We paid strangers to say AWFUL things
ฝัง
- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ส.ค. 2024
- We paid people on Fiverr to say some interesting things...
Like the video if you enjoyed, It helps out a ton, Thanks! •◡•
Today we pay people on fiverr to say the ridiculous things that we write out. This was fun - and we don't even pull a pewdiepie - at least I don't think. Also to the Dream & minecraft stans we are obviously just joking around, nothing in this vid is to be taken seriously! Hope you guys enjoy.
Friends in the vid:
@Tranium
@soup
@HyperNovaPuma
@WhosChaos
Join my Discord! - / discord
My Links:
Twitter: / crispy
Instagram: / crispy
Snapchat: CrispyConcords
![ง้อ (ALRIGHT) - FOURTH Prod. by URBOYTJ [ OFFICIAL MV ]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Qs8ZeV6Dqj8/mqdefault.jpg)
This is the first time I’ve ever commented on a youtube post, been on TH-cam for 9 or so years. This legitimately had me in tears. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen. Keep doing what you do crispy, you really make peoples days with this content.
i got your first comment in 9 years? epic thank you for watching
cool!
Cool!
12 years*
Yea same I was crying of laughter keep posting these please
BRO THE INDIAN GUY WAS SO INNOCENT I LOVE IT
Ikr! Wholesome 100 🥺😭
I have to shid
boot i can’t b soos
@@aliffplays8451 nice
Yaaa he has to be the best indian alive
The Aladdin skit had me dying bro 😂😂
Wake Up. Wake Up. Wake Up
@@coolinchin3477 don’t be cringe bro 🤦🏽♂️
CEO of 👁👁
Same
I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
The last one sounded so professional until the “v-bucks” 😂😂😂
19 dollar fortnite card
The buffalo guy has the unspoken rizz. +Respect
buffaloman is banned on fivr but he has his own site called garagemanshop
Copyright strike
Microsoft customer service
I loved him too 😊
“unspoken rizz”
-👶
the fact the buffalo man did two takes, he's so sweet lmao
ik im hiring him to speak for me know
371.09 Indian Rupee is the equivalant of $5 USD idk if 371 rupee's is good but it sounds good so ofc he wants his customers to come back
@@mrjpz OFC
"it sounds good" do you have any idea how currencies work? what do you think like 5 dollars is good enough for a month?
@@rishabhmishra98 yeah not even for a day
the bald guy with $19 dollar for nite card had me on the ground
fax
funniest shit ever😭
Fax
The Aladdin guy was the best but bald guy was second imo
20:28
5:22 i doubt his wife is even old enough to know what cheating is yet
It's amazing that you managed to get ALL of them back without anyone being weird and not wanting to do something. Usually in videos like this there's at least one who thinks they might have a legitimate acting career ahead of them so they're scared to have fun lol
What’s the problem with doing stuff like this and having an acting career? Isn’t it like part of it? I know people that as a first first at an acting interview had to act as an animal, which is way more embarrassing than this
this was a murder attempt. I couldn't breathe for 10 minutes straight
Lmao
I mean. Tobe fair General, you have plenty experience with murder attempts
@@SkeletonTreatIndustries u right
The video is 21:29 minutes long.
@@middblox5865 so?
This is the type of content I wanted to be recommended to me
Lol I know right
Yes sir, in my recommend list are Rick rolls 1 per refresh
Again do one with jesus
420 likes so i can't like
Ikrrr.😂😂
the guy on the magic carpet after that i was just like : 💀💀💀😭😂😂😂😭😂😭
racist
@@Weirdoboyalldaway yes, how could you tell?
@@Weirdoboyalldawayhow tf does that mf be racist
Timestamps
Lovely ladies - 10:55
African news week- 11:35
News report - 13:07
Thumbnail purchase - 14:09
Cookie monster - 15:06
Aladdin - 16:48
Spork 2 [1] - 18:27
Spork 2 [2] - 18:45
Walter White -19:29
Fortnite doc - 20:28
Yahoo - 21:14
buffaloman is banned on fivr but he has his own site called garagemanshop
U forgot about the yahoo one at the end
wheres yahoo man
@@consolemaster On his own site garagemanshop
He’s at 21:15
10:46 that wink got me feeling some type of way fr
Ayy
soo when are you getting verified?
tmol LETS GOOO
YOOO TMOL
hey tmol you have the best Omegle vids
Who said money can't buy you happiness I'm pretty damn happy rn
RT
shush
Just came back to this video to get happiness again 😂😂
Some are pretty hard as well 💀
5:12 this aged well
Fr
this aged well
this is actually the funniest video i have seen in all of 2022
I’ve laughed so hard while watching this
Same
definitely funniest one i saw in 2023
this doesn’t just need a part 2 it needs a full SERIES
LOL YES
We need MORE
Well it kinda expensive
@@NameForgotten828 Bruh I would spend all my money for something like that bruhhh
@Retro reggy ratio you
The magic carpet one was pure gold. Havent laughed that hard in a long time.
