The part where Glitchtrap was encouraging the dough to fall out of the bag, reminded me of that one scene in Jurassic Park where the Dinosaur was hatching out of the egg.
Fred.... My guy... You are sadistic. And malicious. While everyone else was pretending, you took it so far. Then you kicked out the whiney child clown, made a hivemind and are now rocking under the pizzaplex! What's life like as a bowl of danger spaghetti by the way?
@@tommymarberry3272 He found different ways to kill six kids… Cassidy: Spring-lock failure Charlie Emily: Multiple stab wounds Gabriel: Chocked to death Susie: Force fed poison Fritz: Axe to the back of head as he tried to run Jeremy Fitzgerald: William Afton programmed Mangle to have Jeremy Fitzgerald get bitten by Mangle aka Funtime Foxy when he was a nightguard for fnaf 2 Tell me again how I’m the worse one out of me and William Afton, hmm? Oh wait, I just proved you wrong. Or maybe … suggestion … me and William Afton are a lot more like each other than the entire fnaf community originally thought … me included …
@@tommymarberry3272 I know I’m insane, monstrous, and sadistic just like William Afton and there’s no buts, that’s just how it is. Context on each death :) Elizabeth Afton on her volition decided to come up to Circus Baby because she thought that that animatronic was meant for her and then excitedly grabs the ice cream handed out to her by Circus Baby and grabs it only to realize too late that it was a trap and she gets blended to death by getting clawed into Circus Baby and then made into a gory bloody mess inside of Circus Baby. She later possesses Circus Baby. Cassidy was going into the storage room to see what was going on because she heard a strange noise from there, but then she gets shoved into the Fredbear Spring-Lock suit by William Afton which just so happens to make the spring-locks go off and she dies inside the suit and while this is happening the fredbear animatronic is performing on the stage and nobody realizes Cassidy is dead. Then presumably based on The Princess Quest Henry Emily himself has the same exact fate before his daughter dies and that’s why he couldn’t save her … because he was already dead by the time his daughter got stabbed. The Crying Child gets shoved into the animatronic Fredbear’s mouth and he gets decapitated by his neck getting chomped off by the fredbear animatronic. Also for the reason why I said Fredbear animatronic and Fredbear spring-lock suit is because there were two Fredbear’s in the mini-games from fnaf 4. Charlie Emily gets shoved outside of Fredbear’s Family Diner by the same three bullies that shoved the crying child into the animatronic Fredbear’s mouth (Except for Michael Afton for obvious reasons. (It’s because his prank went horribly wrong.)) and then Charlie Emily gets stabbed multiple times in the stomach, across her arms, her face, and her neck. Susie gets lured into the backroom with Cake of Fredbear’s Family Diner and is force fed deadly poison which causes her to vomit and throw up and then die as she foams at the mouth Fritz was lured into the back room with promises of getting to see Foxy, but then turns to run as fight or flight kicks in and then William Afton throws a axe at him killing Fritz as it pierces his skull Gabriel comes into the backroom looking for his friends and then gets chocked to death by William Afton immediately after Gabriel tries to call for his parents from inside the backroom Jeremy Fitzgerald didn’t recognize the hacked Mangle coming from the ceiling as he looks out for any animatronics that might be coming his way and he gets chomped by Mangle because he didn’t look at the one place he didn’t expect Mangle to come from … the ceiling. Also Jeremy Fitzgerald is the angsty teen in the group of children. Michael Afton gets scooped by the mimic (The Mimic which is the one who was actually talking to Michael Afton throughout sister location and also the program (that’s a chip that had green lights and purple outlines) that Michael Afton retrieved from the Circus Baby animatronic which is also the same mimic that loves to pretend, mimics William Afton and the evil side of Charlie Emily respectively and says things like “Can you hear me?”, “I need your help”, “Let it out through you”, “I’m trapped”, and “If we looked like you, we could leave”.). William Afton also gets spring-locked, but instead of a Fredbear spring-lock suit .. it is the Bonnie spring-lock suit and he dies a excruciating death and then comes back to life 30 years later. That’s it, that’s all of them.
