Now then: our athletes Mark Watson, Tim Key, and still-off-Twitter Alex Horne waddle on to a stage in Leicester, fling some names about, and carnage ensues. One for the ages.
your name could be eliminated from future games... "ZOLBAT!!! no more fans" then again we'd all be eliminated... just wish they'd come across the pond.
Saw them do this in Edinburgh in'22. Utter carnage. Watto spilled an entire bottle of wine on his dress. Key tied a baby doll onto his mic stand while sitting on top of a fridge. Horne wore several shirts and peeled one off at different stages of the game. The whole insanity ended at about 1.30am. Best night out I've ever had.
Just as I was thinking Watto was coming across as the father figure in this live game, he began his boisterous rendition of an obscure verse of In the Bleak Midwinter whilst pouring himself another glass of wine
TH-cam alerts me this morning and I've been excited all day. I've finally arrived after a long day at work, poured myself a non alcoholic Guinness, and am so happy this is on. More please. I love you Tim. Aunt Bessy has just been named, my wife and I have smiles across our faces and I can't wait for the rest of this nonsense!
Whenever I see these older videos of Key it always makes me think of Alex saying he looks like a different person each week. He's most definitely a chameleon!
The extent to which these guys have their own language! And I say "your friend and mine" so often (as well as "I'm going to give it to you straight like a pear cider that's made from a hundred percent pears" to be fair)
So of course this is a reminder of how we'll likely never get this wonderful format back but man Mr. TH-cam-Chanel-Editor man do we appreciate you digging out these old unpublished gems for us 💕
Sozzled players of No More Jockeys are often the funniest players of No More Jockeys. Thanks for this are just as heartfelt, juicy and big as for the previous episode! Well, I’m off to pop my JobHelmet on and work my final shift. Wishing a wonderful weekend to all above and below the line ❤️
When you think about it, it’s actually a welcome surprise having the chaps back on a Friday morning! If this becomes a regular thing again I think I’d be more than happy, regular if ☝️ NEXT!
I'm in absolute shock! I count the exact same bizarre way on my fingers as Alex does. My friends and family take the constant piss out of me for this! I thought I was the only one.
well now. maybe the drunkest they've all been on camera ever. mixed with the live audience and the insane drunk banter, it may be one of the great games.
I bought the livestream of this, but since I came home a few minutes into the show, I decided to wait and watch on demand like I've done with a hundred other livestreams. I was utterly crushed when I found out that this stream was live only.
No but a person can be one of those things and the category is that a future person can't be any of them. John Virgo falls into the category because he's a pisces, Jesus falls into the category because he was born on Christmas
@@stuffandthat157 yes but the whole concept is, say a person, and a fact about them, then you can't have any more people who share that fact. Eg. Frankie dettori, no more jockeys. Not, Frankie dettori, no more jockeys or football players
@@ross__mclI'm sure they've had a few categories like that in the past, I think it's well within the spirit of the game. I don't think any of the rules are that strict and it's just whatever the people you're playing with are willing to go with.
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Now then: our athletes Mark Watson, Tim Key, and still-off-Twitter Alex Horne waddle on to a stage in Leicester, fling some names about, and carnage ensues. One for the ages.
I want to know the 4 other thoughts. Maybe some answers too.
Also, what do you have in mind against the gas knows as Nitrogen in particular?
Please, sir, I want some more
All of these people were on trains, man.
@@MatPandaZHe said "or", not "and".
@@MatPandaZ Have we ever had a Challenge to a category?
Regular if has made it's long awaited debut.
the phrase "finally" barely covers it
Mert Aksac getting a cheer from an audience warmed my heart. That's never happened before.
Your heart has never been warmed before? That's sad.
@@adh0c468In fact, it's probably more medically concerning than sad
Definitely one of the best games to watch in the bleak midwinter
we LOVED recording and streaming this ❤ thanks for having us down Alex, Tim & Mark
'Howard, you open it' is one of the best bits of business I've seen in years.
And not a whiff of prepared material!
Mouse
Tim’s utterly shocked “Two vowels” is one of the best moments ever captured by a camera. Feels very Tennessee Williams.
Imagine witnessing these three magnificent beings live
your name could be eliminated from future games... "ZOLBAT!!! no more fans"
then again we'd all be eliminated...
just wish they'd come across the pond.
