That has to win an award for the most awkward cold-open ever. Hey guys, here's a detailed story about my very scary, near death experience working with a cannibal *cue music* SAY... HI...TO...
The cannibal guy wouldn't have been released from psychiatric care, unless someone got him 'transferred to another institution'. To use the un-pc phrase 'you can't fix fucked' and you know when you look at that case history and start talking with someone like that they can't be released, ever. If he has vanished, he probably got rubbed and scrubbed.
Yeah id say thats one of those old yeller cases. Just put a bullet in him and make it like he never existed. Dude was out there guarding what had to be either Nukes or POWs and munching on himself. Most likely Nukes considering he's Airforce and the way dude was talking about how bad it would be if it got out.
I agree that that’s how it should be but there’s a lot of examples of people just as fucked as that guy who get arrested for multiple murders and crazy stuff like canabalism and doing weird shit with the dead bodies who plead insanity, end up in a loonie bin and eventually get let out. It shouldn’t happen but it does
@@jameskirk3acid can't even claim the amount of fucked that dude was. He was cold and dead acid doesn't do that to you at all. Maybe psychotic acid, but not intentional robotic cannibal, nope not even psychedelics or datura could claim how fucked that dude is.
@@unsubscribepodcast Long story short misdiagnosis over the years and by the time we peeled layers back it was deep seated. Anxiety, depression, I was the class clown now social phobic etc. Had a panic attack starting in the end of November thats messed me up for months. I literally started listening to you guys just to have something to do. As I got somewhat better I began to listen during my walks. Keep on keeping on.
@@unsubscribepodcastI know the feeling I stay having negative thoughts/nightmares in reaching out please someone help me idk where to go I feel like I’m losing this battle
Man was determined if he was willing to use the microwave...no meat gets crispy in a microwave. Funny part is that microwave is probably still in service lol
idk why at 20:46 during the ad read for sheath the way Eli gets up and like quick walks made me laugh way harder than it should have. i love the ad reads they're always so fun and silly they're one of my favorite parts of the episodes. also that cannibal story is crazy i think this is the first time ive seen an episode the day it came out and this one was just woah hard start to it.
It’s called Pittsburg rare. 2 seconds on each side and serve. Was a line cook overnight and a bar owner came in every Friday night after his bar closed and ordered one.
I’m amazed how they keep on getting ads. A company looks at the podcast and says, “yes, these guys will get us customers.” And not worry about backlash. Love their ad reads, always makes me laugh.
Starting to wonder if I maybe had Hannibals kid at my detention center a few years ago... kid was literally taking bites out of his arms. We had to move him to the padded room one night after lights out and he started banging on the door and I told the other 2 guys I was working with "if that door starts to bend open I am out of here". Note, the kid weighed like 80 lbs soaking wet.
Being someone who suffers from psychogenic non epileptic seizures (PNES) it was cool as hell hearing someone else speak about it, in fact I’d love to hear more from Mr. Hiney if possible! Won’t lie about it, this condition has stripped me of a lot and has put me in the lowest place I’ve been in my life, but it hasn’t beaten me! If there’s anyone reading this that has recommendations I’m still a good listener so throw them out! 😂
Wow this is actually an episode that hits close to home. I have been epileptic since I was 5 years old and meds don't actually help mine. They actually seem to make them worse. I only have a real seizure maybe every couple months but it's so unpredictable. I have been afraid to get into so many things because of it. It's nice to see that other people with neurological issues are able to be successful that maybe I can do it too
Guardsman here, from my base understanding. The reserves exist to be exactly in their name. Reserves for the Active duty troops. They are federal troops that are to be used in reserve of the main force. While the national guard has been used in defense of the country at home and overseas. They fall under their state governments but can be federalized to fight over seas. This way the president and governors of states can use military forces on US soil since Federal troops aren't allow to be activated on US soil because the whole can't let a President use troops to overthrow the government and such things. Posse Commitatus act makes it so federal troops can't be used as a police force. While guardsmen can be activated to assist local agencies for situations but never lead in them. Guardsmen also deal with a lot of other things like natural disasters.
