Halo Stereotypes that Deserve Prison Time
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 ก.ค. 2023
- Halo has some pretty stereotypical players. I mean what game doesn't. Today we take a look at some of my favorite... or least favorite Halo stereotypes. We've all been there. Some people are even more than one. Tune in and let me know what you think.
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Hey guys, small request, comment any other funny types of players I missed.
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Yes discord please!
The 1er.
The players with the 1 in their emblem
Gray colored armor
Unchanged basic armor for MKVII
On average gets 0 kills per match
The guy who clenches and melees the air, honestly I do it kinda often..:/ but I also see it a lot.
Ooh let’s not forget the guy who is always crouched!
i'll join the discord
There's the guy with no comms and then there's the guy that only uses comms to insult the team.
The guy who spends the entire BtB match waiting for the wasp
ooooooh thats a good one
I couldn’t imagine waiting the entire time for a wasp, thats why i memorized its spawn times
Only one your missing is a Raging Randy.
And Combat Carl
Raging Randy has been added to the list
I will admit I become Raging Randy sometimes. My patience with teammates is... not the best.
The kill chaser sweat after getting 78 kills
(It was total control, he got zero secures, and we lost 3-0)
hahahaha this one gave me a good laugh
"you guys are my helpful pack of distracting gazelles" LMAO. Great stuff.
thank you!
That was hilarious! You described all of my halo buddies but 1: Mr just here to have a laugh and would rather see his Spartan’s dead husk flying across the map from a good explosion than win the game.
LOL thats a pretty spot on example of people i know
"You can tell a lot about a person by the way they teabag" LOL that got me 😅
its true tho :)
I would add "Objective Player" but it's someone who just beelines the objective regardless of how many players are up on each team, and accuses people who slay first and hold cross angles as "just playing slayer."
Gets mad at everyone else for not playing the objective as much as him. Even if you are playing the objective a lot but trying to protect his ass from getting slayed.
"Why aren't you capping? Just cap! WTF, why is no one capping?"
I was half expecting the 343 hater section to have a rant about the Assault Rifle being usable as well
“Halo 1 had the best graphics”
Golden lmfao
Halo infinite is so strange to me because it’s a whole new wave of halo players and I feel like the vibe is completely different than it used to be community wise
fr the plyers kinda hold the game back sumtimes
It’s mostly the Vets unfortunately…
@@skysnipa9680 I think it’s a mixed bag. A lot of the old players are on MCC
@@danielfishburn7042
Vets are supposed to lead by example and if the vets are being toxic, so will the new players. I would say the halo 3 Vets are the toxic ones, because they’re the ones who bounce from MCC and halo infinite. It’s been awhile since I met a halo 3 vet not being toxic. I’m always trying to party up with people as well, and holy moly the toxicity is real…
Nowadays, too much campers on the majority of FPS games, Infinite is not the exception and for me thats' what ruin my experience in many game sessions. I like to play Fiesta because it is supposed to be a a crazy and fast action but usually it becomes a SWAT mood mode, people camping on corners waiting with the sword or gravity hammer, only "pushing" or going to the frontline if they have the Spanker or Cindershot.. I remember Halo Reach glory days, for me it was my best halo experience.
fun fact: I once did nothing but jump over a guy back and forth. He couldn't find me. This lasted for an entire minute before his team mate came...
The most legendary of all Halo MP player phrases is "where's the fucken team?!", I swear I have heard people scream that over the mic more than anything else
I have yelled this lol oops
Saturday morning cartoons
True ❤
it aint much but its honest work
The 343 hater is spot on with how they act XD
My favorite is the teammate that's always like: "One shot at [callout]"
So I quickly dip in to finish the dude
He's actually half shields
hahah im guilty of this sometimes
Being one shot and surviving is good, it makes you stronger and helps you rethink your life, like if you had a near death experience in real life.
No 1ers? You know, the people with gray colored un changed MkVII armor with 1 as the emblem?
never heard of em, honestly, like new accounts?
@DoddsMcFodds with the amount I see they could be new or they could genuinely be terrible at the game.
On average they get 0 kills per game but lead the team in most deaths while fumbling every single objective and absolute dogshit with power weapons.
At their average high, they get 1-2 kills per game and might have the second most deaths.
Honestly if there were a way to describe their actions they suck dick so much that they suck dick at sucking dick.
A friend and I coined the term when we were queuing into quick play. In the "player introduction" screen it was me, my buddy, and 2 people with gray, basic MKVII armor with "1" as their emblem. Upon seeing them we knew we already lost the match. We hard carried the team and outfraged their top two players but because the 1ers couldnt pick up the slack we expectedly lost.
