He's probably also in debt for having to pay all the tabs for everyone in the bar even after bringing all those dollar bills and trying to pay them back in the movie
THANK YOU for the Tomahawks to SAM site part. i was like "you just launched 87 tomahawks, you coulda used like 12 of them to take out the SAMs and made things easier"
I mean if you didn't see that one coming before it happened you haven't been watching this series long enough. And if you said it in the raspy Batman voice before it happened... you probably have been watching this series for too long.
Seems some of the other commenters are a little on the sour side, a little jaded, and, from the level of sarcasm displayed, still very young of soul, which makes me a bit saddened. I thought it was a worthy inclusion in the movie; delicate, and artfully portrayed. And - of course - Because Of Course He IS!!! (and a good one, too; not like the last kid. I'd rather have another Affleck outing than that limp bit of lettuce, and even Iain Glen did a good stint as Bruce in Titans.)
Still cracks me up how the run is like Star Wars, flying down low in a narrow corridor/trench, avoiding turrets on either side, to strike a ventilation vent, but Top Gun they had to hit it twice.
@@cordellej Oh, no! :-) Although, whoever thought it was a good idea to kill off Doug also killed that movie for me. I can't even remember what followed after that, nor do I care. So that one's okay. Already ruined, sadly.
That's pretty much the same mission that took place in Iraq, where they shot a shelter through the vents as well. The first missile opened up a way, the second hit true. What was astonishing was that they had to refuel the jets in air though (Maverick missed out on such a complex addition to their mission xD)
would have been funny if they recalled Maverick to active duty while he was preparing for a cargo flight from Hongkong, with rubber dogshit toy as part of shipping manifest.
Not if it was a sidewinder. Heat seeking missiles won't give a RWR warning. The realism would be that the SU57 wouldn't be giving chase out over openm water without AWACS support giving him information on any other threats like, idk, an aircraft carrier and a squadron on F18s.
@@jhamPlays it wont give rwr warning. But rwr is noy the only sensor aircraft uses. There are sensors that detect fast moving projectiles in general. And it would detect IR that way
@@Տիգրան-ժ1է A fox 2 is a passive track so even fifth gen aircraft can’t detect infrared missiles if they have a lock. For fox 3 or fox 1 missiles you would get warnings because the missiles send out radio signals which aircraft can detect even going back to gen 3 aircraft.
It was my biggest beef with the movie, which is saying a lot. They could at least have thrown in a bs explanation as to why they couldn't take out the SAMs, especially since the reason they needed F-18's was bs.
Yeah, the similarities to A New Hope are too great to ignore - Honest Trailers focused on that, surprised HISHE missed the opportunity to throw in some sort of reference.
When they reveal Iceman’s passing in the movie, I nearly teared up. Such a beloved character, and Val Kilmer is a national treasure. I hope he gets better soon.
Using undefined enemy is about best idea ever - allows for easier self-insert and it is better to root for someone instead of rooting AGAINST someone particular.
Except for Iran not having 5th generation fighters. Or Hinds. But you know who DOES at least have Hinds, as well as a nuclear program based in snowy mountains? North Korea. "The enemy" is clearly an amalgamation of Iran and North Korea.
The two things I thought I'd see this episode: 1) The potential Star Wars crossover where they say the target is 2 meters wide, and Luke pops in to say he used to bullseye womprats that size. 2) They land safely on the carrier at the end, only for the ejection seat to kick in as they're congratulating themselves.
My dad was an F 18 pilot, and is now a civilian fighter pilot who trains the Air Force in air combat. There are a lot of "How it should have ended" scenes in. this movie. Despite that, he loved the movie.
@@SplashJohn If you knew anything about modern air combat training, you would know that the military (particularly the Air Force) is taught by retired, experienced fighter pilots who work for civilian companies (like Draken International) that own fleets of "civilian" fighter jets. They train the Air Force pilots in all forms of air to air and air to ground, and train them, in complex missions. It's a LOT cheaper than what the military used to do, which is divide their fleet in two and train new pilots against new pilots.
@@SplashJohn Yup, you got that right... because thats how the Air Force works now. I would know, my dad was a marine, who is now retired and works on the air force. I literally lived on an Air Force base for several years before I moved out.
@@SplashJohn it's true, contracting companies hire former Fighter pilots and pay them oodles of money to train new pilots. The government funds them. Source: I am a contractor as well.
I mean, if Iran was part of Canada in the winter, then sure. But of course, because the are the ONLY country in the WORLD still fielding US Tomcats, Iran would be the obvious choice for bad guy, except they don't have any 5th generation fighters for the finale (that we know of)
Well, it's obviously not Russia since preventing them from building nuclear weapons is a ship that sailed long ago. The snowy mountains confining with the ocean is a dead giveaway that it's Iran.
I feel like it’s kind of meant to be a blend of Iran and Russia. Like if Russia didn’t have already have nukes, but still had the snowy climates and their modern planes
In defence of the movie, lots of modern SAM launchers can shoot down cruise missiles. Probably wouldn't have hurt to force them to waste a bunch of their ammo though.
