Glitchtrap reads you forbidden children's bedtime stories...

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  • @illusionblade231
    @illusionblade231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    *Glitchtrap slowly dying reading Children stories while hating and killing children*

  • @DreamingNightmares
    @DreamingNightmares 3 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    "What is spring?"
    Spring is either the type of locks that murdered a murder and also the first part of a yellow rabbit's name and that rabbit killed kids

    • @emsiyes
      @emsiyes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yes that's what spring is

    • @Sillywizardsoup
      @Sillywizardsoup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @emsiyes
      @emsiyes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Demi Barnett if they say "yea I know" then they are a literal legend

    • @toby42_
      @toby42_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@emsiyes yes✨

    • @emsiyes
      @emsiyes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @URVI SINGH wtf did I say wrong?

  • @justagirloof7570
    @justagirloof7570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    Vanny:**Try to kill Gregory in the mall all night**
    Glitchtrap:**read children's badtime stories at home**

    • @daydream984
      @daydream984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Welcome to the world of fnaf

    • @yeager-bomb500
      @yeager-bomb500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@daydream984 fnaf, where the characters are very pog, the pizzeria owners are questionable and the creator of the franchise doesn't even understand his own lore because he didn't think it'd be popular. Seems legit, right?

    • @mactonight2668
      @mactonight2668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@daydream984 is your father getting into trouble again?

    • @justagirloof7570
      @justagirloof7570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@goblindoctor9649 ohh sh*t I writed wrong XDDD.........hmm...I leave like this XD (I'm not english XD)

    • @ApollosRockstar
      @ApollosRockstar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      “Reads children’s *badtime* stories at home”

  • @haniakhaleel5092
    @haniakhaleel5092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    No one:
    not a single soul:
    Honey Rabbit: *"What is spring?"*

    • @asilly-being
      @asilly-being 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Glitchtrap:what is spingtrap

    • @bobuboi4643
      @bobuboi4643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *locks*

    • @charlotte8577
      @charlotte8577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      spring is spring in a spring on a spring trap and a glithtrap

    • @Akashathesilentassassin
      @Akashathesilentassassin ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@charlotte8577 *Poet*

    • @Cryst4l_cr0wn
      @Cryst4l_cr0wn ปีที่แล้ว

      Honey rabbit 10 years later: (old man voice) *WHAT IS SPRING*

  • @jeankirschteinliker6969
    @jeankirschteinliker6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    Book: "Spring is all around you. Go look at the meadow"
    *you see Glitchtrap standing in the meadow*

  • @LightFootSys
    @LightFootSys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    “This is a children’s book and your trying to tell them that rabbit- *EE* is a word??”
    That killed me- 😂

    • @GuavaMarshmellow
      @GuavaMarshmellow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The funny thing for me is that "Rabbity" was one of my toys names when I was younger-

    • @creme_art4248
      @creme_art4248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahahahhahana

    • @rainfall6805
      @rainfall6805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That’s how I used to name all my stuffed animals when I was younger 😂 I would just add a “y” and it would just make an EE sound

    • @IABSOLUTELYLOVEGIYUUUUU
      @IABSOLUTELYLOVEGIYUUUUU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Guava Marshmellow lol

    • @mayniaDay
      @mayniaDay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Little did you know rabbity is a word

  • @totallynotazurite
    @totallynotazurite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    “I would never go where a rabbit tells you to go”
    Me: Hm, sounds familiar.

    • @mynameisfroppy
      @mynameisfroppy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wish the undead children Springy-boi killed had read this story. They might have survived.

    • @theOnlyJaredine
      @theOnlyJaredine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mynameisfroppy *sips tea*

    • @laurawoolley4785
      @laurawoolley4785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mynameisfroppy yup
      (Sipping tea)

    • @nyxthedragon7534
      @nyxthedragon7534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The ending of close your eyes... Ō-Ō

  • @idk-fv2pd
    @idk-fv2pd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    Fun fact :
    Glitchtrap was trying to make the missing children sleep so he can kill them :)

    • @laurawoolley4785
      @laurawoolley4785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Annoyed

    • @lynn.830
      @lynn.830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Aw

    • @MXASTEROID
      @MXASTEROID 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      t r u e-

    • @punkewife
      @punkewife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh no Timmy-

