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  • @thespiffingbrit
    @thespiffingbrit  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1838

    *Goes into giga debt to get government bailout of INFINITE GOLD*

    • @IrregularFalcon
      @IrregularFalcon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

    • @monkeyboy935
      @monkeyboy935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yay!

    • @greatequase4697
      @greatequase4697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Debt is just only in your head if you really thing about it

    • @raptorofwar4415
      @raptorofwar4415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Wait, this is just real life capitalism.

    • @hoovy2319
      @hoovy2319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah that seems about right

  • @SpiceCh
    @SpiceCh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    At this point I'm convinced that devs intentionally leave underflow and overflow errors in their games for Spiffing Brit to discover and exploit before they'll patch them lmao.

    • @georgeu6994
      @georgeu6994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Well, it does generate content. Means people get content about a game(s), and thus might buy them.
      Devs definitely are(n't) doing it sometimes (probably).

    • @Brian-tn4cd
      @Brian-tn4cd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@georgeu6994 it definitely got me interested and play through Game pass PC

    • @Tonatsi
      @Tonatsi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It should be known that it was literally fixed today

    • @Ganinoish
      @Ganinoish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      From a coder to another. How do you gamecoders STILL manage to create integer over/underflow bugs for currency in particular. It's literally ONE variable in every game that needs a check before it is increased/decreased over the limit. It's like the oldest exploit in the book

    • @Tonatsi
      @Tonatsi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Ganinoish why they even choose a 32 but integer is beyond me. ES2 (game by same Devs) is capable of amounts higher than 2mil and thus game has a similar currency scale

  • @lazulenoc6863
    @lazulenoc6863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1055

    The game: You broke everything.
    Spiff: Yes.
    The game: What did it cost?
    Spiff: Becoming French.

    • @andygreen3575
      @andygreen3575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      That should be a price too far for a Brit.

    • @lazulenoc6863
      @lazulenoc6863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@andygreen3575 And yet it happened in this video.

    • @bibus2282
      @bibus2282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Not worth it

    • @Mirrekala
      @Mirrekala 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      So... it cost him everything.

    • @Mantades
      @Mantades 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Well, at least he didn't drink coffee.

  • @EvelynnandArt
    @EvelynnandArt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2732

    Seems like someone exploited the color grading feature in the editing software very fancy!

    • @arthur2014
      @arthur2014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      This video looks like a meme from 2006

    • @jedih8526
      @jedih8526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      Glad it wasn’t only me seeing that! Thought my monitor was dying! 😅

    • @DanSyvitski
      @DanSyvitski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Honestly re-calibrated my monitor because of the funky colour grading.

    • @TheAnalyticalEngine
      @TheAnalyticalEngine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      He's merged his video with pure cheese

    • @amedeblue8510
      @amedeblue8510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      it also harmed the sound of the video xD

  • @Zelein
    @Zelein 3 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    Spiff: "We're going to be Soviets!"
    Me: "Oh. He's going to nuke everyone."
    Spiff: "All these nukes are now making us money!"
    Me: "Huh. He didn't nuke anyone."
    Spiff: "And now let's just nuke everyone."
    Me: "There it is."

    • @danzoom
      @danzoom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      But americans are the only ones who nuked a place...

    • @xermasboo5401
      @xermasboo5401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JohnDoe-on8gl Supernova goes Pop.

    • @commodorejones8044
      @commodorejones8044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@danzoom Nuked a place with people, specifically.

  • @TheGreatCyberwolf
    @TheGreatCyberwolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2458

    "Build wonder: Christ The Redeemer" Ah yes, let us build a statue of a man who will not be born for another 3,800 years

    • @GradyDP
      @GradyDP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      I mean he already has several cathedrals venerating the same -3800 years old man so it's not too much of a stretch I guess.

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Pretty much AdMech and their belief in Omnissiah

    • @krystofkarda7395
      @krystofkarda7395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Ah yes egiptians versus french with fusion reactors

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@krystofkarda7395 except he was egyptians... and sumerians. And mayans. His first three civs had kind of a fetish going for pyramids...

    • @Ajc-ni3xn
      @Ajc-ni3xn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      To be fair this is a world where the Egyptians’ banner was a gun so

  • @deckwolf3442
    @deckwolf3442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    Philosophers: “We might be living in a computer sim.”
    Spiff: Uses exploits to print infinite money.

