William in the lore: dangerous, unstable, ruined hundreds of lives, went through springlock failures and fires and still lived, abusive, neglectful, and witty William in the fandom:
“You know what? Pizza cutters are for the weak. *Slams tip of knife into pizza* Around here, in the Afton household, we do everything with kNiVeS” -Glitchweasel 2021
"It says i only should have to knead this 5 times for it to be smooth, but this is the lumpiest b**** i have ever seen and i have been lumpy myself." -Glitchweasel 2021
Glitch: “Okay, don’t die yeast. I’m counting on you to not die yeast!” Me: “When I bake bread, I give thousands of yeast organisms false hope by feeding them sugar, before ruthlessly baking them to death in an oven before eating their corpses.”
9:44 “It’s fine and I know what I’m doing, It’s fine and I know how to-how to do, I don’t know what this little diddy is that I’m singing, but it’s true, And I’m gonna make this pizza, woo!, ah ooo-I” *Laughs in what the hell was that*
@@eveyrfandomis_great terrance doesnt exist, p l e a se. he only has three kids, i hate the fact people keep bringing up the name terrance just because it was a fanname long ago like Chris.
Glitchtrap: * trying to make pizza * Henry: * crying in the corner contemplating life * Everyone in the FNAF universe: * wondering how anyone trust him alone, in a kitchen, and with knifes *
Chica in the background be like: Is this weasel stealing my job?!- (After the video, Chica is attacking Glitchtrap because he made a pizza instead of her-) lol
This was made 10 day's after my birthday! And to be exact. I had a Five Night's at Freddy's Birthday party and one of my friends was in a GlichTrap cosplay. So thank you for making this! It's like a late birthday gift for me!
As soon as I saw this I gasped and clicked on it INSTANTLY. Also who remembers when Glitch and Henry made cupcakes? I couldn't stop laughing when Glitch said "I WILL F*** YOU"
"I don't like the way it bubbles" I live that you used that for the intermission haha gonna go back and binge watch all your videos now for the second time
Nugget_Blitz_Fnaf _Gacha Oh Well Ima give u some knowledge about fnaf ( this is supposed to be a joke, no but offense to ur au!) Vincent was actually Williams fan made name before William was confirmed, or so I've heard
The cat is literally living its best life trying to get famous and I haven't seen anyone talk about it yet. Probably bc there are 4K COMMENTS Anyways, the cat be like- "Parent what are you doing again we talked about this."
I remember many years ago when I made pizza with my parents and sibling. If my brother was there he did nothing to help as usual. We usually had dough that was already made and ready to be used, but when we did make our own dough, or just in general, it was not this chaotic. And we haven’t done that since I was 4 Edit: I just realized I made this comment literally the day this video turns 2 years old
Yes the weasel makes pizza!! "I'm not going to f*ck it up" "Two table sOOOOOOOOOOoooooo oh oh why are you oily on the outside?" "Why are your insides gooey?" *slaps dough as hard as he can* "don't be gooey!!" Glitch:*struggling to open a jar* Me:poor glitch can't open a jar....I cry a single tear 🙂
"It's fine and I know what I'm doing, it's fine and I know how to- how to do, I don't know what this little diddy is that I'm singing, but it's true, and I'm gonna make this pizza: WOO! A- oOh- I-" -Glitchtrap
“Can I just be good at ONE thing besides ending the lives of children”
*casually chokes from laughing*
This played right as I read it-
ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE??
@@sillyphyllic Maybe....
(Yes this was a joke =>)
I unintentionally read this comment at the EXACT moment he said it 😂😂😂😂😂
@@sillyphyllic Same It Also Played At The Same Time I Read The Comment
I- “I’ve never cooked a day in my life in any of my restaurants, I was to busy in the back going-“ *stab motions*
Yup 🤣
HA, I just made your comment have 69 likes
HOLY JESUS - I’ve never had a comment blow up :,)
Lol
@@Chilly_Lilly Btw, do you want to be my friend?