    • @lynn.830
      @lynn.830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@punkewife LMAO
      Theres someone in my class named Timothy and now im just imagining Glitch Trap reading a bed time story to the Timothy dude while trying to hide a knife behind his back😭

  • @grcross4804
    @grcross4804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "Spring Is Here" how to give glitchtrap a hearth attack in only 2 seconds

  • @m1karules
    @m1karules 3 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    Alternative title: Glitchtrap trying to prove Henry that he can dad out him

  • @rainfall6805
    @rainfall6805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1856

    He’s reading children’s stories to put them to sleep and do exactly what Eleanor did to Sarah in to be beautiful. We know it GlitchTrap, *we know it...*

  • @Gh0stwriter1122
    @Gh0stwriter1122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    *after glitchtrap finishes reading the first book* glitchtrap: “thank GOD that was a f**king nightmare!” *Elisabeth just walks in* Elisabeth: “father why are you reading a child’s book if you hate children?”

    • @mistyslade1
      @mistyslade1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Correction"Daddy why are you reading I child's book if you hate children"

    • @anonymousfan6998
      @anonymousfan6998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I know right but its funny

    • @MadaraUchiha-qo2bq
      @MadaraUchiha-qo2bq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      XD William kids be like: .............traitor >:(

    • @totallyjorge6438
      @totallyjorge6438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @AimzGotBad_ _Draws noシ

    • @boopboop9034
      @boopboop9034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol

  • @neeveetv2907
    @neeveetv2907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    Glitchtrap’s inner dad has come out on this fine day where he reads us stories 😂

    • @daydream984
      @daydream984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Glitchdad

    • @neeveetv2907
      @neeveetv2907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@daydream984 yes

    • @neeveetv2907
      @neeveetv2907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@daydream984 the afton kids should start calling william glitchdad now 🤣

    • @coffee_cookie8066
      @coffee_cookie8066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@neeveetv2907 XD YAS

    • @Is_1t_casual_now
      @Is_1t_casual_now 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@neeveetv2907 glitchtdad :3

  • @gwendolynbregenzer2868
    @gwendolynbregenzer2868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    All I can imagine is William being forced to read crappy stories to the children’s souls by Fred bear and if he doesn’t February break his kneecaps

    • @thecutelittlerose1614
      @thecutelittlerose1614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm taking this and making it my head Canon now you can't stop me

    • @sapphiredream3293
      @sapphiredream3293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      February? 😂

    • @Dragon81205
      @Dragon81205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sapphiredream3293 it supposed to said Fredbear but it got auto corrected to February

    • @junjiecheng4431
      @junjiecheng4431 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Dragon81205Just edit it

  • @bowlofgoodsoup
    @bowlofgoodsoup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    Alternate title: Glitchy Weasel pays for his crimes by reading the most sinful childrens books that *absolutely should not exist*

    • @Kingofthegoths
      @Kingofthegoths 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      so true

    • @williamafton5004
      @williamafton5004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Cassidy is next to me and she is using a notepad please send help.

    • @xenthorne9246
      @xenthorne9246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@williamafton5004 Siri: Sending help. Police officers will arrive at your destination very soon.

    • @theweirdkid4308
      @theweirdkid4308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@xenthorne9246 Siri do be like that though

    • @MarinaAfton-k9p
      @MarinaAfton-k9p 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      lol🤣🤣🤣

  • @shaynameri
    @shaynameri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    “What’s the spring? Asked honey rabbit”
    “Spring is an animatronic rabbit who will kill you”
    END :)
    I’m still laughing

    • @laurawoolley4785
      @laurawoolley4785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Zelia Eastman I'm not sure but near the start

    • @Shanonigains
      @Shanonigains 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I could not find where that was said

    • @lynn.830
      @lynn.830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes.

    • @DarkShadic9632
      @DarkShadic9632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Zelia Eastman some say they are still looking to this day...

    • @jeremymeyer6517
      @jeremymeyer6517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I literally thought the same thing XDD

  • @Nyx1Raven
    @Nyx1Raven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    Alternative title: “Glitchtrap trying not to laugh or lose his sanity while he read children stories”

    • @Nyx1Raven
      @Nyx1Raven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @Sea_Studios I- Holy sh¡t you’re right! He doesn’t!

