To be fair, if I were in Phil's position and some random dude said "I'm Zeus' son!" I'd probably be like "Yeah, get in line, kid, there's a million 'Zeus' sons' out there, and also some 'Zeus' daughters'. You're not special."
Sgt. Meme No, what gave you that idea? I was just making reference to the fact in Greek mythology it wasn't all that uncommon to have Zeus for a dad even if illegitimate.
@TV Show Reviews Im not saying that if some people dont like a movie its underrated. I'm saying this movie is underrated because a lot of people don't even know it exists and it doesn't get the love and appreciation its deserves. Its a good movie that isnt really known by a lot of people.
Iamsoup Probably because he’s trained like a million demi gods, so he thought that Herc was implying that him being a son of Zeus would be a selling point
Fun fact: Phil was animated by Eric Goldberg, the same guy who animated the Genie in the 1992 Aladdin film and animated Rabbit in the 2011 Winnie The Pooh film. Goldberg sure is a genius at animating characters.
He also did Louis in The Princess and The Frog. and all three movies had the same two directors, Ron Clements and John Musker who also did The Great Mouse Detective, The Little Mermaid, Treasure Planet, and Moana.
nobody gonna say anything about the fact that Hercules doesn't even bend the sword back? he just freaking flicks it and it goes straight again. amazing.
I really do find that funny, because if you ever read mythology, Zeus had a lot of kids. LOTS, as far as I know, he had kids with his daughters, granddaughters, and so on :P
IIC7 Well, gods are immortal, & all they can do up there is to get drunk & fuck everything that moves. That's how it was described in mythology, that the gods envied us humans because we could feel the sweet joy of not living for all eternity.
So when Phil says that 'Before that blasted underworld gets my goat', He is referring to, Before that blasted underworld gets my ass' since..y'know.. hes half goat.
Mic Roe Pony not sure what ur trying to say but this might clear things up Chronos - The greek personification of time Kronos - Titan and father of zeus, hades, poseidon etc
+Ырысбек Сапарбек Well, considering how fast that the rain cloud formed and dispersed, I'm not quite sure it could be anything other than Zeus. Also it was just that one lightning strike, then poof the cloud was gone.
I don't see what is so weird about Hercules being the son of Zeus. I mean, have you read greek mythology, Phil? Everyone is his son for crying out loud
***** Oh, thanks for the correction. :) I'm sure you are tired of correcting people, but I'd have appreciated if you were a bit kinder in your correction. Thanks anyway for the correction. But be that as it may, Heracles was originally Greek before Romans adapted their mythology, so I'd say both versions are Greek... just Roman spelling/pronunciation of the Greek name.
I just realized, when he says "before that blasted underworld gets my goat". He is half goat. So he's basically saying, "before that blasted underworld gets my ass".
It's mostly because it's not a good representation of greek mythology. For example, Hercules is a roman god; not a greek one. As a movie, I found it really enjoyable. As an historical representation, I found it dull and stupid. It depends on how you want to look at it.
Danny Devito is such an underrated performer. His role of Phil showed a great range of realism, comedy, musical talent, and even drama more towards the end of the film. He gave a character who could have easily turned into a stock Disney sidekick and gave him a lot of very serious depth. Hats off to Frank Reynolds!
In the real mythology it would be more surprising if Zeus WASN'T Hercules father. Since he basically fathered like 95% of all Greek heroes/demigods with various mortal and immortal women.
Even then it would still work. Just imagine how many wannabe "heroes" came to Phil for training, claiming to be the son/daughter of this god or that goddess. Until he gets struck by lightning he has no reason to believe that Hercules isn't just another schmuck claiming to be a deity's child
i would think the goddess of love aphritite (or however u spell it) would have the most demigod children. after all she sleeps with everyone. but if i remember right i think it was hermes and dionysus that had the most demigod children. after all didnt the big 3 (zeus, poisidon, and hades) eventually make a deal that they would have no more demigod children because they were too powerful or something?
TVBnine but hades has had children. he has a wife after all. i think shes his neise. hades is the least likely to have demigod children since hes stuck with a full time job unlike the other gods but hes still had a few
I get your point, but you do realise that pretty much everything in this movie is completely unlike the original story? You see the occasional shout out to it, but this is nothing like what supposedly happened.
Emma Wolf The story of Hercules is inspired* by the Roman and Greek myths that have shaped the demi god himself. Remember with Frozen? It was INSPIRED* by "The Snow Queen" from Hans Christian Anderson. Most (if not all) of these Disney movies are based off of or inspired, not necessarily verbatim at all.
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Mary McDaniel well theres that one god that makes him lightening bolts. i cant remember his name. hephestus? i think hes the god of weapons or something. its been awhile since ive done my research
OMG! That’s the point... it’s a joke. It’s a given that if someone is throwing swords that they’d aim. Rule number 96 was a rule Phil made up on the spot because Hercules wound up missing his target SO badly. 🤦🏻♀️
Maybe Phil has just had enough of this kid, so when he says that Zeus is his father, Phil's like, "I'm totally done with this guy, please don't make Zeus his father!!