Yeah I was thinking that then I remembered oh yeah we can shoot missiles down as well. How many Tomhawks did they send on the airstrip and how many does 1 Tico and 2 Burke’s have on hand
SAMs used in the movie are old. They would such at sitting down NoE-flying tomahawks. Also, one could deplete SAMs with TALD/MALD. Or just old-school wild weasel.
After the 2nd Tomahawk launch "Now launch a wave of F-35 fighters for air cover to go those guys off Maverick." I have watched a lot of TH-cam channels with former Navy pilots who says a lot of the military stuff does not happen, but they still love this movie.
@@josh72456 nah. Its a commercial military aviation. Even russian pilots liked it. Sure there are things in it that are more Star Wars then reality, but it was still fun instead of being a propaganda movie. bTW, whats most star wars for you in it?)
@@VNtergon The borrowed dialogue I just cringed a bit and of course the aerial sequences are callbacks to the Death Star battle just like the dialogue.
0:32, Phoenix is right to ask. In the first film, it was clear that the enemies were Russian "MiG-28" (they could say it because they were sure the Russians won't see the film) but in this one there is no mention of any country, to avoid any polemics. But a good eye will see that the 5th Gen jets are Russian Su-57.
@@bc_011 Has Russia ever exported any Su-57 fighters ? The only country in the world with functional F14 Tomcats is Iran, but their snow-covered mountain ranges are few...
The best part was when they could’ve used guided missiles to take out the Sam sites. Or just used a few expendable drones. Or used stealth. But you know , Tom Cruise.
There wouldn't have been a movie in that case. A couple F-35s at high altitude dropping a pair of laser-guided bombs would have been really anticlimactic.
not quite. The Tomahawk missile is detectable by radar so they would be intercepted by the same SAMS in less than 20 seconds after they entered their airspace. also there in the briefing, there are at least 20+ SAM sites pinged. each has 4 missiles which means that at least 80 drones would have to become targets the insure they used up all their missiles. and they would have to be similar in size to an aircraft to be detected. and while yes the US does have more than 800+ drones at its disposal. the one Aircraft carrier (the one in the film is USS Roosevelt) while able to launch a few drones would not be able to carry all 80 needed for what you suggest.
5th Generation Fighters this, 5th Generation Fighters that... There shoulda been a clip of a field of untouched F-22 Raptors sitting around asking "Uhhh guys? You sure we can't fly just this ONE mission?"
Possibly one of the best HISHE's i've seen in a long time. Well done you guys! Was especially a fan of the ever-increasing amount of people in heaven joke
No matter how dysfunctional the internet gets, HISHE will always be there to make us smile laugh. Thank you for another hilarious video - look forward to Wakanda Forever!
I liked the part where Maverick said his famous catchphrase, *It’s Gunnin’ time* and proceeded to top all over the bad guys, truly one of the sequels of all time.
I think the biggest plot hole is when they are discussing the GPS jammers countering the F-35 stealth fighter forcing them to go with F-18 is the biggest issue. The F-35 isn't countered by GPS jammers, and can designate targets with it's laser, which it comes with. The F-35 has the capability to internally carry the 2,000 pound HVPW bunker buster bomb that could certainly replace the that ridiculous double bomb _"teamwork!"_ maneuver. On a military level there are so many flaws that this shouldn't be called a _"war movie"_ anymore. It's literally a _"civilian-grade fighter plane fantasy"_ at this point. Just making stuff up! 🙄
The lack of gags from that final dogfight has me seriously bummed. So many pilots watched that scene and went "aaaand they're dead" about a dozen times
It's clearly Iran I'm not sure why people think it's Russia as they already have a nuclear program and are a permanent member of the united nations plus they don't have many mountains especially near their coastline.
"Seriously what country are we fighting?" The movie does give some major hints. The only country flying F 14's today. Wants to develop nuclear weapons, Uses Soviet/Russian made weapons, has mountains close the ocean... It dawned on me as I-RAN to the bathroom.
Unlike the original top gun, this one did not have the intention of pointing fingers at certain countries like Russia or North Korea or any country western bastions may see as threats. By keeping the “enemy” coated in black with visors and no name it didn’t offend or make threats towards anyone in real life
@@AthenianOwl237 Yeah, I thought as much. IRL though they’d never fly the SU-57 because a) there’s no export version available yet and b) there aren’t even more than 20 of those fighters in active service now anyways, and ALL of them are with Russia.
Only one country, aside from the US, has ever had F-14s and still operates them, along with having mountainous areas with a covert nuclear programme. They didn't need to specify Iran, because it was obvious enough.
To be fair, the missile dodging thing, while cool, also left that 5-Gen fighter wide open for Mav's machine guns, so the movie also could have ended there.
