Flash back to when his computer had low disk space Daz: saying something Computer: 🔔YOU HAVE LOW DISK SPACE 🔔 DAZ: FUCK OFF I'm running low on the will to live right now but I'm not going 🔔🔔 every five minutes AM I !!!
u should play ‘Scrutinised’, it’s where u are trying to avoid 2 serial killers while you’re working on some police reports or whatever. the game is scarier than it sounds, probably bc i suck at describing stuff. but it would be so fun if u played it ! love your content it’s ✨aMaZiNg✨
JUMP SCARE LIST!!! Most of the jump scares are not that scary but a few are, enjoy :)))) 1:34 - Nun Walking Towards You (Moderate) 2:37 - Nun Walking Towards You Again (Mild) 3:46 - Nun Poking Around Corner (Mild) 4:17 - Flash and Nun Disappears (Mild) 5:15 - Tense Music Plays (Mild) 5:55 - Nun Pops Up (Mild) 7:24 - Baby Cries (Mild) 8:46 - Lights Go Out (Moderate) 9:06 - Screen Glitches (Mild) 11:03 - Nun Appears Again (Mild) 14:03 - Cars Lights Go Out and Horn (Mild) 14:24 - Man Running Towards You and Chase (Moderate) 16:09 - Tense Music Plays (Mild) 16:20 - Screen Flashes (Mild) 16:59 - Nun Standing By Wall (Mild) 17:11 - Screen Flashes and Nun Disappears (Mild) 18:18 - Tense Music Plays and Man Chasing You (Moderate)
@@tokyoto1 Nobody’s actually like that lmao, just people making fun of others. I can think of like ONE video where someone was upset about being misgendered and started yelling, and she was definitely over the top. The rest of us just politely correct folks. “Oh actually, it’s they, not he” or whatever their pronouns are
Scare list 0:30 creapy music 1:35 daz being chased by nun and scary voice 4:02 nun peeking out from the door 5:22 wedding bells and scary voice 7:12 creapy noises 8:46 class breaks 11:08 nun chasing daz and scary voice 14:27 daz being chased 18:26 daz got chased and died 😁🙂 hope this helped bye 🙂😄
Daz:- "We don't read notes on Daz games." Also Daz- "I'm not quite sure of the story." If only there were some kind of information to help with that . . . a note perhaps ?
Number one rule in horror games: DONT TURN AROUND Then there’s just dad: Turns around every shitting second of the game Also Das: Walks towards the Scary shit…
*Kid:* "i just..I just want my mom.." *Daz being himself:* "Oh shit, they killed elmo-" *Narrator doing it's job:* *Daz:* "Why do i sound like the Hollywood man?.. Coming this fall, Snow... Apparently."
“I haven’t had a moment to wipe my ass in this game- wait why would i wanna wipe my ass” -Daz Games 2021
Hahahaha
4:21
I am saving this comment in my brain
@@uvori4365 HAHAHAH
he'd have to wipe his ass from the many times he shit himself XD
Daz: "where's the bitches at"
Game: Throws an evil nun demon at him"
This got me 😂😂
1:30 LOL
He did ask tho-
"Well mark me down as scared and aroused."
I read that when he said “Where’s the bitches at” in the video.
8:30 “fuck me they killed Elmo” I actually spat out my drink omg
Is this a brand new sentence?
I'm going to hell for laughing
yes
Lmao 😂
It was almost as though he read my mind...
Daz- “Oh nun, that’s a nun, the nuns here!!”
Daz- “I’m having NUN of it”
Hehehhehe
😅😅
@@kylinmbappe5 lmfao I had too I think I was the only one who noticed it😭
ok
@@isabellacooke3596 😅😅na i did it to 😅😅
1:35
I want to see his daughter quietly enter the room, stand behind him and say “don’t turn around”
That would be hilarious and Daz would get so scared and freak out and throw something 🤣🤣🤣
His daughter seeing this comment secretly imagine 😂😂
that would actually be amazing and so funny
😂😂😂
That's not gonna end well 😂
Daz : “Is that Brother Tony’s car? Hell, that looks like Pimp Tony’s car.”
"where the bitches at?"
yes
@@SunlessPeriwinkle OMG YES I LOVE FND
Daz: “we’re playing another horror game”
me: *automatically lowers volume*
Same 😭
I cannot watch these without headphones. There's just no safe volume level otherwise 😂
Don't you mean turn volume up
omg i did too lmaooo
I did that too haha
any horror game is less scary when daz is here with us
Not for me lol
Yep defo
True
Sorry games are turned into comedies to be fair
Fr 😂
“Just go straight and nothing will go wrong”
Jokes on you i’m gay.
