Dog Name Theory | Michael Jr.
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ต.ค. 2021
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This and the 'names that travel' bit are some of my favorite!! "The whole room got brighter." 😂🤣😂
Hands up for Jim. He got me laughing really hard
Too funny! 😂I’m a veterinarian who practiced in the Washington, D.C area and this is so true😂I had a Caucasian client whose dog used to get mail from the IRS. I can’t remember the dog’s first name but he had a human first name and his owner called him by his own last name, Williams. He was a Golden Retriever.
As a Danish person this is a leason in American culture I didn't expect to get
Honey white folks LOVE they damn dogs more than other humans. And black people think animals in the house is disgusting and an unnecessary expense unless they breed them 😂
Nested joke... the woman with the funny laugh who's dog's name is Caleb... the word Caleb means "dog" in Hebrew. Her dog's name is "dog". ;-)
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Thank you! That's cool.
Caleb means dog in Arabic too 😀
@@sanamirza3531 That's just awesome lol... good to know. I think the languages have a common root right?
"he just woke up dead" lmao
That cracked me up big time 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
He woke up dead. 😂😂😂😂
I love the interaction with the audience, cracks me up 😂
Michael, you could not have happened to pick better people for all the questions! So perfect! That was so God!
Michael Jr, you're wonderful, funny and blessed. Your jokes are refreshing.
Soooooo True..!!!Our dogs had names like King, Mink, Coco, Rock, Pebbles, Sneaker, Jazz & Tiger!
Good to see clean comedy out there. He’s hilarious.
Thanks!
I feel like he should just have a tshirt that says, "What are you talking about right now?!" 😂🤣 Love it!!!
THIS is SOOOOOO halarious!!! BTW we have a 😺 cat we got for free AND her name is Coco 😹😂
We're a black family 🤣😂💖 too!!!
This was soooooo funny! Thank you, Michael Jr. for proving that clean jokes can be hilarious!!!!🙌🏾👍🏽
This bit it's always hilarious! Wild that both dogs at the end were named Cocoa! 😂😂 The "he just woke up dead" guy now has a ghost dog! Pretty sure in movies if you wake up dead, you're technically considered a ghost 😂😂
Now it's a zombie dog. Maybe changed the dogs name to Zombie.
Maybe he saw the Jim Jarmusch film, "Ghost Dog." I think the dog's name in the movie was Cocoa 😁
We have a cocoa to but we are white/ we have a mix of dog names and people names- I tend to purposefully mis- name my pets ( not always but often). I named a gold fish rover, and a dog that is was black snow flake, and a cat that was was white midnight…my mother uses the letter “c” as the First name for her dog. I also use what they remind me names- like our chiquaqua is foxy cause I think she resembles a fox or a black and white cat- cowie- cause of black and white cows -etc my mother renames our feral cat population. After Charlie Brown characters-
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Absolutely hilarious! I’m reviewing the names of the dogs I have had… Tina, Molly, Shelley. Yup, I am white. 🤣🤣🤣
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This brother is hysterical. I usually comment on my favorite joke.In this case he was killing it from start to finish. 💪🏽
Absolutely
If your dog has a name like Tobias, he’s probably got a Social Security number too!
Just saying 😂😂😂
Yeah, I had noticed all of the dogs at the dog park had human names Chloe, Jake, Sophie, Dave, etc. About a week later my little niece was showing me her class picture and started naming the kids Cheyenne, Dakota, Savannah, Houston, etc. Later I was talking to a guy at the park about this and he said, yeah I know, I'm Austin, this is my son Tyler and that's our dog Henry. We both laughed.
excellent insight!
Needed a laugh today! Thank you and God Bless!
This is comedy gold. Love it!
Bro how they both named coco I'M DEAD!
This a clip from his Show the other Night. Watch the Whole Show. It was Great.
The whole room got brighter-😂😂😂😂😂
"I'm sorry what happened" 🤣
When I was a kid a guy in our neighborhood had a mutt named FUTHERMUCKER. Nobody in the neighborhood ever pronounced that dogs name right. No matter how you said that dogs name he would come running when you called. I really miss that dog. LOL!
I am a white (or a "Heinz 57") : our last two dogs were Spike and Blu.
He just woke up dead - 💀 😂
OMGGGGGG!!!! I BUSTED MY BUTT LAUGHING!! WHEN ARE YOU COMING TO INDIANALOLIS! IT'S PAST TIME!😂😂😂
Tobias Odendall Von Bern. What a name
He just woke up dead! Lol!!
😂😂😂😂 that dog just woke up dead
I loved this part ! 😂😂😂😂
Hey Michael my brother in Christ, I'm proud of you. Man since I last hollered at you I see you have a new set of great jokes and your execution is tight brother. God is with you.
Favorite video on the net right now😭😭😭
I have met many Asian families with all types of dog breeds, and 90% of the time the dog’s name is: bobo.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 love this
Lmao “that dog have a job? That does must have a ssn 😭😭 I died
Great set blending the crowd work with the act. Thanks for brightening my day!
Glad you enjoyed it!
He just woke up dead? What was the dogs name? - "Coco"
So... We were talking about this a few years ago. I suggested you should pick a name you would not be embarrassed to holler in the neighborhood. My daughter said, name your dog after a vacuum cleaner Kirby, Hoover, Dyson, Bissell... You get it.