When he said "they miss their animals, just think about that" my dog was the only thing I missed when I went through basic, my family weren't really supportive other than my uncle who was in the Royal Artillery. So other than my little staffy I didn't really think about my family.
The scientists should make an immediate-acting "rescue" inhaler for panic attacks, it's 50mgs of THC, and 50 mgs of benadryl each puff. You get a panic attack, take a puff, and you immediately relax and become a little speepy.
That’s so true about red phase/first few weeks. I was so bored in reception and excited when we got picked up to go to basic training. The first 72 hours sucked and I was mentally struggling during red phase. I was so close to quitting. Couple good battle buddies helped keep my afloat and eventually we became best friends. Especially with my bunkie who I still talk to almost daily a few months after I last saw him. But crap man I remember mentally tearing myself apart on whether I should quit or not. I couldn’t even begin to even TRY to figure out how many push-up and what not we had to do. My platoon had some real idiots. These two Jamaicans were the worst and they had a real s&@$ attitude as well and were always together to were the drill sergeants banned them from being together. But all those crappy days definitely brought us together. For real.
I can totally understand this guy not being concerned until it was too late. Military people say the most vile, revolting shit just because of dark humor. If I raised the alarm for every time one of my buddies said they were gonna kill me or whatever I'd have had half my company under investigation at all times. It's just part of the life.
Oh my god the first Jesus Christ that made me laugh almost as much as the cannibal story. I really just might buy a pair of underwear just because of The tears y'all made me have
The beginning part of that (after the cannibal story) reminds me of one of my favorite Navy stories I have so far, the tragic tale of Honorary Fireman Guzzler
There definitely is something that drives us to not go to sick call. The first time I got pneumonia it was during boot camp. I knew I was sick, but I refused to go to medical despite everyone around me telling me I needed to go. I eventually went but only when I couldn't hold my scrub brush out in front of my while standing on line.
It's to avoid being labeled a pussy. Trust me, document EVERYTHING. Those dudes won't be there when you're trying to prove your disabilities to the VA. Go to sick call.
im excited for this one with a wild ass title like this i gotta grab the brew so glad to see another 2 hour episode yall could do a 5 hour podcast and we all would listen to the end
100% the author from Tales from the Grid Square would be an amazing guest for this podcast with that cannibal story too, man he definitely has some wild stories
My daughter has non-epileptic seizures due to PTS. It has been a challenge finding help for her. This is the first time I've heard of anyone else having non-epileptic seizures. It sucks hearing others must deal with it, but it kind of makes one feel better hearing there are others goung through the same thing.
It baffles me how quickly people give up in basic... I went to BCT in the army at Ft Sill and shortly after starting my first cycle, my kneels swelled up with runners knee after my first 4k ruck. Within a week of me trying to just push through it, I got shin splints and they put me on crutches, I'll skip a bit but basically I was on crutches for 8 weeks... BCT is only 9 weeks long so I did 90% of my first cycle on crutches and then I was a med hold for a month. I got really lucky with my second cycle, I got the same battery (company, because Sill is home of the artillery) and had mostly the same DS. I didn't get to repel again but I did get to enjoy the gas chamber a second time, sadly my shin splints never actually recovered but I did manage to pass my PT test and do the 16k (although I had a little break down because I was suppose to the the 16k and there was a heavy sudden storm so it was delayed and I felt like I would be stuck there forever). Then I moved on to AIT, within a month my shin splits started acting up again preventing me from running so I got put back on profile. 3 months after being put on profile, they took me out of classes because I couldn't do my job, so they tried to start chaptering me out and it took me talking to the battalion commander to have him speak to my commander in order to be given a chance. So Christmas is coming up, and my profile expired during the break so when I got back, I took my PT test. During the last quarter of the 2 mile, I was unable to put any weight on my left leg and had to hop the rest, still managed to pass if only just, so they put me back in class and the battalion commander gave me a challenge coin for "Hard work and dedication" to staying in the army. Before finishing AIT, they put me on a permanent profile, which shouldn't be allowed in tradoc, but they went ahead with it and shipped me off to my first duty station. Fast forward a couple months and my commander is upset that I have a permanent profile and begins processing me out, sadly at that point I had given up fighting it. I continued to do my job but developed a Glenoid Labrum Tear in my left shoulder which basically sealed the deal. 30 days prior to my 2 year mark, my commander pushed my out processing, 10 days later I'm heading home with nothing more than a wave good bye. My senior NCO was a bit upset that I didn't go to him for help to stay in and I told him that I was tired of fighting to stay in when I was able to do my job better than most of the other low enlisted despite my injury. I still regret not fighting to stay in and I miss it, at this point it's been right a little over 4 years and I'm fixing to go to college in a month, so I'm finally going to do something again, I just don't know where I'm heading in life at this point.
