Nymph had either too much fun with this script or after r3cording it just slammed her head into a wall going "What is my life become" over and over for 20 minutes.
"Where do you want your super-enormous castle to be?" Why do you think I put the volcano right in the middle of the map? That things going right on top
I kinda want to see another version of this were the listener just wants to go back home and isn't taking no for an answer. Would be interesting to hear how that would go down.
We forgot to add the moon we'll be escaping to after the dragons torch everything on the surface of the planet. Not to mention after the elves find out we're the one responsible for everything being cacti...
*URBAN* your not supposed to be giving away the Reincarnation secrets, I will be bringing this up in your performance review, all you Mortals enjoy this sneak peak into the afterlife. Another lovely audio, thank you.
Me when she told me: YES! YES! FINALLY, IT HAPPENED! (Runs a victory lap) YES!!!! STEAL, HERE I COME!!! Edit: I love that I can hear her soul dying from making the world with one of the world's biggest idiot/pervert
I wonder what her response would be if we chose an ecumenopolis. For those that don't know, it's basically a city that covers an entire planet (like Corusant from Star Wars).
I won't lie... As a D&D Dungeon Master who has spend hourses doing reasearch on city placement, taking out my old science course on geology and ecosystem to creat a great logical world for my players... This was painful to ear... Very funny, but still painful.
Wait, I get to make my own world? Just take my house, fill it with all my worldly possessions, and put it in a flat empty field with maybe a few trees and animals. Next, put my dog and my cat in the house and make it so they don't age and they can talk. Then make me not age. Then, supply me with an internet connection that can reach earth's internet and a supply of infinite water, food, and energy. And finally, give me the power to conjure any food I think of and the power to move objects with my mind. No people.
Fanasty, i want to become a powerful half demon with wild magic and go on adventures with teammates, and maybe I'll even run a village at some point. I could make all types of lore for my character
.....there isn't enough cactus .....where are my cat girl sisters? .....I don't want to put in the effort to ride dragons. .....can all the people be elf girls? ......can my character have a "big character down there?"
I know I am taking all of this too seriously, but the goddes is literally telling me that there going to be people that going to suffer for all the usual things plus the dragons and my lack of knowledge in biologily, geography and so on. This is an adventure, no this is a nightmare. At least if I am all powerful I can protect everyone, now every time I hear about a goblin attack, or the stupid volcano, or the dragon, or even a heavy sickness it will be my fault.
Ok. So another world. Well, time to recall the rules of surviving a harem.....if possible would I be able to include a cute yandere in said harem? Maybe one smart enough to realize that the situations I get caught in by the tsundere aren't really my fault? I ask because if she realizes that then she might actually be really sweet and end up nursing the head injuries I get from tsun tsun.
@Kian Knows Oh that's a very good question. Two choices exist I suppose, play along with the timeline or completely alter the history of the saga. Which honestly sounds fun haha
@Kian Knows Ahh I see what you mean. Well depending on the circumstances, that might actually be a good thing haha. But nah I don't think it'd alter the story too much. It'd probably happen one way or another. I'd pick the Warhammer Titan tbh. Just feels like a cool Titan to wield and honestly one I think deserved more screen time in the first half
Make me a world full of women as thicc and big as tall vampire lady!! and make it so dragons can transform into hot husbando type men! That only appear when we have a woman viewing us~
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Yeah, put these elves in that cactus forest. I'm sure they'll appreciate the creativity.
This is the funniest thing I've read all week
And make them deadly allergic to cactus to
"You're dead, killed by truck-kun!"
Oh thank god.
"Now you get to be reincarnated!"
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"And even have superpowers!"
"OOOO- huh"
"Some god was kidnapped"
Dammit Kazuma!
Nymph had either too much fun with this script or after r3cording it just slammed her head into a wall going "What is my life become" over and over for 20 minutes.
“A god got kidnapped”
I see that Konosuba hint
And a another one finna get took as well
Imagine having to go trough a character creations screen after death.
Me: who made over 30 characters for dnd :oh shi-
She needs her own vacation, some choices question sanity.
Agreed. This one conversation was enough for me to think that Meena needs a two-week in some tropical location with no one asking for anything.
Nymph: Congratulations, you are being Isekai’d.
Protagonist: .......
Nymph: Please do not resist.
As a GM who loves creating worlds, this makes me unreasonably happy.
Hello fellow world builder
Hello fellow world builder
Urban Nymph:"You have been killed by truck-kun"
Me:"FINALLY!!!"
Been playing in traffic again huh? Pesky drivers that are too good?
The prophecy is true!