That's a good one,😂😂😂
He just woke up dead….. Hilarious!😂
Michael Jr. I love your standup comedy.... It's hilarious and clean and perfect for all age groups and most importantly, you keep it real. ❤️ Totally love it. Please come to Goa, India and bring your show here. Would love to meet you. God bless you.
Please post every week!!! We are waiting to laugh 😃 ❤️
I’m white and my family had a dog we just named Dog. 😂 But at another point, we had a cat named Ike and a dog named Truman. So, not just people names, but very specific people’s names. 😅
LAST 3 DOGS LOCK & LOAD WERE BROTHERS: THEY WENT BYE BYE. WAS GIVEN A NEW PUP NAMED HIM.: LOCK&LOAD.
Hahaha!!! I love this!!! Michael Jr is amazing!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣#hejustwokeupdead.....toooooo funnnnyyy!!! Oh and Benjamin Isaiah is the name of our toy poodle...so we would have been knocked out of the joke😆😆
😆 Lol I love you, ❤GOD bless 🙌🏾 you!!!🙋🏽♀️😊
You're awesome Michael! 😂
Love this. Thank you Michael Jr. You are funny ... unlike most "comedians" these days.
Guy is a snore fest 😴
The whole room got brighter shit**😂
Michael, Thank you for the laughs!
God bless you!Love, love your clean genius comedy👏
Thank you!
That’s awesome!! Jim 😂
You are the Best, Thank You for the Laughs.
Great stuff 😆
Thank you for the laughs 😂
God bless you and your family
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So you telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive ? 😂😂👂🏾
Micheal Jr, Man of God Thank You!
This is the best!!!!😆😆😆
Still my fave part of the special. This was classic
Hilarious!
Just discovered you today. Like seriously. Saw you on TedX and been binge watching since. Thanks for making me laugh.
And our dog's called BINGO. We're black!!
Michael, thank you!
Michael you ate hilarious! Loving your videos!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
Glad you like them!
Funniest thing I ever saw! 🤣🤣🤣
Lmao… thank you so much for greatly needed laughing
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LOVE Your message 🤙
I’m white, my dog is “Promise”
brahahaha!!! thank u! we love ya brother! god bless!
Spot-on 🤣😂🤣
New subscriber and I’m loving your videos! Strange question but did you come to the UK around 1993 and perform at holiday camps (Butlins)?
So good! Thank you!
You're so welcome!
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This one always gets me. Love the one named Jim😂
Thanks for the laughs Michael Jr.
Glad you enjoyed it
@@MichaelJrComedy I love your comedy! You help bring my laughter back. I am so grateful. God bless you and your family always Michael Jr. Shalom. 🕊️🙏✝️🤗
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Soooooo goooooooood!
Too funny!
Thought about everyone I know with dogs. Fuck… he right
I used to have a miniature Schnauzer named Augustus McCrae. So….his theory checks out. He had diabetes and was on insulin injections twice a day and I’d have to check his blood sugar by pricking the inside of his lip. Michael Jr’s theory checks out. Dog also had bad arthritis, so he had his own dog stroller and I’d take him to work with me. 😂
My husband is French-African. I am Caucasian. Our dog’s name is Colette and we call her Coco most of the time. 😂😂
Cocoa gets around. LOL ❤️
I came here from TH-cam shorts and I’m definitely glad I did
I watched the whole special but this one was my favorite. I don’t even have a dog 😂 🎉 Be blessed Brother ( In Christ )
That was so funny 😁
This is hilarious !! 🤣🤣
thanks!
We have two dogs. One is named Kaylee. I know, “Thanks for playing along,” but to be fair, that was her name from the shelter.
The other *was* named Potato, also from the shelter. But she was young enough we renamed her.
Now her name is Bug. Make of that what you will.
Broo lol U r gooooooooood
Her wishbone Dog sounds like a Dashound hilarious MJ
Very funny!! I'm white and my dog's name is Maggie. 🤣🤣 We did get her free though and I do know that she is part Border Collie and the vet thinks maybe Brittany Spaniel. She's a sweetie though. 💕
So we're a black family, not even American, here's the two dogs I grew up with: Powder Puff and (full of) Stuff. Affectionately known as a pair, Puff & Stuff.
All of this is 💯
Coco 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hi, will you have a show in Louisiana soon
Michael Jr, don't you remember wishbone? I love this routine! So funny
Bro when you come to Indy I’ll be there for sure
Hilarious
I’m a white person, and my dog was a short legged mutt named Bibbers. When we found him at the pound, they had a little bandana around his neck, and the kids thought it was a bib. So they named him Bibbers.
But I’ll tell you, these are the names of all my white family and friend’s dogs:
Opie, Lucy, Penny, Rudy, Dallas, Rory, and Beasley.
When I was a kid, I grew up in a neighborhood where most of the dogs were either Pit Bulls, Chow Chows, or Chihuahuas. They had names like Cujo, and Elvis.
I’m not telling you if their owners were white, but… I’m sure you know.
Ima do the jokes man. 😂
This is Damon Wayans long lost identical brother
Yorkie in our family (no papers😅) and her name is Gizmo "Gizzy" James. Love my granddog!
I'm white, and my dog has a human name (Otis). But he's named after a black man, Otis Redding.