I love that the cannibal just barely registers as a bit extra weird for months and months until he eats himself. Military just totally unfazed by dude and just think hes being an edgy kid
So I got a funny and scary story, about that same person you mention (I play games with him as well, known him since 2014/5 I believe) and one day we were playing D3 during a random season and was doing some greater rifts. Well my friend (you know him), was in the grift and my other 2 friends were making jokes and laughing, (but they didn't know of his condition), so we are have a great time, joking laughing whatever. We start this rift during a joke. Our mutual is at the beginning, not moving. And I was like oh shit, cause it dawned on me about the condition I learned about during a different game. So we go on with grift and I explain to my best of knowledge what has happened and they are understanding and they figure out what it was. Well then our mutual wakes up. He goes "what happened?" Why am I covered in blood? Why is my chair broken? Come to find out he laughed and fell face first into his desk (bloodied his nose), and busted his chair to the point that seat was off the bottom and all he could see was the bar that holds its together. He comes back after cleaning himself up and explains the situation fully. He tells us just warn him next time about joke time, cause he doesn't remember that last 12 mins. He is still one of my favorite friends to play games with and he was okay! But every once in awhile we try to get him to laugh so hard and even on stream to get him to passout.
THIS GOTTA BE THE MOST INSANE STORY EVER. AFTERSHOW LIVE ON PATREON SOON™
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This confirms it.
Rich's character Private Potato is a cannibal.
No!
I would have guessed the good ol' boy with the Marlboro pack was the cannibal
@@thrashandburn10221he’s to chill for ghag
Cannibal story to start? This is gonna be wild af!
IM SALAVATING
Wtf badie
This was the first episode I watched all the way through in one sitting (minus a couple phone calls) in months 👌 so glad it was this one
@@unsubscribepodcast THE FUCK!?
Tell me why this sounds like some Cannon shit???
That has to win an award for the most awkward cold-open ever.
Hey guys, here's a detailed story about my very scary, near death experience working with a cannibal *cue music* SAY... HI...TO...
YA MAN. WE HAD TO START WITH THAT.
@@unsubscribepodcast fucking magnificent
“Hannibal” is an alien In disguise trying to fit in.
Nah, he’s just not comfortable in his own skin
@@Lancersilvaor comfortable in someone else's skin...
@@neverlistentome hehe ew
Sir, I'm fine!
@@neverlistentomehonestly, i think the problem was that he was Too comfortable in someone elses skin
BEST ONE YET! The Hannibal story so good that Eli and Baddie are quiet almost the entire time! That's got to be a record!
The cannibal guy wouldn't have been released from psychiatric care, unless someone got him 'transferred to another institution'.
To use the un-pc phrase 'you can't fix fucked' and you know when you look at that case history and start talking with someone like that they can't be released, ever.
If he has vanished, he probably got rubbed and scrubbed.
Yeah id say thats one of those old yeller cases. Just put a bullet in him and make it like he never existed. Dude was out there guarding what had to be either Nukes or POWs and munching on himself. Most likely Nukes considering he's Airforce and the way dude was talking about how bad it would be if it got out.