Within the first 60 seconds, the mighty wabbit weasel abomination refuses to exist anymore. The weasel doesn't want to weasin anymore. It wants to weasout. The almighty weasy Acton is finally done. I'm sorry. I thought of this comment on the way to the bathroom - I think it's glorious
The pizza that Glitchtrap made looks quite nice to me. Also, this was nice and entertaining to watch. One of my favorite parts of the video is when Glitchtrap and Alexa was talking. ☆☆☆
"Alexa, if you don't 'watch me' then you clearly wouldn't know about the bodies I have hidden in my basement. Correct?" Alexa: The authorities have been notified
glitch trap: focus on me and not whatever abomination ghost there is ghost child: I just wanted to give you a hug :,( *like 5 minutes later* glitch trap: AHH FLOWER IN MY EYE ghost child: REVENGEEEE
9:49 Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
Me: watching glitch shape a pizza dough with bare hands Also me during the 1st minute of said pizza dough shaping: "this would be much easier with a rolling pin"
Poor Glitchy going through a mid-undeath crisis over pizza and cats because he insists on coming back and making videos for us. We love this deranged weasel British man. And we love his suffering even more. XD
Love how Glitchtrap states repeatedly that he hates us yet keeps returning to torture his waking being for us
Do homemade cupcake 🧁
SIR,MAAM OR WHATEVER WE HAVE THE SAME PFP
@@Cupnoodlezai HELL YEAH BLITZØ FUCKIN RULES
Yes.
Its not a mistake its a masterpeice
"the more meat you have in your mouth the better" glitchy, 2023
Me when hearing this:AYO WHAT THE *squeek*
What in the name of hell I agree like wth 🤦🏻♀️
AYOOOOO CHILL
*immature grin slowly spreads across my face* 😂😂😂
@@happyagony.7644Wut?
Alternative title: weasel makes every Italian angry in a matter of seconds
Yes
Every Italian laugh* in a matter of seconds
/j
💀
Yes.
Yes
Alternative title: Glitchtrap makes anything but a pizza
Lmao
He's trying his best =
@MaquereAsston jus wanted to say i like you pf pic! dsaf? :)
i spelled like everything wrong srry lol
"Put pepperonis on something, I'll be happy"
**remembers the pickled ginger and bleu cheese stuffed olives**
"Let me rephrase-"
Huh?
You'd have to watch the video to know
I REMEMBER THAT LOL THAT WAS MY FAV MOMENTS OF THE CHANNEL
2:22
As someone who is half Italian, that hand is *PERFECT.*
The fact that glitchtrap was arguing with the ghost children 😂
Little Jeremy was trying to save both Glitchtrap and us from the disaster that was (not) following the pizza recipe.
Haha yes😂
@@JackAfton.it’s always him
The part where Glitchtrap was encouraging the dough to fall out of the bag, reminded me of that one scene in Jurassic Park where the Dinosaur was hatching out of the egg.
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alternative title: weasel instantly regrets everything he says n does for 35 minutes
35 minutes and 14 seconds
That's this entire channel, lol
@@lolatheidiot50000indeed it is
Improved title: Glitchtrap fails miserable at cooking...*like always*
Glitchtrap: “Alexa, Do you know what I’m doing?
Alexa: “You’re talking to me :)”
That got me 😂
Glitchtrap went British we he said "
Do you think I'm f#### stupid " anyone else heard that
@@rubisanchez4568 Shtooped*
XD same
@@xX4L3XX4ND3RXxstuepid*
Glitchtrap has some of the most out of pocket sentences in all of… where ever he lives
nightcove lives in arizona, i think...
so glitchtrap has the most out of pocket sentences in all of arizona!
@@swayinghaze83 yeah, NightCove has a P.O. box in Arizona, so that would make sense.
ohio
@@Salty_Beans101😨😨
@@dianareeves7661 Pretty sure she has said before that she lives in Arizona too, so
Glitch: "come on, come on!"
Dough: *THUD*
Glitch: "... perfect. :)"
SpongeBob meme confirmed
“The more meat you have in your mouth the better” nightcove/glitchtrap 2023
Honestly, the opening with the cat taking a pee is my favourite part of this.
lol ok
😆
Same😂😂
Yeah 👍🤣
I love how glitchtrap always looks like he's about to punch someone
The cat/cats just broke the remaining sanity in Glitchtrap
I enjoy how savage and sadistic Glitchtrap is to his viewers and in general.