@Mehek HAWABHAY thank you 😌
yEaH kEi, wE aLL kNoW yOu hAvE a cRuSh oN yAmAgUcHi- cAn’T fOoL uS- I’m a simp btw- :)
@@Ani_from_Aniland shut up 🙂
@@_NicoIsNotHere_ >:O TsUkIsHiMa wAtCh oUt I wiLL TeLL DaIcHi sEnPaI aNd TaNaKa sEnPaI- U-U
omfg me HAHAH
“Some people collect Pokémon, he collects heads. I don’t judge.” Words to live by 😂
“You May need an exorcist after the game...”
“HÆHÁAHÄÆH”
ÕKÆy!!
YÆY
ÆYeeêę
YÆUH
ĎūPHĮ
Daz- *about to die*
Ad- “Period got u down?”
had the same advertisement 😂💀
6:02
What’s that song?,I need to know!
😂😂😂
Very. Thank you for asking Ad.
💀💀😂😂😂
“Don’t touch shit Daz, number one rule”
That’s right, because even the slightest things could ruin your experience
🤣🤣
"You may need an exorcist after playing this game"
Daz: "HA!"
I got horrified when that happened
Me: No need to worry. I already need excorsist. I am waiting 13 years in the line...so from my 13th year.
Daz- "Oh you can sprint in this game"
Daz- Does NOT sprint
Daz : "Fuck me they killed Elmo...shit"
Me : 😂😂
Time stamp?
"Fuck me they killed Elmo... Shit"
@@DuckEmporiumShop 8:29
@@toxcity2827 thanks
I DIED 😂😂
Usually a warning means DONT PLAY...but for Daz its an invitation...
“Usually a warning means DONT PLAY…” but then why did they make the game theres no point them making a game so they can’t play it lol
@@jt1916 they just say that to make the game seem more scary
“Holy… SH- LOADING SCREEN”
And also
“Is there a rave happening?”
And
“THE LANTERNS ARE MY SALVATIONNNN”
~Daz games 2021
“I don’t wanna misgender it and piss it off even more” 😂😂
Twitter in a nutshell
@@SnubMonk more like Tik Tok
@@MixieMooz which is good bc it’s good to know ppls pronouns
@@saffie8076 no theyre just talking about how soft people are nowadays
@@Mh-ej5wu why does that mean soft
"coming this fall. Snow, apparently."
I'm DEAD DAZ 😂😂😂😂😂
Time stamp?
@@fetsangatsac5612 1:04
@@Mar-uc7kk thx
Not even that funny.
@@zalderrr that moment you realise I wasn't asking an opinion
*nun appears*
Daz: "I'm having none of it!"
Me: "I see what you did there."
“Was that Jeffery, or was that me. Oh there’s a key”- Das, wise words from a wise man.
*daz sorry
I ran to the comments and immediately seen my name and got even more scared. Thanks 😊😂
Flash back to when his computer had low disk space
Daz: saying something
Computer: 🔔YOU HAVE LOW DISK SPACE 🔔
DAZ: FUCK OFF I'm running low on the will to live right now but I'm not going 🔔🔔 every five minutes AM I !!!
PLEASE THAT WAS MY FAVOURITE VIDEO
@@Epic_Gamer3 you could watch every video and find out. You might die from all the laughter
Loved it
lowkey wished he never fixed jt
u should play ‘Scrutinised’, it’s where u are trying to avoid 2 serial killers while you’re working on some police reports or whatever. the game is scarier than it sounds, probably bc i suck at describing stuff. but it would be so fun if u played it ! love your content it’s ✨aMaZiNg✨
I second this!!!
Yes! Do it!
tweet thhis to him!! jm sure he loons there more
Game: Is a horror game
Daz: Plays it
Game: *"Oh okay I guess we switched to comedy now"*
Horror Comedy, like the Scary Movie franchise
Daz: “We don’t like being followed here”
Also daz: “like, love, caress my channel!”
Also Also Daz: I’ll See You On The Next One... Stay Dazzling......HA
@@TheLiveMontageGuy05 *_HA_*
@@wannabe-werecat XD
@@TheLiveMontageGuy05 HA
@@blackmambaphobia HA
Nun: deep voice
Daz: Daz voice
Jeffrey: COOKIE MONSTER
jeffrey sounds like jack black to me lol
JUMP SCARE LIST!!!
