@@teddyhatenoise8315You can't be like this... Max just didn't know that people can change costumes between characters in the menu screen after recording this video, that's it!
Yeah, I don't agree with Max here. I think Claudio has more rizz than Hwoarang. And I hate Claudio's design, costumes and his silly non-sensical fighting stance.
This is so out of character for Max, I actually love it. Normally I expect to see people thirsting for fighting game characters on my twitter timeline, not on Max's channel. Also, his reaction to Claudio is actually amazing. That dude swept him off his feet.
I kinda agree with him here lol. Like Jun is really pretty, she's amazingly beautiful and attractive but she's not trying to rizz you here lol. She's giving those gentle mother eyes 😊
during the tekken talk they actually said that hwoarang doesn't like to make eye contact, so he's kinda like... feeling mad awkward as you try to stare him down LOL
As a Lee main I agree. BUT rating every character at their default is not entirely wrong. The characters chose to look like that by default, so if Lee’s armor is rizz-less then he ultimately made that choice Edit: After rewatching Max’s reaction to Lee, I think that went beyond 11/10 already…. But just like Max said, he looks like he’s suppressing the Rizz with the armor
Technically Brian David Gilbert rated the MK characters for cuddling back when he worked at Polygon, so seeing how Max could rank Kombatants by comparison could be entertaining.
Max: Deep and insightful readings and knowledge on the inner workings of the video game industry and what we should expect from it. Also Max, but on a freaky friday:
10:13 "Yoo... I'm gonna get fucked by a bear and, I'm gonna let em'!!" I just have to wonder how much chat is exploding hearing Max air out his dirty closet.
You got me wheezing twice, Max 10:08 - "I'm going to get fucked by a bear." 16:06 - Tifa: "So..." Max: "It's over. People are going to marry a goddamn video game."
@@naiiin6949 Nah, she looks glad and wanna fight and invite me to eat strawberries later. Free polish strawberries and be beaten by a strong (but gentle) woman? Absolutely would.
This might be the most important “Rate The” ever made… EDIT: 17:15 hearing Max say “and his swag contributes to his rizz” nearly made me spit my drink out
Well, I have come to the shocking conclusion I died last night and have entered an alternate universe where Max is the rate the rizz guy for all fighting games
@@gimmeyourrights8292 I didn't say that I would, Iirc her plug ports are on her scruff/ upper back neck (maybe some on her arms), & her body is somewhat like Android 18 or the androids from Detroit: Become Human.
It's been YEARS since I began to follow this channel and, man.... this is one of the greatest videos that Max ever done! Every single commentary was a GEM! I totally lost at Jack and Kuma 🤣🤣🤣
No tekken character can appease my mommas boy energy 8:12: uppies 🥺 (Edit) but it won’t happen twice 14:12: uppies again 🥺 (Edit again) I’m done tekken has no other ones to pull from 16:21: I think I have a problem
What a subtle way to make a smash or pass video.
This is a just the first part of the equation
*Reads title* ...Max is trying to be hip again.
Fuck that's what I was gonna say
Dad trying to look cool for the kids
Hello fellow childern
Take a seat old man
We’re one stream away from Max learning what Sigma means
Never forget Maximillian is the dude that rated the Rizz of every character in Tekken 8
And Absolutely Nothing Else of Note
Maximilian Rizz is my favorite youtube tierlist channel
Apart from jack 😡 should’ve changed costume before rating him as a jack main I’m truly heartbroken and unsubscribing forever
@@teddyhatenoise8315You can't be like this...
Max just didn't know that people can change costumes between characters in the menu screen after recording this video, that's it!
@@pedrooksmoments bruh it’s sarcasm I thought I made that pretty obvious
@@teddyhatenoise8315 forget what I said, then...
"Does Law have children?"
Poor Forest Law. Neglected by Namco so much after Tekken 3 that Max even forgot he exists.
There’s so many sentences in this video that I never thought I’d *ever* hear Max say
"I'm gonna get fucked by a bear!"
“Oh shit…I’m gonna get fucked by a bear and I’m going let em.”
He wants to feel young again 😆
he's a married man for a reason!
"How do you do fellow children?"
The sounds wrong on so many levels
@@SayShelo yes.
Exactly what I thought
LMAOOO bruh I'm dead
Beat me to it LOL!!!
"It's not rizz, it's like emotional support"
Jokes on you, I'm into that shit
Ummm you might be looking for therapy not a lover
@@ameladaptivedaydreamer949😭😭😭
@@ameladaptivedaydreamer949 Why not both?
She has that let's make our second baby eyes lol
Okay oedipus
I feel like Claudio is undressing me with his eyes...
