One of his best was not in here. After being called a sexist for his takedowns of Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann he said, *_"I don't criticize them because they HAVE breasts, I criticize them because they ARE boobs!"_*
Blonde to cop: When I came out of the salon I saw a man driving away in my car. Cop: Did you get a look at him so that you could ID him? Blonde: No, but I got the license number!
Give this foul mouth a congressional medal of honor! His unstinting dedication to fighting against bigotry and hypocrisy certainly would merit an award like this.
Guy walks into a bar, says he's got a great dumb blonde joke. Blonde bartender says, "Before you tell it, be aware I'm a roller derby gal and the other 4 blondes here at the bar, well 1 is a SWAT cop, 1 is an MMA fighter, 1 is a women's prison guard and the other is a competitive weight lifter. Sure you want to tell your joke?" And the guy answers, "Well no, not if I have to explain it 5 times."
Well, they can be hugely time-consuming, going through so many episodes to pluck out excerpts on a particular topic. So I don't always find the time to squeeze them in. If you or anyone would like to help make them a source of income for me, even if modest, I'd treat it more like a job and would keep them coming on a more regular basis. (See description.) But until then, you're going to have to excuse the time-outs. Regardless, I appreciate your support. Thanks. ;)
Patricia Wright ,Sending him a message through Tumblr, or Overtime, I think are your best chance of him being told about it. Also, I would recommend writing to him. He writes blogs on tumblr and it isn’t overloaded with comments. Facebook and Twitter are also monitored by his staff. He probably has an Instagram account too. He often speaks about Social Media, and my impression is he doesn’t monitor his accounts. He never mentions tumblr, but he has several well thought out blogs there. I think you should write him and send it certified.
Bills New Rules are brilliant and very very funny. His take down of all those Fox News bimbos was savage. Totally correct. They all look the same and sound the same. Like a production line of bigoted Stepford wives.
yeah we need more liberal left lgbt multiculti for our TV-News Facade , lets make it everone looks different and sound different while *saying* *the* *same* !!! God *WHO* would pay reporter for their research and work? , what a nonsense of wasting of time and money. just give them their clowns-make-up and let thoose bitches read down what my Israel & Chinese Investors like to hear!
Not as bad as the fat ugly pigs on the view,,do they hav any viewers left,unlike fox who hav 10× cnn viewers,, bottom line sex sells and so does the truth
@torreyintahoe I know, the sad part is that was it, until centuries later when the superheroes franchises started spitting out superwomen, AND STILL Capitain Ripley from Alien has continued to be the best and most amazing kickass superheroine for me (a woman) than any other ever. Also the Alien designed by H.R Giger helped a lot. I love it.
@Carlo Cocciolo , no, the most dangerous Alien was actually the Queen! So that is a potential female role model, too. Depending on how psycho you like your role models.
@@Cng0308--Yet, I bet that you like T-Dog?(This is the president's RAP name I gave him) IF, you are a T-Dog fan you can't call anyone else "vile, cheap, and low"! Because, they don't come anymore VILE, CHEAP, or LOW than T-Dog. Matter of fact, ANYONE who voted for him can't ever insult another American. Because, you put the biggest insult to our country in power, & now we can't get that dangerous fool out of there.
Anybody can make fun of anything - or anybody. If his/her jokes are good, then he/she will get some laughs. If you are one of those people who are easily offended, I have some advice for you: Don't watch videos with "somebody is making fun of something" in the title. Only if you are looking to be offended.
What he says is yuk man... I love laughing but look : that language is not passing in Canada.. it's plain sexist/ sexualised too not funny . Trudeau would escort him out himself. It it was a women saying these stuff it would be different & prob funny . Ya ..yuk
@@sarahsokal Canada is a big country, speaking for all citizens is not very believable. Bill is actually moderate - what about Ricky Gervais or Bill Burr? Not welcome in Canada?
