the shit the mom tries to feed her body with*
“I painted the sheets with lipstick!”
“ * Y O U W H A T ? ! * “
Bailey__Does__Things I wheezed for 5 minutes straight my stomach hurts
Mom: THE END OF AN ERA IS NOW!!!!!
Kid: paints sheets with lipstick
Mom: I see that you have chosen...
*d e a t h*
Why the fuck have you got a gigantism-diagnosed dwarf with no nose and unnaturally gigantic and shiny eyes profile picture to one of Damien's videos?
6:30 plot twist: they’re dating and spend their free time reading comics and playing video games with each other
12:00
Emkay: * Reading trying not to laugh*
* Reads rest *
WHEEZE
* Laughs at own joke *
Edit:thanks for all the likes
the way hes imagining it is funny
word
Sounded like plankton not gonna lie that shit funny as hell
Child: “Look mom, I painted the blanket with lipstick!”
Mom:
“So you have chosen death.”
Child: *dies*
Mom: “bruh dying doesn’t exist get the hell up”
@@TamWam_ LMAO
child: mommy look! i drew on the sheets with lipstick!
Mom: *Giorno's theme plays*
*looping stairs starts playing*
@@waluigionadinosaursquisham4035 HELL NO
Child: I painted the sheets with lipstick!
Mom: LIP STICKS NOT GONNA BE THE ONLY RED THING ON THESE SHEETS
N i c e
Yes, her period blood as well.
@Myroh yeah that qualifies for cursed comments
@Myroh r/cursedcomments
This is my biggest comment and I'm contemplating deleting it to rid this world of myroh's reply
I sick of crying
Tirde of trying
Yeah im smiling
But inside im juan
Juan ze BALCON HORSE
Child: Look! I painted the sheets with lipstick!
*Jotaro’s theme starts*
Mom: Yare yare daze...
*Child gets 3 paged ora'd*
You can’t pay back what you owe... WITH APOLOGIES
Giornos theme starts playing
**child gets 7 paged muda'd**
*"YOU W H A T"*
When Damien said that, I instantly thought of that one spongebob scene.
Thorn the gay that was what he was referring dummy
Bruh, I already knew, or else I wouldn't have said that it reminded me of that one scene.
same lmao
😢 patrick!!1!!!
SAAME
are we not gonna talk about how it censored "sexy" at 6:51 and damien thought it was "slutty"
No, of course not.
just proofs how pointless censorship is or how it sometimes can backfire.
toongrowner1 censorship is so dumb, like you're still saying the word, why censor it
So he won’t get demotised
Kaiwuw i mean yeah , but why does youtube care so much about censorship anyway
“A lot of entertainers have their own personal demons”
Damien is an entertainer.
This is so sad.
14 year olds: take a picture of someone on their phone
“This is what we’ve come to.”
*is taking the photo on their phone*
Do you have stupid-some roblox guy
You are is big dumb
-some roblox guy 2
@@bandittheblueheeler8108 LMAOOO-
kid: mom look i painted your sheets with li-
mom: **YOU WHAT**
Idk if you stopped getting likes Because we ignored it or We just leave it for the meme
11:30
Post: “Mom beats kid to death.”
The 1.9 mil viewers including me: *busts out laughing* “COMEDY”
Because it's a Bullshit story
@@mohdadeeb1829 facts it’s even more twisted the person making that post just to get some repost instead of helping with child abuse
@@Crystal_saga
It's possible, rare though. However, they make it seem like it happens very often.
@@Crystal_saga Are Czech? I love Prague.
Invincible reference😳poggers
2:48 *angel dust has entered the chat*
*a child gets beaten to death*
Damien: *laugh*
*she ask her to open her eyes*
Damien: *laugh even harder*
Same
But I was quite funny given the context
Child: *paints sheets with lipstick*
Mom: "I'LL CHISEL YOUR GRAVESTONE! SLEEP WELL!"
child: mommy look! i drew on the sheets with lipstick!
mom: *Giorno theme plays*
mom: now ima do what’s called a pro gamer move
Everyone says:
"Ok boomer"
But nobody says:
"Are you okay boomer?"
Ok boomer
Remoob ko
사랑yaehye you really made an ok boomer joke in 2020...
lol nice joke dude
You're 14
Imagine that kid coming to the class and saying "i'm a fallen angel", then getting beaten by every single thing in that class
I swear- Damien’s laugh is literally so contagious- If ever you’re having a bad day, just listen to him wheeze for a bit and you’ll feel better in no time
No kidding
ikr
Lol ya
so you gonna like these parts: 9:50 12:16
6:47, Damien really just censored 'sexy' with 'slutty'
*Yeah, this is big brain time*
_(thanks for my second highest liked conment)_
@@KumiveneenKapteeni ReeeREEEEFCJKHXSHJJ XDYJKOOGDEYHBXDDIEEEVKJ CDYJJVDR
ChunkieGreenHunkie SlugManMan33 you are an insufferable person and I genuinely hope you have terrible life.
F A I L
Now that’s what I call a 1million IQ plan!
Lög your the one being mean now. And even so wishing anyone an awful life is horrid so please, have a good life.
9:48
Emkay: oh sweet lord...
*WHEEZE MODE ACTIVATED*
You're not wrong
The Mona Lipsa
Ay yo want an inhaler, nvm its starting to wheeze too
7:11 At school I was asked what I wanted to be when I grew up. I said "I want you to shut up"
Worth it
9:07
DC: we create a new superhero.
everyone: oh, good, what is his back history?
DC: in terms of parents, we have no parents
DC: Oh me? We're trying to beat disney in the "how many dead parents do we have?" List.
lol
Superman's parents didn't die in his origin neither did wonder woman's
@@skywaffles6674 Excuse me did you just say Superman's parents didn't die?
