coming back to this i cant stop thinking about how funny the implications would be if vader really did reveal luke had two dads 😭😭 luke being so upset his dads were gay that he lets go to fall to his death and the twist was just that hes SEVERELY homophobic
Genuinely can’t get over after all this time Scorpy seeing Luke in the Bacta tank and saying “is that Darth Vader without the suit?”, unintentionally making an EXTREMELY APPROPRIATE cinematic parallel.
Also love how scorpy instantly knows about Jizz music, probably one of the more obscure star wars facts but takes what is probably a good like mintue to figure out the famous "luke i am your father" line, a line people who never seen star wars know about.
i was crying 19 minutes in because you get: -hang out, we must -is that boba fetts feet??? -thinking yoda was hung for his crimes and then -is this where he smokes weed??
this feels like watching one of those animal reasoning tests (math, language, etc) where the poor beast is getting correct answers by looking for body language cues from its handlers. except with wrong answers gotten honestly and with humans. so not the same at all and YET scorpy exhibits a similar mastery of "star wars" to a horse asked to do math.
A book revealed the song “Mad about Me” (the Cantina song) is apparantly being played horribly off-key in the movie because Figrin D’an and Modal Nodes were intensely high during that performance.
I was curious about the lack of the sequels when I looked at the chapters, but I definitely agree with what they said. I overall enjoyed them but they're definitely not as goofy as the others can seem when you go over them beat-by-beat, and simply the fact that they're new makes it not nearly as funny to not know anything about them. Like Scorpy went his entire life somehow dodging the "I am your father" line, at least to the point where he didn't recoginze the scene. He grew up OWNING prequel merch, and saw one of them in theatres as a child and still knew next to nothing about them. That's fucking hilarious. But if they were to go over the sequels it would just be like "yeah no shit you don't recognize Snap Wexley by name. You have no reason to." They just aren't engrained enough in pop culture, and had no place in 2000's pop culture, so it's just not the same.
You can get some funny stuff from the sequels (at least the two after force awakens given that one is just new hope again) but I feel it's only funny or interesting jn the context of knowing star wars. Like Ochi, the Sith Assassin is a funny character if you realize his backstory and how underused he was in the series being an expert assassin who failed upwards and then died in a worm pit in the last movie but that needs a bunch of context to be humorous like knowing he's oddly responsible for the most of the sequel franchise via comics and outside not something you can easily point at on a screen and laugh at like Yoda "sleeping"
@@boodle399He died in a pit with a knife that leads back to the remnants of the second Death Star, and if you stand in a very specific spot, you’ll be able to pull a thingy out that points to where a Sith pyramid is. However, that’s only useful if you no clip and move straight ahead. God, that’s such a fun movie to pick apart.
IVE ALWAYS THOUGHT THEY NEVER DID THE STAR WARS STREAM AND WAS SO SAD (got into wrtvs through hlvrai) BUT NOW I SEE THIS!!! thank you for the edit so so so much :)
What's weird is how they're treating this as completely exceptional when its actually a pretty normal thing for someone of Scorpy's age who grew up not in the USA. His knowledge is all stuff that someone who was a kid around then would have seen because the prequels' marketing was EVERYWHERE but it was all very weird specific stuff, like yeah, Mace Windu being a guy with a purple lightsaber is a thing I remember knowing BEFORE I'd ever seen star wars stuff, for some reason that was just a thing people talked about
i may be misremembering, but i think that when scorpy was talking about 'that's no moon' and then there's a buttcrack, i think that might be a joke from the family guy parody
I spent about 8 minutes wondering why Wayne's voice sounded so weird and then I realized it was Mike Edit: Scorpy's Phantom Menace storyboard is intense
this stream was genuinely refreshing bc i've been so soured on Star Wars from the.... shall we say less than stellar sequels and Disney milking the franchise (i agree with Mike that they just don't add anything) and this reminds me that star wars is actually good sometimes. and when it's not good it's at least funny. it was also incredibly fun and wholesome, from chat cheering scorpy on to all three of them remembering their shared merch :))
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coming back to this i cant stop thinking about how funny the implications would be if vader really did reveal luke had two dads 😭😭 luke being so upset his dads were gay that he lets go to fall to his death and the twist was just that hes SEVERELY homophobic
Based Luke
@@JetBenefitsC☝️🤓
@@JetBenefitsC based
mastergir joining the call for 2 seconds just to say "maclunky" and leave immediately is so great
Followed by Holly joining to give context
Scorpy comparing the Emperor to ”the guy who shittalks me on xbox live” is such an odd yet perfect comparison
33:44
“So yeah Anakin, you’re a Sith.” *plays The Imperial March on guitar*
Beautiful how this analogy has absolutely been made before
When someone throws a match in Halo i send them a voice message saying "you will pay the price for your lack of vision."
