Simon saying he's a man with "basically zero talents" is blatantly false. Simon. You might not be the writer or the video editor or one of the other myriad of folks you employ, but your channels support them. That doesn't happen without your talent and endless capacity for reading scripts...with... moderately correct pronunciation....
@Crioten Some of the finest stand-up shenanigans in comedy today. The crowd work/audience participation is top notch. You can read all about it in chapter 9 of my book, "We've Got Issues," entitled How Many Edibles Have You Had Tonight, Sergio? We'll be right back . . .
I really miss watching Simon wandering around the room with his script on printer paper... The sound of him constantly slapping it, is burnt into my brain.
Tbh, BB was my fave channel and go-to for a good time. It's still in my top 10 but there's no rush to see the new vids like in the Business days. Haven't even watched the live eps yet because I don't want further disappointment questing for the good ol' days.
Soph was 14, she eventually grew up and made another channel at least partially to apologise for being so cringy. Putting kids in jail for being cringe incarnate would be really really expensive and almost certainly really counterproductive.
@@EveryFairyDies it's an exceptionally brilliant bit of technical editing. Just the right length to screw with the flow, pulling you fully back to the video, but not long enough to actually break the flow.
Legendary editor for including the clauses for the drinking game. I don't remember how the video ended, or why I'm naked on the floor, but I did complete the game.
Annnnndddd Lorelai back with another impressive edit... The tangent timer is like her calling card and needs to stay. Absolutely love this channel it's becoming my spirit animal. Absolute Legends....🤠❤🔥
I used to watch one of them who did the "haunted" videos. He had great editing and it was fun, except for all the little kids on his channel who were adamant that it was real and not cool editing techniques.
@@NormalGuyBrandonI got excited about the title and saw the 3:45 timer and said hell no. First video I've passed on for being too lengthy. Also said Simon may get sued. "Allegedly" is not a bulletproof term.
Simon being so damn done with the end of this video is such a god damn mood. It really doesnt matter if youre left or right, im sure pretty much everyone can agree that kid was fried. Holy cheesenips.
Unfortunately it does matter. Look at the likes of Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Greene being edgy full-grown U.S congresswomen, throwing fits over not being allowed to bring their guns into Congress. The far-right looks at someone like that and sees a promising career in gun-ownership advocacy.
@@Vaeldarg there are loud voices in every group of people, and one thing ive learned is that the loud voices tend to be the minority, even if they do have power. So no, i stand entirely with my original statement.
@@DaMoniable That "tend to" is doing a lot of heavy lifting. It doesn't matter if they're the minority if the majority is too scared of getting sent death threats to do anything.
There's a former Amish guy named Eli Yoder that's been going through all kinds of hell recently from TH-cam staff over his channel. Claims he's been using others materials when it's HIMSELF..
I love siom'ns adorably naieve sense of honesty where he assumes that 3AM videos are ACTUALLY filmed at 3AM, and not at like, 8PM with the curtains closed
Where tf are the last girl's parents in all this??! How do you not keep track of what your feral child does on the internet? Oh, wait. There's a reason the kid is feral.
They're not allowed to spank her,definitely, and couldn't afford a work schedule that meant at least one of them was with her when she wasn't in scholl, probably.
Well, I think I've seen some video where she is arguing with her mother because mother wanted her to review toys but she did not. Both were using swear words, mother calling daughter a b*tch and so on, daughter taking a big knife slicing up plushies... don't know if that was really her mother, but if so it seems they are keeping track of what she's been doing on the internet.
@@gordonbrinkmann Ah, so fully endorsing it. Lovely. I hope this ends in legal trouble for them (since their dependent child is making serious threats online) and the kid being placed in a more constructive environment.
I just watched The Bill Cosby casual criminals. The video will definitely kill you. It's 3 hours long, and he says the word allegedly something like 430 times. David put out a mammoth of a script nearly every other sentence ends in allegedly
Should have been on the Cosby video over on the Casual Criminalist, wow that would've been intense. The bottles of whiskey probably would've been in the double digits.
