As Australian literally nobody fucking eats vegemite like this either These people are either idiots or rile people up for more comments to boost their account. Sad.
it's funny that here we don't even eat baguettes or croissants. Croissants and baguettes are sold in bakeries, but it's rare for anyone to buy them. I never saw anyone eat a baguette or a croissant. It's something very rare
Lmao every time. That was enough for 5 pieces and you gotta use butter to make it spread easier yeah. Should have stuck with the left over bbq and a monster drink or coffee
that’s marmite, i think vegemite has a little more subtlety so I’d say try that. Also don’t put that much you’re just guaranteeing yourself a bad time 😂
I don't know who told them we Brazilians have croissant, fruits and juice on our breakfast. Our breakfast is simple, we have either bread with usually margarine, ham, cheese or bologna; Our so famous pão de queijo (cheese bread) and coffee. Sometimes some good old crackers that we randomly leave on the table for some reason lol
Exactly lol but I think they just get them wrong on purpose because they did that with every other breakfast video, I’m Brazilian and now I live in the U.S so I can confirm that both were wrong
Bruuuuuuhhhhh Toast + butter + little bit of Vegemite (yes in Australia we don’t just cake it on there) = correct way to eat it Love your videos though 😂
This guy is the epitome of doing everything *his* way and then blaming the system...every single reciepe that fails man... As an Indian, I would proudly say that he could truly be a perfect Indian... PS: I know this video is not based upon Indian food, but I just *had* to make this comment
The first person I have ever seen on TH-cam that really searched about Brazil's breakfast(usually people put snacks like Pão de Queijo or Açaí). Outside Croissant, this are pretty common. A good adittion would be chocolate milk for kids.
In general, in Brazil we don't eat baguettes, but we really like something called "Pão de Queijo" , we replace the baguette with another type of bread, called " pão francês", With margarine butter, fruits we eat a lot, but vegemite is horrible. Coffee is kind of standard, but we also drink hot milk with chocolate powder, and no croissant. I'm from Brazil, by the way.
Mate I am an Aussie and that is not how to put Vegemite on toast here is a step by step: Step 1: get some WHITE bread and pit it in the toaster until golden brown Step 2: spread a good amount of butter/ marg on your toast Step 3: lightly spread a small amount of VEGEMITE (NOT MARMITE) on your toast. Step 4: Dig in
Yeah, it is not actually french. In fact, brazilians tried to create a smaller version of the so well known baguette, which ended up being called pão francês/french bread. Ig he got confused lol
Tbh. You didn’t include the real shit in the Brazilian breakfast, that being the “pão the queijo” or (the mostly Portuguese) papá which is basically a oatmeal mix with milk soup which taste sweet and it’s pretty good. Also Vegemite is alright if you don’t like it on bread try it on a soup of sorts, a meat’s soup being a good option. Edit: also aqua de coco and coconuts are pretty good any time of the day.
My favourite part about this video is the comments, not only from Australians like myself, laughing their asses off at how much vegemite he used and the lack of butter to mild it out. I can only imagine the intense aftertaste for hours after he ate that. His poor mouth. I’d recommend the brand Mightymight if you or anyone watching ever wants to try it again, it’s slighter less bitter and more on the sweeter side. You don’t need the butter but still don’t add so much of it. I just looked this up due to the comments pointing it out. Vegemite and Marmite taste different, vegemite has a slight hint of bitterness the marmite doesn’t. The texture is also different, marmite being described as more like a sticky syrup, and vegemite as more like a paste.
WHAT IS THAT BRAZILIAN BREAKFAST? Bro, croissant is NO WAY near what we eat at morning, nor pineapples and grapes, and even baguette. WHERE ARE YOU GETTING YOUR INFO ABOUT BRAZIL???
