Elf Rivalries vs Dwarf Rivalries | Total War Warhammer meme dub
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- “We must repel the villainous Druchii from the shores of Ulthuan lest calamity ensue.”
“I found this big rat siphoning my beer keg.”
Meme by ceerdris:
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Music by Karl Schmidt:
• THE HIGH ELVES | Warha... - บันเทิง
Dawi: Why are you making warpstone pudding at 3:00 A.M. under my mountain hall?
Skaven: Because I've lost-lost all control-will over my life thing
Skaven and Dwarfs deserve their own cartoon show
“Fuck-fuck my life-life!”
This thread is gold.
Angelica: "Oh that's okay-alright Uncle Stu. I'm not hungry-voracious anymore."
@@vit968 always knew that little shit was a skaven
Skaven and Dwarves are natural enemies. Like Orcs and Dwarves. Or Undead and Dwarves. Or Humans and Dwarves. Or Dwarves and other Dwarves! Damned Dwarves. They ruined Karaz-a-Karak!
I don't know if that's a reference about some people living in the northern part of britain or you just read the first page of the book
"My, the Dwarves are quite the contentious folk..." - One of the Empire's many Emperors
@@MrJinglejanglejingle THAT'S GOIN' IN THA BOOK
That, plus the two replies, are exactly the joke I wanted to make :)
@@MrJinglejanglejingle You just made yourself an enemy for life!
You can't really blame them, the skaven vs dwarf wars are essentially a series of bitter tunnel fights were one side throws bodies at a shield wall for 2000 years.
oh god, no wonder it never stops.
Jesus. Never has a description been so equally hilarious and grimdark.
Making the USSR proud with their tactics I see 😂
"Suddenly, a man in a far off universe wearing a gas mask cracks a smile. Right before an auto gun round goes through that same big smile."
It's not like they created a special glass balls that contain a gas that melts lungs in litteral seconds just to kill dwarfs. Nope, not at all.
Human Rivalries be like
"Well, we'd fight Norscans, if only we weren't infighting ourselves already."
- The Empire
I tought those were greenskins and skavens.
The Russian humans will fight Norsca, they are closer
They got the vampires trying to fuck their day up by turn 20
monke
Norscans: We've come to raid and plunder your lands!
Tileans: Psssh, amateurs
Norscans: WHAT?
Tileans: We raid and plunder all we want when we go abroad as mercenaries. *And* we get payed for it
Norscans:...Any room in that mercenary army for us lads?
Tileans: Right this way
The Drunk vs The Warped
Please CA, make this a DLC
@@tamonk9054 dudeeeee what a line up
@@alexscholz3438
Seconded!
Two roommates, one is alcoholic, the other one crack addict
@@verixsmelony7835 yes
Tomb king rivalries:
-screw Nagash
-i agree
More like
Everyone: "I'm in charge!"
Settra: "Lol, No."
Tomb King 1: My piramid is bigger.
Tomb King 2: Like hell It is!
Damn smoothskins, get out of my pyramid!
@@eldunae922 Settra: are you sure about that?
Arkhan the black: now wait a minute
I love how the Dawi and Skaven both sound very tired. Like, "I hate you, but, can we take a break for a while?"
The skavens warpstone hangover, thd dwarfs just regular hangover.
You think the Book of Grudges is because dwarves are vindictive; it's actually so they can remember where to pick up after taking some time off.
@@18Hongo gotta keel busy somehow.
Keep*
@@18Hongo
I’m dying cos I’m imagining a dwarf flipping through the book going “where is it where is it…why am I mad at this sumbitch again…THERE it is. THATS right. Motherfucker ate the last cookie after I said I wanted it! I WILL HAVE HIS HEAD”
I mean, the Dwarves have literally located lost artifacts because they wrote down the loss as a grudge. Or entire settlements.
I find the idea that the dwarves are so long-lived that their elder grumbles might be senile until someone brings something up. Like, “wait, we once killed the dark elf tamed hydra that ate one of our ancestors by tricking it into chomping on a barrel of gunpowder?” -Oy, that’s right, we never got that knife-eared wazzok, only his mount.
Turns out the duck was Rakarth.
New DLC for Total War:
The Drunk & The Disorderly
Good one
So, Josef bugmann and a random skaven?
@@deni140492deni yes
@@deni140492deni Skretch might be a good opponent.
How about The High and The Mighty? Featuring skaven off their tits on warpstone and the Dawi.