I was kind of hoping to have HISHE Ice tell Mav that he can still be his wingman anytime; only for Mav to punch him again. But the Batman reference is still well thought out along with the Batman mask. I like how the angel wings are shaped like an F-14's air intake with swept wings.
The bad guys were probably a rogue state that seceded from the original country, & some pilots that flew 5th gen fighters defected. Would explain why they have only 3 & why they had such an 'incomplete' defence of the nuclear base.
@@anguscovoflyer95 @qantaspilot95 I'm aware. But it wouldn't really matter as much as one might think. From your username I can probably guess you know about the concept of true airspeed. How as the air gets thinner at higher altitudes. Aircraft can fly faster over ground while experiencing comparable pressure. The maximum altitude of the SR-71 is 85,000 ft. Whereas the x-43, an unmanned aircraft actually capable of Mach 10. Reached that speed at 110,000 ft. A quick Google search found that the air pressure at 80,000 ft is .34 psi. Whereas the pressure at 110,000 ft is only .103 psi. Around a third the pressure. So the true airspeed experienced by an aircraft. Or unlucky pilot forced to bail at Mach 10 would really be about the same as an aircraft at Mach 3.3
"Which country are we fighting?" "Well obviously Iran, you weren't paying attention when I said they still have Tomcats." All jokes aside, great video.
@@aniketyadav7147 It’s Iran. Iran is the only other country rn that’s attempting to harness nuclear power so they can get nuclear weapons. Hence the goal of the movie to destroy uranium enrichment centers.
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One more you should have put it: When Rooster's targeting stuff fails, have a ghostly Goose tell him, "Use the Force, Rooster!"
This was the best "because I'm batman" in years, well thought out HISHE
So well played.
👏👏👏
Yeah, and talk to me first dad, too
@@Neurodivergent-j1f Don't read my name
As soon as he said "You wanna know why?" I was like "Oh my God, he's gonna do it!"
Maverick is seriously in debt from all those checks he couldn't cash
He's probably also in debt for having to pay all the tabs for everyone in the bar even after bringing all those dollar bills and trying to pay them back in the movie
i am not very familiar with the archaic american style of economy, but if he is cashing the checks, should it not be him who is getting the money?
@@SpartanSniper3 ?????
@@LednacekZ “That he *couldn’t* cash”
@@LednacekZ archaic means ancient, it is in fact overly modern which is what has broken it.
THANK YOU for the Tomahawks to SAM site part. i was like "you just launched 87 tomahawks, you coulda used like 12 of them to take out the SAMs and made things easier"
They had jamming signals for gps guided missile and bombs, so the ability to pinpoint without laser guide was like iron bombs or V1
@@cid76 those cruise missile have terrain following features allowing them to check the terrain beneath them.
@@cid76 and yet the tomahawks had no issue hitting the airfield
Sam are radar guided, toss some tald and Harm them.
YOU DONT NEED TO CUT ME OFF
The "Because I'm Batman" gag cracked me up, I loved that they were able to get Val Kilmer back for a heartwarming cameo.
Right….now I get it…he played Batman …Wooooooow what a genius joke😮😊😅😅😅😅😅
I mean if you didn't see that one coming before it happened you haven't been watching this series long enough. And if you said it in the raspy Batman voice before it happened... you probably have been watching this series for too long.
I'm gonna be laughing all day thinking about that.
Thought it'd be Michael Keaton!
Seems some of the other commenters are a little on the sour side, a little jaded, and, from the level of sarcasm displayed, still very young of soul, which makes me a bit saddened.
I thought it was a worthy inclusion in the movie; delicate, and artfully portrayed.
And - of course - Because Of Course He IS!!! (and a good one, too; not like the last kid. I'd rather have another Affleck outing than that limp bit of lettuce, and even Iain Glen did a good stint as Bruce in Titans.)
Love the multiple appearances by Goose, and having Val Kilmer's character deliver the "Because I'm Batman!" line was perfect!
1:30 because I'm Batman, LoL
If that's not in the blooper reel, they should go back and add it.
Still cracks me up how the run is like Star Wars, flying down low in a narrow corridor/trench, avoiding turrets on either side, to strike a ventilation vent, but Top Gun they had to hit it twice.
Oh, great. Now you ruined Star Wars for me. I can't stand it when they copy plot elements from future movies like Top Gun Maverick.
@@michaelm1 wait till i tell you they also did it in iron eagle 2 as well
@@cordellej Oh, no! :-) Although, whoever thought it was a good idea to kill off Doug also killed that movie for me. I can't even remember what followed after that, nor do I care. So that one's okay. Already ruined, sadly.
ace combat !1111
That's pretty much the same mission that took place in Iraq, where they shot a shelter through the vents as well. The first missile opened up a way, the second hit true.
What was astonishing was that they had to refuel the jets in air though (Maverick missed out on such a complex addition to their mission xD)
I feel the need, the need for 2 Top Gun Maverick videos!
Also it's not the movie, it's the youtuber
@@CinemaWins And just in time for my birthday too!
Did I watch your video and this one on maverick? Yes, yes I did.
