Why has no one invaded Canada since 1812?

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  • @ronja_geo
    @ronja_geo  ปีที่แล้ว +281

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    • @RomeGod177
      @RomeGod177 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Question? Why hasn't the US invaded Canada? It wouldn't be that hard too.

    • @canadiancowboy75
      @canadiancowboy75 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't forget recognizing the Crown as head of State Canada is a member of 57 common wealth countries, an attack on it would be the same as on Britain or of the any of those other nations and would require all of them come together to defend.

    • @robertcottam8824
      @robertcottam8824 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@canadiancowboy75
      On past history, the Canadians wouldn't need help. The USA has invaded six or seven times and got sha* out every time.

    • @robertcottam8824
      @robertcottam8824 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RomeGod177
      The USA has invaded Canada multiple times. It didn't turn out very well.
      Afterall, 'Murcans don't exactly have a successful track record as invaders. Ask any Vietnamese, Afghan, Somali, Lebanese, Iraqi, North Korean, Canadian, Philippino...

    • @corrinflakes9659
      @corrinflakes9659 ปีที่แล้ว

      ⁠@@RomeGod177 in what context exactly? Today, US isn’t picking fights next door anymore, especially with globalist perspectives and how much the US themselves have painted Canada as peaceful, there’d be poor rallying for a peaceful enemy and simply highly unrealistic. Pre-WW2/UN in alternate historical scenarios, well then you’re dealing with a Canada that was ready for Geneva “Suggestion Defiances”. The Geneva Convention has many articles based on WW1 Canadian war crimes.

  • @Walt97
    @Walt97 ปีที่แล้ว +1571

    Bro attacking Canada is like kicking a son of MMA fighter, whose whole family is masters in martial arts

    • @nothonourablecanadian
      @nothonourablecanadian ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Confirmed

    • @robertcottam8824
      @robertcottam8824 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Canadians are very hard.
      Ask the Germans, Americans...

    • @hiddendagger7291
      @hiddendagger7291 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@robertcottam8824 lol doesn't matter if it weren't for USA Canada would've been in very tough situation

    • @robertcottam8824
      @robertcottam8824 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@hiddendagger7291
      When was that? 😭😭😭
      Canadians are roughty-toughty.
      They haven't lost a war yet.
      I'm British, by the way, and my country knows a thing or two about war.
      If man-to-man, regiment-to-regiment... tough folk - such as Afghans or Vietnamese or Somalis - were asked to face Canadians, Aussies, Kiwis or Canucks... they might think twice.
      Get real. No one's arsed about scrapping wi' Yanks!😉

    • @wiseandstrong3386
      @wiseandstrong3386 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ​@@robertcottam8824 Americans are tougher than Brits and Canadians😂😂😂 Canada has been carried in every way they've fought in and the Brits couldn't beat the Americans

  • @truthbetold1855
    @truthbetold1855 ปีที่แล้ว +6087

    The United States is sitting right here.. thats it.

    • @bobhotpocket1875
      @bobhotpocket1875 ปีที่แล้ว +737

      Ikr, all he had to do was say America is Canada's neighbor and then just end the video lol. Nothing else matters at all.

    • @jefferson5772
      @jefferson5772 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      didn't usa tired to invade Canada and absolutely lost💀

    • @PatrioticVibes
      @PatrioticVibes ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@seldomseenn the white House looking crispy, also you guys only survived because Napoleon was being a dick

    • @sectionark2766
      @sectionark2766 ปีที่แล้ว +358

      ​@@jefferson5772 canda tried the same thing and lost which resulted in a draw

    • @Crimson_Red972
      @Crimson_Red972 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@seldomseenn New Orleans was a Battle fought after a peace treaty was signed. No Canadians on the British side of the battle

  • @AbysmalRapture
    @AbysmalRapture 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1272

    Other nation: *threatens Canada*
    U.S.A.: Don't touch my hat

    • @Maquo
      @Maquo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Why doesn’t this have any comemnts yet?!

    • @gottplays1929
      @gottplays1929 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@MaquoIdk

    • @NapoleonicMan1805
      @NapoleonicMan1805 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Witch hat

    • @neonwolfstudios8942
      @neonwolfstudios8942 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      I cackled and now the walls are staring at me

    • @TheBanannMan
      @TheBanannMan 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I think we make a pretty good hat

  • @goromajima8396
    @goromajima8396 ปีที่แล้ว +3054

    United states and United Kingdom: Dont fuck with our boy

    • @tesseract2365
      @tesseract2365 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Canada existed as an entity before the USA. So Americans are more like Canadians brother or cousin.

    • @lechocolat3783
      @lechocolat3783 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      ​@@tesseract2365 That's not true. Both Canada and the U.S are basically a result of French and British colonization of North America around the same time in the early 1600s. But yeah, they're basically sister countries.

    • @tesseract2365
      @tesseract2365 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@lechocolat3783 British Canada purchased most of the land that was to become the USA. The Louisiana purchase was during a time when Canada was firmly established but the USA wasn't an idea yet.

    • @kanjobanzo7321
      @kanjobanzo7321 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@tesseract2365 Louisiana purchase was made by Thomas Jefferson as the President of the United States in 1804. Wdym the U.S wasn’t an idea yet?

    • @GameEr445
      @GameEr445 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I don’t care about any of this just please protect me

  • @nightfallreviews1533
    @nightfallreviews1533 ปีที่แล้ว +1337

    Even if the USA disliked Canada it would step in to save it because they wouldn’t want a strong foreign military presence at their borders

    • @patrickisebola6390
      @patrickisebola6390 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      It’s awesome Canada 🇨🇦 🍁 has the United States 🇺🇸 by their side. Somehow, if Russia 🇷🇺 wanted to invade Canada 🇨🇦 🍁, the would have support from the United States 🇺🇸

    • @thewhitedeath3642
      @thewhitedeath3642 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ​@@patrickisebola6390 why woud russia invade canada

    • @czerky1091
      @czerky1091 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      ​@@thewhitedeath3642 idk,maybe to have control of the arctic

    • @nightfallreviews1533
      @nightfallreviews1533 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@patrickisebola6390 i think that would be a bit unlikely unless Russia took control of Scandinavia, Iceland, and the UK which is very unlikely

    • @user-madmax4672
      @user-madmax4672 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@thewhitedeath3642 syrup
      /j

  • @10thFatuiHarbinger
    @10thFatuiHarbinger 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +289

    Invades Canada
    Canada: “Don’t make me add to the Geneva Convention.”

    • @_Ghostrider99
      @_Ghostrider99 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      This might be one of the best comments 😂

    • @hes1shot671
      @hes1shot671 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      You mean suggestions?

    • @ghostsniper12126
      @ghostsniper12126 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      It's the Geneva wishlist... and everyone knows we are more than willing to add to the list lol

    • @flyingrobotduck
      @flyingrobotduck หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The Canadian flag is a maple leaf the color of blood, I think that's meant to scare off potential invaders.