    • @JS-yt9nt
      @JS-yt9nt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      [Me] Hahaha that's funny there is no way we are living in a sim-
      [Federal Reserve] *Exists*
      [Me] Oh...

  • @fiesemopp6403
    @fiesemopp6403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1108

    64 Bits? Who would need that many bits! Nobody ever would need that many bits. Let's go with 32, that's sounds like enough.
    - probably Amplitude Studios

    • @Gege547
      @Gege547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      To be fair they should just implement a check before the flip. Maybe one of the unpaid intern made this mistake. But fear not her organs are already harvested for it. Its unreasonable to use 64bit for this. This is an extreme not likely to happen in normal circumstances.

    • @fast9881
      @fast9881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      32 bits have a range of +-2.1 billion. Some quick math reveal 2^21 is just a bit under 2.1 million so they didn't even use 32 bits...

    • @Kaossitas
      @Kaossitas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@fast9881 I think they used 4 bytes (integer) but the values are multiplied by 1000 - so if you had 1234 money it would be stored as 1234000 in the memory

    • @MrGlugz
      @MrGlugz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      To be fair, in this day and age integer overflow should be a total non-issue. Established programming languages come equipped in their standard library with arbitrary precision numbers, or at the very least an open-source library exists for such purpose. Using variables of native type "integer" should be almost banned from serious projects. They are only good for learning purposes during school and a very few niche situations where extreme optimization is required. This is not an intern mistake, it's a project lead designer mistake.

    • @fiesemopp6403
      @fiesemopp6403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@fast9881 Yeah, I also thought about that after posting. But, minor detail, it would be 22 bits or you wouldn't have the ~2.1 million for both positive and negative numbers.
      And for the rest maybe the game is multiplying by 1000 like @Kaos supposed, or it may use 10 decimal places to accomodate for the percentage bonusses. Wouldn't know why so many, but maybe...

  • @MTGunners224
    @MTGunners224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "Should we balance or game?"
    "Nah, just put spiff in it and let him balance it for us"

    • @SephirothRyu
      @SephirothRyu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "And by balance, we mean just making the less OP stuff more OP so that EVERYONE can break the game."

    • @jooei2810
      @jooei2810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Perfectly Balanced as all things should be.

  • @miranaxxx3942
    @miranaxxx3942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    Spiff needs to get his eyes checked. The colors are extra spicy.. pardon me as I edit a misspelling "colour" for all you lovely brits

    • @mrfivethumbs
      @mrfivethumbs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He found an exploit and now the color is perfectly balanced

    • @ipadair7345
      @ipadair7345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mrfivethumbs *colour

    • @anna-flora999
      @anna-flora999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So the orange tint isn't such me. Good

    • @DanielPatrickOberlechner
      @DanielPatrickOberlechner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ye the editor probs duplicated lumetri somewhere

    • @joaomrtins
      @joaomrtins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was about to ask if this was on my part

  • @xcreeperbombx61
    @xcreeperbombx61 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Spif's series in a nutshell:
    "Don't shoot, he's already dead!"
    * Gunfire sounds *

    • @SephirothRyu
      @SephirothRyu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Except that the guns are made of gold, and the bullets are made of solidified tea extract. And sometimes plutonium.

    • @a-blivvy-yus
      @a-blivvy-yus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@SephirothRyu The guns are made of YOKRSHIRE TEA GOLD*
      (someone had to say it)

    • @SephirothRyu
      @SephirothRyu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@a-blivvy-yus Ironically its actually the bullets.

    • @a-blivvy-yus
      @a-blivvy-yus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SephirothRyu That too!

  • @chodanowicz
    @chodanowicz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    Off course the oversaturated video exploited me into worrying about my settings and checking to see I wasn’t going blind, only Spiff exploits even his own viewers 😅🤣

    • @Tentin.Quarantino
      @Tentin.Quarantino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Glad I’m not the only one who fell for that!

    • @snarfymcsnarfface2323
      @snarfymcsnarfface2323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      and the slightly lower music

    • @supernathan94
      @supernathan94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was really confused for a bit haha

    • @TheRealAlpha2
      @TheRealAlpha2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Everyone is red from all the radiation. Subtle foreshadowing.

    • @elghost3960
      @elghost3960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I went to my settings... I thought its reading mode feature 💔😂

  • @mrj5256
    @mrj5256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Hearing Spiff sound "French" was probably the most cursed and unbalanced thing my ears have ever witnessed in this plane of existence..

