What did Mickey say when the lawyer called him and said that he couldn’t divorce Minnie because she was crazing He said that he didn’t want to divorce her because she was crazy, because she was Goofy!😂
What do you call piece of wood that has nothing to do? Board How do you stop a rhino from charging? You take away its credit card What did the knife say to the orange? Citrus self down, this is gonna hurt
What kind of ship never sinks? Friendship P. S.: I got that one from a video of a softball player who read jokes from a small piece of paper after several games. And still try to find that video, so if one could help me finding that, I'd be seriously glad. P. P. S.: Another one from the very same guy What did the red say to the sad navy fish? You blue!
What resturaunt is full of insects and rotten fruits? Applebees What are dishes favorite sport? Bowling What's a librarians favorite color? Read (red) What nationality is always in a hurry? Russian What is the best place to work out in outer space? Planet Fitness Why did the guy with injured knees go to the orthodontist? He needs braces What Candy gives you gas? "Toot"sie Roll
Q:Why don't cats play poker in the jungle
A:because there are too many Cheetahs
I considered getting a brain transplant
But then I changed my mind
St.Louis Films I’m frickin done
Never trust a person with a graph
They're always plotting something
St.Louis Films never trust an atom
They make up everything
St.Louis Films my god
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Whistle Sports Q:Why don't cats play poker in the jungle
A:because there are too many Cheetahs
Whistle Sports At what time did the man go to the dentist?
A:Tooth Hurt-y
What do u call a deer with no eyes
No eye deer
Whistle Sports What do u call a fly with no wings?
Answer: A walk
Why do golf players take two pairs of pants to there golf tournaments
In case they get a hole in one
A fish swims into a wall.
He yells out "DAM!"
Which restaurant ran out of business because they didn't have enough employees?
Five Guys
What do the red light say to the green light?
Don't look!
I'm changing!!
What do you call a really sketchy Italian neighborhood? The SpaGHETTO.
*why did Santa go to college for music.
To improve his wrapping skills*
What did Mickey say when the lawyer called him and said that he couldn’t divorce Minnie because she was crazing
He said that he didn’t want to divorce her because she was crazy, because she was Goofy!😂
Make this into a tournament! It would be so much better and more entertaining if this was a tournament!
I’ve been waiting for this
What happened after the banana got a sunburn?
He started peeling.
3:52 this dude reminds me Of Kevin Hart
Adidasp4 that's racist. No but seriously he kinda does
Too tall
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto
Whalzy old man just old
lmao
Yeah, I can confirm
stop stealing
the 2 guys face in match 3 is funny for me 😂😂😂
Bull Bullard that should be a good joke for the new movie "Spider-Man into the Spider-verse" hahaha
Had to turn the brightness up....
Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?
The retail store
1000 subscribers with no videos ? I already know this joke :A the retail store
What's Brown and sticky
A stick
Colby Pudenz this joke was in the dude perfect bad jokes
Colby Pudenz that was by whistle sports -_- you can't steal a joke
What do you call piece of wood that has nothing to do?
Board
How do you stop a rhino from charging?
You take away its credit card
What did the knife say to the orange?
Citrus self down, this is gonna hurt
What do you call a girl with a Christmas tree on her head?
Carol.
How many tickles does it take to tickle a octopus. 10tickles
Why did the tomato turn red?
he saw the salad dressing.
What do you call it when Darth Vador goes into a lift?
An elevader
Did you see the new movie constapated o wait it hasn't come out yet
Hi whistle sports
JUST REMOVE THE REPLAY...ITS NOT NECESSARY
i love how short some peaople
AMAZING
What's a ninjas favorite drink
WA-TAA (scream water in an Asian accent)
PLZ DO A DUDE PERFECT EDITION 2!!!!!
Why wasnt the first french fry made in french?
Because it was made in Greece (Grease)
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill
Answer: TO GET TO THE BOTTOM
I am not a joker.
I am more like Batman
Why can't a nose be twelve inches long? Because it would be a foot!!
Kathy Hughes lel
It’s from the dudeperfect bad joke telling
Eyedherup 2 ya you are right nice job.
Dude perfect copyer
What is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer. (a tree has roots if some of you don't get this joke)
Did you know French Fries weren't originally made in France?
They were made in Greece
(grease)
Wanna hear a bad joke? Me.
Spider hams secret identity is Peter Porker
What did the dog Said to the tree?
Bark
What is a tree's favorite drink?
Root Beer.
HAHA! That Homer Simpson joke almost made me wet my pants!
So many guards.....
I went to one of there games on my birthday
Why does Snoop Dog use an umbrella?
For drizzle
Where's the turtle with no legs......right where you left it
Yes
I met moose,zoose,and firefly
How many vampires have to change a lightbulb?
Zero they like the dark
what did the red light say to the green light......don't look I'm changing
What do you call a car everyone could get?
We need DP to do this
flow 29 that already did this
What's brown and sticky. Reply your answer before reading
A stick (brown because sticks are brown and sticky because it's a stick)
Do warriors
1:46 Loud house? No. Ok.
What is an owl's favorite game?
Kahoot
Green Bay Packers wow
Spider ham
what do you call three Bugattis at NASCAR race Boogity Boogity Boogity
Tooshort hall
What’s brown and stick?
A stick.
Useless
5:27
We asked for the spurs
What does the mommy tomato say to the baby tomoto
Ketchup
Astros plz do this
tnt and ace are so fine
I have the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the zoo
Do spurs edition kawhi would win
Too Tall i have a signed basketball!
Is it bad I don’t know these people
What's a pencils favourite place. Penslevania
Spider-Ham
ace!
were is big easy
One of the first
Minnesota twins
What kind of ship never sinks?
Friendship
P. S.: I got that one from a video of a softball player who read jokes from a small piece of paper after several games. And still try to find that video, so if one could help me finding that, I'd be seriously glad.
P. P. S.: Another one from the very same guy
What did the red say to the sad navy fish?
You blue!
What do you call Jason Aldean when he's sad? Jason Frowndean.
What resturaunt is full of insects and rotten fruits?
Applebees
What are dishes favorite sport?
Bowling
What's a librarians favorite color?
Read (red)
What nationality is always in a hurry?
Russian
What is the best place to work out in outer space?
Planet Fitness
Why did the guy with injured knees go to the orthodontist?
He needs braces
What Candy gives you gas?
"Toot"sie Roll
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That was not even funny
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