It's mostly just Blaze, Cas.Crim, and Decoding that need the timers. Though I would love to see a "Tangent week" where the writers compete on who can get the longest tangent counter
When dealing with the police and you decide to pull the do you know who I am bit. When they answered no. Say "Good!" Turn around and run as fast as you can cackling
LORELEI you're the BEST! The edit at 15:36 took me out and the drinking game for "allegedly, in my opinion and ding dong" is genius if not a little deadly. 😂❤
Re: Simon's uncomfortable feelings toward Jaystation is lovingly known as Fremdschamen. The feeling you get when you feel embarrassed on someone else's behalf. When the other person should be embarrassed, but isn't.
Intense feelings of Fremdschamen was why I couldn't watch the British version of The Office. I always thought of it as vicarious shame, but Fremdschamen sounds better.
The laugh I got at the 1:55 mark that Simon is pleading it's a joke that he is exploiting children and it cuts to an ad break is unmatched. Just perfection 😂
As a point to note, any calls from an organisation putting their calls through a switching system will come through as an unknown number. This might include, for example, the police to tell you your relative has been in a serious accident, or the hospital trying to tell you your relative would like to see you one more time before they die! It can cause hospitals quite an issue.
Absolutely brilliant editing!! 😂👏 The older I get the more I appreciate imaginative, excellent timing, witty, commentary edits in entertainment, and Lorelei is top notch!
Talking about TH-cam's messed up standards reminded me of Anne Reardon ("How to Cook That") a year or so ago. She wasn’t permanently banned, so not quite the topic of this video, but ut was so stupid that videos promoting wood fracturing were allowed to stay on TH-cam while her video exposing it as dangerous and talking about people who were killed by the practice was taken down for supposedly promoting dangerous practices. It was reinstated upon appeal, but still.
Bro, Bluey is more profound than some people think. Have you seen the universe one? Bingo has trouble sleeping and dreams shes flying around the universe and her mum is the sun that represents warth... It goes way deeper but it really is an incredible metaphor for growing up and being more self dependent but knowing your parents are always there. Absolutely mind blowing episode.
I still answer the phone when an unknown call happens. I'm very good at either pretending to be an automated system, or pretending to be a senile old lady and let ADHD take the wheel and keep the scammer verbally hostage. The longest time I kept someone on the phone while speaking absolute nonsense was 47 minutes. Then, since my throat started to hurt making that scratch voice, I switched to my automated voice mid sentence. "Your call could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up, or press pound for more options." The swearing and slamming and crashing that I heard was brilliant. (It was an obvious scam caller about an internet service that doesn't even exist in my country)
I am from the US. I grew up watching a Saturday (?) program, called the Wide World of Sports. Your " tangent timer" gives me so much satisfaction:) Yeah, am OLD:) Love Fact Boi and all of his many team members, both authors and those editors. You are the Steve Jobs of the internet age, in my mind. Diversify, diversify and then make your "content" perfect. I am so happy for you and your family, Mr. Whistler. And of COURSE, the not even remotely "invisible" team!
Having to translate the kids graphic language shouldn't count as tangent after the writer said "simon won't be able to read alot of this section I want to see his reaction"
Dear Lorelei the Metal Goddess, Queen of Metal Memes, Thank you for your blessings of awesome memes you have bestowed unto us this day. I am, as always, eternally grateful. I also hope that I did not upset Your Metal Magnificence with my last prayer, or that it was insufficient. I will do better. Your loyal follower and lover of your metal memes
Dear DarkerMatter, Your observance of my brilliance continues apace, and I am, as always, grateful in return. I hope your pupper continues well. Your Gracious Metal Goddess and Queen of Metal Memes, Lorelei ❤🤘
Lorelei living on the edge editing at 3am. Nary a care of the shadow man, hat man, slender man, sonichu, Sirenhead, just out of view, and is that a Gamer Supps waifu cup? Also, Simon, love the glasses frames.
The tangent timer :D Should be on every single one of his channels, just for the heck of it. I am consistently amazed by the amount of amusing, entertaining nonsense this man can spew, all across his gazillion channels that post so regularly. Such fun!
7:51 Here in the USA, you can not sue the government (congress, the senate or the White House) for copyright infringement. But you can sue individual branches. So say the Navy uses a clip you filmed of a Navy ship going under The Golden Gate Bridge, without your permission or license, you can sue for damages. But if a senator uses something you made in chamber as part of a speech/debate, you can not sue them. Then say a senator uses you IP for a political ad, you can sue them.