    • @JohnDoesStuff11
      @JohnDoesStuff11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      As a Canadian I know exactly what you mean by this comment most others won’t but that’s what the list is for

  • @deadrabbit457
    @deadrabbit457 ปีที่แล้ว +2227

    *Somebody pushes Canada*
    America: *Plays Fortunate Son*

    • @twinslife1563ferev
      @twinslife1563ferev ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Russia: *running as fast as he can*

    • @macycriesforribs
      @macycriesforribs ปีที่แล้ว +61

      ​@@twinslife1563ferev NATO: is running towards Russias face while United States is running towards Russia's back

    • @qubed8465
      @qubed8465 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Canada has the beta geography in the world because the only east way in is through America

    • @macycriesforribs
      @macycriesforribs ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@qubed8465 also because of America's geography it's hard to invade it also like Canada in the United States it's hard to invade because it's surrounded by Pacific in the Atlantic Ocean

    • @qubed8465
      @qubed8465 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@macycriesforribs yep Americia just has a little less mointains and is well more livable than Canada which means less hostile. But I would put it as number 2 on best geography

  • @venckute2
    @venckute2 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    anybody: *hits canada*
    USA: “And I took that personally.”

    • @Mini_Animation-zh2qc
      @Mini_Animation-zh2qc 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      "You have chosen... Death."

    • @Ronin777z
      @Ronin777z 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      We might not always get along perfectly but when push comes to shove the US will always stand up for its brother

    • @entertainmentfan1463
      @entertainmentfan1463 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Ronin777z "We might not always get along perfectly but when push comes to shove the US will always stand up for its brother"
      LOL USA tried invading Canada in 1812 and it resulted in Canada going into Washington DC and burning the capital, including the White House, to the ground.
      USA don't give a crap about Canada, but considering the last time the two countries fought resulted in the US getting their asses beat, they never tried it again.

    • @UnitedCountrysofAmeica
      @UnitedCountrysofAmeica หลายเดือนก่อน

      Only USA can invade Canada

  • @hmmmerm
    @hmmmerm 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +297

    Also... The geese are crazy.

    • @cutekittenbsp1293
      @cutekittenbsp1293 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      lol

    • @derfderfson
      @derfderfson 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Cobra Chickens

    • @waynesmith6942
      @waynesmith6942 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      And we won that war aswell. Sorry about your white house.

    • @NicholasVetter-sy8io
      @NicholasVetter-sy8io 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      "Where you're going is the only place where the geese chase you."
      -Jeff Goldblum

    • @actual_doge3221
      @actual_doge3221 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Meese

  • @jim6690
    @jim6690 ปีที่แล้ว +2307

    It's probably because Canada is so innocuous that any aggressor state has forgotten its there.

    • @noah766
      @noah766 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Not nice lmao we chose to think it’s not there

    • @burntbuddha44
      @burntbuddha44 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      ​@@noah766 rich coming from an american

    • @laars2233
      @laars2233 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ​@KillThrottle absolutely not 😂 not in money, neither in culture nor in anything else

    • @ugothmpzed7043
      @ugothmpzed7043 ปีที่แล้ว

      Canadians are war criminals lol

    • @03Pii
      @03Pii ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@laars2233 the US is pretty rich in culture dunno about the other stuff though, richest country albeit high poverty rate.

  • @lucky587sergeant5
    @lucky587sergeant5 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    Nobody’s talking about how he absolutely butchered Canada’s flag

    • @Whoseknownasthis
      @Whoseknownasthis ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ik

    • @Leonidasthe2nd
      @Leonidasthe2nd ปีที่แล้ว +14

      SRSLY

    • @nothonourablecanadian
      @nothonourablecanadian ปีที่แล้ว +7

      IKR

    • @strawberri_.swxrlzz
      @strawberri_.swxrlzz ปีที่แล้ว +6

      BRO

    • @peterkilbridge6523
      @peterkilbridge6523 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I disliked the new flag when Lester Pearson first trotted it out, but I have grown to like it. Simple, clear design uncluttered by lions and harps and other European heraldic doodads. Best of all: the French can't hate it. 🇨🇦 If you care about Canadian unity, this should matter to you.

  • @nathangrey6236
    @nathangrey6236 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    UK: Don't touch my son
    USA: He's still my brother

    • @Roblox_mrtomas
      @Roblox_mrtomas 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Australia: My Little Sister is below me
      New zealand: I am lonely down here 😔

    • @PB-2K
      @PB-2K 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      France: Hello, Brother.
      UK: -

    • @plauxx
      @plauxx 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Denmark: And i took that personally

  • @FjordIsntAGamer
    @FjordIsntAGamer ปีที่แล้ว +397

    Fun fact: Canada makes so much electricity it gives some to the USA

    • @Cutthecamerasdeadass1899
      @Cutthecamerasdeadass1899 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Thank you❤

    • @UNSCPILOT
      @UNSCPILOT ปีที่แล้ว +35

      As a resident of BC near quite a few hydro electric dams, I've even toured in them, it's wicked awesome to listen to the roar of the generators big enough to provide that much power, more so when you look up and down the river at the chain of other dams all adding to that, each a behemoth structure in it's own right with some being fairly new and others over 100 years old but modernized enough to keep rocking on
      The clean air we have thanks to a zero need for coal or oil powerplants is just a bonus

    • @gokuetavinaeseria
      @gokuetavinaeseria ปีที่แล้ว +21

      🇺🇸🤝🇨🇦

    • @x-Phoenix_.A
      @x-Phoenix_.A ปีที่แล้ว +17

      thanks for the electricity mate 🫶🏽

    • @wuzgoanon9373
      @wuzgoanon9373 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Shocking news.
      Get it?

  • @Yoitscaivaxthemolotovfox
    @Yoitscaivaxthemolotovfox ปีที่แล้ว +787

    Canada: gets invaded
    America: hippity hoppity get off my friend’s property
    EDIT holy shit 511 likes damn guys

    • @missmeklio
      @missmeklio ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@JJnSFarmswe still have pretty good military in Canada, although I admit USA’s military is more stronger!

    • @strawberri_.swxrlzz
      @strawberri_.swxrlzz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "my ass has an itch, wrong decision bit-"

    • @Synfunyz69
      @Synfunyz69 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@missmeklio I agree

    • @Canadianempire
      @Canadianempire ปีที่แล้ว

      @@missmeklioSame

    • @iamaloafofbread8926
      @iamaloafofbread8926 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ​@missmeklio Anyone who touches our maple syrup makers, get liberated from their government

  • @Samaru163
    @Samaru163 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +203

    If anyone tries to invade Canada, they'll be reminded why we were the most feared soldiers in both World Wars.

    • @The_Metriacanthosaurus
      @The_Metriacanthosaurus 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      Ikr!!!
      I don’t get why a lot of people forget that Canadians were feared among Nazis.