Genuinely can’t get over after all this time Scorpy seeing Luke in the Bacta tank and saying “is that Darth Vader without the suit?”, unintentionally making an EXTREMELY APPROPRIATE cinematic parallel.
also him IMMEDIATELY understanding why Luke wears black in episode 6
Socpens smart and wise moments
i just realised scorpy thinking c3p0 was called marvis may be him misremembering marvin the paranoid android from hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
I thought he was just misremembering Jarvis from iron man 😂
@@vampiresinkansas2882possibly an amalgamation his brain created between the two
Also love how scorpy instantly knows about Jizz music, probably one of the more obscure star wars facts but takes what is probably a good like mintue to figure out the famous "luke i am your father" line, a line people who never seen star wars know about.
It's even funnier realizing why he knows about Jizz... it's GOTTA be because the AVGN mentioned it in one of his videos about Star Wars games, 100%
Hell I’m a Star Wars nut but I didn’t know about Jizz
Extremely common misconception, Vader says "No, I *am* your father."
if anyone is wondering when scorpy says "thats no moon, and then theres a butt crack" thats a gag from thumb wars
that movie scared the shit out of me as a child. all the thumb movies did
lowest common denominator humor
@@littlesnowflakepunk855 awwww are you mad thumb wars wasn't a high concept intellectual comedy? ure cute :)
@@MenachemSchmuel i dont know where u got the idea that i'm mad
i am a part of the lowest common denominator who laughs at butt jokes
@@MenachemSchmuelaggro for no reason, huh? Alright get in the vat
luke has TWO dads?!
"Pretty soon"
THREE YEARS LATER.
“hang out we must” :)
"stay over you will" C:
i was crying 19 minutes in because you get:
-hang out, we must
-is that boba fetts feet???
-thinking yoda was hung for his crimes
and then
-is this where he smokes weed??
Lucasfilm sell the star wars to Scorpy for $12 and he makes the best movie the franchise has ever seen
This would unironically happen is the thing. Scorpy is a visionary.
19:07 “hang out we must” has joined the ‘rtvs phrases that are a permanent part of my vocabulary’ folder of my brain
this feels like watching one of those animal reasoning tests (math, language, etc) where the poor beast is getting correct answers by looking for body language cues from its handlers. except with wrong answers gotten honestly and with humans. so not the same at all and YET scorpy exhibits a similar mastery of "star wars" to a horse asked to do math.
Clever Hans type of shit
I fucking love this comment holy fuck
40:44 "Why is Scorpy wearing a parachut?"
Hahaha that was me in chat! I forgot about that!
13:42 scorpy is like a little kid who gets something right and they all immediately start cheering for him, "PIE FIGHTER!" "Yeah!"
Love the implication the tie fighters are actually pie fighters
i didn’t even notice he said pie fighter
sbob house!
7:19 me when im a baby and my parents show me a flashcard with an animal on it that they dont think i know yet
Giraffe! Giraffe!
38:40 "Darth Maul comes back or arrives or, is not born probably. Probably, Darth Maul's been born"
i love how accurately scorpy describes the phantom menace by pure coincidence
i am so high i thought wayne was a new guy from chicago for 30 minutes.
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of The Force
Somehow Baluup has remembered about the star wars interviews
baaulpatine
Something about the way Scorpy says Xbox is always funny.
genuinely i wish they didnt actually tell him what star wars was and just interviewed him on his preconceptions
Yeah that honestly was disappointing
He’ll forget what they told him soon enough
A book revealed the song “Mad about Me” (the Cantina song) is apparantly being played horribly off-key in the movie because Figrin D’an and Modal Nodes were intensely high during that performance.
I’ll be surprised if that necessary and genius addition wasn’t straight from the mind of Chuck Wendig.
I was curious about the lack of the sequels when I looked at the chapters, but I definitely agree with what they said. I overall enjoyed them but they're definitely not as goofy as the others can seem when you go over them beat-by-beat, and simply the fact that they're new makes it not nearly as funny to not know anything about them. Like Scorpy went his entire life somehow dodging the "I am your father" line, at least to the point where he didn't recoginze the scene. He grew up OWNING prequel merch, and saw one of them in theatres as a child and still knew next to nothing about them. That's fucking hilarious. But if they were to go over the sequels it would just be like "yeah no shit you don't recognize Snap Wexley by name. You have no reason to." They just aren't engrained enough in pop culture, and had no place in 2000's pop culture, so it's just not the same.
You can get some funny stuff from the sequels (at least the two after force awakens given that one is just new hope again) but I feel it's only funny or interesting jn the context of knowing star wars. Like Ochi, the Sith Assassin is a funny character if you realize his backstory and how underused he was in the series being an expert assassin who failed upwards and then died in a worm pit in the last movie but that needs a bunch of context to be humorous like knowing he's oddly responsible for the most of the sequel franchise via comics and outside not something you can easily point at on a screen and laugh at like Yoda "sleeping"
@@boodle399He died in a pit with a knife that leads back to the remnants of the second Death Star, and if you stand in a very specific spot, you’ll be able to pull a thingy out that points to where a Sith pyramid is. However, that’s only useful if you no clip and move straight ahead.