You're welcome man
@@aladdinworld5287 wow its you
@@aladdinworld5287 yeah, it was much appreciated, I loved it!
@@productiveassets4383 yes ;)
@@adamwigley9738 thank you ;)
13:55 cartman chill out
20:01 the ohh ohh ohh 😂😂😂😂😂😂
to the dream stans... i'm sorry you had to find out this way
Ok
AYOOOO!
I am a dream stan and uh i love tommyinnit or whatever dream stans say
Ok
Epic lol sick and disabled sub hmm A sick maybe nah
Time Stamps 10:30 Buffalo Man 11:36 Burger Kings Spokesperson 12:49 Jeff Ubetcha 14:09 Brunette Brooke’s Bikini Italian Buffet 15:07 Psychotic Cookie Monster 16:48 Aladdin Nards 18:20 Spork 2 Sex toy 19:28 Gmod Man’s Gorilla Hoof 20:27 Doctor Ligma 21:13 Mario Yahoooooooo
Thank you so much
Dude
FR
I WILL FIX THIS COMMENT SECTION OF YOURS
4
Thank you for this!! I haven't laughed this much at a TH-cam video in forever 😂
I really wanted Aladdin to say “fly in” instead of actually flying in
Thanks for that!
@@aladdinworld5287 bro, you did the dumbest freaking things, and it was hilarious.
@@calderamania4366 i don't blame you, u are just a watcher, judger.
@@aladdinworld5287 omg its really you lmfaooo
@@aladdinworld5287 is it really you??
I was sad i didnt get to see the guy constantly say yahoo.
But he came at the end, my one and only angel came at the end to bless me
Bro I was just about to click off the video till I heard "Im the new mario"
@@domingogonzalez7831 SAMMEEEE
Sammeeee
crispy keep up the great work! i only started watching you like a mouth ago i now you are my favorite youtuber!!!
8:41 that was wild to say 💀
Just imagine how hard it is for me to watch this entire video while my family is asleep.
OMFG SMAE MY BROTHER IS SLEEPING RN AND HE TOLD ME TO STFU BUT I CANT STOP FUCKING LAUGHING
bruh my parents are sleeping next door it's so hard for me to not scream this is the funniest vid i have ever seen
LMAO SAMEEEE
Yeah this is honestly the funniest shit i ever saw 🤣🤣
Honestly Crispy really making a lot of families mad rn 😂😂😂
Next time do celebs on cameo that would be lit
Dude, Gilbert gottfried will say literally anything it would be so funny
Nigel Farage (a British MP) has one and he’s been saying so much dumb shit 😂
There are some youtuber who wasn't even all that big charging like £500 for probably 30 seconds.
YES
DO SNOOP DOG
Alaaddin and Puppet guys are geniuses. They realised he wanted something to have a good laugh so they gave him. Best advertisement.
BRO MY MOM WALKED IN WHEN THE GIRL WAS DOING HER TALKING IM SO DONE💀
May the universe save you from your mother's strength
17:45 i really love this guy 🤣🤣 he knows it’s a joke and he’s just going with it .
give me all the lactose
The magic carpet, going boing boing boing
bro that
one had me wheezinggg
*yahoo!*
I CAN SHOW YOU MY NARDSSSS
“The fortnite sword was used by John fortnite” “monkey man is hunting me” “todays letter is N” “kwebbelkop stunt montage” 😂😂😂bro this is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
“The fortnite sword was used by John fortnite” Lmaooooooooooo
its
not
@@itsgiovanibih4077 ok sorry
@@itsgiovanibih4077 its
Is
Cookie monster was actually my favorite one. Aladin one was funny but cookie was my favorite.
17:33 I HAVE NOT LAUGHED THAT HARD IN WEEKS I CANNOT
"money cant buy happiness" carpet guy "bet"
If you read the conversation at 16:33 you'll notice that they did actually tell Aladdin to make those weird ass facial expressions
Good eye
@@TheYCS08 same because that'd be too low
no they sent a 100 emoji and the Aladdin guy just assumed that they meant facial expressions. Crispy just said do whatever.
@@TheYCS08 they probably just forgot but even if they didn’t it isn’t real that big of a deal lol
This thread becomes so wholesome
4:12 I would’ve made him say, “for every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes”
Together, we can stop this.
@@tonymcintyre6623 please spread the word! Thank you for your attention
LMAOOOooooo
@@noaharkadedelgado2318 for your kind* attention
@@47dark oh ty
I haven't laughed this much in years HELP😭😭😭
17:37 you activated his inner sleeper agent
The first dude deserves so much respect
Friends, Session 5, Episode 16, 11:25
The African dude sounds like a wholesome guy
Yeah I wish I could just say hi to the guy he sounds nice
15:50 your laugh is ADORABLE oh my god 😭
That fake doctor was brilliant! Really convincing, despite saying nonsense.
