I just realized my daughter was born the day Fed Smoker died. I don’t believe in reincarnation, but I guess I’ll keep her away from meth and chomos just in case.
Listening to the track at the end now and it's fucking great, dude. Makes me want to get up off my ass and work on my own stuff! Keep on feathering it brother.
@brosif29 Would it be better if you typed "type" rather than "said" considering he is typing and not talking? If you're gonna be a Nazi be a good one and not a "I was just doing my job" one!
@@faperito2389 we'll see. I get Christina's reaction, well not her "woe is me" part, but I expect Tom to sing the praises of Dilauded and the hilarity of his misfortune.
Yeah I hope YMH becomes funny again and not down the dark path it’s going. I’m seriously disturbed by the content Tom is into lately. It’s pretty fucked up.
I really love how you guys got each of the crew on the couch. The appreciation was genuine and sweet. Love the YMH team!! Hope you’re doing well Tommy jeans!
@@goatpepperherbaltea7895 Tom would have been more content with his life, wouldn't have felt the need to athletically prove himself and therefore would've avoided injury
YMH has got to be the only podcast where the in house episodes are as good as, if not better than, the guest episodes. Thank you all for helping us through this awful year.
I'm 50mins in and this is probably my fav podcast of the year. You guys communicating with the staff is like when howard stern talks to ronnie and JD. It makes for such funny banter!!!!!! Cheers chomos!!!!!
YMH needs an end of the year Award Show. Coolest Guy: Best Orgasm: Best F.A.R.T.: Best Drop: Best Song: Best Scream: Best Injury: Best Guest: ...and more.
@@duddyjeperson6664 hahha yeah like "there was news story about me, I was FINE okay." Meanwhile it's like him in an elevated medical bed, feeding tube, tracheotomy, morphine drip on maximum but he keeps on pressing the button anyway trying to get it to go higher , multiple injuries that were not mentioned. And on the first time we see him he suddenly just loses conciousness and the machine goes boop boppbop BOOOOP and we have to wathc him be barely brought back life SEVERAL TIMES. Christina, weeping daily from the stress having a total mental breakdown. I love these guys so much, I want to see them suffer.
Pretty sure 1 liners are meant to be cheesy and repeated by people in similar situations. For example, the classic "Dabofa" one liner. Is it over used? Sure. Is it an easy way to get a dopamine rush if used in the proper setting? 100%.
@@ohhimatt9063 The problem is that reciting overused jokes usually requires a certain cadence in your voice in order to convey that you understand that it is overused, and are doing it for comedic effect - and that's really hard to do over text, so people like Nick Harmer will get a hot head about it because he thinks it's unfunny that you are trying to be funny with a bad joke, but in the end you both lose because neither understood the significance of tone of voice. Have a great day.
I know you said this podcast was the only good part of this year. Honestly, this podcast has been the only thing I consistently looked forward too all year long. So thank you!
"Supreme leader Tom is in good health, in fact, spectacular health! Comrades, be assured leader will return to us soon but in his absence we must continue growing to realize his dream that was stolen from us by the hateful fat man who tried to kill leader. Keep em high and tight comrades"
Tom's surrounded by thieves. Stealing Valor and now his mobility, it's a real shame. Retiring his jeans to a hospital gown, what has the world come to? At least his bandages are high and tight still
The Fat Man will pay for his assassination attempt on our Supreme Leader. Hopefully his 1st wife will eat our Supreme leaders scrum for a quick recovery.
Can't wait to hear a hendawg song featuring an agonizing tom, and his bones crunching from the accident. I HOPE there's some quality shit there to do something with.
I love how genuinely Enny recounts Tom's SooWoo stage stunt at 2:14:37. Something about his look then just reads "I seriously cannot believe he did that" and it makes it 10x funnier.
It's gonna be wild seeing Tim learn to play those sound drops with a blow straw. Also very sad he won't be able to give Nadav that chiropractic session he so deserves :(
Just saying, this year the quality of the podcasts went through the roof and it totally didn't go unnoticed. Thanks to all the YMH team, this year has been a blast and I appreciate the effort.
Nadav "runs off on a casino bender" Bert "runs off on vacation on short notice" Tim "has a traumatic experience with a basketball hoop" which is in no way a "revenge plot to silence tom and his fans" from discussing "a specific country singer who may or may not have a bloody cellar".
It’s extra funny hearing the recap of Tom and Lindsey going 150 mph in car and what could have happened, knowing that Tom f’d up his arm and leg trying to hoop!