Yeah, I don't agree with Max here. I think Claudio has more rizz than Hwoarang. And I hate Claudio's design, costumes and his silly non-sensical fighting stance.
Azucena just wants to sell you Coffee, dude.
Quieres café?
The rizz of a waitress, or a stripper 😅
That's her way to rizz you up.... I hate using that word...
@@MostLikelyMortalI'll have some please😅
Head empty only coffee
"Why.. are you wearing pants?"
Dead lmaoo
"Why...Are you wearing....pants?"
Devil Rizz
5:32
Max (41) learning about Gen Z term Rizz and Ranking the Rizz of all Tekken 8 characters is all I needed out of today.
That (41) had me cackling, thank you
... 41... FORTY-F**KING-ONE!? HOW!? The man doesn't look a day over 27!?
Objection! Rizz is a term from Gen Alpha. I rest my case.
@@J-leaf: Some players give their youth to the game.
The game gave its youth to him.
___
The Online Warrior said Assist Me, and the game did.
I'm Gen Z and it wasn't until last year that I even heard the "word" "rizz" in my life and it was in a discord call (I don't use social media)
Going from Hwoarang to Jack 8 is the funniest shit ever lmaoo
From
"It's not like I like you...or anything."
To
"DESTROY 9-BALL"
Hwoarang is the prettiest of all the Tekken men.
Rizz's origin comes from the middle part of the word Charisma.
If you have Charisma, or are Charismatic, then you have Rizz.
"Cha-rizz-ma"
Max needs to pin this tbh
I petition that we move on from "rizz" and start using the superior "rism." Example: "Bro is absolutely dripping with rism."
Pin this shit please.
Edit: Kinda sad that some people don’t know this.
Knowing this actually makes it worse.
Bards roll for RIZZ check
This is so out of character for Max, I actually love it.
Normally I expect to see people thirsting for fighting game characters on my twitter timeline, not on Max's channel.
Also, his reaction to Claudio is actually amazing. That dude swept him off his feet.
Max truly is a man of the people. He might be The Rizzler himself frfr
The Rizzler vs The Wazzler.
…never mind. Wazzler negs.
We all know the Kuma close-up makes the fellas jealous and the bear ladies swoon
Except for Panda, apprently lol
Especially relevant after the man or bear debate
That Reina gaze is criminal.
It's basically " come and get me, *if you are brave enough* "
"I'm gonna get f*cked by a bear!"
-Halsin entered the chat
"And I'm gonna let him!"
My exact words:
"Max...dafuq?" - clicks -
10:08 10:10
@@I_love_bread_and_Hungry_JacksWHAT THE FUCK!
10:07 Max plays Baldur’s Gate 3 for the first time
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
Halsin thirsts for Dood
Thats perfect, take your like
hahahahaha
Reina is pure Azula energy
Azula, all the rizz when she doesn't try, zero when she does.
This is the perfect comparison
Bro I been saying Reina reminds me of azula & the whole dynamic between her kaz and heihachi is giving me major azula zuko & ozai
@@devwheeler6289holy shit, it all makes sense now
That thumbnail already tells you how this video is gonna go
God tier being the Leroy tier?
@@Kytseo Unfortunately Max does not see the Leroy charm
Max trying to understand how Gen-Z talks just proves he's the dad of the fgc
Reina’s got the seductive ass “im yours” stare bro 😂😂
more like ''you're mine....''
Yeah, I rather not have a highschool girl look at me like that😂
@@knuckles543 the first one for her fake cheery idol personality/ character, you're mine is when she shows her real self.
@@Matt_Underwood a late 30 year old highschool girl?
I can imagine Reina giving me those eyes saying that "I want you" during a fight
8:30 Max trying to convince me Jun isnt turning him on while his glasses are that steamed up isnt very convincing. 😂
I kinda agree with him here lol.
Like Jun is really pretty, she's amazingly beautiful and attractive but she's not trying to rizz you here lol.
She's giving those gentle mother eyes 😊
@renansantos6533 some would think that's better
@@TehParismio i would
@@renansantos6533 But now imagine if you were Kazuya
The look turns from mother to wife.
A caring wife
MEGA wholesome rizz
She's gonna make me dinner and tell me everything is going to be okay? 15/10
during the tekken talk they actually said that hwoarang doesn't like to make eye contact, so he's kinda like... feeling mad awkward as you try to stare him down LOL
Did they fr say that lol? I wish I could find that
But his expression makes him look like those Tik Tok edits.