What I think is interesting is that it's implied that Phil was the trainer to Achilles (in the mythology it's Chiron, of course, but I think Chiron was also the mentor of Hercules) and yet he complains that none of them have ever gone on to be great. When Achilles is arguably the single most important Greek heros there is.
well Phil mentions that Achilles was super great either right before or after hercules, but he also mentions that he got killed by being shot in the heel which was disapointing
+Jack Son Yup, it was Herc's mortality that was throwing Phil off a bit. That and I think Phil's supposed to be a teensy bit bitter about all of the failures of his past training efforts, which is kind of the point of this song...
+looneywoman If you listen closely to the lyrics, Phil trained other demi-gods and they ended up being failures as well, so he could've trained another child of Zeus, they ended up being a failure, and he's just mocking Herc.
+Chari Mahariel captaincanine awesomeness in kinda right, I mean half of the original 12 Olympians are HIS kids, Aphrodite, Athena, Apollo, artimes, and ares are all his kids
Puppyyo10 +captaincanineawesomeness ...that's the joke, Zeus having a kid is one of the least shocking thing ever and that's why Phil questioning it is hilarious
+Corey Messick Right now is the Revival. Bolt, Princess & The Frog, Tangled, Wreck it Ralph, Frozen, Big Hero 6, Zootopia, Moana. I don't know about you, but that to me is an amazing list.
Corey Messick The Revival needs more love. 😔 What's wrong with the current string of Disney Movies? I'm so hyped for Moana what about you? Thanks for agreeing with me BTW.
I find this reasonably amusing. The fact that he disbelieves Herc for being Zeus kid. Zeus fucked ALOT and with a lot of people. Hell, the reaction would have been more warranted if her had said he was hades son.
Just before this scene, "Have you ever had a dreams- that-s...That. you. um.. you had- you'd- you wi- you could- you do- you wi- you wants- you. you could do som- you- you do, you could, you- he want- he want. him. to do you so much you can do anything?"
I'm telling you, all these live action movies/plays like Frozen, Mulan, Cinderella, Beauty & the Beast, Lion King, and Anastasia. BUT, Hercules would be fucking amazing to be a live action movie, and no not the actual historic one where The Rock starred in.
I never quite got this, why is phil so shocked that zeus had a child, pretty sure Zeus banged every woman in Greece who was at least marginally attractive 0_o
phil refuses to believe he is zeuses son? This is greek mythology folkes, The guy did so many human woman that half of the human population was a demigod. i know they disnified it but still it shouldnt be unbelievable right>
also in this movie Hades is the god of the underworld or whatever. hades in greek mythology is the PLACE of the dead and the God is Pluton.. also Meg was a bitch
Kim Shadows actually Hades was the name of the Greek god of the Underworld and the PLACE was called the Underworld. Pluton is a type of rock and PLUTO was the Roman god of the Underworld.
they certainly dont, mine told me so much stuff wrong we started keeping score who wass right more often: The class or the teacher. (we won, but only by a measely percentage)
Rule# 23: Always be hydrated. Rule# 45: Honor your enemy, even if you don't like them. Rule# 77: Always bring snacks. (Fruits, vegetables, and granola bars are excluded from this rule.)
When they do a live action Hercules movie, Danny Devito better play Phil again
Shut up! Don't be giving Disney ideas for more live action remakes!
I never realized Danny voiced Phil but I'm not mad. He better do the live action version if there is one
Technically there was a live action Hercules, just not a live action of the Disney version.
We already have a Hercules movie with THE ROCK
@@jacobwaters1147 Don't forget that other one that came out right before that was boring as fuck.
"Zeus is your daddy?"
*looks back at all the stories where Zeus bangs some chick and makes another kid*
To be fair, if I were in Phil's position and some random dude said "I'm Zeus' son!" I'd probably be like "Yeah, get in line, kid, there's a million 'Zeus' sons' out there, and also some 'Zeus' daughters'. You're not special."
CJCroen1393 I think that is what he trying to say
Just add one to the pile.
*He also explose a lady by be forced to take the baby's fetus on his leg.*
This time Zues banged his Great Great Grandaughter from Perseus's side
"Hold it! Zeus is your father right?" *laughs*
Me: Not as uncommon as you might think Phil...
Sgt. Meme The true story of Zeus is that he actually had sex with a LOT of things. Animals, gods, humans. A lot of rape, and incest too.
The IVIaster
Thank you for getting the reference that Sgt. Meme obviously didn't.
Webshooters1
So you're saying you're Zeus's offspring?
Sgt. Meme
No, what gave you that idea? I was just making reference to the fact in Greek mythology it wasn't all that uncommon to have Zeus for a dad even if illegitimate.
Sgt. Meme
Your welcome, have a nice day :)
I think we all would work out more and eat healthy is Danny DeVito was our coach.
Cutie Marionette without a single doubt
It’s ironic that most famous coaches are elderly and overweight but when were they in their prime you probably wouldn’t recognise them
Suicide is badass.