    • @tyronemaroney335
      @tyronemaroney335 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      That and it would really piss off the gun nuts in the south. Lmfao

    • @tyronemaroney335
      @tyronemaroney335 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@Metriacanthosaurus_official the first ww they went a little easier in the second not by much though.lol

    • @sav-tl5pp
      @sav-tl5pp 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Remember:
      it's only a war crime the second time

    • @davelewis9439
      @davelewis9439 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nope. USA is the only reason. Yes, we are great warriors. Both of them. Is the tank working today?
      Trudy would rather spend the tax dollars buying votes than supporting our military or vets. Embarrassing

  • @Blitzkers99
    @Blitzkers99 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    USA: Did you say Oil?

    • @Hello-vi1xl
      @Hello-vi1xl ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Oh yeah it’s actually all up North and there’s no easy way to get there so nobody really cares

    • @Eeve3_Lord
      @Eeve3_Lord ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah. But these people we buy it from

    • @toadcoma3114
      @toadcoma3114 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They would even risk invading Canada for oil

    • @Eeve3_Lord
      @Eeve3_Lord ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@toadcoma3114 waste of time to invade your neighbor that you're buddies with and buy the stuff from anyway

    • @BackInNam2836
      @BackInNam2836 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Say less 😂

  • @Cantstoptheatrain123
    @Cantstoptheatrain123 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    As a Canadian the beaver and the bald eagle are best buddies

    • @reverseflashfacts6093
      @reverseflashfacts6093 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It’s more or less brothers at this point

    • @devilsadvocate243
      @devilsadvocate243 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @TommoBoiYo Most Canadians are, don't let shit on the internet convince you otherwise. We only like to make fun of you guys because we're so alike.
      We still find a lot of your culture weird as fuck though lol

    • @SappyDuder
      @SappyDuder 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@TommoBoiYounfortunately, their social policies do actually affect us. Because of how big news networks tends to work, Canadians hear a lot about American policies. Some political parties in Canada (*cough* Conservative *cough*) are trying to adopt negative policies that America has made. Canada used to be one of the safest places to be 2SLGBT, but not anymore. The conservative party has made one of their running promises to remove the rights of trans people that have been in place in Canada for a few years already, all because of the American anti-trans bills being passed.
      You must not keep up with Canadian news and policies if you think that social issues in the states don't affect Canada

    • @tommycoolatta6533
      @tommycoolatta6533 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And the beaver has teeth that can easily tear through the bald eagles throat, but it chooses not to do so because it just doesn't feel like it.

    • @Cantstoptheatrain123
      @Cantstoptheatrain123 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@SappyDuder As a Canadian I agree with you. Treadeau needs to go immediately. That sh!t stain is the reason why Toronto isn't beautiful anymore. Ever since he has been here, there has been homeless people living near the precious CN Tower, in bus shuttles etc. Treadeau pretends that homelessness doesn't exist in his country. And instead of helping the homeless, he donates billions of dollars for Ukraine and Isreal. Treadeau justs wants to be like America. There is one thing I didn't agree with. I believe Treadeau has made Canada MORE safe for SLGTBQ people.

  • @janedelhoff8201
    @janedelhoff8201 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Pov you invade Canada : War crime mod active

    • @Shsy7573
      @Shsy7573 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      It ain’t a war crime the first time ;)

    • @swap6964
      @swap6964 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      ​@@Shsy7573it ain't a war crime if you do it before it becomes ones😂

    • @rislingpodiumperformance
      @rislingpodiumperformance 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      War crimes is just the balance patch to nerf canada

    • @michealbeaudry8776
      @michealbeaudry8776 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Not Geneva Conventions but more so Geneva Suggestions .. . lol we just use it as a checklist really .. lol

    • @JD_10
      @JD_10 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It aint a war crime if you had fun ;))

  • @brettster6710
    @brettster6710 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    In short: Canadians are one of the nicest people ever and if you F with them your entire army will perish

    • @Redfoxjack
      @Redfoxjack ปีที่แล้ว

      Also that nice person happens to be a literal psychopath as two world wars, Korea one trip to somalia and the list of fucked up shit JTF2 has done show

    • @martin7473
      @martin7473 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ABSOLUTLY

    • @kaosuri
      @kaosuri 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      reminds me of the christmas truce in WW1 where canada didn't want the truce and still killed those around 🗿

    • @robertcottam8824
      @robertcottam8824 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@kaosuri
      Hmmm. I could be wrong and - given my admiration for Canadian soldiers in both world wars I WANT to be wrong - but I don’t think that there were any Canadian formations on the Western Front in December ‘14.
      All Brit regulars and territorials at that stage. I don’t think your wonderful fighting men - and the superb Lahore Division - arrived until February’15.
      Best wishes.
      Happy to be wrong though. You certainly arrived three and a half years before the Yanks, though.

    • @coleallen9878
      @coleallen9878 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@robertcottam8824we joined a couple years after

  • @dalehunt8107
    @dalehunt8107 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    And lets not forget the USA is their neighbor.

    • @ayaanbasu9804
      @ayaanbasu9804 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Let's also not forget they tried to invade Canada and got Lost too.

    • @jonharrison3114
      @jonharrison3114 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@ayaanbasu9804 let’s not forget that one time 2 centuries ago that nobody cares about it’s really important

    • @Whopper83
      @Whopper83 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ​@@ayaanbasu9804 I agree let's not forget something 2 centuries ago when Canada was protected by one of the worlds superpowers at the time and the US was a absolute shell of it's current self

    • @craig7405
      @craig7405 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ayaanbasu9804 invading a country is very difficult, especially countries like canada and the us. neither would be able to invade the other

    • @ayaanbasu9804
      @ayaanbasu9804 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @ok7913 Still losed against in afganistan and Vietnam. I ain't saying Us is Weak But it ain't Perfect.

  • @Ryan-bq5qh
    @Ryan-bq5qh 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    Canada: *gets invaded*
    America: Don't touch my hat.
    UK: Oh no! My boy!
    Germany: Trust me bro. You're gonna regret that.
    Canada: *pulls out Geneva Suggestion list*

    • @swap6964
      @swap6964 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Suggestion list is an accurate description

  • @andrewringuette4426
    @andrewringuette4426 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    As a Canadian it is all about geography. It’s completely impossible that’s why our military is so small. That being said our Navy and Airforce should be 3 to 4 times the size it is now but that’s a pipe dream. The US would loose it if someone touched us. Only because they don’t want unfriendliness on their border. That’s it.

    • @davestewart1656
      @davestewart1656 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Our Navy consists of two Quebecois dudes in a Coleman canoe with a bow and arrow.
      And they share one paddle.

    • @speezuss
      @speezuss ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@davestewart1656 and a few beavers getting wood for a couple guys from alberta on a fishing boat to light on fire and toss at the enemy

    • @Brendonforgoop
      @Brendonforgoop ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Maybe from a presidents or generals point of view, but as an American I know if Canada was somehow invaded the us would rush to it’s aid in an instant mainly because the vast majority of Americans love Canada and wouldn’t let anyone fw our hat

    • @cohengamertv6548
      @cohengamertv6548 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Our airforce is literally geese

    • @x-Phoenix_.A
      @x-Phoenix_.A ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ...also because we love canadians and we don’t want to see them harmed?

