My Lalafell has two complimentary fantasias in the bottom of his bag. I suppose he could change into Viera, take some lewd pics, start an Onlyfans and change back.
In Eorzea City, there are two separate but equally important groups. The talls who investigate crime, and the smols who prosecute the talls. These are their stories.
In shadowbringers, it’s hilarious going to save the world as a lalafell with Alphinaud, Alisaie, and our new Scion catboi. Literally two kids, a toddler, and their pet cat. … And they left the toddler in charge.
@@Pendarr Yeah it defo is, I chose a passively angry looking pair of eyebrows on my Au Ra and it was comedic how she looked angry 90% of the time in cutscenes.
@@justrenderin1279 Enjoy having the best emotes in the game! As well as being the most jovial and cute little thing and occasionally kicking some shins if need be :>
I'm not a lala any more but literally 10 separate people sent me this and I've changed my hair and got the eyebrows and my surname is Dangerbaby so now I speak entirely in quotes from this video, my thanks good sir
This has been a favorite of mine since it came out - a friend of mine (who only intermittantly plays FFXIV) got introduced to it yesterday, and his response this morning was "and I've got 'mad because small' echoing in my head. It won't go away. You monster." So my obvious response was "Mad because EARWORM."
My sister in law doesn’t play final fantasy and she cried she was laughing so hard. Linked all my discord bros too. Thanks for making my day. Lalafell master race ftw
Having just gotten through all of this content myself as a Lalafel, man this hits different. It was always gut bustlingly hilarious, but now with context? Powerful stuff.
This is what happens when 9 year old Lalas become adventurers. They must be contained. They cannot control their limitless power as wee tater tots and must possess the self-control that adults do. -Says a fellow mad because small.-
This is what goes through my head whilst playing a lalafell. I'll just be running from one place to another chanting to myself "am smol boy am smol boy".
For those of you are interested in thick eyebrows, it's not an eyebrow option, to get those eyebrows you have to go into the face paint options, so it's painted like Grouch Marx used to do.
Little disappointed you didn't include the best line in the game, "SUCH DEVASTATION... This was NOT my intent!", would've loved to hear that in the epic trailer voice. Joking aside, a fun video for sure!
- Baby's first burial service
- Baby's first recon mission
- Baby's first prison break
They grow up so fast. LOL, jk. They never will.
Normal people: This is funny
Lalafell players: *Still small and angry*
Not wrong.
Can confirm.
Yep. Then I had my best friend turn into a lalafell, now he's smol and angry too. 😌
As a potato I can confirm this as true
Nah, it's;
Normal people: This is funny
Lala-players: Pwease swing wup to mwy pwaydway woans... (sucker... hehe)
Fantasia reward for finishing Praetorium
Baby find drugs
*T e m p t a t i o n*
I was waiting for this! "BABY FIND DRUGS...NOW BABY IS TALL!! And still ANGEREE"
My Lalafell has two complimentary fantasias in the bottom of his bag. I suppose he could change into Viera, take some lewd pics, start an Onlyfans and change back.
@@narev6569 oh no
@@Pastelwrlds OH YES
@@snaffu1 Probably turned into female au ra or miqo'te instead of male roe or female elzen.
This...this is legitimately one of the cutest lalafell designs I've ever seen. The huge eyebrows really bring it all together.
Still small tho
@@jadebunny4312 Still jealous of tall
Angriest lalafell design Ive seen
Stop calling baby cute.
Baby burns you all.
The entire story of A Realm Reborn in modern poetry.
Please do these for each expansion! They're gold.
i would love to see that :D
@@sakuraibloom1836 "baby meets pixie.. is glad feel tall" xD
Baby meets Weeb (Zenos). Weeb kicks Baby.
@@KawaiiNeko333 heavensward:
"baby enter the painted world... again. still small though"
xD
@@KawaiiNeko333 Weeb is Juicy. Mad because Juicy.
“Forgive me father, for I am short.”
This is officially a certified hood classic
"Mad because awake" destroyed me lmao
So relatable. Lol
Aye.
That's a mood xD
Same
Mad because awake pretty much sums up every word day for me.
I'm a real-life Lalafell. I play Roegadyn to live my tall dreams.
"Mad because small. Jealous of tall." This speaks to me
I'm a real life Elezen. I play a Lalafell to see what it's like to be small.
literally me LMAO im a rl lala playing a male aura at max height 😭
I am a real-life Roegadyn. I play Lalafell to fulfill my small dreams.
A real-life Lalafell?
Real-life Lalafell, playing Lalafell because small is funi
"mad because small"
the motto of every Lalafell WAR
I'm not mad because small. I'm mad before everything else is tall.
So I chop them all down.
@@KianaWolf naming a lalafell "the lumberjack"
@@nobledmarlin17 The NPCs gonna primarily call you "the".