Glitchtrap : "This is why you dont leave me alone infront of a camera"
*Brings Henry with him*
*PURE CHAOS*
That’s exactly why you don’t put us together and expect us to not murder each other trying to bake a pizza.
Glitchtrap: *beats up dough*
Me: this is fine 😃
@@henryemily3995 plus Halloween cupcakes with ice ing
But chaos with you two is fun!
Take care everyone and stay safe out there.
@@henryemily3995 did you see the video in Sims where he beat you up then you beat him up?
William in the lore: dangerous, unstable, ruined hundreds of lives, went through springlock failures and fires and still lived, abusive, neglectful, and witty
William in the fandom:
I like to mix it up with my portrayal of him. Would stare at a wall, and do nothing for an hour, but will also kill you.
A filthy weasel disaster-
“You know what? Pizza cutters are for the weak. *Slams tip of knife into pizza* Around here, in the Afton household, we do everything with kNiVeS”
-Glitchweasel 2021
yes only knives
@@seeagulll and not even toilet paper?!
@@爪卂尺卂-y5u Yes.
Glichweasel😂😂😂
@@green7982 oh my-
Weasel: * makes stabbing movements*
me: * imagining something completely different*
me and glitch: * Halloween episode flashbacks*
...
@@el.7202 ....
@@thebluedog1798 ...
@@jelly_bread388 ...
@@Meadow1206 ...
Glitchtrap has returned to the kitchen! Luckily this time the mess wasn't as bad and he didn't have flour in his hair
LOL!
XDDD Probably because Henry wasn't there lol
Wish henry was there TvT
@@p1nkPallas Lol
Yess
"It says i only should have to knead this 5 times for it to be smooth, but this is the lumpiest b**** i have ever seen and i have been lumpy myself."
-Glitchweasel 2021
Glitchtrap: We have our extra virgin olive oil- Just like me-
Afton kids: *Are we a JOKE to you?*
yEs. yEs, you are
@Funtime wolf Lol
Yes they very much are lmao
@@KitKat23566 excuse me?!?!?
I died laughing at this part!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Glitch: “Okay, don’t die yeast. I’m counting on you to not die yeast!”
Me: “When I bake bread, I give thousands of yeast organisms false hope by feeding them sugar, before ruthlessly baking them to death in an oven before eating their corpses.”
like the scooper trooper scooping Micheal's insides
Same
I love to do that
Same
you funny
“Yeast doesn’t have feelings.”
“Yeast doesn’t have parents and a family.”
“Law Enforcement doesn’t care about yeast.”
-Glitchy Weasel 2021
Facts 👍😌
I believe he is talking about dead murdered children....didn’t know he killed a child named yeast
@@shoe3251 opp
Lol
Lol i can't its to good
Glitch: "One person doesn't eat a whole pizza."
Me who can eat an entire Snappy Tomato pizza: *Allow me to introduce myself*
Us*
😂
Glitchtrap: "I was too busy in the back you know"
*makes stabbing motion*
Me: **s h o o k**
It’s william, what do you expect 🗿
×^×
Honestly i wasn't surprised-!
I wasn't even surprised TwT
@@exotichxnna5193 xD yup
Alternative title: weasel having a panic attack over a pizza for 23 minutes and 26 seconds.
25 seconds
"Cricles are just a freak of nature, they don't exist!"
Probably my favorite line other than the "Yeast doesn't have parents or a Family" line XD
The yeast is a orphan :O it should watch out for technoblade...
@@StarshineStephen It really should XD
Good idea, but I would rather see Technoblade kill the yeast and see how he does it XD
@@deathyeslogic same!