Saw them do this in Edinburgh in'22. Utter carnage. Watto spilled an entire bottle of wine on his dress. Key tied a baby doll onto his mic stand while sitting on top of a fridge. Horne wore several shirts and peeled one off at different stages of the game. The whole insanity ended at about 1.30am. Best night out I've ever had.
Ooh, Watto got away with Nostradamus. He's not exactly been on the 3.24 from Kings Cross, let's put it that way
Yet
Big yet
I've only just realised that very drunk Tim is almost indistinguishable from sober Tim
Really pleased to be back below the line once again. I did miss these gentlemen during the hiatus of this fine TH-cam channel.
“Cancer! He survives.” “Welcome to my world.” Key!!!
wow I had to Google the backstory. Glad he's okay!
Randomly releasing two-year old games... can we say a prayer for a potential Game 2 starting soon?
A game for the ages. The defeated realisation in "Two vowels" was incredible. Can't wait for Set 6 lads.....please
Good thing Mark and Tim had the practice game. Wonderful interaction as always.
Just as I was thinking Watto was coming across as the father figure in this live game, he began his boisterous rendition of an obscure verse of In the Bleak Midwinter whilst pouring himself another glass of wine
TH-cam alerts me this morning and I've been excited all day. I've finally arrived after a long day at work, poured myself a non alcoholic Guinness, and am so happy this is on. More please. I love you Tim. Aunt Bessy has just been named, my wife and I have smiles across our faces and I can't wait for the rest of this nonsense!
Watching NMJ with a hypothetical wife is probably the most wonderful future I could imagine
This is easily the best thing I've watches so far this year... I really miss the weekly episodes!
This is one of the few lives I missed, devastatingly, so this has absolutely made my whole month, to put it quite lightly.
Whenever I see these older videos of Key it always makes me think of Alex saying he looks like a different person each week. He's most definitely a chameleon!
Yes. Here, he's definitely BRIAN BLESSED.
@@hcoutts297 Or the sailor guy from Blackadder who says "My Lord you have a WOMAN'S [category]"
I loved this. If, and this is a small if, it had gone on longer: I'd have loved it even more.
Such a long wait but well worth it. This is comedy gold.
Delighted to be back with the boys above the line
If I was to make a list of things I minded, you’d be looking for quite a while before you found this on there put it that way.
Big if
The extent to which these guys have their own language! And I say "your friend and mine" so often (as well as "I'm going to give it to you straight like a pear cider that's made from a hundred percent pears" to be fair)
i cannot believe the genius of "howard, you open it"
So of course this is a reminder of how we'll likely never get this wonderful format back but man Mr. TH-cam-Chanel-Editor man do we appreciate you digging out these old unpublished gems for us 💕
When you think about it, if you're having a terrible day (big i-i-i-i-i-f), some more Jockeys dropping unexpectedly is the perfect antidote. NEXT!
Happy wriggling my way back Below The Line like the pathetic Nuisance Penguin I am. Hats off to our dear old boys!!
I haven't laughed so hard in ages, thank you very much for this! 😄
Tim is really something else 😂
Horne you are a gameshow genius of our time. be well all.
🤩 this is making my already well-going Friday really wonderful! 🎉 Thanks, guys!!
Well, that was a joy!
love this! more live please!
Sozzled players of No More Jockeys are often the funniest players of No More Jockeys. Thanks for this are just as heartfelt, juicy and big as for the previous episode! Well, I’m off to pop my JobHelmet on and work my final shift. Wishing a wonderful weekend to all above and below the line ❤️
Just wonderful through and through.
Brilliant! 😄 love them ❤
When you think about it, it’s actually a welcome surprise having the chaps back on a Friday morning! If this becomes a regular thing again I think I’d be more than happy, regular if ☝️
NEXT!
Melbourne comedy festival is coming up next month lads - please do this here
Absolutely, your friend and mine, joyous.
Might be my favorite episode ever.
Big might
Key's face when Horne challenged Henry IV and then his little outburst when Watson went out were both brilliant, when you think about it, of course
been drinking so my visions a little blurry but im glad your live show in freiburg went so well
Best game I've seen in a week!
I’m happy now
what a treat, this live game has always been one of my favorites!
Favourite game yet but the bath episode is so very close behind.
Key's reaction to the choirboy version of In the Bleak Midwinter was very wholesome😂
Such a fun episode!! Live games give freedom for interactions. It seems like watching a regular online version where all worlds collide.
