If you think about it Lalafells are a Garlean's worst nightmare behind Primals, they've on average got a higher aptitude for spellcraft and tend to have larger aether reserves, Garleans are super wary of Summoning and Aether/Magic lol
I never cease to get sad when I come back to watch this and, even after 5+ years now, it's only got 388k views. This masterpiece deserves a few million views at least!
I’m sorry for the delay, but we had a huge backlog of nay says to get through, your number has been drawn, please step down to the nearest lalafell for convenient execution for slander and negative propaganda, thank you kindly.
Thanks Lalafell! As an executive of the Lambs of Dalumad, we have been at a loss for our sacrificial offerings. But now, we never have a shortage of sacrifices! Some even grew without souls, eager for world domination in some ways that even surpass my own. I never been happier. I gladly rate this product 10/10. For all you occults out there, and yes, even you Diabolos worshipers, get your sacrificial offeri...i mean Lalafells today!
As a professional Lalafel projectile I recommend to teach your Lalafel to use a Lance or a large shield to maximize damage to target and minimize damage to your Lalafel. Thrust me, it makes all the difference
"Coat rack not staying still?" That's the best joke on male au'ra for sure, hahahaha. This whole video was awesome. Really gave me a chuckle. Where does one find a group that does this kind of stuff?!
Great video man. Usually with 'throwback ads' they don't try (or it feels like they don't try) to make them 'authentic'. I have to say congratz on the fact that this ACTUALLY looks like an old VCR copy of an ad.
I showed my friend my Miqo'te next to a Viera and he said my character was the shortest character ever, so I called this number and with the help of my Lalafell army I'm much taller.
Everyone asks, what do you do when serves are down for a new patch? Watch all of your videos!! That's what! Starting with this one, because it gets me giggling each time XD
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"recreate the... birth...process...?"
still gets me to this day
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"Lalafell not for sale in Garlean provinces"
Garleans: "Savages..."
If you think about it Lalafells are a Garlean's worst nightmare behind Primals, they've on average got a higher aptitude for spellcraft and tend to have larger aether reserves, Garleans are super wary of Summoning and Aether/Magic lol
Me: "Garlean scum..."
We replaced our black mage with a lalafell and not only does he still do damage, he can heal everyone too! Thanks, Lalafell!
now that's setting the bar for quality content too high o.o
+Lone Wolf #ChallengeAccepted
+Lone Wolf the quality of content is too skronk
ikr!!
I never cease to get sad when I come back to watch this and, even after 5+ years now, it's only got 388k views. This masterpiece deserves a few million views at least!
There are a ton of original creators with the same problem. I never understood why it happens.
@@RetroPacman they didn't sign a contract in blood.
"Lalafells are not evil."
You can deny the stereotype all ya' please, Denmo. But some choose to embrace it.
I saw that more as a subliminal message put there by the lalafells so you don't think they're evil
You've never met the Lalafell known as Konrad Kurze I see.
I’m sorry for the delay, but we had a huge backlog of nay says to get through, your number has been drawn, please step down to the nearest lalafell for convenient execution for slander and negative propaganda, thank you kindly.
Honestly I love playing at this race especially in the physical glasses. Fear my Dark Knight carrying a sword way way bigger than my character LOL
My gf fantasia'd into a lalafell a while back and just linked me this video. Totally true. Especially the pretend melon part.
Thanks Lalafell! As an executive of the Lambs of Dalumad, we have been at a loss for our sacrificial offerings. But now, we never have a shortage of sacrifices! Some even grew without souls, eager for world domination in some ways that even surpass my own. I never been happier. I gladly rate this product 10/10. For all you occults out there, and yes, even you Diabolos worshipers, get your sacrificial offeri...i mean Lalafells today!
As male au ra paladin, having my own healer lalafell avaible for dungeons is invaluable. Thanks Lalafell!
7 years later..... Its still funny!
As a professional Lalafel projectile I recommend to teach your Lalafel to use a Lance or a large shield to maximize damage to target and minimize damage to your Lalafel.
Thrust me, it makes all the difference
damn girl i need to get some of that sh----
This deserves way more recognition.
Im offended by the Elezen reference. We are not that tall! *Shouts from the heights hidden between clouds*
At least he didnt refer to u as a coat rack.... lol
Dhalmel.
@@applemanc22 Don't make fun of our necks D:
I'm a Miqo'te, and I approve of this advertisement.
+Nogitsune you and me both
+Nogitsune This one is not even from Ezorea. But Khajjit approves as well!
+Umbruhh im not even a cat but this argonian approves landstrider
As a lalafell i say
get replaced >;3
Man this footage is so faked: 0.08 You'd never see 3 Male Roedagyn in the same spot, that's as rare as panda breeding.
+headache42 :D Im a female Roedagyn. What am I to say?
Not true. Roegadyn clump.
I'm the midlander in that shot. the Roe were gathered. not faked, but not naturally encountered.
Male roegadyn? Somewhat believable. Female roegadyn? Not so much
no Lalafell was hurt in creation of this video
Somehow I doubt this disclaimer
but the one that was cooked
2:14
Is what we say to appease the "human" rights activists.
shame
"Coat rack not staying still?" That's the best joke on male au'ra for sure, hahahaha. This whole video was awesome. Really gave me a chuckle. Where does one find a group that does this kind of stuff?!
Awesome job, this is funny. I can imagine an Old Spice commercial with Roegs in the same vein.
duuuuude someone needs to make that now!
HowlingSphinx That sounds like a fantastic idea!
I'm going to be honest. This video alone made me realize in my subconscious I always loved Laladells. Just Fantasia'd and everything.
this plays right after the "eorzea gone wild" 2 a.m. spot
The three male Roegadyns all sitting around and flirting is way more accurate than I'm comfortable with
Didn't a bunch of lalas try to summon the "Great Potato" in Ul'dah
We've done it several times
*sigh* .... The Lalafell primal is not a "potato". Or a popoto. It's Danny Devito mother f'ers... you all best recognize!