Did I watch the actual movie? No, no I did not.
i see this comment as a total win
@@SolCresta3405 It's my birthday too!
"Still writing checks your body can't cash again, eh, Mav?" I loved the Goose cameo, him and Maverick are reunited!
The Heaven parts at me ROFLing! XDDDD
Mav not mac
Your ego’s writing checks your body can’t cash!
would have been funny if they recalled Maverick to active duty while he was preparing for a cargo flight from Hongkong, with rubber dogshit toy as part of shipping manifest.
@@SolCresta3405 Don't read my name
i love how theyre angel wings are actually more like jets then actual angels
When do they change to angel wings?
F-14 wings with engines
Oh yeah i hadnt noticed that before.
Good catch
I think they resemble the F14 Tomcat's wings (correct me if im wrong)
That was your best "Because I'm Batman" moment ever, in the history of this channel. Well-done.
Eh, not sure about that. Besides, I'm not sure if anything will ever top Bat Blood.
Warum.
I thought for sure he was going to say "I'm your huckleberry."
What about the one from hishe Ant-Man.
@@multiverse_media2023
*squeaky voice* "Because I'm Batman!
I loved it when the "bad guy" dodged Hangman's missile. Because he would definitely have had an alert or something. Best part of the video imo.
should've put Hangman in an F-35C, then it would've made sense why the SU never saw it coming
Not if it was a sidewinder. Heat seeking missiles won't give a RWR warning.
The realism would be that the SU57 wouldn't be giving chase out over openm water without AWACS support giving him information on any other threats like, idk, an aircraft carrier and a squadron on F18s.
@@jhamPlays Cool! I didn't know that!
@@jhamPlays it wont give rwr warning. But rwr is noy the only sensor aircraft uses. There are sensors that detect fast moving projectiles in general. And it would detect IR that way
He doesn't need to dodge like the Su-57 has a blinding laser countermeasures
Seriously how did that 5th gen not get an alert on Hangman approaching or on his missile lock? HE'S 5TH GENERATION!
We’ll just assume it’s a fox 2 and would’ve not gotten a alert. He should’ve just been checking his rear.
missile lock sound vs. missile alert sound maybe...
@@oofderf😅As if the aircraft of the 5th generation, there is an obscene number of sensors. The same F-35 will see a thermal rocket
@@Տիգրան-ժ1է A fox 2 is a passive track so even fifth gen aircraft can’t detect infrared missiles if they have a lock. For fox 3 or fox 1 missiles you would get warnings because the missiles send out radio signals which aircraft can detect even going back to gen 3 aircraft.
@@oofderf I know how it works. But there must be some optical sensors on the plane similar to the L-370 for example
When Iceman said “do you know why?”, I knew exactly what was coming!🤣🤣
Yep we all do. Common theme for HISHE
It's almost like a predictable running gag
😂😂😂😂😂
Mav's reaction to the "I'm Batman" joke is honestly adorable.
Because I'm Batman!!! in batman Arkham origins in unfortunately batman masks I'm Batman joke that XD 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😆😃😂 1:31
"Fire second wave of tomahawks" Lmao that got me because it would've taken the entire challenge away
It was my biggest beef with the movie, which is saying a lot. They could at least have thrown in a bs explanation as to why they couldn't take out the SAMs, especially since the reason they needed F-18's was bs.
except for the whole "precise bomb this point while advanced fighters are prowling about" part, but otherwise, yes, exactly.
@@HariSeldon913 we expended all the tomahawks defending Taiwan from an unknown country. Now it’s up to you and your F18s
Wouldn't have changed the fact that there were
FIFTH.
GENERATION.
FIGHTERS.
I think they don't know the locations of the defense missiles exactly to target them with tomahawks(this is just what I think, I may be wrong).
Love it that their angel wings, are the intakes and wings from an F-14. 😂👍
And the "Because I'm Batman" was the best gag! 🤣
Maverick has fallen! I Starscream am now your leader!
@@josiaharaki7310
MEGATRON: *Standing right behind Starscream and tapping his giant metal boot/foot impatiently.* _"StarscreeeAAAAM?!"_
didnt even notice 😂
@@josiaharaki7310 Don't read my name
I didn't notice the F-14 angel wings. Good spot!
As soon as he asked "you wanna know why?", i just felt it in my bones the motto of HISHE "Because I'am Batman!!!" being uttered
Only Mav could accomplish an Impossible Mission. Nicely done cruise...
I see what you did there lol
@@jamesm2078 ...a blind man could have seen that one :)
I mean they are going against a rogue nation capable of unleashing a dead reckoning of a fallout.
@@heathb4319with his eyes wide shut.
He can engage in risky business because he makes all the right moves 😂
I think I’m losing it.
I was sort-of hoping to see Han and Chewie save them at the last second, right before shooting the exhaust port.
Yeah, the similarities to A New Hope are too great to ignore - Honest Trailers focused on that, surprised HISHE missed the opportunity to throw in some sort of reference.