As a result we came up with the term 1er as an insult to people we know will drag the team down especially since they have their signature outfit that accompanies the insult 1er.
I never go in the hill ever on KoTH. All the grenades from the enemy make me 1 shot, and then the grenades from my team finish me off.
You get a lot more messages when you t bag every kill. Hell most times I t bag teammates kills too.
Bro no Grenadier acts like that 💀
It's like you're in my Discord listening... I'm all those depending on the game type.
sloth hearing hears all
Bro deserves prison time for throwing grenades by clicking right stick
guilty
We definitely need a sequel to this 😂
Might just have to.
@@DoddsMcFoddsu should include the shock rifle enthusiast (that one guy who cant play the game without it)
In Bungie we trusted, with 343 we adjusted........ our expectations 😂 im gonna use that
"I feel like if I'm one-shot more, I get better, quicker?" LMAOOOO gold
Invisible susie. Because there always one person waiting in a corner… that’s invisible.
LOL you right
Bro I'm going in for a life sentence.
I don't chase kills, but its way too much of my comms.
Aaaaand I do love Optic.
You forgot Roaming Ryan. guy is somehow ALWAYS doing his own thang on the other side of the map 🤣 Quality vid
The opposite of Simple Sam: Mo Mechanics. All he does is curbslide, dropslide, wallkick, and propghost whether it means anything or not.
Oliver Bad Job (O B J) - Tunnels the objective every life, even without getting picks and ends up dealing half anyone else's damage but has a ton of OBJ time in a loss and blames everyone else for not going for objective.
Flanky Frankie - "Sorry guys, I can't help you right now I'm wrapping the map."
"What do you mean you all died while I was on the other side of the map? You gotta stay alive better 3v4"
The Guy in the Chair - [proceeds to micromanage every other player's actions while he's dead the entire game -- like Eco, but his shotcalls are wrong.]
Honkin Henry in Squad Battle always following teammates in a vehicle looking for a friend to shoot for him😂
Get in his warthog and start shootin
hahahah yep
How do the vids keep getting better and better? So quality, so much love. Lol this vid is great.
Wining Willy is always complaining to his team even though he’s on the bottom of the scoreboard 😂
Ahh shoot thats a good one
Lol! This was great! Simple Sam is more like slothnation Sam, just trying to get better using the path of the sloth.
Additional Stereotypes:
1.Harassing Harry who always sends harassing messages when you aren’t the top of the leader board or didn’t play the way he wanted.
2. Whining Wally. Everything is Desync, their shots never register, everyone else is cheating.
3. Sliding Shyway Jr. He is always sliding into his death. Reticle windmilling and a nade magnet.
I could go on. Maybe there should be a part 2?
I agree, your 1 and 2 stereotypes should be covered next! Also some kind of trickster stereotype like always going for Ninjas or Bank shots or using equipment in funny ways
Mint blitz (fanboy aka mint gum) thinks he is Mint Blitz. Goes for the impossible but never makes it possible. Trick shots his teammates into death and jump shots a warthog into his own face.
Thanks for the additional stereotypes!
Sniper hog (having the sniper, knowing who has it, where it is, and when it spawns, is their entire personality)
And barely hits their shots.
and always die with it and give it to the enemy team
Yes exactly
hilarious i love it.
This is absolute good. Good job taking the piss out of the stereotypes. There's a little bit of each of these in all of us...
For the sequel, that guy that throws the whole match because of one mistake a teammate did.
I hate that guy.
I laughed more than once. Good video.
thanks for watching!
F&$king hilarious mate! Love it!
Thanks!
T baggin Toby yes that’s me
I'm close to the simple Sam, because i forget its infinite and not Halo 3 and that all this extra stuff exist.
i know right
I mean, you aren't wrong. You can tell a lot about a person by the way they t-bag
thats what my mom always says
Way too accurate. D': Love this, dude!
I feel like you missed alot of Tea-Bag variations. You can't forget the super soaker where you crouch once and let it marinade in there. And the butter churner, where you drop em' in and swirl em' around a bit?
Ah yes, the butter churner. You are a man of great culture.
Ah yes. Now I have a name for what I do nowadays. The super soaker. Thanks.