For real, I need him for basketball season, I’m so outta shape 😂
Haha listening to this now solely for the motivation
"ReAD mE A bOoK WOn't yoU dADa?"
*"O N C E U P O N A T I M E!"*
That always cracks me up!
Me too. Especially cause he has a great laugh
This is an underrated Disney song
This is an underrated Disney movie
@@yupbrookeishere5681 Indeed
@TV Show Reviews do you know what underrated means?
@TV Show Reviews Im not saying that if some people dont like a movie its underrated. I'm saying this movie is underrated because a lot of people don't even know it exists and it doesn't get the love and appreciation its deserves. Its a good movie that isnt really known by a lot of people.
You got to admire Danny Devitos commitment to his character. Helps drive the idea of the film a little too.
"I got two words... O.K. You win. Oh god. Oi vey." Criminally underrated clever line
**wait i don't get it**
MV each reply /sentence is only 2 words each
HELL NO XDDDDD
Ola kala. All good in Greek haha
what makes it better is that Phil says "Two words, I am retired" which is actually two words in the greek "Είμαι συνταξιούχος"
I find it amusing how phil laughs at Hercules being Zeus's son. Like, dude. Zeus fucks everything that moves. Why is it surprising that he has a son?
He must ve been thru a dry spell for a couple centuries here
Because in the Disney universe, Zeus actually keeps the 7th commandment
Iamsoup Probably because he’s trained like a million demi gods, so he thought that Herc was implying that him being a son of Zeus would be a selling point
Yeah, people always forget that he was, basically, a serial rapist.
ikr. phil had only trained demigods after all.
Rule 95: Concentrate
Rule 96: Aim >:(
@Clout muncher flip 96 and ya get 69
chupacabra 4896
Rule 69: give up hope
Rule 34:
Maximus W >:0(
@@chupacabra4896 Flip 96 upside down and you get 96.
Wow! *HE GOT MUSCLES IN ONE SONG*
how original
Just like every montage ever.
if we had training montages in this world, it would be so much better
The whole Chinese army got trained in one song
Tarzan became an adult in one song too
Fun fact: Phil was animated by Eric Goldberg, the same guy who animated the Genie in the 1992 Aladdin film and animated Rabbit in the 2011 Winnie The Pooh film. Goldberg sure is a genius at animating characters.
He also did Louis in The Princess and The Frog. and all three movies had the same two directors, Ron Clements and John Musker who also did The Great Mouse Detective, The Little Mermaid, Treasure Planet, and Moana.
Well damn, god bless Goldberg then innit !!💯👏🏾💯
Crazy how there's 94 other rules before "Concentrate" and "Aim"
Oh God, it's one Disney song after another! How do I stop??
***** That's the secret, you can't.
You're trapped, this is my third day!
+chris rucker hahaha i'm doing the same thing
+chris rucker year 26th, still stuck. if you find a way, please share before you leave
+chris rucker You don't.
Was Phil really singing this song for 2 years
That's the power of Disney for ya.
+Mychel Henson I know it was 2 years because Hercules was 16 and when he got buff he was 18.
In musical years that's two minutes.
+Cecilio Mendoza Well, Timone and Pumba sang Hakuna Matatta for somewhat a decade...
Henrique Carballo Aranha 4 or 5 years remember he's a lion and ages faster than a human
"READ ME A BOOK WOULD YA DADA?"
"ONCE UPON A TIME..."
Reda Bronze 😂😂😂😂
"Haha, what a funny story Mark!"
Hayden Ballard 😭😭😭
Reda Bronze 😅😅😅😅
nobody gonna say anything about the fact that Hercules doesn't even bend the sword back? he just freaking flicks it and it goes straight again. amazing.
i wonder how much force should he make at the wrist for that to be kinda sort of plausible
@@agustinvenegas5238 I get the feeling (at least with real world physics) the sword would shatter from the extreme force put on it
We don't have to jeez
razorcloud1 well, they have been training supposedly for a while, so they may have figured it out
Now I could calculate how much force you need to do something like that...but I won't, it's a LOT.
You gotta love how Hercules is completely indifferent to seeing Phil struck by lightning. It's like he didn't even notice it.
Pegasus and Herc jump back a little in the wide shot, but yeah, they don't care.
He's probably used to it happening to everyone who says no to helping him
"ZUES, THE BIG GUY, IS YOUR DADDY? MR LIGHTNING BOLTS?"
Oh my god I died.
I really do find that funny, because if you ever read mythology, Zeus had a lot of kids. LOTS, as far as I know, he had kids with his daughters, granddaughters, and so on :P
IIC7 Well, gods are immortal, & all they can do up there is to get drunk & fuck everything that moves. That's how it was described in mythology, that the gods envied us humans because we could feel the sweet joy of not living for all eternity.
The SunkenWarrior
Its a ahm. Well. I messed up. Continue with your day. My Apologies.
The SunkenWarrior
I properly edit my comment. My apologies.
The SunkenWarrior
Oh yes! I know it was in the song, XD I took it wrong.
is it just me, or would Phill be a hell of a personal trainer
He's basically if Danny Devito is your personal trainer.
