Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 583

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  • @FJBF1998
    @FJBF1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    Good morning my disabled kings and queens above 18.

    • @Mrpunkin785
      @Mrpunkin785 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got kicked out of the tick tocked class when I said that

    • @DJ_InYourFace
      @DJ_InYourFace 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ... what?

    • @plantgirlK88
      @plantgirlK88 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂 F B your comment made my Xmas eve. Thank You

  • @elias6570
    @elias6570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3725

    It’s nice to see Nadav being able to act like himself and not be terrified of Tom physically hurting him at any moment.

  • @SuspiciousGanymede
    @SuspiciousGanymede 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2013

    Nadav is so much happier when the master is gone.

    • @GlizzyTrefoil
      @GlizzyTrefoil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He's going to get into the "unruly" territory.

    • @well_as_an_expert_id_say
      @well_as_an_expert_id_say 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@GlizzyTrefoil the chiropractor just might give him an "impromptu adjustment" if you're pickin up what I'm throwin down 👀

    • @renabshire4704
      @renabshire4704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@well_as_an_expert_id_say I'm smellin what your steppin in, homie

    • @well_as_an_expert_id_say
      @well_as_an_expert_id_say 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just noticed he spilled some shit on the right side of his shirt lol

    • @gmaccormack420
      @gmaccormack420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He’s free to embezzle and gamble as he wants now

  • @dcsrealtalk
    @dcsrealtalk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    does anyone else think that Christine only broke her tooth to steal some of todd's injury valor?

    • @thatoneguywithahugethang
      @thatoneguywithahugethang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      She went to the bathroom and flung her head at the toilet

    • @joshuaaldaco8438
      @joshuaaldaco8438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Stolen Valor she didn't find the Key either

    • @joshuaaldaco8438
      @joshuaaldaco8438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And When Todd had Hernia and Vesectomy Surgery she stole Surgery Valor by saying she pushed out children

    • @philesq9595
      @philesq9595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah, man. As a person who owned GI Joes as a child, there is nothing more shameful than habitually stealing valor like Clarissa.

    • @joshuaaldaco8438
      @joshuaaldaco8438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@philesq9595 Christiana P disrespect all my Family Members in the military

  • @travis8106
    @travis8106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    _Timestamps_
    4:38 Podcast starts
    5:30 Discussing Tom’s accident
    11:00 Opening Clip (if you’re feeling horny)
    14:00 Important Dental Update Double Feature
    28:08 Tom zooms into the podcast, discusses the incident and aftermath
    54:28 Tom and Nadav discuss helicopter accident footage, Christina watches
    1:02:02 Clip (Queens above 18 guy shouts out Christina)
    1:04:27 Clip (QA18 POV)
    1:07:27 Clip (QA18 guy, Mommy’s favorite)
    1:08:00 Clip (Tom’s QA18 impression)
    1:12:15 Clip (QA18 guy talks about YMH, asks Christina out)
    1:14:47 Fan AMAs
    1:19:43 Clip (Jeans supercut)
    1:22:27 Clip (Steven Shelton’s phone number)
    1:24:26 Clip (Cartel Tiktok)
    1:26:00 Clip (Prison fashion Tiktok)
    1:26:48 Clip (Prison boiler Tiktok)
    1:30:16 Christina and Zolo discuss the Pazsitzky effect
    1:37:52 Clip (Tiktok sings gibberish)
    1:40:04 Clip (Xim/Xer gives Known Donor lesson)
    1:42:30 Clip (Cop confronting tweaker)
    1:43:10 Clip (Cops think I’m “under the influence” Tiktok)
    1:45:52 Clip (Enny’s a cool guy!)
    1:48:42 Clip (Tiktok wants to be a stand up comedian)
    1:49:04 Clip (Truck stuck in ocean)
    1:50:25 Clip (How do you get over a breakup?)
    1:51:34 Clip (You might be a meth head if...)
    1:52:42 Clip (Redneck Blue Lives Matter snowglobes)
    1:54:29 Clip (Sowwy I hit your car)
    1:55:32 Clip (Methhead has had enough)
    1:57:06 Clip (This is my bloodbag)

  • @benjaminadams1045
    @benjaminadams1045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1533

    Tom threatens to put nadav in a wheelchair from a chiropractic procedure. As soon as Hanukkah rolls around the Jewish god cripples Tom. Coincidence?