The irony of Tom calling his shits “strong and athletic” while were watching a pre recorded show because he got hurt playing basketball is actually quite sad. Keep em high and tight jeans
Great episode. Feels like connecting with family from this end too! Thank you guys for providing such hilarious and enjoyable podcast to tune into weekly! I love seeing the staff, btw! Can't wait for 2021
Loved this episode! First episode I've watched from beginning to end. Found it really interesting getting to know all the staff and the characters and seeing how much everyone enjoys working there! Seems like an awesome workplace!
I just realized my daughter was born the day Fed Smoker died. I don’t believe in reincarnation, but I guess I’ll keep her away from meth and chomos just in case.
You can try to... the heart wants what the heart wants... sorry, your daughter is a future retired double agent... that's just how the universe works.
Might as well start making her youtube channels
Hey buddy, you should keep your infant away from chomos regardless
no knives or lighters either.
Lmao that’s awesome, congratulations
2 shoutouts in 1 episode. Wow. Thank you 🙏
That’s what happens when you follow proto, buddy
Hendawg = 2020 YMH MVP
Listening to the track at the end now and it's fucking great, dude.
Makes me want to get up off my ass and work on my own stuff! Keep on feathering it brother.
Hey, it's Hendawg!
Hendawg for treasurer. Lol 2021 christmas day
Tom went from not being able to do stand up to not being able to stand
@brosif29 yea I was like damn almost... almost
@@mrmagicfingers he's not into stolen Valor tho 🤣🤣
Eeeeeeaaaaauuuuu
@brosif29 Would it be better if you typed "type" rather than "said" considering he is typing and not talking? If you're gonna be a Nazi be a good one and not a "I was just doing my job" one!
It hits just fine if you aren't totally FUCKIN tocked. It's funnier if you don't spell it out for the idiots THX CHOMOZ
Josh potter: “it can’t get any worse”
Tom: *breaks entire body*
Maybe he meant for himself
@@BirdOfHermes83 maybe it’s not that deep 🤪
@@lola123pink yeah probably not
"Brown under the lid means athletic." -Tom Segura, right before breaking multiple bones
Get well soon, mommy.
Asian Man Crushed By Car is anxiously waiting for the basketball video
HAHA
SillyDilly under rated comment
Yea if Tom isn't laughing and making fun of himself about this when we see him i will stop watching. I won't stand for the hypocrisy
@@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 man Tommy buns is no hypocrite.
@@faperito2389 we'll see. I get Christina's reaction, well not her "woe is me" part, but I expect Tom to sing the praises of Dilauded and the hilarity of his misfortune.
Tom: "I'm a little bummed we couldn't extend 2020"
Tom's entire left side: " I got you fam"
Tom: BAKULA!!
Bart said hold my Tito's, lemme assist
haha its not that bad of a fall.... 4 stories, eh. tom falls from his leg height, he's not fine lol.
Yeah I hope YMH becomes funny again and not down the dark path it’s going. I’m seriously disturbed by the content Tom is into lately. It’s pretty fucked up.
Christina: Definitely Dead or Severely Injured--that should be our next segment.
Tom: Hold my 🍺
RIP Tim. I hope you're following proto in heaven with uncle fedsmoker.
more likely in hell ;)
Dj dad mouth will live forever in our hearts. I’ll always think of you when I white and brown!
Fedsmoker lives!
The pee jug will be shared brother.
His last words was that bert actually was racist
We need a YMH audio board app for 2021 that has up to date audio drops! Don’t be stingy!
“I don’t think that’s much of a fall”
Breaks his arm and leg from a 4 foot trip 2 weeks later
i think it literally happened later that day.. Lindsay called it
I was hoping Tina would just do a solo podcast this week with Tom drugged up in a wheelchair looking like Stephen Hawking on the side.
Underrated comment!
Oh shit, that’s funny!
I didn't know needed to see that until you put the image in my head.
Holy fuck this is it
speaking and referencing to the "what if your wife got hit by a bus" on 2b1c
If Tom comes back looking normal I’m going to be pissed
He’s gonna look like Dillon Passage from Tiger King
He’s gonna be the handicapped 007
I kinda feel like it could be a bit
I wanna see some sith-like scarring!
Didn’t he just break his arm ?
Weird to see a 2021 episode knowing that Tom didn’t make it out of December because he didn’t follow proto and he’s done, bud.
"I bleed denim" uuhh 100% needs to be on a shirt!
Tom: "This year RIPPED" poor Tom.. has no idea what's coming.
Weird. Still seeing tom. Next time I see him I expected him look like an opiate addict.
Literally
😅😬😂👽
😂😂😂
80>20 chance that’s exactly what happens.