    • @willow.tree1192
      @willow.tree1192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Or murder the new children in the meadow

    • @shadowwolfy_gacha3189
      @shadowwolfy_gacha3189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is so true

    • @SunnyBoltz
      @SunnyBoltz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Sea_Studios you are correct, he didnt

    • @cheesecakelover8311
      @cheesecakelover8311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I lost it long ago your not alone babyyyyyy

  • @glacierthegrave
    @glacierthegrave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    Plot Twist: Honey Rabbit is actually Glitchtrap-

  • @nyxthedragon7534
    @nyxthedragon7534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Glitchtrap: *still a murderer*
    Also Glitchtrap: *decides to read children bedtime story's*
    Glitchtrap again: “as a fatherly figure it’s good for me to read children story’s”
    Me: oh this will end well

  • @flutter-heartsgaming412
    @flutter-heartsgaming412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    “What is spring”
    Normal people: spring is a season
    Fnaf fans: *S P R I N G L O C K S*

    • @laurawoolley4785
      @laurawoolley4785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Spring is springtrap to springlocks XD

    • @cheesecakelover8311
      @cheesecakelover8311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That’s what I say

    • @lavendersamsam6080
      @lavendersamsam6080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Me expecting to here two claps after that and THE FNAF SONG.

    • @mookiecookiesxd8596
      @mookiecookiesxd8596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      r you implying im not normal? spring = springlocks it couldn't passably mean anything else

    • @flutter-heartsgaming412
      @flutter-heartsgaming412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mookiecookiesxd8596 what’s spring bucks?

  • @Sammy72004
    @Sammy72004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I loved the part when Glitchtrap realized that in "To Rabbitstown" the person was turning into a rabbit

  • @chopswoody2817
    @chopswoody2817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Reading “everyone poops”:
    Me: *trying not to laugh at your suffering*

  • @FallingEchos
    @FallingEchos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Glichtrap speaking as "Honey Rabbit": what is spring?
    Glichtrap speaking for the dad: Spring is all around us!
    Me: if it's Winter.... It's still spring....-?
    It's snowing where I'm at rn

    • @emmalamberson2362
      @emmalamberson2362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      where I live it finally melted
      every last drop

    • @FallingEchos
      @FallingEchos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@emmalamberson2362 lucky.

    • @thelovablezuzu
      @thelovablezuzu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@emmalamberson2362 lucky.

    • @waynejones8299
      @waynejones8299 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its nlt cold rn but its windy.

    • @charlotte8577
      @charlotte8577 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i wanna go to your state :(((

  • @iris_the_wolf7536
    @iris_the_wolf7536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    5:17 I can just see glitchtrap reading stories to the spirits of the children and talking to himself getting annoyed with the book xd

  • @Angel0Food0Cake
    @Angel0Food0Cake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Yes, I'm sure Elizabeth felt so relaxed having these read to her by her father every night XD

  • @freakzoid__
    @freakzoid__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Gt: Rabbit cult..
    Vanny: Sounds familiar...

  • @denniewennieFR
    @denniewennieFR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    “THAT KID DOES NOT HAVE PANTS ON”
    I died and kept dying as it progressed

    • @toby42_
      @toby42_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same 🤣

    • @laurawoolley4785
      @laurawoolley4785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      R.I.P

    • @charlotte8577
      @charlotte8577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      0-0

    • @quelquun605
      @quelquun605 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I read this exactly when Glitchtrap said it

    • @leafeon_quinn1383
      @leafeon_quinn1383 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Welcome to being an Afton (or the victim of an Afton). We're glad to have you

  • @IRONA1968
    @IRONA1968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "yellow duck yellow duck what do you see"
    "I SeE a dEath bOdy"

    • @goobergoose
      @goobergoose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "LoOkINg aT mE"

    • @IRONA1968
      @IRONA1968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@goobergoose ooohhh no👀👀

  • @kymnass4090
    @kymnass4090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    Glitchtrap: *"That was a f*cking nightmare"*
    Me: *I'm sorry are you being attacked by large teethed animatronics in your bedroom*
    *hMm*

    • @Iiiiugvbj
      @Iiiiugvbj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      C.C was and also isn't fnaf williams hell so wouldn't that mean he did but in c.c's room???