@@rootatouille180 not for the npcs
After watching more of these videos.
"Hello shins, meet Mr. Fell Cleave!"
"Happy Baby! Still small though."
"It's hard to summarize ARR."
Meanwhile:
"Baby still small
No happy ending"
*notices bottle of Fantasia from the last quest*
Sets height to Max.
Still only 3 feet 2 inches.
In Eorzea City, there are two separate but equally important groups.
The talls who investigate crime, and the smols who prosecute the talls.
These are their stories.
*Law and Order chime*
@@EvilPaladin11**Lala and Order Chime*
The way he says "...from leather daddies" and how the camera zooms in, I fucking died
being honest, it's weird seeing Alphinaud not be the shortest in the room.
In shadowbringers, it’s hilarious going to save the world as a lalafell with Alphinaud, Alisaie, and our new Scion catboi. Literally two kids, a toddler, and their pet cat.
…
And they left the toddler in charge.
@@LaCeiba1924 "And they left the toddler in charge."
Oh god, this made me laugh.
...because it's 100% true. XD
My god, this video and your voice is perfection
I hope you do more like this -- totally made my day.
How on earth did you make your character look so grumpy in every cutscene? This is INSPIRING
It's the eyebrows.
@@michealknight1354 It must be!
@@Pendarr Yeah it defo is, I chose a passively angry looking pair of eyebrows on my Au Ra and it was comedic how she looked angry 90% of the time in cutscenes.
I laughed at this so hard because I've been experimenting with eyebrow facepaint....
@@IceFox28 ohhh so it's facepaint that make them look this angry?
this is literally my inner dialog at all times as i level my own lalafell
I never thought I'd see another thicc eyebrow lalafell... I thought we were all extinct. Truly a happy ending in it's own
How do you even get thicc eyebrow lalafell? It doesn't seem like it's a character creator option?
@@AquarialDeloAtlantis Second to last option in face paint, then change the color to dark black
@@ceeka9002 Thank you very much, I'm making a Lalafell and giving the game a shot and was so confused on how he did it.
@@justrenderin1279 Enjoy having the best emotes in the game! As well as being the most jovial and cute little thing and occasionally kicking some shins if need be :>
This video always has me in tears. "Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies? They said no, so I killed them."
"jealous of tall, mad because small" my new favorite quote
"Space candy is pleased" is one of the funniest things I've heard all week, and I have no clue why.
I rolled at this one too. It was just so unexpectedly funny.
I'm not a lala any more but literally 10 separate people sent me this and I've changed my hair and got the eyebrows and my surname is Dangerbaby so now I speak entirely in quotes from this video, my thanks good sir
My lala is named Danger Bean so I felt the need to say I love Dangerbaby lol
@@shadraavroart9915 aw I love Danger Bean! One of my wedding alts is called Rage Bean. I think we're really on the same wavelength with our naming!
This has been a favorite of mine since it came out - a friend of mine (who only intermittantly plays FFXIV) got introduced to it yesterday, and his response this morning was "and I've got 'mad because small' echoing in my head. It won't go away. You monster."
So my obvious response was "Mad because EARWORM."
"Forgive me father. For I am SHORT."
This is ART. Gangster kneeling with shrek and leather daddies almost made me spit my water out 😂
Feels so wild looking back on this and seeing nostalgic glimpses into old Castrum and Praetorium
I think this deserves a Trope page.
It has one
Idk why but this is hilarious. Is it bad that I have a better idea of the plot of the ARR storyline after watching this than I did before.
As a lalafell player, normally vids dunking on us get annoying, but this was utterly brilliant. As a smol but angry myself, I approve this message.
Is this guy bothering you?
𝔂𝓮𝓼
God I felt that one >
I love this cause half the people I know in game are lalafells. I hope for the continuation of mad small baby
Watched this
Liked this.
Still small...
Still mad
@@WGSen VERY MAD.
I died because someone linked me to this and I was lagging/wheezing/giggling too hard to breathe.
I remember seeing you playing because I remember the legendary Kfcfourtwenty... And damn you were angry.
im cracking up SOOOOO MUCH.
what got me most:
baby learns to dance.... from leather daddies. xD
“HATE.....VEGETABLES” then the zoom out on the sylph made me laugh so hard
My sister in law doesn’t play final fantasy and she cried she was laughing so hard. Linked all my discord bros too. Thanks for making my day. Lalafell master race ftw
Please do this for the other expansions. You've easily made one of my favorite lalafells ever
You don’t want to sell me death sticks, you want to go home and rethink your life
"the small hero cries, because she is small"
"Mad Because Awake" is gonna be the title of my autobiography.
I was kind of expecting the twist at the end to be that the free fantasia let you no longer be small, and mad.
happy ending?
This is literal perfection. Like; your voice, the lines, aaahh it's glorious!