So, if a senator uses your work to illustrate a point as part of his job, you can't legally sue the government or that senator. If that senator uses your work for his campaign or to promote his political party, you can sue the senator themselves. I am not sure how one could sue a political party as a whole. Though political parties aren't actually the government, so I guess that is moot.
@Zebulization you just explained it yourself.... you aren't trying to sue the entire political party, just the one person in it that infringed on your IP.
That last entry, it just shows how depraved humanity can be when someone is basically grooming a young mind to be that way and ruining the rest of her life for his or her own gain, psychopaths are everywhere...
@@trevorjoneill707 Damned if I know, I'm in the UK, we have our own problems right now caused by the soon to be evicted government, though given some US states allegedly still allow child marriage, it wouldn't surprise me...
I’ve been Blazing it from the beginning and now I don’t even need to look at the screen to know exactly what meme is being played or what Simon’s facial expression is _and I love it!_
The idea that Soph's parents weren't conservative because they lived in California is pretty naive. It's a huge state with extreme differences between areas. I lived in CA, and I came across way more hardcore right-wingers there than I have while living in a more conventionally conservative state like North Carolina. I think the fact that the state is so liberal makes the people who are conservative who live there swing way more to the right than they would otherwise.
I don't even have kids and I watch Bluey, its just a funny sweet hearted show and I dig it a lot. I only started watching because Bandit won Australian dad of the year and I wondered how a cartoon dog could be dad of the year. Six episodes later I was like "Yeah, that was a fair call". Now I watch new eps as the come out just to see what the doggos are up to.
I was in another window not watching and started humming the song and noticed it wasn't playing, come back and I see "wait for it" and it starts. PERFECT!
In regards to kids entertainment I would recommend "Grizzly and the Lemmings". Funnest shit since road runner or foghorn leghorn. Way better than all the other mindless drivel.
Grizzy and the Lemmings is so funny. Watched it whilst babysitting and I think I enjoyed it more than the kids 😂😂 like you say it’s such a throwback to Roadrunner and Coyote
Simon, I feel your pain over those 3 AM Challenge videos. Also, I sympathize with your editor for doing the editing at 3 AM. I hate mornings as well, though not that badly.
As someone who works at burger king and had to argue with people in drive thru after we closed I couldn't agree more with the don't go to burger king at 3am challenge.
This reminds me. Your airplane crash dreams sound kind of like anxiety of this gig which your life is financed by suddenly falling apart for reasons you have no control over
19:54 Simon & editors, we all love the Tangent-timer and Learning-Stuff-with-Factboi-memes, but this one genuinely ruined me. I am a medical doctor and love to relax to your videos, but everytime I have to *seriously* discuss a mesothelioma diagnosis with a patient, this bloody song plays in my mind. I hope you're pleased with yourselves :')
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Too bad it's it times TH-cam account has been hacked because Simon could guest star 3 times over lol
Where did Simon get his jacket?
Simon saying he's a man with "basically zero talents" is blatantly false. Simon. You might not be the writer or the video editor or one of the other myriad of folks you employ, but your channels support them. That doesn't happen without your talent and endless capacity for reading scripts...with... moderately correct pronunciation....
😊😊😊@@michaelmayhem350
I don't believe Simon is exploiting children, but that poor blind writer in his basement is another story.
At least he trapped another one in there so Dave can have a friend to hang out with. Or eat.
Haven't heard from Danny in a while.
@1st2nd2 he tried to escape and no longer has fingers
Danny is just a skeleton in the basement
Danny just forces Dave to write his scripts, and steals the slop Simon pays them.
For anyone unaware, Dr. Phil famously copyright claims EVERYTHING on TH-cam that uses clips of his show, even when it's very obviously fair use.
Dr phil is some of the best unintentional comedy on television.
Steve harvey is so much better content.
Have you seen Dr. Phil live by Adam Ray? Starfishes love...
lol "doctor" phil, I think you just mean Phil.
@@tourmalino3205 YOU NEED TO STOP DOING HEROIN!!! ITS HURTING EVERYONE AROUND YOU!!!!!
thanks doc for your enlightening information
@Crioten Some of the finest stand-up shenanigans in comedy today. The crowd work/audience participation is top notch.
You can read all about it in chapter 9 of my book, "We've Got Issues," entitled How Many Edibles Have You Had Tonight, Sergio?