    • @quietbrainsj
      @quietbrainsj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      **Visible confusion**

    • @weirdst_
      @weirdst_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Iiiiugvbj ..... are you saying that C.C's nightmares are in FNAF UCN, so that can mean that William's hell is C.C's room?

    • @Iiiiugvbj
      @Iiiiugvbj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@weirdst_ Uh not really i'm saying that ALL of fnaf is his hell......including fnaf 3

    • @nitayasortwell1311
      @nitayasortwell1311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No but I saw glitchtrap and slenderman

  • @anniyabanks8530
    @anniyabanks8530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    *me being calm for once and childish like always laying on the couch with a warm blanket and a stuffed animal like a child-*

  • @chimenanydrawsstuff7107
    @chimenanydrawsstuff7107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +878

    Imagine finding a weasel in your couch when you are trying to sleep (it’s a joke but it was a good video keep going)

  • @boyfriend8614
    @boyfriend8614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I was bored af and then- Glitchtrap reads bedtime stories. Gonna fall asleep peacefully tonight. :)

  • @a_purple_iris738
    @a_purple_iris738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Why do I feel like this is what the Afton kids had to deal with when they were alive

    • @cryingchild522
      @cryingchild522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Now I feel bad for them

    • @eimee_
      @eimee_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cryingchild522 same

    • @eimee_
      @eimee_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cryingchild522 and hi twin

    • @cryingchild522
      @cryingchild522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@eimee_ hi

    • @Hachiisu_
      @Hachiisu_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      glitchtrap: reading a chidrens book
      michael: father wtf-

  • @chrisafton7933
    @chrisafton7933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "this is reminding me of parenthood"
    Chris, Mike and Liz: OH DADDD!!!!!!

  • @nico_neeks3295
    @nico_neeks3295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Glitch trap: "Oh god, they're looking at me!"
    My first thought: "Kill them."

  • @DreamingNightmares
    @DreamingNightmares 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Is this supposed to make sense to a child?!"
    That's what I think when I hear someone talk about teletubbies...
    WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO GET A BUNCH IF KIDS AND BUILD TV SCREENS INTO THEIR STOMACHS AS THEY ARE STALKED BY A SUN WITH A FACE?!

  • @cardboard758
    @cardboard758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    If this isnt how he got the missing children to trust him,I'll cry

    • @AnnahirTheMenace
      @AnnahirTheMenace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmfaooo

    • @User_Here414
      @User_Here414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well it's not so deal with it are you crying now

    • @cardboard758
      @cardboard758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@User_Here414r/wooooosh

    • @User_Here414
      @User_Here414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cardboard758 you're not even using it right I got the joke so what you're said doesn't even make sense

    • @actuallymichealafton8372
      @actuallymichealafton8372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Loll

  • @JohnDoeLover
    @JohnDoeLover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Yellow rabbit?
    Spring?
    “Daddy”?
    Hmmmm no wonder he hates it

  • @sorenoftheseas
    @sorenoftheseas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Glitchtrap: *Says that a blue horse isn’t normal.*
    Me: And a white and pink fox and a white and purple bear isn’t normal either.

    • @gabedabbs6874
      @gabedabbs6874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      White foxes and white bears exsit

    • @sorenoftheseas
      @sorenoftheseas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gabedabbs6874 ik but they don't have pink or purple

    • @MissThavel_LanguageTeacher10
      @MissThavel_LanguageTeacher10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sorenoftheseas exist in the FNAF world but what if I tell you that someone accidentally died a polar bear purple with non-chemical or what I think we're not chemical things

    • @sorenoftheseas
      @sorenoftheseas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MissThavel_LanguageTeacher10 ok but that would be cool to see. Also I just meant like, from the animals birth :P I wanna see that bear now

  • @claytonleprette4283
    @claytonleprette4283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I love watching glitchtrap slowly losing his sanity while reading:"I grew ears, I heard butterflys fly,I heard the movement of worms in the soil, I heard clouds coming."
    10:07

  • @wherethehoundsgo
    @wherethehoundsgo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Hunny bunny:”What is spring?” Glitchtrap who is reading the book:You noisy ass b-

  • @patchworkspartypersonality1741
    @patchworkspartypersonality1741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    Me: the goddess has posted
    Also me: messed up children stories sounds like my kind of video
    Btw love your vids hope your doing well

  • @CherriTheGachaTuber
    @CherriTheGachaTuber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Me: *hears jazz music*
    Also Me: *this is not the glitchtrap I know*

  • @Gregory.Edgeworth
    @Gregory.Edgeworth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Glitchtrap: as a fatherly figure this is one of my favorite things to do
    Michael, the crying child and Elizabeth: b---h you didnt read me anything

    • @l0ve.3mma
      @l0ve.3mma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes! Someone knowsssss!