  • @CHUCKLZLORD
    @CHUCKLZLORD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Spiff. Your oversaturated video made me worry my video settings were off. Beautiful

    • @thespiffingbrit
      @thespiffingbrit  3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      Yes the mental doubt is setting in! First you change the monitor settings next you change your tea brand!!!

    • @Busty167
      @Busty167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@thespiffingbrit Perfectly balanced video editing with no exploits.

    • @jackspedicy2711
      @jackspedicy2711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      when i look at mrbeast thumbnails in my recomended, my retinas burn unitil i see monocrome.

    • @Kittenfoot
      @Kittenfoot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol, just be colourblind! You won't even notice. The colours looked good to me!

    • @portland573
      @portland573 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thespiffingbrit heresy on this channel, but Twinnings 1706 > Yorkshire Gokd

  • @yjr4df758
    @yjr4df758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There's a difference between signed and unsigned integers, the devs were probably tired and forgot about that. integers are stored in base 2 directly into the storage, if it's signed, then the first bit, which would have been the most significant bit, is used to store the sign, if it's 1 then the whole number after the bit is counted, 1 is added to it, and then it is turned negative. 1 is added to it because the upper limits for a negative number would be 0, which is the same as the lower limit of a positive number and it would be redundant to have multiple values mean the same thing. Unsigned integers don't do that and are just integers from 0 to 2^(width in bits) - 1.
    Signed limits: 2^(width in bits) - 1 + 1 * -1 to 2^(width in bits) - 1
    Unsigned limits: 0 to 2^(width in bits) - 1

  • @joshuastory7365
    @joshuastory7365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    For anyone complaining about the aesthetic of the video: if you're seeing it as an oversaturated mess that's a symptom of an underlying eyesight issue. Thoroughly wash your eyes out with a warm spot of tea and your vision- and by proxy, this video- will return to normal. Cheers!

    • @veritusahriman9720
      @veritusahriman9720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Bloody 'ell bruv, instructions unclear. I've now become a homeless man living out of a shopping cart in Slough.

    • @jan_harald
      @jan_harald 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@veritusahriman9720 just do it again, it ought to work the second time!

    • @jameschambers6149
      @jameschambers6149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@veritusahriman9720 did you make sure it was yorkshire tea??

    • @jameschambers6149
      @jameschambers6149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      good god man if it was typhoo stop making comments and get yourself to A&E!

  • @lonergothonline
    @lonergothonline 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    in a game called 'airships: conquer the skies', there is a minor exploit where you pillage a town, abandon it, let the enemy A.I take it over, then when you take it back, you can 'gentle takeover' it to get the benefit of pillaging AND gentle takeover. there are some nations you can play have that are fun as well, like if you choose the flag of 'the bee' ship production is quicker.

  • @rolandholmdahl797
    @rolandholmdahl797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    If this game had an online multi-player function, I would be shitting myself if Spif entered the lobby.

    • @Razbeariez
      @Razbeariez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Well... there is online multiplayer, so you're one step closer to shitting yourself 😂

    • @thespiffingbrit
      @thespiffingbrit  3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      So far I have won all 9 MP games I have played

    • @rolandholmdahl797
      @rolandholmdahl797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@thespiffingbrit To my point exactly. Have a great day and continue breaking games.

    • @faxance2333
      @faxance2333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thespiffingbrit And made players ragequit !

    • @andrejk.2628
      @andrejk.2628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I can imagine playing like: Oh, here's my caveman... just gathering some resources... end turn... next turn: nuke incoming... @_@

  • @sumguy01
    @sumguy01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    5:14 “I’ve realized we are so far in the lead of any of the other AI’s.”
    ANY. OF THE OTHER. ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCES.
    THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH

  • @PartytimeYOLO
    @PartytimeYOLO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1113

    Romans: "Rome wasn't built in a day"
    Spiff:*builds Rome in one day*
    Romans: "how the F....."

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You dislike the stuff that gets uploaded by my fingers clicking upload? Are you just a h8er boi? I say see you l8er, boi. Don't watch the stuff that gets uploaded by my fingers clicking upload anymore. Your dislikes are damaging my good good GOOD reputation. I am a superstar, dear adam

    • @PartytimeYOLO
      @PartytimeYOLO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@AxxLAfriku no clue who you are but.... report

    • @yourdad2917
      @yourdad2917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Toaster

    • @midnightlanterns
      @midnightlanterns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Toaster

    • @egsgrhzzg9675
      @egsgrhzzg9675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      true doe

  • @rocksnrolls
    @rocksnrolls 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Me, who has never played this game before but loves spiffs content: "I like your funny words, Magic Man!"