  • @jimmytrex0920
    @jimmytrex0920 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Short answer from a Canadian:
    We’ve made so many allies that even if someone tried we’d just ask for help and we’d get it.

    • @tyronemaroney335
      @tyronemaroney335 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wouldn't even need them big brother to the south would unleash hell upon anyone stupid enough to try 😂😂😂

    • @HEYLETZPLAYZ
      @HEYLETZPLAYZ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Canada also is not a stranger to committing war crimes

    • @swap6964
      @swap6964 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@HEYLETZPLAYZyeah we don't talk about ww1

    • @wdf_skar
      @wdf_skar 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@HEYLETZPLAYZ no no, not warcrimes, thery weren't crimes yet. No stranger to _making_ warcrimes

    • @daverhoden445
      @daverhoden445 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@wdf_skar People keep saying Canadians are nice. Canadians aren't nice. We're polite. Just ask the Geneva Suggestions List.

  • @Blight225
    @Blight225 ปีที่แล้ว +1384

    Because invading Canada is like trying to hit a little kid in front of his 6’10 370 pound dad who carries a gun and is a strongman.

    • @robertcottam8824
      @robertcottam8824 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Hmmm. If the 'big guy' analogy refers to the USA, then maybe it's time to remind you that the Canadians are a bit harder than the 'big guy'.
      The USA mainly loses wars. Canada doesn't.
      Best wishes

    • @Blight225
      @Blight225 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      @@robertcottam8824 you also need to take into consideration how many wars.
      It’s like saying the little kid is stronger because he never failed to carry 10 pounds and he only did it once.
      But the strongman has failed deadlifts, benches, squats dozens of times that are hundreds of pounds.

    • @robertcottam8824
      @robertcottam8824 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Blight225
      I take your point.
      But Canada has consistently carried WAY more than it's fair share in its own defence - and others. And that includes two world wars, for ALL of 'em.
      I can only speak as I find, of course. But Canadian soldiers have a MASSIVE reputation for valour and endurance among friend and foe.
      My grandad and great-uncles served with Canadians - and Anzacs too - in the first war. (Six out of eight great-uncles were killed, by the way, and grandad was at sea with The Grand Fleet). But Uncle Maurice LOVED the Canadians. He fought with 'em at Paschendaele in 1917. Maurice lost a leg there - whilst earning an MC - but never lost his utter respect for Canadian soldiers. When he told me, as a kid, that I should 'visit the Princess Patricia's' at The Menin Gate, I did.
      I've also visited sacred, Newfoundland ground at Beaumont-Hamel...
      Of course, I've paid my respects to glorious, American dead in The Argonne, too. But there's (baldly-put) not very many of 'em.
      More to follow...

    • @robertcottam8824
      @robertcottam8824 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Blight225
      Compared with the sheer scale of sacrifice, of the Canadians in WW1, the USA's sacrifice was very small, sad to say.
      And then when you visit Verdun, or Chemin Des Dames and witness the sacrifice of the French...
      Well there you are... I hope you've noticed that I haven't mentioned the sacrifice made by my own countrymen... That's not for me to say....

    • @robertcottam8824
      @robertcottam8824 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Blight225
      Second war? Dad was in from the start; 1939. Joined the RAF rather than his university straight after his 18th birthday...
      Lost an eye within six months. Good because I wouldn't be here, otherwise.
      Spent the years 40-43 'training other folk to die' as he put it, sadly and modestly. He 'trained the trainers', essentially because the war lacked folk who'd had experience of aerial combat who were still alive by late 1940.
      So he trained 'posh' English blokes, Aussies, Kiwis, Czechs, Poles, Americans, Canadians (both Anglo and French)...
      Whom did dad rate the most highly? ALL OF THEM is the short answer... Quotes, in double speech marks, are extracts from dad's correspondence, which I still cherish.
      In rough order, from memory
      1) New Zealanders because "they were the toughest, most skilful and disciplined (think All Blacks rugby team)."
      2) Australians - because "they were the most independently-minded but, once missions were explained, they just 'got on with it did it, buried their dead and marched"
      3) Canadians. "More disciplined than the Aussies, but possessed less 'flair'" but "extraordinarily 'fine body of men who simply wouldn't give up"
      4) 'Czechs and Poles were just "lunatics' so we just had to let them get on with it. Loads of flair and élan. They just wanted to kill Germans."
      He had a relatively low opinion of 'posh' Brits and Americans, I'm afraid..."Thought they knew everything"... "Misplaced confidence"...."A lot of them died because they didn't seem to value their ears."
      Of course, dad went off to fight the Japs in mid '43 before your guys arrived in big numbers. But his opinions of Empire Troops were similarly forthright... He ADORED Gurkhas, Rajputs, Sikhs and Pathans... In fact, Pathans were his ultimate favourites...

  • @jimpachihaihachima1753
    @jimpachihaihachima1753 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    America has no reason to invade Canada, everything they have is open for business to us Americans. Sure we argue, but what siblings don't.

    • @BenDover-de7tf
      @BenDover-de7tf 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      It's a big brother little brother relationship, even if we argue we will have eachothers back if shit hits the fan lol

    • @Blaidd7542
      @Blaidd7542 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Also last time the US invaded Canada it failed disastrously.

    • @AstroWasUnavailable
      @AstroWasUnavailable 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Also, most of Canada is a frozen wasteland.

    • @agilemind6241
      @agilemind6241 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Indeed that is Canada's long-term strategy, anything of ours that the USA wants we will sell them b/c there's no way we could win a fight over it. It will be interesting in the next decades to see how this strategy will be applied to water.

    • @jimpachihaihachima1753
      @jimpachihaihachima1753 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@agilemind6241 I would hope the relation is out of mutual benefit and friendship and not fear.
      As far as water, as long as we have the mighty Mississippi, we're good... Though the west coast is always thirsty

  • @dmeads5663
    @dmeads5663 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    USA: Did you say oil?
    Canada: Yea
    USA: Can I buy some?
    Canada: Of course!
    USA: Friends!

    • @Skaisnanak
      @Skaisnanak 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Not even Canada, really just Alberta and Northern bc

  • @PrussianPoe
    @PrussianPoe ปีที่แล้ว +904

    As a Canadian, I can confirm that our pet eagle from the south protects us

  • @TheHobo_
    @TheHobo_ ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Europe: So you guys are friends?
    USA:Yes
    Canada:Yes
    Europe:why?
    Canada:because... convenience

    • @davestewart1656
      @davestewart1656 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Actually it's because our hockey players are all sleeper agents just waiting to be activated.