@@sarahsokal sorry Sarah, you're wrong. Our dishonourable unmentionable WEF indoctrinated toady would welcome Bill with open arms. BTW, aren't you being a little sexist here? It's okay for a woman to make these jokes but not Bill. Pax
I remember long time ago in his show when he brought in the French girl from "American werewolf in Paris" What a beautiful disaster that was lol, the second hand embarrassment was real! Lol
Most politicians look the goodie all American gigilo and bimbo type. Whether They are lawyers They behave like arrogant yuppies from the 80s. Republicans are the people who love cop shows and war movies pretending to save us from the world when They are coming out of prison wanting to join the military?
When I was a youngin, I heard that some women could become millionaires simply by changing articles of clothing from time to time. Now I know that's true.
Anyone know what the name of the company is that is not SpaceX that launched the 100 small wifi satellites into space a few weeks ago that were for wifi service?
If it's important to the backer it's important to the farmer. That does not mean the farmer will not eat a bowl of chili. But it is important that the backer is entertained as the farmer eats.
American women have no class, no matter how hard they try to pass as classy. As for Sandra Smith being intelligent, well, you truly must be not so intelligent for making such assertions. Greetings from 🇮🇹 the land of style and class.
This stuff is funny... but it kind've made me realize how much Maher has _improved_ in the last four years or so. He's way wittier and way more thought-provoking in his recent stuff.
Mocking any Bimbo, at any time, is perfectly acceptable. There are two in the Trump Regime we see with some regularity; they both use too much makeup and one is a Meth-addict.
It is both. Technically, the nation is the United States OF America - but people here have called themselves Americans, and referred to the nation as America since it's founding. If you want to be nit-picky, America is NOT a continent! North America is a continent and South America is a continent - when referred to as a whole they are called the Americas. The only entity actually referred to as America is the USA. Word usage defines meaning. Go to almost anyone in the world and ask them what America is and they will be thinking of the USA.
@@TA-kr1di You COULD if you want to be redundant. Places can be referred to by more than one name. NYC is not an apple - but it is called "the Big Apple" - Holland is also known as the Netherlands.
Good one on Fred Thompson & his trophy wife. I bet she's living large now that he's dead....what's with these old ass men, including Eddie Murphy and Donald Trump. It's just sad!
Maybe because we are speaking ENGLISH! And because word meanings change over time! I doubt you will find anyone in an English speaking country today saying. "I'm feeling very gay today!" - unless they are a homosexual - but it used to just mean happy and ebullient! Here is the definition of "bimbo" - note that the male reference is considered dated - as in no longer used that way much anymore: Definition of bimbo (Entry 1 of 2) 1 - dated slang, usually disparaging : MAN, FELLOW … no recently engaged bimbo cares to discover that he was not the little woman's first choice. - P. G. Wodehouse 2 - informal + usually disparaging : WOMAN … evidence of how her hubby's been cheating on her with various bimbos - Dan Greenburg especially : an attractive but stupid woman We didn't want a blond bimbo in that role … we wanted her to be smart. - Hugh Wilson
The shot at the late Fred Thompson was HILARIOUS!
Priceless and spot on.
As always ... funniest material on TV!
One of his best was not in here. After being called a sexist for his takedowns of Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann he said, *_"I don't criticize them because they HAVE breasts, I criticize them because they ARE boobs!"_*
And all liberal women are intellectual giants? I'm sure he knows better than that,
This made me realize just how long Bill has been doing this show. And I remember watching this before TH-cam was even a thing!
"Lindsay Lohan, drink Canada Dry, is a slogan, not a dare"!
I see what he did there! 😂😂
@Dude Sweet celticcanada.com/saw-sign-said-drink-canada-dry/ ... It's an old joke.
Blonde to cop: When I came out of the salon I saw a man driving away in my car.
Cop: Did you get a look at him so that you could ID him?
Blonde: No, but I got the license number!
×× LICENSE PLATE NUMBER****
@@PDCConstruction-pi1rd what did he mean exactly?
Damnit Schleprock you ruined another bad joke.
When you think about it, blonde jokes are really a kind of cloaked misogyny.
“Star Jones must put the weight back on.” I lost it.