Nah the sizing is about right.
Well if danny devito was your personal trainer he would just make you laugh till you had a six pack
Definitely a fierce trainer.
"My father, Zeus!"
"Kid, who ISN'T related to Zeus?"
Man just couldn't keep it in his toga.
😂😂😂
This song is basically the alternate version of "I'll Make a Man Out of You".
but Hercules came out the year before Mulan so "I'll Make a Man Out of You" is an alternative version of this
***** Okay, it's my poor wording. I meant this song and I'll make a man out of you is quite alike.
yeah duude I luv u 2
Well, they're both alternate from eachother, so you're both right
Tony Tang actually it’s a rocky montage
Can't wait for the sequel, Hercules 2: Hera pisses him off and he kills his family.
i'd pay top dollar for disney films being graphically, disturbingly accurate to the stories they represent
omg every european princess movie would be so fucked.
0DarkEagle In the case of Sleeping Beauty and snow white you can take that literally.
kristofize
Wait what? In the original the princes fucked them back to life?! XD
Kefka Palazzo No, but they got fucvked back to life.
If Disney is crazy enough to live action everything then Danny Devito MUST be cast as Phil. PLEASE.
So when Phil says that 'Before that blasted underworld gets my goat', He is referring to, Before that blasted underworld gets my ass' since..y'know.. hes half goat.
monsterhaunt
An ass is a donkey.
When the live action disney hercules comes along, still get danny devito for Phil
Who should play herc? Zac efron?
ashraf imran hell no to no no no to the no
Andrew Garfield's head CGI'd to Dwayne Johnson's body.
Ashaf. I could see it
Derek klena for Hercules
Every time I think about Couch Hedge I imagine him sounding and looking like Phill
That's actually perfect
It fits so perfectly. LOL.
Me too. XD
Yep him or Mr. D xdxdxd
HiperPivociarz SAME
"Read me a book, would ya dada? c:"
"Zeus: ONCE UPON A TIME!"
lmfao
***** No, that's Kronos. Zeus's Dad...who he killed. Ain't Greek mythology wonderful?
Mic Roe Pony not sure what ur trying to say but this might clear things up
Chronos - The greek personification of time
Kronos - Titan and father of zeus, hades, poseidon etc
So much for excuses. Thou' a kid of 'Zeus' is, asking me to jump into the fray
it should've been "read me a book, would ya dad?"
Zeus: "Percy Jackson"
"Before that blasted underworld gets my goat."
Get it, cause he's part goat?
That's why he's a "Satyr," that's part goat, part man
@@melodyconte r/woooooooosh
@@melodyconte r/wooosh
Issacs not the goat griffs not the goat mos not the goat, plumber boys the goat
A clever way of him saying before the underworld gets me arse lol. The things ya never notice as a kid.
Hercules is best Disney Princess
- I Am The Mudkip - no kuzco is
No.
I agree
+Corey Messick u fucked up the joke
02:54 And he did all that... wearing sandals! Holy shit that makes it even more awesome
It took me so long to realize that that lightning bolt was Zeus basically saying "TRAIN HIM OR _ELSE."_
NO ONE SHALL DOUBT THE ALL MIGHTY ZEUS
wow your slow when i was little i knew that right away but then again im a bit of a nerd
Basically Zeus saying "Fuck you, Phil"
It is actually a good thing though that Phil trained him and not Zeus. If Zeus were to train him, he would make him dodge wrenches and traffic.
+Ырысбек Сапарбек Well, considering how fast that the rain cloud formed and dispersed, I'm not quite sure it could be anything other than Zeus. Also it was just that one lightning strike, then poof the cloud was gone.
I don't see what is so weird about Hercules being the son of Zeus. I mean, have you read greek mythology, Phil? Everyone is his son for crying out loud
Mercury Black now thats the gospel truth
perhaps Phil is merely shocked one of Zeus's kids came to him rather than Chiron
Dusty Brownewell Who?
Chiron is the actually trainer of heros from the original myths. he is a centuar and Phil's competition who he always loses to.
Dusty Brownewell Didn't Phil say in the movie he constantly lost to someone and hadn't gotten a champion in years? Maybe that was Chiron?
Danny Devito Is my Favorite Anime voice actor
bUt It’S nOt An AnImE
@@SRoy-rk3tj Oh it could be ;)
Phil: My answer is two words... (gets struck by lightning)
Me: Would those two words happen to be DIVINE INTERVENTION? 😆
+Jackie McCann Fuck not
+Jackie McCann Smash puns/Kid Icarus puns hahahahahaha *cough*
XD
+Jackie McCann Those would be, FUCK NO.
+Jackie McCann Ummm... no. I think they would be NO WAY
Me when my friends ask for help to study Math.
two words- *gets rekt
OK.
Henrique Carballo Aranha Your teacher strikes you with lightning if you don't help them? holy crap..they must go from.0 to 100 REAL fast
Henrique Carballo Aranha OK?