    • @Bannanaaan
      @Bannanaaan ปีที่แล้ว +15

      So we don’t burn your White House again😎😎

    • @WilliamRWarrenJr
      @WilliamRWarrenJr ปีที่แล้ว +23

      USA: "Are you serious? Have you ever tasted their hard ciders? Their maple syrup? Their poutine? Their *hospitality?"*

    • @martin7473
      @martin7473 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not friends but .. sometime we talk to those stupid. People in that shit hole south of canada border

    • @mrsillytacos
      @mrsillytacos ปีที่แล้ว

      ​​@@Bannanaaan So we don't massacre you in New Orleans, cope commie

  • @Avacodork
    @Avacodork 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    I think peopl are forgetting the fact that during war canadians are ruthless... alot of the geneva convention was made becuse of canadian soldiers.
    Not to mention canada has the fastest rate in building an army despite having a really small military the rest of the time.
    Also that one time the usa tried to take over? ...yeah...

  • @angadsingh1497-edits
    @angadsingh1497-edits ปีที่แล้ว +286

    Someone
    Tries to invade canada
    America: "I'll see you in Hell"

    • @princeimrahil6557
      @princeimrahil6557 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I have to say, your username and pfp are a very interesting combination

    • @angadsingh1497-edits
      @angadsingh1497-edits ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@princeimrahil6557 there are a perfect combo as user doesn't support LGBTQ😂

    • @Nadine_Martinez
      @Nadine_Martinez ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@rabbidcrazy787 massive W

    • @Nadine_Martinez
      @Nadine_Martinez ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@angadsingh1497-edits im gay

    • @rabbidcrazy787
      @rabbidcrazy787 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Nadine_Martinez Thanks.

  • @stonks1059
    @stonks1059 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Thanks to our neighbour uncle Sam 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 The US will not sit idly if Canada is invaded.

    • @Dioxazine_Stars
      @Dioxazine_Stars 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      We definitely will not :)

    • @masonhill5157
      @masonhill5157 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Hell honestly canada in war mode itself is a scary thing. think we would be like " Hold on US, let us have a go first before stepping in. "

  • @rainman6598
    @rainman6598 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    If anyone tries to invade Canada i think Canada might have to pull out the Geneva Checklist

  • @shadewolf0075
    @shadewolf0075 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Pretty much the only nation who could invade and overwhelm it quickly is on friendly terms with Canada

    • @Timathius17
      @Timathius17 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hm. Two nations with a similar level of military technology, one much smaller and "weaker" but with good defensive terrain. Stronger invades the other aiming for a quick victory, sounds similar to something Putin would like. Wars aren't always so simple.

    • @Whopper83
      @Whopper83 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@Timathius17 Ukraine has heavy support from the west and is the only reason they're still holding, if the US just blockades Canada from any supplies from the east they can win, Not to mention the US has a shit load better technology then Russia and can actually supply the front

    • @robertcottam8824
      @robertcottam8824 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Whopper83
      But darling, if 'Murca is so capable, why does it always lose wars?
      I mean - everytime...

    • @Whopper83
      @Whopper83 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@robertcottam8824 but darling, Does america border Afghanistan? Is Canada's territory all mountains? Don't act so smart when you have the IQ smaller than a giraffe's nose.

    • @Cloudcity20
      @Cloudcity20 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@robertcottam8824 times are completely different now. The US is fsr stronger then they were back then,always bringing up the past lol

  • @stargazer-elite
    @stargazer-elite ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Canada will never be invaded because they got their big brother and their father to protect them
    🇺🇸🤝🇨🇦🤝🇬🇧

    • @framergod69
      @framergod69 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      lol the UK would be speaking german if Canada hadn't kept them afloat until the USA got it in gear and joined the war any tough fight the english said hey Canada would you take this one I got something else to do

    • @stargazer-elite
      @stargazer-elite 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@framergod69 yeah and? That was back then times have changed some countries grew stronger, and others grew weaker

    • @CanadianBullFrog
      @CanadianBullFrog 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      One thing is certain. Never say never.

    • @frankfraser5907
      @frankfraser5907 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@stargazer-elite yea and canada has not grown weaker at all

  • @SCPFoundation5609
    @SCPFoundation5609 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Person: Invades Canada
    Canada: Oh no-
    America: You are about to die-
    Canada: Holdon I got this.
    *Enter_Warcrimes_Here*

  • @ANGEL-eh6pd
    @ANGEL-eh6pd ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Canada is the only country that never lost a war.

    • @KhalidAbdAlrahman1
      @KhalidAbdAlrahman1 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      they fought with america no? coalition forces fought together and pretty much lost a lot

    • @jondabon6522
      @jondabon6522 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@KhalidAbdAlrahman1pretty sure the Canadians burnt down the white house

    • @Lightgreen57
      @Lightgreen57 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@jondabon6522 it wasn’t canadiens it was the British

    • @jondabon6522
      @jondabon6522 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Lightgreen57 I mean it was called the dominion of Canada….

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan ปีที่แล้ว

      Not after its independence. It did burn down the White House, but they weren't officially independent by then. There are other countries that have never lost wars, though

  • @lordudahlvonvedhall3909
    @lordudahlvonvedhall3909 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Bro the Fire Emblem soundtrack 💀 Canada bout to be invaded by a big ass purple dragon

    • @Gyokko_Fan
      @Gyokko_Fan ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The demon king wants Canadá

    • @MorrisPXG
      @MorrisPXG ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Marth:Why I am in Canada

    • @strawberri_.swxrlzz
      @strawberri_.swxrlzz ปีที่แล้ว +3

      then bout to be be saved by a big ass freedom eagle

    • @Leegmus
      @Leegmus ปีที่แล้ว

      Roy, stop spreading anti-black speech in Canada, you're going to make Canada look racist

    • @isaiahdeboest6397
      @isaiahdeboest6397 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thought i was the only one😂😂😂😂

  • @Cleanstreams8387
    @Cleanstreams8387 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Any nation: *invades Canada*
    USA: canada, last chance you’ll get to use your war criminal experience

  • @TiredCanadianKB
    @TiredCanadianKB 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    there's also the fact that the geneva convention is essentially a geneva checklist. Canadian wartime motto: it ain't a war crime the first time

  • @plashsmfake
    @plashsmfake ปีที่แล้ว +96

    We will always help canada😊

    • @mai_play6598
      @mai_play6598 ปีที่แล้ว

      without allies
      no ships
      and no countryhuman gay ass cringe

    • @meowmeowbitch.
      @meowmeowbitch. ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i love USA

    • @mauricearpin7946
      @mauricearpin7946 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thank you my American friend 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @yungarty2913
      @yungarty2913 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      💯

    • @OmniSalamiOW
      @OmniSalamiOW ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yessir 🇨🇦🇺🇸

  • @psychoticmusic1
    @psychoticmusic1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

    He forgot to mention what Canadians did in 1915.....
    They turned the geneva convention into a checklist

    • @kameronmyles2013
      @kameronmyles2013 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      Turned it? Buddy, we created it. Ww2 we made the world add to it.
      You know shits rough when the nazis and japanese go "hey! Please stop.. no please thats against the rules.. FUCK HELP HEL-"

    • @robertstewart3325
      @robertstewart3325 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      That's not true... We just added a lot of new conventions. It's not a crime... until we make a precedence for it.
      "Give us back our POWs" Axis
      Canada: "What POWs? We didn't CAPTURE anyone..."