God, that’s such a fun movie to pick apart.
You joke about Snap but watching him get splattered over the side of a star destroyer was the only time I felt emotion during the last movie
19:03 Scorpy: "hangout we must, stay over you will"
scorpy traded all his star wars knowledge for elden ring knowledge
“JIZZ! I’ve heard of it”
I can’t believe it finally happened and I MISSED IT 🙀
Gonna miss the Bionicle stream at this rate too
my gay robot uncles, c3p0 and marvis
6:32 MARVIS????? IS HE THINKING OF MARVIN THE PARNOID ANDROID??? 😭😭😭
i wish i knew this much about star wars
if anything this stream actually proved that scorpy knew more about star wars than we thought
Scorpy would rather kill spiders than read Star Wars
This video is my only source of star wars knowledge
You are not missing anything.
Well you now know about Droopy Mccool so I’d say you’re pretty set
I’m so sad they cut out Baaulp reacting to someone in chat saying this thing 27:45 is the Lament Configuration.
THEY FINALLY DID IT
Luke really do got the banana republic fit
I love how Scorpy is a way better Star Wars writer and comes up with way better movies than George Lucas could ever write
IVE ALWAYS THOUGHT THEY NEVER DID THE STAR WARS STREAM AND WAS SO SAD (got into wrtvs through hlvrai) BUT NOW I SEE THIS!!! thank you for the edit so so so much :)
I knew I was in for a good time after starting with that C3PO/R2D2 twist
What's weird is how they're treating this as completely exceptional when its actually a pretty normal thing for someone of Scorpy's age who grew up not in the USA. His knowledge is all stuff that someone who was a kid around then would have seen because the prequels' marketing was EVERYWHERE but it was all very weird specific stuff, like yeah, Mace Windu being a guy with a purple lightsaber is a thing I remember knowing BEFORE I'd ever seen star wars stuff, for some reason that was just a thing people talked about
The exceptional thing is Scorpy's ability to twist a lack of knowledge into an opportunity for comedy which is pretty great.
Scorpy has been on the internet for several years
isn't he Canadian?? Lol we had star wars in canada too
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the Sith
i may be misremembering, but i think that when scorpy was talking about 'that's no moon' and then there's a buttcrack, i think that might be a joke from the family guy parody
I haven't seen the Family Guy parody so I don't know if it also has that joke, but Scorpy was referencing Thumb Wars.
Guys, I’m about to watch this. Zam Wessel isn’t in this right? I’m afraid of her.
Go to 44:23 to get totally Zammed
he knows WAY more than i do
10:54
closest thing I can find is a film called "Thumb wars" where there was a buttcrack joke after the "that's no moon" bit.
love how often Scorpy makes comparisons to Coachella in star wars lmao
"Are you here to see Nicki Minaj?"
the only thing i knew about Star Wars was from the family guy parody, i feel so knowledgeable now
MASTERPIECE THANK U!!
This might be my favorite rtvs stream
I want Scorpy to watch Jedi Party and have people tell him it's canon
I watched this at work and almost ruptured a spleen trying not to laugh out loud
wow , i had the same experience of being taken to see attack of the clones in theaters at 6 years old and sleeping through the whole thing :--) cool
Yess I’ve been waiting for an edit of this!! Thank you!
I can't be laughing this hard this late at night
16:36 Hey! You better not talk shit about my main man, Jan Dodonna!
I spent about 8 minutes wondering why Wayne's voice sounded so weird and then I realized it was Mike
Edit: Scorpy's Phantom Menace storyboard is intense
this stream was genuinely refreshing bc i've been so soured on Star Wars from the.... shall we say less than stellar sequels and Disney milking the franchise (i agree with Mike that they just don't add anything) and this reminds me that star wars is actually good sometimes. and when it's not good it's at least funny. it was also incredibly fun and wholesome, from chat cheering scorpy on to all three of them remembering their shared merch :))
25:56 "luke has... Luke has two dads?"
54:24 me :3
You are welcome to these Jedi forces, rebels
14:04 where's fucking yoda???
Well you can’t get mad at him, a lot of kids fell asleep during the prequel movies
It's okay Scorpy
idk anything about star wars either so afaik everything scorpy says is true
I hate how Scorpy’s knowledge of Star Wars is almost identical to mine only his is slightly worse
what’s the deepest star wars deep cut you know of
16:25 why does this photo of Luke and Han look like they've wet themselves?
Did they ever make that commentary track lmfao?
this kinda feels like bullying