    • @Fireoncityy
      @Fireoncityy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Bobojanglesbo
      @Bobojanglesbo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Yahweh has spoken

    • @daltonf3202
      @daltonf3202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is the greatest comment of all time

    • @SassyUnicorn86
      @SassyUnicorn86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Heyyy it’s the judeo Christian god!

    • @po3alily
      @po3alily 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jrmiles5437
    @jrmiles5437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1378

    Can’t believe Nadav finally pushed Tim in front of a car

    • @chriswilson3698
      @chriswilson3698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      He crushed him like that Asian man

    • @TheGodlyGamers
      @TheGodlyGamers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😭😭😂

    • @jeremyweems4916
      @jeremyweems4916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was only a matter of time.

    • @mrguy561
      @mrguy561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Actually it was Tom who pushed Nadav, but Nadav’s slippery Jewish nature took over at the right moment and Tom ended up being the one on the hood of the car.

    • @systemdnb214
      @systemdnb214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “These are my jeans bitch!”

  • @lewciferistic
    @lewciferistic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +720

    Somehwere there's a Chinese man crushed by a car laughing his ass off.

    • @freehuman480
      @freehuman480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You got the top comment

    • @jakebaker4066
      @jakebaker4066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Make your own comment

    • @JuanHunnaIIX
      @JuanHunnaIIX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dont recycle comments bruh

    • @zachhall624
      @zachhall624 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      One will make millions from it. The other made someone else millions

    • @AlanM009
      @AlanM009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ahhhh ahhh.... BAKULA

  • @hughjanus4594
    @hughjanus4594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Nadav looks way too relaxed today, I miss seeing him cower in fear. Please get better soon Tom!

    • @CopperEyeFilms
      @CopperEyeFilms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not being threatened with death is probably like being milked to him

  • @YoMama9021
    @YoMama9021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I really appreciate Tom and Christmas allowing us into their lives so intimately. Thanks guys. You kept it tight. 🥰

  • @chawndiaz5655
    @chawndiaz5655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    All that suuwuu and now Tom’s a crip 😂

  • @_westcoastcanine_
    @_westcoastcanine_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Tom is in Season 2 of “Piss Spots”

    • @RobertSpaw
      @RobertSpaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Amazing comment

  • @DavidAF311
    @DavidAF311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    I like how even when Tomb isn’t there Nadav is still only allowed on the couch.

    • @TheGodlyGamers
      @TheGodlyGamers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Of course he’s like a guest

    • @travismusser7409
      @travismusser7409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not co-host, guest

    • @well_as_an_expert_id_say
      @well_as_an_expert_id_say 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I like how Nadav while working is a nervous wreck, kinda entertaining. But when he goes on the show or on a pod he turns into conversationalist native and its good shit. Turns me into a telescope

    • @mrguy561
      @mrguy561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Tomb. Is that a premonition?

    • @paytonvanwinkle4651
      @paytonvanwinkle4651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nadav could never sit in Toms chair

  • @serashcambell302
    @serashcambell302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    You can tell Tom's not all there, too much laughing, not enough rage in his eyes.

    • @mattmoore2304
      @mattmoore2304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Opiates, he’s on the good stuff

  • @AmargaVida
    @AmargaVida 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    “Color blind R words that can’t see red flags” is a dope line!

    • @MiguelCruz-hh9vm
      @MiguelCruz-hh9vm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      100% on Nadav’s side with this one especially after that absolute bar

    • @skyepaul261
      @skyepaul261 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best line of the episode.

    • @rogerwilco1777
      @rogerwilco1777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'll pay $50 for the T-shirt

  • @Bobble86
    @Bobble86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Wait is that Tom's $40000 chain Tina is wearing? Does her stealing of valour know no bounds?