@@StarshineStephen I would probably use fire or tnt to kill yeast, but Technoblade might do something different, ya never know XD
9:44 “It’s fine and I know what I’m doing,
It’s fine and I know how to-how to do,
I don’t know what this little diddy is that I’m singing, but it’s true,
And I’m gonna make this pizza, woo!, ah ooo-I”
*Laughs in what the hell was that*
Nobody:
Weasel (Glitchtrap): There’s no *clock* in here that tells me the *date*
Ikr i was wheezing when he said that-
Makes perfect sense. Do your clocks NOT tell the date?
@@green7982 nope they dont-
@@green7982 it would be nice if they did tho-
@@selinatrafford6062 Mine does. I always know the date. My clock definitely tells me the date and not the time.
"She's not perfect like me"
Me: are we talking about vanny or the pizza? Im confuzed
Idk lol
No, my MOTHER.
*Kettle Wheeze*
both.
@@XxCorruptxX Ah YeS tHe KeTtLe WhEeZe
Alternate title: Glitchtrap Looses Even More Of His Sanity
And I lose more of my sanity to if covid-19 keeps me inside for 20 years ;_;
Yes
Yea that's pretty much the video
I refuse to change the 69 likes
It should be glitchtrap loosing even more brain cells 😂
After SB was released and we could see how the pizza is made, I am 100% certain that this is what the pizza is like in appearance and taste.
Sorry I’m dumb whats SB again?
@@HannahGainey-y7f security breach
@@HannahGainey-y7f Security Breach
@@HannahGainey-y7f Security Breach
@@HannahGainey-y7fSecurity Breach
"A single person does not eat a whole pizza"
People who enter food eating competitions: **Shaking their head**
And me, a child, who eats, so I don't cry instead.
@Shane (Midnight) Sanchez Cortes Tommy's a child too xd
Glitchtrap underestimates my power
Hi
Glitchtrap: I mean wouldn’t you feed this to your child?
Me: -Slowly nodding my head yes-
Lol
I would never have a child to feed the pizza to. I would eat the pizza.
Yes
"A circle is just a freak of nature. It dosen't exist"
-Glitch Trap 2021
I agree 100%
Yep
YASS :>
Yes
*THE WISENESS OF THE WEASLE COMPELLS YOU*
My favorite moment: “can I please be good at something other than ending the lives of children??”
Nobody:
Us to glitchtrap: You have been invited to suffer?
*would you like to join?*
sure why not
Yes, because I'm an idiot just like glitch so you know what I will
Yes please
YEP I WILL GLADLY JOIN
Y e s I w o u l d
Vanny: Poor Glitchtrap. Can't open a jar. I cry single tear.
(Vanny used your own words against you)
"We have an extra virgin olive oil, just like me"
-A man with 3 kids
That's True Xd-
Who said they weren’t adopted though 👀
@Rational_ Afton Yeah-
@Rational_ Afton oh fu-
👁👁
Glitchtrap: Claims to have never worked in any of the restaurant kitchens.
Also Glitchtrap: Knows the difference between dry and wet measuring cups.
Alternate title: Glitchtrap being a crackhead for 23 minutes and 26 seconds
Alternate title: William Afton gets confused by a recipe and being funny in the kitchen for 23 minutes and 26 seconds.
*loud coughing*
*25 secs
@@katherinedulin8706 it’s 26 💀
"You can't trust the crust"
That should be in a pizza hut add lol
Lol true
It actually is now ;-;
@@NightTimeHorrors_ yes also hi Mina you are one of my fav character
True lol
@@NightTimeHorrors_ waet wuht
"It's CHEWSDAH INNIT?"
Me being British: *W h e e z e*
💀💀
Wheeze
I still want him to read children stories i have no idea why
Oh no...
It'll happen eventually lol
Same
It better happen
Me too
Chica has officially snapped because he took her role
“It’s chewsday init” such a British thing to say😌
@@gracetrinkle4509 happy 😌
@@roxy_hunt9810 Roxanne Wolf In Security Breach!
@@allyeternaldaple1914 yess indeed 😌😌
GT:we have our extra virgin olive oil just like me
Michael Chris and Elizabeth : am I joke to you?