Most of the jump scares are not that scary but a few are, enjoy :))))
1:34 - Nun Walking Towards You (Moderate)
2:37 - Nun Walking Towards You Again (Mild)
3:46 - Nun Poking Around Corner (Mild)
4:17 - Flash and Nun Disappears (Mild)
5:15 - Tense Music Plays (Mild)
5:55 - Nun Pops Up (Mild)
7:24 - Baby Cries (Mild)
8:46 - Lights Go Out (Moderate)
9:06 - Screen Glitches (Mild)
11:03 - Nun Appears Again (Mild)
14:03 - Cars Lights Go Out and Horn (Mild)
14:24 - Man Running Towards You and Chase (Moderate)
16:09 - Tense Music Plays (Mild)
16:20 - Screen Flashes (Mild)
16:59 - Nun Standing By Wall (Mild)
17:11 - Screen Flashes and Nun Disappears (Mild)
18:18 - Tense Music Plays and Man Chasing You (Moderate)
Thank you so much ☺️ appreciate this so much
Tysm!!
Just got straight and nothing will go wrong
mild ? moderate? my tea 😢ITS EVERYWHERE
Thank you 🙏
"She or it or I don't want to misgender it" panicking while in a horror game Daz.
Omg the SQUEEK OF LAUGHTER HE LET OUT THO!!!!! Lmao
He was being funny cos of how people are nowadays
@ASB he wasn’t serious at all that’s why he giggled at the end when he said it 👍
@ASB he may have done but people are over the top nowadays and it’s too much
@@tokyoto1 Nobody’s actually like that lmao, just people making fun of others. I can think of like ONE video where someone was upset about being misgendered and started yelling, and she was definitely over the top. The rest of us just politely correct folks. “Oh actually, it’s they, not he” or whatever their pronouns are
Daz: I DONT MISS DETAILS.
Also daz in poppy playtime: doesn’t see huggy wuggys arm slither across the wall*
That's what I was saying!!! Except I didn't see his arm either tbh 😅😂
"I don't wanna mis gender it and piss it off even more"
-Daz 2021
Gen z is typing...
2:41
Hey I like you flag ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ -
@@devynhernandez93 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@@hyukaexplosion I am also one and I am not offended either
"Jump over the lump!!"
And
"Don't call me Jeffrey!"
Shouldn't have been as funny to me as it was 😂😂😂😂
Jeffrey not here right now! Would’ve been funny if he said leave a message or something
i’m so glad i can watch people scary games cause i physically couldn’t play them myself 😭
Character : ugh… I have to get out of here…
Daz “Oh. wHy dO i sOuNd liKe tHiS”
"demonic nuns chasing me, lets lock myself in a basement" THAT GOT ME
Did anyone notice that daz missed a pare of glowing eyes on the right side of the room around 10:12 as he says oh guts
Daz: *preaches love, confidence and is an absolute comedic genius but still respectful*
Also Daz: "leave that bitch out in the cold"
In his defense, creepy bitches can stay outside haha
I love when Daz is scared he just begins to sing.
"Duh, I'm having Nun of that, Nun of that"
EVERYONE: GETTING SCARED
DAZ:"WHAT HOUSE IS THIS,THE LAYOUT MAKE NO SENSE"
Scare list
0:30 creapy music
1:35 daz being chased by nun and scary voice
4:02 nun peeking out from the door
5:22 wedding bells and scary voice
7:12 creapy noises
8:46 class breaks
11:08 nun chasing daz and scary voice
14:27 daz being chased
18:26 daz got chased and died
😁🙂 hope this helped bye 🙂😄
Thank you.
Omg thank youuu 😭
No problem guys 🙂
Umm 18:26 is not correct LOL
@@jubileeobistreams8963 yh I wasn't sure if he actually died or the game just ended 🤔 and I meant to put 18:19
In the second note at the end: "One of the bodies was not skinned correctly"
That shit gave me chills and he didn't eve read it💀
That nun chase had me on edge 🥶☠
And...
Daz: "Im alive?! Ha! Nun of that, having none of that!" 🤣
Daz:- "We don't read notes on Daz games."
Also Daz- "I'm not quite sure of the story."
If only there were some kind of information to help with that . . . a note perhaps ?