  • @XenoTravis
    @XenoTravis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    I guarantee Tom sent one text to Joe and Tom is now getting stem cells, anti-aging, and alpha brain.
    He will come out with stronger muscles and hair

    • @Kamalashairypussy
      @Kamalashairypussy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      DMT and elk meat

    • @die4race
      @die4race 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Idk about stronger hair...

    • @XenoTravis
      @XenoTravis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Kamalashairypussy mushrooms, stars of death, and a multivitamin. You can't feel pain if your are locked in mental terror. But the vitamin will help

    • @XenoTravis
      @XenoTravis 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@die4race I give you permission to read it as 'he will come out with hair' if it is easier for ya! Even though saying stronger hair isn't wrong.

    • @mcr5645
      @mcr5645 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So many muscle enzymes...

  • @CollinThomasEverett
    @CollinThomasEverett 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    And in turn, Tom caught himself on camera, doing the very thing that makes him laugh. That is ironic beauty. I can't wait to see it.

    • @AMHAPPY
      @AMHAPPY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Haha so true, karma payment plan.

    • @travis8106
      @travis8106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I want to find that asian dude who works in the auto repair shop, and send that clip to him as a form of justice

    • @philesq9595
      @philesq9595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@travis8106
      lololol he comes into studio just to say "Oh, how come no laugh now?" 🙎🏻‍♂️
      ::rolls away:: 🧑🏻‍🦽~~

    • @notagiantseaslug5523
      @notagiantseaslug5523 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Poetry

  • @boosterbrosllc4681
    @boosterbrosllc4681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    If Tim ever dies, Christine will def rock zolos world

    • @christianjoelstraight3453
      @christianjoelstraight3453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Omg I see it she gets giddy when he's up anytime.....? Zach s ...is this my brother lol literally 😂 it is

    • @boosterbrosllc4681
      @boosterbrosllc4681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@christianjoelstraight3453 😂😂 it’s me

    • @khodges72
      @khodges72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@boosterbrosllc4681 aww guys what a beautiful moment

    • @podcasttheories1312
      @podcasttheories1312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah, she'll start with Drew: th-cam.com/video/OYiTF6C3s-c/w-d-xo.html

    • @thetragicschoolbuspodcast
      @thetragicschoolbuspodcast 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uuuhundred percent

  • @sloth5817
    @sloth5817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I fucking loved this episode. Christina did a good job

    • @ajfiveohfour
      @ajfiveohfour 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fuck! You guys are doing good!

    • @SphereX253
      @SphereX253 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is essentially an episode of Where My Moms At, check it out.

    • @jamesjustice8711
      @jamesjustice8711 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good job did a Christina.

  • @rhodus333
    @rhodus333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    Tim broke his left side. He's not a whole white baby anymore

    • @kevinl3254
      @kevinl3254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Half a white baby bruh

    • @whitak3r
      @whitak3r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's all right now

    • @140600ajc
      @140600ajc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Probably wasn't following proto

    • @XenoTravis
      @XenoTravis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We need to get some bets going on what he was doing that broke him.
      I assume he basically jumped and just cracked his leg landing weird then fell hard on his arm.

    • @alexking1624
      @alexking1624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      On Fitzgerald high way bruh, whole white baby bruh

  • @johnblough7989
    @johnblough7989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Two bears live segment idea: Tom does a round of PT with Chrissy D.

    • @rayn_0ff
      @rayn_0ff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You're the idea champion!

    • @Folksyelm
      @Folksyelm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      holy shit please

    • @noasakurada5090
      @noasakurada5090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh man that’d be hilarious 🤣

    • @matthewfortier4892
      @matthewfortier4892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      YAAASSSSSSSS
      That’d be cayuteeee!

    • @matthewcronin3213
      @matthewcronin3213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Make no mistake, Chrissy D is gonna come see him a different way

  • @_alex_y.not_
    @_alex_y.not_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Video of Christina going on a date with The King wearing an outfit made of his merch with a security team on standby would be such a YMH classic.

    • @Maostodon
      @Maostodon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She definitely would need someone else there, for safety.

    • @jordanmercier3616
      @jordanmercier3616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Maostodon just like Jennifer Aniston at a meeting with Tim and Brett.