Chris? Uhh you mean cc
"What do they call it in the FBI? The splatter patter?"
Me dying: oml yes, change it to splatter patter please, FBI
YASSSSSSSS
Glitchbitch: And our yeast witch we've always had good experiences with.
Me: *flashbacks to the other baking episodes*
"extra virgin olive oil just like me"
SIR YOU HAVE THREE KIDS.
THREE KIDS GOOD SIR.
Oh not anymore
*THREE. KIDS. GOOD. SIR*
@@eveyrfandomis_great we don't talk about Terrence
@@eveyrfandomis_great terrance doesnt exist, p l e a se.
he only has three kids, i hate the fact people keep bringing up the name terrance just because it was a fanname long ago like Chris.
@@JESTERLYAFFECTION same his name ain't chris there ain't no ugly mistake of god called terence
Recipe: `` place holes in the dough to make sure it doesn't bubble up in the oven ``
The weasel: *casually proceeds to think of the dough as a child*
My absolute favourite line in the universe..
‘flour,bleached like my as- *wheeze* don’t go there- don’t go there-...’
"Great, so I can Stab it?"
- Nightcove cosplaying as a weasel, 2021
OK *OFFICIALLY* if i ever take geometry again I'm saying:
*"Glitchtrap told me shapes were a lie."*
YAY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣ahaahhahahahhaa
Same
IVE DONE IT NOW IVE DONE IT
Imma do that to
@@victoriaPETAL what was the Reaction?
The amount of faces he makes that can turn into meme formats in this video alone is amazing
Literally right after glitch said "cya then" for the intermission an AD for PIZZA HUT came onto my screen- i started WHEEZING-
that happened to me too :) >w
The fact that they went “I hope it’s a lie” as if they didn’t 😂
YES 😂
Lol
“I hope children aren’t watching this”
Me: is that a threat?
14:05
*Glitchtrap literally having a midlife crisis over a circle*
I clicked faster than vanny running after a kid with a knife
same
Me too
Same
Lol me too 😂
LMAO
"There's not a CLOCK in here that tells me what DAY IT IS." Cause that's how clocks work
🤣
Some clocks do tell you the day
@@hollowsong2603 yeah,there called calanders
Glitchtrap: * trying to make pizza *
Henry: * crying in the corner contemplating life *
Everyone in the FNAF universe: * wondering how anyone trust him alone, in a kitchen, and with knifes *
Oml that is true
If a child walked in there they wouldn’t even walk in there they will just die in there though XD
gacha HAHAHA
He will kill the camera *W H E Z E*
@@leeroyb1239 ikr
Chica in the background be like: Is this weasel stealing my job?!-
(After the video, Chica is attacking Glitchtrap because he made a pizza instead of her-) lol
Alternative title: a weasle curses and makes pizza at the same time
correction *Stabby the glitching easter weasel tries to make pizza while cursing the hell out of the pizza*
@@ast3r339 PFFFTTT
“A single person can’t eat a whole pizza”
Me: . . .
you haven’t meet me before glitchy boi-
me: or me- glitch bish
OR ME UGLY WEASEL
Same
@EVA SEICULESCU
Wth- it's a pizza wdym learn your eyes 😳😳
I ate once a whole pizza...CMERE WEASEL GLITCH RABBIT RAT THINGY BOI
"around here in the afton household we do everything with knives." Me: Sounds 'bout right
Yea it does sound about right
Uwu
Well true
🔪Hi🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
Same
This was made 10 day's after my birthday! And to be exact. I had a Five Night's at Freddy's Birthday party and one of my friends was in a GlichTrap cosplay. So thank you for making this! It's like a late birthday gift for me!