I agree that that’s how it should be but there’s a lot of examples of people just as fucked as that guy who get arrested for multiple murders and crazy stuff like canabalism and doing weird shit with the dead bodies who plead insanity, end up in a loonie bin and eventually get let out. It shouldn’t happen but it does
Dude had to have been tripping acid long term. It's the only explaination...that's wild.
Sounds like he might've been at Andrew's 😂
@@jameskirk3acid can't even claim the amount of fucked that dude was. He was cold and dead acid doesn't do that to you at all. Maybe psychotic acid, but not intentional robotic cannibal, nope not even psychedelics or datura could claim how fucked that dude is.
Or they sent him to the CIA.
The Russian badger would be a great guest on the podcast
YASS
I bet he's on one soon because of the range day
@@ExHavic as of now, not yet! we'd love to have him thou
@@unsubscribepodcast "as of now, not yet! "
God damnit thats like the opposite of a spoiler, GIVE US BADJUR
@unsubscribepodcast Baddie you big beautiful bitch we needs the badger.
It’s like I’m listening to a younger Burt Gummer recalling his time evading a cannibal.
I was just thinking the same thing!!
Hearing Baddie talk about his anxiety issues kinda helps ease my own mental health on mine. I'm glad they took the time to talk about it.
can confirm i have brutal anxiety. shits tough, but we got it.
@@unsubscribepodcast Long story short misdiagnosis over the years and by the time we peeled layers back it was deep seated. Anxiety, depression, I was the class clown now social phobic etc.
Had a panic attack starting in the end of November thats messed me up for months. I literally started listening to you guys just to have something to do. As I got somewhat better I began to listen during my walks. Keep on keeping on.
@@unsubscribepodcastI know the feeling I stay having negative thoughts/nightmares in reaching out please someone help me idk where to go I feel like I’m losing this battle
I have heard these two men's voices so much while Eli is playing war zone. These are some awesome motherfukers right here
I was hoping when he said that’s the last time I saw Hannibal, then “ Say Hi to Eli….” Lmao 😂
That would have been great 😂
Well, that was one hell of a way kick off a podcast.
Man was determined if he was willing to use the microwave...no meat gets crispy in a microwave. Funny part is that microwave is probably still in service lol
Nah, that E6 probably had it trashed.
Meat definitely can get crispy in a microwave, if you're brave enough.
LET'S GO BOYS. PERFECT THING FOR MY FRIDAY. KEEP IT REAL
idk why at 20:46 during the ad read for sheath the way Eli gets up and like quick walks made me laugh way harder than it should have. i love the ad reads they're always so fun and silly they're one of my favorite parts of the episodes. also that cannibal story is crazy i think this is the first time ive seen an episode the day it came out and this one was just woah hard start to it.
By far their best ad read!
Fam i spit my coffee out laughing in fresno ca traffic
Jesus Christ I was not expecting a 20 minute canibal story to start this podcast.
Saw the TikTok and had to come here to hear the rest! Bro this could totally be a movie!! 😬🤣🤣🤣🙌
Good to know while I was messing around in the Airforce, there was a dude out there making a Manwich outta himself.
Make a "Touch grass, Eat ass" -Shinzo Abe (probably) shirt and we will buy it!!
It’s called Pittsburg rare. 2 seconds on each side and serve. Was a line cook overnight and a bar owner came in every Friday night after his bar closed and ordered one.
They decided "Hey we got a Cannibal story to start this why not have the wildest ad read right after"
That first story just kept getting crazier and crazier 😮, was also great to see ZexOG and Sgt. Heine 👍🤘
I hear in the first minute cannibal and I know this episode is going to be crazy
Heine going to a Burt Gummer look-a-like contest after the podcast? 🤣
I’m amazed how they keep on getting ads. A company looks at the podcast and says, “yes, these guys will get us customers.” And not worry about backlash. Love their ad reads, always makes me laugh.