Less vegemite, more butter, as an Australian, it is a rule in our house to do that, also our Aussie kids are eating their weet-bix, if you try it with honey/sugar, it’s amazing, don’t forget milk
No shot bro got marmite instead of vegemite, like, the difference is SO HUGE, marmite is sh*t, vegemite, ACTUAL VEGEMITE is good, get it right next time
As an Australian I don’t love Vegemite either but because it has a strong flavour some people put it on toast with avocado I have personally never tried it but it’s just a suggestion.
That was marmite not Vegemite and also your supposed to put it on toast put butter on it then a small bit of Vegemite it would taste gross if it is that thick no hate just saying so you know for next time
Your supposed to get a piece of toast cook it so it’s nice crunchy get some butter spread it on the toast then get a little bit of Vegemite spread a thin layer on the toast and put some avo on it after
Most non Australians don't like Vegemite because they eat it wrong. You should spread a REALLY SMALL amount on BUTTERED bread. It tastes best on white bread in my opinion
THATS TOO MUCH VEGEMITE THATS TOO MUCH VEGEMITE THATS TOO MUCH VEGEMITE THATS TOO MUCH VEGEMITE THATS TOO MUCH VEGEMITE THATS TOO MUCH VEGEMITE THATS TOO MUCH VEGEMITE THATS TOO MUCH VEGEMITE
You're supposed to spread a scrape of Vegimite on a buttered toast.
lmao its so stupid
Also spread a little amount
Don’t even spread a little amount. DONT SPREAD IT AT ALL
@@TheGrandAvenger no any australian would tell you toast it add butter add a tiny bit of vegimite and it's delicious
@@theogtimeclock gotta be white bread though, multigrain is acceptable but not ideal, anything else is a crime
Bro out here eating Vegimite on a Pro level might try little butter and thin thin scrape
It was marmite which I don’t think is the same as Vegemite, I could be wrong though it could just be packaged differently
Yah bro 😅
@@timsmith1323 yeah that different
Bro this guy makin fun
Of Vegemite how dare he burn him 😈
I'm Telling You That salty
Mate you’ve got to put a scrape.That’s to much😂
that’s the ‘for hard cunts’ level.
As an Aussie, I was offended by what he did.
@@seldrem I refuse to believe Australia exists
Yep
@@whitedead1866 Lemme guess, America, right?
as a Brazilian, I've never seen anyone having croissant as breakfast, and banana is the only fruit people usually eat in their breakfast.
No wonder all y’all under 159lbs
He got the American and English breakfasts wrong too, I think they troll on purpose to get more engagement.
As Australian literally nobody fucking eats vegemite like this either
These people are either idiots or rile people up for more comments to boost their account. Sad.
@@AlissaSss23 yeppp thats what i think too
That’s what I was thinking. Like what. They would rather eat dinner for breakfast.
as a Brazilian, I have never seen ANYONE have this for breakfast. In reality, it's usually bread with egg and coffee with milk.
And as an American that’s literally what most of us have ^ as well or cereal 🤣 NOT steak .
I think he‘s just making stuff up. Some of the breakasts are bizarre, as are his Croissants and that weird looking Baguette 😂
it's funny that here we don't even eat baguettes or croissants. Croissants and baguettes are sold in bakeries, but it's rare for anyone to buy them. I never saw anyone eat a baguette or a croissant. It's something very rare
Or ham and cheese with beard or tapioca.
@@gdklinger3882man, i wouldn't say it's common but it's not rare either, there's a reason why they are sold at most bakeries
Anyone else just start cracking up when they saw how much marmite he put on the toast💀
Yep
yeah as a aussie that really hurt and it wasn't even vegemite!
IKR
Lmao every time. That was enough for 5 pieces and you gotta use butter to make it spread easier yeah. Should have stuck with the left over bbq and a monster drink or coffee
Yep I'm Australian so it was hard to watch
As a Brit, I am literally cracking up, he used marmite not Vegemite, and literally covered the ‘mar’ part with his finger 😂😂💀
And Vegemite is a lot stronger so would love to see him try that 💀
I like them both. Both have different tastes
that’s marmite, i think vegemite has a little more subtlety so I’d say try that. Also don’t put that much you’re just guaranteeing yourself a bad time 😂
What's the difference between the two? Asking from Pennsylvania.
