Glitchtrap attempts to make a classic Freddy's dish!
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- So, actually... I'd say this pizza was a success! Do you agree? If you think there's no hope for my sanity left, please like and share this video! Don't forget to comment your favorite moment so I can read it and judge you... :)
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Glitchtrap : "This is why you dont leave me alone infront of a camera"
*Brings Henry with him*
*PURE CHAOS*
That’s exactly why you don’t put us together and expect us to not murder each other trying to bake a pizza.
Glitchtrap: *beats up dough*
Me: this is fine 😃
@@henryemily3995 plus Halloween cupcakes with ice ing
But chaos with you two is fun!
Take care everyone and stay safe out there.
@@henryemily3995 did you see the video in Sims where he beat you up then you beat him up?
William in the lore: dangerous, unstable, ruined hundreds of lives, went through springlock failures and fires and still lived, abusive, neglectful, and witty
William in the fandom:
I like to mix it up with my portrayal of him. Would stare at a wall, and do nothing for an hour, but will also kill you.
A filthy weasel disaster-
Glitchtrap: We have our extra virgin olive oil- Just like me-
Afton kids: *Are we a JOKE to you?*
yEs. yEs, you are
@Funtime wolf Lol
Yes they very much are lmao
@@KitKat23566 excuse me?!?!?
I died laughing at this part!! 😂😂😂😂😂
My favorite moment: “can I please be good at something other than ending the lives of children??”
"There's not a CLOCK in here that tells me what DAY IT IS." Cause that's how clocks work
🤣
Some clocks do tell you the day
@@hollowsong2603 yeah,there called calanders
“It’s chewsday init” such a British thing to say😌
@@gracetrinkle4509 happy 😌
@@roxy_hunt9810 Roxanne Wolf In Security Breach!
@@allyeternaldaple1914 yess indeed 😌😌
OK *OFFICIALLY* if i ever take geometry again I'm saying:
*"Glitchtrap told me shapes were a lie."*
YAY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣ahaahhahahahhaa
Same
IVE DONE IT NOW IVE DONE IT
Imma do that to
@@v1ct0ria942 what was the Reaction?
The amount of faces he makes that can turn into meme formats in this video alone is amazing
no one:
not a single soul:
glitctrap:its terzdeh
Ye
😂
Yeah but it's Wednesday-
@@xxxsummertrapxxx9383 y e s
This is a meme in my household now lol
The fact that they went “I hope it’s a lie” as if they didn’t 😂
YES 😂
Lol
"Don't do this kids."
Me who is 12: I'm not a kid, I'm a Minor.
all the teenagers who call me a kid because of the 1 year difference:
me: IT’S CALLED A PRETEEN YOU DIMWITS!
👏👏👏👏
@@M4rv3l0us_M4rs omg I know right
@@M4rv3l0us_M4rs Finlay someone knows what that means
Legit said that to my mom yesterday and I'm 13 :\
20:27
GLITCHTRAP QUOTE OF THE YEAR RIGHT THERE!
Weasel: * makes stabbing movements*
me: * imagining something completely different*
me and glitch: * Halloween episode flashbacks*
...
@@el.7202 ....
@@thebluedog1798 ...
@@jelly_bread388 ...
@@Meadow1206 ...
"Great, so I can Stab it?"
- Nightcove cosplaying as a weasel, 2021
Can I just be good at ONE thing besides ending the lives of children?
-William Afton; Weasel Form
*-glitchtrap
@@AxeltheKing1000 it's a joke
○°○
@@AxeltheKing1000 *weasel form
Also William: why does it say yeast squared?
“You ready to get rolled?”
**Proceeds to play the entirety of Never gonna give you up by Rick Astley**
Y E S
Y E S S S S S
Yes
You know the rules and so do i-i-i say goodbye
I remember many years ago when I made pizza with my parents and sibling. If my brother was there he did nothing to help as usual. We usually had dough that was already made and ready to be used, but when we did make our own dough, or just in general, it was not this chaotic. And we haven’t done that since I was 4
Edit: I just realized I made this comment literally the day this video turns 2 years old
Glitch trap:I hope kids aren’t watching
All the kids watching:it’s to late now 👁👄👁
infact.............................................. i am a kid(dun dun dun) glichtrap weasle rat dnt hunt me down please and thank you
Its so true tho
I am a kid:) And i am watching Nightcove's channel
Me hungry
True the glitch rat / weasle gon kille now
Oh no-
Well this will be interesting.
