His chill voice really helps me relax. He's able to succeed with such ease and never seems to break. I'm surprised he's not getting frustrated or angry. I almost forget his videos are playing cause he's so focused and silent.
16:22 No joke, these were literally my exact words the first time I saw him. I panicked so hard I just swung blindly and ended up three-shotting him with one heart left. I swear I had a horseshoe up my ass that day
Him slowly realizing that he needs to block first instead of coming in hot and taking those double hits and _still_ not doing it got me. I'm the same way lol. 💀
As tidious as this level was, you gotta admit that it's pretty neat how the last bunch of enemies is all the bosses from the previous levels. Ahh, Nintendo, you and your little details~
@@d-jams I think they meant that poof finally figured out you can press the down button on the d-pad to reposition the sword, instead of just calibrating all the time
The outro (21:25-21:57) actually made me kinda emotional. Just the thought that the journey is finally over. You beat Matt. You beat the final stage of Swordplay Showdown Reverse. You beat Swordplay Showdown as a whole.
@byeeloserrr Minions are probably the greatist thing to happen in recent human history. It just shows how far 3D animation and computer technology has come
@@lblade_lb yeah, but I do enjoy their newfound ferocity, makes showdown have a nice change of pace. On those levels I have learned to fear the green ones, they can't block so they end up maximizing offense.
@@NightyEclipse I can't disagree with you, Pierre has always been messing around with poofesure for just existing, baseball is one of the major reasons why he hates Pierre so much
16:54 I had to look at it in 0.25 speed but the reason it looked so weird that Ashley hit was because you swung at Ashley which blocked the view of her swinging at you and then you both hit each other at the same time. *Will that be cash or card?*
Also since her ai quickly swings twice as she runs towards you which is different from someone with Matt’s ai, Misaki or Kathrin who swings 3 times at medium speed while they run towards you which means they block when they lose balance
Up to the very end, Poof doesn't understand how swordplay works, how blocking works, how he's getting hit because his block is parallel to the way the enemies are swinging.
The ending pop up is one of my favorites, “You beat the last stage! We’d love to give you another bonus stage, but you’re obviously too good. Now use your skills to duel your friends!”
Hey Poof, one technique Ive found always works as sort of a “block breaker” is to swing from the sword tip down to the hilt. For example, if someone is blocking with their sword pointed up, swing top to bottom, if their sword is pointing left, swing left to right, etc. Also, block at a 90 degree angle to block. Guns blazing on this level is SO risky.
Goals Reached: Complete Swordplay Showdown Beat The Adventures of Beef Boss: The Game Goals that have yet to have been reached: Get 1st in Mario Kart Wii online Attempt Mario Kart Wii Mirror Mode Beat Wii Party while losing every minigame Get a perfect game of Wii Sports Resort Bowling using the left hand Get a perfect game of Spin Control
@@trinidadmontanosblazquez8567 Oh yeah. He still needs to do that, although the only way he can get 99-0 in Wii Sports Baseball is by doing this in a TAS (Tool Assisted Speedrun, or Tool Assisted Superplay)
4:27 Poofesure being rather quiet up until 4:38 scared the crap outta me I was not expecting such a loud scream after such a long period of silence, which isn't usual of Poofesure anyway.
Jesus the amount of nostalgia that just pierced my soul seeing swordplay showdown again, the amount of time I spent playing this as a kid was… well a lot
matt's giant...
yup
big boy 😎
😏
He’s a big boy
yes.
His chill voice really helps me relax. He's able to succeed with such ease and never seems to break. I'm surprised he's not getting frustrated or angry. I almost forget his videos are playing cause he's so focused and silent.
It’s ASMR but better
Its literally like mediation music for me 👏😩
I downed a whole can of Red Bull and I still fell asleep watching this because he’s so calm and soothing.
I’m literally sick rn and his videos help calm me
No lie I fell asleep to his videos sometimes
I loved the part when Matt said, “it's swinging time,” and then he proceeded to unleash the minions to rise and clash Beef Boss in smithereens.
@@poptur9044 me when morbus getting beat by minions: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@RepostProductions minions is iconic and forever
@@valleyluvsU *morbius
Talk about not even getting the meme lmao
It’s actully MORBIONS
16:22 No joke, these were literally my exact words the first time I saw him. I panicked so hard I just swung blindly and ended up three-shotting him with one heart left. I swear I had a horseshoe up my ass that day
Wow
MATT’S MASSIVE!