  • @DemonGiraffe95
    @DemonGiraffe95 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Man I miss the release build of Humakind. The science and industry societies were so broken and so far ahead of everything else but they were ridiculously fun.

  • @bubbasbigblast8563
    @bubbasbigblast8563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "Sir, where do you want the nuclear missile test site?"
    "Put it in between the Fusion Reactor and the Elephant Cannons."

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Me playing humankind: “wow this game is really fun but it’s kinda tough sometimes”
    Spiff: “so I broke it”

  • @twitchyb9950
    @twitchyb9950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    “Okay, we’ve built nukes. Now it’s time to bankrupt our economy.”
    *Picks Soviet Union*

    • @brendanmccabe8373
      @brendanmccabe8373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Well actually the building of nukes was when the soviet economy started to pick up as it had previously had no developed industry and spent most of its early years developing it and the nukes came about at the time that they finally had some industry and weren’t at war

    • @rifflerunderhill7006
      @rifflerunderhill7006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I never thought I'd see a real one out in the wild. It's a "Well, actually..." comment. *Takes photo*

    • @Lapeno456
      @Lapeno456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      *SOVIET ANTHEM STRONGLY PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND*

    • @uvealpear7749
      @uvealpear7749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Lapeno456 I hate that I can hear this comment.

    • @Pizza7478
      @Pizza7478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Lapeno456 *HELL MARCH INTENSIFIES*

  • @SilverFoxSpirit97
    @SilverFoxSpirit97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    King Spiff: "Adviser! Schedule a new city to be built!"
    His adviser: "Of course your majesty"
    King Spiff: "When will it be finished?"
    His advisor: "About... two minutes ago"

  • @logan7titan879
    @logan7titan879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1746

    I like tea

  • @ивуш4ка
    @ивуш4ка 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm so happy to see you playing humankind more! It's a perfect game to break.

  • @ataraxis7089
    @ataraxis7089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    If the exploits ever get too much then there's a place for you to chill here... Don't worry, I'll supply the Yorkshire tea!!!

  • @Jaygonprime
    @Jaygonprime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    When posting an Elephant with a cannon on its back please remember to mark the parcel "FRAGILE" because if anyone can somehow drop and break an Elephant with a cannon on its back the Royal Mail will find a way !

    • @SephirothRyu
      @SephirothRyu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Clearly, the answer is to attach 6 elephants to each other via their backs, and move the cannons to their sides, so that you not only have two cannons per elephant, but when the Royal Mail drops it on the wrong side it will still land with an elephant on its feet. Also, the Royal Mail may need to borrow a Hercules or an Antonov-225 for delivery, and they probably will at least drop THAT back on the ground right side up.

    • @Jaygonprime
      @Jaygonprime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@SephirothRyu its going to take a hell of a lot of duck tape, a real large jiffy bag and a just smidge of therapy afterwards but I think you may have the solution...

  • @wazabi41
    @wazabi41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The AI in my games have somehow broke the game themselves, reaching a whopping 7k fame before turn 100 on slow and on the 2nd or 3rd to hardest difficulty

  • @dylanwillmon5672
    @dylanwillmon5672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    The ai: "im pretty sure the player cheats"

    • @savagepatron
      @savagepatron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Whoa whoa whoa, calm down the Joshua, this isnt Global Thermonuclear War…or tic tac toe

    • @alleythetoaster8401
      @alleythetoaster8401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Player has unfair advantage compared to the ai: exploits.

    • @dylanwillmon5672
      @dylanwillmon5672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alleythetoaster8401 lol perfect review

  • @shadowdagger2
    @shadowdagger2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I love Battle Elephants. They're just so fun!"
    ~The Spiffing Brit

  • @datinfodroidguy
    @datinfodroidguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Dear god, now Spiff must fight his greatest enemy... TheSpoofingFrench