@@quillmaurer6563 Pitch Meeting also took that angle, so maybe HISHE left that beat on the cutting room floor.
@@quillmaurer6563It had to be intentional, right?
@@quillmaurer6563 It would have been too obvious I guess.
@@worldwideinterests1 It's OK for Maverick to copy from Star Wars, because Star Wars copied from 633 Squadron
When they reveal Iceman’s passing in the movie, I nearly teared up. Such a beloved character, and Val Kilmer is a national treasure. I hope he gets better soon.
He has recovered, but his voice is gone.
0:20 the angle wings are f-14 wings
I was just gonna say that. thanks for noticing
0:22 the fact that they're angel wings are tomcat wings are probably a comeback to the 1986 movie
Bro i thought it was amazing lol
Yeah I noticed that😂
Their
@@SamT-gg8by
No it's they're.
@@harleyb7880 you’re messing with me and it’s hilarious, however “They are angel wings are tomcat wings.” doesn’t make any sense.
The part where Mav was navigating through the zig-zag thing was WAY too accurate with the grunting.
I know! 😂 That grunting was hilarious!
@@productamadeus8745 its also an actual technique used hy IRL pilots to not pass out, which Tom Cruise is.
Using undefined enemy is about best idea ever - allows for easier self-insert and it is better to root for someone instead of rooting AGAINST someone particular.
It also makes it timeless, since "enemies" change over time.
"Undefined" enemy flew F-14 Tomcats. It couldn't be more obvious even if they waved Iranian flag.
It's Iran. Everyone knows its Iran.
Except for Iran not having 5th generation fighters. Or Hinds.
But you know who DOES at least have Hinds, as well as a nuclear program based in snowy mountains?
North Korea.
"The enemy" is clearly an amalgamation of Iran and North Korea.
@@able34bravo37 I might be mistaken, but I think they specifically stated it's Indian Ocean.
The two things I thought I'd see this episode:
1) The potential Star Wars crossover where they say the target is 2 meters wide, and Luke pops in to say he used to bullseye womprats that size.
2) They land safely on the carrier at the end, only for the ejection seat to kick in as they're congratulating themselves.
I thought I'd also see a reference to the fact that Maverick and Rooster apparently commit a war crime at the end.
Which Is……
HISHE, you will never be able to top this "Because I'm Batman" ever in future.
Pure gold guys. Hat's off.
I knew there would be a "Because I'm Batman" joke the moment Iceman said, "You wanna know why?".
Excellent work Guys !!
You've been away for far too long but you've certainly made up for it !!
The video just released how did u see it alr?
@@kdthecuber4910 easy !!
@@kdthecuber4910 Don't read my name
My dad was an F 18 pilot, and is now a civilian fighter pilot who trains the Air Force in air combat. There are a lot of "How it should have ended" scenes in. this movie. Despite that, he loved the movie.
"Civilian fighter pilot"? Um . . .
". . . who trains the Air Force in air combat"? Um . . .
@@SplashJohn If you knew anything about modern air combat training, you would know that the military (particularly the Air Force) is taught by retired, experienced fighter pilots who work for civilian companies (like Draken International) that own fleets of "civilian" fighter jets. They train the Air Force pilots in all forms of air to air and air to ground, and train them, in complex missions. It's a LOT cheaper than what the military used to do, which is divide their fleet in two and train new pilots against new pilots.
@@SplashJohn Yup, you got that right... because thats how the Air Force works now. I would know, my dad was a marine, who is now retired and works on the air force. I literally lived on an Air Force base for several years before I moved out.
@@SplashJohn it's true, contracting companies hire former Fighter pilots and pay them oodles of money to train new pilots. The government funds them. Source: I am a contractor as well.
"Oh sorry guys, I wasn't listening." Goose is so chill XD
And Maverick and Rooster's final exchange got me all choked up even in this context : )
"Because I'm Batman" and the "What country are we fighting" killed me.
1:31 PERFECT!!! 'Because I'm Batman' joke will NEVER tire and grow old, and the more obscure places you put it, the funnier!
1:35
1:31 Because I'm Batman!!! 1:35 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"On the road to the dangerous part of the sky" had me cackling. I would definitely listen to the full version.
3:03 “Which is exactly what’s going to happen to you.”
3:05! What?
“Hahahaha! What?”
As an Iranian-American (the obvious "villian") I really appreciate the "but What country?!" bit
I mean, if Iran was part of Canada in the winter, then sure. But of course, because the are the ONLY country in the WORLD still fielding US Tomcats, Iran would be the obvious choice for bad guy, except they don't have any 5th generation fighters for the finale (that we know of)
@@sprinkle61 they can try to obtain it via the recent UAV deal with RU.
Felt they were going for “Russians but we can’t call them Russians” with the snowy mountains next to the ocean
Well, it's obviously not Russia since preventing them from building nuclear weapons is a ship that sailed long ago. The snowy mountains confining with the ocean is a dead giveaway that it's Iran.