I subbed to you for no known reason
@@Just_A_GirI I'll subscribe to you for no reason then-
I subscribed to both of you for no reason
@@VinnieBunnyBlueMoved I subscribed to all four of you for no reason
@@yourlocalartguy6117 I subscribed to all five of y'all
"Have to set that down gently 'cause it's glass" says Glitchtrap who killed a bunch of kids
" What day is it I don't know I don't have a clock in here to tell me what day it is " -Glitchtrap 2021 a g a i n
It is Thursday my dudes.
*AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!*
Glitchtrap: That's 3/4 if I've ever seen 3/4
Me: You have seen 3/4. You've seen yourself with 3/4 of a body.
Yesssssss
@Funtime wolf not scraptrap *JIMMY NEUTRON*
GT: "And our yeast... Which we've always had good experience with..."
Another video
GT: "Oh God the yeast is alive!!"
“Why are you oily on the outside!” - GlitchTrap 2021
That is why glitchtrap don’t have a wife.
@@AxeltheKing1000glitchtrap this is why l don't let him cook me and Clara do it all
Yeah why is she
@@williamafton7229 hello william
@@williamafton7229 William = Glitchtrap
As soon as I saw this I gasped and clicked on it INSTANTLY. Also who remembers when Glitch and Henry made cupcakes? I couldn't stop laughing when Glitch said "I WILL F*** YOU"
The way the WHEEZE-el wheezes at his own jokes (I’m sorry 😂)
The cat is literally living its best life trying to get famous and I haven't seen anyone talk about it yet. Probably bc there are 4K COMMENTS Anyways, the cat be like- "Parent what are you doing again we talked about this."
@Susan Cohn simp
Love her face after she takes a bite, and love it even more when she turns into Mickey
The fact i am a 11 year old obsessed with fnaf just makes it perfect lol
im 11 and im obsessed with fnaf too :0 Glitchtrap is my favourite, thats the main reason im watching this XD
same lol
We same I 11 to
Me being 13, 5'3 tall girl just acting too mature for my age like i started learning how to cook as a 11 year old but its nothing serious..unlike my grandma who almost set the house on fire in 2018 i think. Yea- :)👍🏻
@@katschiifnaf4375 me, being 17, shorter than 5’1, also obsessed with FNAF, but has never cooked a meal in my life and writes about children dying and demons making people insane
"I don't like the way it bubbles" I live that you used that for the intermission haha gonna go back and binge watch all your videos now for the second time
7:42 For once in his life he doesn't want something to die 🤣🤣🤣
I love how im watching a video about pizza and then an ad about pizza interrupts glitchtrap XDDDDDDD
"What day even is it?"
*Wouldn't we all like to know.*
You don’t know how long I’ve been waiting for this- 💃✨
Glitch: we have our extra virgin olive oil just like me
Me: MEEEEEE
-how glitchtrap is being nice for once-
Glitch trap: *uses cheddar cheese instead of mozzarella cheese*
Italians: “You mama’d your last-a Mia”
I cried from the ending Gonta
Wtf glitch you need me don't you to help you with cooking? You really do
Gonta?
@@Alexis-ng5wt 👋🏼😁
GONTA?
I love Glitchtrap’s rants.
I nearly choked on my popcorn when you said when I was in the back you know Stabby Stabby with a make-believe knife XD
“I don’t know what day it is” me it’s Wednesday....right. Nope she’s not in the weird state Texas.....
Im in texas-
@@blbrdshmmng we love that
Same😆 it’s Wednesday for sure🤣 and I’m not from Texas🙃
It’s Wednesday for me too
Sjsjsjsj from worlds other side it İS wednesday TvT
Lol God I loved when the sauce just splatterd everywhere like blood
Tell goat mom to try the pickled ginger!
My friend once made me die of laughter by saying things from this video and I still laugh at everything in here
5:02. Thank you so much for doing a Dawko impression...😹
“I need to descrace everything you stand for and use the wrong kind of cheese” (me DIEING on the inside)
"I was busy in the back you know."
*proceeds to make stabbing movement*
16:30
Glitchtrap: Great does that mean I get to stab it?
Me uncontrollably dying of laughter: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥹🥹🥹
I think... Glitchtrap REALLY wants to kill something 16:27
You are by far the most chaotic person I have ever seen. And its great!
Everybody, here we have glitchweasel! He is making pizza.