"Where do you want your super-enormous castle to be?"
Why do you think I put the volcano right in the middle of the map? That things going right on top
soo.... I get to pick anything that comes with me? Sounds like a gods blessing on this wonderful world.
Meena might get frustrated with me, too - might be a looooooong time in world and character creation... :D
Just imagine the time you'd spend in a rpg with THIS kind of creator...
I kinda want to see another version of this were the listener just wants to go back home and isn't taking no for an answer. Would be interesting to hear how that would go down.
"A goddess got kidnapped."
Oh my that sounds like it sucks...
Hold up! I understood that reference!
"Oh is it the blue haired alcoholic idiot?"
Rhymes with H20? Also with a similar hair accessory?
Is it a useless goddess?
Aqua
Ah the blue thing
Raise your hands if you would have asked for a soulmate and a tangible way to find them?
*Raises Hands*
What if you died with your soul mate?
@@conhunter7024 THE TRUCK *WAS* OUR SOULMATE **DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN**
Her: You can have lots of things. Like a really cool smart phone!
Me: yeah... Smart phone...
Underrated comment......unless..?
Miyazaki making soulsborne game worlds is the listener here
Free choice of world and character building? Oh boy. We'll be in character creation screen for several millenniums. 😂
5:36 You can hear Mina dying inside...
We forgot to add the moon we'll be escaping to after the dragons torch everything on the surface of the planet.
Not to mention after the elves find out we're the one responsible for everything being cacti...
This won't end well. This never ends well.
*URBAN* your not supposed to be giving away the Reincarnation secrets, I will be bringing this up in your performance review, all you Mortals enjoy this sneak peak into the afterlife. Another lovely audio, thank you.
I'm going to be cautious about this. Some would say overly cautious.
Her: make a pretty world.
Me: volcano cactus.
yeah, i saw that konosuba reference.
you cant slip that past me.
what do you mean I cant become a god emperor?!
HERESY I SAY; HERESY!
Oh, so we're worldbuilding here...
*pulls out the setting from his D&D homebrew*
annoyed isekai world building planner
love it
I've been Isekai'd?? I've been preparing for this my entire life!
Her: "The bad news is, you're dead."
Me: "I see this as an absolute win."
God damn it I always knew that damned truck was eyeing me for the past week as I walked from school
Me when she told me: YES! YES! FINALLY, IT HAPPENED! (Runs a victory lap) YES!!!! STEAL, HERE I COME!!!
Edit: I love that I can hear her soul dying from making the world with one of the world's biggest idiot/pervert
Urban: “you’ve been killed by truck-kun”
Me: *Fist raised to the sky* “YOU SON OF A BITCH!!”
This twist on the typical Isekai adventure is 👍
Cactus juice! It’ll quench ya, nothing’s quenchier!
Mina: here's the list!
Me: WHERE'S THE MASOCHIST!!!?
Cucumber Approved
I need a part 2 for this where we wake up in our new world (maybe it can be a series) and start our new life in our new customized world!
"We had a goddess that got kidnaped"
"Oh you mean that blue haired acoholic pantyless noisy annoying useless godess?"
"What?"
"What?"
Her" you got killed my truck-kun"
Me: FUCK YEAH
So many damn Cacti, what is this the old west?! Homegirl sounds stressed out too like this is her forever.
0:09 that sounds like good news!
Good now im gonna dump my stat points to CHA and INT muahahahahahaha
"you can have a really great smart phone" i get that reference, couldn't he also call god on that phone.
Never thought truck-kun would catch my ass lacking out on these streets damm.
Part 2? I'm curious as to result
Love the konosuba reference
Listener is a cactus enthusiast
"Listen, if the volcano erupts then it's not my problem."
I would really love her to explain the complete mess up of re zero ((love this anime btw))
This is LITERALLY the dream
Finally, God answered my prayers. I sure hope I don't get stuck with a useless goddess and an explosion loli and a masochist knight.
Me: All honesty, start me off as a baby. That way, I can train my ideal body for a eldritch knight.
time to use my knowledge of medieval to late industrial technology to build a gunpowder empire and witch hunt all the magic users away
I wonder what her response would be if we chose an ecumenopolis. For those that don't know, it's basically a city that covers an entire planet (like Corusant from Star Wars).
Come to think of it, none of the options were sci-fi. All of them were "Swords and magic" type stuff.
@@awesome_by_default Exactly! why is there no Sci-fi or steampunk Isekai?