    • @whengravityfails13
      @whengravityfails13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For safety.

  • @travis8106
    @travis8106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    It’d be kind of cool if when Tom gets back, he could demonstrate what happened to his arm using Nadav.

  • @MattFenlon
    @MattFenlon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Nadav acting really confident when his bossmang isn't about to break his back at any moment..

    • @Eminate2121
      @Eminate2121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ya know, Tom isn't that big. I have no idea why Nadav is so afraid of him other than fear for his job.
      Personally, I would call Tom out on his bullshit, invite him to settle it outside, and I guarantee Tom would back down.

    • @altrizmotv
      @altrizmotv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Eminate2121 lol it’s a just a bit and I wouldn’t call Tom small, he’s like 6 foot 250 lbs.

    • @Eminate2121
      @Eminate2121 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@altrizmotv Also, how do you know it's just a bit?
      You don't.
      I could just as easily claim it's dead serious and be just as credible.
      Fuck I hate Americans.

    • @altrizmotv
      @altrizmotv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Eminate2121 you know, you’re a cool guy. Keep up the hate brother!

    • @Eminate2121
      @Eminate2121 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@altrizmotv I may be a cool guy, but at least I know how to feather it, loser.

  • @MrJohnnyNabisco
    @MrJohnnyNabisco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    Here’s the big question Jeans: Will Tom watch a video of his own injury, on the show, over and over again for a year, laughing hysterically the whole time?

  • @mr.niceguy777
    @mr.niceguy777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Tom went from a Blood to a Crip really fast.

  • @huntersmith5528
    @huntersmith5528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Looks like Tim ran into fed smoker and he just isn’t telling us what happened

    • @igkgigoh
      @igkgigoh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, once you meet the Herkster you know how to follow proto. Tom does now.

    • @TheBlackMambaa248
      @TheBlackMambaa248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You’re done bud

    • @Thardunkichud
      @Thardunkichud 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You didn't follow proto buddy yer done

  • @pwfortner
    @pwfortner 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Working on the YMH team sounds like a dream. To have Tom and Christine to help and assist you with whatever you need, I can’t think of better people to confide and collaborate with. Merry Christmas guys. All of you have give me so much entertainment since your debut.

  • @otisguy7173
    @otisguy7173 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Seeing Tom made me feel so relieved and happy. This was a great episode from everyone. Thank you YMH family. I love you

  • @DavisD814
    @DavisD814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I’ve never seen Native so happy... I think he feels a lot better and a lot safer now that Tim is gone.

  • @dannysmith4364
    @dannysmith4364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    Maury Povich: The color of that pee confirms you are NOT the water champ.

    • @laurenfulgham4121
      @laurenfulgham4121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Of course mommy T would take advantage of a compromised tommy b and run away with the title. #conspiracy

    • @antiwhatever5391
      @antiwhatever5391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Lol medications he’s on is most likely causing the color of the urine. TOMMY BUNS UNDISPUTED CHAMP

    • @hemilyheyhooray
      @hemilyheyhooray 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I immediately thought the same. Jeans needs some agua

    • @Mr.NorthSacra916Xfour
      @Mr.NorthSacra916Xfour 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Heavy opiates in the bloodstream, or it could just be his morning piss.

    • @friskydingo2961
      @friskydingo2961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Music plays and Christina starts back flipping and dancing

  • @mrdavidmillz
    @mrdavidmillz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Tom’s body finally gave out. All those years of carrying Bert finally came to a head

  • @ashleyhart9705
    @ashleyhart9705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a CNA I love to hear his recovery steps. Just once I'd love to get a patient like Tom

  • @rickpowell1356
    @rickpowell1356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great to hear your energy and see you smiling buddy. Keep healing, you're missed more than you know.

  • @Bleh67420
    @Bleh67420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Let this be a lesson to us all:
    Always. Follow. Proto.

  • @cult-ur-fit
    @cult-ur-fit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Christina wearing a gold chain and constantly calling herself "Eastern Blok" is like watching a teenager hit a phase.

