Glitchtrap attempts to make a classic Freddy's dish!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ก.พ. 2021
- So, actually... I'd say this pizza was a success! Do you agree? If you think there's no hope for my sanity left, please like and share this video! Don't forget to comment your favorite moment so I can read it and judge you... :)
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“Yeast doesn’t have feelings.”
“Yeast doesn’t have parents and a family.”
“Law Enforcement doesn’t care about yeast.”
-Glitchy Weasel 2021
Facts 👍😌
I believe he is talking about dead murdered children....didn’t know he killed a child named yeast
@@shoe3251 opp
Lol
Lol i can't its to good
I- “I’ve never cooked a day in my life in any of my restaurants, I was to busy in the back going-“ *stab motions*
Yup 🤣
HA, I just made your comment have 69 likes
HOLY JESUS - I’ve never had a comment blow up :,)
Lol
@@Chilly_Lilly Btw, do you want to be my friend?
William in the lore: dangerous, unstable, ruined hundreds of lives, went through springlock failures and fires and still lived, abusive, neglectful, and witty
William in the fandom:
I like to mix it up with my portrayal of him. Would stare at a wall, and do nothing for an hour, but will also kill you.
A filthy weasel disaster-
Glitchtrap: I mean wouldn’t you feed this to your child?
Me: -Slowly nodding my head yes-
Lol
I would never have a child to feed the pizza to. I would eat the pizza.
Yes
Spring trap would put children into the pizza
He would
And also he will grab a kitchen gun
Yum- ew he would though
Yas I agree
ye
“You know what? Pizza cutters are for the weak. *Slams tip of knife into pizza* Around here, in the Afton household, we do everything with kNiVeS”
-Glitchweasel 2021
yes only knives
@@lovelyheartfilia and not even toilet paper?!
@@user-kj9yl1tm8m Yes.
Glichweasel😂😂😂
@@green7982 oh my-
After SB was released and we could see how the pizza is made, I am 100% certain that this is what the pizza is like in appearance and taste.
Sorry I’m dumb whats SB again?
@@user-su5xp9bp2i security breach
@@user-su5xp9bp2i Security Breach
@@user-su5xp9bp2i Security Breach
Glitchtrap: Claims to have never worked in any of the restaurant kitchens.
Also Glitchtrap: Knows the difference between dry and wet measuring cups.
Glitchtrap has returned to the kitchen! Luckily this time the mess wasn't as bad and he didn't have flour in his hair
LOL!
XDDD Probably because Henry wasn't there lol
Wish henry was there TvT
@@p1nkPallas Lol
Yess
Glitchtrap - Calls himself dumb without saying it straight up
Also Glitchtrap - *Knows Math*
Yas
"why does it say yeast squared?"
S m a r t b o i
Glitch: "One person doesn't eat a whole pizza."
Me who can eat an entire Snappy Tomato pizza: *Allow me to introduce myself*
Us*
😂
My favorite moment: “can I please be good at something other than ending the lives of children??”
Glitch: “Okay, don’t die yeast. I’m counting on you to not die yeast!”
Me: “When I bake bread, I give thousands of yeast organisms false hope by feeding them sugar, before ruthlessly baking them to death in an oven before eating their corpses.”
like the scooper trooper scooping Micheal's insides
Same
I love to do that
Same
you funny
Alternate title: Glitchtrap Looses Even More Of His Sanity
And I lose more of my sanity to if covid-19 keeps me inside for 20 years ;_;
Yes
Yea that's pretty much the video
I refuse to change the 69 likes
It should be glitchtrap loosing even more brain cells 😂
"It's CHEWSDAH INNIT?"
Me being British: *W h e e z e*
💀💀
Wheeze
9:44 “It’s fine and I know what I’m doing,
It’s fine and I know how to-how to do,
I don’t know what this little diddy is that I’m singing, but it’s true,
And I’m gonna make this pizza, woo!, ah ooo-I”
*Laughs in what the hell was that*
“Can I just be good at ONE thing besides ending the lives of children”
*casually chokes from laughing*
This played right as I read it-
ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE??
@@hellothereSayo Maybe....
(Yes this was a joke =>)
I unintentionally read this comment at the EXACT moment he said it 😂😂😂😂😂
@@hellothereSayo Same It Also Played At The Same Time I Read The Comment
Glitchtrap : "This is why you dont leave me alone infront of a camera"
*Brings Henry with him*
*PURE CHAOS*
That’s exactly why you don’t put us together and expect us to not murder each other trying to bake a pizza.
Glitchtrap: *beats up dough*
Me: this is fine 😃
@@henryemily3995 plus Halloween cupcakes with ice ing
But chaos with you two is fun!