This sounds like an any% speedrun of life and a way to prove how poorly this system is and I love it
Oh yes been wanting for something like this one 😂 great job urban
I won't lie... As a D&D Dungeon Master who has spend hourses doing reasearch on city placement, taking out my old science course on geology and ecosystem to creat a great logical world for my players... This was painful to ear... Very funny, but still painful.
Wait, I get to make my own world?
Just take my house, fill it with all my worldly possessions, and put it in a flat empty field with maybe a few trees and animals.
Next, put my dog and my cat in the house and make it so they don't age and they can talk.
Then make me not age.
Then, supply me with an internet connection that can reach earth's internet and a supply of infinite water, food, and energy.
And finally, give me the power to conjure any food I think of and the power to move objects with my mind.
No people.
Truck- AGAIN?! SERIOUSLY?!
Public Service Announcement: Heed the advice of your cosmic logistics expert!
Well sounds like my request for Mage the Ascension type magic got shot down.
The listener just decided to make Australia
"Bad news: you're dead"
me: POG
Fanasty, i want to become a powerful half demon with wild magic and go on adventures with teammates, and maybe I'll even run a village at some point. I could make all types of lore for my character
Thank you truck-kun
The fuggin smart phone 🤣
"Designing a world!? I'm sorry, I don't think I'm qualified for this. I have a few ideas, but not enough for a whole planet!"
This gives me the vibe of a customer service representative being done with this person's "creativity"
.....there isn't enough cactus
.....where are my cat girl sisters?
.....I don't want to put in the effort to ride dragons.
.....can all the people be elf girls?
......can my character have a "big character down there?"
Put all the people on active volcanos, also the dragons need to be nuclear like Godzilla.
I have never listened to asmr with no video. But I liked this one. It's not relaxing but it is entertaining.
I know I am taking all of this too seriously, but the goddes is literally telling me that there going to be people that going to suffer for all the usual things plus the dragons and my lack of knowledge in biologily, geography and so on. This is an adventure, no this is a nightmare. At least if I am all powerful I can protect everyone, now every time I hear about a goblin attack, or the stupid volcano, or the dragon, or even a heavy sickness it will be my fault.
Just never tell anyone that you're the one who designed it this way...
I feel so bad for Mina, I feel like she needs a vacation tbh
Especially the cactus XD
Truck-kun strikes again.
Alright i want dragons, a lot of them, make the most of them the size of an house cat.
No one really does isekaied asmr, should make the most of this audio.
Her: “You know what that means right?”
Me: “No I’m not a Virgin.”
What do you mean being dead is the bad news
Ok. So another world.
Well, time to recall the rules of surviving a harem.....if possible would I be able to include a cute yandere in said harem? Maybe one smart enough to realize that the situations I get caught in by the tsundere aren't really my fault? I ask because if she realizes that then she might actually be really sweet and end up nursing the head injuries I get from tsun tsun.
Customer service energy
I only want Malboro, from Final Fantasy? Yeah. big plant evil creature, has bad breath. I want Malboros all over.
Hey, I caught that smartphone reference.
Send me to a Titan infested world and we're good. No better place for Isekai. 👌
@Kian Knows Oh that's a very good question. Two choices exist I suppose, play along with the timeline or completely alter the history of the saga. Which honestly sounds fun haha
@Kian Knows Ahh I see what you mean. Well depending on the circumstances, that might actually be a good thing haha. But nah I don't think it'd alter the story too much. It'd probably happen one way or another.
I'd pick the Warhammer Titan tbh. Just feels like a cool Titan to wield and honestly one I think deserved more screen time in the first half
Tbh, I would want an extended version of my life
If I was isekai’d, I would like to have the Omnitrix.
Me listening to this after watching konosuba
Not nearly enough cacti if you were to ask me
as long as I can play my video games in peace I'm fine with anything
Quick question who I else wants to just be placed into Middle Earth. Also I would be a Dwarf.
WHEN THE HAMMER FALLS!!!!!!!!
I should really stop looking on both sides while crossing the road
What if it came from above?
@@conhunter7024 I normally don't look above when crossing road, don't need to change anything there.
@@Volnas97 If that happened to me I wouldn't be mad. I'd be confused then call it fate.
Please make a another one pretty please
My desire to build my own alagaesia is too much to contain 😁
Godess What type of people do you want in your world me anime fans and elves
Cacti. EVERYWHERE.
i wanna talk to the person who got isekai'd into this world and decided to design it the way it is. i just wanna talk to them.
Very cool
Lmao I liked the konosuba reference
Make me a world full of women as thicc and big as tall vampire lady!!
and make it so dragons can transform into hot husbando type men! That only appear when we have a woman viewing us~