Henrique Carballo Aranha 900th liker
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Now that Disney owns Star Wars, imagine Yoda singing this to Luke...
YESSS
+Starflame A HERO YOU WANT TO BE, HMM? WELL DOO, WOOPTY.
+Starflame
"...my one last hope, you are..."
+Big Boss I laughed too hard at this
Someone's probably making a video of this as we speak.
TEACHER/COACH: muscles don’t come overnight kid!
ME: dude have you even watched Hercules yet?
Teacher/Coach: is Zeus your father? no? then get give me 10 more pushup!
but this song is a montage of what happened more like in a month or something
Phil: Zeus is your father right?
Hercules: Yes
Phil: Get in line
points to other sons of Zeus.
I just noticed, Herc's cape when he is all grown up, is the blanket his human step-parents gave him.
He's the Greek Linus!
The writers and animators tapped original Superman lore for that bit. Good eye.
Hi Plank...Hehehe
***** Oh, thanks for the correction. :) I'm sure you are tired of correcting people, but I'd have appreciated if you were a bit kinder in your correction. Thanks anyway for the correction.
But be that as it may, Heracles was originally Greek before Romans adapted their mythology, so I'd say both versions are Greek... just Roman spelling/pronunciation of the Greek name.
You tell him girl
I just realized, when he says "before that blasted underworld gets my goat".
He is half goat. So he's basically saying, "before that blasted underworld gets my ass".
So hes saying before he dies?
paydun dowwlin Or before Hela will grab his ass. Shit, wrong mythology.
Call me Phil. What's the matter kid? Never seen a Satyr before?
There's no donkeys involved here.
Fun fact, when he say "# words" and then doesn't match up what he says, its because it's a word count of what it would be in greek
Wait, seriously?
I thought He meant hell no.
@@Savagewolver Well, it is when he says "two words: I am retired". I can't type it out, but the equivalent in Greek really is two words.
@@Mister86TV Είμαι συνταξιούχος
@@jamesburch7022 what does it do for the greek version to be funny then?
"Before that blasted Underworld gets my goat!"
*Later in the movie*
Hades: "Gees Louise, what got his goat huh?"
also his Goat half is his ass so the underworld getting his goat it the underworld getting his ass.
But then kratos comes along
@@dragonsban3327 What relevance does Kratos have?
@Jessica Corlichsdcghj he is THE GOD OF WAR!!!!!
Omg yes!!
I dunno why people hate this movie. It's different, but it's still awesome.
Who hates this movie? I thought it was a widely loved Disney film. :o
Kurogaea Monari No, a LOT of people despise it.
Crimson Graphite I wonder if it's because of the art style... .-.
Its better than I can draw or animate, so I have no problem against that. I bet it was the female character, Hercs girlfriend.
It's mostly because it's not a good representation of greek mythology. For example, Hercules is a roman god; not a greek one.
As a movie, I found it really enjoyable. As an historical representation, I found it dull and stupid. It depends on how you want to look at it.
Danny Devito is such an underrated performer. His role of Phil showed a great range of realism, comedy, musical talent, and even drama more towards the end of the film. He gave a character who could have easily turned into a stock Disney sidekick and gave him a lot of very serious depth. Hats off to Frank Reynolds!
"Like painting a masterpiece, it's a work of heart." This gets me everytime.
i love pegasus. how could you not love pegasus???
baby Pegasus is soooo cute ...as you can see from my avatar :-)
Pegasi
well it took me 22 years to finally figure out phil is voiced by Danny Devito
+Ari Lawless
Wait... WHAT
Phil is voiced by Danny Devito? He can sing?!?
***** basically I'm 22 years old and it took me until I posted to figure it out
didn't he also play the monstar boss in spacejam
Hahhaha same here
Better late than never :)
Rule number 95, kid; Concentrate!
Rule number 96;
T H R O W I T A T H I M N O T M E !
UGH, let's try something else
In the real mythology it would be more surprising if Zeus WASN'T Hercules father. Since he basically fathered like 95% of all Greek heroes/demigods with various mortal and immortal women.
Even then it would still work. Just imagine how many wannabe "heroes" came to Phil for training, claiming to be the son/daughter of this god or that goddess. Until he gets struck by lightning he has no reason to believe that Hercules isn't just another schmuck claiming to be a deity's child
just imagine if someone came up to him and said "My dad is Hades" He'd die laughing
i would think the goddess of love aphritite (or however u spell it) would have the most demigod children. after all she sleeps with everyone. but if i remember right i think it was hermes and dionysus that had the most demigod children. after all didnt the big 3 (zeus, poisidon, and hades) eventually make a deal that they would have no more demigod children because they were too powerful or something?
TVBnine but hades has had children. he has a wife after all. i think shes his neise. hades is the least likely to have demigod children since hes stuck with a full time job unlike the other gods but hes still had a few
"To be a true hero kid, is a
Dyin art.
Like painting a masterpiece
It's a work of heart."