We'll be right back . . .
30% tangents, 100% Lorelei killing it in the editing suite. 🤘🏻💀🤘🏻
You can't prove I killed anything!
...
I mean, thank you!
@@EveryFairyDies Good on you for not writing down your kills.
The “cheesus” mouse on the drink had me rolling… ❤😂❤😂❤😂
@@DeathByBlonde1 Praise Cheesus!
@@EveryFairyDies I love all the 'yets', especially Worf. Mmmm Worf.
I really miss watching Simon wandering around the room with his script on printer paper... The sound of him constantly slapping it, is burnt into my brain.
AM I RIGHT, PETER?!
Tbh, BB was my fave channel and go-to for a good time. It's still in my top 10 but there's no rush to see the new vids like in the Business days. Haven't even watched the live eps yet because I don't want further disappointment questing for the good ol' days.
@andiward7068 the lives aren't great, but I do fall asleep to everything else. My hubby is worried about Casual Criminalist.
@@Seamonkey555 that's replaced BB as my #1, lol. It seems to be OK, I think anthology eps will be an occasional thing, like the true/fake eps.
Apparently he stopped doing the walk around because of a back injury he suffered. 😢
First -- We love how Simon's drinking glasses/cups have slowly evolved into the whimsy of his little ones.
*Precious. Best Dad.*
Whoever edits these videos needs a raise. The superimposition all of Simon's dark videos after he said he makes "friendly content" was hilarious.
That last one is wild. A sort of "nope nope stop talking go to jail" event from start to finish...
Soph said nothing wrong.
Soph was 14, she eventually grew up and made another channel at least partially to apologise for being so cringy. Putting kids in jail for being cringe incarnate would be really really expensive and almost certainly really counterproductive.
@@glenecollinsthere's a difference between being cringe and threatening to murder someone's entire family.
@@glenecollins You clearly have no concept of where cringe begins and ends.
@@Leo_Pard_A4 You'll never get above 3 on the edge-o-meter using decade old memes like that.
That "wait for it" pause, brilliantly placed.
I love to tease you all sometimes. 😁
@@EveryFairyDies it's an exceptionally brilliant bit of technical editing. Just the right length to screw with the flow, pulling you fully back to the video, but not long enough to actually break the flow.
@@phforNZ I do worry sometimes that I leave things a little too long, so thank you!
Tangent is always a win for Simon, it contributes to long-form and keeps all of us entertained.
Legendary editor for including the clauses for the drinking game. I don't remember how the video ended, or why I'm naked on the floor, but I did complete the game.
I love that Simon seems to believe that 3am challenge videos were actually filmed at 3am.
Annnnndddd Lorelai back with another impressive edit... The tangent timer is like her calling card and needs to stay. Absolutely love this channel it's becoming my spirit animal. Absolute Legends....🤠❤🔥
Tangent Timer is one of the best ideas I ever stole! I mean... had suggested to me by one of the Discord users.
@@EveryFairyDies Truly unique thoughts are rare and overrated, not to mention the difference between an idea and a well-executed inspiration.
Beware the drinking challenge... i've fallen out of my chair and the floor is asulting my face...
Floor Jansen from Nightwish is assaulting your face?! Jealous!
In your opinion... allegedly
*Allegedly
I love it…Simon said “I’m NOT exploiting childr…” and TH-cam immediately cut to an add and I thought.
Well he had a good run.
The fact I've never heard of any of the TH-camrs reassures me that I keep my viewing of utter crap to a minimum.
I used to watch one of them who did the "haunted" videos. He had great editing and it was fun, except for all the little kids on his channel who were adamant that it was real and not cool editing techniques.
Ditto. 😂
Or that I am old and completely out of the loop!
Well. The tangent timer is getting a workout today, huh?
Lol
Yesterday was a 3hr45min Casual Criminalist that had alleged/allegedly 417 times in the script. A counter for that would be cool for real!
Drinking game take a shot everytime it a minute gets added to it
At least it's back. Here's an idea for a new Simonverse channel... a tangent complication. Include the editor commenting memes
@@NormalGuyBrandonI got excited about the title and saw the 3:45 timer and said hell no. First video I've passed on for being too lengthy. Also said Simon may get sued. "Allegedly" is not a bulletproof term.