Take care everyone and stay safe out there.
@@henryemily3995 did you see the video in Sims where he beat you up then you beat him up?
GT:we have our extra virgin olive oil just like me
Michael Chris and Elizabeth : am I joke to you?
Recipe: `` place holes in the dough to make sure it doesn't bubble up in the oven ``
The weasel: *casually proceeds to think of the dough as a child*
I still want him to read children stories i have no idea why
Oh no...
It'll happen eventually lol
Same
It better happen
Me too
"We have an extra virgin olive oil, just like me"
-A man with 3 kids
That's True Xd-
Who said they weren’t adopted though 👀
@Rational_ Afton Yeah-
@Rational_ Afton oh fu-
👁👁
The amount of faces he makes that can turn into meme formats in this video alone is amazing
Chica in the background be like: Is this weasel stealing my job?!-
(After the video, Chica is attacking Glitchtrap because he made a pizza instead of her-) lol
Nobody:
Us to glitchtrap: You have been invited to suffer?
*would you like to join?*
sure why not
Yes, because I'm an idiot just like glitch so you know what I will
Yes please
YEP I WILL GLADLY JOIN
Y e s I w o u l d
"around here in the afton household we do everything with knives." Me: Sounds 'bout right
Yea it does sound about right
Uwu
Well true
🔪Hi🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
Same
This was made 10 day's after my birthday! And to be exact. I had a Five Night's at Freddy's Birthday party and one of my friends was in a GlichTrap cosplay. So thank you for making this! It's like a late birthday gift for me!
20:27
GLITCHTRAP QUOTE OF THE YEAR RIGHT THERE!
I clicked faster than vanny running after a kid with a knife
same
Me too
Same
Lol me too 😂
LMAO
"There's not a CLOCK in here that tells me what DAY IT IS." Cause that's how clocks work
🤣
Some clocks do tell you the day
@@hollowsong2603 yeah,there called calanders
"It says i only should have to knead this 5 times for it to be smooth, but this is the lumpiest b**** i have ever seen and i have been lumpy myself."
-Glitchweasel 2021
14:05
*Glitchtrap literally having a midlife crisis over a circle*
Weasel: * makes stabbing movements*
me: * imagining something completely different*
me and glitch: * Halloween episode flashbacks*
...
@@el.7202 ....
@@thebluedog1798 ...
@@jelly_bread388 ...
@@Meadow1206 ...
"She's not perfect like me"
Me: are we talking about vanny or the pizza? Im confuzed
Idk lol
No, my MOTHER.
*Kettle Wheeze*
both.
@@XxCorruptxX Ah YeS tHe KeTtLe WhEeZe
I remember many years ago when I made pizza with my parents and sibling. If my brother was there he did nothing to help as usual. We usually had dough that was already made and ready to be used, but when we did make our own dough, or just in general, it was not this chaotic. And we haven’t done that since I was 4
Edit: I just realized I made this comment literally the day this video turns 2 years old
11:59 “and I’ve been pretty lumpy myself” 😂🤣😂🤣
Nobody:
Glitchtrap
“CIRCLES DON’T EXIST, THEY’RE A LIE”
I mean is he wrong?
@@your_local_caffeine_addict nope
@@nootmare7863 LOL😂
I mean- Minecraft doesnt allow circles
Okay now I'm dying of laughter
Nobody:
Weasel (Glitchtrap): There’s no *clock* in here that tells me the *date*
Ikr i was wheezing when he said that-
Makes perfect sense. Do your clocks NOT tell the date?
@@green7982 nope they dont-
@@green7982 it would be nice if they did tho-
@@selinatrafford6062 Mine does. I always know the date. My clock definitely tells me the date and not the time.
Never before has something been more relatable than someone gathering up everything they need to make something delicious and then going for the recipe and it's GONE.
Glitchtrap: "I'm not making twelve pizzas-!"
Me: *Laughing so hard until my stomach hurts, then continue laughing*
Glitchtrap: We have our extra virgin olive oil- Just like me-
Afton kids: *Are we a JOKE to you?*
yEs. yEs, you are
@Funtime wolf Lol
Yes they very much are lmao
@@KitKat23566 excuse me?!?!?
I died laughing at this part!! 😂😂😂😂😂
"Don't do this kids."
Me who is 12: I'm not a kid, I'm a Minor.
all the teenagers who call me a kid because of the 1 year difference:
me: IT’S CALLED A PRETEEN YOU DIMWITS!