Friends, Session 5, Episode 16, 11:25
This is the funniest vid I’ve ever watched
Agreed
I'm just imagining how confused all of the people were reading the scripts
You said this 15 mins after the video was released and it’s 21 minutes long so
@@hachibaba It's the part of the video where they watched them that's funny
Same
On a real note, I hope the guy from India is okay.
The virus is bad over there rn. If you see this dude, stay safe please 😌
Thank you ❤️
John Fortnite John Fortnite John Fortnite Xbox 360 gaming kwebblekop stunt montage MW3 gameplay epic epic epic bread sauce subsribe
@@nived433 huh
@@jabeyysalt4024 HUH
@@Sufiley huh
The dream one aged poorly
aged like wine
Rhino man, cookie monster and Aladdin had me dying 😂
17:08 this aladdin one made me laugh LMAOOO
same almost choked on my spit (no homo)
If you read the conversation at 16:33 you'll notice that they did actually tell Aladdin to make those weird ass facial expressions
that's love
@@hargareal bruv whats with the 'no homo' 😭
Buffalo guy: 10:31
African dude: 11:38
News reporter: 12:48
Bikini girl: 14:08
Cookie monster: 15:06
Aladdin man: 16:48
Random lady: 18:25
GMod dude: 19:27
Doctor: 20:27
Yahoo dude: 21:14
the real mvp
yahoo
Thx
"Random lady" lol
Thx for the skip of 10 min at the begining
The poorly made Aladian video actually made me cry
1:41 “I will eat buffalo sh*t while singing happy birthday” 😭🤚🏻😂😂
8:53 🤣🤣🤣
This is the hardest I've laughed in a while. People saying random stuff is the best kind of comedy
th-cam.com/video/Cb_BjbOPgkA/w-d-xo.html
@@mayathecat4270 what
@@mayathecat4270 lmao promoting your vid on another vid
@@mayathecat4270 worst video ever🤢🤮
Bro imagine if you paid the Aladdin guy to to sing the ad for Raid Shadow Legends 💀
Lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀
Ayo
th-cam.com/video/Cb_BjbOPgkA/w-d-xo.html
Bro what kind of laugh do you have there? It's like a super anxious type of laugh.
This is essentially just forcing one's autism on others. And I love it.
20:30 The way he said 'Who wants it?' is just perfect
Bro, no joke. I have legit not laughed genuinely in 2 years and I was crying of laughter through most of this. Thank you for this!
Same bro
Same bro
Same bro
The most ive done this whole video was slightly smirk
@@gwuapo4mee who asked tho
Bro this was more informative than the news itself
That first one was worth way more than $5 with that wink at the end! 🤣
I laughed so hard at the Aladdin one where he does all those weird facial expressions. 😂
They told him too but yeah funny af
They unlocked Aladdin DLC
It said we didn’t pay for this🤣
When you love your work so much that you will even do it for free if necessary:
17:32
@@skyorlar1178 yup 16:31
Not really,around 16:32 you can see a msg history of him talking to the guy and he asks if he has to do the expressions for the emoji aswell,he said do whatever you want so he did make the expressions for the emoji
RIP Buffalo Happy Birthday Guy, He looked so wholesome :(
Some of these had me ROLLINGG😂😂😂😂😂
This is the fuckin content we need bro 💀
Watch cold ones they did it first
“💀”😐
@@manymen2506 “ ‘💀’ 😐” 😐
1:08 We are not Racist
1:44 Insults Indian guy and his accent.
And the African guy
Didn’t insult them, it’s for entertainment purposes
@Some Random Faggot with a name like that I have no right to talk about what’s offensive or not lmfaoo 😂
1:43 not 1:44
And also says “Today’s letter of the day is N”
First time I have genuinely laughed at a yt vid in 4 years.
Absolutely hilarious 💀
You should most certainly pay for the last one to become an advertisement.
So not only those people got paid to do those funny lines, they even got free Marketing none of them is gonna go back against Crispy theyre gonna all come here to thank him
I am literally dying, this is the most funniest TH-cam video I have ever watched in AGES.
where is your profile picture from
@@TheyNerfedYou mr beast old vids
Yes
@@huntertechnik9148 oh yeah nice i remember now
Cookie Monster listing off TH-cam tags and the magic carpet guy saying how he loves slurping down cow milk had me ROLLING
I can tell you that the Aladdin guy was definitely a comedian
“I CAN SHOW YOU MY NARDS”- Aladin 2021
Yeah right!