Forget a horseshoe, you had the whole horse!
Him slowly realizing that he needs to block first instead of coming in hot and taking those double hits and _still_ not doing it got me. I'm the same way lol. 💀
I’ll gladly wake up my family with Poof raging for 20 minutes at 1am 😌
Yea the upload time are weird but it’s still worth waking up
same lol
Lol
Same here
Or 7am in my case
17:08 - All the insults and Mii abuse he dishes out on this channel, and then there’s just ‘Greg… your nose… IS LONG’ 😭
Well, he's not wrong
@@justtherandomguyYhea
I laughed way harder than I should’ve when pierre got YEETED off the screen at 7:44
he got 1 hit and fled before poof could whoop his ass lol
@@wulftea He used his suicidal hit ability!!!
wow people still say yeet
🤣
goanimate user?
As tidious as this level was, you gotta admit that it's pretty neat how the last bunch of enemies is all the bosses from the previous levels. Ahh, Nintendo, you and your little details~
What do you mean, aren’t the bosses all exclusive to their levels and never re-used again in showdown?
@@g20dillon I meant that the bosses from all the previous stages gang up on you
how can you compliment nintendo with a sonic pfp
@@Skoufidios Yeah, like they said, the bosses are only in the stages they're the boss of.
@@youngsoundp Yeah but here they all come back to fight you before you face off Matt! What exactly aren't you getting here?
My guy finally figure how to reposition his sword after years.
No like he said Matt left his left ass cheek exposed, so obviously Poof is gonna put his sword there.
@@d-jams I think they meant that poof finally figured out you can press the down button on the d-pad to reposition the sword, instead of just calibrating all the time
@@victini1martini971 yeah he repositioned his sword into Matt's left ass cheek
@@victini1martini971 he said it wasn’t working for him though
@@endergirl1421 yer I wasn’t paying attention and realise that now
The outro (21:25-21:57) actually made me kinda emotional. Just the thought that the journey is finally over. You beat Matt. You beat the final stage of Swordplay Showdown Reverse. You beat Swordplay Showdown as a whole.
And you also break some Wii remotes during your journey
16:23 gotta be a top 10 moment on this channel
6:46 my guy really became a fnaf door
THIS COMMENT IS SO FUNNY
That begs the question. How did he make that noise?
@@prime_231 I think that was him breathing out really close to his mic.
@@mlgamings6110 Funny thing is that I realized that a few minutes after making that comment lmao
I can't wait for poof to realize the medal for flawlessing reverse volcano.
Do you think he’ll go for it after all the torment he went through to simply beat the stage?
@@averagecat4220 Yeah, he’s that kind of masochist.
@@averagecat4220 honestly took me a day but him it might take a bit over a month as he isnt calm and collected.
@@Soul____ same lol
I had forgot qbout that medal, It took me about two days to earn that lol.
6:59 I just imagine this as a conversation between Walter White and Jesse.
I actually laughed at this
When Jesse wants to steal walters money and run
17:28 hello.
Yes bro yes
16:22 “Matt’s MASSIVE!” With no context
You should put Alfonso to the test to see if he can beat Matt in swordplay.
That would be hell for him to do it all over again lol
He'd probably do it in Swordplay Duel
i agree with you on that one
Based.
Nothing like watching Poofesure before I go to bed
Same
Agreed
Yessir
Indeed
I usually watch him after waking up because of the time zone difference.
Poof finally beat Matt with such quotes as, "Greg your noses is long" an "Suck my knee"
16:58 "If anyone can explain that one to me, I’ll give you $100."
-Poofesure 2022
Playing showdown you have to hold B ALL THE TIME, and release B only when necessary for an attack.
12:51 *OH MY GOOODD!!! UNIBROW!!!* 😂😂
17:16 I wonder if there is any Vincenzo watching this 😂
Yhea
7:30 - 7:37 This is one of his most aggressive rages ever ngl
Also 12:51
UNIBROW
Matt…
The name that is feared throughout all Mii Society in combat…..