  • @gamingwithellie8195
    @gamingwithellie8195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Image his dead family watching and his kids say "STOP RUINING MY FAVORITE STORY'S" and clara is just like "what happened to my husband"

    • @iokiol7792
      @iokiol7792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes exactly wut happend

    • @williamafton9419
      @williamafton9419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't need to imagine that

  • @gaysem6002
    @gaysem6002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    You: 'telling story'
    Me: wait a minute! Let me make myself ready

  • @DreamingNightmares
    @DreamingNightmares 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "You can do whatever you want!"
    If I ever see a rabbit who speaks in rhymes and poetry I would follow it!
    Who won't want a talking pet rabbit?!

    • @lavendersamsam6080
      @lavendersamsam6080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think its becuase Vany is anoying enough to Glitchtrap, he dosen't want another one.

  • @ResearchPkwy
    @ResearchPkwy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Nobody:
    My mind:
    Honey Rabbit = *glitchtrap*
    And...
    Spring is..
    = *s p r i n g t r a p*
    I’m dying of laughter bc I can’t unsee it xD

  • @CattleTheCat
    @CattleTheCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “Spring is when the air is warm”
    *2021 Spring in Philadelphia exists*

  • @alviynemeac9876
    @alviynemeac9876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Glitchtrap casually reads children stories in Vanny’s room. Sounds normal 🙃

  • @maddyreference
    @maddyreference 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I was watching this during an online school meeting. I was laughing loudly and my mic was off mute and my teacher asked what I was laughing at. I said bunnys being stupid. She actually fell for it. So I muted my mic and continued to die of laughter.
    *Thanks for the amazingly hilarious video.*

  • @thefandomguyproductions568
    @thefandomguyproductions568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Fun fact: the original version of alice in wonderland was about her getting high, seeing all this adventures while high, and her getting her head chopped off was her overdosing

    • @glacierthegrave
      @glacierthegrave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I want to read it rn-

    • @-sweetdreams-8045
      @-sweetdreams-8045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ngl that sounds better

    • @thefandomguyproductions568
      @thefandomguyproductions568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@-sweetdreams-8045 she even smokes with the catipiler in the disney version

    • @-sweetdreams-8045
      @-sweetdreams-8045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thefandomguyproductions568 ...

    • @thefandomguyproductions568
      @thefandomguyproductions568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@-sweetdreams-8045 I find it interesting that disney only changed the beginning to where she was with her mother and not her sister and the ending to where she lives

  • @kristalsounier9535
    @kristalsounier9535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    Weasel: *Honey rabbit*
    *Did they call you that in high school as well?*

  • @randomcat2968
    @randomcat2968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Alternate title : glitchtrap reads f$#@ up story’s more f$#@ up then his sense of humor

  • @theoddeye1413
    @theoddeye1413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    15:37 hence why the rule *“don’t poop on the floor”* was added to the list of rules

  • @CatariaKittenYT
    @CatariaKittenYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    The killer weasel
    WHO HATES CHILDREN-
    Reads children stories.
    Kinda ironic huh-

    • @alastair1679
      @alastair1679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That's the point 😂😂

    • @CatariaKittenYT
      @CatariaKittenYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@alastair1679
      I kinda thought so-

    • @azarmidokhtnassiri6859
      @azarmidokhtnassiri6859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      nah nah nah, i bet Elizabeth and Chris are sitting in the background listening to the rabbit stories that Glitchtrap (probably) stole from the library- ahem i mean borrowed, yea borrowed from the library because he loves rabbits... Especially rabbits that make children follow them to their doom :)

    • @CatariaKittenYT
      @CatariaKittenYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@azarmidokhtnassiri6859
      YAS-
      They be like-
      “ Dang daddy might be sane! He is gonna read us a story!”
      (Reads a very messed up story about pooping)
      “ NOPE-“

    • @purplegirl3858
      @purplegirl3858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@azarmidokhtnassiri6859 Micheal would probably regret everything

  • @KissingIdiaShroud
    @KissingIdiaShroud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    “As father figure” dAd???? DiD yOu GeT tHe MiLk FiNaLlY???