Simon being so damn done with the end of this video is such a god damn mood.
It really doesnt matter if youre left or right, im sure pretty much everyone can agree that kid was fried. Holy cheesenips.
Unfortunately it does matter. Look at the likes of Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Greene being edgy full-grown U.S congresswomen, throwing fits over not being allowed to bring their guns into Congress. The far-right looks at someone like that and sees a promising career in gun-ownership advocacy.
@@Vaeldarg there are loud voices in every group of people, and one thing ive learned is that the loud voices tend to be the minority, even if they do have power. So no, i stand entirely with my original statement.
@@DaMoniable That "tend to" is doing a lot of heavy lifting. It doesn't matter if they're the minority if the majority is too scared of getting sent death threats to do anything.
My favorite thing to call stupid people is "you ding dong". I loved hearing Simon saying it over and over!
15:34 Loving the "I'm editing this at 3 AM" edit.
Lorelei continues to be the funniest human on the planet. What did we do to deserve her and her beautiful memes?
Simon paid her
😂😂 why do I imagine Mrs Factboi hearing Simon belt out that theme song and glaring at him through the door mouthing 'no no no not again 😂😂
There's a former Amish guy named Eli Yoder that's been going through all kinds of hell recently from TH-cam staff over his channel. Claims he's been using others materials when it's HIMSELF..
I love siom'ns adorably naieve sense of honesty where he assumes that 3AM videos are ACTUALLY filmed at 3AM, and not at like, 8PM with the curtains closed
Where tf are the last girl's parents in all this??! How do you not keep track of what your feral child does on the internet? Oh, wait. There's a reason the kid is feral.
Personal guess, they liked the checks rolling in and helped her prepare for her interview with Jones.
Well they clearly aren't keeping her away from their guns.
They're not allowed to spank her,definitely, and couldn't afford a work schedule that meant at least one of them was with her when she wasn't in scholl, probably.
Well, I think I've seen some video where she is arguing with her mother because mother wanted her to review toys but she did not. Both were using swear words, mother calling daughter a b*tch and so on, daughter taking a big knife slicing up plushies... don't know if that was really her mother, but if so it seems they are keeping track of what she's been doing on the internet.
@@gordonbrinkmann Ah, so fully endorsing it. Lovely. I hope this ends in legal trouble for them (since their dependent child is making serious threats online) and the kid being placed in a more constructive environment.
That drinking game might actually kill someone 😂
I just watched The Bill Cosby casual criminals. The video will definitely kill you. It's 3 hours long, and he says the word allegedly something like 430 times. David put out a mammoth of a script nearly every other sentence ends in allegedly
R.I.P. to anyone playing
Should have been on the Cosby video over on the Casual Criminalist, wow that would've been intense. The bottles of whiskey probably would've been in the double digits.
Did it with water, drowned.
But remember the disclaimer. It's not Simon's fault.
The tangent timer needs to be on all the channels
Good idea. We can display a total as well, like the national debt clock
He doesn't really tangent on like warographics, into the shadows or any of the more serious stuff
It's mostly just Blaze, Cas.Crim, and Decoding that need the timers. Though I would love to see a "Tangent week" where the writers compete on who can get the longest tangent counter
@@killallsuvivors "doesn't really" isn't equivalent to "doesn't", but I'm absolutely down for an "oooooops, all tangents" episode on anything.
@@nodrogstacey7813oh darn, all the channels Lorelei edits hehehe
Markiplier literally called out TH-cam for censoring people who were playing the same games he was.
When dealing with the police and you decide to pull the do you know who I am bit.
When they answered no. Say "Good!" Turn around and run as fast as you can cackling
2:55 - Mid roll ads
4:35 - Chapter 1 - The government of pakistan
8:25 - Chapter 2 - Super jojo ; nursery rhymes & kids songs
12:55 - Chapter 3 - ImJaystation
23:30 - Chapter 4 - Soph AKA LtCorbis
Ty sir
Simon, whatever you are paying Lorelei... it isn't enough. The editing has been awesome lately and you need to give Lorelei a raise.
You've conditioned me to the "mesothelioma" meme every
time Simon coughs now
Eeeeeeeeexcellent.
'Jay are you just going on a cancelled speedrun?' made me actaully laugh out loud. Gold.