The Skaven really are just the neighbors who invite themselves to dinner, "borrow" your stuff and tell you after the fact, and be seen driving around the neighborhood on a motorcycle built from what looks to be your lawn mower.
Something about this seems like it’s from experience
@@a_chillbaconas the guy using his neighbors lawn mower as a engine for my new motorcycle . . . It is. The only reason I haven’t been shot is the fact I make really good bean dip and queso.
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus you know I think thats a trait most skaveen have in common an apperication of good queso... source, I too like good queso.
Yes
So the Amish. You'd think otherwise, but no.
Greenskin Rivalries be like:
Oi, gits are gits, and foighting is foighting and it's fun.
STOMPING IS STOMPING!!
Tomb King rivalries be like:
QUIT STEALING OUR PROPERTY YOU ROTTEN KIDS!!
IT AINT'Z MUCH BUT IT'Z 'ONEST KRUMPIN'
Manchester United? Boys, less show these nonces how we do things round Liverpool.
WAAAAAAGH!
Get that Skaven a cup of coffee
I think the dwarf would need one as well, even if he would prefer a good beer.
@@Undermine5 dwarf sounds like he’s getting over a hangover, shaven sounds like it hasn’t slept in 3 months
Needs less warpstone. Or more warpstone?
This just in: dwarfs and skaven introduced to coffee and both become reasonable people.
@@Undermine5 Turn the coffee Irish (Dwarfish?) with a shot of liquor
Dwarf: Shootin' flamethrowers through me sewers again, rat?
Skaven:....yes-indeed...another day-night at office-place
Goblin: Like you don't shoot da fires through yer own sewers?
Dwarf: Fair point but I built the sewer ta begin with. And didn't ya shove a gas squig down a sewer and light it on fire last week?
Elves never do like to remember their fabled crown meant for the king is sitting in a dwarf mead hall all because someone shaved a diplomat's beard
A diplomat mind you, that had the audacity to demand to know why dwarven caravans kept getting ambushed by Elves ond Elven Teritory...
Kind of perverse to think they're fading away as a race and their souls are doomed to fuel some demonic machine as they suffer for all eternity. Whoever thought of those circumstances for the elves were either idiots or sad misanthropes.
@@ForbiddenFollyFollower Fun story: Old lore was once Big Tiddy Choas Momma finished digesting elf souls they became daemonettes. Which I guess helps explain why old model daemonettes had an distubring grace while new ones look like they were run over by the Ugly Truck. Fewer elves to eat means Slaanesh has to start eating humans. Ugly, ugly humans.
my favorite thing about total warhammer 2 is even after wiping out the high elven civilization, they still send haughty dignitaries to be condescending to my forests
@@ForbiddenFollyFollower bro I need to know more !!!!
You compared the knife-ears' whining banter to the deadly rivalry between the dwarves and the skaven?
That's it, you're going in the book.
yes - one split a peoples and almost cost the end of the world twice - the other is a fight for the underground pass ways
Who needs cancel culture when you have the book?
Overcooked chicken? In the book. Undercooked chicken straight in the book
@@wayneellis7297 Serving chicken when you could be serving beer? That's going in the book.
@@VallornDeathblade
Serving beer that isn't strong enough? You're going in the book.
That Rrrrrrrrrrr gets me everytime
Sounded like Lemongrab
I can't anymore ^^ it's a mixture of bored and in a bad mood that way...I'm fed up
That skaven is so fucking done with life he would volonteer to charge with the slaves
@@mineias9672UNACCEPTABLE!!!!
I felt that Skaven's pain with that.
Looks like the dwarf and skaven both slept on random spots on the battlefield not covered on bodies.
Of which generation? They have been at war for such a long time and with so much intensity over just some random mountain in the Badlands that they could have a family meeting with their grand-grand-grand-parents there if some random necromancer (that ran away from the witchhunters) shows up to make shit even worse.
In most other battlefilds like that hiding under or with corpses would make it less likely for you to get murdered, but on these ones skaven would be checking the bodies over for loot before tossing them on a cart to sell the meat back in the nearest warren.
I enjoy the idea of the skaven and dwarf being roomies in a sitcom who resolve their kerfuffle each episode and then just get shithoused on beer and warpstone.
That does sound like a good sitcom
@@steelpickaxe7978 Glad you agree.
Add some Gobbos and it's just a normal day at Karak Eight Peaks
The fact that both Dwarf and Skaven look like they just woke up after only getting three hours of sleep and a hangover just makes this all the more better.