Phil gave Hercules the answer so damn early in the movie!
black heart yeah but herc is a kid so he didnt get it till he learned it the hard way
Thank god Disney didn't make a "sequel" to ruin this perfection.
but there was a tv cartoon
Matthew lawley Yeah the movie was great, if they created a pointless sequel ,I would be pissed
The cartoon was more like a midquel, showing how Hercules developed in between the training.
SnowyWolborg and the last episode of it was like sequel, showing Herc and Meg living together
I mean I would be happy bc it reminds me of my childhood 😂
It's funny because 'I am retired' in Greek is Είμαι συνταξιούχος which is two words.
I think what he was supposed to say was "No way" but he changed it to "O Kay"
***** And besides, "Asking me to jump into the fray, my answer is two words: (No way!)" also rhymes.
MountainBranch Or maybe "hell no"
I like how you just know this XD
*he became daddy material in the coarse of of 3 mins*
I know, Phil is quite the man
@@batmanthechad204 you'd think he'd use his training skills for himself
*69 likes*
i cant even be daddy material in the course of 30 years
Batman The Chad, yes because Phil is Danny Devito
Is it weird that this inspires me to workout?
it be more weird if it didn't
me too
Same
Charles Egstad no of course not, I work out almost every day
Either Change all of the Gods Names to Roman, or Make Hercules to Heracles.
I know right?! If you're not gonna get the story right, at least use the correct NAMES!
I get your point, but you do realise that pretty much everything in this movie is completely unlike the original story? You see the occasional shout out to it, but this is nothing like what supposedly happened.
That's what I meant by "If you're not gonna get the story right,". I know the real story.
Emma Wolf The story of Hercules is inspired* by the Roman and Greek myths that have shaped the demi god himself.
Remember with Frozen? It was INSPIRED* by "The Snow Queen" from Hans Christian Anderson. Most (if not all) of these Disney movies are based off of or inspired, not necessarily verbatim at all.
I mean if your going to use a story based off of 2 things, and everything is named after 1 but then you name 1 person from the other it is annoying.
GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK
XD
+Heruru Meruru *dry heaves*
+Heruru Meruru GODDAMNIT PHIL, I'M GOING!
+Heruru Meruru Holy shit, he just wouldnt stop
One of the most annoying lines I've ever heard
pretty much Tony Stark and Peter Parker
Well I think Phil is happy and Zeus is tony and Hercules is peter
tony deuto
True
Fuck off with that stupid marvel shit
@@tony-qd7vg Phil's Tony and Zeus is Uncle Ben
@@echorealtz2157 Shut up
Danny Devito is a great singer.
Since reading your comment now I can't unsee Matilda's father singing this.
Spagett! Nope, it's much more entertaining now. :p
Spagett! Haha, now it's gonna be amusing thinking of Danny DeVito roles singing this song.
KICK IT DANNY!
Danny is a wonderful actor
This is a really weird episode of sunny in philadelphia
r u m h a m
Phill: My Answer is two words N-
Zeus: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE PHILL!!!!
YOU WILL TRAIN HIM WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!!!!!
+dylan masikat O K!
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+dylan masikat lol
+dylan masikat Yea, Zeus was like "Woah, your going to train him weither or not you want to
Yeah that's the point
"My answer is two words--" Lightning bolt hits him
"Ok!"
Best part ever
Hold on, Zeus is God of THUNDER, am I the only one who put 2 & 2 together?
@@Luigi269 nope
Mary McDaniel well theres that one god that makes him lightening bolts. i cant remember his name. hephestus? i think hes the god of weapons or something. its been awhile since ive done my research
Rule 95: Concentrate
Rule 96: Aim
I think Phil got those two mixed up.
You'd think he'd have caught that before almost getting neutered xD
Stormtroopers should learn from this....
OMG! That’s the point... it’s a joke. It’s a given that if someone is throwing swords that they’d aim. Rule number 96 was a rule Phil made up on the spot because Hercules wound up missing his target SO badly. 🤦🏻♀️
Mr. Duck imagine this situation but darth vader is training the stormtroopers
Damn where can I sign up to learn from him
Naomi Yokoi z
You stupid
Bich
Naomi Yokoi just go back in time and then get reborn as a Demi god and you’ll be set
Was Achilles a Demi god ,I can’t remember
that moment when you realise, this film is 20 years old next year.
kimzee59 Wait fr? Damn don't I feel old
kimzee59 Haha I was born in 97 the year it came out that probably why it's my favorite Disney movie
kimzee59 or about 48 hours;)
Now I feel old 0_0.
Allison Ferris
ugx
"Rule number 96... *AIM* !"
Omg 😂😂 that body transformation
😍😍😍😂
SAKIDJA ASKAJ lmao right? was my very first crush as a small kid 😂
SAKIDJA ASKAJ I know , steroids much ? Lol
SAKIDJA ASKAJ hunk-ules
SAKIDJA ASKAJ hunk-cules?
More like *T H I C C* cules
Ok I can't believe Phil is so surprised that Herc is Zeus' son. ZEUS HAD A LOT OF CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!
+Ciara Olsen Zeus is pretty much just a sentient penis with a beard.