Dog Water Dan
No Comms Ron
Sweaty Eddie
really love this one bro
Lmaoo I’m guilty of all of the above hahaha
I feel like we all are a little
This was amazing 😂
Great video. Nice change of pace.
i know this is just a post title but remember: jail does not help! restorative justice!
woke
Im just happy you were only betraying bots and not some poor souls in MM
good shit dude, funny and stupidly accurate
its so funny... I hate the kill chaser of player... but I often find myself falling into this a little lol (but I genuinely attempt the objective)
happens to the best of us
This shiz is Gold!😂😂 wait, I mean Onyx! 😉
It's only for revenge Tbags.
But it's either a Dip Dip Potato chip (battlefield friends) or a single dip and hold.
creative descriptions lol
This was absolutely amazing at least a couple of these I could see for my gaming community
they exist out there for sure
Gold lobby Gary and silver steve could have been some others lol
hahahahah
I'm def the stat guy 😂
we all are when we do good lol
Hahaha. Excellent man
Well done
In Bungie we trusted, in 343 we adjusted.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol. Good one!
I don’t mind occasional teabaging, but I can’t stand when someone makes it a priority, last night I killed the same guy twice because he was teabaging in a firefight, lol I don’t get it.
"must Teabag must Teaba--☠"
I do it when I get a Ninja or when I do something crazy or as revenge
OMG so accurate
I absolutely loved this video! ❤🎉😊
Thank you so much!!
idea, assists should work on who did the most damage, not who got the kill, it should be a split of the full kill credit
i'm a TBaggin Toby for sure
Thank you for sharing this ancient knowledge 🙏🏻
My pleasure
Lmaaooo too real
In halo 3 when you tea bag you will make the body foat up to you so it look like the head was stuck in your cheeks
skill and precision, thats what that is
Lol, you forgot the guy who the whole team is carrying and he's calling the whole team trash all the time, or standing there typing telling people what to do, or typing and raging, keyboard warrior, when he's on one kill and twenty deaths.
lol he's 1 shot, 1 shot, he's 1 shot over there by the thing over there. It's so funny how often i hear useless descriptions like that
Its now confirmed kills mean more than obj in ranked modes when it comes to ranking up. Sad...
Guilty of the TK. Tried throwing a spike grenade at an enemy and stuck my teammate instead. Can you hate yourself and chuckle at the same time?
rofl!!!
What song did you use for the 343 hater?
If you did this in multiplayer it would be way funnier.
I might have a lot of hate mail from the players that I exposed
@@DoddsMcFodds Blur out their gamertags. Then everybody wins! :)
343 for ruining halo lol
HERE!
0:05 chasing for kills yet did terrible
agreed
V good.... 👏👏👏👏
I'm def a simple Sam I love Halo CE 😂😂😂
i mean who doesn't tho
@@DoddsMcFodds Of course! There's no one out there who doesn't love CE! -they're in my basement until they repent-
A little late to this one , on purpose though. Sloth like.
Ngl, there is a lot of overboard hate for Infinite, but people shouldn't make excuses for companies releasing unfinished products. The industry is in shambles because of it.
thanks for commenting!
Ok Dodds hear me out..we should play one match together with my friend and brother. Then we rewatch in theater and breakdown to learn from you. The reason this would be great is so you can watch our gameplay. I’m a diamond who’s better than my gold friend and he’s better than my bronze brother. We vary greatly in skill, then you can use your gameplay to show optimal decision making! It would be dope
What about Coping Cody? Blames everyone but himself
okay i like it
😂
Don’t care about your rank bruh this game is still in the beta but good game 💪🏻💪🏻
is that a type?
Ego clans need to die , and ego sweats who think spending 8 hours a day playing a game is a flex.
I am a kill chaser but at least I'm good
But if your teammate has never played with you, what could they do to help you win?
@@DoddsMcFodds Distract so I can Carry as per the norm
@@spitlikesfire9368 EXACTLY. And thank sbmm for giving us 2 under 100 matches played unranked shitters to carry EVERY FUCKING GAME. Even in SOCIAL. Insanity...
As a 343 hater I agree.
lol they speak!
#slothnation
😂😂😂😂😂
wheres the montager stereotype
Thats a good one!
The 343 hater isn’t wrong though. Maybe goes about it the wrong way but he’s not wrong.
Oh yeah first
shut up
Congrats
You forgot the 343 fanboy..... must be you 😅😅😅😅😅😅
Funny skit in a dog water game. Next time include the shill and 343 simp.
what are those people like? I'm asking for research
@@DoddsMcFodds the people who just never acknowledge the bad 343 does, or the people who buy trash in the shop supporting a game that activity disrespects them and gives 343 more reasons to be greedy just because they want a dumb gold coating or cat ears.
I'm glad, even tho Infinite is trash creators like you are keeping Halo machinima alive 😁
@@normal-use7628stupid answer