    • @-castus-
      @-castus- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I mean he always comes back so yes he's a responsible father :D

    • @daydream984
      @daydream984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Instead of finally getting the milk he comes back with dead children and animatronics with children inside

    • @AlexGoore_fl
      @AlexGoore_fl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@daydream984 tbh that concerning, but he is your dad-so nvm

  • @karmen_omfg9126
    @karmen_omfg9126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Yes the weasle is reading kids in storytime trying to make the kids trust him so he can kill them.. Ah yes
    CLASSIC😂😂

    • @daydream984
      @daydream984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The classic way of commiting mureer

    • @zandiker
      @zandiker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh god OH GOD

    • @apurpletoast
      @apurpletoast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh nice

    • @karmen_omfg9126
      @karmen_omfg9126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zandiker
      LOL 😄

  • @amandabero
    @amandabero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    GlitchTrap: reads the first book
    me: already dying

  • @MenaceInc.
    @MenaceInc. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Who would read their child this?!?" (Referring to the Everyone Poops book)
    Me: My Dad when I was 7-8 TuT

  • @DreamingNightmares
    @DreamingNightmares 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The next poll of ideas should include Glitchtrap telling us some dark and twisted nursery rhymes

  • @almondeextract514
    @almondeextract514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    "SPRING IS HERE"
    Everybody: *silences for springtrap*

  • @fishsti_cks
    @fishsti_cks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I have “ brown bear brown bear” and I’m pretty sure the ending is “Children, Children, What do you see?”**Turn page** “We see a brown bear, a red bird, a yellow duck, a blue horse, a green frog, a purple cat, a white dog, a black sheep, a goldfish, and a teacher looking at us. that’s what we see.”
    I literally went over to my book shelf just to find the book

    • @messi_kid4693
      @messi_kid4693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I kinda wanted it to end like: "cHiLdReN cHiLdReN wHaT dO yOu SeE?"
      "I see a big yellow bunny waving at me."

    • @fishsti_cks
      @fishsti_cks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@messi_kid4693 Someone needs to rewrite the story and put that as the ending

    • @clarabowfanboy
      @clarabowfanboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fishsti_cks yeah

  • @JewelLapooleeeeee
    @JewelLapooleeeeee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    16:00
    Glitchtrap: "Are you relaxed? Have you fallen asleep yet?"
    Me: "No but I've been laughing my f***ing @$$ off-"

  • @Cinder_withers
    @Cinder_withers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Alternative title: glitch trap stops holding a knife for 24 minutes and 4 seconds. 😂

  • @era_the_gamerffl1510
    @era_the_gamerffl1510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I couldn’t stop laughing when he was reading “everyone poops”
    Just, “are you all calm now-“
    “OH GO-“

    • @charlottebanks9177
      @charlottebanks9177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I haven't got that far how laughable is it on a scale of 1-100

    • @glitchfoxy
      @glitchfoxy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too

    • @Akuma4578
      @Akuma4578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me neither it was just too funny 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Akashathesilentassassin
      @Akashathesilentassassin 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@charlottebanks9177 It breaks the scale-

    • @junjiecheng4431
      @junjiecheng4431 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@charlottebanks91771000000000000

  • @Laurasnewnightmare
    @Laurasnewnightmare 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I feel like this is what glitchtrap does after he starts to kill his victim like he stabs them then starts reading so by the end they want death

    • @-Grey-
      @-Grey- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *always

    • @Sillywizardsoup
      @Sillywizardsoup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me:*finished watching the video*
      My brain: hello everyone! Today I will show you how to make someone to suicide :3, 1. Get the person you hate , 2. tie him to chair , 3. Find some children books in your house , 4(finaly). Read the stories to the person and he will kill himself :3 (DON'T TRY IT AT HOME , IT WAS JUST A JOKE THAT'S NOT FUNNY)))

    • @Laurasnewnightmare
      @Laurasnewnightmare 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Sillywizardsoup the jokes that aren't funny are the best jokes lol

  • @aikomatoriona
    @aikomatoriona 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This Glitchtrap is like a cat. He says insults does rude things, but people love him.