That makes sense cause for his fight intros and outros he rarely is looking at the other person
He’s just like me fr fr
@@pigglesgoomshby7249 me too
Claudio and Haorang are the guitar and vocals fighting over who leads, Eddie is the Bass player that just does his thing and does it well.
Reina is the chick drummer that knows their audience is mostly men.
@@davidsentanu7836perfectly put
It seems that Max is sleeping on the couch today
Max on Claudio is basically "i'm not gay... but...."
I've heard that Italian guys do this to people
If he changed Lee’s outfit, he would give his rizz 11/10.
As a Lee main I agree.
BUT rating every character at their default is not entirely wrong.
The characters chose to look like that by default, so if Lee’s armor is rizz-less then he ultimately made that choice
Edit:
After rewatching Max’s reaction to Lee, I think that went beyond 11/10 already….
But just like Max said, he looks like he’s suppressing the Rizz with the armor
He has to nerf the rizz to give the rest of the roster a chance.
So thoughtful of Lee to nerf his own rizz to give everyone else a chance
he is M A R V E L L O U S ! /10
Now rate Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat
You’ve brought this on yourself Max
I still want him to give him a rating on the MK9 babalities and the supers from Street X Tekken.
Technically Brian David Gilbert rated the MK characters for cuddling back when he worked at Polygon, so seeing how Max could rank Kombatants by comparison could be entertaining.
"Its not Rizz, its emotional support"
Sounds like rizz to me, Meng.
the one tier list where Claudio is SSS+
This mode was obviously pushed by that one dev that is in love with Reina lmao, those unique animations are insane.
IKR. LIKE THOSE MICROMOVEMENTS!!!!!!
0:53 Not even a minute in and Heihachi got roasted harder than the volcano he fell in 🤣
For me it's the way he did the Tekken 7 heihachi hand pose when he gave the score 😂
All I know is, if Reina keeps looking at me like that, I’m gonna jump through my TV. 😂😂😭
Word!
This
Simps
@@ameladaptivedaydreamer949
Finding a chick attractive isn’t simping my g lol. 😂
@@ameladaptivedaydreamer949 You're So COOL!!!!!
Bro couldn’t wait for Tiffa to drop 😭
Max saying Rizz unironically feels like a fever dream
Max: Deep and insightful readings and knowledge on the inner workings of the video game industry and what we should expect from it.
Also Max, but on a freaky friday:
Now we need Max to make a rate the rizz of Street Fighter 6's VS screen faces
Oooh that’s a good one! To be honest both are really really good!
Zangief
@@coomcharger6105 rashido solos
Akuma's freak smile
Chun
10:13 "Yoo... I'm gonna get fucked by a bear and, I'm gonna let em'!!" I just have to wonder how much chat is exploding hearing Max air out his dirty closet.
Thats a title i thought i would never see from max
"His Aura and his Swag actually contribute to his Rizz"
~ Max 2024
2:21 - "We're gonna dance together in Ranked" completely accurate as an asuka main
Your explanation of the eyes is spot on with every one haha “you’re gonna take me to the dance right?” Hahahahahha
You got me wheezing twice, Max
10:08 - "I'm going to get fucked by a bear."
16:06 - Tifa: "So..." Max: "It's over. People are going to marry a goddamn video game."
I have a complete different feeling about Lidia.
The way she looks gentle and suddenly even more gently closes her eyes clearly does things to me.
She's beautiful i agree with that 😄😆😆
The way I see it is pure intimacy, like she wouldn't have sex until she's married kind of intimacy.
Yeah, Lidia is pretty top tier to me too. There's something about the ice queen softening up that does something to me.
Damn, shows how different people's taste is. To me she just looks bored and kinda offended lol
@@naiiin6949 Nah, she looks glad and wanna fight and invite me to eat strawberries later.
Free polish strawberries and be beaten by a strong (but gentle) woman? Absolutely would.
Imagine telling Jin and Kazuya that a bear has better rizz than them
*I have learned how to identify Rizz more from a guy in his early 40s,* who probably found out this word existed yesterday, *then any of my peers.*
Kazuya 10/10 because hairline
Easily one of max best video ever
Nah, 2 minutes in I dub thee, the greatest of sir Maximillianus Doodius video
Asuka 9/10 bro this video just got a 11/10
16:01 "Someone at Bandai Namco is seriously in love with this character" I suspect that person is Harada
When the male characters appeal to Max more than the women 😄
Truly a Maximillian Dood video of all time
I need to show Max from 2016 this vid…
16:45 "are you running for vice president?" 💀
the JD reference caught me off guard lol
1. Yoshimitsu
2. Everyone else
4:30 Yes, this is how you convince me to learn a character, thanks Claudio
This might be the most important “Rate The” ever made…
EDIT: 17:15 hearing Max say “and his swag contributes to his rizz” nearly made me spit my drink out
This is one of the most hilarious videos you’ve ever made
Max explaining their rizz in excruciating detail with entire nonsense scenario's is hilarious.