Unfortunately, hopefully he is able to get off painkillers. Taking them consistently even for a week he’s gonna have withdrawals.
2:55 Tom "I wish 2020 never ended" Segura. Bert almost made your wish come true.
Little did he know what would come
😭😭😭
When do we get to see Tom hysterically laughing at the video of him breaking his arm?
I cant wait for that moment
Live show new years with brett
Either the live new years 2 bears episode or the following YMH episode.
It's gonna be on the live 2 bears new years episode
This
I really love how you guys got each of the crew on the couch. The appreciation was genuine and sweet. Love the YMH team!! Hope you’re doing well Tommy jeans!
yah, it was a nice nice touch and change of pace!
“Nadav is googling” is always getting stuck in my head
There's something oddly invigorating about watching someone unaware of their impending doom
You voiced what I was feeling perfectly 🤣
I’ve always thought about that. Looking back to moments before a horrific accident.
So true
Tom, or the condom slingshot damsel?
Got my Benadryl ready, living life 365
Give some to your brother and watch him break his record
@@friskydingo2961 only 3 strokes this time
Watch ymh, be happy, live life 365.
Keep pushin
Do you even shoot ropes bro?
10mg edibles weren't quite doing it anymore, so now he's DJ Dilaudid
Cant wait for his propofol in A Minor sonata
dj dilauDADmouth
@@yootoob8438 thank you
Iv dilaudid nectar of the gods
@@Gonzo_S_Thompson_esq better rush than #4
Nadav's bathroom analysis is one of the funniest things in the history of the show
Nadav and Enny were so excited after Chris Larson swore that it made me smile
I think we're all ignoring the fact that if christie ate tims scrum, the whole thing wouldn't have happened
Scrumgate 2020
How so
@@goatpepperherbaltea7895 the butt-erfly effect
@@goatpepperherbaltea7895 Tom would have been more content with his life, wouldn't have felt the need to athletically prove himself and therefore would've avoided injury
@@rjh8516 who hurt you?
C'mon Tom, wake up. Get out of bed. Put your feet on the floor. Get a nice hot breakfast and start your day.
And get back soon!
What’s that? I slept well how did you sleep?
That's great advice man. It's better he listen to you than the Machine over 18, Bart's such a bad influence
He’ll be up in May!
most underrated comment!!
Live life 365
If Tom dies I'm wearing my jeans half-mast.
That's twice as high (not half way down), right?
Nadav dancing to his theme song is the best. So much joy.
The ending of them dancing made me so sad knowing Tim died right afterward
Praying that my king above 18 recovers from his injury
I'm praying he doesn't... Lets see who God loves more...
Todd didn’t follow proto buddy he’s done
Guess you could say Tom finally snapped on Bert...
*underneath Bert
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Dirtbiker463 *Barf
Garth finally broke Timmy's legs.
I like how you guys included all the lads even the ones that obviously didn’t volunteer loved the episode
"This year has ripped. I wish it never ended. " - Tom literally an hour before breaking his entire body.
He only broke half his body!
Still funny tho
RIP Todd i hope they throw the kool-aid man in jail
long live the kool-aid man
"OHHHH YEAHHHH!!"
I really enjoyed this video. This crew is a solid group. Honestly more interesting than some of the celebrity guests.
The main mommies AND the crew? That, my friends, is living life 365
I didnt even start watching until earlier this year. What a ride it has been. Thanks Todd and Kristen and all the producers
Nadav has some BDE sitting all cool on that couch.
Well if it isn’t Christine “my husband was in the hospital” Bigtitski
Do you think Tom cried like that Asian guy that had the car back into him? ‘’ Ah, ah, Backuma!”
*takoola
ahaha hahahah
I hope so, sincerely.
This should absolutely become a yearly video, I love learning more about the people behind the jeans
Yesssss
You guys were one of the best parts of 2020. Thanks for making it easier.
YMH has got to be the only podcast where the in house episodes are as good as, if not better than, the guest episodes. Thank you all for helping us through this awful year.
Tom wasn't following proto. He's done.
You’re fired bud
His life is over as far as his job goes
I'm 50mins in and this is probably my fav podcast of the year. You guys communicating with the staff is like when howard stern talks to ronnie and JD. It makes for such funny banter!!!!!! Cheers chomos!!!!!
YMH needs an end of the year Award Show.
Coolest Guy:
Best Orgasm:
Best F.A.R.T.:
Best Drop:
Best Song:
Best Scream:
Best Injury:
Best Guest:
...and more.
for me, lou/ed asner is cool guy of the year.
and hendawg's don't be stingy=best song.