They don't even want to fight anymore they just have to
I'd like to imagine they both eventually know the drill, like just a dwarf with a broom just escorting a Skraben scout oit of the fortress
my new Skaven oc is Skraben Craventail, cousin to Tretch.
The drunks vs the crackheads
I love them both
Dawi: Will you stop your warpstone fueled dragrace rave, its been a week now?
Skaven: Doomwheel go brrrr
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@@EEEEEEEEEE
I love how abselutly done the dwarth and skaven sound. Like a shit here we go again... 😆
It's like greece and turkey
Defeating the other won't be a victory, it'll be just a "f*cking finally now i can go to sleep at last" and proceed to never do anything at all ever again
@@GarkKahn You have to become like the Turkish. If you're not then you're just controlled by the Neo-liberal Americans.
The "I don't remember why we're fighting, but here we go again" of eternal conflicts.
@@NyJoanzy Exactly ones is just too drunk and the other one is high out of his mind on warp stone :D
*Looks at Book of Grudges* “Why are the Elgi, Urki, and Grobbi with ten times more entries together then the Thaggaroki?”
Because you added them all, if you counted you would see that urks and grobi have as mutch Grudges as the raki, the elgi din’t have that mutch grudge, unless you count the dark elgi because slaver and bloody pirates
@@wolffrdu6463 *Looks at all the grudges against Wutelgi* Naw pretty sure it’s because of the tree loving kin mainly. That’s got three times as many as the ones against the other two combined.
Grobi and Urki still have the most. Much more then Thaggaroki.
@@nodrogstengrad4782 haaa, yes the wutelgi have more grudge than the elgi of ulthuan but they have less than the dark elgi because they attaque the trader and take the survivors to slavery, at least if we don't go near their forst the wutlgi don't attaque (normaly), but dark elgi they are scourge that we need to get rid of, the only problem is that the wutelgi are more near than the dark elgi
but i do not agree the grobi and urks have as mutch as the raki, they and the night grobi are the raison the underground roads aren't safe
Don't forget the high elves... they essentially started a war that crippled both races forever.
@@Acesahn Nah. The Time of Woes did that. That’s why the Thaggaroki, Urki, and Grobi are the biggest grudges we have.
Empire Rivalries:
-nooo, you cant pray to sigmar, he prayed to ulric, so he is not a god
-let me walk into a fire to prove you wrong
Wood Elf Rivalries:
-come, treefolk, we need to repel those vile invaders from athel loren
-we would kill all of you without a second thought if you werent correct about those invaders
Elfs: abusive relationship of Dennis and Mac
Dwarves and Skaven: Charlie and rats
**elves ensue in honorable sword combat, showing proper skill and tact**
**dwarf grabs rat and starts beating the fuck out of it with his hands**
Skaven: holds a grenade threatening that he’ll do it lol
This made me laugh far harder than it should have.
Lizardmen: We hate you all equally
Mazdamundi: Follow the plan boys
Lizard men: yes!
Kroq gar: uhh whats the plan again?
Mazdamundi: *constipated toad sounds* CAN’T REMEMBER!
@@GreaterGrievobeast55 I forgor
Untrue tho, they only care about Skaven and Spiky boys. In a bad way.
Tehenauin: And the Great Plan says RACE WAR
Khone: We're not so different as you would like.
I like how the skaven's Rrrrrrrrr convey everything he had to say
Meanwhile, humans shooting demons from invasion for the fourth time that year.
Beastmen Rivalries be like
Humans: What a wonderful day for a nature walk
Beastmen: *Autistic screeching*
Taurox be like:"WHY ARE MY INSIDES ON FIRE"
He’s going through Warpstone withdrawals 😭😭💀💀💀💀💀
Dawi engineering: [OSHA Certified safety protcols, no accidents]
Skaven engineering: "Its been exactly 3 second-moments since the last accident-boom-explosion wiped out a quarter of our army. The Great Horned Rat must is please-pleased!"
"Oh no, there's another malfunction-break. Everyone is dead-dead again."
If I showered the night before, I wake up feeling like the dwarf. If I didn't, I wake up feeling like the Skaven.
“At it again, wazzock?”
**stressed growling**
that "rrrrrr" is perfect
it made us smooth skins giggle yes.
With elves its "oh my have we been fighting an honorable timless war for the last 5,000 years? Silly me!" But with with dwarves and other little folk its "I'LLL FUCKING BEAT YE TA DEATH LIKE I DID THE REST OF YE CLAN FOR THE LAST 300 HUNDRED YEARS!"