Marmite is British and Vegemite is Australian, and there’s probably some variation in taste and consistency. I’ve never had Marmite 😭
@@Nwixe marmite is good tbh its just very salty, i guess its not great first time round
@@imbo2330 I’m really used to vegemite so it shouldn’t be too bad. Where can i buy marmite?
@@Nwixe Marmite I've had once when I was in NZ and I can say it wasn't the best thing
bro we dont eat croissant 💀💀😭😭😭😭
Agree 😂
We don't eat baguette either
They don’t do their research clearly they get viewers based on their looks really
This dude has no idea 😂
But you eat french bread
Should have a meat pie, an iced coffee and a cigarette
This guy 😂😂😂
Yeh fuck avo on toast
🤣
Make sure to use one of those doje servo sauce packets that explode
@@elizabethmair7903 yes now we’re talking
He didn’t even use vegemite 😂
I don't know who told them we Brazilians have croissant, fruits and juice on our breakfast. Our breakfast is simple, we have either bread with usually margarine, ham, cheese or bologna; Our so famous pão de queijo (cheese bread) and coffee. Sometimes some good old crackers that we randomly leave on the table for some reason lol
Exactly lol but I think they just get them wrong on purpose because they did that with every other breakfast video, I’m Brazilian and now I live in the U.S so I can confirm that both were wrong
That was way to much Vegemite
Yep
Yes
That was marmite
Was coming to say the same thing lol 😂
Huh? Archluc that isn’t Vegemite that is Marmite from the U.K they should have said England vs Brazil lmao
KWOOK managed to offend the entire nation of Netherlands
While this guy offended two entire nations lmao.
As an Aussie, I totally agree 👏
Bruuuuuuhhhhh Toast + butter + little bit of Vegemite (yes in Australia we don’t just cake it on there) = correct way to eat it
Love your videos though 😂
Puts a crap ton of Vegemite*
Oh boy, this isn't gonna end well
It's MARMITE
I put more than that with no butter
since when is Marmite Vegemite?
Never
I’m Brazilian and it is a cultural offence that he didn’t even put pão de queijo 😭
Pão de queijo with Vegemite is lit
This guy is the epitome of doing everything *his* way and then blaming the system...every single reciepe that fails man...
As an Indian, I would proudly say that he could truly be a perfect Indian...
PS: I know this video is not based upon Indian food, but I just *had* to make this comment
Can you make Germany vs Spain?
Knappes Match
@@SYW_8 Sehr kritisch
The first person I have ever seen on TH-cam that really searched about Brazil's breakfast(usually people put snacks like Pão de Queijo or Açaí). Outside Croissant, this are pretty common. A good adittion would be chocolate milk for kids.
In general, in Brazil we don't eat baguettes, but we really like something called "Pão de Queijo" , we replace the baguette with another type of bread, called " pão francês", With margarine butter, fruits we eat a lot, but vegemite is horrible.
Coffee is kind of standard, but we also drink hot milk with chocolate powder, and no croissant.
I'm from Brazil, by the way.
Mate I am an Aussie and that is not how to put Vegemite on toast here is a step by step:
Step 1: get some WHITE bread and pit it in the toaster until golden brown
Step 2: spread a good amount of butter/ marg on your toast
Step 3: lightly spread a small amount of VEGEMITE (NOT MARMITE) on your toast.
Step 4: Dig in
Bro saw "pão francês" and actually thought it was french pastry 💀
It is like a small baguette with crispy outside and fluffy inside, really good. You put some butter in it and enjoy.