I feel like it’s kind of meant to be a blend of Iran and Russia. Like if Russia didn’t have already have nukes, but still had the snowy climates and their modern planes
1:35 that sounded like a genuine laugh from the VA 😂
"The Enemy" was used to refer to the bad guys so much in the film that I half expected Cobra Commander to be teased in a mid-credit scene. LOL
I can just imagine the shot of them just watching maverick bank left and right in the f18 while going straight 🤣🤣🤣
1:41 hishe team actually drew the outline of a ticonderoga class cruiser, I'm impressed by the attention to detail there
Also the accurate aerial threat symbols on the radar.
I absolutely love that their angel wings are the air intakes and wings of an f-14 Tomcat. It caught me off guard and got laugh out of me.
Dropping that bomb blind was the most badass thing ever
he wasnt even in any bombing mode..
He was using the force.
0:20 I like how you've had the angel wings to be that of a fighter jet
These jokes were well written, I hope they don't fly over anyone's head.
Whoosh, sorry, to high brow for me, that.
Nah - that was a good'un, mate :D
I see what you did there
@@GreatDG Good eyes, well done :D
I know, wouldn't want any of these jokes to miss their target.
The jokes landed well
1:50 now lock the site, fire third wave of tomahawks.
END OF MOVIE
In defence of the movie, lots of modern SAM launchers can shoot down cruise missiles. Probably wouldn't have hurt to force them to waste a bunch of their ammo though.
Yeah I was thinking that then I remembered oh yeah we can shoot missiles down as well. How many Tomhawks did they send on the airstrip and how many does 1 Tico and 2 Burke’s have on hand
@@Cpt_Boony_Hatexcept those SAM's used in the movie are 1ST GENERATION SAM'S
@@yuukibr5959
The model is used because they're big and intimidating.
@@Cpt_Boony_Hat Somewhere around a hundred, hundred fifty
Ground strike load out might be 200 total.
SAMs used in the movie are old. They would such at sitting down NoE-flying tomahawks.
Also, one could deplete SAMs with TALD/MALD. Or just old-school wild weasel.
After the 2nd Tomahawk launch "Now launch a wave of F-35 fighters for air cover to go those guys off Maverick." I have watched a lot of TH-cam channels with former Navy pilots who says a lot of the military stuff does not happen, but they still love this movie.
Of course they love it, US win at the end
Me throughout the entire movie:
Who are they fighting anyway?
The movie:
Hey, done or worry about it.
That only ONE country in the entire world actually has functional F-14 Tomcats made it super obvious to those who know...
Iran.
I found it nice that they never mentioned a country and just focused on the aviation part of it. In todays world it kinda feels refreshing
@@VNtergon Refreshing? people admit it's a remake of Star Wars.
@@josh72456 nah. Its a commercial military aviation. Even russian pilots liked it. Sure there are things in it that are more Star Wars then reality, but it was still fun instead of being a propaganda movie. bTW, whats most star wars for you in it?)
@@VNtergon The borrowed dialogue I just cringed a bit and of course the aerial sequences are callbacks to the Death Star battle just like the dialogue.
God could you imagine if Val actually said those lines as a blooper joke.
Great Job! As a Navy Veteran who wasn’t on a Carrier. I loved seeing the Tomahawks launch in the movie and on HISHE!!!
That “Because I’m Batman!” gag with Val Kilmer was probably the best joke they have ever done!
0:32, Phoenix is right to ask. In the first film, it was clear that the enemies were Russian "MiG-28" (they could say it because they were sure the Russians won't see the film) but in this one there is no mention of any country, to avoid any polemics. But a good eye will see that the 5th Gen jets are Russian Su-57.
Doesn't mean they were russian. They could've been exported to somewhere else.
@@bc_011 Has Russia ever exported any Su-57 fighters ? The only country in the world with functional F14 Tomcats is Iran, but their snow-covered mountain ranges are few...
@@sprinkle61 true true...
It was Iran, as there was an F14 tomcat in their hangar.
@DanishDrakens729 It was Iran in both movies.
The best part was when they could’ve used guided missiles to take out the Sam sites. Or just used a few expendable drones. Or used stealth. But you know , Tom Cruise.
I'm surprised he didn't ride a motorcycle through the canyon....
@@michaelpipkin9942 I think you mean hang off the side of one airplane while he's flying another airplane?
There wouldn't have been a movie in that case. A couple F-35s at high altitude dropping a pair of laser-guided bombs would have been really anticlimactic.
Was thinking the very same thing when walking out of the theater 😂
not quite. The Tomahawk missile is detectable by radar so they would be intercepted by the same SAMS in less than 20 seconds after they entered their airspace. also there in the briefing, there are at least 20+ SAM sites pinged. each has 4 missiles which means that at least 80 drones would have to become targets the insure they used up all their missiles. and they would have to be similar in size to an aircraft to be detected. and while yes the US does have more than 800+ drones at its disposal. the one Aircraft carrier (the one in the film is USS Roosevelt) while able to launch a few drones would not be able to carry all 80 needed for what you suggest.