Best episodes are the ones that go 0 to 💯....i love yalls stories
Dude I only found this podcast like a week ago after being a donut fan forever and it’s already my #1
i have bad news
@@damianchristopher205 LOL
Oh no need, I’m up to date lol
I was going through a depresso really bad, but then I remembered there’s a new episode of my favorite podcast.
I loved playing HLL with Heine. Dude is super chill
As i was commenting that yt wasn't gunna give it to us lol bet thing to get me through the shit work day lol making me belly laugh every time
Been waiting all day for this to drop!
Sergeant Heine is the spitting image of that crazy preper dude from "Tremors"
Burt Gummer
Starting to wonder if I maybe had Hannibals kid at my detention center a few years ago... kid was literally taking bites out of his arms. We had to move him to the padded room one night after lights out and he started banging on the door and I told the other 2 guys I was working with "if that door starts to bend open I am out of here". Note, the kid weighed like 80 lbs soaking wet.
Being someone who suffers from psychogenic non epileptic seizures (PNES) it was cool as hell hearing someone else speak about it, in fact I’d love to hear more from Mr. Hiney if possible! Won’t lie about it, this condition has stripped me of a lot and has put me in the lowest place I’ve been in my life, but it hasn’t beaten me! If there’s anyone reading this that has recommendations I’m still a good listener so throw them out! 😂
My comment keeps getting deleted, find him. Its in the video description. I just talked with him and he's interested in talking with you.
Wow this is actually an episode that hits close to home.
I have been epileptic since I was 5 years old and meds don't actually help mine.
They actually seem to make them worse.
I only have a real seizure maybe every couple months but it's so unpredictable.
I have been afraid to get into so many things because of it.
It's nice to see that other people with neurological issues are able to be successful that maybe I can do it too
The Raw steak line hits differently after knowing the whole story 😅
I am so happy they greenlit the ad read - love how you guys run things 😂
The cannibal is definitely working for a 3 letter as an assassin now.
Y'all definitely need to get MrBallen. He's like Wendigoon, but also a Navy seal.
as someone in security forces as well, i know we’re a different breed. but wtf you got me behooved
That cannibal story was wild. Imagine what happened to that dude to make him like that.
Guardsman here, from my base understanding. The reserves exist to be exactly in their name. Reserves for the Active duty troops. They are federal troops that are to be used in reserve of the main force. While the national guard has been used in defense of the country at home and overseas. They fall under their state governments but can be federalized to fight over seas. This way the president and governors of states can use military forces on US soil since Federal troops aren't allow to be activated on US soil because the whole can't let a President use troops to overthrow the government and such things. Posse Commitatus act makes it so federal troops can't be used as a police force. While guardsmen can be activated to assist local agencies for situations but never lead in them. Guardsmen also deal with a lot of other things like natural disasters.
Great to see zex on! I love watching him on twitch
Been looking forward to this!
This Episode was So Awesome!!!! Makes me want Microwave Bacon!
When cooked properly in the microwave it's grease is greatly reduced and still crispy
loving the longer pods! hope to see another fat and angry episode
Usually I skip ad reads but I always watch you guys, funny as hell!
That story would make SUCH a great short film. OMG!
It was a pleasure to listen to Sgt Chocolate Starfish share his stories & stuff!
😊
"Crispy Arm Pieces" wasn't something I knew I needed hear today lmfao
The story in the beginning had me dying! Also where do we get the tism touch shirt from!
Bro.....best intro story 😂😂 holy cats man that's wild
"what are you doing soldier?!?"
"just makin bacon sergeant... why??"
WHAT THE LITERAL FCK. jeeeeeezus.
5:24 Brother, you got paired up with a whole ass Wendigo.
Recently discovered you guys as a suggested podcast. What a great show. My top podcast I’ll be watching regularly.
Zexs!!! Can’t wait to watch this at work tonight. Lol
When he said "they miss their animals, just think about that" my dog was the only thing I missed when I went through basic, my family weren't really supportive other than my uncle who was in the Royal Artillery. So other than my little staffy I didn't really think about my family.