  • @theoddeye1413
    @theoddeye1413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    19:30 I read this book multiple times as a kid and I just realized how creepy it is

  • @alicebthegachaweirdo8378
    @alicebthegachaweirdo8378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    When Glitchtrap started reading the poop book I unintentionally said “Yeah no Sh!t”

  • @channelname2763
    @channelname2763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I'm watching this before bed. *thank you papa* Also I thought when he said the pleasant sound. I thought he was gonna say children dying

    • @Ang3e3e111
      @Ang3e3e111 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfao

    • @winning5366
      @winning5366 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are dying

    • @channelname2763
      @channelname2763 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@winning5366 shat idk how I forgot how to spell that. Ty

  • @xXLunarMoonXx
    @xXLunarMoonXx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Ah yes perfect timing i was about to sleep, and this was i need.
    Im ready to sleep now

  • @JacksTrashHeap
    @JacksTrashHeap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    "Don't follow a rabbit because they'll turn you into one and you'll get assimilated into their cult."
    Didn't you do that to Vanny-

    • @Estranged_
      @Estranged_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Thats what i thought the entire time I witnessed this lmao

    • @vannythebunny9334
      @vannythebunny9334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      O_O N-no

    • @Dani-mn7cy
      @Dani-mn7cy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I-wow

    • @Yourmom-tm5ht
      @Yourmom-tm5ht 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      𝐹𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑠

    • @bunny-tv8ez
      @bunny-tv8ez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Y e s

  • @lyssassnippets
    @lyssassnippets 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I did not expect to love this as much as I do, I'm only about 8 minutes in and my face hurts from grinning-

  • @SCP--pr1yd
    @SCP--pr1yd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “Said father rabbit”
    Captions: *step on the rabbit*

  • @asimp9305
    @asimp9305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    When glitch trap reads Alice Wonderland: “ white Rabbit pink eyes”.
    Me :VANNY!!!

    • @bunnyfun896
      @bunnyfun896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Vanny doesn't have pink eyes?

    • @gachafire1327
      @gachafire1327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bunnyfun896 but red eyes so nearly the same

    • @tnballoonguy
      @tnballoonguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes i agree

    • @JazzyJackle
      @JazzyJackle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She has reddish eyes

    • @StaryHobbyKHTT
      @StaryHobbyKHTT 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gachafire1327 yes pink and red are close so I agree with you.

  • @Exo_xoxo
    @Exo_xoxo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    AS SOON AS I SIT DOWN TO EAT “GLITCHTRAP” STARTS READING EVERYONE POOPS
    “Close your eyes and trust in me I promise that you won’t feel a thing” - Glitchtrap 2021

  • @yourlocalidiot183
    @yourlocalidiot183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Imagine a weasel reading story’s to you-
    Edit:BRO THIS WAS UP FOR 1 HOUR AND GOT 44 LIKES??

  • @GailAngelx
    @GailAngelx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:19
    Ah yes Spring
    He lures children with a suit and gently caresses a knife on their skin as the blood that drips turns into le pizza sauce
    A chefs kiss
    *Mwah*

  • @Gabirucha2030
    @Gabirucha2030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Listen u don’t need to make me relaxed u just need to make me burst into tears cause how hilarious it is

  • @addl2812
    @addl2812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Bunny’s in spring: I ALLWAYS COME BACK William afton line: I ALLWAYS COME BACK 👌✌️

    • @winning5366
      @winning5366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      always

    • @addl2812
      @addl2812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@winning5366 yeh he’s like to everyone: I AM DEAD MOTHER F*CKERS * some one stabs him* 1 second later I ALLWAYS COME BACK!!!!