    • @sergeantsharkseant
      @sergeantsharkseant 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hon Hon
      J'aime l'oignon frit à l'huile,
      J'aime l'oignon car il est bon.
      J'aime l'oignon frit à l'huile,
      J'aime l'oignon, j'aime l'oignon.
      Au pas camarades, au pas camarades,
      Au pas, au pas, au pas,
      Au pas camarades, au pas camarades,
      Au pas, au pas, au pas.
      Un seul oignon frit à l'huile,
      Un seul oignon nous change en Lion,
      Un seul oignon frit à l'huile,
      Un seul oignon un seul oignon
      Au pas camarades, au pas camarades,
      Au pas, au pas, au pas,
      Au pas camarades, au pas camarades,
      Au pas, au pas, au pas.
      Mais pas d'oignons aux Autrichiens,
      Non pas d'oignons à tous ces chiens,
      Mais pas d'oignons aux Autrichiens,
      Non pas d'oignons, non pas d'oignons
      Au pas camarades, au pas camarades,
      Au pas, au pas, au pas,
      Au pas camarades, au pas camarades,
      Au pas, au pas, au pas.
      Aimons l'oignon frit à l'huile,
      Aimons l'oignon car il est bon,
      Aimons l'oignon frit à l'huile,
      Aimons l'oignon, aimons l'oignon
      Au pas camarades, au pas camarades,
      Au pas, au pas, au pas,
      Au pas camarades, au pas camarades,
      Au pas, au pas, au pas.

  • @grimly105
    @grimly105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    "Everything is broken in humankind"
    Are we still talking about the game?

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    This game looks like it has potential to be quite great if the developers continue to support it. I hope they do.

    • @frofro7355
      @frofro7355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That developer has some really good turn based games that they support for a long time. I expect nothing less here

    • @ipadair7345
      @ipadair7345 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey I just saw you on the minuteearth video.

  • @5Davideo
    @5Davideo 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Orbital Observation Post: "Sir, the civilization below has invented fusion power!" "How? Last I looked they hadn't even achieved air travel yet." "Well, they still don't have that. But they do have fusion power." "What?"

  • @SolxtheUnmaker
    @SolxtheUnmaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "We have to go so far into the negative that it flips the interger."
    So thats what America is doing with its debt....

    • @ltbeefy9054
      @ltbeefy9054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ah! So that's why we go into debt to pay medical expenses.
      Guess we just don't have enough medical debt yet to reach the switch

    • @thetruegoldenknight
      @thetruegoldenknight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      As an American, I can confirm.
      We WERE going for the military victory ala nukes...but uh, some other civics prevented us from doing that, so Plan B is to brute-force our way all across the world. Still haven't figured out how to make that work in Afghanistan, but at least we tried.

  • @hixonreaper3546
    @hixonreaper3546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Hey Spiff, I'd love to see if you can break "Gold Rush" I know it technically has a built in cheat with "everything cost $1" but would love to see if it can be broken in a normal play.

  • @tamasgombar8363
    @tamasgombar8363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Everybody: plays games like they are supposed to
    Some random british man high on his tea: Hold my tea bitches!

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The nuclear missile is so advanced that when it's not being used, it uses its onboard computers to trade stocks and make you money.

    • @WaterZer0
      @WaterZer0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "The missile knows where it is by subtracting where it isn't from where it is."

    • @JohnDoe-on6ru
      @JohnDoe-on6ru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@WaterZer0 The missile CAN prove a negative

  • @malanok
    @malanok 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Darn, missed out on an elephant with cannon. I love these games, I never understand what is going on but spiff seems so excited it is contagious

  • @ReySilverskin
    @ReySilverskin ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The greatest evidence that we do not live in a simulation is that Spiff hasn't exploited it yet.

  • @juffray4831
    @juffray4831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Game Devs: Fix exploits
    Spiff: Find more exploits after one week.
    Game DEvs: IMPOSSIBLE!

    • @juffray4831
      @juffray4831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      wow i can't believe i got likes so easily thx people of the british empire

    • @uncoolguy5722
      @uncoolguy5722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@juffray4831 there's 18 likes

    • @juffray4831
      @juffray4831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@uncoolguy5722 GOOD

    • @juffray4831
      @juffray4831 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      thank you lovely people for all the likes

    • @MrFosite
      @MrFosite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well this are the same devs that putt in pollution and keep insisting its a working mechanic, of course they would think its impossible.

  • @zapranoth
    @zapranoth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I found an exploit today playing this game. its pretty late game as it involves the monchu pichu wonder. But you can get cities with infinite population.

  • @steichert4773
    @steichert4773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    "Spiff yeets nuclear bombs at small islands" Guess the ol' spiffer really did turn froggy. Will this channel now exploit EU subsidies instead of games?

    • @ahmataevo
      @ahmataevo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bikini Atoll became Exposed Hole Atoll... or maybe Big Wet Hole Atoll... It has a big radiation leak once a month now

    • @MoD1982
      @MoD1982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fairly sure Spiff recently uploaded a video about carbon credits, does that count?