    • @psychoticmusic1
      @psychoticmusic1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I mean, it's not a war crime the first time

    • @hes1shot671
      @hes1shot671 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh yea the canned goods incident lol I wanna try that actually

  • @ahmedharajli189
    @ahmedharajli189 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    “Apart from the citizens being extremely friendly” that literally has nothing to do with it it’s just geography 💀

    • @AntoniusDace1278
      @AntoniusDace1278 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’s also untrue.

    • @shipsability
      @shipsability ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@AntoniusDace1278 i live in canada and i couldn't agree more. we're just like the united states, that's really it.. not gonna lie, we're overrated.

    • @AntoniusDace1278
      @AntoniusDace1278 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@shipsability The stereotype comes from Newfoundland.

    • @TaitLawrence-xl2xb
      @TaitLawrence-xl2xb ปีที่แล้ว +1

      During peactime yes, we are usually friendly but during WARTIME... Well just ask the Dead WW1 Germans that fought us.

    • @speezuss
      @speezuss ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shipsability you must live in a city bud, everyone is nice in the towns…. And most of the assholes are immigrants or raised by dummies. (I love immigrants that work and contribute but some groups of them literally start a new gang every month).

  • @a_currently_existing_person
    @a_currently_existing_person ปีที่แล้ว +57

    1800s be like:
    Canada: *has united states next to it and has the most peaceful history*
    Mexico: *has united states next to it and is gearing up to invade it*

    • @gamexsimmonds3581
      @gamexsimmonds3581 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      In 1812 the USA did invade Canada though. it certainly wasn't a peaceful history then

    • @klhilde
      @klhilde ปีที่แล้ว

      The US and Mexico have had three wars; Mexico started all three of them.

    • @gornfrmn
      @gornfrmn ปีที่แล้ว

      actually, canada in the 1800s wasn't overly peaceful and was constantly preparing for a war with the USA

    • @Kingtroll94
      @Kingtroll94 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@gamexsimmonds3581the British not Canada

    • @Skaisnanak
      @Skaisnanak 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Kingtroll94British history that took place in Canada is Canadian history

  • @birdzbath4179
    @birdzbath4179 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Canadians During WW1: “…”

  • @TheVenomousDragon
    @TheVenomousDragon ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Is Canada ruled by a blue haired lord? Or why is Fire Emblem music playing?

    • @joshxjosh891
      @joshxjosh891 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts Canada is ruled by a blue haired lord sjw. The music is fitting

    • @bob99_9
      @bob99_9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, I'm not sure either

    • @TheJbjfan
      @TheJbjfan ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gotta admit, actually cool

    • @miguelmariano2922
      @miguelmariano2922 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol I heard it aswell I was thinking the same thing

    • @joemobile_
      @joemobile_ ปีที่แล้ว +2

      might as well be with trudeau

  • @jameyevans6288
    @jameyevans6288 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Canadians have two modes, and all of em do, there’s the friend mode and then there’s YOUCUT DOWN MY FAVOURITE F******G TREE

  • @Lady.B.ellinor4971
    @Lady.B.ellinor4971 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Canadians are really friendly but dont mistake kindness for weakness they have one tough military that are not to be messed with ❤🇬🇧

    • @Ominous-d9t
      @Ominous-d9t 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There military is weak

    • @nathalie_desrosiers
      @nathalie_desrosiers 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Ominous-d9t Hey, the newbie. A lesson in English for your Russian butt: it's "their", not "there".
      Also, learn a little bit of military History before leaving comments...

    • @Ominous-d9t
      @Ominous-d9t 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@nathalie_desrosiers First I'm not a newbie, Second I'm not Russain, Third I don't Care If I Got "Their" and "There" mixed up
      Lastly Canadas military Is weak

  • @aazeenhussainali786
    @aazeenhussainali786 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Don't underestimate the Power of Maple syrup.

    • @camzclipz3883
      @camzclipz3883 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Canada alone makes up like 60% of the worlds maple syrup 🤣

    • @Lennyxx
      @Lennyxx หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@camzclipz3883 71% of the world maple syrup and tbh its more like quebec does because quebec makes 91% of it

    • @camzclipz3883
      @camzclipz3883 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Lennyxx 🤓

  • @brattyyy
    @brattyyy ปีที่แล้ว +118

    “Miltary Soldiers Running to capture Canada”
    Random Canadian dude: Yo sorry for the hard time trying to capture our country

    • @Leonidasthe2nd
      @Leonidasthe2nd ปีที่แล้ว +14

      LOL as a canadian i can confirm we apologize for that

    • @nothonourablecanadian
      @nothonourablecanadian ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stop

    • @martin7473
      @martin7473 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorry but im kicking your a$$ out of canada. . You stupid .. sorry but you are going back to your shit hole country...

    • @VoidZR0
      @VoidZR0 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@Leonidasthe2ndas a Canadian i can confir, this reply to this comment is true

  • @nathannguyen5063
    @nathannguyen5063 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    US gets attacked
    NATO: your still protecting us right
    NATO gets attacked
    US: YES YES IM COMING CHILL THE F OUT

  • @sorrowmg278
    @sorrowmg278 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The primary deterrent is Canada containing citizens of Quebec, but also that we have the raid boss of earth right below us.

    • @davestewart1656
      @davestewart1656 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed. Never piss off the Frenchmen. They will f you up, and burn everything.

    • @Br0ck3n
      @Br0ck3n ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice

    • @lonneansekishoku8288
      @lonneansekishoku8288 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Leo Major being a major deterrent.

    • @swap6964
      @swap6964 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Québec is florida of Canada, and that's coming from a Québecois

    • @nathalie_desrosiers
      @nathalie_desrosiers 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@swap6964 Sorry. Alberta is the Texas of Canada, yes. But I don't see myself as the Florida of Canada. We are way too progressist to be considered like Florida. Florida is very conservative (and just plain weird). We are more like California/Vermont/Maine.

  • @vadversityy9223
    @vadversityy9223 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Us Canadians and Americans have a brotherly relationship bicker a lot and gets annoyed at each other. But will hold it down for one another.

    • @AniBuggy
      @AniBuggy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Fr imma prob move to canada some day with the political state here

    • @vadversityy9223
      @vadversityy9223 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@AniBuggy do not make that mistake Justin Trudeau is a fuckin retard.

  • @camzclipz3883
    @camzclipz3883 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Everyone says that Canada hasn’t lost a war because they were never in any, though they forget that thousands of Canadian soldiers were deployed to places like:
    Juno beach (D-Day)
    Vimy ridge
    I forgor the rest but Canada is very underrated.

  • @SA12String
    @SA12String ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Invading anywhere in North America would likely be the invader's final bad decision. It's difficult to act tough when your military was obliterated in 3 days. The US, Canadian and the British Armed Forces would all curb stomp them.

  • @Ghost-js7pk
    @Ghost-js7pk ปีที่แล้ว +23

    And this is why i love being Canadian

    • @NicholasVetter-sy8io
      @NicholasVetter-sy8io 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As long as we are allies, you are in good hands with us in the USA.