👏👏👏👏
@@N3BVL4_ omg I know right
@@N3BVL4_ Finlay someone knows what that means
Legit said that to my mom yesterday and I'm 13 :\
I think... Glitchtrap REALLY wants to kill something 16:27
Me: * drinking cream soda *
Glitchtrap:" rolling pill "
Me: * spits it everywhere *
"A circle is just a freak of nature. It dosen't exist"
-Glitch Trap 2021
I agree 100%
Yep
YASS :>
Yes
*THE WISENESS OF THE WEASLE COMPELLS YOU*
Glitchtrap: "I was too busy in the back you know"
*makes stabbing motion*
Me: **s h o o k**
It’s william, what do you expect 🗿
×^×
Honestly i wasn't surprised-!
I wasn't even surprised TwT
@@exotichxnna5193 xD yup
9:34 why are your insides still gooey
I couldn’t stop laughing 😂
Love her face after she takes a bite, and love it even more when she turns into Mickey
Alternative title: weasel having a panic attack over a pizza for 23 minutes and 26 seconds.
25 seconds
" *Tomato juice* "
" *yeast square* "
" *water to the thrid power* "
Glitchtrap: *aggressively stabs pizza*
" *bon-appa-titte* "
My favourite was yeast squared
GT: "And our yeast... Which we've always had good experience with..."
Another video
GT: "Oh God the yeast is alive!!"
12:30 advice from someone who works in the kitchen of a pizzeria…no that’s not how you kneed pizza dough….
Vanny: Poor Glitchtrap. Can't open a jar. I cry single tear.
(Vanny used your own words against you)
"extra virgin olive oil just like me"
SIR YOU HAVE THREE KIDS.
THREE KIDS GOOD SIR.
Oh not anymore
*THREE. KIDS. GOOD. SIR*
@@icecreamlov3rr we don't talk about Terrence
@@icecreamlov3rr terrance doesnt exist, p l e a se.
he only has three kids, i hate the fact people keep bringing up the name terrance just because it was a fanname long ago like Chris.
@@JESTERLYAFFECTION same his name ain't chris there ain't no ugly mistake of god called terence
15:34 Me when something goes wrong
11:41
"I have this...this _looming_ feeling like I've done something terribly wrong-"
You've killed kids from laughter without even touching them because of your hilarious videos?
no one:
not a single soul:
glitctrap:its terzdeh
Ye
😂
Yeah but it's Wednesday-
@@xxxsummertrapxxx9383 y e s
This is a meme in my household now lol
"A single person does not eat a whole pizza"
People who enter food eating competitions: **Shaking their head**
And me, a child, who eats, so I don't cry instead.
@Shane (Midnight) Sanchez Cortes Tommy's a child too xd
Glitchtrap underestimates my power
Hi
I have never seen someone be so chaotic and calm and the same time
Hello shigiraki say hi to Dabi for me please
4:44 When you know your gonna get beat after telling an inappropriate joke at the family reunion.
"Around here in the afton household we do everything with knife's"
I've never agreed to something more in my entire life
"You can't trust the crust"
That should be in a pizza hut add lol
Lol true
It actually is now ;-;
@@NightTimeHorrors_ yes also hi Mina you are one of my fav character
True lol
@@NightTimeHorrors_ waet wuht
13:28
Glitchy, you're good at never dying. Whatever happens and how many times you get burned, springlocked or whatever, you never die! YOU ALWAYS COME BACK!!! And these are literal facts! So besides ending the lives of (you own) children, night guards, etc, this is the best thing you're good at.
(And sometimes I think, how many remnants did you even get?! I mean it's incredible!)
7:42 For once in his life he doesn't want something to die 🤣🤣🤣
"Cricles are just a freak of nature, they don't exist!"
Probably my favorite line other than the "Yeast doesn't have parents or a Family" line XD
The yeast is a orphan :O it should watch out for technoblade...
@@StarshineStephen It really should XD
Good idea, but I would rather see Technoblade kill the yeast and see how he does it XD
@@existingwoman same!
@@StarshineStephen I would probably use fire or tnt to kill yeast, but Technoblade might do something different, ya never know XD
Willam trying to cook to his kids be like:
Oh Yas
😂😂😂👌
I read William trying to cook his kids and I think I like that better lmao
Lol yeah
@@Sys3m3rr0r same lmfao
“Awe yes, I love this!”-Markiplier horror complication video quote.
10:05 WHAT 😭
Glitch trap:I hope kids aren’t watching
All the kids watching:it’s to late now 👁👄👁
infact.............................................. i am a kid(dun dun dun) glichtrap weasle rat dnt hunt me down please and thank you
Its so true tho
I am a kid:) And i am watching Nightcove's channel
Me hungry
True the glitch rat / weasle gon kille now
OK *OFFICIALLY* if i ever take geometry again I'm saying:
*"Glitchtrap told me shapes were a lie."*
YAY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣ahaahhahahahhaa
Same
IVE DONE IT NOW IVE DONE IT
Imma do that to
@@v1ct0ria942 what was the Reaction?