Fred.... My guy... You are sadistic. And malicious. While everyone else was pretending, you took it so far. Then you kicked out the whiney child clown, made a hivemind and are now rocking under the pizzaplex!
What's life like as a bowl of danger spaghetti by the way?
You literally trapped a 14yo in your chest cavity, and offered her ways to die.....I don't think even Afton did something like *THAT-*
@@tommymarberry3272 He found different ways to kill six kids…
Cassidy: Spring-lock failure
Charlie Emily: Multiple stab wounds
Gabriel: Chocked to death
Susie: Force fed poison
Fritz: Axe to the back of head as he tried to run
Jeremy Fitzgerald: William Afton programmed Mangle to have Jeremy Fitzgerald get bitten by Mangle aka Funtime Foxy when he was a nightguard for fnaf 2
Tell me again how I’m the worse one out of me and William Afton, hmm? Oh wait, I just proved you wrong. Or maybe … suggestion … me and William Afton are a lot more like each other than the entire fnaf community originally thought … me included …
@@PolarioBear Okay fair point (Y'all both insane and sadistic as heck thou-)
@@tommymarberry3272 I know I’m insane, monstrous, and sadistic just like William Afton and there’s no buts, that’s just how it is.
Context on each death :)
Elizabeth Afton on her volition decided to come up to Circus Baby because she thought that that animatronic was meant for her and then excitedly grabs the ice cream handed out to her by Circus Baby and grabs it only to realize too late that it was a trap and she gets blended to death by getting clawed into Circus Baby and then made into a gory bloody mess inside of Circus Baby. She later possesses Circus Baby.
Cassidy was going into the storage room to see what was going on because she heard a strange noise from there, but then she gets shoved into the Fredbear Spring-Lock suit by William Afton which just so happens to make the spring-locks go off and she dies inside the suit and while this is happening the fredbear animatronic is performing on the stage and nobody realizes Cassidy is dead. Then presumably based on The Princess Quest Henry Emily himself has the same exact fate before his daughter dies and that’s why he couldn’t save her … because he was already dead by the time his daughter got stabbed.
The Crying Child gets shoved into the animatronic Fredbear’s mouth and he gets decapitated by his neck getting chomped off by the fredbear animatronic. Also for the reason why I said Fredbear animatronic and Fredbear spring-lock suit is because there were two Fredbear’s in the mini-games from fnaf 4.
Charlie Emily gets shoved outside of Fredbear’s Family Diner by the same three bullies that shoved the crying child into the animatronic Fredbear’s mouth (Except for Michael Afton for obvious reasons. (It’s because his prank went horribly wrong.)) and then Charlie Emily gets stabbed multiple times in the stomach, across her arms, her face, and her neck.
Susie gets lured into the backroom with Cake of Fredbear’s Family Diner and is force fed deadly poison which causes her to vomit and throw up and then die as she foams at the mouth
Fritz was lured into the back room with promises of getting to see Foxy, but then turns to run as fight or flight kicks in and then William Afton throws a axe at him killing Fritz as it pierces his skull
Gabriel comes into the backroom looking for his friends and then gets chocked to death by William Afton immediately after Gabriel tries to call for his parents from inside the backroom
Jeremy Fitzgerald didn’t recognize the hacked Mangle coming from the ceiling as he looks out for any animatronics that might be coming his way and he gets chomped by Mangle because he didn’t look at the one place he didn’t expect Mangle to come from … the ceiling. Also Jeremy Fitzgerald is the angsty teen in the group of children.
Michael Afton gets scooped by the mimic (The Mimic which is the one who was actually talking to Michael Afton throughout sister location and also the program (that’s a chip that had green lights and purple outlines) that Michael Afton retrieved from the Circus Baby animatronic which is also the same mimic that loves to pretend, mimics William Afton and the evil side of Charlie Emily respectively and says things like “Can you hear me?”, “I need your help”, “Let it out through you”, “I’m trapped”, and “If we looked like you, we could leave”.).
William Afton also gets spring-locked, but instead of a Fredbear spring-lock suit .. it is the Bonnie spring-lock suit and he dies a excruciating death and then comes back to life 30 years later.
That’s it, that’s all of them.