Yeah, it is not actually french. In fact, brazilians tried to create a smaller version of the so well known baguette, which ended up being called pão francês/french bread. Ig he got confused lol
As an Australian I have never been more offended in my life until he ate plain vegimite
It ain't even veggy in the first place xD
Tbh. You didn’t include the real shit in the Brazilian breakfast, that being the “pão the queijo” or (the mostly Portuguese) papá which is basically a oatmeal mix with milk soup which taste sweet and it’s pretty good. Also Vegemite is alright if you don’t like it on bread try it on a soup of sorts, a meat’s soup being a good option.
Edit: also aqua de coco and coconuts are pretty good any time of the day.
pão de queijo é vida
Bro realy put that much vegimite 💀
Wasn't even vegimite 💀, it was something else
I am from Australia and your right Vegemite is absolutely disgusting
Get a long-veck VB for breakfast!
That’s the way mate, it’s called the very best for a reason
Marmite and vegimiteis just like soya
This actually isn't a world cup match.....
My favourite part about this video is the comments, not only from Australians like myself, laughing their asses off at how much vegemite he used and the lack of butter to mild it out. I can only imagine the intense aftertaste for hours after he ate that. His poor mouth.
I’d recommend the brand Mightymight if you or anyone watching ever wants to try it again, it’s slighter less bitter and more on the sweeter side. You don’t need the butter but still don’t add so much of it.
I just looked this up due to the comments pointing it out.
Vegemite and Marmite taste different, vegemite has a slight hint of bitterness the marmite doesn’t. The texture is also different, marmite being described as more like a sticky syrup, and vegemite as more like a paste.
Bro added so much-
He didn't even put any butter on there, nor did he put on the right amount
Brazilians eat pão de queijo.
That’s actually marmite the British version
You put to much Vegemite on the toast
Me an Australian who has a French breakfast every morning
“It taste like puke”
My stupid self tryna figure out how he knows what puke taste like
After a few pregnancies and drunken nights I could tell you how 😭
Maybe by puking?🤔
Maybe when you vomit you taste your vomit well it does make sense you wouldn't know that because you like Andrew Tate
WHAT IS THAT BRAZILIAN BREAKFAST? Bro, croissant is NO WAY near what we eat at morning, nor pineapples and grapes, and even baguette. WHERE ARE YOU GETTING YOUR INFO ABOUT BRAZIL???
Shotout from Brazil 🇧🇷🇧🇷, love your videos!
Bro he messed it up soo much
You ate Vegemite like an American putting 3 gallons of ranch on square inch of pizza
You’re supposed to put a thin spread of Vegemite under the avocado
Bro no 💀, the avo toast should be eaten with salt, pepper and lemon, not vegemite
Less vegemite, more butter, as an Australian, it is a rule in our house to do that, also our Aussie kids are eating their weet-bix, if you try it with honey/sugar, it’s amazing, don’t forget milk
Well with vegimite you need to put butter on first otherwise it will be to strong and taste poop
That's not Vegemite that's marmite
Your supposed to put a little bit of Vegemite and then put some butter and then eat it.
Yes vegimite is a taste that takes some strong tastebuds or a high tolerance for strange foods
butter toast and put a little vegemite (btw marmite is sweeter while vegemite is even saltier)
No shot bro got marmite instead of vegemite, like, the difference is SO HUGE, marmite is sh*t, vegemite, ACTUAL VEGEMITE is good, get it right next time
As an Australian I don’t love Vegemite either but because it has a strong flavour some people put it on toast with avocado I have personally never tried it but it’s just a suggestion.