    • @Highly_interesing
      @Highly_interesing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeeee

    • @TheSubwayTrainLeft
      @TheSubwayTrainLeft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol I just imagined the "I'm just like you" meme for that

    • @addl2812
      @addl2812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheSubwayTrainLeftXD

  • @winter_wolfgamer9683
    @winter_wolfgamer9683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    GlitchTrap: *Picks up next book*
    Also GlitchTrap: *Reads Title*
    Title: Everyone Poops
    GlitchTrap: F*** this S*** I'm out

  • @graysonschoenfeld3925
    @graysonschoenfeld3925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I never thought I would find someone with as much of a twisted sense of humor as I did but here we are

  • @Hi_IM_IN_Purple
    @Hi_IM_IN_Purple 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    3 years ago, i remember that day perfectly, it was one if my worst days ever, I was crying my heart out when a notification came, it was your video, I told myself that nothing can be possibly worse than it already was, Im still surprised by how loudly I was laughing thay day, but those reactions, they were priceless, I even felt a bit sleepy after the video too.

  • @lydiasoares88
    @lydiasoares88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "This book is called-" *starts laughing* "Sorry, sorry." Is my favorite part

  • @Fly_on_the_wall..
    @Fly_on_the_wall.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    12:14
    GT: to join there rabbit cult (family)
    My brain: says the rabbit cult himself (starts laughing)

  • @almondeextract514
    @almondeextract514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    A sad fact, alice in wonderland is based off drugs, and the whole story is her hallucinating while on drugs, and the caterpillar? Oh yeah. He's a living drug

    • @POLPOLPOLPOLPOL
      @POLPOLPOLPOLPOL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      WTFFFFFFFFFFF-

    • @Menttta1386
      @Menttta1386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The actual fu-

    • @crazyasavocados9158
      @crazyasavocados9158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The caterpillar was literally vaping in the animated version

    • @cheesecakelover8311
      @cheesecakelover8311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      THATS WHAT I TOLD MY CLASSMATES also the caterpillar smokes Hookah just in case you wanted to know

    • @nightdog4183
      @nightdog4183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wait, is this official ?

  • @emsiyes
    @emsiyes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "It got so much darker than I could even make it out of my own jokes!"
    *amazing*

  • @littleaftns4200
    @littleaftns4200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When GT is done with a book: *yeets*
    Book: *DEAD*

  • @EvrenTheDragon
    @EvrenTheDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I just had a mental breakdown and I decided to come here because your videos honestly comfort me and I can actually fall asleep well, I haven’t cried this much since I was 7 I started to mask emotions and it finally just all came out and I don’t know what to do I’ve always been terrible at dealing with and expressing emotions I couldn’t stop hyperventilating and it feels bad I don’t know how to convey emotions I don’t know what to do, my mom is mad at me, I hate disappointing people it makes me scared and I wanna hide in my room which is my safe space and watch TH-cam. Sorry for ranting I’m just sad and confused because I haven’t felt this way since I was a little kid it feels weird and scary.

    • @IATEALLTHECHEESE
      @IATEALLTHECHEESE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Uh dude me too! I'm autistic, have anxiety, and struggle to sleep. Nightcove's voice is super relaxing so I genuinely love this.
      Hope ur feeling okay then ❤❤

  • @spicybiscuit5530
    @spicybiscuit5530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    2:08 "Spring is here"
    Glitchtrap: *Vivid flashbacks*

  • @foxlovergacha3031
    @foxlovergacha3031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Glitch: as a farther-
    Me: yeah to three dead kids!
    Sister: spits out fruit tea....

  • @superavatar9115
    @superavatar9115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    OMFG FINALLY I HAVE BEEN PUTTING THIS ON EVERY POLL AND I AM SO HAPPY
    jeez i need to chill

  • @undeadvoices7755
    @undeadvoices7755 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Maybe this rabbit is just a little dense."- Glitchtrap about Vanny

  • @fnaffan_1016
    @fnaffan_1016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love this so much, Every video that you make when it comes to cosplay I can’t stop laughing

  • @eli1593
    @eli1593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    reading *kids* books with *kid* killer
    *what a pleasant combination*

  • @Raccoon_q
    @Raccoon_q 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Weasel-“Let my voice carry you away” me-into the basement -0-

  • @Idontknowwhattoput12
    @Idontknowwhattoput12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Everyone: watching for fun.
    Me: actually trying to fall asleep

  • @PeaceSignHolder366
    @PeaceSignHolder366 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "And Sliced...not the babies...Pine Branches!" - Suffering weasel 2021

  • @xx_nightpelt_xx4404
    @xx_nightpelt_xx4404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “Spring is here”
    *We all know what that means* 😏