Maverick was hands down one of the best movies of 2022. So entertaining! :D
*best Movie
*one of the best Sequal
It truely was a boring year indeed.
All this says is how bd the 2022 season for movies was.
5th Generation Fighters this, 5th Generation Fighters that...
There shoulda been a clip of a field of untouched F-22 Raptors sitting around asking "Uhhh guys? You sure we can't fly just this ONE mission?"
2:12 This scene has ruined my top gun movie experience. Can never view it the same way. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same here 😂😂😂
Possibly one of the best HISHE's i've seen in a long time. Well done you guys! Was especially a fan of the ever-increasing amount of people in heaven joke
I just noticed the characters had jet wings as angels.
good catch! didnt notice....
Ok, that Val Kilmer Batman joke killed me. Loved his final interaction with Maverick :)
@Seth Torres Personal I didn’t think so at first then I found out the same actor actually played Batman. So it’s decently funny I’d say
@@Newt2799 You need to watch all the Batman movies, you're missing out.
@@ryukishi07thecreator70 I just watched Batman Forever. Honestly better than I expected. Jim Carey was a fun riddler too lol
No matter how dysfunctional the internet gets, HISHE will always be there to make us smile laugh. Thank you for another hilarious video - look forward to Wakanda Forever!
- What country are we fighting with?
- 5th generation Su-57 fighters. Now figure that out!
The gag "Because I'm Batman" makes me laugh enough even in Top Gun. It'll never get old 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We feel the need for Saturday speed for Hishe’s latest episode with this year’s biggest films ever to happen to be a best sequel.
All the times Maverick died and went to heaven were funny 😂
oh sorry fellas I wasn't listening 🤣
Val Kilmer is indeed Batman. And with that laugh, Tom Cruise is definitely the Joker.
I liked the part where Maverick said his famous catchphrase, *It’s Gunnin’ time* and proceeded to top all over the bad guys, truly one of the sequels of all time.
Stop! He did not say that! Also stop with the It's Morbin Time joke! It's getting really annoying!
@@mr.movieandtvguy5310 We must not have watched the same movie, I have a clear memory of this happening.
@@Befuddled_Ostrich It didn't! I know because I watched it many times! There's only one version of Top Gun: Maverick!
@@mr.movieandtvguy5310 lmao someone is getting saucy
@@RED-47 I'm just trying to say that this joke needs to end. It was funny at first but now I hear it everywhere. It needs to end
I think the biggest plot hole is when they are discussing the GPS jammers countering the F-35 stealth fighter forcing them to go with F-18 is the biggest issue. The F-35 isn't countered by GPS jammers, and can designate targets with it's laser, which it comes with.
The F-35 has the capability to internally carry the 2,000 pound HVPW bunker buster bomb that could certainly replace the that ridiculous double bomb _"teamwork!"_ maneuver.
On a military level there are so many flaws that this shouldn't be called a _"war movie"_ anymore. It's literally a _"civilian-grade fighter plane fantasy"_ at this point. Just making stuff up! 🙄
that is not f35 it's Su-57
@@Ryuu1010YTHe is refering to the fact the Americans used F-18s instead of F-35s, the main american 5th gen fighter.
The lack of gags from that final dogfight has me seriously bummed.
So many pilots watched that scene and went "aaaand they're dead" about a dozen times
When Ice said "you wanna know why?" I knew exactly what was coming and I wasn't disappointed
I love the line "I can go as low as you, sir! And that's saying something!" Such an unexpected burn!
Always love your content and artwork!
I'm just dying of 😂🤣🤣 01:04
This episode was the best ! 😂😂😂😂 The tire squeal sound got me when he dodged the missile 😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you!
I like how both Pitch Meeting & HISHE pointed out that they never mentioned which enemy they were fighting or who built the secret base
it is evident that the country is russia
It's clearly Iran I'm not sure why people think it's Russia as they already have a nuclear program and are a permanent member of the united nations plus they don't have many mountains especially near their coastline.
@@fenrir834 they make it a point that its not an actual country, and even the area's its staged in is the middle of the ocean.
I love the way iceman just types I am Batman and than Maverick laughs
"Seriously what country are we fighting?"
The movie does give some major hints. The only country flying F 14's today. Wants to develop nuclear weapons, Uses Soviet/Russian made weapons, has mountains close the ocean... It dawned on me as I-RAN to the bathroom.
omg the part where they ask which country the fighters are fighting against was so relatable... i was asking myself the same question the whole movie
Unlike the original top gun, this one did not have the intention of pointing fingers at certain countries like Russia or North Korea or any country western bastions may see as threats. By keeping the “enemy” coated in black with visors and no name it didn’t offend or make threats towards anyone in real life
If you really want to know-the answer is Iran. They are the only nation still using F-14s (plus the terrain and nuclear focus fits).