Did you forget that *HIS HOME PLANET EXPLODED?*
If you mean his adoptive parents i'm pretty sure his dad had a heart attack but i'm not sure about the mom.
You're right about Wonder Woman though, her mom is still alive and she was made from a clay sculpture as her mom wished, so she doesn't have a dad.
Dc=Disney
mom: beats child to death
emkay: *wheeze*
Here’s Damien laughing for a bit
9:50 or 12:15
In case you need it
Thanks
This would brighten anyone's day
ok weirdo slow down
His laugh could cure a brain tumor
1:51 as well
Their laugh is absolutely gorgeous.
Omg in a week im turning 15 and because of that I can‘t understand this subreddit any more
This is deep
Deeper than hell.
Happy Birthday:)
I'm turning 14 in 10 days. That means i have one year and ten days more of looking at this subreddit so i can understand it
Aww man
Cool Empire
Has it been your birthday yet????
Kid: "I painted the sheets with lipstick!"
Mom: *KAMEHAMEHA*
WhoNeedsSleep finally a fellow dragon ball fan
*NO*
HADOUKEN!
@@jackofalltrades4545 i see you're a man of culture too
SHORYUKEN!
I turn 14 today. Can confirm that I now am deep.
School is turning all of us into molds, people would rather eat a phone then a book nowadays, I smile but I’m in pain, everyone else is the same I’m different, I am a fallen angel, no one understands me :c
I finally understand, I have achieved ultimate form
Galactic Lava Lamp The stone mask turns Pillar Men into 14 year olds, the Ultimate Lifeform.
As someone who has been 14 for numerous months now, you have yet to experience the true knowledge and understanding that comes with being 14.
Ha! I'm 15 nerds.
Raphael Sanchez when you turn 15 you stop thinking
pfff, oh yeah? i'm 18!! beat _that_ losers!!
(please don't take offense, children, tis merely a joke)
Someone tells a joke
Damien: _-silence-_
Someone gets murder
Damien: W I N D E X
"when you're happy, you enjoy, when you're sad, you understand the lyrics"
Me listening to Waluigi's Pinball music:😭😭😭🤔
i like the part where it said "doot dooot doodoodoooot dodootdoot dododooodooodedoot"
Me listening to Coconut Mall theme
What about...
The coconut nut is a giant. Ut
Nut
DK! Donkey Kong!
Me:😢
Child abuse
EmKay -*wheeeeze*
Ps, as thanks to him, the first thing I thought of when he said the man went “you what” was that she just Ora Ed the kid
StarSilverInfinity as soon as I read this he wheezed again!!!
@@spiceman8768 speaking of wheezing - currently at 69 likes
Dude you have 199 likes
I spilled lipstick on your white valentino sheets.
*YOU WHAT*
9:48
@Juan Cortez Muro no one really cares
@Juan Cortez Muro commit get demonized
Juan Cortez Muro dont click it boring af not even a 3 year old would laugh
*UAUAUAUAUAU LIP STICK IN MY WHY VALENTINO BAG?!*
At 9:50 we experience a full 10 seconds of Damien wheeze-laugh and it’s beautiful.
Child: pronounces the word "lipstick"
Mother: *your free trial of living has expired*
Diavolo!
Cute
Stolen comment
DigitalDylan Weather And More!
Wat
Sadness: exist
Damiens laugh: *so you have chosen, death*
I don't think that comma's in the right place, unless death's the one making the choice
Wonder woman's mother was shot with an arrow by humans invading their land.
i tought they use guns
Yep and I'm pretty sure her dad went out to get milk.. and we all know how that goes... 😅😔
*WHEEZE*
I swear that's dirty asf please wash my mind from its sins- 🙏
@@DuckyRubber i mean to be fair wonder woman was is "God killer" like the one thing that kills gods
11:58 I don't know why but it reminded me of killing stalking when Bumi cuts his wrists and faints and Sangwoo just looks at him and goes
That's enough now get up
Child: Look, mommy! I painted the sheets with lipstick!
The mother: ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
Child: MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
ROAD ROLLER DA
Oh? You're approaching me?
Jojo Kid: MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
M U D A M U D A M U D A M U D A M U D A
Child: look mom i painted the sheets with lipsti-
Mom: *SLAMS CHILD AGAINST WALL*
Mom: You've yeed you last haw
It reminds me of that one vine that goes "I spilled lipstick in your Valentino white bag"
Megalovania starts playing
*End credits theme rolls*
As a fourteen year old, I’m offended. As a fifteen year old minus ten days, this is hilarious
Reminds me of a meme that said 13 years olds laughing at memes about 12 year olds and it showed the meme of that one guy laughing
william smith Damn thanks for telling me what pictures they showed. I would’ve never have guessed
As a 14 year old plus 1095 days, I also want ded.
As a 16 year old minus 112 days I agree
As a sixteen year old, skoobity boop bap badoo bap skeet
"Now read it backwards."
Instructions unclear, there's a demon vibing under my bed.
The Mona Lisa one looks like she’s trying to eat a whole donut
Well I can’t unsee that now
I beg, somebody do a Damien Wheeze compilation 🙏
No, no I don't think I will
Take initiative and do it urself
i rly want to die I wish, but my editing skills are for shit
I’d do it but I don’t have time to go through a ton of videos, download them, and then go through them again to extract the right clips and put them together. Fuck school.
th-cam.com/video/5AvDtF_ecNE/w-d-xo.html
The fetus with the iPhone message is simple: don't put a phone in you hooha
Yes
A wise man once said
YOUR LAUGH IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD