Jersey Girl: Masturbation practices

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  • Maya (Liv Tyler) asks Ollie (Ben Affleck) about his sexual life. When she finds out that he hasn’t had sex since the death of his wife 7 years ago, she offers to sleep with him.
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  • @joseywales7930
    @joseywales7930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4586

    This has never happened in the history of mankind. Ever.

    • @Sam19509
      @Sam19509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      he literally thought it was a dream or looking for camera because he is being pranked.

    • @krimozaki9494
      @krimozaki9494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yes, it's just men's fantasy

    • @MrSean03839
      @MrSean03839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      LoL

    • @theluxuries8132
      @theluxuries8132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @georgecoventry8441
      @georgecoventry8441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Well, not often...

  • @dannyjoe3343
    @dannyjoe3343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1296

    "People say masturbation is normal.....till you do it in front of them."
    -Dave Attell

    • @ktcarl
      @ktcarl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's sex with someone you love.

    • @StonemanRocks
      @StonemanRocks 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@irisbaez1972 there are two kinds of women: the ones who masturbate and the ones who lie about it!

    • @centurian6220
      @centurian6220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@irisbaez1972 Then every man on earth is sick.

    • @irisbaez1972
      @irisbaez1972 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@centurian6220 You are right and wrong. First, all of them are sick, and NO, NO, NO, those are not MEN at all. They are beasts, animals, intellectual animals, and humanoids. You have a big problem, too much Pride.

    • @StonemanRocks
      @StonemanRocks 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @John Ashley you mean butt sex?

  • @notsure8513
    @notsure8513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1998

    "A man cannot live on porn alone." Unfortunately, yes, he can.

    • @Vegeta6_8
      @Vegeta6_8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I guess you and I might be one a living example

    • @Arcaryon
      @Arcaryon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      enduring & surviving ≠ living

    • @notsure8513
      @notsure8513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@Arcaryon Frankly I don't think I really have another choice.

    • @Arcaryon
      @Arcaryon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@notsure8513 You do. Sure, getting back out there ain’t easy for some folks, especially if you have been out of the game for too long. But acceptance is not a good option in this case. It just isn’t. Life needs to be lived, not suffered through. And even if getting to that point hurts - hurting forever bleeds you dry.

    • @notsure8513
      @notsure8513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I know I am not living. I hate just surviving.
      I don't know what else to do. I sank into drugs and alcohol for a while but that got old quick. Now I sleep, I sleep and fake a smile. I live in my dreams.

  • @frankiegault1196
    @frankiegault1196 2 ปีที่แล้ว +649

    “Sex and money are only important when you’re not getting any” - Charles Bukowski.

    • @kameltoes2625
      @kameltoes2625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      And air.

    • @mackvismusic8622
      @mackvismusic8622 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then came Bronson!

    • @yurinator6380
      @yurinator6380 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And water

    • @adamjay2ndward
      @adamjay2ndward 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      which is why i work so much .. 7 days a week , sometimes double shifts. get 3 to 4 hrs of sleep. things i often need are.. money in my account. alcohol , daily showers food 8 ball of coke and at least a few jerks before i sleep and maybe or try to repeat daily lol...

  • @tomahawk3645
    @tomahawk3645 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    "3 or 4 times a week"
    "Twice a day"
    "Man can't live on porn alone"
    Those were some very different times

    • @АлексейПлакхин
      @АлексейПлакхин ปีที่แล้ว

      She is not on porn obviouslty, she is on casual sex too.

    • @abrvalg321
      @abrvalg321 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      If it was swapped for them, I'd believe it more.

    • @andres1xy
      @andres1xy ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yeah, they were wrong then and they're wrong now...

    • @LateLost
      @LateLost 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Compared to some of the other trash and really c***** movies.I've seen Hollywood put out right now.When it comes to relationships this is actually quite a refreshing clip.

  • @fajarreza1
    @fajarreza1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1190

    you know it's a miracle when the girl is not drunk

    • @almark6548
      @almark6548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Huh?... Being drunk just makes people speak truthfully what they wouldn't say when sober.

    • @splishysplashyinthetub8459
      @splishysplashyinthetub8459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      or a dream

    • @Jordan-vx2ly
      @Jordan-vx2ly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@almark6548 not exactly bud

    • @Jordan-vx2ly
      @Jordan-vx2ly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@almark6548 youre comment assumes all brains react to alcohol the same way

    • @Jordan-vx2ly
      @Jordan-vx2ly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @crunthat lol they dont lmfao

  • @rotory2002
    @rotory2002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +846

    Some people say they don't like her looks and I think she is absolutely gorgeous ! STUNNING in fact :)

    • @whiteshadow1771
      @whiteshadow1771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      drop dead gorgeous!

    • @jobob47
      @jobob47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      yes, she was incredible.

    • @drewby613
      @drewby613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Who says that? Good heavens, what a woman!

    • @terrysherrill427
      @terrysherrill427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Never did like jersey girl

    • @terrysherrill427
      @terrysherrill427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We've all got our on opions.

  • @waynewintermute3869
    @waynewintermute3869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    I mean it's Liv Tyler? I would not ever say no! Liv is the epitome of adorable!

  • @JohnHoulgate
    @JohnHoulgate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    Only in the movies does a guy get a proposal like this.

    • @georgecoventry8441
      @georgecoventry8441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yep.

    • @hamzagladiator5258
      @hamzagladiator5258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ur actually wrong

    • @JohnHoulgate
      @JohnHoulgate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@hamzagladiator5258 Don't I wish.

    • @hamzagladiator5258
      @hamzagladiator5258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@JohnHoulgate try to travel to a country where there is cool and openminded girls u'll see 😁

    • @JohnHoulgate
      @JohnHoulgate 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hamzagladiator5258 they have to be more than cool and openminded. They have to be verbally proactive in their desire to have sex with me, like Liv Tyler was in this scene..

  • @stephengregory1655
    @stephengregory1655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    Director: How much fake Hollywood bullshit that will never occur in real life do you want in this film?
    Writers: yes

    • @Matt-mu6ml
      @Matt-mu6ml 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      absolutely

    • @abdullahzafar4401
      @abdullahzafar4401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ggaaaagahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣 👌

    • @greyskullcastle9975
      @greyskullcastle9975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It helps when the director IS the writer 🙃

    • @obediahpolkinghorniii564
      @obediahpolkinghorniii564 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Man, isn't fantasy the worst? Who needs escapism?

    • @Doucette767
      @Doucette767 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha haha haha.
      I would have loved to have heard her comments when she first read the script.

  • @hirzaahmadmutahari6987
    @hirzaahmadmutahari6987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    Remember guys, it will never happened in real life, especially if you're not good looking

    • @destroyer24kevin
      @destroyer24kevin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol I feel as you get older the chances of this happening are higher. It becomes less of a big thing, ofc if you’re single lol.

    • @alliroggorilla
      @alliroggorilla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      actually it also a question of how you act yourself. id not consider myself ugly but i know im acting like a person who doesnt want to interact that much with others. i know guys definately less attractive who get a shitload of offers :D

    • @pagodebregaeforro2803
      @pagodebregaeforro2803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alliroggorilla being good looking ONLY matters till you approach, if the guy is the Brad Pitt but acts too nervous or without self-confidence he will probably get nowhere, he will not succeed (still has a little chance even so, depends if the girl gives 2nd chances or not lol)
      But if the good looking guy who took the girl's attention, acts strangely or talk shit then he will NOT get her 100% sure, she will not proceed after bad vibes.
      Those ugly or not so good looking guys with hot girls have self-confidence or are funny, or both.

    • @Weshopwizard
      @Weshopwizard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Unless your loaded. Money changes everything.

    • @fr9714
      @fr9714 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      $$$, then looks

  • @davidle4936
    @davidle4936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    This should be how Ben Affleck and Liv Tyler's relationship progressed if the Armageddon didn't happen!

  • @RunDub
    @RunDub 2 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    It blows my mind that this movie never gets the credit it deserves. Some of Kevin Smith's best dialog writing.

    • @cmcolfax1
      @cmcolfax1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ALL of Kevin Smith's writing is underappreciated

    • @KjartanAndersen
      @KjartanAndersen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nah, totally unrealistic. How many men would say no to that offer? Excluding the gay ones.

    • @TheEnergizer94
      @TheEnergizer94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@KjartanAndersen men in love with their wife. Guess you cannot understand and neither can I

    • @Zuon94
      @Zuon94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@KjartanAndersen More than you know. Most women I've met are hornier than I.

    • @MahavishnuProject
      @MahavishnuProject ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's actually quite stilted and awful. Like the writer himself.

  • @vond5829
    @vond5829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "Men cannot live on prn alone"
    Hah! Watch me lady!

  • @wbwam7710
    @wbwam7710 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    kinda fucked for her to keep pushing after he said no multiple times, if the rolls were reversed people would be upset

  • @rogerknight2267
    @rogerknight2267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Dude, once you hit your sixties, you’ll regret having said no

    • @TJBall-go3gv
      @TJBall-go3gv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Bro I'm in my 40s and regret it! But still understand.

    • @damienjeremyweir4543
      @damienjeremyweir4543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      WTF I regretted no's from my teens in my 20's (thats a long time ago)

    • @ianmunday7574
      @ianmunday7574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The one you knock back is the one you'll never get again...

    • @davidloe100
      @davidloe100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ianmunday7574 Is it better to have had and never get again or to never get to begin with?

    • @timholmes8395
      @timholmes8395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or sooner

  • @nicklaskowalski
    @nicklaskowalski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    This scene has a very different feel when you consider the movie was produced by Weinstein…

    • @supers0nic77
      @supers0nic77 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm waiting for the wolfenstein version

  • @chuckquinn8026
    @chuckquinn8026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Watched them shoot a lot of this movie here in South Jersey…a lot was filmed just a few miles away. I stood 50’ away from her as they shot a scene outside of the video store…she looked flawless 🥰

    • @unbelievablytrash9458
      @unbelievablytrash9458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Liv Tyler, a queen and a blessing.

    • @gonnahavemesomefun
      @gonnahavemesomefun 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow what a great memory to have, love this

    • @turcoboshnak
      @turcoboshnak 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You have something to tell your grandchildren about :) :)

    • @amitmetrey1699
      @amitmetrey1699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What's the name of the movi?

    • @gonnahavemesomefun
      @gonnahavemesomefun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@amitmetrey1699 Jersey Girl lol ❤️

  • @arindambanerjee6417
    @arindambanerjee6417 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    So this is one of the "hot girls living in 20 miles of radius, wants to have sex with me" ad was all about.

    • @sandal_thong8631
      @sandal_thong8631 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah. Probably just needs a man for sex on Independence Day and New Years Eve.

    • @udan_w
      @udan_w หลายเดือนก่อน

      damn😂

  • @reaality3860
    @reaality3860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Sex is like oxygen. The less you have the more important it becomes.

    • @humility-righteous-giving
      @humility-righteous-giving 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      if only lack of sex would cause death, i would already be as 36 sexless years have past me by, i never did it

    • @1101grayzer
      @1101grayzer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the more you have.....

    • @TheEnergizer94
      @TheEnergizer94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Up to a certain point. It's not like a balloon that inflates endlessly. You can only get hungry up to a certain point.
      The 4th year doesn't feel worse than the first. Then when you have it again it doesn't feel like a burden has been removed, it just feels good.

    • @Deadganon
      @Deadganon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rea Ality ok If Sex is like oxygen... The more you have the less important and more dangerous it becomes.

    • @obediahpolkinghorniii564
      @obediahpolkinghorniii564 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...especially when choking is involved.

  • @davidburns6284
    @davidburns6284 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I've been living on porn alone for almost 10 years. It can be done.

  • @mobilegamersunite
    @mobilegamersunite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    She can interview me any day! 😂

  • @myairspace3xx
    @myairspace3xx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    It's good to go hands solo but you need to do it with princess Leah sometimes to get practice.

    • @abe1138
      @abe1138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Amen brotha! 🙌🏽

    • @nelsonbernardi1072
      @nelsonbernardi1072 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Try not to do it with Jabba The Hutt.

    • @StonemanRocks
      @StonemanRocks 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im hans soloing right now!

  • @chenb72
    @chenb72 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    1. This has never happened to a man, ever.
    2. A man would never ever say NO, ever.

    • @fritz70126
      @fritz70126 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Trust me you would surprised, but it happens

  • @delphinelisabeth
    @delphinelisabeth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I think this is the most acting I've seen from Ben Affleck and he is not bad 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @darrylt6412
      @darrylt6412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Try watching The Town

    • @johno6590
      @johno6590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He is too poor an actor to be as famous as he is. One of life's mysteries.

    • @Nohcal
      @Nohcal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Watch the movie,Boiler Room. Ben has some epic scenes,in that movie.

    • @lambertj.2892
      @lambertj.2892 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true. Looks has everything to do with attraction. If anyone tells you differently, they're lying.

  • @lawrancegovender1238
    @lawrancegovender1238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Liv Tyler is an absolute beauty

  • @brentalanadamlandgrave7635
    @brentalanadamlandgrave7635 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I really thought when Affleck told her to get a boyfriend, I honestly assumed she was gonna say "you, too."

    • @nickwilliams1065
      @nickwilliams1065 ปีที่แล้ว

      62 in may and having the time of my life, not quiet as much as my 20's and 30's but damn close too it.............

  • @bingewatcher4678
    @bingewatcher4678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Oh boy!Her last words made me flatter.I wish every woman was like her..

    • @garrygilmour1817
      @garrygilmour1817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ohh boy

    • @figfydgfds4051
      @figfydgfds4051 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      if only that was true then i would never want to leave this world

    • @abdulmuzaffaraladinbahaman7896
      @abdulmuzaffaraladinbahaman7896 ปีที่แล้ว

      Including your wife

    • @bingewatcher4678
      @bingewatcher4678 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@abdulmuzaffaraladinbahaman7896 I don't have a wife

    • @econojon
      @econojon 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You basically want to marry Kevin Smith.

  • @jimkirk4357
    @jimkirk4357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    See THIS is what drives me crazy about Affleck. He CAN act and when he doesn't phone it in he's really quite good in fact. Maybe it has to do with his costar being engaging enough to motivate him. Liv Tyler is really as good as it gets. She pours her heart into every performance and to be honest she is not only beautiful but sexy as all fμck. SHE makes every movie she's in worth going to see every damn time! For me she is the MOST bankable person in hollywood. SHE never ever diasappoints.

    • @robotjeans
      @robotjeans 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It probably has more to do with the project, is it something he is excited about or is it a paycheck.

    • @godominus9222
      @godominus9222 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're clearly just taken with Liv Tyler and not seeing as clearly as you might think lmao

    • @innag6888
      @innag6888 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@godominus9222 same. i refuse to believe that liv gets any roles because of her acting. she has one look

    • @innag6888
      @innag6888 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      lol, pours her heart into every performance? she has one look. just one. every time

  • @animecartoonsadda854
    @animecartoonsadda854 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Well....in a real life, who gets a offer like this 🤣🤣🤣

    • @scottb296
      @scottb296 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ben Affleck, but that's about it

    • @supers0nic77
      @supers0nic77 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Gigachads. I've seen it in my bar going days

  • @davidsemrow2485
    @davidsemrow2485 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Why has this never happened to me?

    • @DrMcMoist
      @DrMcMoist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Do you look like Ben Affleck does here?

    • @Celebmacil
      @Celebmacil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If your life a Hollywood romcom with this written into the script?

    • @ianmunday7574
      @ianmunday7574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cos you ain't Ben Affleck...

    • @turcoboshnak
      @turcoboshnak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cause you are starring in real life, not a movie.

    • @pagodebregaeforro2803
      @pagodebregaeforro2803 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You have to be 7 years without sex to unlock this side mission

  • @trevorgwelch7412
    @trevorgwelch7412 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is the opposite to reality . If you didn't know ... masturbation can cause you to be cross eyed . 😂

  • @QazaqtynUly
    @QazaqtynUly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I would accept such charity from a cute girl.

  • @Truthseeker1515
    @Truthseeker1515 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Man cannot live by porn alone"...you would be surprised.

  • @attilaozkan4231
    @attilaozkan4231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    She is so Natural and Honest !!!

  • @alliroggorilla
    @alliroggorilla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Men can not live on porn alone": Well, we can. And 90% of reddit will Agree with me on that one. :D and 7 years can be topped, my longest is almost 10. Dont know who wrote that line but its BS.

    • @hassan-zb8zn
      @hassan-zb8zn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Man are you serious 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Charmanders-cm9de
      @Charmanders-cm9de 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Something’s should not be put out in the public for the sake of your pride.

    • @S1lverarrow
      @S1lverarrow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Charmanders-cm9de internet is anonymous

    • @pagodebregaeforro2803
      @pagodebregaeforro2803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ive been thru some bad phases but "living on porn"? Thats sad asf.
      Masturbating to porn is depressive asf (if you are without women for a while), I just hate it. It only increases the feeling of loneliness.
      Nothing compares nor replaces the real thing with a real girl, at least for me, I know others think differently.

    • @TheBazino
      @TheBazino ปีที่แล้ว

      Amateur, I made it to 36.

  • @dallassukerkin6878
    @dallassukerkin6878 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    As a scene about a man who has lost his wife ... this is very relatable - "My wife may be dead but I am still in love with her". Aye. I may have to actually see this movie ... ... ...

    • @NVanHiker
      @NVanHiker ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Year and a half and her favorite pyjamas still hang on the door. The fleece ones with the penguins. Sigh.

    • @dallassukerkin6878
      @dallassukerkin6878 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@NVanHiker Aye. My wife's dressing gown is still there on the bedroom door - ten years and three months.
      Your love didn't die, my friend and it never will but we have to learn how to live, or at least pretend well enough to fool everyone else. She had of me a promise, before she left, that I would not rush to join her before my time and I am a man of my word ... but I am counting the days. One day I shall see her again and all will be well once more.
      Ten years on and that's all it took to have me in tears again.

    • @NVanHiker
      @NVanHiker ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dallassukerkin6878 'Dressing gown' - we must both be Brit heritage, lol.

    • @martyevanson8661
      @martyevanson8661 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can understand!my wife suddenly passed away in June of last year after 33years of being married! Gotta do what you gotta do

    • @dalej.1751
      @dalej.1751 ปีที่แล้ว

      If it makes you feel better, just know that likely your wife wasn't that into you. Based on many experiences and observations.

  • @timholmes8395
    @timholmes8395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I think that its ironic both of acted together in a relationship/sexual thing in the movie Armageddon, and they were a good fit there as well

  • @garylawrence7547
    @garylawrence7547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    A very convincing young lady.

  • @Nickname_42
    @Nickname_42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Sexual intercourse is like eating. Most of the meals you forget.

    • @RunDub
      @RunDub 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If they're low quality meals. Ha!

    • @allansheets9031
      @allansheets9031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not if you lick the plate clean

    • @turcoboshnak
      @turcoboshnak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not if you were in an open buffet (group sex)

  • @AM-br4ix
    @AM-br4ix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Liv Tyler is SO BEAUTIFUL here!!!

  • @personne7542
    @personne7542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This a dream sequence, right?

  • @ravikr5819
    @ravikr5819 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    God bless that woman 🥺 such a helping nature 💗

  • @pardeepkullar
    @pardeepkullar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    He's a rocket man
    Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone, 4 times a week

  • @randysweet404
    @randysweet404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    7 years, that's where I'm at! Embarrassing

  • @KelvinTurner-nl4xp
    @KelvinTurner-nl4xp 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    LOL!!!! Never saw this movie. Straight but Ben was very good looking. Of course, I ALWAYS knew Liv was....and HOLY CRAP-I once went 7 years

  • @JamesSmith-ry3ox
    @JamesSmith-ry3ox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This is such BS. pretty girls don't have to ask a guy for it, they have their choice.

    • @ianmunday7574
      @ianmunday7574 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guess she was only asking him because she realised Wow, it's Ben Affleck..!😄

  • @Erlisch1337
    @Erlisch1337 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    where do I find women like this

    • @hydrogenneon
      @hydrogenneon หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Just in movies ....

  • @michaelsanon9361
    @michaelsanon9361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    If only it was that easy 😭😭😭

  • @steevewhitehead1416
    @steevewhitehead1416 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I've known women who hardly stop rubbing it. LOL.

  • @ericjohnson6665
    @ericjohnson6665 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Man cannot live on porn alone" - a worthy thought, but some of us don't have any other honorable choice. A wife with whom one is committed to, but unable to physically tolerate intercourse anymore due to infirmity, precludes being with any other actual women.
    But then, I decided a long time ago not to be dependent on a woman for my sexual satisfaction. It's nice, preferable even, but not essential.
    Exhibit A: from Woody Allen to his therapist: "she almost never wants to have sex, only 2 times per week." Conversely, she tells her therapist: "he constantly wants to have sex, at least 2 times per week." Apt.

  • @MegaSkills9
    @MegaSkills9 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    OMG...I would take her up on her offer immediately. 😲

  • @williamhudson8493
    @williamhudson8493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Only in the movies

  • @44buudog92
    @44buudog92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Man can't leave on porn alone 🤣🤣🤣

    • @gregorygant4242
      @gregorygant4242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But with Liv Tyler he comes close !

  • @user-wu4bo1hz3p
    @user-wu4bo1hz3p 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    She made a pretty good point there at the end. Logical thinker. Adds to the hotness.

  • @bestopinion9257
    @bestopinion9257 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yep, you don't "play" for years and an angel will arrive to save you. Soo realistic.

  • @MichaelSSmith-hs5pw
    @MichaelSSmith-hs5pw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Steven Tyler’s baby girl talkin’ about playing with herself? I wouldn’t think she’d have to!
    😛👅😍👀

  • @BadMannerKorea
    @BadMannerKorea ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It's very very rare this would ever happen, and to be honest, if a girl did that I'd be kind of worried of getting a disease.

    • @howtodoitdude1662
      @howtodoitdude1662 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The girl wouldn’t be as cute either.

    • @sandal_thong8631
      @sandal_thong8631 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was just thinking that. Some comedian women were saying (seriously) that HPV is endemic in NYC.

    • @MarkHogan994
      @MarkHogan994 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sandal_thong8631 It's kind of endemic everywhere.

  • @JohnPaul-hk6dc
    @JohnPaul-hk6dc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Man can't live by porn alone.. .

    • @redicecreamcone7546
      @redicecreamcone7546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      been putting that one to the test for over 22 years

    • @DekuStickGamer
      @DekuStickGamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Me who’s turning 24 without ever touching a girl once:
      “Reality is often disappointing”

    • @pagodebregaeforro2803
      @pagodebregaeforro2803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DekuStickGamer pay a girl, dude. If you care.

  • @hundaolatew2556
    @hundaolatew2556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Me on an alternate universe...

  • @PaulSterling
    @PaulSterling ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have a total crush on Liv Tyler...

  • @dimis2140
    @dimis2140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Pretty and not drunk, NOT in a million years! Only in Hollywood!

  • @joaovaranda4759
    @joaovaranda4759 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    No means No...unless you're the woman.

  • @Stevieboyfpv
    @Stevieboyfpv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    God make my life a movie 😂😂😂

  • @dondouglass6415
    @dondouglass6415 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Can I meet a lady like that? Please.... 😢 Huzzah!

  • @Kriegerdammerung
    @Kriegerdammerung 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This film will not be understood by the newer generations. They will simply couldn't imagine a life without social media.

  • @Mushruums
    @Mushruums 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Twice per day seems normal

  • @granand
    @granand 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why my life writers didn't think about this script for me ?

  • @farmsgrace341
    @farmsgrace341 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    How can you say no to Liv?

  • @goodingwashington6099
    @goodingwashington6099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "A man cannot live on porn alone" - really!!??

  • @mikeyluk5113
    @mikeyluk5113 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thanks to Todd Rundgren for raising this girl!

  • @humility-righteous-giving
    @humility-righteous-giving 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i haven't had sex in 35 years ,i never had sex

    • @rajarshiish
      @rajarshiish 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well i am 38 and same here.

    • @adrianthoroughgood1191
      @adrianthoroughgood1191 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was considering making such a comment but for me it was only 31 years before that changed. Not for want of trying, I was just bad at talking to women. I would recommend against deliberately waiting or not trying. It's good to get a variety of experiences in life. You don't want to end up in an unhappy marriage wondering what you're missing out on.

  • @nutandboltguy3720
    @nutandboltguy3720 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I actually liked this movie.

  • @namechamps
    @namechamps ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Of all the things that never happened this never happened the most.

    • @Thenogomogo-zo3un
      @Thenogomogo-zo3un 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hollyweird at it again. Man gets offered sex after not getting any for 7 years from hot girl.
      You have entered.....
      The 'No way' Zone

  • @michaelversant8401
    @michaelversant8401 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He cant go because he already came :)

  • @PavanKumar-ft5hi
    @PavanKumar-ft5hi ปีที่แล้ว +8

    God I wish I had a friend like that.

  • @batuhanbatuhan6445
    @batuhanbatuhan6445 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Liv tyler hollywood's idea of the dream woman of 30+ long term single men.

  • @carlporter
    @carlporter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    It should be that easy. And masturbation should be that frequent. Of course, there is no details on how to do it, but throwing it out there that normal people are allowed to enjoy their bodies is a healthy thing to point out in a movie. Wish we were also allowed to teach how to do it without embarrassment, but that's an X-rated movie.

  • @Brewdiss
    @Brewdiss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If Not love, then what? Imagine knowing that there is a Heaven. A place where you are totally understood.
    🤘😎

  • @Aaryush
    @Aaryush ปีที่แล้ว +15

    She turned into a whole new girl after removing the glasses ❤

  • @stevepoe3667
    @stevepoe3667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    LIV IS SO GORGEOUS!!!

  • @Crystal_G_1989
    @Crystal_G_1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The woman trying to save the guy from fapping addiction.

  • @MrZZooh
    @MrZZooh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This is every single guy's dream. Only if real life was just like this movie. You message 20 girls online and don't even get 1 response back.

  • @Brevo77
    @Brevo77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is why Aragon hung out in Rivendell

  • @Mr.Unkempt
    @Mr.Unkempt 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Is this another reality?? Because this doesn't happen in my reality. 🤣

  • @danwatkins3044
    @danwatkins3044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Princess Leia try princess of the elves

  • @JourneyLife
    @JourneyLife 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You'd have to be gay to say no to Liv Tyler. I mean super gay.

  • @spuriouseffect
    @spuriouseffect 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm gonna start telling women that I've been celibate for 7 years! Women? Hello? Dammit!

    • @pagodebregaeforro2803
      @pagodebregaeforro2803 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😄

    • @TheBazino
      @TheBazino ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah go ahead and try. All you will get is a lot of "you loser, BYEEEEEEEEE" yelling. Movies are fantasy man.