Their physiques didn't exactly match
If Zeus could just keep it in his pants Greek mythology wouldn't be filled w so many problems lol
Maybe Phil has just had enough of this kid, so when he says that Zeus is his father, Phil's like, "I'm totally done with this guy, please don't make Zeus his father!!
Lol and I think a lot of Greek gods had that problem.
That poor training doll...
Ella Kelso Thank Gods that wasn’t Meg - their romance would have been significantly shorter then!
Ella Kelso it looked like a sex doll
Jessica Corlichsdcghj hmmmmm * vomits *
What I think is interesting is that it's implied that Phil was the trainer to Achilles (in the mythology it's Chiron, of course, but I think Chiron was also the mentor of Hercules) and yet he complains that none of them have ever gone on to be great.
When Achilles is arguably the single most important Greek heros there is.
Achilles was arrogant and it cost him his life...not exactly a "Great hero"
@@TheTrueEmrys
You don't know what a heros is, do you? It is someone who gets fucked and then dies.
He went out like a chump
well Phil mentions that Achilles was super great either right before or after hercules, but he also mentions that he got killed by being shot in the heel which was disapointing
I don't get why Phil's so skeptical about Herc being Zeus' son.
Zeus kinda got around...
This is a G film. There's not going to be any mention of how Zeus' love affairs.
I know. It was a joke, mate.
+Dark Wringer Well yeah but usually they look more...impressive than Hercules did.
+Jack Son
Yup, it was Herc's mortality that was throwing Phil off a bit. That and I think Phil's supposed to be a teensy bit bitter about all of the failures of his past training efforts, which is kind of the point of this song...
+looneywoman If you listen closely to the lyrics, Phil trained other demi-gods and they ended up being failures as well, so he could've trained another child of Zeus, they ended up being a failure, and he's just mocking Herc.
Does Phil questions Zeus having a son? ZEUS?
+Chari Mahariel Ummmm. Yeah. Have you SEEN how many kids he had?
+Chari Mahariel captaincanine awesomeness in kinda right, I mean half of the original 12 Olympians are HIS kids, Aphrodite, Athena, Apollo, artimes, and ares are all his kids
Puppyyo10 +captaincanineawesomeness ...that's the joke, Zeus having a kid is one of the least shocking thing ever and that's why Phil questioning it is hilarious
Chari Mahariel I know :3
+Puppyyo10 *puts on nerd glasses* uhhh technically Aphrodite is a child of Uranus when he was shattered by zeus into millions of pieces
WOW HE GOT MUSCLES IN ONE SONG
This song was over the course of, like, two years.
2 words. *Movie.Magic.*
Shang trained an army in one song. Scar raised the third reich in one song
Simba grew up in one song
We all know you copied that meme
"like painting a masterpiece!"
"it is a work of Heart!!"
Big buff Hercules is a babe, but skinny Hercules is such a sweetheart and a cutie 😍
Jessica Cortez ya he's adorable
Twink v twunk
u mean HUNKules
God what ever happened to this standard of quality at Disney...
They "Let it Go". ;)
+Corey Messick Right now is the Revival. Bolt, Princess & The Frog, Tangled, Wreck it Ralph, Frozen, Big Hero 6, Zootopia, Moana. I don't know about you, but that to me is an amazing list.
Corey Messick The Revival needs more love. 😔 What's wrong with the current string of Disney Movies? I'm so hyped for Moana what about you? Thanks for agreeing with me BTW.
CGI happened. Animation hasn't been the same since.
Stryder46 The quality of Disney animation's current movies is higher than Disney has been in years.
"ONCE UPON A TIME" LMFAO
I find this reasonably amusing.
The fact that he disbelieves Herc for being Zeus kid.
Zeus fucked ALOT and with a lot of people.
Hell, the reaction would have been more warranted if her had said he was hades son.
Zeus fucks everything that moves, man.
@your converse highs Gods dam it.
"WHAT'RE DOIN? GET YOUR SWORD!"
+omgloldude asdxz I'LL GET MY SWOOOOOOORD FOR YOU, DANNY!
We may be living the human condition, but he is speaking it!
Now I gotta go watch that video for the 8365465th time xD
"Sword, right. Rule #15: A hero is only as good as his weapon!"
I'll get my SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD for you, Danny
KICK IT DANNY!!!!
Ryan Koberstein you hear the truth in that dialogue
We're all living the human condition, but he is speaking it.
RULE 95: kid concentrate
Danny Devito xD
I feel "concentrate" and "aim" should be higher on the list..
Yeah, and seeing how 205 people definitely don't know rule #96, I would have to agree with you.
"Read me a book, wouldya dada?"
*"ONCE UPON A TIME.."*
You wouldn't think Danny DeVito could sing that well, but here we are.
Just before this scene, "Have you ever had a dreams- that-s...That. you. um.. you had- you'd- you wi- you could- you do- you wi- you wants- you. you could do som- you- you do, you could, you- he want- he want. him. to do you so much you can do anything?"
In English: Rule Number 6
In Spanish: Regla Número 5
(What? xD)
Alex Loquendo maybe to match their mouth movements better?