Sorry, I can't hear you over Tyrion deciding to genocide the Donut until Morathi decides to murder him after he inevitably overextends.
Assuming Mortahi doesn't stay hovelled in Quintex for the whole game.
@@teal_m_101 Depends entirely on when the player discovers her faction. If she remains undiscovered by the player, then for some reason she often steamrolls the donut.
I was confused by this "Donut" you were talkinga about. Then I realized. Fucking elfs island look like a stupid donut. Now I hate them even more
@@TheKolboShow I wonder if that's true.
The Skaven sound like how I feel when playing them.
The Dwarf just found the skaven doing warp pudding at 3 am for the council because he has lost all control on his life.
I... feel like this needs to go in the Book.
Love booze.
Love gold.
Love me wife.
‘Ate ‘umans
‘Ate knife ears
‘Ate erryone else
Simple as.
Ogres might take the ‘ate part a bit too literally.
ride wife
life good
'Ate rakis (Racist, don't like 'em.)
Aside from the Manlings, pretty much.(dwarves like humans the most among non-dwarves because Sigmar was their best bro thousands of years ago and if there’s one thing dwarves are good at it’s remembering shit)
The Dwarve really do seem to be, "What the FOK you doing in my tunnels, ya daft pea brain dirt chomper?!"
*pulls out steam age shotgun*
Blunderbuss is the guns name
*"Rrrrrrrrr"*
So deep and thoughful!~
Sleepy and gremlin brained, craving only sleep.
WE ARE THE MOST ESTEEMED, TIMELESS FOES!
INDEED
@@jesusjuanfranserranoperez7101 EH, AT IT AGAIN, WAZZOK?
@@praiseHashut RRRRRRRRRR
Norsca: If we get told to pull ourselves up by our bootstraps one more time we're going to come down there and garrote you with them.
Empire living in 10 times better conditions: let me tell you about personal responsibility.
Norsca: we went out into the free market and made a deal with the chaos gods.
Empire: wait, what?
The Norscans just need to work more hours, save up and they can go on a cruise for holiday
@@worthlessclericbuild3866 They do. And have. Those pillaging tours are holidays
That would be funny but every one knows the norscans are Monke.
Based paleo fascist norscans vs boomer neocon empire
Despite making up 13% of the total human population, Norscans are responsible for 50% of all attacks on Nordland holdings.
The other 50%, of course, being Toddy.
The Dwarf and Skaven haven’t slept in days
Literally a drunk vs a crackhead.
I feel like after all the damn wars, every faction should just call a ten year truce, just a basic timeout so everyone can have a breather and actually realize there are more things in life than endless waves of death. During the brake,the Greenskins and Khornates can fight each other so they don't get bored.
They've taken lots of breathers but almost nobody seems to actually realize this.
Nagash: NO IM THE GREATEST OF THE TOMB KINGS! I SHOULD TOTALLY BE A GOD AND RULE NEHEKERAH
Settra: No.
The Divinity soundtrack got me.
Nostalgia. Divine Divinity was my first rpg.
Poor Skaven, he needs a coffee and a hug
And some lines of warpstone
Might wanna bind his hands first so you don't get a sharpened hunk of warpstone jammed into your back.
I’m pretty sure you will get super bubonic plague if you try to hug it with out any protection.
@@murphylaw7106 depends on the clan
Nah, i think the skaven has had enough coffee.
Orks: We're not your enemies, we're THE ENEMIES!!!!
Well one of the best rivalries, even the Dawi traitors (Dawi-zhare) fight the raki (but it had made an hole in reality and we wasn’t sure who win between the dawi-zharr and skaven)
god, can we please have chaos dwarfs in WH3.
@@sukaira9334we have dawi zharr in tww3
@@wolffrdu6463 this may surprise you, but I know. It has been more than a year.
@@sukaira9334 late notification, at least they was one...
I don't know what it is about the skaven's "rrrrrrr" its so incredible its perfect i can't stop watching it
The skaven vs the dwarves are superior anyway
What about the skaven vs the skaven
@@giorgioguolo7196 even better
@@giorgioguolo7196 "launch the nuke-bomb!"
"But sir-lord our troops-allies are in the way!"
"WHO DO YOU THINK WE ARE AIMING AT?!
Ah, yes... The superior Dwarfs... Waddling their way across the battlefield under hellish artillery fire, only to be murdered by various rifles and magic when they get close enough to matter.