  • @MrJakeasaur98
    @MrJakeasaur98 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    One does not simply turn down such a proposal from Liv Tyler.

  • @robertlackey7212
    @robertlackey7212 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I have had 3 woman throw them selves at me like this. They all had STD's (I turned them down because I felt at the time "this doesn't feel right" I found out later why , if it doesn't feel right don't do it)

    • @robertlackey7212
      @robertlackey7212 ปีที่แล้ว

      I forgot , it was 4 times !

    • @irw4350
      @irw4350 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've also had 4 do this - I did three of them - the other was just no, no, no............ Run !
      (and none of them looked like Liv Tyler.... but in the desert you're going to drink ANY water right ?? )

    • @robertlackey7212
      @robertlackey7212 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@irw4350 Hell no ! I would rather be thirsty than have AIDS.

    • @marialareinabirtas2514
      @marialareinabirtas2514 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @ricksaunders8074
    @ricksaunders8074 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    And thats why this movie sucked
    Other then Ben Affleck
    being a horrible actor

  • @battlehenge4
    @battlehenge4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    And then he wakes up to his alarm.

    • @Thenogomogo-zo3un
      @Thenogomogo-zo3un 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      To the tune of 'I got you Babe' on the radio. Empty bed.

  • @Schrodinger_
    @Schrodinger_ ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This being a 90s comedy, I was half expecting him to say "it has been a _really_ long time. Almost 2 months now." And her gasping in shock and saying "holy shit, are you all right, man? Have you been to the hospital lately? We might have to put you on suicide watch!"

  • @StaticBlaster
    @StaticBlaster ปีที่แล้ว +23

    lol. I love this movie. Liv Tyler is hilarious in this role.

    • @marthastones4053
      @marthastones4053 ปีที่แล้ว

      Name of the movie

    • @StaticBlaster
      @StaticBlaster ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@marthastones4053 Seriously? It's in the video title. "Jersey Girl"

  • @tieshafranzen6686
    @tieshafranzen6686 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Watching a woman beg a man to go home and sleep with her. This does not come off as realistic at any way shape or form. I hated this movie with a passion. It was so stupid. I could not get through the first 30 Minutes it's simply terrible

  • @Vensuade
    @Vensuade ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Holy cow! This almost happened to me last week, there’s this really cute girl In college that i have a crush on, but i never told her, yet we were looking at one another each day we cross each other. Fast foward one year later, she started talking to me, we talked, she was single then, i was single then, i was too scared to make a move, she was taken, had an on and off vibe with her, she thought i was not interested, I started conversating with her last week, she took my phone and saved her contacts, still with her boyfriend but would talk to me than her boyfriend, told her I’m still single, she wants to take me out to eat and movies and stuff, i said cool, we texted last night and wished i came over to her place because the rain was setting on a "cuddling" mood, problem is I don’t know what’s her intention with me if she’s still with him

    • @irw4350
      @irw4350 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jeez - I've bought shorter paperbacks than this

    • @hritikgahlot19
      @hritikgahlot19 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think she is interested in you or she is playing you i think it's the former than the later though 😉

    • @johanndaart7326
      @johanndaart7326 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2 years of crushing on a girl? It's brutal. It's just pure pain bro

    • @kevinplumridge4258
      @kevinplumridge4258 ปีที่แล้ว

      You only live once. Worth a try?

    • @AB-ej3ye
      @AB-ej3ye ปีที่แล้ว

      Go for her man! Stop mental and physical masturbation…

  • @Johnrider1234
    @Johnrider1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2008. Federal reserve fraud. Banker bailouts. 30 trillion dollars

  • @boscochang
    @boscochang 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    'Men cannot live on porn alone' XD

    • @sibusisogumede
      @sibusisogumede 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm porn..dering on this🙃😉😊😇

  • @HanxHeez
    @HanxHeez ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm over eight years, also since my wife died...

  • @SvTrilogyDoug
    @SvTrilogyDoug 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    She wouldn't have to ask me twice.