Magnam dong
Regla
Means period in Filipino so..
SpadeQueen also in Spanish, at least in Mexico 🤷🏼♀️ one of the many meanings
Where do you see his mouth move when he says Rule Number Six? (Or even his mouth at all?)
_"My answer is _*_TWO_*_ words!"_
*_[lightning]_*
_"..oH-kAeY."_
Judgement You mean you’ll do it
The first 30seconds, this how it must have been with Jesus
because christianty sucks..
Metobo Oooi i'll take it over islam any day
nope .just you dont know anything.just like %80 of müslims dont about ıslam.
Metobo Oooi oh and what don't I know
maybe full philosopy
Two words:
"FUCK YOU"
we were all waiting for him to drop the F bomb
***** XD
I always thought it was "HELL NO!"
"No way." It fits the rhyme scheme.
Um, no. He was gonna say "No way". It rhymes with "Okay".
I'm telling you, all these live action movies/plays like Frozen, Mulan, Cinderella, Beauty & the Beast, Lion King, and Anastasia. BUT, Hercules would be fucking amazing to be a live action movie, and no not the actual historic one where The Rock starred in.
Andrea Fernandez and zac efron plays Hercules
@@dannycortes73 no
@@dannycortes73 nah it'd be Chris hemsworth
Liam Chiswell much better choice
*when you read Percy Jackson and realize Phil is supposed to Chiron*
Pink and Proud Yep,Also just “Hera was the loving mother of Heracles”
Pink and Proud or better grover underwood or coach hedge
Maybe replace Hercules with Jason and then he seems like coach hedge
RedHeadReader replace wonder boy with percy jackson and coach phil with Grover underwood
I never quite got this, why is phil so shocked that zeus had a child, pretty sure Zeus banged every woman in Greece who was at least marginally attractive 0_o
Not just women...
look at him. Hercules was scrawny as hell and didn't exactly look like a child Zeus. Definitely didn't resemble the other kids either
"Rule number 96....AIM!" lol.
To all you COD players out there.
Jack Murphy two words!
y'all, aint, good!
Isaac Shade thats three
he says 2 words, then continues with 3. says 3, continues with 2... seen it recently? or played kingdom hearts 1 or 2?
Isaac Shade no i havent
This is what I imagine Luke Skywalker being like when Rey finds him
L
Cayenne ew
if only yoda was played by Danny Devito
It’s also yoda training luke
Dylan McNab Except Luke was Herc and Rey was Achilles.
0:55 Zeus: That's for laughing at my son about me.
phil refuses to believe he is zeuses son?
This is greek mythology folkes, The guy did so many human woman that half of the human population was a demigod. i know they disnified it but still it shouldnt be unbelievable right>
He's not in disbelief that Hercules is Zeus's son. He's in disbelief that he's got ANOTHER Son of Zeus to train.
also in this movie Hades is the god of the underworld or whatever.
hades in greek mythology is the PLACE of the dead and the God is Pluton.. also Meg was a bitch
Kim Shadows actually Hades was the name of the Greek god of the Underworld and the PLACE was called the Underworld. Pluton is a type of rock and PLUTO was the Roman god of the Underworld.
then I guess greek history teachers and history books don't know our mythology
:) Also it's plutonas in greek , sorry
they certainly dont, mine told me so much stuff wrong we started keeping score who wass right more often: The class or the teacher. (we won, but only by a measely percentage)
I don't think Danny DeVito is a great singer, but I'll give him this much, he's putting his all into this one.
***** anyone that sings disney songs is better then beyonce :D
My answer is 2 Words -ZAP- : ok
Chiron was the actual trainer of heroes right?
Yes
in myth Phil was Heracles' friend who he left his bow to upon his ascension to Olympus.
Javier Luna ye
Katelyn just j d.
Yea Chiron was a trainer of the greatest heroes. Read the Percy Jackson Series.
man anyone here in 2019????? man guys
@Rosanna Jacobs Anderson lolll heyy! dont u miss good old movies of Disney like this one???!!
Grown ass man jammin in the car lol
@@TheLastOutlawSaulGoode loll
Yasss
Rosanna Jacobs Anderson heyyyy
am I the only one who thinks the satyr reminds me of coach hedge from percy jackson?
Me too!!! I can't imagine anything else now! haha :D
YES!!!
Jilke Scheffer OMGG YES I SEE IT SO CLEARLY
Yeeeeeeeeees
rip Phil
Zeus murdered him just to get Heracles some proper training
at least we have the kick-ass gospel music
Rule #95: Concentrate.
Rule#96: Aim!
Essential to a Successful game of Call of Duty.
Are there really 94 things more important to a combatant than concentraiting and aiming?
Rule# 23: Always be hydrated.
Rule# 45: Honor your enemy, even if you don't like them.
Rule# 77: Always bring snacks. (Fruits, vegetables, and granola bars are excluded from this rule.)
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“So, ya wanna be a hero kid? Well--
LA, DEE, FRICKIN’, DA!!!”
-Schafrillas Productions