15:48 The FBI has officially put Nightcove on a watchlist thanks to Glitchtrap XD
NIGHTCOVE NOOOOOO THE GLITCH TOOK OVER AND NOW FBI WILL OPEN UP INTO THEIR HOUSE AND AHHHHHH!!!!
@@FlameTrapp😂😂😂😂😂
I low key want an episode of this series to eventually have Michael as a guest like how Henry was a couple times
Yess
Father-Son bake off when?
Honestly same
@@ladyvee2090 omg YES
@@ladyvee2090 YASSSSZ
I think I actually peed my pants watching you lift the raw pizza over to the Pan ..as the ears streeeetched out and the cheese fell off.. 😆 🤣
Hi Goat Mom, I just wanted to say that me and my family love watching the things you and your family put out there. Stay bright, cuz yr a star!
@@Connie-se7te thank you so much ❤️
The weasel arguing with alexa was my favorite
Saaaaame
I love how glitchtrap went to the British voice every now and then, lol
I think it's Transatlantic.
21:50
Sounds like the footsteps of running children just before the lights go out 😊
ITS TWISTED RABBIT PIZZA,A BIG LUMP OF PEPPERONIS,IT HAS THE OIL (IT HAS THE OIL),CANT IMAGINE A MORE BEAUTIFUL THING
Within the first 60 seconds, the mighty wabbit weasel abomination refuses to exist anymore. The weasel doesn't want to weasin anymore. It wants to weasout. The almighty weasy Acton is finally done.
I'm sorry. I thought of this comment on the way to the bathroom - I think it's glorious
LMFAO
It is, indeed, glorious. Pure poetry
This right here... is a true work of art, it would make even the best poets shudder at its superiority and power
The next Shakespeare right here, ladies, gents and the inbetweeners
The pizza that Glitchtrap made looks quite nice to me.
Also, this was nice and entertaining to watch. One of my favorite parts of the video is when Glitchtrap and Alexa was talking.
☆☆☆
"The more meat in your mouth the better"
- Glitchtrap 2023
*realizes* "Oh no.."
It's probably the soul of Cassdiy just chilling there she wants pizza 🍕
The topping? Weasel soul.😊
Nah, sht sherlock i don't even want Afton's pizza...
Mm my favorite😋
My Alexa went off when night cove said “Alexa do you know what I’m doing?” 😂
Glitchtrap straight up blaming the audience for not warning him about making the dough actually twisted 😭🤣
We should called this video “23 minutes of Glitchtrap Losing it” 😂
You should invite Henry over like the good old days :)
I bet the camera was just focusing on Cassidy watching from the corner
I bet this is the hell Cassidy made for glitchtrap
@@dark_angel_1373 that is. 😂or I hope so.
Yep thats hell right there
Oop it rhymed!
21:55 Glitchtraps type of pleasure. STABBING THINGS COVERED IN RED THAT HAVE THE SHAPE OF SOME CREATURE
The immense staring felt like he was trying to hypnotize us .
One day he will. Mark my words.
I love how glitchtrap just at the end walks off and says "I need a drink" Like tired adults that get off of a hard shift at work-
“The more meat in your mouth, the better.” - Glitchtrap, 2023.
5:53 i feel he knew exactly what he was saying and just tried to cover it up right after
"Alexa, if you don't 'watch me' then you clearly wouldn't know about the bodies I have hidden in my basement. Correct?"
Alexa: The authorities have been notified
"I don't know how I ever handled children" this explains so, so much
This entire intro I can just imagine how William would handle having to work from home.
I don't think I'll ever get tired of Glitchtrap, every video is fantastic and I'll take the left ear of the pizza
Glitchtrap: This is definetly not a circle
*circles do not exist flashbacks*
GT: you don’t know about the dead bodys in my basement right
Alexa: hmmm i don’t know about that
GT:*feeling smart*
Me:welp she does now
"I'm going to add a little bit more water so I can smooth out her luscious lumps" Also Glitchtrap-2023
I died laughing when he said that 🤣🤣🤣
@@Moony2-u5u I forgot I had written that ahaha, but same ^^
Love Glitchtrap's cooking episodes ✨
"Alexa, are you watching me?"
Yes, I am.
I love how the ghost is automatically named Jeremy 😭
1:00 “I don’t know how I ever handled human children”
Me: “You didn’t, you killed them…. All of them. So many of them…😅”
"why does this smell. LIKE FEET??