@@AthenianOwl237 Yeah, I thought as much. IRL though they’d never fly the SU-57 because a) there’s no export version available yet and b) there aren’t even more than 20 of those fighters in active service now anyways, and ALL of them are with Russia.
I can't wait for Top Gun 3, SIXTH generation fighters!!!!! DRONES!!!!!
Only one country, aside from the US, has ever had F-14s and still operates them, along with having mountainous areas with a covert nuclear programme.
They didn't need to specify Iran, because it was obvious enough.
I knew the "because I'm batman " was coming but it was still awesome
Easter egg* the angel's wing are the tomcat's variable geometry wings! Good animation
Like everyone else, I loved this one, especially the "Because I'm Batman" moment that might never be topped.
Ice: who is the better pilot?
Mav: let’s not ruin this awesome relationship
Ice: I am . Do you know why? Because I’m Batman
I thought Rooster was going to eject and kiss the canopy.... like his dad.
To be fair, the missile dodging thing, while cool, also left that 5-Gen fighter wide open for Mav's machine guns, so the movie also could have ended there.
Yeah,that sort of maneuver is an airshow trick and nothing more.
The Su-57 shoulda gotten missile lock alert. It would have had atleast some sort of countermeasures
i thought he already used up the last of his ammo taking out the second jet?
@@rockyroadmagic4152 that is the second jet
@@afarrel3195 oh you meant in the actual movie. I thought you were referring to the hishe where the third one does the same thing
I was kind of hoping to have HISHE Ice tell Mav that he can still be his wingman anytime; only for Mav to punch him again. But the Batman reference is still well thought out along with the Batman mask.
I like how the angel wings are shaped like an F-14's air intake with swept wings.
1:06 Lol "they gonna crash"
Only HISHE can make a good Batman Forever joke 👍🤣🤣🤣
Favorite parts: "Because I'm Batman" and Mav's wheezy laugh.
The bad guys were probably a rogue state that seceded from the original country, & some pilots that flew 5th gen fighters defected.
Would explain why they have only 3 & why they had such an 'incomplete' defence of the nuclear base.
I like how all of them have Jet wings instead of Angel Wings in Heaven.
yeah at 2:38 lets go!!! Thats what I wanted to see happen, SU57 takes TopGun down and goes home like it didnt even sweat!
Because it was the 5th generation!
Then watch some russian Top Gun ripoff!
Самая реалистичная концовка!
@@SvoyoIMHOyou want to know the most realistic ending?
B2 night raid.
0:47 had me dying 😂😂😂
Apparently somebody actually survived a crash like the Dark Star crash in the opening 🤔 he was like… really injured, but… 😂
Yep, Bill Weaver in 1966 bailed out of an SR-71 at 78,000 feet. He survived and only died last year.
@@Darius-scifieart yeah but darkstar was flying at mach 10, SR-71 flies at mach 3.
@@anguscovoflyer95 @qantaspilot95 I'm aware. But it wouldn't really matter as much as one might think. From your username I can probably guess you know about the concept of true airspeed. How as the air gets thinner at higher altitudes. Aircraft can fly faster over ground while experiencing comparable pressure.
The maximum altitude of the SR-71 is 85,000 ft. Whereas the x-43, an unmanned aircraft actually capable of Mach 10. Reached that speed at 110,000 ft.
A quick Google search found that the air pressure at 80,000 ft is .34 psi.
Whereas the pressure at 110,000 ft is only .103 psi.
Around a third the pressure. So the true airspeed experienced by an aircraft. Or unlucky pilot forced to bail at Mach 10 would really be about the same as an aircraft at Mach 3.3
It could have had a breakaway cockpit instead of a standard ejection seat.
@@RogueAI perhaps
1:56 "B…b…but the debris! The debris!!" /s
Best movie of the year, by far
Nope. Not even close.
@@andymiller6661 you're all alone on that one, 👍
@@VINASI I don't care.
@@andymiller6661 but yet you replied hahaha saf
@@VINASI Replying I'm itself doesn't mean that I care that I'm the only one who thinks this.
"because im batman" caught me offguard! lmfao! 🤭
Short and funny! Now that's classic HISHE! 👍
oh my god, i never thought about the tomahawks targeting the sam turrets. it's so obvious.
"Which country are we fighting?"
"Well obviously Iran, you weren't paying attention when I said they still have Tomcats."
All jokes aside, great video.
Iran don't have icey terrain so highly unlikely
@@aniketyadav7147 the tomcats were Iranian, and they were fighting for Russia
@@fenrir834 yeah maybe it's Russia
@@aniketyadav7147 It’s Iran. Iran is the only other country rn that’s attempting to harness nuclear power so they can get nuclear weapons. Hence the goal of the movie to destroy uranium enrichment centers.
@@chadzahirshah2588 so where this icy mountain came from?
I wasn’t expecting this video at all! Great video, HISHE as always! ❤
I love it when every time more and more Top Gun Angels emerge from the clouds 😂