Glitchrat: "yeast doesn't have feelings, it doesn't have parents"
Also Glitchrat: "don't die on me, yeast"
-how glitchtrap is being nice for once-
“It’s chewsday init” such a British thing to say😌
@@gracetrinkle4509 happy 😌
@@roxy_hunt9810 Roxanne Wolf In Security Breach!
@@allyeternaldaple1914 yess indeed 😌😌
“i hope no kids are watching this”
me: *baby i’m not even here. i’m a hallucination.*
Ikr
INR
Im 10- 😂
@@scissor_hands4296 I'm 13😂
@@scissor_hands4296 same
My favorite part was the intermission when you showed us one of your older videos with Vanny!! I liked it because you showed us pain and suffering (which rarely happens for Glitchtrap) so I really liked seeing a hidden characteristic from Glitchtrap!! (Sorry is this is long and boring, all the words came from the top of my brain!!)
"I don't like the way it bubbles" I live that you used that for the intermission haha gonna go back and binge watch all your videos now for the second time
Chica has officially snapped because he took her role
Alternate title: William Afton gets confused by a recipe and being funny in the kitchen for 23 minutes and 26 seconds.
*loud coughing*
*25 secs
@@katherinedulin8706 it’s 26 💀
I asked google something and this is the answer:
Fresh basil should go on pizza after it's baked, not before.
"What day even is it?"
*Wouldn't we all like to know.*
“A single person can’t eat a whole pizza”
Me: . . .
you haven’t meet me before glitchy boi-
me: or me- glitch bish
OR ME UGLY WEASEL
Same
@EVA SEICULESCU
Wth- it's a pizza wdym learn your eyes 😳😳
I ate once a whole pizza...CMERE WEASEL GLITCH RABBIT RAT THINGY BOI
“Extra virgin olive oil, just like me”
Aren’t you the guy who killed kids although he had three kids
But He didn't kill his kids though
@@user-jj2kr1lx1w
Not intentionally. He built C.B-to kill children-, which killed Elizabeth, then sent Micheal to find her, which got him killed, and he built the animatronic that killed C.C
DrAmA
@shadow stalker crew
Glitchtrap is William
😂 true
1:44
I love this part for some reason
I love your cosplay and just the way you act as glitchtrap. And I also love all the videos you make so I made a glitchtrap based off of your cosplay.
“A single person does not eat a whole pizza” I disagree
I can eat a whole pizza and only then will I be full
i higly disagree
i alway's its the whole pizza my self
Not even kidding yesterday at 1:00 am (yes my sleep schedule is that trash) I got bored and made a large pizza and ate the whole thing
Ask amethyst she ate a whole entire pizza
Glitchtrap: * trying to make pizza *
Henry: * crying in the corner contemplating life *
Everyone in the FNAF universe: * wondering how anyone trust him alone, in a kitchen, and with knifes *
Oml that is true
If a child walked in there they wouldn’t even walk in there they will just die in there though XD
gacha HAHAHA
He will kill the camera *W H E Z E*
@@leeroyb1239 ikr
“It’s not perfect”
- me causally really wishing I could eat it
Lol God I loved when the sauce just splatterd everywhere like blood
Literally right after glitch said "cya then" for the intermission an AD for PIZZA HUT came onto my screen- i started WHEEZING-
that happened to me too :) >w
Glitch:It’s Tuesday
*10 seconds later*
Glitch:Wait what day is it-
@Susan Cohn pog
Lmao
glitchtrap:would you feed this to your child?
me: i will just feed it to myself
I always come back to this video, I love this channel and all of these cooking videos!
The fact that they went “I hope it’s a lie” as if they didn’t 😂
YES 😂
Lol
Oh no-
Well this will be interesting.
I subbed to you for no known reason
@@Just_A_GirI I'll subscribe to you for no reason then-
I subscribed to both of you for no reason
@@sold-cq4hk I subscribed to all four of you for no reason
@@yourlocalartguy6117 I subscribed to all five of y'all
Shigaraki be like: 15:11
1:42
"we have our extra virgin olive oil, just like me"
Glitchtrap you have three children
“I hope children aren’t watching this”
Me: is that a threat?
Can I just be good at ONE thing besides ending the lives of children?
-William Afton; Weasel Form
*-glitchtrap
@@AxeltheKing1000 it's a joke
○°○
@@AxeltheKing1000 *weasel form
Also William: why does it say yeast squared?
I've had a bad day because of bullying & u make me feel better 😊
5:02. Thank you so much for doing a Dawko impression...😹