20:06
"I mean come on, wouldn't you feed this to your child?" Yes I would,because food is f o o d
Very True-
Glitch:It’s Tuesday
*10 seconds later*
Glitch:Wait what day is it-
@Susan Cohn pog
Lmao
“i hope no kids are watching this”
me: *baby i’m not even here. i’m a hallucination.*
Ikr
INR
Im 10- 😂
@@scissor_hands4296 I'm 13😂
@@scissor_hands4296 same
20:27
GLITCHTRAP QUOTE OF THE YEAR RIGHT THERE!
Glitch: "just one look at me and you'll think 'oh I'm so dry'-"
Me: "i- opposite day???"
Jk jk XD
IM DYING
Yo I got dryer than his CRUST.
@@insertnamehere7625 ifbxjfnJfbsbbd 💀
" *Tomato juice* "
" *yeast square* "
" *water to the thrid power* "
Glitchtrap: *aggressively stabs pizza*
" *bon-appa-titte* "
My favourite was yeast squared
no one:
not a single soul:
glitctrap:its terzdeh
Ye
😂
Yeah but it's Wednesday-
@@xxxsummertrapxxx9383 y e s
This is a meme in my household now lol
Me: * drinking cream soda *
Glitchtrap:" rolling pill "
Me: * spits it everywhere *
This is going to end very well. Just a weasel in a kitchen :>....
Yuppppppppp 🤣
"Don't do this kids."
Me who is 12: I'm not a kid, I'm a Minor.
all the teenagers who call me a kid because of the 1 year difference:
me: IT’S CALLED A PRETEEN YOU DIMWITS!
👏👏👏👏
@@M4rv3l0us_M4rs omg I know right
@@M4rv3l0us_M4rs Finlay someone knows what that means
Legit said that to my mom yesterday and I'm 13 :\
As soon as I saw this I gasped and clicked on it INSTANTLY. Also who remembers when Glitch and Henry made cupcakes? I couldn't stop laughing when Glitch said "I WILL F*** YOU"
"I don't like the way it bubbles" I live that you used that for the intermission haha gonna go back and binge watch all your videos now for the second time
Glitchtrap: Geometry is a lie
Me: wait so my teacher lied to me yesterday......how rude
“Circles don’t exist”
-The glitchy weasel
minecraft:
I love how glichtrap just laughs about the joke of him in the back and killing kids it leads up to him just killing da little bitches.
watching this was the best decision I've made all day
Glitchtrap: "I'm not making twelve pizzas-!"
Me: *Laughing so hard until my stomach hurts, then continue laughing*
Night cove: *going insane over a pizza*
Me: is she okay
My mind: why did I think that she’s never okay
Mrs. Afton is gonna- literally EXPLODE when she sees that-
He is William-
Haha
@@moss.is.awkward818 ༎ຶٹ༎ຶ I thought glitch trap was Vincent
OOF
Nugget_Blitz_Fnaf _Gacha
Oh
Well
Ima give u some knowledge about fnaf
( this is supposed to be a joke, no but offense to ur au!)
Vincent was actually Williams fan made name before William was confirmed, or so I've heard
@@moss.is.awkward818 ohhhhh ok! Thanks! (• ◡•)
"We have our extra virgin olive oil"
Weasel: " just like me"
*laughs and crys*
Weasel: "I'm just kidding"
Also weasel: "I hope I'm kidding"
glitchtrap:would you feed this to your child?
me: i will just feed it to myself
“You ready to get rolled?”
**Proceeds to play the entirety of Never gonna give you up by Rick Astley**
Y E S
Y E S S S S S
Yes
You know the rules and so do i-i-i say goodbye
Nobody:
Glitchtrap
“CIRCLES DON’T EXIST, THEY’RE A LIE”
I mean is he wrong?