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      England is a not-large island.

  • @jdbeier8520
    @jdbeier8520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So this is how Wakanda was built

  • @ashwalkerson1934
    @ashwalkerson1934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Spiffing Brit is the only channel that I actually press 'Like' when he says.

  • @UnreadyPlayer
    @UnreadyPlayer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Video saturation only goes up to 100, but Spiff managed to exploit the video editing software to turn up the video's saturation to 4500%

  • @andrewgutmann9432
    @andrewgutmann9432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    New theory: the US government thinks this works IRL

    • @dairoleon2682
      @dairoleon2682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You mean the banks who own them.

    • @theendersmirk5851
      @theendersmirk5851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Given the largest part of the spent money per year is the military, what makes you think it's a theory?

    • @drsm7947
      @drsm7947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      USSR have try this and failed

    • @ThomasOwOD
      @ThomasOwOD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@drsm7947 economy wasn't why the USSR failed

    • @drsm7947
      @drsm7947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ThomasOwOD i mean they try to sustain big military expenditures

  • @darkfire4206
    @darkfire4206 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dont worry spiff i dont blame you but i do blame Royal mail! My great great great grandfather was the first like and im still waiting for his elephant with cannons on it. When it finally gets here I'm afraid to look in the box as long as i dont look it's possible that its still alive.

  • @poodlezoinks
    @poodlezoinks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    With Skyrim releasing again, I hope the *Legendary Most Handsome Reanu Keeves* will make his return too😏

    • @hamsterninja3955
      @hamsterninja3955 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fishing es 6 in skyrim (skyrim is a perfectly balanced game)

    • @miinyoo
      @miinyoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd like to see heir Reanu Keeves transcend time and restoration loop ESO, Oblivion and Morrowind.

  • @W0lfguard1997
    @W0lfguard1997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The one time i went full on production was on empire difficulty. The game ended around turn 170 due to too much pollution. I spent the last 20 or so turns producing new districts in my cities that received a stability and food debuff of hundreds because of the "small" pollution level.

  • @dorklord975
    @dorklord975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love breaking humanity with the power of Yorkshire Tea and British attitude, perfectly balanced 👌

  • @Kaltsit-
    @Kaltsit- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    History nerds: “You can’t build a fission reactor 3,000 years before Jesus is born”
    The Spiffing Brit: “Connor, Hold my tea”

  • @SREDISKRAD
    @SREDISKRAD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Spiff, the only problem about this exploit is you need to be French to pull it off - come on spiff, I'm sure you can find away to pull this off, pick Britain, get all the tea production, and have infinite resources /s
    great exploits as always.

  • @nicolaspoirier2657
    @nicolaspoirier2657 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok this is literally f**king impressing😂 I started this game a few days ago and I'm not even able to get anything over 100 per turn. Nice job man

  • @cesaralarcon5228
    @cesaralarcon5228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *Strategy game releases*
    Spiffing Brit: “So you have chosen Death”

  • @Thnaraka
    @Thnaraka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I didn't make the cut off on the first 4,000 elephants but I'm liking and commenting on the video nonetheless to lend my power to Spiff as he breaks the youtube algorithm while breaking games (now that's efficiency).

  • @onipiz4138
    @onipiz4138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Can't wait to get my elephant with cannon. I can pull off some great "exploits" with it...

  • @greenacadian4197
    @greenacadian4197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    16:36 That was the most convincing French accent I have ever heard, mon ami.

  • @yeoldegent8140
    @yeoldegent8140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    *on my death bed*
    *a relative brings in a package*
    *it's an elephant with a cannon mounted on it*
    Edit: *dies in peace*

  • @theeternalbard4308
    @theeternalbard4308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You ain't lying. I'm curious to see how they balance the game. Taking a pause on it for now but I had fun with it.

    • @rhinoromp5164
      @rhinoromp5164 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      maybe they wont balance it lololol. It's getting much more attention like it is.

  • @diamondbrain6253
    @diamondbrain6253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Normal coffee drinkers: Rome couldn't possibly have been built in a day
    The Spiffing Brit: Hold my tea

  • @Gormathius
    @Gormathius 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:59 Ok that image is actually amazing.