I wasn't expecting Max's best video of the year to be "Rate the Rizz TEKKEN 8"
Bro deadass made this video 21 minutes, this man is a content god
Best Maximillian Dood video in the year of our lord 2024. Actually hilarious.
16:46 om Vance slander lmfao
This is the fighting game content I subscribed for and I am for it. Unironically teaching me things about eye contact in a sort of weird funny way.
6:04 "Look at this incredibly beautiful 25-year old man"
*Scowling Feng*
I legitimately choked on my dinner thank you.
6:37 WOWWWWWWWWWWWW THAT EYE CONTACT WAS CRAZY I WANT HIM SB
I thought the title was just a gag and he'd just rate how good each character looks im the menu, BUT NOT AN ACTUAL SMASH OR PASS WHAT THE HELL MAX
Kuma feels like he's in my personal space 😂
Well, I have come to the shocking conclusion I died last night and have entered an alternate universe where Max is the rate the rizz guy for all fighting games
Max saying Rizz feels identical to your Grandpa saying Skibbidi.
Alisa has sweet rizz...
Until a malfunction happens & it's execution by chainsaw gauntlets.
or accidental head explosion
Some would consider that a positive. Me? You had me at android, say no more
However, since I hate fighting her it's gonna be a hatefuck
@@knuckles543 Alisa is not alien to giving heads, but sploodge gonna short circuit into the boom
It's wires down there, how would you even plug into her?
@@gimmeyourrights8292 I didn't say that I would, Iirc her plug ports are on her scruff/ upper back neck (maybe some on her arms), & her body is somewhat like Android 18 or the androids from Detroit: Become Human.
"I'm gonna get f***ed by a bear... and I'm gonna let him."
-Max, 2024
Wise words 😅
I see why women choose the bear instead of a man in the forest now, FML
Heihachi is going for that "We're gonna hate-fuck" rizz... which would actually explain a lot.
Charisma = chaRISma = chaRIZZma = rizz
Oh
Merriam-Webster made things way too complicated.
Reina, Lili, Claudio, and Hwoarang are rizzing me through the screen.
We got the tekken boy band of hwoarwrawng eddy and claudio before gta6
Jin the type to actually sincerely apologise after being told he’s rizzless 😂
Max shouldve looked at Outfit 3 Law, that one is extreme rizz
11:31 Bro has excellence flowing out of him, thats the rizz king
It's so marvelous
New Maximilian Dood Series just dropped, Let's go!
strange that this video is the most amount of times ive heard the word rizz used in a single sitting... and its max saying it...
0:33 "the fact that they go to therapy (???)" 💀💀💀
10:30 Panda POV, but you're going to reject him as usual.
Max giving Lee 10/10 for Rizzler, thank you. A well deserved reward I might add
This is one of the greatest video ideas ever
Max being genuinely flustered by Claudio is sending me bruh 😭😭😭😭😭
2:18 Asuka is taking Lily to that dance and we all know she won’t take no for an answer 😂
Honestly thought, it would probably be the other way around. Lily practically drags Asuka around wherever she goes like she's a designer handbag.
When Max went "oh shit, he doesn't even care about us" to Hwoarang, I can't remember the last time I laughed out loud to a video like this
The dragunov 1 was so personal 😭😭 my man is BEAUTIFUL
EXACTLY! HIS EYES ARE GORGEOUS
Honestly, I've been feeling down since I woke up today, this video made me smile so much. Thanks Max.
Nah Devil Jin looks like he wanna take ppl to the Diddy party I wont lie
Claudio looking at you like "you're already pregnant".
"NANI?!"
And OF COURSE he'd be smiling, cocky fertile bastard.
I did not expect Max to say "Put the french fries in the bag" 😂
It's been YEARS since I began to follow this channel and, man.... this is one of the greatest videos that Max ever done! Every single commentary was a GEM! I totally lost at Jack and Kuma 🤣🤣🤣
I am 100000% here for this unhinged content. This was actually hilarious 😂
No tekken character can appease my mommas boy energy
8:12: uppies 🥺
(Edit) but it won’t happen twice
14:12: uppies again 🥺
(Edit again) I’m done tekken has no other ones to pull from
16:21: I think I have a problem
Fucking same
I didn’t think I would hear max say “negative rizz”