Okay but he didn’t even eat Vegemite, he had Marmite which from the UK. They are two completely different spreads. 😮
As an Aussie I have caught u red handed u scrapped marmite on the bread veggie mite is even MORE SHIT than marmite so ur lucky u escapes
Why do Americans always screw it up lol. You don't use Vegemite like Nutella. Use just a little bit and out some butter on there aswell
That was marmite not Vegemite and also your supposed to put it on toast put butter on it then a small bit of Vegemite it would taste gross if it is that thick no hate just saying so you know for next time
Welp that dude just offended people who likes Vegemite
Your supposed to get a piece of toast cook it so it’s nice crunchy get some butter spread it on the toast then get a little bit of Vegemite spread a thin layer on the toast and put some avo on it after
Unbased, needs to learn how to eat Vegemite that Aussie way. Tbh still prolly wouldn’t like it though, he hasn’t got the taste for it. 😔
That amount of Vegemite can feed a family for life. ONLY A SMALL BIT!
Love your videos by the way
That’s all that’s not even Vegemite second of all this is why you people don’t like it. Stop spreading it like it’s Nutella
Most non Australians don't like Vegemite because they eat it wrong. You should spread a REALLY SMALL amount on BUTTERED bread. It tastes best on white bread in my opinion
It's best on sourdough breads!
That's Marmite, Not Vegemite, and that you're supposed to spread butter on the toast and then a Thin scrape of vegemite.
Bro, bossman, you need to:
a. add butter
b. only do a *thiiiiiiiiin* scrape of Vegemite
You did way too much
As a Aussie i be sure to say that wasn’t vegemite that was marmite a england one it taste completely different and recommend trying the real thing
Brooooo you need a scrape of butter and just a thin layer of vegemite so you can see the butter through the layer of vegemite.
I live in Australia and I like Vegemite I have it on my toast
Multiple wrongs here to much Vegemite on it, there was no butter and you used Marmite instead of vegemite
AY THATS NOT HOW YOU HAVE AUSSIE BREAKFAST WE DONT EAT THAT WE EAT BACON EGGS TOMATO SAUCE MUSHROOM AND EGG
Bro where’s the butter and don’t drench that shit with vegemite. Just a lil bit.
He did'nt even put vegemite he used marmite.marmite is very different to vegemite
THATS TOO MUCH VEGEMITE
THATS TOO MUCH VEGEMITE
THATS TOO MUCH VEGEMITE
THATS TOO MUCH VEGEMITE
THATS TOO MUCH VEGEMITE
THATS TOO MUCH VEGEMITE
THATS TOO MUCH VEGEMITE
THATS TOO MUCH VEGEMITE
As an Australian you need to put a Little bit Vegemite on toast with butter
Next do a Indonesian vs Pakistani breakfast short.
Not Vegemite that was marmite and u have to have butter on it u noob
Bro Thats not brazilian breakfeast and Im from Brazil 🖕😒
My cousin lives in Australia and he says he eats giant spiders everyday for breakfast
And lunch ? Probably some kangaroo steak
YOU PUT WAY TOO MUCH ON NON BUTTERED TOAST WHAT DID YOU EXPECT!
Funny part about this is the fact that’s not even Vegemite.
WHY DOES NO ONE KNOW HOW TO EAT VEGEMITE.
nah its only bad because he piled it on
Classic american wabs on half the jar of Vegemite
I am from Brasil and i Never eat croissant for breakfeast
Also has this thing called vegemite.
Pulls out marmite
It is not Nutella! Why would you spread so much?
What do you MEAN it taste like sh#$ huh?! 🤬🤬
Australian breakfast is healthier. Having fruits in the morning is causing your blood glucose level spikes
Why are you putting that like Vegemite without butter?
You’re eating marmite, not Vegemite
That wasnt even vegemite and he put WAY to much
Don’t put as much on the toast and add some butter
That is not how you eat vegemite
He’s isn’t even eating Vegemite he’s eating marmite
Bros getting Vegemite from under the bridge.
You are meant to do a thin spread with butter
Vegemite is the all time goat of toast spreads
THATS NOT HOW YOU EAT VEGEMITE
Nahh thats disrespectful to us Australians
No shit it is bad that isn’t even Vegemite
Your supposed to put it on buttered toast..
I’m Australian and Vegemite is sh*t
Please try the Brazilian one again using tapioca and pão de queijo