    • @ljmac9679
      @ljmac9679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      She is completely arrested developed. The suburban rich white lady trying to be Viggo Mortensen in Easter Promises.

    • @zachhall624
      @zachhall624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It's awful, she's a Canadian callie from the valley

    • @Wookiesugar
      @Wookiesugar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I think it's another example of STOLEN VALOR! It ain't her chain. As soon as Todd's away she's in there raiding his jewels. And of course she's got wwp smell...we all know she doesn't use a washcloth! Probably just rubs a bar of soap on her to add a new layer and never exfoliates.

    • @zachhall624
      @zachhall624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Wookiesugar washcloths are for the poor

    • @metalfuk1
      @metalfuk1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Eastern Bloc
      Not Blok idiot

  • @BoneFungus
    @BoneFungus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Nadav trying to take Tommy buns out so he can get those big sloppers to himself

    • @sickiechickie1484
      @sickiechickie1484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Mushy purps

    • @ShadowT23
      @ShadowT23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Big ol mommy milkers

    • @bsiegel001
      @bsiegel001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Muted Milk Duds.

    • @johnp91
      @johnp91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That where it spits

    • @robinohara226
      @robinohara226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      nice set of lungs on her

  • @mcr5645
    @mcr5645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    When Tom had "the accident" he immediately put on a straight serial-killer face and angrily asked the crew
    "Is that supposed to happen?"

  • @howardm.burgers
    @howardm.burgers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Despite his injuries, I'm glad Tom's out there doing his thing and stuff like that.

    • @bradw3869
      @bradw3869 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ynawmmmmsayin

  • @HairyBushPilot
    @HairyBushPilot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Tom’s in rehab... So sad that he lost his battle temporarily.

    • @HairyBushPilot
      @HairyBushPilot 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds rough.

    • @jayknight139
      @jayknight139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Let's just hope he doesn't have to go to rehab twice with all this pain meds

    • @bsiegel001
      @bsiegel001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Another paycheck for Drew!

    • @williamsligh2593
      @williamsligh2593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bsiegel001 😂😂

  • @N8_Mitchinson
    @N8_Mitchinson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Thoms limbs got in the way of his basketball and he could not see where he was dribbling.

  • @lorz6663
    @lorz6663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Nadav's weight depends on in which direction he's lookin

  • @chunkymon1508
    @chunkymon1508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Get Bobby Lee on as a guest again. Let him see and react to Tom's homage to asian car wreck guy

  • @thatkid385
    @thatkid385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love seeing the crew, they're all so funny, I love seeing everyone just laughing and having a good time 👍 Top notch

  • @RetrospectWindow
    @RetrospectWindow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    *Charo’s voice* “Ayyye Tommy” :(

    • @jordishima
      @jordishima 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      “Ayyyyy Toh-mee”

    • @Zesrii
      @Zesrii 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is a trip to Spain?

  • @BenRaddatz
    @BenRaddatz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    4:54 what a sad, haunting image

  • @sohambubka05
    @sohambubka05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    RIP Tim Siguna....my favorite husky comic

  • @FrostyJokerr
    @FrostyJokerr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Secret Time: I have truly enjoyed seeing and hearing more of the YMH family. Please don’t let them sit on the sidelines for another year! #FreeTheYMHCrew

  • @ericaeverson2009
    @ericaeverson2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    As an ex meth addict I can say that the party is the first night or two that you're awake and high, you're super euphoric, have lots of energy, in an amazingly good mood, literally nothing in the world could bother you. Then after a couple of nights it turns into something else, you're depressed but awake, irritable yet easily startled, and your mind starts to fuck with you. I would hear people outside the door whispering and snickering about me. You know you're high and it might not be real but it's also not weird enough to make you certain that it's the drugs. It's a trip, man. Glad I quit years ago, you bet I'm coming up in May!

    • @adammaeda8129
      @adammaeda8129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ah yes, the shadow people

  • @VDC_EDC
    @VDC_EDC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Nadav seems to be in really good spirits ever since Tom got hurt...coincidence? Probably not.