After seeing this, I kinda wanna be a Lalafell again.
I ordered a Lalafell, but the FBI showed up at my doorstep instead...
And the kicker was that they were Lalafell, too.
Great video man. Usually with 'throwback ads' they don't try (or it feels like they don't try) to make them 'authentic'.
I have to say congratz on the fact that this ACTUALLY looks like an old VCR copy of an ad.
This video is just perfect! I wish I could have been part of it. Sir you deserve an award.
this is the greatest thing since ham and cheese...
Empress Lalafell :3
+Nanamo Ul Namo I think I know that image... isn't that where she's really big and beating the shit out of a bunch of raid members?
Indeed, Titan Nanamo.
Nanamo Ul Namo Too bad there isn't more of that, she's cute
Uh uh uh, gimme the Sauce!
Nanamo Ul Namo All hail the queen of all lalas
Love the old crt tv look of this! Takes me back man…
President Lalafell signing in, the final product is a resounding success :)
Snake Lalafell... I need one of those. xD
So this is why you were requesting Lalas in Idyllshire! Another masterpiece!
So THAT'S what you did with that footage you shot on Balmung! :D I remember that Lala parade! :D
I'll take 14.
THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A SPIRITUAL LEVEL
This is the first time I've clicked the 'like' button in at least a year. You earned it.
0:41 "Oh, Mother Hydalin! They're everywhere!"
Holy crap man, that's your best one yet. And that's saying a lot because your stuff is always excellent.
This video was ahead of its time
"recreate the birth pro... cess?"
thank. my keyboard and screen needed some hydration.
This made me laugh out loud, and trust me that don't happen often for videos.
never noticed the lalabowling before, this still makes me hapopy, one of your best creations.
Still love to this to this day
Wow what epicness. And I don't even play Lalafell. That was a beyond amazing throwback to 90s As-Seen-On-TV ads ;p
This was gold but i burst into tears laughing at; "Recreate the birthing pro...cess?!??"
I called this number and now I can clear AS3 without having to worry about recruiting scrubs.
THANKS LALAFELLMASTERRACE!
as a guy who plays a lalafell i find this funny as hell even if half the time im on im called cute alot
This needs an update for the Viera and Rothgar races
I am only seeing this now and am depressed, I didn't know I was missing out on such a gem.
I have to show this to my 9yr. old niece. She fell in love with shantotto when watching my play dissidia. She's gonna eat this up lol.
"Cook them"
I laughed so0o0o hard at the head sticking out of the turkey
I went back to lala because of this, and I love it.
That phone # is active and does go to a live person after a few. I wonder how many times they've been asked about ordering their own Lalafell.
One of the best videos I've ever seen on TH-cam.
They forgot edgelord Lalafell
Shitpost Lalafell!
This is literally the best thing ever.
Denmo, you did a fantastic job as always!
"Ever since I got Lalafell my marksmanship skill has improved by a ton! Thanks Lalafell!!" -Another satisfied customer
I showed my friend my Miqo'te next to a Viera and he said my character was the shortest character ever, so I called this number and with the help of my Lalafell army I'm much taller.
I'm a Lalafell and I approve of this message! Also, I play on Balmung as well :)
Lalas are like the little brother or sister you always wanted.
And they are smarter then you to boot
Alright, I'm convinced. GET THE FANTASIA
I love that after 4 years this vídeo still makes me laugh a LOT hhahaaha
Actually called the number...got an advert for LifeAlert. 10/10 would call again
this is the denmo we needed, this is the denmo we deserve
I have a "Thank you internet" playlist. This is going directly there :D
i turned on captions and it said something about president and the great wall
Potatos have come a long way
Good ‘ole no knees bring you smiles every day.
RIP lalas you'll be a thing of the past now in the next update
I'm so glad the FBI shut this down. Trafficking Lalafell... Absolutely horrible.
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At least I got one beforehand
0:53 this is pure gold. I want to do this with all of them.
THIS IS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS - I'll TAKE 100, THANK U LALAFELL!
Oh. My. God. This is definitely one of the greatest videos I've ever seen in my life. XD
once i heard big lalafell, i instantly thought "THE GIANT MIDGET!!!"
How could you forget to mention they make good sweat shop workers.
This is proooooooobably the best thing ever in the entire history of the world... proooooobably.
Best infomercial ever
>Toy lalafell
>Shantotto
Ayo hol up--
My In game S/O called the number and I guess they were closed ;-; I want a BIG LALAFELL
This video is pure gold.
Snake Lalafell, lawl! Wasn't he the main character of the hit theater production, "Escape from Ala Mhigo"?
“Sad Lalafell” *It’s literally Tataru*
Whomst made Tataru cry, Tataru deserves all the headpats
I transferred to Balmung a little while ago, I hope I can get in on these types of vids one day :P
ok thats the best video i have ever seen in my entire life
Everyone asks, what do you do when serves are down for a new patch? Watch all of your videos!! That's what! Starting with this one, because it gets me giggling each time XD
“Sad Lalafell”
HOW DARE YOU
best video of 2015
When you call the number, it takes you to some medical alert system recording.
So awesome as always. Love it!!!!! :D
This is the best thing i've ever seen lmao makes me wanna roll for a lalafell
This is magical.
This video aged so damn fucking well
This is fucking beautiful.
Every time I feel like I want to switch to Au Ra on my main I watch this. Thanks Lalafell.
I don't even play Final Fantasy and I LOVE this.
You just made me change in to a lala yesterday.
They're so Athrowable!
This video changed my life.
What the hell have I just found? Its... Beautiful