This is lalafels in a nutshell...so pure
Having just gotten through all of this content myself as a Lalafel, man this hits different. It was always gut bustlingly hilarious, but now with context? Powerful stuff.
This was a very entertaining recap of the story. As a returner that just got back after more than a year I needed it :)
This is what happens when 9 year old Lalas become adventurers. They must be contained. They cannot control their limitless power as wee tater tots and must possess the self-control that adults do.
-Says a fellow mad because small.-
I've already watched this three times and it was just delivered to me today. You've created some serious magic. (Still small tho)
Wow...those are some huge caterpillars...I mean eyebrows
I'll be expecting another video of this quality for heavensward, stormblood, and shadowbringers. It's ok, I dont mind waiting a few years. Lol
This is what goes through my head whilst playing a lalafell. I'll just be running from one place to another chanting to myself "am smol boy am smol boy".
This has been living rent free in my head for the last couple weeks
Having never watched it, but I’m gonna assume this is just “The Saga of Tanya the Evil” anime in a nutshell.
Mad (at god) because small
As a Lalafell player, this made me piss my pants from laughter. Omg.
I was all about Baby until she hated Vegetables. How dare she hates Vegetables? Vegetables is the reason I'm out for Garlean blood.
Yes vegetables is why I'll always be after Garlean blood.
I was today years old when I learned Angry Lala’s name is Charity. Lovely name for someone so ANGRY
For some reason I get Meduka flashbacks from this.
...the first 5 seconds were EXACTLY how my character creation went. I also play a minimum height lalafell
I love how that sassy lost child sounds like snake
it's nice to see someone reading my autobiography out loud like this :D
This is honestly gold and I felt my tension headache go away immediately bless you
walk ever in the light of the space candy, mad baby
It's both surprising and not surprising at all how much of XIV's story involves leather daddies.
This single handedly convinced me to start playing Final Fantasy 14.
Everyone else didn't have to be so freaking tall just to flex
I want this voice ingame
Think that voice would be at hit even if sold on Mogstation for 10 bucks. I'd sure as hell buy it.
Final popoto xiv: a potato reborn
“excuse me power rangers” always kills me
Only just noticed that she's (he's??? Them's??? Dunno) dunesfolk. Her eyes are glazed ❤
3:05 more accurately narrator should have gone "Uso De Aru, She lied, It was clearly a phase" xD
This video is criminally underwatched.
I made it to "Skyrim belongs to the Nords", then I lost it
"Hey kid, woman buy some death sticks?"
"...... yes"
This was a friendly reminder why I can never take lalafells seriously.
"Finally! A weapon to surpass Magitek GEAR"
*As narrated by David Hayter*
I made the opposite of this character. A giant jealous of small because he keeps breaking chairs and smacking his head on door frames
For those thinking this is exaggerating, i assure you any ff14 player will tell you: This is _exactly_ why Lalafel is race option.
Coming back into the XIV Fandom and I remember when this video first came out😂
Dude I want your voice for Soul Calibur.
As a 5”5 man with an older brother who is over 6 feet tall I can relate to this on multiple levels.
For those of you are interested in thick eyebrows, it's not an eyebrow option, to get those eyebrows you have to go into the face paint options, so it's painted like Grouch Marx used to do.
Holy crap! This is awesome! I found 3.3 first, but watched them all now and have not laughed like this in So long!
Thank you for making this. Please never stop making small angry baby videos
Somewhere along reading your description, the Law & Order, Specials Victims Unit theme song played in my mind.
* Standing Ovation * Brilliant, just brilliant. 100/10 would continue to watch the adventures of Small Angry Baby
0:05 That face almost reminds me of Hat Kid.
Yep, that's completely accurate ARR story. Hell, might be BETTER.
But still small.
"Yes, Mr. President, I know I'm awesome, but can you call back later? I'm busy."
Gangster kneeling with Shrek is an amazing line.
aww baby made a dark souls reference how cute
mad because undead
@@CiderSpider dude i'm playing ashes of ariandel like right now, i paused it to watch this video, and this reference made me scream
I didn't know what to expect going in, but it sure as hell wasn't this
Little disappointed you didn't include the best line in the game, "SUCH DEVASTATION... This was NOT my intent!", would've loved to hear that in the epic trailer voice.
Joking aside, a fun video for sure!
This guy sounds like the "Your C*m Won't Last/Heir to the C*m Throne" guy. I love it.
"No, this is not a fake ID." LMAO!!!! Legit.
"Hate... vegetables" killed me
This is the best FFXIV content on the internet and now my whole party is pushing MSQ to get to the Heavensward video as a treat.
'Gangster kneeling with shrek' killed me. And 'leather daddies'. This is genius. Thanks for the share.
This video made me wanna play this game
“space candy” caught me SO off guard holy shit
Probably the best narration of anything I have ever heard.