    • @Hevvvyyy
      @Hevvvyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's living the life now

  • @Sparksterfu
    @Sparksterfu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    This is a cover up for bert's drunken driving accident.

    • @pgorodiloff
      @pgorodiloff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Absolutely

    • @Mannydamon
      @Mannydamon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That is a nice conspiracy

    • @carloseskimo
      @carloseskimo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Mannydamon yes it's wholesome

    • @MrERHimself
      @MrERHimself 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did he get a DUI?

    • @FacTi0n
      @FacTi0n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrERHimself yeah. its been confirmed. the media wont cover it tho

  • @mrs.h2725
    @mrs.h2725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Broke my ankle, and the doc at the clinic said my tendon had snapped at the side as well. Asked how we fix that, and he laughed and said we don’t. Nice to find out if I’d had Tim’s pocket change they would’ve done something.

    • @421less1
      @421less1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Or if you lived in any other developped nation... Canada, the UK, Australia, all the Scandinavian ones.

    • @mrs.h2725
      @mrs.h2725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @421less1 💯

  • @Quarrelstick
    @Quarrelstick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Two bears should've taken YMH's lead, kept it in house, and avoided the "whitney" episode we will all pretend didnt happen. This episode was the coolest guy, one of my favorites for sure

    • @Smileyson58
      @Smileyson58 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whitney who??? Lol

    • @Quarrelstick
      @Quarrelstick 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whitney Cummings

    • @ajfiveohfour
      @ajfiveohfour 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tim Dillion would have been a good replacement since he replaced Bert. But I think Sickler would have been the best. Or maybe could Ari and Bert makeup on camera?

  • @spasmhd7572
    @spasmhd7572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Damn, YMH Studios out here collecting more J’s than Schindler

  • @TannazBananaz
    @TannazBananaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    If Tom broke his arm and his leg at the same time, is it considered a form of a double pipe classic?

    • @travis8106
      @travis8106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Digging up the mommy deep cuts for that one

  • @logansandell3760
    @logansandell3760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is the best virtual podcast I’ve ever seen in terms of conversation quality

  • @wrozeworkz
    @wrozeworkz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    When they showed Tim's empty chair during the riff opening, I died. Lmao 🤣

  • @BetaMaxxX
    @BetaMaxxX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I want a girl to look at me the way Christina looks at Tom. They are a perfect couple. Goals.

    • @Beunibster
      @Beunibster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She laughed so hard at his shit stories.

  • @sammybananas
    @sammybananas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is one of the best episodes you all have made. We got to see behind the curtain a bit and I loved it.

  • @JohnCena-wj2rl
    @JohnCena-wj2rl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    We need to hold Garth accountable for what he's done to Trent. Also PLEASE GARTH RELEASE MY FAMILY!!!!

    • @El_Wanderer91
      @El_Wanderer91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Goddamn it Garth! Give the families closure!

    • @El_Wanderer91
      @El_Wanderer91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      By the way, you should really get a pfp.

    • @lostinsauce4515
      @lostinsauce4515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why don't you have a profile picture?

  • @jeff-wg7vr
    @jeff-wg7vr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Tom broke his left side, but don't worry, he's all right now...

  • @mattb4867
    @mattb4867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Idc what he says, he is DEFINITELY still high on opiates. Best mood I've seen Tim in in a while!

  • @Erikcooper123
    @Erikcooper123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The whole last segment feels like kids whilst dad is gone lmao

    • @dannyzorc3259
      @dannyzorc3259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zolo is a national treasure

  • @svhmj3918
    @svhmj3918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "they are all gonna be like this is karma"
    You were right Tom. This was my first thought.

  • @ShapeGillis
    @ShapeGillis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Tim is such a world class chiropractor; I'd bet he's doin all his own adjustments while teaching the PT facility at the same dam time

  • @sebastianbellotti2805
    @sebastianbellotti2805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Tom looks like a cool guy, he's just missing the fan over his head

    • @dokidokideathproof
      @dokidokideathproof 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is that a bulbasaur with piccolos face? That's pretty cool.