12:26 you ready to get rolled
XD
Glitch:if I ever seen 3 4th
Me: sure you have of blood
I wanna see what happens if Glitchtrap and Glam. Bonnie react to this and her channel in general! That would be so funny!
16:32 does this work on humans?! XD
Glitchtrap: *making a pizza
Me: eating pizza while watching this
The clock does not tell you what day it is it tells you what time it is
“Your gonna get rolled” *rickroll*
-Homocidal Weasel 2021
Why do i get notifications at the worst time I literally have school right now
My favorite part is when glitchtrap asks the dough aRe yOu tWeLvE iNcHeS
Lady that mandate the phone:Welcome to hell’s kite hen how may I help you?
Glitchtrap: are you hiring?
I didn't know glitchtrap was irish
0:11
The world is full of mysteries
some of my fav parts 3:13 staby stab. 9:43 f u n. 10:32 g e n e r o u s l y. 18:15 happy boi 19:31 EuGh LoOk At ThE wAy It BuBbLeZ
"Can I actually die ever?"
I don't know why but I laughed so hard
(Sorry if there're mistakes, I'm still learning English)
I have now decided to follow your LOVELY instructions to make pizza with my friends. i might question my sanity after, but I don't give a F*uCk!
I don't blame them for barely being able to english, i can't english have the time either. Sometimes i almost say something and interrupt myself saying no. And then sometimes i finish a sentence and it's too late to stop myself. But i do the wtf face
Sometimes english is hard
10:00 close your eyes and listen
“I can read kids, better than you-“
2 seconds earlier: “200- nope.. 450- nope.. 425°-“
Add garlic if desired
Me: DANCING WITH MY DARKEST DE3PEST DESIRES-
“This is the only clean fork right now”
That’s a threek (for with only three spikes) 💀
I just noticed something when re-watching this video.
It would seem that NightCove recorded this on a 'Terzdeh', and this video was posted on the 24th of February, 2021.
What's so special about that?
Well, at the time I am writing this, it is the 24th of February, 2022, and it's a 'Terzdeh' for me. Not only does that mean that this video is now a year old (🥳), but...actually, I don't know what 'Terzdeh' has to do with that other than it being an amusing coincidence that this video's one-year anniversary is on a 'Terzdeh'.
After SB was released and we could see how the pizza is made, I am 100% certain that this is what the pizza is like in appearance and taste.
Sorry I’m dumb whats SB again?
@@HannahGainey-y7f security breach
@@HannahGainey-y7f Security Breach
@@HannahGainey-y7f Security Breach
@@HannahGainey-y7fSecurity Breach
I- “I’ve never cooked a day in my life in any of my restaurants, I was to busy in the back going-“ *stab motions*
Yup 🤣
HA, I just made your comment have 69 likes
HOLY JESUS - I’ve never had a comment blow up :,)
Lol
@@Chilly_Lilly Btw, do you want to be my friend?
“You know what? Pizza cutters are for the weak. *Slams tip of knife into pizza* Around here, in the Afton household, we do everything with kNiVeS”
-Glitchweasel 2021
yes only knives
@@seeagulll and not even toilet paper?!
@@爪卂尺卂-y5u Yes.
Glichweasel😂😂😂
@@green7982 oh my-
Glitchtrap has returned to the kitchen! Luckily this time the mess wasn't as bad and he didn't have flour in his hair
LOL!
XDDD Probably because Henry wasn't there lol
Wish henry was there TvT
@@p1nkPallas Lol
Yess
Glitch: "One person doesn't eat a whole pizza."
Me who can eat an entire Snappy Tomato pizza: *Allow me to introduce myself*
Us*
😂
“Yeast doesn’t have feelings.”
“Yeast doesn’t have parents and a family.”
“Law Enforcement doesn’t care about yeast.”
-Glitchy Weasel 2021
Facts 👍😌
I believe he is talking about dead murdered children....didn’t know he killed a child named yeast
@@shoe3251 opp
Lol
Lol i can't its to good
Glitch: “Okay, don’t die yeast. I’m counting on you to not die yeast!”
Me: “When I bake bread, I give thousands of yeast organisms false hope by feeding them sugar, before ruthlessly baking them to death in an oven before eating their corpses.”
like the scooper trooper scooping Micheal's insides
Same
I love to do that
Same
you funny
Nobody:
Us to glitchtrap: You have been invited to suffer?