  • @tiger2498
    @tiger2498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Humankind is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits, except the every mechanic within it"

  • @carlsoll
    @carlsoll 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your work is so funny, so informative, so entertaining spiff. Watched nearly half your videos in the past 2 weeks :D

  • @simpleybransen1102
    @simpleybransen1102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Hey spiff, thanks for the upload, needed something to take my mind off of my brothers passing 🥲

    • @ZantharEos
      @ZantharEos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ☹️

    • @mayoandbananasandwich6527
      @mayoandbananasandwich6527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sorry for your loss mate

    • @thespiffingbrit
      @thespiffingbrit  3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sorry to hear that friend. I hope you feel better soon and maintain your amazing jazziness

    • @Dreguhl
      @Dreguhl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Condolences ❤️

    • @DrDirtyBird
      @DrDirtyBird 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My condolences

  • @lynchy5037
    @lynchy5037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tea when added to computer +100 to colour grading +10 to sound funkyness +100000000000000000000 to exploitability of everything you touch -colonists now hate you

  • @kaltaron1284
    @kaltaron1284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Why not use a giant cannon mounted to an elephent?"
    I think the elephant has something to say about that and it's not a very positive or calm review.

    • @ianperley233
      @ianperley233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mildly Upset Elephant: **Mashes keyboard furiously**

    • @kaltaron1284
      @kaltaron1284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ianperley233 And probably deaf. So communicating via keyboard makes sense.

  • @Hugh_Neutron
    @Hugh_Neutron ปีที่แล้ว +1

    People who think the ancient Egyptians had lasers a shit think this is historically accurate

  • @maggieisyourfriend
    @maggieisyourfriend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I can’t wait for my new pet elephant, I’m gonna name it Yorkshire Gold.

  • @windflier1684
    @windflier1684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For anyone wonders,They used Fix Point Number to store Fractional Number, so instead store a float number like "123.456", they store "123456" and tell the engine the last 3 digits is Fractional.
    So as for the result, the number is 1000x easier to overflows. It was supposed to be overflew after 2,147,483,647 (max for 32 bit number), but with this method, the number will overflows after 2,147,483, just like in the video, after 2.1M.

  • @mikerahl123
    @mikerahl123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I always approve of exploits ending with mass nuclear devastation!

  • @bitchaos4591
    @bitchaos4591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know how a bunch of shows have the "ancient civilizations that made all this great stuff but mysteriously disappeared?"
    Pretty sure that's just civilizations, run by Spiff, shattering reality in various ways. Then when Spiff leaves to another game, reality reasserts itself, causing the civilizations to collapse with it's now completely unviable strategies.

  • @Robbini0
    @Robbini0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I would honestly like see a technique like this in a competitive game.

    • @Posiman
      @Posiman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In a competitive game his opponents would notice and admins would ban him

    • @Robbini0
      @Robbini0 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Posiman For ?

  • @rileyexistent8738
    @rileyexistent8738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think spiff made basically Atlantis, a ridiculously advanced society with basically magic in a time period where they should not exist. Main difference is that there is that no god can stop spiff

  • @BEEETRUS
    @BEEETRUS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Still using premium still feeling like I'm being farmed

  • @liamgovind5914
    @liamgovind5914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My friend watched this video without a warm cup of tea in their hand.
    They’re dead now

  • @WhoLovesDean
    @WhoLovesDean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Perfectly Balanced SATURATION...

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Elephant with cannon? "Making science"? This is peak civilization!

  • @caledfwlchiaed7102
    @caledfwlchiaed7102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *Old Title:* *INDUSTRY ONLY IS BROKEN IN HUMANKIND* - *Humankind Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits*

  • @CreativityNull
    @CreativityNull 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Some developer there doesn't know how negatives work in binary... Or what happens when you exceed a register or variable container... It's like no one learned from the infinite item exploit from Gen 1 pokemon lol
    This is an exploit as old as digital computing and it's so glorious to see it in brand new games

  • @mcarson1001
    @mcarson1001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Sorry spiff, I couldn’t watch the whole video because KOTOR REMAKE WAS ANNOUNCED AND THERE IS A TRAILER.

  • @TorIverWilhelmsen
    @TorIverWilhelmsen 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Spiffing Brit: posts video
    Humankind development team: "Okay crunch time is here again."