  • @Mr.NorthSacra916Xfour
    @Mr.NorthSacra916Xfour 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I’ve never seen Nadav so happy and loose before, if you’ve ever showed up at work and learned your boss was taking the day off then you know how Nadav feels.

  • @matthewtimothy
    @matthewtimothy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tommy buns chugging water through the whole episode brought a tear to my eye. Still the water champ.Can't wait for the new years live stream.

  • @konkon7767
    @konkon7767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So, this is Nadav's Lou Gehrig Retirement Moment. His moment to shine.

  • @DistoryDan
    @DistoryDan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Get well soon Tom!

    • @Tempust97
      @Tempust97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Keep feathering it brother n keep following proto, Tom!

    • @ThePedersen1
      @ThePedersen1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean Tim?

    • @4Moth2Mellow0
      @4Moth2Mellow0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jim feel better

    • @Camera1production
      @Camera1production 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Disney dan? I'm surprised this is your lane of humor... I'm shocked.

    • @gesarts3625
      @gesarts3625 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who's Tom?

  • @gOaTcrackalac88
    @gOaTcrackalac88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Nadav looking a little too comfortable without Tom there

    • @tvcstache
      @tvcstache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Definitely needs to get knocked down a peg to remember his place.

    • @OptionalDilemma
      @OptionalDilemma 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tvcstache yeah right. Tom’s karma hit him in the left side blind

    • @janpavel1441
      @janpavel1441 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tom definitely needs to wake up Nadav in the middle of the night with an audio message of Tom singing along to Erika

  • @adambuch6104
    @adambuch6104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Tom was disappointingly coherent after Christina said he was all drugged up...

    • @ericlofstrand
      @ericlofstrand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's what dilaudid looks like....happy. The look you're looking for is taking too much

    • @gregaaron89
      @gregaaron89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He said he was off of them by then because he couldn't brown

    • @DrDANKize
      @DrDANKize 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You’ve obviously never been fucked up on opiates...

    • @halcyøndrøne
      @halcyøndrøne 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      he's just timing it out for the 10-12 bennys later with Christine

  • @schloon
    @schloon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The cream of wheat dilemma sounds like a gluten intolerance

  • @Shane-jp8tm
    @Shane-jp8tm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The excessive thirst is a side effect of the opiates he’s on.

    • @nz540im3
      @nz540im3 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He literally said he’s not on opiates now

  • @russelldooley5705
    @russelldooley5705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    The opiates really bring out the blue in Tim's eyes.

    • @Shane-jp8tm
      @Shane-jp8tm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Him being so thirsty is also a side effect

    • @Plague_Doc22
      @Plague_Doc22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Shane-jp8tm Yupp, I drank over a gallon a day after jaw surgery from the pain meds lol.

    • @robpridemore4350
      @robpridemore4350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The same way a glass of Tito's and club soda brings out the color in Burnt Chryslers eyes.

  • @williamillian5562
    @williamillian5562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Its so weird hearing Tom be so genuine talking about his love and appreciate for the Kreischer's and Christina.

  • @johnflaherty810
    @johnflaherty810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I’m just thankful Ari wasn’t the guy there with Tim when he died. As much as a hate Billy Crystal, he’s a good friend even if she showers in the pool like a rat

  • @HeisntLegend
    @HeisntLegend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    *hears "P.T. people"*
    **SILENT HILL DEPRESSION INTENSIFIES**

  • @bowen68
    @bowen68 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Merry Christmas Burt, Tom and Christina. Thank you for keeping us entertained during the pandemic !

  • @XXD_GAMER
    @XXD_GAMER 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Tim is in the beginning stages of hoarding piss bottles. The recovery center is a good start to his own piss-spot segment.

  • @bradleydrysdale5482
    @bradleydrysdale5482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Why does everyone but Tom himself act like he was in a 12 car pile up.

    • @OctobersOblivion
      @OctobersOblivion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Tom’s the only adult.

    • @scottschiess1440
      @scottschiess1440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I got into a bad accident and i ws really calm about it for the first few weeks

    • @user-pv3ut8os3o
      @user-pv3ut8os3o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Didn’t Tom overdose in his teens? I feel like you’d probably be pretty chill after already getting pretty close to dying lol.