Poor final play from Watto it must be said, English, born before trains were a thing and had a famous son
I'd wager that he knocked about with a job helmet at times too
Would Key accept King as a job ? He wasn't ever happy with Prince.
That opening play of Aunt Bessie, I did not mind that at all.
Hell to the yeah. Excellent entrance, chaotic game as usual.
Good Game, Well Played.
Please more live games!
Horne's first play caused me to suffer a small existential crisis. Amazing stuff.
Well, today I’ve learnt that I have the same birthday as Dannii Minogue and Tim’s mum.
Such a great triple act
Desert Island Shits, has to be Jersey and Dench really,doesnt it...😂
Was immediately able to find a clip of Skeletor on a train
Horne: cancer, he survives
Key: welcome to my world
Me: lovely stuff
With the audience and the seriousness. . .
The new Mornington Crescent is born!
Mrs. Trellis, no more people from North Wales.
Fair play Alex, love the Tayto hat
Northern Ireland Tayto to be specific, Rachel is from Fermanagh.
I'm in absolute shock!
I count the exact same bizarre way on my fingers as Alex does.
My friends and family take the constant piss out of me for this! I thought I was the only one.
well now. maybe the drunkest they've all been on camera ever. mixed with the live audience and the insane drunk banter, it may be one of the great games.
Thank youuuuuuuu ❤😂🎉😊
I felt like I was listening to the inner monologue of an inebriated man with split personality and I loved every second.
NMJ UK-wide tour when?
Nostradamus has almost certainly never been on a train.
I bought the livestream of this, but since I came home a few minutes into the show, I decided to wait and watch on demand like I've done with a hundred other livestreams. I was utterly crushed when I found out that this stream was live only.
It is floating around the internet somewhere I'm sure (although this vid basically captures it)
Jockeys live live works a lot better than Jockeys live online. Enjoyed this 👍
Sulky Key is my favourite Key.
I wish they would post this uncut!
more please!!!!
Also quite unhappy that we dropped "I've done a poo poo" after " hang on a minute"....
Was it blue?
I had one of them noise box gadgets Key had as a kid. Halcyon days.
aaand this will be happening weekly now? great
I'd have challenged on Billy Bob, after all, Bob's your uncle.
i don't mind it
Banger game
Please, sir, I want some more
god is at least a bit called the father isn’t he?
oh wow didn't think of that!
1:13 MARK AND IIIIIIIII!
Wish this would have gotten posted unedited. Aficionados need the bootleg, unedited version.
With Horne in the lead, edging closer to the European playoffs
desperately need to see nmj live..
Never has ‘two vowels?’ invoked such pathos in an audience.
key is so pissed omg 😂
Hahahahaha this is a fucking mess and I love it
Please say we get more
Key is already blocked by the time they walk on stage lol
Can one person be a Virgo and a Pisces and born on Christmas Day? Am I confused about the rules of this game?
I agree, seems like this was a slight breach of the rules
Well John Virgo is a Virgo because of his name, and his star sign is Pisces, so it's just the Christmas Day part that is wrong.
No but a person can be one of those things and the category is that a future person can't be any of them. John Virgo falls into the category because he's a pisces, Jesus falls into the category because he was born on Christmas
@@stuffandthat157 yes but the whole concept is, say a person, and a fact about them, then you can't have any more people who share that fact. Eg. Frankie dettori, no more jockeys. Not, Frankie dettori, no more jockeys or football players
@@ross__mclI'm sure they've had a few categories like that in the past, I think it's well within the spirit of the game. I don't think any of the rules are that strict and it's just whatever the people you're playing with are willing to go with.
A live tour would go down well below the line I imagine
Mark’s choice of verse from In the Bleak Midwinter is wildly obscure. I’d be lying if I said I minded it, of course.
Anyone from below the line that knows the piece that starts from around 17:35? I recognize it but can't place it at the moment, over
Gnossienne no. 1 by Erik Satie
@@wiremubretton5863 Thank you, BTL. NEXT!
When were tickets available for this???
is that blue wkd?
Anyone else a member of Dull Men's Club?
i’ve needed a wee this whole time too. but i live in a house with 5 people and 1 toilet and someone’s been in there for maybe and hour?
I presume TripleCeePee is the kind Horne had after the show
Any chance for the unedited version of this?
Key, when you think about it, joking about two of Horne's legitimate medical conditions
Care to elaborate? 😮
@@michaelbartmeier9016 androgenetic alopecia and... incontinence