SQUEAK. SQUEAK.
.....AND WHO IS SQUEAKING?????"
killed me LOL
"Ladies, I swear to God, if you start settling the laws of the land right now-"
The video hasn't really started but I'm laughing already
The intro was a masterpiece- 😃✨
If it was midnight and I opened the fridge to that…I would probably eat it
5:54 "The more meat you have in your mouth the better"-Instant regret
Wanna run by me that again?
Willam tries desperately to work the dayshift
Is it just me, or does glitchrap have a new haircut almost every time we see him?
NightCove: 9:10
Me: gets flashbacks of reading “Pizza Kit” from Fazbear Frights
Pov: Micheal is recording laughing and his is to busy to notice.
As someone who's made tons of pizzas since I was little, I'm just laughing my ass off
glitch trap: focus on me and not whatever abomination ghost there is
ghost child: I just wanted to give you a hug :,(
*like 5 minutes later*
glitch trap: AHH FLOWER IN MY EYE
ghost child: REVENGEEEE
Honestly I'm hungry enough that the end result looks really good tbh
9:49
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
“She’s a bit warm but we’re not going to die” -Glitchtrap 2023
Alexa talking back to you...omfg I'm ded.
The lore scares me- but the videos are comforting honestly-
Why is this a mood already-
Alternative title: glitchtrap makes every Italian for 35 minutes and 14 seconds
Wow nightcoves glitchtrap cosplay has just gotten better! Love the video :)
Weasel: WhY dOeS tHiS sMeLl LiKe FeEt???
Weasel the next second: *agressive staring off camera*
My favorite part was the ghost the cam just seemed, and they just wanted to see what glitchtrap was doing.
I love how it took more than half the video just making the shape of the pizza. It's so funny 🤣
I missed cooking with glitchtrap tbh I’m glad it’s back
Glitchtrap being crazy is fantastic. I adore your cosplay Nightcove
15:28 YOU TRIGGERED MY ALEXA AND SHE SAID “You’re talking to me.”
Oh my gosh. At the part where she says Alxea, what am I doing, my Alexa turned on and said you're talking to me. It scared me like hell
The twisted pizza is the least of my concerns
" We're just gonna take this chunky cheek right here" THAT'S SUS AAA-
Ahh, the flesh and food comparisons continue. Ironically, I just rewatched the first pizza video yesterday!
"the more meat you have in your mouth the better" got me 💀💀
"I am a very twisted individual"
**not even 2 minutes layer proceeds to stab the pizza with a fork repeatedly**
"Alexa do you think I'm fucking stupid" You turned into the most British person ever with that line-
when glichtrap said Alexa, are you watching me, my Alexa went off playing somebody watching me. im scared
26:03 gave me flashbacks to:
"WE WENT TO THE STORE"
"YOU DIDNT SAY WE NEEDED ANY OF THAT"
The weasel is insulting the weasel while Alexa is blaring at glitch about drinking water...
And then the argument between them
16:19 oh good she has a knife named love how sweet
5:53 Is when the watcher starts dying laughing.
i am drawing mangle whilst watching this. love you NightCove!!!
9:31 Nightcove becomes an owl
8:56 the face of bewilderment and fright
wow surpising glitchtrap still knows how to make pizza after like 57 years
Honestly I'm just surprised it took this long for the spirits to finally get fed up and start sabotaging the camera
When Glitch said: 'Oh My Eye. Oh It got me In the Eye' I Remembered The Kimchi Attack that Happened In the Food Challenge
glitchrap:the more meat you have in your mouth the better!
glitchraps brain:i fucked up
Me: watching glitch shape a pizza dough with bare hands
Also me during the 1st minute of said pizza dough shaping: "this would be much easier with a rolling pin"
Poor Glitchy going through a mid-undeath crisis over pizza and cats because he insists on coming back and making videos for us. We love this deranged weasel British man.
And we love his suffering even more. XD
when glitch said "why does it feel like that" it immediately reminded me of "ohh look at the way it bubbles" 🤣
18:18-20:00 is just pure rage
Alternative title: Depressed weasel makes everything that isn't pizza
In his defence he was left unsupervised.
“The more meat you have in your mouth, the better.”
-Glitchtrap 1/11/2023