  • @lizardlad8620
    @lizardlad8620 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    As a very funny comedian Daniel Tosh once said: “Canada has the best wall ever built… America”

  • @Yuki_Ika7
    @Yuki_Ika7 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Don't forget that a large portion of things that are war crimes according to the Geneva convention were there because Canadians in the world wars were so ruthless

  • @HEYLETZPLAYZ
    @HEYLETZPLAYZ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    *someone threatens Canada*
    Britain "don't touch my son"
    Usa "stay tf away from my brother"
    Canada "ding dong incendiary bomb"

    • @usa1949
      @usa1949 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      United States is strongest United States

  • @allanmartin7898
    @allanmartin7898 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    You don't want to fight a lumber jack hockey player

  • @GolfClash2718
    @GolfClash2718 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Canada’s prime defense tactic:
    Be the USA’s hat

  • @seabee2653
    @seabee2653 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Hail Canada for letting me get plastered on my 19th birthday.

    • @je55ejame57
      @je55ejame57 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      18 is legal age in Quebec. legal drinking age is only a recommendation in Canada lmao

    • @Skaisnanak
      @Skaisnanak 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      18 in Alberta, 14 to drive

  • @SomeGuy-xg1ew
    @SomeGuy-xg1ew 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    I mean there is also an actual reason
    Canada in real wartime is about as terrifying as it gets
    Several parts of the geneva convention are there because of the shit Canada pulled in the world wars

    • @MidnightGD5
      @MidnightGD5 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Geneva convention more like Geneva suggestion

    • @diamondbill9805
      @diamondbill9805 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Go Canada' from an old 70 year Brit. We're never forgotten you.

  • @captainamerica5826
    @captainamerica5826 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Colonial America invaded Canada in 1812 but they kicked out butts 🇨🇦🇺🇸❤️💪

    • @ugothmpzed7043
      @ugothmpzed7043 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Colonial America?

    • @ethanwinters9391
      @ethanwinters9391 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It was british empire not Canada

    • @tesseract2365
      @tesseract2365 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@ethanwinters9391if that's true then no Americans fight in the revolutionary war. It was French and English. See how stupid that sounds?

    • @ethanwinters9391
      @ethanwinters9391 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tesseract2365 ok so🥱

    • @michaeltravers8420
      @michaeltravers8420 ปีที่แล้ว

      The war when an invading larger army gets in a knot then gets it's white house burned awks. Giant Royal navy gets sunk by tiny US navy awks. Terrible British attack in the US south awks. Everybody goes back to original positions at end. The unofficial Canadian independence day 🤫

  • @zambiepug4199
    @zambiepug4199 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Someone: attacks canada
    Half the entire fucking world: and i took that personally

  • @the_toadz
    @the_toadz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    random country: CANADA, IM COMING FOR YOU!
    UK and USA: stop touching my son

  • @TheFixonLand
    @TheFixonLand ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Canada wasn’t invaded
    The UK:👁👄👁

    • @marco3829
      @marco3829 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Canada is literaly a dominion of the ul but has a prime minister and the king of canada is charles

    • @glazeproductions7500
      @glazeproductions7500 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      it said "since 1812"

    • @TheFixonLand
      @TheFixonLand ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ohh ok no like I was thinking about the British empire
      That’s why🤣🤣

    • @sephritine5481
      @sephritine5481 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheFixonLand we did not take Canada by force we actually made it and saved them from the USA when the us invaded and tried to take it we said nah fam we won and forced the USA to give up all claims and sign by force a declaration of sovereignty thus Canada was born

    • @JustB904
      @JustB904 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sephritine5481 bahaha. That’s skewed 😂. Y’all were still property of theBritish Empire in 1812. Y’all did some sucker shot for ya home country while we were fighting other Brits to our south. When ya mention burning the White House, tell the whole story, even what got burned of yours. Then. You still weren’t born yet. You remained a territory of the Crown. And finally ASKED permission not to be the Vrowns bitch in 1982. 1982. 😂😂😂. Tell it with facts if ya got open that cockhole

  • @turquoiz_the_potato
    @turquoiz_the_potato ปีที่แล้ว +27

    “Since 1812”
    *My grandpa: I remember that year. Those dang British burnt DC*

    • @jefferson5772
      @jefferson5772 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Canada and Britain burnt do th white house

    • @lechocolat3783
      @lechocolat3783 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@jefferson5772 The British....Canada didn't technically exist as a nation until 1867

    • @L3v3lupofficial
      @L3v3lupofficial ปีที่แล้ว +1

      British troops amd troops from upper cananda wich means candian troops invaded America after our general Issac Brock died, we sacked Washington since then we bin best of freinds

    • @turquoiz_the_potato
      @turquoiz_the_potato ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lechocolat3783 *1987

    • @speezuss
      @speezuss ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lechocolat3783 it was called Canada since the 1600s… are you retarded? Don’t speak on shit ya don’t know sir. Much love.

  • @nodical802
    @nodical802 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The real reason is no country would have anything to gain

  • @travismayes4547
    @travismayes4547 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Canada has a kevlar blanket called the USA.

  • @hoodgiyu9624
    @hoodgiyu9624 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    As an American I love Canada ❤

  • @CanadaCountryballz
    @CanadaCountryballz 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Thank you to y’all for being nice to my country! I live in Canada. 🇨🇦

  • @RaindanceMaggieDance
    @RaindanceMaggieDance ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Tickles my funny bone that so many comments are referencing our proximity to the United States as the reason, completely forgetting that it was the United States that tried to invade in 1812. Canadians are polite, until they aren’t. We know what we have and will protect it at any cost.

    • @TacSprint
      @TacSprint ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeaaaaah that definitely wouldn’t hold up if it happened today. Times are significantly different lol

    • @Mr.mysterious76
      @Mr.mysterious76 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@TacSprint US would dominate and hold some territories but it wouldn't come remotely close to winning the war. Plus i don't see US citizens supporting a war with Canada, the government will be toppled before that happens.

    • @noah766
      @noah766 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yea to be fair our country wasn’t even 40 year old and fight the British empire witch dominated the world 🌎 lol 😂 but yea you would be defended at any cost not only because your our allie but the security of North America is largely dependent on the USA and Canada because programs like N.O.R.A.D etc and any foot hold into Canada would not only threaten Canadian sovereignty but also American.

  • @ducksarecool4062
    @ducksarecool4062 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Question : why none invade Canada
    Answer : Canada is in the middle of nowhere

  • @TR-cr2xj
    @TR-cr2xj ปีที่แล้ว +7

    so i know that everyone is talking about america protecting it, but people forget how crazy canadians get when they are fighting a war

  • @faithcartwright1987
    @faithcartwright1987 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The majority of Canadians live in a very small part of Canada, very close to the U.S. border. If a country attacked, America would definitely intervine, which equals no invasion.