The scientists should make an immediate-acting "rescue" inhaler for panic attacks, it's 50mgs of THC, and 50 mgs of benadryl each puff. You get a panic attack, take a puff, and you immediately relax and become a little speepy.
As soon as the intro started it turned midnight and now i dont want to sleep
The untold story of Airman Shia Labeouf.
52:58
Eli, that's the part where you're supposed to say "thank you so much for being a helpful friend".........
12:30 not baddie interrupting at the most important part of the story after being quiet the whole time
That’s so true about red phase/first few weeks. I was so bored in reception and excited when we got picked up to go to basic training. The first 72 hours sucked and I was mentally struggling during red phase. I was so close to quitting. Couple good battle buddies helped keep my afloat and eventually we became best friends. Especially with my bunkie who I still talk to almost daily a few months after I last saw him. But crap man I remember mentally tearing myself apart on whether I should quit or not. I couldn’t even begin to even TRY to figure out how many push-up and what not we had to do. My platoon had some real idiots. These two Jamaicans were the worst and they had a real s&@$ attitude as well and were always together to were the drill sergeants banned them from being together. But all those crappy days definitely brought us together. For real.
I start all of your episodes sober af and I always end up drunk 😂😂
The cannibal story makes me think of the Nefarious movie about a demon possessed man. That dude was something
Holy, ive got a really messed up story of a kid accidentally kebabing his gray matter in bootcamp but thats next level
I can totally understand this guy not being concerned until it was too late. Military people say the most vile, revolting shit just because of dark humor. If I raised the alarm for every time one of my buddies said they were gonna kill me or whatever I'd have had half my company under investigation at all times. It's just part of the life.
There should be a Burt gummer bio, and there is your young Burt. Lmao
Oh my god the first Jesus Christ that made me laugh almost as much as the cannibal story. I really just might buy a pair of underwear just because of The tears y'all made me have
Just what i needed for a friday while "working"
My Friday just got soooo much better!
The beginning part of that (after the cannibal story) reminds me of one of my favorite Navy stories I have so far, the tragic tale of Honorary Fireman Guzzler
Holy fuck that was a good episode! Damn near made me crash I was laughing so hard listening on my drive home😂
There definitely is something that drives us to not go to sick call. The first time I got pneumonia it was during boot camp. I knew I was sick, but I refused to go to medical despite everyone around me telling me I needed to go. I eventually went but only when I couldn't hold my scrub brush out in front of my while standing on line.
It's to avoid being labeled a pussy. Trust me, document EVERYTHING. Those dudes won't be there when you're trying to prove your disabilities to the VA. Go to sick call.
I'd rather have a 'Besreker' on my side than one on the OpFor!
Made me hungry and cry laughing the only problem I'm having is TH-cam hiding your videos in my feed
im excited for this one with a wild ass title like this i gotta grab the brew so glad to see another 2 hour episode yall could do a 5 hour podcast and we all would listen to the end
I’m glad to put a face to the voices that play with Eli on twitch
thank you so much for adding the intro. Holy Shit what a story
I thought I had stories after a career in the Air Force, then Army - I bow to the Master
100% the author from Tales from the Grid Square would be an amazing guest for this podcast with that cannibal story too, man he definitely has some wild stories
Normally listen while I drive but this is juicy AF so imma just sit here and watch befor TH-cam yolks it
This is definitely my favorite ep by far
seeing Zex without a ball cap is crazy to me.
Helllooo elii and baddie!!! (Most likely baddie!!) 2mins after!!!!!!
hi
Don’t worry I’ll never call mr baddie kyle🫡
Yessssss thank you for ending my work day right
My daughter has non-epileptic seizures due to PTS. It has been a challenge finding help for her. This is the first time I've heard of anyone else having non-epileptic seizures. It sucks hearing others must deal with it, but it kind of makes one feel better hearing there are others goung through the same thing.
"You heard it here guys, Dont tell anybody what you just heard" "ever " famous last words on the interweb.