@@MrJinglejanglejingle, bold of you to say such things in gyrocopter's cannon range.
First foes: dueling swords
Second foes: probably at a pub or something after a long hard day
Grand Cathay: "Can you just stop eating our caravans!"
Ogre Kingdoms: "MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!"
My friend got into Warhammer and now it's dominating my feed. I haven't even searched anything related to it.
That skaven spitting the wisest words ever
Elf: I trained in the art of sword mastery for 500 years!
17-year-old Viking berserker: So I killed like 30 of these elfs....
*Cute rat*
“At it again! Yes, yes!”
We gotta make a "friends" type thing with they bois at 8 peaks. Mushrooms, rats, and bois who need a gyrocopter to reach the shelf where the grudges are kept
This skaven looks and sounds exactly like i feel.
Song for the Dwarves is drunk with dwarven mirth for divine divinity if anyone's wondering.
RRRRRRR
*Total War: WARHAMMER II - The Chad and the Virgin DLC*
Live, Love, Karaz-a-Crackhead
That skaven is my mood kindred.
Meanwhile the Saurus and Chaos Warrior are just screaming at eachother
"BOOOOOK"
"GRAAAAAAHHHH"
Love how the skaven are terrified of elves due to them just being unnaturally faster then the skaven themselves
the dwarf and the ratling look like they haven't had their morning coffee yet, and I vibe with it.
The Dawi and Skaven will always be a buddy rivalry cause they both like to dig and both like inventing things.
Okay now im grumblin
love how they both look equally tired
2 am drunk vs crack head....timeless
the battle of a lifetime
Mayfly rivalries be like:
Saltzpyre "I despise you, witch."
Sienna "and I despise you, inquisitor."
Saltzpyre:
Sienna:
Both: "We sound like a timely wed couple."
I just can't get over that Skaven groan. Its so layered
when wazzok said ‘Rrrrrrrrrrrr’ I really felt that
Lets be honest, the dwarves loves it.
They will get bored other wise
I feel as if those two would be great friends
Ah the most timeless of rivalries. Elves and drow, elves and dwarves, humans and elves, humans and other humans...
I'm really glad for that last one, pretty sure humans would've wiped everything else out by now otherwise.
@@benjaminoechsli1941 humanity is its own worse enemy and EVERYONE knows this hence why everyones keeps on trying to get man to fight man cause if they didnt a united mankind can only really be stoped by the chaos gods and you cant tell me khorne wont try to stop the others from intervening
I nearly fell over watching this, love the skaven!
and then the elves debate for 20 years while the villain massacres them.
The Dwarf just woke up and hasn't had his ale yet while the Skaven snorted three lines of warpstone just to be semi-awake.
Elf Wars is a philosophical debate going back generations
Dwarf wars is a drunk person yelling "Oy Cunt!" To another drunk person
This has been brought to you by elf gang
0:06 - 0:10 The track is "Drunk with dwarven mirth" from Divine Divinity.
what's the first track?
Yah, I love how the Dwarves are almost always the first race made in 90% of fantasy games/books but then at the last moments, they get put to sleep/turned to stone and then they make elves...
Crack addicts vs alcoholics a timeless rivalry
Rrrrr- Unacceptable! *pulls sound sword out of its sheath while screaming in a lemony- high pitched voice*
Nob: OI! YOU DERE, YA ZOGGIN' GIT! DATZ MINE!
Other Nob: DA ZOG YOU JUZ CALLIN' ME?! I SAWZ IT FIRST!
Boyz: WAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
90% of the time greenskin-on-greenskin violence begins with this dialogue
THE FACT THOSE TWO GITS EVEN TALKED MAKES ME WANNA LAUGH HAHAHAH
Dwarf's are legit dealing with a rat problem
Help the rats have turned the toaster into a gun and seized the closet, we are running out of time.
@@lordofgnomes1230 don't call the damn exterminator, grab the Fatman launcher
When the grudgin' be a grudgin' back.
This is the most esteemed timeless short
Skaven go Rrrrrrrrr...ahahaha lol..nice 1
Meanwhile the lizardmen were clobbering chaos forces before most races even existed
I rewatch this just for the Skaven growl
And the Dwarf and Skaven are drunk of their respective drinks, Dwarven Ale and Warpstone Beer...
Meanwhile the Vampire Coast
Luther Harkon: *holds up empty bottle* Why is the Blood and Rum always gone?