    • @lostinsauce4515
      @lostinsauce4515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@scottschiess1440 same. Tore my acl and meniscus really bad a couple months ago and the weirdest part was how calm I was compared to everyone else both when it happened and before/after surgery

    • @janpavel1441
      @janpavel1441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Because everyone in that room relies on Tom to stay relevant/successful so of course they're deathly afraid for his well-being

  • @connerross612
    @connerross612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Nadav lookin like he's been waiting his whole life to sit on that couch. You made it buddy

  • @ajfiveohfour
    @ajfiveohfour 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bert resetting Tom’s arm is probably the most underrated clutch things Bert’s ever done. If he realized, this would be his new Russian mob story.

  • @ethanletzer3507
    @ethanletzer3507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Zollo's lil baby voice saying "don't even get me started" fucking hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @adamhayes2528
    @adamhayes2528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I guess a recovery center gets 5/5 stars for Piss Spots

  • @chrisconroy3430
    @chrisconroy3430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "is that a baby crying in the background?"
    No that's his current hostage

    • @wogga2320
      @wogga2320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A WHOLE WHITE BABY BREH

  • @YUSSEB8E
    @YUSSEB8E 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I really hope Tom shouted “ Aaah Aaah TAKUMA “ when he hurt himself. Would have been a great homage to the legend of Asian Garage accident dude

    • @austinprice770
      @austinprice770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This made me laugh out loud

    • @Ottophil
      @Ottophil 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe he will

  • @domekeela
    @domekeela 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I stand with Nadav on that final argument. As the late great Mr. Miyagi said: "Daniel-san, never put passion before principle. Even if win, you lose."

  • @hatkins02
    @hatkins02 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s so wrong how much I’m giggling thru Tom explaining his injuries... he got so much joy from watching people get seriously injured tho so we shouldn’t feel 2 bad 😂

  • @kman9884
    @kman9884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Couldn’t even bother to make Tom’s chair straight with the camera. Is this how you honor his passing?

  • @DougJK
    @DougJK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I’m goin’ down into the mountains to save Tim 🔭

    • @alexe4264
      @alexe4264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’ll tell everyone you’ll be back, any chance you might need backup? Bye

  • @chriswilliams5778
    @chriswilliams5778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Stepping on bugs is the least Nadav could do for a women when he's asking her to kiss that mouth!

  • @crucifyrobinhood
    @crucifyrobinhood 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol! Almost exactly what happened when I got my hip replaced. Made the basket w/the turd but COMPLETELY missed with the pee. it was priceless.

  • @shawnwillis7561
    @shawnwillis7561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "So what are you filling that void with?"
    I dont think Tom wants you asking his wife that Nadav.

  • @loeken1
    @loeken1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    GrassKingdoms needs to make a "Nadav is on a Trampoline" song.

    • @grasskingdoms
      @grasskingdoms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      hmmm maybe i should 🤔

    • @dr.gitgud9752
      @dr.gitgud9752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@grasskingdoms Nadav is Tumblin'!

  • @FJBF1998
    @FJBF1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Fun fact: YMH reached out to the company that made the Tupac Coachella hologram to make a Todd hologram. #RestInPeaceWaterChamp #RestInPeacePsychoChamp

    • @_boof
      @_boof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Todd Beluga

  • @darthnihilus5282
    @darthnihilus5282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This episode was just like growing up in a broken home.

  • @SiZzLePoPPiN
    @SiZzLePoPPiN 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Imagine being the nurse who was out side the room while this podcast conversation was happening.......greatest podcast ever. I love you tom. If you need new body parts ill be the first to sign up and give u a hand....or an arm ...or a leg.....whatever is needed. I need you to keep being yourself. I love you tom

    • @RLybarger1986
      @RLybarger1986 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a nurse I will say: would not have been the worst thing I'd heard from the hall.

  • @zakkholguin3942
    @zakkholguin3942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:08:25 I think that's the first time I've ever seen Enny break out laughing like that and I'm loving it XD.
    Also the closing song is a banger.