Underrated episode!
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If PSA is to be believed, The One Ring has been found and sent in for grading. Came back a 9 😂
I'm here for the heine content, legion represent 🤘
It baffles me how quickly people give up in basic...
I went to BCT in the army at Ft Sill and shortly after starting my first cycle, my kneels swelled up with runners knee after my first 4k ruck. Within a week of me trying to just push through it, I got shin splints and they put me on crutches, I'll skip a bit but basically I was on crutches for 8 weeks... BCT is only 9 weeks long so I did 90% of my first cycle on crutches and then I was a med hold for a month. I got really lucky with my second cycle, I got the same battery (company, because Sill is home of the artillery) and had mostly the same DS. I didn't get to repel again but I did get to enjoy the gas chamber a second time, sadly my shin splints never actually recovered but I did manage to pass my PT test and do the 16k (although I had a little break down because I was suppose to the the 16k and there was a heavy sudden storm so it was delayed and I felt like I would be stuck there forever).
Then I moved on to AIT, within a month my shin splits started acting up again preventing me from running so I got put back on profile. 3 months after being put on profile, they took me out of classes because I couldn't do my job, so they tried to start chaptering me out and it took me talking to the battalion commander to have him speak to my commander in order to be given a chance. So Christmas is coming up, and my profile expired during the break so when I got back, I took my PT test. During the last quarter of the 2 mile, I was unable to put any weight on my left leg and had to hop the rest, still managed to pass if only just, so they put me back in class and the battalion commander gave me a challenge coin for "Hard work and dedication" to staying in the army.
Before finishing AIT, they put me on a permanent profile, which shouldn't be allowed in tradoc, but they went ahead with it and shipped me off to my first duty station. Fast forward a couple months and my commander is upset that I have a permanent profile and begins processing me out, sadly at that point I had given up fighting it. I continued to do my job but developed a Glenoid Labrum Tear in my left shoulder which basically sealed the deal. 30 days prior to my 2 year mark, my commander pushed my out processing, 10 days later I'm heading home with nothing more than a wave good bye. My senior NCO was a bit upset that I didn't go to him for help to stay in and I told him that I was tired of fighting to stay in when I was able to do my job better than most of the other low enlisted despite my injury.
I still regret not fighting to stay in and I miss it, at this point it's been right a little over 4 years and I'm fixing to go to college in a month, so I'm finally going to do something again, I just don't know where I'm heading in life at this point.
So glad you put this at the front......holy shit...
I love that the cannibal just barely registers as a bit extra weird for months and months until he eats himself. Military just totally unfazed by dude and just think hes being an edgy kid
Bro the Juandelorian is hilarious af 😂😭
I remember that baseball game!! I had (most of) that game when I was a kid in the early 00s
Holy fluck. Now THAT’S How you start a podcast!
National guard also get to walk around off post with guns. We also serve the state before the country
So I got a funny and scary story, about that same person you mention (I play games with him as well, known him since 2014/5 I believe) and one day we were playing D3 during a random season and was doing some greater rifts. Well my friend (you know him), was in the grift and my other 2 friends were making jokes and laughing, (but they didn't know of his condition), so we are have a great time, joking laughing whatever. We start this rift during a joke. Our mutual is at the beginning, not moving. And I was like oh shit, cause it dawned on me about the condition I learned about during a different game.
So we go on with grift and I explain to my best of knowledge what has happened and they are understanding and they figure out what it was. Well then our mutual wakes up. He goes "what happened?" Why am I covered in blood? Why is my chair broken? Come to find out he laughed and fell face first into his desk (bloodied his nose), and busted his chair to the point that seat was off the bottom and all he could see was the bar that holds its together. He comes back after cleaning himself up and explains the situation fully.
He tells us just warn him next time about joke time, cause he doesn't remember that last 12 mins. He is still one of my favorite friends to play games with and he was okay! But every once in awhile we try to get him to laugh so hard and even on stream to get him to passout.