  • @Sarril101
    @Sarril101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm really curious how the devs are going to balance this, IF they plan on ever trying to really balance it *LUL*
    PS: I'm drinking tea, out of a almost 1 liter mug. Hardcore tea, for hardcore and perfectly balanced show

    • @michaelahurt
      @michaelahurt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be fair *this* level of imbalance isn't possible in a real game. If you put it on the slowest speed, low difficulty, large map with only a few AI's, and have a comprehensive knowledge of the game mechanics then, yeah, it's broken. But that's like saying if LeBron James played against 5th graders it wouldn't be fair.
      They actually have done a good jo of making every affinity feel broken, which is it's own kind of balance. That being said, I agree that balance IS particularly bad -- especially on non-standard settings -- and it probably will always be a challenge in this game. Trade, wonders and religion all have serious issues, even when you can't stack wonders. They really just need to lower the yields and bonuses across the board, (similar to Paradox games), so the growth isn't quite so exponential and is more linear and predictable. As you alluded to, I'm sure some of that is intended so that users will get these amazing runs where everything goes right and the devs may not want to remove that. Of course the counterweight is supposed to be the difficulty level so you can't do it every game.

    • @Mezmorizorz
      @Mezmorizorz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What's crazy is that he didn't even do the most broken stuff. He could have easily also killed his entire continent with the Huns and then done the same massive industry snowball afterwards. Obviously he had already showed off how broken the Huns are (though that video was nowhere near their max potential) and really just wanted to show off the integer underflow oopsie, but he spent an entire era with a balanced culture when the most broken one in the whole game was just right there waiting :(

    • @View619
      @View619 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't think they can, it's like the game was designed based on Endless Space 2. Only they forgot that you're not controlling entire star systems in this one.

  • @duck13x76
    @duck13x76 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    16:30 the man does the unthinkable, this is something that was even less likely than him playing a game as intended, maybe even as unlikely as starting the morning with coffee

  • @senpaijayjay7715
    @senpaijayjay7715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I thought this was gonna be another irl exploit

  • @fishpop
    @fishpop 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Being prompted to get a cup of tea actually made me go make a cuppa.
    Of course it's Yorkshire Tea but for a moment i'd thought there wasn't any left.
    Thankfully the box had just been moved out of sight.
    It's expensive stuff though. The big boxes are nearly £5 but they don't half last ages.

  • @mgunter
    @mgunter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Is there a way you can claim every wonder in one run?

  • @KXNG_BXNZ
    @KXNG_BXNZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    4 gallons of tea down...
    Haven't slept in 3 days.....
    CAN'T.... STOP.... WATCHING.......

  • @Jeff-cn9up
    @Jeff-cn9up 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Editor's monitor going bad?
    Saturation levels are nuts on this one...

    • @thespiffingbrit
      @thespiffingbrit  3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I borked the settings in a re render it's my bad

    • @SpiceCh
      @SpiceCh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was thinking the same. For a moment I was scared my monitor had broken lol

    • @WolfgangDoW
      @WolfgangDoW 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thespiffingbrit deep french fried

  • @r2020E
    @r2020E 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    28:37 imagine being some random civilization in 3718 BCE and then you get nuked into oblivion

  • @EclecticFruit
    @EclecticFruit 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    So I was AFK when I reached the "you have 5 seconds to comply" warning...
    Fortunately I'm already subscribed. :P

  • @realbeatmaker4000
    @realbeatmaker4000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    it's been a year and still no elephant in the mail

  • @grayaj23
    @grayaj23 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow. Civ I's Mongol Horde strategy once got me mechanized infantry right around 1 AD. This is even better!

  • @onebear6504
    @onebear6504 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is tycoon video has it all... Unlimited production, limitless technology, infinite gold, and becoming *_atomic_*

  • @koutetsushimobe
    @koutetsushimobe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Explaining overflow errors for those who don't know... the way computers store numbers, such as the amount of debt you've accrued in the game, is in binary, a string of 0s and 1s; 8-bit systems use strings of eight digits for each stored value, 64-bit uses sixty-four bits per value, etc, the more bits in a string the bigger the maximum number you can store. The thing is, in order to store negative numbers, the computer uses the first bit (the leftmost digit) to tell if the number is positive (0) or negative (1). If the number gets too big, because of how binary works, this bit can get flipped to a 1, making the game think the number is negative. This is called an overflow error and might explain why getting deep enough into debt in this game magically gives you credit.
    An overflow error also caused the original Super Mario Bros game on the NES to give you a game over if you got too many lives (more than 127).

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Profit! From an army!”
    -b]direct quote from blackwater

  • @mikeanco
    @mikeanco 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tops hats off to you spiff, may you never stop making Her Majesty proud