Yes! Absolutely. Coolest guy, Fedsmoker. Best drop, "That went down my windpipe". Best song "Nadav is googling"
Best injury.
Ed Asner would clear the board like return of the king with the 2003 Oscars.
that's idiotic; we already know 'em.
The confidence in the way Native pushes the button to talk tells me he really is running YMH studios. Live life 365!
Awww Tom poots to reward you for sticking around. So sweet. Merry Christmas
I wonder if Tim is in the hospital watching his own accident video laughing like a maniac... 🤔
They said on two bears that Christina and Bert have had trouble watching it, but that they’re both positive that Tom has watched it 500 times lmao.
I also hope he says "he's fine"at the end of the video
@@duddyjeperson6664 hahha yeah like "there was news story about me, I was FINE okay."
Meanwhile it's like him in an elevated medical bed, feeding tube, tracheotomy, morphine drip on maximum but he keeps on pressing the button anyway trying to get it to go higher , multiple injuries that were not mentioned. And on the first time we see him he suddenly just loses conciousness and the machine goes boop boppbop BOOOOP and we have to wathc him be barely brought back life SEVERAL TIMES. Christina, weeping daily from the stress having a total mental breakdown. I love these guys so much, I want to see them suffer.
A hhhhundred percent
“We’re here, we’re gay.”
Mark Normand’s ears are ringing.
Glad I'm not the only one who thought that. And christina was saying praise allah for a minute. Not following proto
@@jerrythomas1161 Christina is gonna start calling herself Chrissy Mom Jeans
That’s also my favorite cumtown intro
That guy needs to be a guest here. And if he's already been a guest, bring his bitch ass back!
Next thing you know she's gonna queef
"Posted 9 minutes ago"
This is the highest and tightest my jeans have ever been, set my alarm for 7 am and took 10-12 benadryl
Living life 365
@@haymaker710 phallic symbols everywhere
@@IloveGorgeousGeorge Try it out man
"some paul walker shit about to go down." We found a hint of the darkness
I think your moms house has really saved me in 2020. Thank you guys so much I’m forever grateful for the laughs. 4 stroke gang.
Tim getting injured is just pay back for all the times he laughed at other videos of people getting injured
We finally burned through the backlog! Now tim will have to show us his FINAL FORM!
Last time i came this early my wife got pregnant
Last time I came this early, someone else already copied this lame joke from 100 videos before.
Pretty sure 1 liners are meant to be cheesy and repeated by people in similar situations. For example, the classic "Dabofa" one liner. Is it over used? Sure. Is it an easy way to get a dopamine rush if used in the proper setting? 100%.
@@nickharmer9722 hey nick do you like dabofa?
*cool guy guitar riff*
@@ohhimatt9063 The problem is that reciting overused jokes usually requires a certain cadence in your voice in order to convey that you understand that it is overused, and are doing it for comedic effect - and that's really hard to do over text, so people like Nick Harmer will get a hot head about it because he thinks it's unfunny that you are trying to be funny with a bad joke, but in the end you both lose because neither understood the significance of tone of voice. Have a great day.
This podcast has made me smile during one of the most difficult years of my life..Tom & Christina are hilarious.😂🌇😁
I know you said this podcast was the only good part of this year. Honestly, this podcast has been the only thing I consistently looked forward too all year long. So thank you!
Im just scared that Tom wont be able to do the chiropractic procedure on Nadav now..
if anything nadav can help tom with physical therapy
that already happened on the live show, my dude
@@chdrums9 listen farther in
@@chdrums9 well i dont see nadav in his fly ass wheelchair...he would look so good on wheels man...
The Nadav interview is full of SO much irony. It's hilarious on different levels.
"Supreme leader Tom is in good health, in fact, spectacular health! Comrades, be assured leader will return to us soon but in his absence we must continue growing to realize his dream that was stolen from us by the hateful fat man who tried to kill leader. Keep em high and tight comrades"
Tom's surrounded by thieves. Stealing Valor and now his mobility, it's a real shame. Retiring his jeans to a hospital gown, what has the world come to? At least his bandages are high and tight still
The Fat Man will pay for his assassination attempt on our Supreme Leader. Hopefully his 1st wife will eat our Supreme leaders scrum for a quick recovery.
It's my first time when I watch this podcast and I understand why people watch it. Totally worth it!
LOVED THIS EPIDOSDE! So cool to talk to everyone behind the scenes. Keep em high and tight everyone!