This is a real treat to end the year
Give this foul mouth a congressional medal of honor! His unstinting dedication to fighting against bigotry and hypocrisy certainly would merit an award like this.
As always I love ya Bill Maher!
"like... Don't let me miss the open door.". Wise words indeed.
Kardashian joke, loved it. 😂😂😂
Thank you! What a great compilation, and so unique!
Brilliant as always. Thanks for posting this. 😁😁
Drink Canada Dry is a slogan, not a challenge! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Brilliant!
Guy walks into a bar, says he's got a great dumb blonde joke.
Blonde bartender says, "Before you tell it, be aware I'm a roller derby gal and the other 4 blondes here at the bar, well 1 is a SWAT cop, 1 is an MMA fighter, 1 is a women's prison guard and the other is a competitive weight lifter. Sure you want to tell your joke?"
And the guy answers, "Well no, not if I have to explain it 5 times."
Not even slightly amusing.
Cornell West and the other guy rating the rules are some of the best parts of these clips.
5:18 I didnt even realise she was speaking english for the first 4-5 words...
Where you been? More of these bro. Well done.
Well, they can be hugely time-consuming, going through so many episodes to pluck out excerpts on a particular topic. So I don't always find the time to squeeze them in.
If you or anyone would like to help make them a source of income for me, even if modest, I'd treat it more like a job and would keep them coming on a more regular basis. (See description.) But until then, you're going to have to excuse the time-outs.
Regardless, I appreciate your support. Thanks. ;)
Patricia Wright ,Sending him a message through Tumblr, or Overtime, I think are your best chance of him being told about it. Also, I would recommend writing to him. He writes blogs on tumblr and it isn’t overloaded with comments. Facebook and Twitter are also monitored by his staff. He probably has an Instagram account too. He often speaks about Social Media, and my impression is he doesn’t monitor his accounts. He never mentions tumblr, but he has several well thought out blogs there. I think you should write him and send it certified.
Bill Maher for president!
Libertarian candidate 2024!
If he ran they try to get rid of him the very first day just like Trump.you have to be a good old boy crooked ass politician to do that.
Bills New Rules are brilliant and very very funny. His take down of all those Fox News bimbos was savage. Totally correct. They all look the same and sound the same. Like a production line of bigoted Stepford wives.
yeah we need more liberal left lgbt multiculti for our TV-News Facade , lets make it everone looks different and sound different while *saying* *the* *same* !!!
God *WHO* would pay reporter for their research and work? , what a nonsense of wasting of time and money.
just give them their clowns-make-up and let thoose bitches read down what my Israel & Chinese Investors like to hear!
now that you mentioned it, ..that's why you never see them and the Stepford wive's in the same room !
@@michamcv.1846 U gonna cry?
I know right?! And now that we know they all had to blow the bosses to get the job it makes sense why they're all blonde bimbos!! 😂🤣
Not as bad as the fat ugly pigs on the view,,do they hav any viewers left,unlike fox who hav 10× cnn viewers,, bottom line sex sells and so does the truth
6:00 that was mean with snookie😥😅
Very. A very cute baby came out.
And not all beauties are vapid. That's a broad generalization. Teehee.
No, it wasn't.
And all her kids were meh at best.
He should have said Kim Kardashian’s vagina instead!!!🤣
Bill Maher is a national treasure ♥️
I Love this!!
movie with a female role model: Alien.
@torreyintahoe I know, the sad part is that was it, until centuries later when the superheroes franchises started spitting out superwomen, AND STILL Capitain Ripley from Alien has continued to be the best and most amazing kickass superheroine for me (a woman) than any other ever. Also the Alien designed by H.R Giger helped a lot. I love it.
Terminator movies
Erin Brockovich
@Carlo Cocciolo , no, the most dangerous Alien was actually the Queen! So that is a potential female role model, too. Depending on how psycho you like your role models.
G.I. Jane.
9:32 that was prophetic!
1:19 Bill merges with the New Rules Sign, to become the hybrid man-sign
Jesus Christ, Bill Maher was savage in the later ones.
5:30 jesus, I had forgotten about this. Thanks for making me cringe all over again.