His next videos going to be titled “how I got possessed”
Yep defo would be a great title and amazing vid good idea 🤣
I think we need a ”ban the basements” merch or something like that
“ Some people collect Pokémon cards... he collects heads..”
You wanna know what Dominic Toretto collects?
@@Anonymous_Music what....
@@dustytarot5886 Family😩😩😩
@@c00cieman98 haha probably 😂
1:41
“oh that’s a nun!!!”
“i’m having nun of it”
no pun intended daz?
No nun intended
There was nun of him saying that
Daz: starts getting chased by a Nun
Me: **Panik intensifies**
“I don’t wanna miss gender it and upset it even more” 😂
“You may need an exorcist after playing this game, you have been warned.”
Daz: *laughs it off*
Me: uhhh will I die?
lol thats what i said!!
@@duanegarbett7100 I’m like🧍🏼 so is safe to like watch this because likeeee the only ghost I got in my house is my sister and she be chilling
SAME IM HESITANT TO WATCH IT AHSADBNF but maybe i'll be fine bc we have a lot of crosses in our house and i have my protective sigils
Eh we aren’t the ones playing it and it specifies after playing it
@@julietteklimkowski5118 so technically we are fine, we are just watching it 😌✌
"That's why that crack is there to show me someone's after me"
Nobody:
Me:*sees a dark shadow walk past my door that's open*😂😂😂😂
Ehm….should we be concerned…? 😐
R U N G I R L
Girl, you should be half way to Japan by now- ;-;
“Ding dong and it’s NOT A WEDDING!”
😂😂
I littertly read this like 3 sec before it played
@@jessicaadams4033 lol
“YOU MAY NEED AN EXORCIST AFTER PLAYING THIS GAME.”
So, if we’re just watching we’re good, right?
I already need one
I was kinda scared when I saw that ! I think the warning said that though because of the demonic incantations 😦😬😟
Wait you watched it are you good? LOL
God I hope so
We just all have to pray, that God is protecting us. 🙂🙏⛪
Why is this literally one of the scariest games Daz has ever played in my opinion, I’ve never been this scared while watching one of Daz’s videos
That's a good sign that it's well made :)
4:22 daz: "i haven't had a moment to wipe my ass in this game!" Also Daz:"Why would i want to wipe my ass?"
Number one rule in horror games: DONT TURN AROUND
Then there’s just dad: Turns around every shitting second of the game
Also Das: Walks towards the Scary shit…
Daz*
i was drink tea and that nun came up. it went e.v.e.r.y.w.h.e.r. e
“dad” “das”
3:47... ahhh my much needed dose of "alright then". 😆
No one:
Literally no one:
Not even the demon under my bed:
The Nun(poking her head out of the door): iTs fReE reAl eStaTe. 😂
ExCuSe Me Sir, Do YoU haVe A mOmEnT tO tAlK aBoUt OuR lOrD aNd SavIoUr JeSuS cHriSt?
Excuse me, I'm here to talk about your cars extended warranty...
“We don’t like being followed here”
Meanwhile: daz with 6.6 million followers
daz- “we don’t read notes here”
also daz- “i need to read this note because i don’t know what to do”
*Kid:* "i just..I just want my mom.."
*Daz being himself:* "Oh shit, they killed elmo-"
*Narrator doing it's job:*
*Daz:* "Why do i sound like the Hollywood man?.. Coming this fall, Snow... Apparently."
People: Daz your such a scaredy cat
Dazzlers: LINDA GET THE MASKS
LINDAAAAAAAA
LINDAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
LINDAAAAAA
LINDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Probably one of the scariest first minute of a game ever.
Just his laugh is enough to make me wheeze. He's just so funny.
Same 😭
Also don't mind me just listing some of the time I almost peed my pants laughing....
1:38
2:01
2:07
2:47
3:10
3:41
3:12
5:04
5:54
7:42
8:13
8:24
9:58
11:36
14:40
15:22
16:14
I swear his screaming makes me jump more than anything in the game itself
"Fuck me they killed Elmo!"
I'm dead 😂😂😂
Lmao that was funny
I’m glad to see that denki has good taste in videos😌
I live for these, but when it said “you may need an exorcist” I was dead. “Does it apply to the viewers?”