Calling the last girl an alt-right Greta Thurnberg had me rolling 😂😂
How dare you! 😜
19:49 WAIT FOR IT . . . Had me rolling.
I am nothing if not a tease!
LORELEI you're the BEST! The edit at 15:36 took me out and the drinking game for "allegedly, in my opinion and ding dong" is genius if not a little deadly. 😂❤
Someone is going to die after watching the Cosby video. 😂
Re: Simon's uncomfortable feelings toward Jaystation is lovingly known as Fremdschamen. The feeling you get when you feel embarrassed on someone else's behalf. When the other person should be embarrassed, but isn't.
Yep. Fremdschämen actually.
Intense feelings of Fremdschamen was why I couldn't watch the British version of The Office. I always thought of it as vicarious shame, but Fremdschamen sounds better.
@@Pushing_Pixels Fremdschamen instead of Fremdschämen looks terrible to me 😆
@gordonbrinkmann that extra step to locate ä is beyond the majority here, I'm fremdschämen
@@astilealavatica1404 Yes, it makes me fremdschämen, too 😆
The laugh I got at the 1:55 mark that Simon is pleading it's a joke that he is exploiting children and it cuts to an ad break is unmatched. Just perfection 😂
As a point to note, any calls from an organisation putting their calls through a switching system will come through as an unknown number.
This might include, for example, the police to tell you your relative has been in a serious accident, or the hospital trying to tell you your relative would like to see you one more time before they die!
It can cause hospitals quite an issue.
20:19 missed opportunity for "shots ,shots,shots"❤❤
Great script Kevin.
Thanks!
9:50 Homer-Simon is going to haunt me for at least a bit, thanks for that
LEGO City and Ninjago are fantastic. I discovered Ninjago when my five year old said “The Great Devourer is coming for us all”.
Simon covering creepy pastas would be hilarious
I 2nd that
Yes please.
I think he's already done at least one episode on them.... I could have sworn I've heard him talk about the Russian Sleep Experiment before.
Love your videos and funny tangents 😂
I love the Tangent Timer!!
Absolutely brilliant editing!! 😂👏
The older I get the more I appreciate imaginative, excellent timing, witty, commentary edits in entertainment, and Lorelei is top notch!
I was just bingewatching this channel lol, I'll watch this one now
Talking about TH-cam's messed up standards reminded me of Anne Reardon ("How to Cook That") a year or so ago. She wasn’t permanently banned, so not quite the topic of this video, but ut was so stupid that videos promoting wood fracturing were allowed to stay on TH-cam while her video exposing it as dangerous and talking about people who were killed by the practice was taken down for supposedly promoting dangerous practices. It was reinstated upon appeal, but still.
Editor is bloody amazing, Simon helps by being funny as hell, but yeah massive props to the editor lol =D
Bro, Bluey is more profound than some people think. Have you seen the universe one? Bingo has trouble sleeping and dreams shes flying around the universe and her mum is the sun that represents warth... It goes way deeper but it really is an incredible metaphor for growing up and being more self dependent but knowing your parents are always there. Absolutely mind blowing episode.
Love it. Also a proud Queenslander if you watch the decider in bluey
That tangent timer has become my favorite running gag on these channels.. 😂😂😂
Such a small thing, bringing so much joy...
@@EveryFairyDies Not so small anymore these days. Simon is really padding that runtime with tangents. Not that we don't love them, but damn.
@@tyrannicpuppy The man does a lot with a little. Just ask his wife. AYOOOOO!
@@tyrannicpuppyits pretty clear the tangents arent related to padding the length
He goes on tangents even in videos that are like 3 hours long
@@EveryFairyDies🤣🤣🤣
I still answer the phone when an unknown call happens. I'm very good at either pretending to be an automated system, or pretending to be a senile old lady and let ADHD take the wheel and keep the scammer verbally hostage. The longest time I kept someone on the phone while speaking absolute nonsense was 47 minutes. Then, since my throat started to hurt making that scratch voice, I switched to my automated voice mid sentence.
"Your call could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up, or press pound for more options."
The swearing and slamming and crashing that I heard was brilliant. (It was an obvious scam caller about an internet service that doesn't even exist in my country)
You know it's going to be a romp when the Tangent Timer makes an appearance at the very beginning. 😅
Thanks!