If Tommy was the milk champ this would have never happened
Todd be like "he's fine, I don't think that's much of a fall"
*breaks bones while playing basketball*
I love seeing people right before tragedy. Like watching The Daily Show from 9/10/01
They need to need every one of their podcast like this
I really want to see Dr Drew dancing off to this 😩
This episode is awesome. Any time I get to hear Enny, Josh and Nadav in long periods is a win
Nadav is Googling caught me totally offguard just like Nadav. I died laughing
Tod, Crystal and Enny dancing to Hendawg at the end was so wholesome
My fav part 😁
@@HendawgMusic omg THE Hendawg I’m actually starstruck 🤩
@@amyp473 aww don't be, I'm just a regular ass introverted dude 🙂
Can't wait to see what hendawg does in 2021. Enny mouthing "Peterson Conald, bitch" was the fkn best Haha
Can't wait to hear a hendawg song featuring an agonizing tom, and his bones crunching from the accident. I HOPE there's some quality shit there to do something with.
yes 😂
😂😂😂
Definitely in retrospect;
This podcast has been the highlight of every Wednesdays. Love you YMH!
Get Bobby Lee as a special guest host
the amount of inside jokes on YMH gives new listeners anxiety, “hello my queens above 18”
That's one of the fun things about the show. Learning about the origin. New listeners should go through the catalog though to enjoy the show more.
@@snoracle4926 bro it’s my favorite part i’m just kidding, just so much wild shit for someone new to podcasts lol
Where the dudes at?
You just gotta try it out. Otherwise you can’t follow proto and you’re done, bud.
Man.. Tom really has no idea that Bret is going to attack.
Rest in Proto, bud!
Tom needs to change his name from Dj Dad Mouth to Dj Dilaudid.
Cant do that names taken. Sorry bud
DJ Drool Mouth
LOL -
From the big stage, to big in house medical bed.
DJ Sawed Off Nod Off
“Dah wen dow muh win pipe” has to be my favorite drop lmfao
I love how genuinely Enny recounts Tom's SooWoo stage stunt at 2:14:37. Something about his look then just reads "I seriously cannot believe he did that" and it makes it 10x funnier.
It's gonna be wild seeing Tim learn to play those sound drops with a blow straw.
Also very sad he won't be able to give Nadav that chiropractic session he so deserves :(
Watch tom will just run over native with his new blow powered wheel chair
Christina looking like Epstien's temple in that sweater.
ACCURATE
fr
24:13 Shout out to Hendawg... I’ve been listening at least 3x a day
Thanks man 🤘
Just saying, this year the quality of the podcasts went through the roof and it totally didn't go unnoticed. Thanks to all the YMH team, this year has been a blast and I appreciate the effort.
Hearing Chris drop big words just made my whole day
Nadav "runs off on a casino bender"
Bert "runs off on vacation on short notice"
Tim "has a traumatic experience with a basketball hoop" which is in no way a "revenge plot to silence tom and his fans" from discussing "a specific country singer who may or may not have a bloody cellar".
Hopefully the doctors had some pepsi nearby to sterilize the scalpel. - with love, Falcon Carwash & Orthodontics
It’s extra funny hearing the recap of Tom and Lindsey going 150 mph in car and what could have happened, knowing that Tom f’d up his arm and leg trying to hoop!
1:21:10 The sheer happiness & surprise look on Tom, Enny's, & Nadav's face is fuckin great😂
The irony of Tom calling his shits “strong and athletic” while were watching a pre recorded show because he got hurt playing basketball is actually quite sad. Keep em high and tight jeans
RIP Todd, the news is so sad... I can't believe he died of being so, so fat.
His R-worded jeans had a lot to do with it
@@zephyrleapold6796 yeah but living with a disability was hard on him , may he glass in peace
Phallic symbols everywhere
Exactly! I mean, just look at the letter P/p. Turn it on it's side and it's obviously a dick and balls.
I go to DIA often, and I can confirm. The demon horse really is just covered with dicks.
The best part about these episodes is the foreshadowing. It sucks what happened. But the unfortunate foreshadowing is too good to not laugh at.
Great episode. Feels like connecting with family from this end too! Thank you guys for providing such hilarious and enjoyable podcast to tune into weekly! I love seeing the staff, btw! Can't wait for 2021
Loved this episode! First episode I've watched from beginning to end. Found it really interesting getting to know all the staff and the characters and seeing how much everyone enjoys working there! Seems like an awesome workplace!
Stay strong Segura fam 🙏
Hendawg...best part of my YMH year! Put him on your agenda
Nadav on the couch is what I've been waiting for
I’m so happy they interviewed the staff! Chris is my new favorite
“HIV doesn’t kill you anymore” - Tom Segura
Guess there's no reason to wear rubbers now huh?