We can’t lie we cried for the Aladdin one 🤣
Sure, here's a TH-cam script about comedy and children:
Title: "Kids Say the Funniest Things - A Comedy Skit"
Opening shot of a classroom filled with children. The camera pans to the teacher who is writing on the board.
Teacher: (writing on the board) "Today, we're going to learn about animals. Can anyone tell me the name of an animal that starts with the letter 'E'?"
A little boy raises his hand.
Teacher: (pointing to the boy) "Yes, John?"
John: "Elephant!"
Teacher: "That's correct! Very good, John. Now, can anyone tell me an animal that starts with the letter 'T'?"
A little girl raises her hand.
Teacher: (pointing to the girl) "Yes, Sarah?"
Sarah: "T-Rex!"
The class erupts in laughter.
Teacher: (smiling) "Well, Sarah, I suppose that's technically correct. But I was thinking of a different animal."
Sarah: (confused) "Oh, what animal were you thinking of?"
Teacher: (deadpan) "A tiger, Sarah. A tiger."
The class bursts into laughter again.
Cut to a shot of the teacher's lounge. Two teachers are sitting on a couch, drinking coffee.
Teacher 1: (laughing) "Kids really do say the funniest things, don't they?"
Teacher 2: (nodding) "They sure do. I had a little boy in my class yesterday who told me he wanted to be a superhero when he grows up."
Teacher 1: (smiling) "That's adorable. What did you say to him?"
Teacher 2: "I told him he already was a superhero - he has the power to make me laugh every day."
Cut back to the classroom. The teacher is still talking to the class.
Teacher: "Okay, class, let's move on to our next activity. I want you all to draw a picture of your favorite animal and write a sentence or two about why you like that animal. And remember, try to be creative and funny!"
The kids excitedly grab their pencils and paper, eager to get started.
Closing shot of the classroom, with the sound of laughter and giggling in the background.
End of script. Please make this happen
I would rather die in a hole than experience reading that for the first time again
19:43 had me dying
18:09 he’s really having a stroke on the carpet
GGS to him doing that
Yeah, to be fair though apparently they wrote like 100 emojis in his script and he replied ”do you want me to do random facial expressions?”, check their convo at 16:32
@@Peter-vz1is ooh yeah
15:28 he really just started listing every memer/gamers search history
Nice pfp
@@otakumangastudios3617 Thanks, I’m a big dp fan.
@@iamgraham_ same bro! I also like Eiffel 65
This made me laugh harder than I gave in a long time.
I've seen the doctor who said 19 dollar fortnite card in a real ad. witch means that the solar company went on FIVERR to get an actor. lol
what’s the company’s name?
@@unused_account2 Solar Electric, it is a company based out of South Carolina.
Whoever said money can’t buy you happiness needs to fucking watch this masterpiece
th-cam.com/video/Cb_BjbOPgkA/w-d-xo.html
innit
grandma approved
Hell yeah bby
“To The Early Squad Reading This: sending virtual hugs to everyone who needs it! stay safe and positive in these difficult times
I am 16 subs away from 10.9k. I will really appreciate it if u could support me in my goalz.
th-cam.com/video/_NNREd8E2K4/w-d-xo.html
THE YAHOO AT THE END XD
Imagine the news guy but it goes like this
"Breaking news,fortnite sussy balls"
You know this video is old when he still has the tape on the mic
Dude I haven’t laughed this hard in years
@raccooneggs
Same
You thought this was funny?
Facts man
@@ttvnano9161 I did and I’m tired of pretending I didn’t
15:07 this entire segment has me CACKLING no matter how many times I’ve watched though it OML- 😭
This made me laugh so hard my cheeks hurt
17:00 Funniest shit I’ve ever seen. Keep doing what you do crispy, you really make peoples days with this content.
Bro you really copied another guys comment? Kinda lame man
@@rymplestiltskin1933 ☠️
Word for word, bar for bar, space for space, line for line, pixel for pixel, atom for atom
get a grip luvenvy
ATOM BY ATOM
-plank tongue or something idk
17:40 almost made me pass out at my desk from laughter
I’m laughing so hard I’m boutta wake up my mom lmaoo 😂😂💀💀💀
13:54
Crispy really do be looking out for the viewers.
This is one of the first times I genuinely laughed at a TH-cam video
Same
@David Davidson lol true
Same
“I can show you my nards” 😂😂 LOL
🙄
The Aladdin guy was hilarious
Gibby Gibby Gibby
OH MY GOD IM DYING, please keep the content up. 😂😂😂😂😂
19:13 KSI laugh
The Aladdin one had me falling out of my chair 😭😂
Hope your ok?
@@JaydenMontano nope my leg kinda hurts cause when I fell I landed on this sharp thing and it stabbed my leg
@@ethang0923 ouch
me : going to leave the video at the end
my headphones : YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO
I couldn’t breath from laughing when I saw the Cookie Monster part 😂