That drinking challenge will kill a lot of people.
I am from the US. I grew up watching a Saturday (?) program, called the Wide World of Sports. Your " tangent timer" gives me so much satisfaction:) Yeah, am OLD:) Love Fact Boi and all of his many team members, both authors and those editors. You are the Steve Jobs of the internet age, in my mind. Diversify, diversify and then make your "content" perfect. I am so happy for you and your family, Mr. Whistler. And of COURSE, the not even remotely "invisible" team!
9:50 don't you ever remind us about beardless Simon ever again. I wanted to sleep this week but i guess that's out the window now
Beardless Simon can't hurt you.
@@EveryFairyDiesBut haunt us he can
Omg I just realized who that was, thank you. Seriously, I was like who's this baldy creeper at the corner.....
oh, oh it's just Simon....
I really enjoy the tangent counter and the Google searches. Thank you to the editor.
Bluey does indeed slap.
Brisbane 😱
15:54 Deep cut Detective Mittens. Love FilmCow. Round of applause for you editor 👏
“mostly nice content”
CC, ITS, DTU, and warographics would like to have a word
Did..... did you not see all the thumbnails that were splattered on screen when he said that?
Megaprojects goes pretty dark sometimes. Maybe not CC level but some megaprojects have seriously messed up stories
Omg, Simon, I hope you've never had to suffer through Blippi. It's nightmare fuel
Having to translate the kids graphic language shouldn't count as tangent after the writer said "simon won't be able to read alot of this section I want to see his reaction"
Thanks for good stuff!😎
Dear Lorelei the Metal Goddess, Queen of Metal Memes,
Thank you for your blessings of awesome memes you have bestowed unto us this day. I am, as always, eternally grateful.
I also hope that I did not upset Your Metal Magnificence with my last prayer, or that it was insufficient. I will do better.
Your loyal follower and lover of your metal memes
Dear DarkerMatter,
Your observance of my brilliance continues apace, and I am, as always, grateful in return. I hope your pupper continues well.
Your Gracious Metal Goddess and Queen of Metal Memes,
Lorelei
❤🤘
I really like the tangent timer. I’m invested in the tangent tho😅
Ya know I hadn’t noticed Simon ever saying “ding-dong” until the drinking game popup pointed it out
Storybots! Let's go! Me and the kiddos love watching that. It's such an informative and wholesome show. They learn so much. Hell I do too!
Almost a 3rd of this video was just tangents 😂
If you take away the advertisement for Squarespace, it was just over a third.
@@chitlitlah Indeed
It's a SW video, anything less would be concerning
Lorelei living on the edge editing at 3am. Nary a care of the shadow man, hat man, slender man, sonichu, Sirenhead, just out of view, and is that a Gamer Supps waifu cup? Also, Simon, love the glasses frames.
The tangent timer :D Should be on every single one of his channels, just for the heck of it. I am consistently amazed by the amount of amusing, entertaining nonsense this man can spew, all across his gazillion channels that post so regularly. Such fun!
7:51 Here in the USA, you can not sue the government (congress, the senate or the White House) for copyright infringement. But you can sue individual branches.
So say the Navy uses a clip you filmed of a Navy ship going under The Golden Gate Bridge, without your permission or license, you can sue for damages.
But if a senator uses something you made in chamber as part of a speech/debate, you can not sue them. Then say a senator uses you IP for a political ad, you can sue them.
This is also my understanding of US copyright law
So, if a senator uses your work to illustrate a point as part of his job, you can't legally sue the government or that senator. If that senator uses your work for his campaign or to promote his political party, you can sue the senator themselves. I am not sure how one could sue a political party as a whole. Though political parties aren't actually the government, so I guess that is moot.
@Zebulization you just explained it yourself.... you aren't trying to sue the entire political party, just the one person in it that infringed on your IP.
Simon's new heart glasses are adorbs.
Simon looked genuinely disturbed by the last entry in this video, and I don't blame him.
Whoever edited this is my new fave. Litten is edge.
Woohoo! I'm someone's new favorite! And yes, Litten is major edge.