  • @Countcomfortable
    @Countcomfortable ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As Alaska would probably say:
    I have a failed war criminal to the left, and a successful war criminal to the right

    • @Tydorstus
      @Tydorstus 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ahh hlc

  • @couges31
    @couges31 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I live in Canada. and I know why we haven’t been invaded for a long time. It’s because if we were invaded we would destroy the invaders

    • @xxaesthetic._.cocoxx943
      @xxaesthetic._.cocoxx943 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Unless it was china india Russia or US

    • @Kingtroll94
      @Kingtroll94 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No y’all would not you’re army is dog sh1t the only thing stopping y’all from going into ash is USA

    • @ManBird999
      @ManBird999 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@xxaesthetic._.cocoxx943 Unless the USA's government drastically changes or gets overthrown by a group/government that wants to annex it, they will never invade Canada. India and Canada has a few fuck ups recently but nothing to declare war about. Russia is can't even hold Kiev so their out of the picture. China is only militarily good in its part of the world, they'd get humiliated if they even got close anywhere near Anglo America

    • @swap6964
      @swap6964 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@xxaesthetic._.cocoxx943honestly, pretty sure most country wouldn't dare to attack us if US is on our side, the only one that can attack us is US, and we sell them our oil sooooo its good

  • @limitedgunny7414
    @limitedgunny7414 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Don’t fuck with the people who are the reason the Geneva Convention exists

  • @silver_the_rowlet2521
    @silver_the_rowlet2521 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Canada: It's only a war crime the first time

  • @PeterOliver-xz6nc
    @PeterOliver-xz6nc ปีที่แล้ว +23

    As a Canadian, I wonder why people think everybody here is so friendly? That is NOT the case 😂

    • @albatrose1001
      @albatrose1001 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Because it’s true! Well, yeah it’s not 100% applicable, but the stereotype comes from people being just curious and friendly when u talk to them. Like when I first moved here, asking directions would lead to a whole conversation, a father walking down the street just casually introduces me to his newborn lol, or “great weather today eh” at bus stops or the loads of good mornings at walks or someone starting a whole conversation waiting in timmies line or people just passing silly jokes when they pass by…it all happened with me

    • @PeterOliver-xz6nc
      @PeterOliver-xz6nc ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@albatrose1001 That's interesting, I have experienced the contrary in the 7 years living in a big Canadian town, sort of. People in the street are always rushing to their next destination, probably on their phones. Maybe its the cold, or the language/cultural barriers, I don't know. I experience exactly what you said when I visit Brazil tho.

    • @BenDover-de7tf
      @BenDover-de7tf 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@PeterOliver-xz6ncmove bro that sounds depressing haha

    • @tyronemaroney335
      @tyronemaroney335 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I've been to Canada very polite

    • @framergod69
      @framergod69 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      everyone is friendly unless you are a dick first. but hey it's probably you .

  • @therebelking2902
    @therebelking2902 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I wouldn’t say friendly, and I say this as a former Canadian

    • @JADE-vc3dt
      @JADE-vc3dt ปีที่แล้ว +2

      former Canadian I don't get it 😏

    • @je55ejame57
      @je55ejame57 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      we are nice to other people just not our own lol

  • @d_the_great
    @d_the_great 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    There's also another factor: Canadians are nice until they're not. If you go to war with them, they become a perfect example of why the Geneva Convention was written. As an American, even though we make fun of them, deep down we're scared of what they're capable of.

    • @missy1525
      @missy1525 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      as a canadian thank you! so many people forget what we're capable of just because we have friends. but as the saying goes, we're nice until we're not, then youll def be sorry; just fuck around and find out and thats not including our allies

  • @VynSnow
    @VynSnow 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Canada also isn't afraid to add things to the Geneva checklist.

  • @MD-nv6rp
    @MD-nv6rp 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Not to mention, the Geneva Convention was a laundry, list of letters for what we did to the Germans

  • @Planet_X_123
    @Planet_X_123 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Canadians during war: *I'm not trapped in here with you your trapped in here with me*

    • @Ominous-d9t
      @Ominous-d9t 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There not

    • @Planet_X_123
      @Planet_X_123 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Ominous-d9t Have you seen the battles they won. They won battles even when their outnumbered

  • @Robloxian_247
    @Robloxian_247 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's also because our military is military of peace, so they try to talk out wars instead of fight for them.

  • @coltonbarnes7861
    @coltonbarnes7861 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Why no one invades canada: because everytime they go to war they need to update the Geneva convention

  • @jackadam01
    @jackadam01 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Canadians friendly thats a comical stereotype

  • @travismanning5808
    @travismanning5808 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Canada is only lost if the citizens let it

    • @nightfallreviews1533
      @nightfallreviews1533 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah it’s lost because Canadas leader is a Dictator

    • @sexygeek8996
      @sexygeek8996 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That already happened in 2015 when they elected Justin Trudeau.

    • @pingpong3311
      @pingpong3311 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@sexygeek8996 Good luck with that old fart Joe Biden 💀

    • @swap6964
      @swap6964 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@sexygeek8996he will not get elected again, trust me

  • @memejesus2455
    @memejesus2455 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Oh yah, I got drafted to go stick the enemy up with a hockey stick and force ‘‘em to watch moose TV for hours while eating syrup, Eh?

  • @lydiajohnson400
    @lydiajohnson400 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    *Attacks Canada*
    Canada: "You made a mistake"
    USA: *Pulls out gun*

  • @davestewart1656
    @davestewart1656 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1812 worked out for Canada as evidenced by the burning of Washington and we will do it again if anyone ever interrupts a hockey game whilst invading Toronto.

  • @pedroc.b.3874
    @pedroc.b.3874 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    2 reasons:
    1 - United States as a neighbor.
    2 - Canada may act a bit goofy in a war setting.

  • @darthxing7289
    @darthxing7289 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Canada also boats the scariest Rangers in the history of mankind in modern warfare

  • @couges31
    @couges31 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Canada has a vary bad prime Minister…

    • @Evil_Puppy48
      @Evil_Puppy48 ปีที่แล้ว

      And you have very bad grammar

    • @gornfrmn
      @gornfrmn ปีที่แล้ว

      alright give your mom the phone back

    • @je55ejame57
      @je55ejame57 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      as a Canadian I agree. lol

    • @JokerPePe420
      @JokerPePe420 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@gornfrmnyou support justin?? 😂😂

    • @swap6964
      @swap6964 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@gornfrmnnaaaah you're the kid there dude

  • @Marty_kitty
    @Marty_kitty 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Me who lives in Canada: ✨

  • @countJohaan
    @countJohaan ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Besides being friendly:
    Indigenous people in Canada

  • @TAGfrost
    @TAGfrost 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Another thing is Canadians are scary when they don't say sorry.
    There are some that own firearms and there are some of us that had to get by with learning how to use makeshift weapons or our own bodies in a fight.

    • @swap6964
      @swap6964 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      With the numbers of hunters here, yeah we got a good chance to form a milita if necessary

  • @randombonapartist
    @randombonapartist 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Denmark: "Hans island, hold my beer" [plants down Danish flag removing Canadian one]