@@your_local_caffeine_addict nope
@@nootmare7863 LOL😂
I mean- Minecraft doesnt allow circles
Okay now I'm dying of laughter
Glitchtrap Making A Classic Freddy's Dish ON CRACK💀
So so soooooooooooo true
IKKKKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
BAHAHAHAHAH YES
👏👏👏👏👏
That sould have been the title
I nearly choked on my popcorn when you said when I was in the back you know Stabby Stabby with a make-believe knife XD
Spring trap would put children into the pizza
He would
And also he will grab a kitchen gun
Yum- ew he would though
Yas I agree
ye
Alternative title:
Yellow weasel struggling with grammar and life in general
Lmao yeah- o(･x･)/
*whezzes*😭
The cat is literally living its best life trying to get famous and I haven't seen anyone talk about it yet. Probably bc there are 4K COMMENTS Anyways, the cat be like- "Parent what are you doing again we talked about this."
@Susan Cohn simp
I have never seen someone be so chaotic and calm and the same time
Hello shigiraki say hi to Dabi for me please
I genuinely thought she was going to make one of the foods from “The Freddy Files” recipes.
GT: "oh wait..... a person doesn't eat a whole pizza"
Me: *eats a pizza in 1 sitting* "oop....."
Sameeeeee
Same
Same
I’ve eaten two pizzas by myself in a day soooooo yea
Saammmeee
Can I just be good at ONE thing besides ending the lives of children?
-William Afton; Weasel Form
*-glitchtrap
@@AxeltheKing1000 it's a joke
○°○
@@AxeltheKing1000 *weasel form
Also William: why does it say yeast squared?
I remember many years ago when I made pizza with my parents and sibling. If my brother was there he did nothing to help as usual. We usually had dough that was already made and ready to be used, but when we did make our own dough, or just in general, it was not this chaotic. And we haven’t done that since I was 4
Edit: I just realized I made this comment literally the day this video turns 2 years old
Me: sees Glichtrap has a Cat
Also me: Screams in cuteness
My favourite moment was when you said “in the afton house everything is done with knives”
" What day is it I don't know I don't have a clock in here to tell me what day it is " -Glitchtrap 2021 a g a i n
It is Thursday my dudes.
*AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!*
I love your cosplay and just the way you act as glitchtrap. And I also love all the videos you make so I made a glitchtrap based off of your cosplay.
Yes the weasel makes pizza!!
"I'm not going to f*ck it up"
"Two table sOOOOOOOOOOoooooo oh oh why are you oily on the outside?"
"Why are your insides gooey?" *slaps dough as hard as he can* "don't be gooey!!"
Glitch:*struggling to open a jar*
Me:poor glitch can't open a jar....I cry a single tear 🙂
Lol
I love how night cove can always find a way to make us laugh
Its *seenless tears but lol i. Cant
HAhahahah Carma come back to him
Lmao
@@bba._.teauwu7255 thank you for correcting me =D
"It's fine and I know what I'm doing, it's fine and I know how to- how to do, I don't know what this little diddy is that I'm singing, but it's true, and I'm gonna make this pizza: WOO! A- oOh- I-"
-Glitchtrap
you: "circles don't exist they are a lie"
me: then look at the buttons on your shirt
Edit:I have never gotten this much likes on a comment thx nwn
Nom
Xd
"What day even is it?"
*Wouldn't we all like to know.*
The fact that I am 14 and better at making Pizza is so funny-
I can't even make instant gello without my sister
I can’t make anything
sometimes my family makes pizza. They look real crappy, but it is all about the experience and the bonding we have when making/eating the pizza.
I'm 13 and can only make a quesadilla-
Off topic but so proud of myself for making it 69 likes
it’s confirmed
*_glitchtrap is the real freddy fazbear_*
Freddy Fazbear? Never heard of him. I only know Freddy gas ears.
@@gxth11cx69 Freddy Fat Bear😂🤣🙃☺
@@amirealx yes
I mean..
@@amirealx I only know burnt spaghetti not a fat bear
Glitchtrap: That's 3/4 if I've ever seen 3/4
Me: You have seen 3/4. You've seen yourself with 3/4 of a body.
Yesssssss
@Funtime wolf not scraptrap *JIMMY NEUTRON*
11:59 “and I’ve been pretty lumpy myself” 😂🤣😂🤣