Demon slayer
I wanna watch but IM SCARED LMAO. I don’t want to need an exorcist😭
It said when you played this we're just watching tho😌
@@julianamorro692 im not good
“okay somethings not right here”
Daz:”YEAH NO SHIT”
“where is brother toney”
“BROTHER TONEY TOOK A HOLIDAY”
Should I be asleep? Yes
Am I going to stay up instead & watch Daz? Yes
Priorities
Yep defo PRIORITIES!!! 🤣🤣
Same, but that also means its dark… with ah horror game. Im not going to struggle staying awake i’ll tell you that much 🥲
Yep definitely priorities ! It's currently 3am and I haven't sleeped at all
Indeed
“This game comes with a warning
Me: Good luck Daz.. Good luck.
hhaahahaha not funny
@@ryanbiggs9207 there’s always someone to ruin it-
@@freyaamelia Ino why ruin it FREYA
@@ryanbiggs9207 lmao what?
@@freyaamelia stfu Freya
9:17
Creepy voice: “We need a *Body* . ”
Daz: “What.”
Creepy voice: “We’re stuck in the void, and we _need_ a *body* …
*_FfaAaaAThhErrrrRr_* .”
My new favorite quote: "Fuck me they killed Elmo 😟"
Also! I have tea 😊🍵
I love tea
3 months late but was the tea good
“U may need an exorcist after playing this game.”
That sign won’t stop me because I can’t read
How do u know that it says that than
I don’t think u understand the joke
@@TABICIOUS you must be ver fun at parties
"He she i don't wanna miss gender t and set it up even more hehe" that cracked me up🤣🤣🤣
Imagine daz as a priest daz: we are gatherd here today WHY THE F**** ARE YOU MARRYING HIM SARAH
The Game: What's going on?
Commercial: Period pain got you down?
SAME
Same
Yes😭
literally the only ad I've been getting
the fact that he called a priest a pimp😂
Game: scary af
**Me laughing my ass off as Daz plays it**
Game: Am I a joke to you?
Yep defo the conversation the game would be having with us dazzlers if it was a real person 🤣
Fr 🤚😭
RIP MY NIGGA GEORGE YEA FUCK THE POLICE.....
Your name reminded me of the song so....
I appreciate the zoom ins on the details when you know we wouldn’t be able to see them otherwise, thanks daz :)
"Yeah Demonic nuns chasing me, lets going into a basemant shall we? That's always a good idea!" The sarcasm had me wheezing
"Just go straight and nothing will go wrong" jokes on u I cant
😭😭😭
LMAOOO
Why?
@@benmeert3910 because u can’t just choose not to be gay 😭
@@rayaa2347 nvm i thought he meant he had no legs and therefore can't run
People: screaming while playing these
Daz: laughing at the warning
I think he was laughing in fear lmao
"I haven't had a moment to wipe my arse in this gam- why would I want to wipe my arse??"😂😂😂😂😂
Daz: "How do you deal with that?!?!"
Me: You fu'ing log off that's how!
"THE NUN'S HERE! I'M HAVIN' NUN OF IT!"
absolutely amazing.
"You might need an excorsist after playing this game"
Daz: Hæ
ÆŒÄÎHÉ
Daz:”Oh my unholy shloading screen”
That one made me laugh so much I couldn’t breathe😂
I DIDN'T EVEN REALISE DAZ STARTED COPPYING THE GUYS VOICE TILL HE TALKED AFTER HAHAHAH
F
Really well that’s shows us that he’s that good at impressions 🤣
when ur watching the game but then see your name on the “to convert” list 😳
am I home alone and scared of stuff like this?
yes.
am I gonna watch anyways?
yes.
guys- I’m scared already
same its 1am 😭
same here it's 3 am and pitch black
SAME!!
Same, but also not cuz daz is with me. And i Will probably have nughtmares for thé test of thé month, but besides that it's very Fun to watch
Nightmares*
“It scares the bajesus out of us” when I tell you I wheezed😭😭
*Daz sees an oven*
Daz: ARE WE COOKING!?!
Daz's vids should come with a good quality warning ahhh I have no friends
Game: kids dead corpse
Daz: "i have seen worse"
“A nuns here! I’m having none of it” love that comment daz
"I'M HAVING NUN OF IT"; 1:43 in and it's already a classic
“Let me lock myself in the basement that always goes well” -Daz 2021
That kid in the cell absolutely breaks my heart, can’t see and just wants their mama. 🥺💔😭 I hope the kids gets back home safely.
It was funny when he said: ‘FUCK THEY KILLED ELMO’ 😂