*would you like to join?*
sure why not
Yes, because I'm an idiot just like glitch so you know what I will
Yes please
YEP I WILL GLADLY JOIN
Y e s I w o u l d
“Can I just be good at ONE thing besides ending the lives of children”
*casually chokes from laughing*
This played right as I read it-
ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE??
@@rooki_3 Maybe....
(Yes this was a joke =>)
I unintentionally read this comment at the EXACT moment he said it 😂😂😂😂😂
@@rooki_3 Same It Also Played At The Same Time I Read The Comment
GT:we have our extra virgin olive oil just like me
Michael Chris and Elizabeth : am I joke to you?
Chris? Uhh you mean cc
Nobody:
Weasel (Glitchtrap): There’s no *clock* in here that tells me the *date*
Ikr i was wheezing when he said that-
Makes perfect sense. Do your clocks NOT tell the date?
@@green7982 nope they dont-
@@green7982 it would be nice if they did tho-
@@selinatrafford6062 Mine does. I always know the date. My clock definitely tells me the date and not the time.
Glitchtrap: Claims to have never worked in any of the restaurant kitchens.
Also Glitchtrap: Knows the difference between dry and wet measuring cups.
"She's not perfect like me"
Me: are we talking about vanny or the pizza? Im confuzed
Idk lol
No, my MOTHER.
*Kettle Wheeze*
both.
@@XxCorruptxX Ah YeS tHe KeTtLe WhEeZe
Glitchtrap: "I was too busy in the back you know"
*makes stabbing motion*
Me: **s h o o k**
It’s william, what do you expect 🗿
×^×
Honestly i wasn't surprised-!
I wasn't even surprised TwT
@@exotichxnna5193 xD yup
"It's CHEWSDAH INNIT?"
Me being British: *W h e e z e*
💀💀
Wheeze
I clicked faster than vanny running after a kid with a knife
same
Me too
Same
Lol me too 😂
LMAO
I still want him to read children stories i have no idea why
Oh no...
It'll happen eventually lol
Same
It better happen
Me too
"It says i only should have to knead this 5 times for it to be smooth, but this is the lumpiest b**** i have ever seen and i have been lumpy myself."
-Glitchweasel 2021
Alternative title: weasel having a panic attack over a pizza for 23 minutes and 26 seconds.
25 seconds
you: "circles don't exist they are a lie"
me: then look at the buttons on your shirt
Edit:I have never gotten this much likes on a comment thx nwn
Nom
Xd
Alternate title: Glitchtrap Looses Even More Of His Sanity
And I lose more of my sanity to if covid-19 keeps me inside for 20 years ;_;
Yes
Yea that's pretty much the video
I refuse to change the 69 likes
It should be glitchtrap loosing even more brain cells 😂
9:44 “It’s fine and I know what I’m doing,
It’s fine and I know how to-how to do,
I don’t know what this little diddy is that I’m singing, but it’s true,
And I’m gonna make this pizza, woo!, ah ooo-I”
*Laughs in what the hell was that*
"We have an extra virgin olive oil, just like me"
-A man with 3 kids
That's True Xd-
Who said they weren’t adopted though 👀
@Rational_ Afton Yeah-
@Rational_ Afton oh fu-
👁👁
Glitchtrap: I mean wouldn’t you feed this to your child?
Me: -Slowly nodding my head yes-
Lol
I would never have a child to feed the pizza to. I would eat the pizza.
Yes
"Around here in the afton household we do everything with knife's"
I've never agreed to something more in my entire life
"You can't trust the crust"
That should be in a pizza hut add lol
Lol true
It actually is now ;-;
@@NightTimeHorrors_ yes also hi Mina you are one of my fav character
True lol
@@NightTimeHorrors_ waet wuht
"A circle is just a freak of nature. It dosen't exist"
-Glitch Trap 2021
I agree 100%
Yep
YASS :>
Yes
*THE WISENESS OF THE WEASLE COMPELLS YOU*
Who's here in 2024??
Me
Hiii
Me
Me
yo
Spring trap would put children into the pizza
He would
And also he will grab a kitchen gun
Yum- ew he would though
Yas I agree
ye
"A single person does not eat a whole pizza"
People who enter food eating competitions: **Shaking their head**
And me, a child, who eats, so I don't cry instead.
@Shane (Midnight) Sanchez Cortes Tommy's a child too xd
Glitchtrap underestimates my power
Hi