5:03 A 280Z? Nissan stopped making those in 1978. 😂
And yet...he's not wrong.
@@Cng0308 That may all be true, but mikefromwa is still right.
@@Cng0308--Yet, I bet that you like T-Dog?(This is the president's RAP name I gave him) IF, you are a T-Dog fan you can't call anyone else "vile, cheap, and low"! Because, they don't come anymore VILE, CHEAP, or LOW than T-Dog. Matter of fact, ANYONE who voted for him can't ever insult another American. Because, you put the biggest insult to our country in power, & now we can't get that dangerous fool out of there.
Who said he wasn’t?
He's wrong about all of it.
@@sammavacaist ...because? Finish your thought... unless you're a 45 supporter... because they don't have actual thoughts.
The words fish barrel and shooting come to mind
Amen.
Well played my man
Unrelated: Can someone please point me towards an explanation for the video artifact at 1:19. What's it called, what causes it?
Termination Shock
Glitch in the Matrix.
Data mosh
'Decomposing faster than cnn's reputation" well that aged well
Given the recent news, it aged perfectly.
Bill you are great
Bill rocks!
Genius!!
Anybody can make fun of anything - or anybody. If his/her jokes are good, then he/she will get some laughs.
If you are one of those people who are easily offended, I have some advice for you: Don't watch videos with "somebody is making fun of something" in the title.
Only if you are looking to be offended.
Damn snowflakes.
What he says is yuk man... I love laughing but look : that language is not passing in Canada.. it's plain sexist/ sexualised too not funny . Trudeau would escort him out himself. It it was a women saying these stuff it would be different & prob funny . Ya ..yuk
@@sarahsokal Canada is a big country, speaking for all citizens is not very believable. Bill is actually moderate - what about Ricky Gervais or Bill Burr? Not welcome in Canada?
@@sarahsokal sorry Sarah, you're wrong. Our dishonourable unmentionable WEF indoctrinated toady would welcome Bill with open arms. BTW, aren't you being a little sexist here? It's okay for a woman to make these jokes but not Bill. Pax
4:03. It depends on if the disability is physical or mental.
I remember long time ago in his show when he brought in the French girl from "American werewolf in Paris" What a beautiful disaster that was lol, the second hand embarrassment was real! Lol
Genius.
Lightning fast and witty as a wit; Bill Maher exemplifies everything that's good and just with the world.
not that fast, all he had to do is read what his writers wrote.
In all fairness, I cannot walk in a straight line( knee pain).
But at least you can wear clothes, right ? 🤔
And have something smart to say about world politics...?
Try matching the audio with the video. Timing is everything.
Cool ass Hitchens over there
I switched my 👎 to a 👍 after not seeing monetization commercials come up. Bravo you compiler!
Is it made by one?
In
He killed it with the Fred Thompson joke
Most politicians look the goodie all American gigilo and bimbo type. Whether They are lawyers They behave like arrogant yuppies from the 80s. Republicans are the people who love cop shows and war movies pretending to save us from the world when They are coming out of prison wanting to join the military?
0:50 except of course for Miss Irak who talked at the UN watch! She is pro! The Bath party culture is slime !!! Get em !!!
Many models have become Dr.s and lawyers
4:03 I wasn't ready!
The blonde on news is the best...because it’s true.
When I was a youngin, I heard that some women could become millionaires simply by changing articles of clothing from time to time. Now I know that's true.
To be fair, there is a lot more to being a supermodel than "changing articles of clothing from time to time."
well, not gonna argue...
Wonder where you got your brilliance from?
Anyone know what the name of the company is that is not SpaceX that launched the 100 small wifi satellites into space a few weeks ago that were for wifi service?
THE AUDIO IS OFF BY ABOUT A 1/2 SECOND
4:21 LMAO
He right doh.
An oldie but a goody
He should know a bimbo when he sees one. He’s certainly dated enough of them. Let’s not forget his visits to the Playboy Mansion either.
Look at the people sitting there that says it all lol.
@2:25 .... Lol
Literally LOL for me.