@byeeloserrr Minions are probably the greatist thing to happen in recent human history. It just shows how far 3D animation and computer technology has come
16:35 - Me trying to score on the 7 foot, 300 pound goalie i’m versing.
16:22 The Best Part Of The Video 😂😂😂 MATTTS MAAAASSSIVVE
Poof: *everyone's suddenly is good at blocking now*
Me: *they learning*
Tbf though it’s kinda bs how the non-pros on the harder levels have quicker reaction times than the pros, especially when they block your hit
@@lblade_lb yeah, but I do enjoy their newfound ferocity, makes showdown have a nice change of pace. On those levels I have learned to fear the green ones, they can't block so they end up maximizing offense.
Because they’re AI
20:37 The moment history has been made.
16:23 - "MATT"S MASSIVE!"
So massive, he could be the new Shaq.
13:07 *if he pressed “quit”…*
I love how poof couldve saved himself so much pain by being patient and play more defensively
Judging by how tough Pierre was here, he should be part of Matt's minions at the end
16:47
@@NightyEclipse I can't disagree with you, Pierre has always been messing around with poofesure for just existing, baseball is one of the major reasons why he hates Pierre so much
@@NightyEclipse Did you not see Poofesure's tier list where he ranks all the Miis? He put Pierre in the "Despise" section
17:09 I love how aggressively he said that lol
6:45 sounded like a goddamn explosion
What was that anyway
@@Kjrose_24 Poof blowing into his mic
Person named Vincenzo watching this video: 😳
Just what I needed for my 1am fall asleep session😂
@R. Coon the sesh
2:33 the way he pronounces Miguel kills me😂
15:03 Sounded like the most specific insult Poof has ever said to a mii 😂
16:40
Take this out of context
Insert obligatory 'That's what she said' joke here.
16:22
the new star wars looks incredible. This fight scene is intense.
Haha Mace windu had followed Anakin to mustafar 😂😂
This fight legit had better choreography than the sequel trilogy
4:39 I felt the pain as he missed him slightly with his sword
Beef boss has beat matt yet again 20:41
16:54 I had to look at it in 0.25 speed but the reason it looked so weird that Ashley hit was because you swung at Ashley which blocked the view of her swinging at you and then you both hit each other at the same time. *Will that be cash or card?*
Crypto
Also since her ai quickly swings twice as she runs towards you which is different from someone with Matt’s ai, Misaki or Kathrin who swings 3 times at medium speed while they run towards you which means they block when they lose balance
21:25 - In loving memory of Matt from Wii Sports Resort.
Amen 🙏 ✝️
OooO whatcha saaaaay
2006-2022
Up to the very end, Poof doesn't understand how swordplay works, how blocking works, how he's getting hit because his block is parallel to the way the enemies are swinging.
He swings when they block vertically but cannot figure out when they block horizontally
girls when they see poofesure whipping out his toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside
16:40
16:23 *"MATT'S MASSIVE!!"*
This cracked me up so hard 🤣🤣
The ending pop up is one of my favorites, “You beat the last stage! We’d love to give you another bonus stage, but you’re obviously too good. Now use your skills to duel your friends!”
I read that and was like "wtf do you mean 'Too good' I was at one heart and Matt almost back-handed my ass"💀 At least I good at duels tho
Poof has officially beaten Matt in all Wii games. Congratulations!
Bro I only got past 1:56 and I'm already dying of laughter lmao
after what poof said at 14:07, rainer had to get his revenge at 19:15
LOL
ngl rainer seems like the most chill cpu mii, despite him being one of the most aggressive miis in swordplay showdown
Reject sleeping, embrace watching Poofesure.
7:42 how poof ignores pierre flying through the air off screen!!
19:18 I LOST it 😂😂😂😂
21:26-21:57 Top 10 Saddest Anime Deaths
Hey Poof, one technique Ive found always works as sort of a “block breaker” is to swing from the sword tip down to the hilt. For example, if someone is blocking with their sword pointed up, swing top to bottom, if their sword is pointing left, swing left to right, etc.
Also, block at a 90 degree angle to block. Guns blazing on this level is SO risky.