That last entry, it just shows how depraved humanity can be when someone is basically grooming a young mind to be that way and ruining the rest of her life for his or her own gain, psychopaths are everywhere...
she not a kid shes bloody 14
@@trevorjoneill707 At that age, they're still by most nation's definition by law, a child...
ive seen in the US that 14 year olds being tried as adults is that not true
@@trevorjoneill707 Damned if I know, I'm in the UK, we have our own problems right now caused by the soon to be evicted government, though given some US states allegedly still allow child marriage, it wouldn't surprise me...
I'm in Dublin across the pond from you so
I absolutely love the Tangent Timer, very on brand. Keep it up.
The editor on this video has reached peak form
I’ve been Blazing it from the beginning and now I don’t even need to look at the screen to know exactly what meme is being played or what Simon’s facial expression is _and I love it!_
The idea that Soph's parents weren't conservative because they lived in California is pretty naive. It's a huge state with extreme differences between areas. I lived in CA, and I came across way more hardcore right-wingers there than I have while living in a more conventionally conservative state like North Carolina. I think the fact that the state is so liberal makes the people who are conservative who live there swing way more to the right than they would otherwise.
The kid soph is an insane story
I don't even have kids and I watch Bluey, its just a funny sweet hearted show and I dig it a lot. I only started watching because Bandit won Australian dad of the year and I wondered how a cartoon dog could be dad of the year. Six episodes later I was like "Yeah, that was a fair call". Now I watch new eps as the come out just to see what the doggos are up to.
I was in another window not watching and started humming the song and noticed it wasn't playing, come back and I see "wait for it" and it starts. PERFECT!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha I was brushing my teeth while listening/humming and then same - toothpaste spit take 😅
@EveryFairyDies is magnificent ❤
@@cheekyb71 Yay spit take!
This channel with Kevins writing and Loris editing makes this my fave channel in fact boi multiverse..
In regards to kids entertainment I would recommend "Grizzly and the Lemmings". Funnest shit since road runner or foghorn leghorn. Way better than all the other mindless drivel.
Grizzy and the Lemmings is so funny. Watched it whilst babysitting and I think I enjoyed it more than the kids 😂😂 like you say it’s such a throwback to Roadrunner and Coyote
Simon, I feel your pain over those 3 AM Challenge videos.
Also, I sympathize with your editor for doing the editing at 3 AM. I hate mornings as well, though not that badly.
I routinely just stay up for 24+ hours, so I see all the hours.
Lorelei is the patron saint of memes and TH-cam editing.
Loving the Austin Powers bits, keep them coming.
As someone who works at burger king and had to argue with people in drive thru after we closed I couldn't agree more with the don't go to burger king at 3am challenge.
Going right in to presenter mode after screaming “I’m not exploiting children!!”
was my favorite part.
13:09 I dunno, that sounds less like a drinking game, and more like a shortcut to alcohol poisoning 🤪
"It was just a joke" is the excuse people give that are incapable of anything like self-awareness or accountability.
I really love the Google search gag the editor does 😅
That's nice! Most people complain 🤣
@@EveryFairyDies and most people are uncultured swine! Keep the hits coming!!
@@EveryFairyDies I love the Google gag too.
@@captainspaulding5963 Why do you think I ignore them? 🤣
@@midnite_rambler YAY!
This reminds me. Your airplane crash dreams sound kind of like anxiety of this gig which your life is financed by suddenly falling apart for reasons you have no control over
So, um... I turned the drinking game into a smoking game and I'm gonna have to watch this twice. Great job Lorelei!😊
Excellent, more watch time for us!
The way the thumbnail was framed, I thought you were a part of the list. Can't wait to watch this video after work
19:54 Simon & editors, we all love the Tangent-timer and Learning-Stuff-with-Factboi-memes, but this one genuinely ruined me. I am a medical doctor and love to relax to your videos, but everytime I have to *seriously* discuss a mesothelioma diagnosis with a patient, this bloody song plays in my mind. I hope you're pleased with yourselves :')
As it should be.
(it's a joke, just to clarify)
So...even tho this is not a drama chanel, seen Simon react to stuff is very interesting because of his insight as a TH-cam empire cult leader
Lorili you fucking legend! Full mesothelioma 🎵 song😅
It's a good song, it's a solid song.
@@EveryFairyDies are we best friends now!?
@@TalentlessCooking We can be!
“A cancel speed run.” Now there is a sentence I never thought I’d hear that makes complete sense