100% correct
The problem with Bill Maher's comedy which he fails to realize is he does Not ever know how to laugh at himself.
1:36 🤣🤣🤣
My man Bill.. the best!
The Anna Nicole Smith gag had a special sting to it
So Funny 😆😆😆😆😆😃😃😃😃😃🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
Bill Maher should totally become a model.... 🤣😂🗽🎤💃🎼🔭🏝🦋🕊🗝💛🎣🖋
who is that at 8:55
Richard Belzer
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Belzer
I sure his funniest asides we're while trolling through the bus station looking for trade...
Don't let me miss the open door
Probably the smartest man in America.
BSNBC....What else is there to be said??
John Oliver must be throwing a fit!
I call All the blond females on Fox 'Barbies'. No offense to Barbie Dolls
If it's important to the backer it's important to the farmer. That does not mean the farmer will not eat a bowl of chili. But it is important that the backer is entertained as the farmer eats.
He sure does make a lot of disparaging remarks about women. I thought that was a no-no.
Why are wedding dresses mostly white? To match the kitchen appliances! hehehehe.
Sandra Smith has more class and intelligence than bill Maher will ever have..
American women have no class, no matter how hard they try to pass as classy. As for Sandra Smith being intelligent, well, you truly must be not so intelligent for making such assertions. Greetings from 🇮🇹 the land of style and class.
God he's funny 😂
What do we gotta pay to keep this going?
This stuff is funny... but it kind've made me realize how much Maher has _improved_ in the last four years or so. He's way wittier and way more thought-provoking in his recent stuff.
👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
rachel madcow ?...LOL
The feminists would go silent on this one to. A republican would say something like this soon then the outrage would come
Mocking any Bimbo, at any time, is perfectly acceptable. There are two in the Trump Regime we see with some regularity; they both use too much makeup and one is a Meth-addict.
Don't worry, you'll get your Star Jones back.
Oh shit that Anna Nicole Smith joke.
I Decline 9s ..I only Bang 10s..18 to 21..
You and Bill Cosby ....
Won't do less than a 10.....on the Glasgow coma scale
9:27 didn't age well
That's interesting when he brings up people thinking Africa is a country...Just like people think "America" is a country...its a continent people..
It is both. Technically, the nation is the United States OF America - but people here have called themselves Americans, and referred to the nation as America since it's founding. If you want to be nit-picky, America is NOT a continent! North America is a continent and South America is a continent - when referred to as a whole they are called the Americas. The only entity actually referred to as America is the USA. Word usage defines meaning. Go to almost anyone in the world and ask them what America is and they will be thinking of the USA.
@@pdoylemi So then it is America of America? America United States of America?....Can you use "America" twice?
@@TA-kr1di
You COULD if you want to be redundant. Places can be referred to by more than one name. NYC is not an apple - but it is called "the Big Apple" - Holland is also known as the Netherlands.
Good one on Fred Thompson & his trophy wife. I bet she's living large now that he's dead....what's with these old ass men, including Eddie Murphy and Donald Trump. It's just sad!
That Anna Nicole Smith decomposing joke ...
How isn' t he cancelled😂😂😂
Why do Americans not know that BIMBO means LITTLE BOY????? It's an Italian word. These ladies are definitely NOT little boys.
Maybe because we are speaking ENGLISH! And because word meanings change over time! I doubt you will find anyone in an English speaking country today saying. "I'm feeling very gay today!" - unless they are a homosexual - but it used to just mean happy and ebullient! Here is the definition of "bimbo" - note that the male reference is considered dated - as in no longer used that way much anymore:
Definition of bimbo (Entry 1 of 2)
1 - dated slang, usually disparaging : MAN, FELLOW
… no recently engaged bimbo cares to discover that he was not the little woman's first choice.
- P. G. Wodehouse
2 - informal + usually disparaging : WOMAN
… evidence of how her hubby's been cheating on her with various bimbos
- Dan Greenburg
especially : an attractive but stupid woman
We didn't want a blond bimbo in that role … we wanted her to be smart.
- Hugh Wilson
Hi