Goals Reached:
Complete Swordplay Showdown
Beat The Adventures of Beef Boss: The Game
Goals that have yet to have been reached:
Get 1st in Mario Kart Wii online
Attempt Mario Kart Wii Mirror Mode
Beat Wii Party while losing every minigame
Get a perfect game of Wii Sports Resort Bowling using the left hand
Get a perfect game of Spin Control
Add the untouchable stamp for swordplay showdown.
Getting a 99-0 in baseball
@@trinidadmontanosblazquez8567 Oh yeah. He still needs to do that, although the only way he can get 99-0 in Wii Sports Baseball is by doing this in a TAS (Tool Assisted Speedrun, or Tool Assisted Superplay)
And 999 in table tennis return challenge
@@Sully_2345 ik but he tried it so it's possible
12:22 Finally, my Mii girlfriend got a hit on beef boss.
20:42 one of the greatest victories
My man sabotaging himself by not blocking and walking, then blames the game lmfao
Um, then how do you explain them getting pushed back sometimes when they hit him?
My guy is salty that you beat him so easily in duels. He’s back for revenge, but as always. Beef Boss never quits and gets the dub
19:15 😂😂💀
These kinda videos are what gives me joy when I can’t sleep
@byeeloserrr yo are you okay
@@skpokerface1 just an attention seeker
4:40when everyone’s telling you your wrong and they find out your right
16:15 Most Replayed
12:34 my favorite Britney Spears song
16:23 MATT MASSIVE 😂😂😂
5:18 I don’t know why but “bitchface” had me dying lmao
This isn't over...
11:31 - Hey, Skylight, guess who made him lose a heart... VICTORRRRRR!
Watching Poofesure gives me that nostalgic feeling of playing videogames with that one friend who gets overly aggressive and heated
0:57 "Hope we can beat this in one try...short video"
*Sees roughly 21 minutes remaining*
Yeah...nope.
".... and I can go jerk off"
Poofesure raging in this video is so funny.
4:27 Poofesure being rather quiet up until 4:38 scared the crap outta me I was not expecting such a loud scream after such a long period of silence, which isn't usual of Poofesure anyway.
For real
A shame that such a legendary series is over, but well done for winning after that nonsense from Rainer
Poofesure beats Matt in 2022
Me: laughs as an 8 year old who already beaten him back in 2013.
What if I told you congratulations?
Edit: What if I told you?
What if I told you?
What if I told?
@@CyanPlushCaptain What if I?
@@some_cartoonist What if?
Poofesure didn't win because this game was too easy. He won because the power of victory has always been within his spirit.
17:08 “GREG YOUR NOSE IS LONG”
"When your swords like in my feet I don't know how to block you're meat!" Poofesure-2022
@TrulyGrassy ignore the typo 😳
Nice rimes :
" when their swords are in my feet
I don’t know how to block your meat"
XD that’s just perfect
16:22 - 16:34 That was one of the most tense moment I've ever seen on this channel. The supension was real.
Me: I got bullied in school
Mom: Come here. Tell me what happened & who did it
Dad: 7:30
8:24 VINCENZO!!!
*AND YOU DON’T EVEN LET ME STEP IN YOUR RANGE!!!*
Jesus the amount of nostalgia that just pierced my soul seeing swordplay showdown again, the amount of time I spent playing this as a kid was… well a lot
21:12 lmao bonus levelwhat-
“MATT’S MASSSSSIVE!!!!”
I had to wake up at 12:00 clock for this heck yea thx poof u make me happy u cure my depression
Cap
Everyone else: *pronounces Miguel "Mee gelle"*
Poof: MIG WELL!!!
Men. We are gathered here today to celebrate a monumental occasion.
I feel like shi and this is the only thing that’s keeping me smile I appreciate you for always putting a smile on my face
4:45 When there’s a reward of $100 for hitting a man named Yupherst
7:59 - WHAT?!
8:07 SHE TRIPPED AND TOUCHED ME WITH THE SOWRD AND THAT COUNTS AS A HIT AGAINST ME
8:24 VECENZO 💀
9:20 I don’t know what he said, but I felt that
14:09 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The ending was just to much for me to handle 🤣👏 well congrats poof! 🏆👏👏
4:39 What a quick change of emotion
Now it’s time for Alfonso to do all 20 levels 😂
half of the time its j poof stereotyping all the miis and lowk, im here for it